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  • Looks like you're spanking it.

  • gay

  • this is not funny at all !

  • lol

  • is ur face numb

  • OMG CHRIS 8000 people have watched this video???

  • looooool

  • Sounds like you are getting analy raped by a convicted murder/public masturbating rapist pedophile

  • @Inuyasha72 Sounds like you know exactly what having those things done to you sounds like as well, obviously drawing from past personal experience.

  • lol the 3rd guy is hott..

  • LOL haha i like the big weird heads :D

  • now that's entertainment!

  • ahah good one !

  • But... you ARE smiling! You have a slight grin in the beginning. It's in the eyes.

  • lol are you being raped by a dinosaur?

  • you guys are so coool

  • sounds your having sex wit a moose

  • it sounds like your having sex with a chicken

  • u sound like ur...doin someone

  • this is like you fuck a chicken

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  • did the docter give you the wrong meds

  • No, I know you're asking because all females who aren't a part of your family won't go near your genitals so you're forced to turn to men, but you should just stick with the jerking off. Unless of course the incest thing works for you, or you could always try the village pedophile fag.

  • Oh I'm sure you would like to fuck me up something because your hands must be getting tired from masturbating 3 times a day.

  • Haha first off I believe there is only one person of chinese origin in that video. Secondly, I'd go jump off a bridge but your mother won't let me take my dick out of her, so I can't.

  • cool lol

  • Naw not even...I was making those sounds because your mom gives such good head.

  • It is something different art, good creations in second half... you can create a drama with this glass technique.

  • what the fuck man!! are u having an orgy or something?!?!!?

  • do you even know what an orgy is you dumbass?

  • The Asian guy sounded like a chicken.

  • Well clearly I see that you've never had an orgasm, because guys don't scream like that. Unless you are the one getting fucked, which I would not doubt. All the other laughing without smiling vids have people only able to do one laugh, so here I just made the craziest sounds that I could.

  • Screaming orgasm.

  • sounds like a rooster in bagpipes

  • that doesnt sound lke laughing, its just retarded

  • You sound like you are having an orgasm

  • In case there are any doubters, that is actually my laugh. When you see the other two people (asian kid with spiked hair and te kid who is afraid to swear, in which he says eff instead of fuck) attempting to move their mouths to the voice of a laugh, I am the one laughing in the background. You can see when I am doing my parts there is no one else there. This is because I can change my voice to have many funny laughs, whereas they could not, so they asked me to do the laughs in the background.

  • hahaha, "te kid who is afraid to swear, in which he says eff instead of fuck"

  • LMAO!

  • WHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!omg dude so fucking funny as hell ahahah eoeohahahaha 5 stars lol ahhh......

  • hhahahahahahahahaha(:

  • Life Brand makes many quality products such as the natural Aloe cream. I apply this every morning right after I drink about 250 ml of my 500 ml Dole juice. Once done I put a special deoderant I have imported from Uzbekistan only to my left armpit; I apply a different substance to my right arm, also imported, but this one from an island off the coast of Japan. I feel that the mixture of fragrance creates a relaxing mood where I can center my chi. The Dole and Aloe help unleash inner passion.

  • whats really hood

  • Smells like Teen Spirit was actually a misprint by the writer, who meant to make it smells like teen Creamshit. You see, the band was once involved in a battle involving gay-lea, a dairy products company, who in turn used whipped cream as ammunition in their guns. with all of the fighting going on, the band managed to build an explosive out of the already fired whipped cream, and threw it so hard at a teenaged employee of gay-ea that the kid shit his pants, hence the name creamshit.

  • lea*

  • u guys are sooo funny

  • lol thank you

  • well that's an obvious statement

  • OMG I NEVER NOTICED....my strong hand:P

  • Lately, one can look up into the evening sky and view stars in the pattern of a pedophile attempting to solve a 2000-piece puzzle, and when completed, the puzzle will reveal the answers to a GR.10 English exam, originally made for the class of '92 at Waxminsteiger School of Architecture and Hentai.

  • Caramel was created when the Gods of prehistoric Kalamazoo waged war on each other, battling with beaver tails lining their armour, Frozen Jaguar tails as Swords, Tortoise shells as shields and cold worm gutts as floss (as the Gods took care to dental things, all while attempting to reach a new state of Moksha.

