Geologists who believe in Creation. By the way I as a Christian don`t believe in Dinosaurs living with man but i`m not about to raid the museum with some lesbian feminists and leftist students to kick up a fuss about it.
Today we had another Reds game sponsored by the Creation Musuem. Even though we won today, I'm embarrassed for the city and the Reds. Kids go to games. What are they going to think? Man and dinosaur lived together? The earth is only 6000 years old? I'm a Christian but I don't take the Bible literally. We need to teach our kids real science. Every year I embed this video on my blog. Thanks for letting us laugh at the right-wing yahoos. This is great satire.
One can believe in God and also respect science. The earth is older than 6000 years. While there's debate on how life was formed on this planet, much of the "science" in the Creation Museum has been rejected by the overwhelming majority in the scientific community. I can believe in creation by God but not take the Bible literally.
Watch tooltime9901 's vid from the creation museum to see just how rediculous the place really is. My girl was just there today, said that towards the end of the museum they even claim that dragons were real. Go figure.
Humans living among dinosaurs is as far fetched as human evolving from apes, its more probable that dinosaurs were created and then scrapped by the Almighty.
Wow, it's been years since I've seen someone imitate the old 'Bob and Doug Mackenzie' skit from SCTV. Not bad, but not as good as the original bob and doug...
There are 480,000 scientists in the US, a country that has more creationists than any other industrial country, but only about 700 dont believe in evolution.
There are no, thats NONE, Paleontologists who dont believe in evolution. Its only really a few US and African Christian groups and Extreme Islam that dont believe in Evolution, a tiny minority in the world.
@LouisPlume Of the 700, there are less than 10 with actual degrees in the biological sciences. None of them do peer reviewed research in their field. Others have degrees in Theology, Philosophy, Computer Science, etc. A majority of the people were placed on the list through deceptive means and have formally asked to be removed years ago. This is part of the con game they play to their followers.
Rather than fill the page from a Google Search, here are three: clergyletter project, NCSE, Project Steve. Google away.
I just found a nice video: "List of Scientists Rejecting Evolution- Do they really"
This fellow actually contacted people that were on the list to verify!!!
My number 10 was actually high. Check out the real misinformation from the Discovery Institute who put this out in the first place. Now backgound check the list. Not hard.
Bible Science, thats a real oxymoron. Speaking of morons, I would just as though tell my grand daughter the museum was factual no more than Disney world has real charictures.
@MrJohnnyrace To be fair, multiverse theory could propose a timeline when dinosaurs still existed, or bi-pedal 4 foot tall mice that talk named mickey ran around. however thats not how things around here work and shouldn't be presented as absolute. :P
Well, if'n you believe that reincarnation happens, it seems to stand to reason that the Dinosaurs all came back as them Scientologist folk, which kinda makes sense in a Darweenian sorta way....as long as you've had several beers first before thinkin' about it. I hear They've got a museum too.
Damn it seems all creationists can't spell and can't put a sentence together. I guess they're going t the wrong school :) Then again I wasn't sure trailer parks had school. It seems a common trait of these people is that can't distinguish between your and you're, a common mistake of the uneducated :)
CREATION (Genesis) => Racism (Slavery) Infanticide (Abraham) Pedophilia (Mary was 14 at time of Jesus Birth) Genocide (Conversion of indigenous people) Xenophobia (persecution of dif believe system see Witch hunt, Inquisition KKK which claims Christianity) Ignorance(Galileo). EVOLUTION => Science reason logic open mindness yeah you make a very good point there
Clearly everything was completely fine until evolution came along. Everyone lived in gumdrop houses and danced with unicorns under rainbows. There wasn't even such a thing as murder until evolution.
Muslims, Jews and Christians all beleive in the same God dumb arse. They Christianity and Islam are sequels to Judaism i.e. Judaism: The Beginning, Judaism II: The Messiah, Judaism III: The Final Prophet. Don't get me wrong, I agree with your point on the rest of the stuff you said. Just because the human race can't explain everything with entire certainty doesn't mean that God did it. Besides, Genesis is well regarded by the Jews as just a story. I don't get why Christians think its real
Robert....Also, you ARE forced to pay God back by believing and serving him.
So, just as American Debt Solutions will pay off all your credit card bills, YOU have to pay THEM back, or you're in deep shit. That's how God rolls also.... If you don't pay him back by serving, you're FUCKED for eternity.
