How to not get your ass kicked by the police

[kappagreen71]

This is a video that all stupid NIGGERS should watch. They cry about police brutality and how the police stopped them because they are black. Its not a color thing. Most of the time its the mouth that causes you to get your ass kicked. follow this video word for word and guess what you wont get your ass kicked.

[pinghead105]

That's a riot, so very true

[MrMarkisaac]

It's funny because this is all so true. Use common sense and don't blame everything on the police for your dumb doings.

[CamilaRox11]

@MrMarkisaac I understand he is trying to be funny. But there are dirty police that have no reason to do anything but will stop you anyway. If I'm going to the atm or to the grocery store, where is the reasonable suspicion for the police to come ask me for my ID? Or for my friends walking around university, just randomly ask for their ID? For what? I don't respond with violence and I try not to get an attitude, but it's not fun when you are the victim of racial profiling!

[halomaster0007]

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[RageMonkey32]

turn dat shit off shut da fuck up get a white friend

[Brady2k10]

lol "WHAT DA FUCK U WANT MOTHERFUCKER"

[ritvarrs]

Best video ever :D

[LoveNeden]

love it

[pacoabcdefgh]

16 people got their asses kicked

[NIKOLAKI711]

Chris Rock is mad:)

[rand0mguy97]

I luv how he says shut the fuck up

[freakylocz14]

He speaks the truth!

[khalifa1313]

"but if you jump a turn-stile carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint,

then maybe you need that ass kick" LOOL Its true!

[SapecMonkey]

NEGROS

[icnjclub]

Hilarious laughed so hard I fell asleep

[mattbrownbill]

" remind your friend to do one thing SHUT THE FUCK UP " <<<seriously could have used that advice before

[nudist0885]

Actually...the comment about Rodney King was 100% true (with 2 examples).

1) If he had just pulled over when the lights went on he might have only gone to jail for 1 night (without being beaten at all).

2) If he had just pulled over, the VIDEOTAPE of his beating never would have been filmed at all.

[TheSeaMyst]

no one needs their ass kicked! My father is going to kick some police asses soon! Ari airforce marines fbi cia hls and all the other controlling forces that abuse there powers and made this prison like world i am in! You anti christ police your in the wrong club I would find a new line of work one that does not hurt our children!

[DifangDuana]

@TheSeaMyst

And how will he "kick some police asses soon" without going to jail?

[missfrizzyuk]

soooo funny!

[Smirker88]

Hilarious!

[Gmissile]

Brilliant !

[whitepanther84]

Wyatt!!!!!

[scumgrizzly]

Laugh all you want, this is some good advice right here.

[GraveReaperZ]

the best for me was at 2:03 i kept laughing for 42 min. xD

[viridiana2270]

@GraveReaperZ jajaja Samw Here jaja

[sweetbiella]

lol the "have a white friend" might've worked for me. Got stopped by a cop on halloween I forgot to put my headlights on...he looked around my car and my girl's were non-black so he let me off <--just saying even though there might've been another reason he let me off lol

[shawnlaurin]

LMFAO " is there a problem offficer? 1:56 LMFAO OMG made me laugh for like 30 minutes

[Joey6131995]

Just clarifying things, blacks don't get ass wippings because they're black, the ones that are getting beat probably deserve it.

[jayloize]

did you notice that in the video it was the blacks getting the bash not whites i mean the blackes just dont and can'not learn lmao!

[Meela234]

LOL! I am sooo weak. That was the best, whew!

[JKBBMF]

This sounds funny, but is true 99% of the time. People who can't shut up get beat up.

[KatsumottoThuggy]

Holy shit was that Crabman?

[videocanone]

So true, and so simple to do ! those who don't do so at their peril !

[THExVIDxKID]

HEY CRABMAN!

[gundamWWW]

What I got from the video is that if you are a black or any skin pigmentation darker then a chocolate bar, you will be targeted by the police.

[An0niempje]

@gundamWWW Great isn't it? 

[ZeBigBang]

Was that Crab man from my name is earl?

[g74mysix]

LMFAO>>>HE AIN"T LYING AT ALL..

[Sp3arNo1]

I DIED In laughter

[WesTroupe]

If he was a white comedian, that would be racist, right. Is something racist based only on the race of the speaker? Is that racist in itself? Hmm. I also like the comments from idiots (TheWickedclown101) saying everything is OK if you make money at it. I guess if you rape babies and sell them, its OK as long as you gets paid fo it?