  • loool dental things

  • The caramel eventually replaced their desire to feud, and moved on to produce a substance that will forever be known as "Kalamazoo's true spew"

  • did you guys watch what I sent you??

  • not yet, will though

  • haha wow lucky duck

  • Sniffing chunks of baboon butt is beneficial in that it reduces the chance of one gaining cancerous boils on one's private parts

  • what the crap, like they make aloe drinks for white people? I thought only asians drank that stuff.

  • Please say my name. (do I know you?)

    Remember who I am.

  • lol sry???? who are you talking to? and do WE know u?

  • WHaatt??

  • kdding xD

  • ohh lol kk true

  • i was just being random it didnt mean anything

    wow this video is hyper.

  • who are you?

  • During one's transition from the Matrix into the real world, it is not uncoomon to experience sudden urges of eating well-done Panda fingers, lukewarm cheese flavoured soda, and Tandoori salsa fish with a little margay saliva on the side

  • lmao thats gross

  • priceless

  • i quit

  • Moisturizing cream is a ghetto replacement for lube

  • not that ur in any need to lube keilty

  • forr****

  • Linus, the name made famous by the character from Charlie Brown comics, was actually the name of a pirate's second mate in ancient Taklimakan. The name translates to "One who wears vulger and revealing turnip seeds sown together by a woman who gradually shits her pants. This turnip seed clothing would represent Linus' blanket, as he uses it when he's about to shit himself

  • OMG IM IN HERE!!

  • OMFG HAHAHAHAH OOOOMFG!!!!!!

  • wooooow that is toooooo f-ing funny

  • Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

  • According to Bembrage scholars in the 8th Crusade for Amsterdam, if and individual jumps off of a fairly high structure and shouts the words "Kame Kame Ha" they will be transported into a 4th dimension where Uzbekistan people play "Hoppity Skotchity" constantly and where E=micky D's squared

  • When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

  • Hop Skotch, primarily a game played by young adolescents, is better known to people from Uzbekistan as "Hoppity Skotchity"

  • interesting keilty

  • contrary to the belief of the world in its entirety, the word broccoli is spelling mistake that changed from the root word of: Brackalli throughout time, it originated i upper Uganda until the persian army of Xeroxes invaded Uganda and sold the word to the Roman empire for aproximatly 15000 yen, and it has since then thought to of originated from Italy. please refer to Keiltyrules if there is any doubt to the above statement (philosopher of the world, to the lay person)

  • Although quite hilarious in its name, a "shuttlecock" is actually better known as a birdie. It is known as this because it resembles one Christopher Keilty's penis (I wish I knew who this kid is because he's so amazing) as it takes off like a shuttle and is as free to roam as a birdie

  • amazing my ass If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

  • The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

  • our tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

  • I would respond with an intelligent and hurtful insult, but I choose not to, as your listening to the Jonas Bros is insulting enough

  • Keilty i dont care what u think about the jonas brothers soooooooo quiet

  • Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

  • The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.

  • If one is to wonder where the term tap comes from, it is also, surprisingly, a spelling error. Tap was meant to be atp, short for abstract temperature preserver....if you wish to know why, read the "Completely and utterly real definition book" (Dictionary to the lay-person)

  • lmfao hahaha

  • lmao

  • huh

  • Gastral fluids such as diarrhea cannot only be very smelly, but can cause many other discomforts such as athlete's foot and nacho hondureus syndrome (or Nahon, to the lay person)

  • LOL Lay person

  • coolcat all u do is take parts from Keilty's comment and write LOL beside it

  • Thats what I do, got a problem esse?!

  • lol random

  • dude up the shut f*ck

  • what the eff are u talking about rudemood? speak english much?

  • way to form a sentence properly

  • what we are doing is pretty sad... lol

  • ur sad, who are u anyways?

  • shuutttttt that mouth of urs please:)

  • do i know u

  • Contrary to popular belief, the Basilisk is actually the name of my private part, and not the giant snake that appeared in the Harry Potter film. However, the size of the snake and my penis is quite accurate

  • WTF lmao...how do u think of these things

  • Because I have creative thinking

  • hahahaha

  • What?