Like I said, God can kiss my little white ass.. (the one he made), and if he doesn't like it, he can come see me about it.
But then we BOTH know that's not going to happen, don't we.
How long has this chauvinist theory been around? You mean to tell me they have not got one example of a women as a potential link or even contributing in 150 years. Who dreamed up this fraud. This guy must have been Neanderthal. Youuuuuuuuuu Whoooooooooooo, the ones with child bearing plumbing are female. Nice job Evolution, you sexist pigs skip women for oooooooooooooo about 150 years. Evolution my ass, it's the Satanic Mens Club.
... 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch for oh so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you, Lord." -Bill Hicks
And pretty well explains how Socialism, Communism, and any other means of tyranical rule flourishes. You're all idiots.
And why the founders of the US were absolute geniuses. They recognized that freedom is God given and inherent. Not something that is allowed by man. You want to trash faith? Feel free. Vote Obama. And "Hope" he doesn't "Change" his mind about want you can or can't do.
The Founding Fathers were Deists, not Christians; that's why they supported religious tolerance. Most of them were either Masons or Quakers, often both.
Faith is belief in denial of evidence; it might be very comforting to hold a load of convenient fables as fact, but they simply ain't true.
IF Americans truly believe in anti-science religious bullshit, then it's in real fucking trouble in the years ahead as a leading nation. For it is Science and Eduction that determins Technology and Commence, feeding the nation's strength. If by hand such a nation then rejects the knowledge of science commiting the crime of censering only those aspects of science that does not conflict with their personnal faith, then Religious Americans cannot complain as other nations overtake their postion.
I believe another theory is that many times writers would substitute words such as "tail" or "foot" when referring to a penis ( not 100% sure on that one, guys, lol) . In some cases, like this, some Bible scholars think they might have been referring to a large penis- like an ox's.
As a Christian who grew up with scientists I have this to say- Evolution is a valid theory with good evidence. Most ppl who claim evolution is an attempt to "disprove" God are misinformed.
Evolution does not claim there is no God. God is powerful enough to have created the universe however he wanted. Don't sweat the small stuff- if it isn't a salvation issue don't argue about it.
Um... surely if one point of the Bible can be conclusively proved to be fatuous bunk, then the rest just falls apart, right? If I can knock one hole the Ark, everything written after that sinks too.
You gotta take the whole book or none; Jesus says it half a dozen different ways. Its late, I ain't checking now. Whole book; that means reading Ezekial in full to your kids alongside Genesis... And if you don't know what I'm referring to, go check it out.
I agree with you, but there are better examples; I don't think the Bible actually *says* that the world is flat, and the humans being made out of dirt thing is a metaphor. It does, however, say that the world is only six to ten thousand years old, and speaks volumes by its silence on the subject of dinosaurs. It also supports slavery and death by stoning.
Again, I agree with you in principle, I just don;t think those are fair examples to criticize; they only make sense as metaphors and any intelligent Christian would agree. If you can point out a Believer willing to try and defend those examples as literal fact, then I'll happily join you in mocking them to the Nth degree. But I don't think you'd find one.
If your point is that the people who wrote the Bible can be demonstrated to have believed the world was flat (because they were ignorant, desert-dwelling primitives), and that therefore the opinions of the Prophets cannot be taken seriously by modern people... well, yeah. As a specific point, it a good 'un; I don't think those examples themselves serve as a general argument though, since those quotes can be reasonably refuted as metaphor. I'm an atheist; I'm just playing Devil's Advocate.
Where does the Bible mention pi? I'm curious for the reference; I have heard that somewhere before.
If someone is arguing that 'all scripture is God-breathed, etc', and then you present them with the Biblical pi, then either Bible is incontrovertibly and mathematically wrong about the nature of reality, or they'll have to start insisting that pi = 3. I know what Jehovah's Witnesses would do; they'd insist that 4 is really 6 and that Pi is indeed 3, and its the mathematicians who are wrong.
"Where does the Bible mention pi?" It doesn't, by that name, as Pythagorus hadn't arrived yet. but it does by definition: See 1 Kings 7:23: Circumference of 30 cubits, diameter of 10 cubits, therefore Pi = 3.00 "they'd insist that 4 is really 6" I had an imaginative christian respond to the description of insects as having 4 legs (Leviticus 11:20-23) by retorting: "God obviously considers the front pair to be hands!" For praying, no doubt. I gave him an 'A' for originality.