[Binerexis]

@WesTroupe That's how I make a living and I haven't been stopped yet. Hell yeah it's OK so long as I get paid!

[Voxson14]

*quote line from video*

*get lots of thumbs up*

[Sc0tt69]

So true......

[bigbzon]

02:40

I got friends like this.

[runisunke]

Fun...And True

[KidGangstaVEVO]

I lold when he got out the car and said "WHAT DA FUCK U WANT MOTHAFUCKA?!"

[vict0r1ous]

i followed these tips and im police beating free

[jamalkeys]

"probably won't get your ass kicked by the police"

Way to reassure me, Chris

[hehateme94]

"Is there a problem officer?"

[QuestionMarkPeriod]

I was polite. I apologized if I interrupted. I was quiet when I was told to be. I never raised my voice. Yet he still threw me on the ground and hit me and took me away in a police car. I never even did anything wrong, but look at him funny and laugh.

[akazombie]

@QuestionMarkPeriod That sounds like you weren't taking him seriously. You can't even look 'em in the eye and shit.

[QuestionMarkPeriod]

@akazombie

I looked at him funny and laughed before he came up to me. Then he did all that shit.

[jamalkeys]

@QuestionMarkPeriod well, he wanted to test you...see if you were going to actually take him seriously or flip out....the police are just "eh" like that >_>

[h95718]

this nigga sold OUT ALONG TIME AGO!!... HE'S A DAMN FAGGET TOO!!...

[xGeishaLTBx]

loll this is truee && Funneh as hell.!!

[Zouff]

Hey Crabman!

[backwoodsgps]

you are loved

[Thedarksecret1]

This is very educational (seriously).

[dabom12898]

ITS DARNEL FROM MY NAME IS EARL!!! :DDDD

[collegeman1988]

Man, I wouldn't do that shit if I was you! Ha ha.

[nick19955632]

1:30 its christmas if you run! free ass kicking!!

[xmagicxx01]

I agree with all of this but getting a white friend. I know its funnier like that ,but a good friend is all you really need.

[totruful]

How true this video is! .....

[Slushyfreeze]

what the fuck you want!! MothaFucka!! Lol...

[LedZep0624]

He got weed, he got weed!

[tnekkc]

Chris Rock is a smart guy, but he said good things about Al Gore.

He needs to do a comedy routine about how stupid THAT was.

[SH67]

Chris Rock knows how the shit works. That's why he hates (or at least pities) everybody.

[Brbos06]

LOL!!! That's some funny stuff!!!

[blackjacket51]

Lives are saved and angry bitches are at home thanx to Chris ( salutes)

[daywalker3x3]

Funny, but not accurate. Cops are just here to collect revenue not to help anybody, many people loose their lives to cop violence who never commit crimes.

[deguyt]

Hey Crabman!

[TheWickedclown101]

chris rock is a fucking racistlittle ngger piece of shit

[lllBASlll]

@TheWickedclown101

because he only shows black people getting kicked? haha

[tiyanjanep]

@TheWickedclown101 and you are not, you just called him nigger.ha ha ha!

[bignell106]

@TheWickedclown101 fuck u bitch

[Thedarksecret1]

@TheWickedclown101 And he's making more money than you. OUCH!

[TheWickedclown101]

chris rock is a fucking racistlittle ngger piece of shit

[PhotosByHamza]

Every ghetto fabulous fuck needs to see this video!

LMAO~!

[FireFox1914]

"Remember, if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them." LMAO! Best...line...ever!

[pfcwar5150]

Sad but true!!

[SaarduLady]

Hilarious!

[josefkesselring]

What is the mad woman shouting?

[hiscibus]

@josefkesselring he got weed

[yankees032778]

Honestly rule number 1 is all you need to avoid the police

[OMFGWTFROFLBBQ]

this all sounds very reasonable the only other way to get your ass kicked by the police is if there plain ass basterds otherwise this will help thousands every 23 minutes :D

[kaede103084]

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!!!

[virtualpilot31]

@kaede103084 Best line right there!

[stokelycarm]

wannabe-dave chappelle show lol

[zero534]

@stokelycarm um sorry but this was way before Dave Chapelle had his show.

[madwithhats]

@stokelycarm I think Chris Rock did this before the chappelle show.

[pMizzleFoRizzle]

@2:00 best part

[famousfuture]

the 15 ppl who did a thumbs down are the ignorant ppl chris is talk about..lmao

[AfromanJon]

@famousfuture

Sorry man, I missed the like button 15 times...