  • your mother

  • Do work son

  • Yoo initiate Chatroom 101: Commence people Commence! Rudemood get it done and you too RAKK

  • lmao creeppperrrssss

  • THis chris guy is sooo cool, he reminds me of the jonas brothers;) Wow amazing!

  • lol this friday its goin down, and tell ur parents james effff

  • fo sho....gotta get Remp and Mracel to come

  • HAHAH...

  • Lukewarm water derived from Luke Skywalker's pee, as in a last attempt to save his father's life, Luke peed on Anakin's heart, hoping the warmth would restart his heart...sadly to say, Luke's pee was only mild, and hence the phrase Lukewarm exists today

  • Rambo again is another improper spelling, as it was meant to say Rembo, an ancient african term defined to be "the seeker of the blue/green oyster's embryo, in which grats the carrier the ability to speak to various apple juices from concentrate

  • grants*

  • as entertaining as sock puppets can be, they are also a great protector for those of us who have been blessed with being hung like a horse. Despite the obvious deficiencies in sliding capability, lubricators have developed a solution to make the sock as if it were as slippery as a bald seal

  • I'm bootylicious ;)

  • Needless to say, the term "bootylicious" was also a typo, in which Beyonce meant to say her butt was bubblicious, as it is as round as a bubble....despite the mnor miscue, Beyonce found a new term that would forever remain a non-ghetto word

  • 65 most discussed comedy in CA :)

  • many lubricants can be applied to various items such as tooth brushes, in which the velocity of the item can increase pleasure

  • "better hold on tight spidermonkey"

  • Smells like teen spirit is actually a typo of sprite esprit, in which the two companies were planning on making clothing that was flavoured like sprite

  • Lukewarm water derived from Luke Skywalker's pee, as in a last attempt to save his father's life, Luke peed on Anakin's heart, hoping the warmth would restart his heart...sadly to say, Luke's pee was only mild, and hence the phrase Lukewarm exists today

  • LMFAO OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ OMFG AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHdksdnsd

  • Daniel Alfredsson got crunched by Mark Bell

  • smoking bbq sauce is a sin to the native tribe of western mongolia

  • HOLY SHNIT THIS IS GOLD CHRIS

  • fire hydrants can be used as dildos by fat chicks

  • LMFAO AHAHAHAH

  • evacuate to the wheelchair side

  • peanut butter tastes dusty

  • there is love..burning to find you, will you wait for me?...will you be there?....killswitch engage- my curse...best song on GH3

  • I'll comment if you quit being an asshole to me lol

  • I'll quit being an asshole if you stop being a bitchy skank

  • ok...

  • we need faster responses or it will take forevs

  • JESSICA??? hey whats up?

  • nothin' much, you wanna check out my videos? lol :D I know you want to

  • I don't think he really feels like throwing up today

  • OMFG LOOOL

  • finish your english? haha

  • and you rune like prunes

  • you look like a fert from a cartoon

  • Jessica

    the loser from PS3

  • who r u jag?

  • no one you know ;)

  • your mother

  • sup cavan

  • Ohh yo ppl, be back in a bit, gotta do some points in english for me essay

  • lol hardly

  • brad ur such a loser

  • Spell loser backwards and thats what I am

  • find it yet?

  • YEPP II DID LOL

  • nice new vid brad

  • merci mon ami

  • I dig the dance..can you teach me to do that? haha :P

  • How do you access the new vid lol!!? I just put it up but still I cant find it

  • not sure, I was just on the youtube home page, and it was there 'cause it shows a list of your subscriber's new videos right?

  • well at least you admit they are the Jonas fags...and no, I despise them, and could make better music than them without the help of disney

  • ohhh shnit Rayjell. anycome back to that?

  • nooo bc i can no longer speak must doo homework like anerd and listen to Jonas brothers

  • alright then, I suppose that you won't mind then

  • mind with what? lol

  • no I really won't because everyone else will think you are a fucking mental case for not rating it at least a five. And if you do rate it a one, you'll finally be able to see why I think you're a bitch

  • Rinoa, your rating won't even do anything because the youtube programmers know that you're a loser

  • Ohhh shnit