"God obviously considers the front pair to be hands!"
Nice one. And since insect have little hands for praying, obviously that proves God exists... if only Christians wouldn't say things like that, they could instead use logic and reason; obviously, in the days of cubits they had not found a need for precision measurements, since they'd not conceived the decimal point. But no Christian would see it that way. Pi = 3 because God says so. Accept it. Lol.
JC, I just had a look at the Amazon previews of Ray Comfort's new book You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think. Have a look; you won't believe your eyes! Comfort thinks that according to evolution, man and woman evolved separately but simultaneously, water evolved just in time for them to drink it, and that gravity evolved just in time to hold them to the earth! It's really the most astounding drivel I've ever seen. Have a look! Better yet, write a review!
Examples of Biblical silliness that can't be refuted as metaphor: Jesus rose from the dead. To a Christian, any non-miraculous interpretation of that is the definition of heresy. The small bloopers, such as factual errors in the OT, most Christians would squirm out of with 'metaphor'; the really impressive howlers in the Bible are usually Doctrines of Faith that most Christians would probably kill you over if pushed far enough.
TBH I prefer to hit them with the 'god's law is perfect' from psalms and then point out that jesus then altered some of these 'perfect' laws. It is fun just watching them explain why perfection needs to be altered. And once their done wriggling hit them with the question of why they don't follow these perfect laws. Tormenting theists really should be a sport.
Read your own book. The laws still apply according to jesus, and you need to follow them to get into heaven.
And is your god so retarded that he can only make temporary laws? Also you never answered my point that it clearly states gods law is perfect, then jesus changes them. Why change what is perfect?
This is why i love raising this point, you christians follow none of the OT laws and you ignore jesus' teachings as well (have you given ALL your possesions to the poor? why not? jesus said to)
No human would be in heaven if they had to follow every law. Christians are humans, and all humans sin! That is why God sent Jesus. God retarded for making temporary laws?! What?! Jesus said, "I have not come to change the old laws, but to fulfill them." That means Jesus died for every time we failed one of those laws. A man asked Jesus how he could earn his way to heaven. Since we all have sinned, nobody can ean their way. So Jesus told THAT man to give to poor, knowing that the man couldn't.
Nonetheless those are the rules. And I love seeing useless theists squirm when someone asks if they follow heir own rules. You know, the bullshit rules you want the rest of us to accept. Read your goddamn book, Jesus says more than once that to get into heaven you must give up your possesions, no ifs, ands or buts. Yet again I say, why are the laws temporary yet also perfect(good?)? Perfection does not require changing, this would make it imperfect(evil?). Your law still stands, and you disobey.
If no human can go to heaven (as you say) why did Jesus die for our sins? If no human can get into heaven, why are there so many christians? Waht was Jesus' goal on Earth then? To tell us that we are all damned to Hell?! Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the light. No one comes to the father except through me. Titus 3:5 says, "Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to HIS MERCY HE SAVED US, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Spirit"
There are so many christians because the imperial nations of europe that conquered most of the world were christian. Besides the majority of religious people are NOT christian. Jesus' goal was to convince people he was the messiah. How is it merciful to save someone from a hell you created? If one german had pulled one jew from the gas chambers he worked on would he have been merciful? Or would he be an evil person trying to placate his concience?
Jesus died for sins, so we wouldn't have to go to Hell for them. We can sin, because the Devil tempts us, and us, being imperfect, listen to him. Do you know what the word "Messiah" means? It means Deliverer, and in the Jewish meaning, "Deliverer from the consequence of sin". What is the consequence of sin? Romans 6:23 says, "The payment for sin is death, but the gift that God freely gives is everlasting life found in Christ Jesus our Lord." We and Satan created Hell because we sinned, not God
If jesus died for our sins, then we CANNOT sin. But then again, jesus is god, and god is immortal. God cannot die, so jesus cannot die. If jesus cannot die then he cannot die for anyones sin. You seem to miss some really basic points like this. Again, for the slow witted, if jesus died for our sins we CANNOT sin, ever. But applying common sense like this isn't the strong point of religious fanatics. If jesus died for our sins, and we can still sin, what the fuck was the point in him dying?