[joeratti]

oh noes all the blacks out there are gonna call chris rock a sell out now

[Makron5]

Ya know this doesn't work. I tried all this and I got my ass beaten for being black while the cops screamed 'GET THAT NIGGER!'

[famousfuture]

true story: me, new friend, bf, & her man ... they were in the back seat arguing on the way 2 a movie, cop pulled me over b/c my license plate light was out(yeah same thing i said). these fools still arguing when the cop walks up. n the mist of him talking 2 me, she comes out of no where & say " y every time yo baby mama want weed, she callin u & yo ass go runnin like u sellin a pound when all u sold was a quarter? after the search, i left both they asses on the curve & we enjoyed our movie!

[BLEST455]

@famousfuture funny, thx for sharing

[Joekid585]

You won't you won't

[deepakkhasa1987]

One of the most EDUCATIONAL videos on youtube

[sharabarz]

man if i only saw this video earlier

[jpatton1989]

3:06 - 3:29 I swear I saw that exact same thing happen on an episode of Cops! lol

[falwk]

But I want to buy drugs :(

[Durahan82]

@falwk then your ass gonna get kick

[whatthehell81]

Chris Tucker is just a NWO asset. This is the wrong message!

[LIONOFTHEBRAVE]

@whatthehell81 I disagree, He is not only funny but is teaching people to use common sense.

[whatthehell81]

@LIONOFTHEBRAVE He is teaching the people obeying the police state. He propagates that police brutality, in minor cases, is a good and funny thing. Look at what they have done to Dave Chappelle and think about why Chris Tucker is still on the telievision and Dave Chappelle is not!

[LIONOFTHEBRAVE]

@whatthehell81 He is teaching people to calm their ego and and quit being idiotic. How is it fighting the police state by acting all ghetto, of course it will end bad,lol.

[zachdahater]

@whatthehell81 Don't you mean Chris Rock???

[Havkar1]

13 policemans disliked ;).

[stuartthenewfella]

How to not get your ass kicked by the police...... stop being a cunt.

[awsomenova11]

@Gazoda you're a bitch

[Gazoda]

12 people missed the: "Like" button :S

[pickard72]

excellent advice!!!

[SLISETV]

You might be a victim of police brutality? Why because your a nigger? It's your attitude that makes us whites mad, not the shit look. Why can't you get that through your empty heads?

[tinoman2007]

good negros! lol

[nonofyall]

hilarlious. But just to tell middle class america: You will get your ass kicked anyway if you follow these tips

[928michael]

haha he got weed lol

[DzyNaa]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!! LOL

[Pyrroline]

Lol at 1:22 Transcribe Audio.

[LordCard]

HAHAHA!

[21LOSER88]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!! LOVEEEE it!

[iJustHelp]

"MAN, DONT GIVE HIM SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK DO'U WAN' MOTHAFUCKA?"

No.

[akalda1]

@iJustHelp Stfu nigger jungle bunnie cunt coon

[Thedarksecret1]

@akalda1 Why are you so obsessed with us. If you hate black people so much then don't watch the videos. We don't come on your country videos and talk shit about white people. It's a waste of time.

[joshawa72]

@akalda1 look at you hiding behind yahoo with all your slander.... Do the world a favor and just wear a T-Shirt that states your hatred towards other racist. Go ahead, be bold and stand out in the crowd or just continue to hide behind the world web.... It actually just makes it hilarious to know your skin boils with such a discomfort!! Don't look now I'm coming for your sister:)

[akalda1]

@joshawa72 I cant even remember what i said, I just laugh when people like you reply :)

[halomaster0007]

i got a warning for driving 15 mph over the 55mph speed limit from being polite and having all my registration and insurance crap.... being polite helps a ton :]

[zachdahater]

@halomaster0007 Same here. I went 15 mph over the 35 mph limit, didn't argue and was polite, and NO ticket. I even went the wrong way on a one way street before and a cop stopped me. I said something like "I rarely drive in Atlanta and don't know the streets well", NO TICKET. Both were black cops and neither of them even asked for my information or license. That could've been $500 or something I don't have if they gave me those tickets. Rudeness will get you nowhere

[darkbladder2005]

In my opinion I say, follow the laws and don't make yourself look bad , I've met alot of police and they haven't done nothing to me .

