No, I know you're asking because all females who aren't a part of your family won't go near your genitals so you're forced to turn to men, but you should just stick with the jerking off. Unless of course the incest thing works for you, or you could always try the village pedophile fag.
Haha first off I believe there is only one person of chinese origin in that video. Secondly, I'd go jump off a bridge but your mother won't let me take my dick out of her, so I can't.
Well clearly I see that you've never had an orgasm, because guys don't scream like that. Unless you are the one getting fucked, which I would not doubt. All the other laughing without smiling vids have people only able to do one laugh, so here I just made the craziest sounds that I could.
In case there are any doubters, that is actually my laugh. When you see the other two people (asian kid with spiked hair and te kid who is afraid to swear, in which he says eff instead of fuck) attempting to move their mouths to the voice of a laugh, I am the one laughing in the background. You can see when I am doing my parts there is no one else there. This is because I can change my voice to have many funny laughs, whereas they could not, so they asked me to do the laughs in the background.
Life Brand makes many quality products such as the natural Aloe cream. I apply this every morning right after I drink about 250 ml of my 500 ml Dole juice. Once done I put a special deoderant I have imported from Uzbekistan only to my left armpit; I apply a different substance to my right arm, also imported, but this one from an island off the coast of Japan. I feel that the mixture of fragrance creates a relaxing mood where I can center my chi. The Dole and Aloe help unleash inner passion.
Smells like Teen Spirit was actually a misprint by the writer, who meant to make it smells like teen Creamshit. You see, the band was once involved in a battle involving gay-lea, a dairy products company, who in turn used whipped cream as ammunition in their guns. with all of the fighting going on, the band managed to build an explosive out of the already fired whipped cream, and threw it so hard at a teenaged employee of gay-ea that the kid shit his pants, hence the name creamshit.
Lately, one can look up into the evening sky and view stars in the pattern of a pedophile attempting to solve a 2000-piece puzzle, and when completed, the puzzle will reveal the answers to a GR.10 English exam, originally made for the class of '92 at Waxminsteiger School of Architecture and Hentai.
Caramel was created when the Gods of prehistoric Kalamazoo waged war on each other, battling with beaver tails lining their armour, Frozen Jaguar tails as Swords, Tortoise shells as shields and cold worm gutts as floss (as the Gods took care to dental things, all while attempting to reach a new state of Moksha.
During one's transition from the Matrix into the real world, it is not uncoomon to experience sudden urges of eating well-done Panda fingers, lukewarm cheese flavoured soda, and Tandoori salsa fish with a little margay saliva on the side
Linus, the name made famous by the character from Charlie Brown comics, was actually the name of a pirate's second mate in ancient Taklimakan. The name translates to "One who wears vulger and revealing turnip seeds sown together by a woman who gradually shits her pants. This turnip seed clothing would represent Linus' blanket, as he uses it when he's about to shit himself
According to Bembrage scholars in the 8th Crusade for Amsterdam, if and individual jumps off of a fairly high structure and shouts the words "Kame Kame Ha" they will be transported into a 4th dimension where Uzbekistan people play "Hoppity Skotchity" constantly and where E=micky D's squared
contrary to the belief of the world in its entirety, the word broccoli is spelling mistake that changed from the root word of: Brackalli throughout time, it originated i upper Uganda until the persian army of Xeroxes invaded Uganda and sold the word to the Roman empire for aproximatly 15000 yen, and it has since then thought to of originated from Italy. please refer to Keiltyrules if there is any doubt to the above statement (philosopher of the world, to the lay person)
Although quite hilarious in its name, a "shuttlecock" is actually better known as a birdie. It is known as this because it resembles one Christopher Keilty's penis (I wish I knew who this kid is because he's so amazing) as it takes off like a shuttle and is as free to roam as a birdie
Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
If one is to wonder where the term tap comes from, it is also, surprisingly, a spelling error. Tap was meant to be atp, short for abstract temperature preserver....if you wish to know why, read the "Completely and utterly real definition book" (Dictionary to the lay-person)
Gastral fluids such as diarrhea cannot only be very smelly, but can cause many other discomforts such as athlete's foot and nacho hondureus syndrome (or Nahon, to the lay person)
Contrary to popular belief, the Basilisk is actually the name of my private part, and not the giant snake that appeared in the Harry Potter film. However, the size of the snake and my penis is quite accurate
Lukewarm water derived from Luke Skywalker's pee, as in a last attempt to save his father's life, Luke peed on Anakin's heart, hoping the warmth would restart his heart...sadly to say, Luke's pee was only mild, and hence the phrase Lukewarm exists today