Lets say there is a father who really loves his son. His son falls into debt, and asks for the father to help, so the father gives him the money to come out of debt. This happens many times, and if the son asks for help, the father will help. Can the son still fall into debt? YES. But he doesn't have to face the consequences of being in debt, because his father helps him. This is exactly what Christ does.
Again that only works if man lists a series of things which are supposedly punishable in an afterlife (for which there is no proof). Ignore the imaginary rules (which were borrowed from other cultures at the time) and there is no need for the imaginary Christ. You're free to live your life doing Good without the need of fear, susperstition and mumbo-jumbo that rides off the back of centuries of scientific work that day by day helps proove that god doesn't exist.
So there are no morals in christianity. Probably the only honest thing a christian has ever said about their cult.
Rape, murder, philander, loot, destroy and burn. Who cares what you do in this life, your sins are forgiven because you follow some iron age jewish zombie.
robert...... my father helped me out with money...and did'nt threaten to torture me with fire forever if I did'nt pay it back. That's where your "heavenly" father (which is a fairy tale) and my earthly father differ. Mine is real, and yours is an imaginary figure who dwells in the shadows like a coward, expecting people to believe in talking snakes and flying horses. If you happen to see Jesus, tell him I said to take a hike..... to the creation museum.
Thats the thing!what doesGod need from you?YouCAN'T payGod back.He created us, and yet we all have sinned against him.He has every right to damn us to hell. But,he loves us,and is giving us a FREE gift.Oh yes,wise 41elliott knows all. He knows what all exists and what doesn't. Give me a break.You are Human and aren't even close of knowing everything.Nowhere in theBible does it mention flying horses.Maybe you should voluntarilly learn about christianity,like I was forced to learn about evolution.
Well that IS true robert, I certainly don't know everything. And I believe the book of Revelation makes reference to flying horses, and there was a talking snake in Genesis. The ONLY talking snake I've ever seen was my ex-wife, and she THREW and apple at me.
Moreover, I was RAISED in church. Southern Baptist, and I have to tell you, I NEVER got it. When I was 7, I looked over at little Nancy Guyer, who was in tears during the "come-to-jesus' payer and said, "what the fuck's wrong with you??"
the bible dont talk about flying horses but flying angels and is the same s....I don't see any free gift, i see a world whit 2 or 3000 years of manipulation and cruelty ,assasination, torture , represion and conspiration agains society.i see that the world of today is the only product of religion and superstition
I love the history of Heracles cause even been a son of god is not enoft to put a question in the desires o hes father,but he do it ,he defy every body,god or humans or centaurs,cause is the nature of human , he knows that he never will get help from hes father , is almost the same than christians he wen to the Olympus convert in god.
we are along here and the only hhellcan come from us .and wen we die we won't be so lokie to go to heaven.we will go to hell if we don't kill god now
You're right. I should have said "If Jesus ever existed (only 2 out of the 42 historians who wrote at that time ever mentioned him. The most popular of those was Josephus' "Testimonium Flavianum", the authenticity of which is very doubtful.) then the Gosepl authors, having been born after Jesus' (if he existed) death, would not be able to write a true account. The Bible is a brilliant work of fiction that worked 1,000 years ago but not any more (now that we know more about the world and space)
Romans and Jews, both of which hated Jesus, believe he existed. Archaeologists who have worked on Ancient Egypt can tell you, that at 1 time In Egypt they worshipped the Jewish/Christian God. Scientists also believe that at 1 point the whole Earth was covered with water. There is many non-christian accounts of Paul going to Rome and Cyprus.
No. Akenaten, husband of Nefertiti is credited with founding the first monotheistic religion. It wasn't your god they worship though. It is thought that judaism was created by priests from this order.
And the earth has never been covered with water(liquid). Though there is the snowball earth hypothesis that earth was once covered in ice/snow.
And no, there are no contemporary accounts of jesus, anywhere. If you have one I suggest you bring it to light as you will become extremely famous.
That is circular logic at its' best. If we humans are created in the image of God and some human priests molest and rape children, then I would consider your God to be a failure. Your God, like all the rest, past present and future, are inventions of those who would like to control the masses. That "fear of God" things is getting old.