[peoplearegood100]

WOW, Chris rock is a serious uncle tom working against his fellow brothers and sisters. White, Black, whatever, you are all a bunch of bending over, take it in the rear, slave mentality, keeping up with the Jones, brain washed, tools. DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE BEING ABUSED? YOUR BROTHERS GETTING BEAT TO DEATH IS NOT COMEDY! Cris Rock is a sell out, Telling black people that people should lick the boots of NAZIs. Have they not killed enough of you to wake you up!

[MuffinMANZZZZ]

@peoplearegood100 You seem like a bright one... Unless you live in Nazi Germany in the 30's and 40's where are these Nazi's you're speaking of?

[LordCard]

@peoplearegood100 Obvious troll is obvious. At least I would HOPE you're Obvious Troll Being Obvious.

[wordwordword101]

Fuck da police!

[gerrard4prez]

"he got weed"!

[AUSTINSMD]

"what the fuck u want mutha fucker?"

"shut the fuck up"

"he got weed"

[ntoiyt]

This was some funny shit. 

[IceCube4ever1]

ride with a white freind

[NPSurvival]

Haha that was really funny!

[punkofdeath]

hay?? my friend did just as he said "whats seems to be the problem officer" and got smacked in the head with a mag-light and the cop told him to "shut the fuck up i ask the questions here" and were both white and we didnt do shit. we where gonna buy some bud but the cop didnt know that. that fool should have waited till we left and at least we would have broken the law then.

[weazzy89]

Man do the Ali G finger behind the hand. And mutter "Fuck the police" AFTER they drive away lol.

[StrainingDingelberry]

hahahaha

[d3vilnaruto]

This is funny...

[stevemaster1763]

"Maybe you need your ass kicked." lol, best line ever.

[avinball]

LOL, leave your women at home, because they belong in the kitchen anyways

[lemgd42]

@avinball your an idiot

[360Fresh2013]

This is so true.lmao.

[ImNotGrizzBaby]

''He got weed, he got weed!!!''

[bizzygreene]

This shit will never not be funny as hell.

[flirtyguy34]

@bizzygreene I agree! and I coyld not have said it better!

[shoguntactics]

Hahaha... Bro! I think everybody knows its obvious that you didn't make this video unless you are Chris Rock!?

[feefeekiller]

--> Ticket ----> Not a ticket

[Muzzie0323]

The irony to this clip is, Chris is 100% correct. I have never seen the police beat a mother fucker down who used those common sense tips.. Roflmao!!

[peoplearegood100]

@Muzzie0323 , NOBODY HAS A RIGHT TO BEAT YOU BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE, COPS ARE WAITING TO MAME OR KILL YOU, THEY TRAIN AND LIVE FOR IT. I WILL NOT BOW TO SOME FAG COP WITH A BADGE, THEY WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART OR MIND! I HAVE BEEN BEAT AND TAZERED, AND STILL DID NOT SUBMIT TO THEIR SICKNESS! THEY CAN KILL ME, I BELIEVE IN A GREATER POWER THAT IS GOOD AND FAIR, IN THE END, THE BRAVE WILL BE SAVED, YOU COWARD GANSTERS WILL BURN IN HELL!

[Slamwoo93]

i think i got this : Obey the law, use common sense, stop immediately, turn that shit off, shut, be polite, shut the fuck up, get a white friend, don't ride with a mad women

[GodsFavoriteBassPlyr]

Yes vs. No

L O L

[BBPhobia]

Hilarious!

[vireak209]

Why you shouldn't keep load music while being pulled over by a cop:

You dont want you ass kicked by a sound track....

[edwardhjt]

HE GOT WEED! HAHA

[Gonken88]

worst thing is, tons of people need this education.

[thickyellacutie]

fuck the police

[Singodx96]

2:04 ...2:08...

the funniest shit haha

[SpiningChocolate]

HE GOT WEED !!! HE GOT WEED !!!

[N1k1mon]

@Yabadabadog

They take the sloppy seconds leftovers, helps to make up for the whole slavery deal. I wouldn't brag, makes you sound like you're still just trying to impress the white man, that's an inferiority complex. Lifes much bigger than this shit. Grow up.

[KandiManRavr2k8]

so true..

[dannybundy7]

he's hilarious BUHAHAHAHA

yea but at my place (in poland) you get beat for fuckin last names or being young or if the pig has a bad day........ FUCK THE POLICE

[theminstry]

How now to get your ass kicked by the cops. 1. be white, 2. Be white and 3. BE WHITE!