Rambo again is another improper spelling, as it was meant to say Rembo, an ancient african term defined to be "the seeker of the blue/green oyster's embryo, in which grats the carrier the ability to speak to various apple juices from concentrate
as entertaining as sock puppets can be, they are also a great protector for those of us who have been blessed with being hung like a horse. Despite the obvious deficiencies in sliding capability, lubricators have developed a solution to make the sock as if it were as slippery as a bald seal
Needless to say, the term "bootylicious" was also a typo, in which Beyonce meant to say her butt was bubblicious, as it is as round as a bubble....despite the mnor miscue, Beyonce found a new term that would forever remain a non-ghetto word
Smells like teen spirit is actually a typo of sprite esprit, in which the two companies were planning on making clothing that was flavoured like sprite
Lukewarm water derived from Luke Skywalker's pee, as in a last attempt to save his father's life, Luke peed on Anakin's heart, hoping the warmth would restart his heart...sadly to say, Luke's pee was only mild, and hence the phrase Lukewarm exists today
no I really won't because everyone else will think you are a fucking mental case for not rating it at least a five. And if you do rate it a one, you'll finally be able to see why I think you're a bitch
Looks like you're spanking it.
WhitePlumeMountain 8 months ago 2
gay
cavan132 8 months ago
this is not funny at all !
thesmokie88 9 months ago
lol
britt20z 1 year ago
is ur face numb
tammylynnwhite 1 year ago
OMG CHRIS 8000 people have watched this video???
d2m2k2 1 year ago
looooool
sipkaL 1 year ago
Sounds like you are getting analy raped by a convicted murder/public masturbating rapist pedophile
Inuyasha72 1 year ago
@Inuyasha72 Sounds like you know exactly what having those things done to you sounds like as well, obviously drawing from past personal experience.
keiltyrules 1 year ago
lol the 3rd guy is hott..
TwiGirlzz43 1 year ago
LOL haha i like the big weird heads :D
randomness864 1 year ago
now that's entertainment!
Sevenne 2 years ago
ahah good one !
DoggyDoggyStyle 2 years ago
But... you ARE smiling! You have a slight grin in the beginning. It's in the eyes.
sh97 2 years ago
lol are you being raped by a dinosaur?
dinolover01102 2 years ago 3
you guys are so coool
claudia3920 2 years ago 2
sounds your having sex wit a moose
andyban100 2 years ago 4
it sounds like your having sex with a chicken
koolerkid430 2 years ago 2
u sound like ur...doin someone
beautifulXangel13 2 years ago 3
this is like you fuck a chicken
7yiannos 2 years ago 3
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that was supose to be funny
sceti007 2 years ago
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from3:45 to end lol
cerepopenkovskis 2 years ago 3
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cerepopenkovskis 2 years ago
did the docter give you the wrong meds
luv2luvu11 2 years ago
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do you suck dicks ?
coctailaqua 2 years ago
No, I know you're asking because all females who aren't a part of your family won't go near your genitals so you're forced to turn to men, but you should just stick with the jerking off. Unless of course the incest thing works for you, or you could always try the village pedophile fag.
keiltyrules 2 years ago 3
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i would love to fuck you up so hard bitch !!!!!
coctailaqua 2 years ago
Oh I'm sure you would like to fuck me up something because your hands must be getting tired from masturbating 3 times a day.
keiltyrules 2 years ago 2
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i fuck more than u do . and i want to add you on my list .
coctailaqua 2 years ago
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fucking chinks....go jump off a bridge u fucking peices of shit
ghillieman24 2 years ago
Haha first off I believe there is only one person of chinese origin in that video. Secondly, I'd go jump off a bridge but your mother won't let me take my dick out of her, so I can't.
keiltyrules 2 years ago 3
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i believe monkeys can fly..
i also believe that my cat can speak english
ghillieman24 2 years ago
cool lol
ollywatty123 2 years ago 3
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wut a fag
yoyoyo71717171 3 years ago
Naw not even...I was making those sounds because your mom gives such good head.
keiltyrules 2 years ago 3
It is something different art, good creations in second half... you can create a drama with this glass technique.
samnlove 3 years ago
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stupid
jhon4p 3 years ago
what the fuck man!! are u having an orgy or something?!?!!?
awesomevideosss 3 years ago
do you even know what an orgy is you dumbass?
keiltyrules 3 years ago 8
The Asian guy sounded like a chicken.
oxxkayexxo15 3 years ago 6
Well clearly I see that you've never had an orgasm, because guys don't scream like that. Unless you are the one getting fucked, which I would not doubt. All the other laughing without smiling vids have people only able to do one laugh, so here I just made the craziest sounds that I could.
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Screaming orgasm.
heavenskid124 3 years ago
sounds like a rooster in bagpipes
cerepopenkovskis 3 years ago
that doesnt sound lke laughing, its just retarded
UmaHuma2 3 years ago
You sound like you are having an orgasm
velvetXraindrop 3 years ago 2
In case there are any doubters, that is actually my laugh. When you see the other two people (asian kid with spiked hair and te kid who is afraid to swear, in which he says eff instead of fuck) attempting to move their mouths to the voice of a laugh, I am the one laughing in the background. You can see when I am doing my parts there is no one else there. This is because I can change my voice to have many funny laughs, whereas they could not, so they asked me to do the laughs in the background.
ckeilty 3 years ago 4
hahaha, "te kid who is afraid to swear, in which he says eff instead of fuck"
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
LMAO!
chug11649 3 years ago 4
WHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!omg dude so fucking funny as hell ahahah eoeohahahaha 5 stars lol ahhh......
na0mi0 3 years ago 4
hhahahahahahahahaha(:
ilovebmthxx3 3 years ago 3
Life Brand makes many quality products such as the natural Aloe cream. I apply this every morning right after I drink about 250 ml of my 500 ml Dole juice. Once done I put a special deoderant I have imported from Uzbekistan only to my left armpit; I apply a different substance to my right arm, also imported, but this one from an island off the coast of Japan. I feel that the mixture of fragrance creates a relaxing mood where I can center my chi. The Dole and Aloe help unleash inner passion.
keiltyrules 3 years ago
whats really hood
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Smells like Teen Spirit was actually a misprint by the writer, who meant to make it smells like teen Creamshit. You see, the band was once involved in a battle involving gay-lea, a dairy products company, who in turn used whipped cream as ammunition in their guns. with all of the fighting going on, the band managed to build an explosive out of the already fired whipped cream, and threw it so hard at a teenaged employee of gay-ea that the kid shit his pants, hence the name creamshit.
keiltyrules 3 years ago
lea*
keiltyrules 3 years ago
u guys are sooo funny
monikalovely 3 years ago 2
lol thank you
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
well that's an obvious statement
keiltyrules 3 years ago
OMG I NEVER NOTICED....my strong hand:P
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Lately, one can look up into the evening sky and view stars in the pattern of a pedophile attempting to solve a 2000-piece puzzle, and when completed, the puzzle will reveal the answers to a GR.10 English exam, originally made for the class of '92 at Waxminsteiger School of Architecture and Hentai.
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Caramel was created when the Gods of prehistoric Kalamazoo waged war on each other, battling with beaver tails lining their armour, Frozen Jaguar tails as Swords, Tortoise shells as shields and cold worm gutts as floss (as the Gods took care to dental things, all while attempting to reach a new state of Moksha.
keiltyrules 3 years ago
loool dental things
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
The caramel eventually replaced their desire to feud, and moved on to produce a substance that will forever be known as "Kalamazoo's true spew"
keiltyrules 3 years ago
did you guys watch what I sent you??
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
not yet, will though
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
haha wow lucky duck
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
Sniffing chunks of baboon butt is beneficial in that it reduces the chance of one gaining cancerous boils on one's private parts
keiltyrules 3 years ago
what the crap, like they make aloe drinks for white people? I thought only asians drank that stuff.
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
Please say my name. (do I know you?)
Remember who I am.
toatsies3 3 years ago
lol sry???? who are you talking to? and do WE know u?
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
WHaatt??
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
kdding xD
toatsies3 3 years ago
ohh lol kk true
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
i was just being random it didnt mean anything
wow this video is hyper.
toatsies3 3 years ago
who are you?
keiltyrules 3 years ago
During one's transition from the Matrix into the real world, it is not uncoomon to experience sudden urges of eating well-done Panda fingers, lukewarm cheese flavoured soda, and Tandoori salsa fish with a little margay saliva on the side
keiltyrules 3 years ago
lmao thats gross
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
priceless
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
i quit
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Moisturizing cream is a ghetto replacement for lube
keiltyrules 3 years ago
not that ur in any need to lube keilty
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
forr****
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Linus, the name made famous by the character from Charlie Brown comics, was actually the name of a pirate's second mate in ancient Taklimakan. The name translates to "One who wears vulger and revealing turnip seeds sown together by a woman who gradually shits her pants. This turnip seed clothing would represent Linus' blanket, as he uses it when he's about to shit himself
keiltyrules 3 years ago
OMG IM IN HERE!!
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
OMFG HAHAHAHAH OOOOMFG!!!!!!
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
wooooow that is toooooo f-ing funny
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
According to Bembrage scholars in the 8th Crusade for Amsterdam, if and individual jumps off of a fairly high structure and shouts the words "Kame Kame Ha" they will be transported into a 4th dimension where Uzbekistan people play "Hoppity Skotchity" constantly and where E=micky D's squared
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Hop Skotch, primarily a game played by young adolescents, is better known to people from Uzbekistan as "Hoppity Skotchity"
keiltyrules 3 years ago
interesting keilty
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
contrary to the belief of the world in its entirety, the word broccoli is spelling mistake that changed from the root word of: Brackalli throughout time, it originated i upper Uganda until the persian army of Xeroxes invaded Uganda and sold the word to the Roman empire for aproximatly 15000 yen, and it has since then thought to of originated from Italy. please refer to Keiltyrules if there is any doubt to the above statement (philosopher of the world, to the lay person)
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
Although quite hilarious in its name, a "shuttlecock" is actually better known as a birdie. It is known as this because it resembles one Christopher Keilty's penis (I wish I knew who this kid is because he's so amazing) as it takes off like a shuttle and is as free to roam as a birdie
keiltyrules 3 years ago
amazing my ass If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
our tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
I would respond with an intelligent and hurtful insult, but I choose not to, as your listening to the Jonas Bros is insulting enough
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Keilty i dont care what u think about the jonas brothers soooooooo quiet
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
If one is to wonder where the term tap comes from, it is also, surprisingly, a spelling error. Tap was meant to be atp, short for abstract temperature preserver....if you wish to know why, read the "Completely and utterly real definition book" (Dictionary to the lay-person)
keiltyrules 3 years ago
lmfao hahaha
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
lmao
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
huh
RudeMood19 3 years ago
Gastral fluids such as diarrhea cannot only be very smelly, but can cause many other discomforts such as athlete's foot and nacho hondureus syndrome (or Nahon, to the lay person)
keiltyrules 3 years ago
LOL Lay person
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
coolcat all u do is take parts from Keilty's comment and write LOL beside it
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Thats what I do, got a problem esse?!
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
lol random
RudeMood19 3 years ago
dude up the shut f*ck
RudeMood19 3 years ago
what the eff are u talking about rudemood? speak english much?
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
way to form a sentence properly
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
what we are doing is pretty sad... lol
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
ur sad, who are u anyways?
RudeMood19 3 years ago
shuutttttt that mouth of urs please:)
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
do i know u
RudeMood19 3 years ago
Contrary to popular belief, the Basilisk is actually the name of my private part, and not the giant snake that appeared in the Harry Potter film. However, the size of the snake and my penis is quite accurate
keiltyrules 3 years ago
WTF lmao...how do u think of these things
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
Because I have creative thinking
keiltyrules 3 years ago
hahahaha
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
What?
RudeMood19 3 years ago
your mother
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
Do work son
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Yoo initiate Chatroom 101: Commence people Commence! Rudemood get it done and you too RAKK
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
lmao creeppperrrssss
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
THis chris guy is sooo cool, he reminds me of the jonas brothers;) Wow amazing!
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
lol this friday its goin down, and tell ur parents james effff
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
fo sho....gotta get Remp and Mracel to come
keiltyrules 3 years ago
HAHAH...
jmok222 3 years ago
Lukewarm water derived from Luke Skywalker's pee, as in a last attempt to save his father's life, Luke peed on Anakin's heart, hoping the warmth would restart his heart...sadly to say, Luke's pee was only mild, and hence the phrase Lukewarm exists today
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Rambo again is another improper spelling, as it was meant to say Rembo, an ancient african term defined to be "the seeker of the blue/green oyster's embryo, in which grats the carrier the ability to speak to various apple juices from concentrate
keiltyrules 3 years ago
grants*
keiltyrules 3 years ago
as entertaining as sock puppets can be, they are also a great protector for those of us who have been blessed with being hung like a horse. Despite the obvious deficiencies in sliding capability, lubricators have developed a solution to make the sock as if it were as slippery as a bald seal
keiltyrules 3 years ago
I'm bootylicious ;)
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
Needless to say, the term "bootylicious" was also a typo, in which Beyonce meant to say her butt was bubblicious, as it is as round as a bubble....despite the mnor miscue, Beyonce found a new term that would forever remain a non-ghetto word
keiltyrules 3 years ago
65 most discussed comedy in CA :)
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
many lubricants can be applied to various items such as tooth brushes, in which the velocity of the item can increase pleasure
keiltyrules 3 years ago
"better hold on tight spidermonkey"
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
Smells like teen spirit is actually a typo of sprite esprit, in which the two companies were planning on making clothing that was flavoured like sprite
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Lukewarm water derived from Luke Skywalker's pee, as in a last attempt to save his father's life, Luke peed on Anakin's heart, hoping the warmth would restart his heart...sadly to say, Luke's pee was only mild, and hence the phrase Lukewarm exists today
keiltyrules 3 years ago
LMFAO OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ OMFG AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHdksdnsd
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
Daniel Alfredsson got crunched by Mark Bell
keiltyrules 3 years ago
smoking bbq sauce is a sin to the native tribe of western mongolia
keiltyrules 3 years ago
HOLY SHNIT THIS IS GOLD CHRIS
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
fire hydrants can be used as dildos by fat chicks
keiltyrules 3 years ago
LMFAO AHAHAHAH
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
evacuate to the wheelchair side
keiltyrules 3 years ago
peanut butter tastes dusty
keiltyrules 3 years ago
there is love..burning to find you, will you wait for me?...will you be there?....killswitch engage- my curse...best song on GH3
keiltyrules 3 years ago
I'll comment if you quit being an asshole to me lol
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
I'll quit being an asshole if you stop being a bitchy skank
keiltyrules 3 years ago
ok...
keiltyrules 3 years ago
we need faster responses or it will take forevs
keiltyrules 3 years ago
JESSICA??? hey whats up?
cavan132 3 years ago
nothin' much, you wanna check out my videos? lol :D I know you want to
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
I don't think he really feels like throwing up today
keiltyrules 3 years ago
OMFG LOOOL
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
finish your english? haha
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
and you rune like prunes
keiltyrules 3 years ago
you look like a fert from a cartoon
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Jessica
the loser from PS3
keiltyrules 3 years ago
who r u jag?
cavan132 3 years ago
no one you know ;)
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
your mother
keiltyrules 3 years ago
sup cavan
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
Ohh yo ppl, be back in a bit, gotta do some points in english for me essay
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
lol hardly
cavan132 3 years ago
brad ur such a loser
cavan132 3 years ago
Spell loser backwards and thats what I am
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
find it yet?
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
YEPP II DID LOL
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
nice new vid brad
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
merci mon ami
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
I dig the dance..can you teach me to do that? haha :P
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
How do you access the new vid lol!!? I just put it up but still I cant find it
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
not sure, I was just on the youtube home page, and it was there 'cause it shows a list of your subscriber's new videos right?
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
well at least you admit they are the Jonas fags...and no, I despise them, and could make better music than them without the help of disney
keiltyrules 3 years ago
ohhh shnit Rayjell. anycome back to that?
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
nooo bc i can no longer speak must doo homework like anerd and listen to Jonas brothers
RAKKIjD 3 years ago
alright then, I suppose that you won't mind then
rinoajaguar 3 years ago
mind with what? lol
coolcatwbc 3 years ago
no I really won't because everyone else will think you are a fucking mental case for not rating it at least a five. And if you do rate it a one, you'll finally be able to see why I think you're a bitch
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Rinoa, your rating won't even do anything because the youtube programmers know that you're a loser
keiltyrules 3 years ago
Ohhh shnit
coolcatwbc 3 years ago