Yes, THAT command was given to the ISRAELITES, not you!!! The command God gives YOU is to love him and your neighbor, and to accept Christ's forgiveness.
Examples of silliness in the bible is like all of it.
To actually think that people still belive that some bronze age shepherds who kept warm at night by burning dried goat poo had special insight to the universe that the smartest men and women on the planet for the last two hundred years has failed to find, (the very same people that has givn us the internet space travel and medicine), It is an insult to our species and true testimate to the gullibility of our culture!
If the "creation part" is metaphorical, how do you know the "salvation" part is metaphorical.
Here's the fallacy of I.D.
For a creator God to be real, I.D. NEEDS to be correct.
However, even if there was proof of an "intelligently designed" universe, that would offer no proof whatsoever that the Christian God was the creator. I.D. could just as easily be proof of Allah or Amun or Brahma or alien intelligence or some creator that humans have never even contemplated. Faith is for suckers.
So, making points and debating is okay as long as you don't say anything too devastatingly obvious? What's wrong with keeping all the ideas out in the open so more people can think about them, or is keeping things quiet the point of suggesting that we keep the discussion to ourselves?
For the reason this is true because "the Bible says so", then jump in the ocean and get devoured by a whale. You're not going to last 3 days. Also, see if snakes talk. Ummmm........... they don't (Bible's getting shaky). Finally, fossil rcords and geological studies show the earth is about 4.6 BILLION years old. I don't know about you, but creation is just another little fairy tale to be told along with Cinderella and Snow White.
John 17:17 "Sanctify them in the truth; your word is truth."
nortwoodsman 2 months ago
@nortwoodsman Quoting from the bible only shows how ignorant you are.
itchygonads 1 month ago
nothing worse than a mormon, cept a biker..
meltz911 4 months ago
all they need is a banjo ... country hicks ..
Braddles5000 6 months ago
@Braddles5000 you are aware that they are comedians and that those are charactor's they play don't you?
rhigh100 3 months ago
Geologists who believe in Creation. By the way I as a Christian don`t believe in Dinosaurs living with man but i`m not about to raid the museum with some lesbian feminists and leftist students to kick up a fuss about it.
FeignofCordor 7 months ago
@FeignofCordor I wanna go with you! An atheist evolutionary biology major should add some fun to it.
AgowTisro 7 months ago
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@FeignofCordor Why not have some fun in your short life
Thephyguy 6 months ago
Bible scientists. :D
baldurus1 7 months ago
DINOSAAAUR
Siipilintu 9 months ago
"i guess you know more about the bible now than the bible scientists"
cruciphile 1 year ago
beerausaurs were in the arch
jam63112 1 year ago
@jam63112 deeeeeeeeeeerp
gangsterper 10 months ago
Lions keep em Dinosaurs in check LOL
gopsarah 1 year ago 2
Bible Style!
MrDerby2u 1 year ago
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TheIntolerantAtheist 1 year ago
hahaha! Holy crap! I didn't realize that Red State Update was in my town. Hell yeah in the boro.
jrdnsms 1 year ago
Passion of the christ money. That had me rolling.
relavant 1 year ago
thats the day they kill all the chickens
killerbydayornight 1 year ago
thats my cousin billy bob
carnifex714 1 year ago
The Creation Museum is a monument to lies and stupidity.
But no more so than St.Peter's Basilica.
ftwsmp 1 year ago
Lions...they keep em in check
TheMetalstorm22 1 year ago
"The dinos would kill all the animals" "nope, the lions keep em in check" hahaha great stuff
unbindingfloyd 1 year ago
You guys are pretty awesome.
Englishdosser86 1 year ago
Is this a parody?
DinodudeEpic 1 year ago
15 seconds in and I hear... "Bible scientists"
LOL
thefusilier1000 1 year ago 2
Brilliant! Bible Dinosaurs! HAHAHA! Well done. Got my laugh for the day.
westwass 1 year ago
Creation museums are where parents go to show their children what complete idiots they are.
FaganRoberts 1 year ago 11
why did noah take the mosquito on the ark??????
sage0857 1 year ago
@sage0857 Same goes for wood ticks and cockroaches.
jknengr796 1 year ago
How can anyone not laugh at this. No, really. hahahaha
VeritasTruthEmet 1 year ago
I love these guys. No homo.
CrudOMatic 1 year ago
And on the 8th day god ejaculated dinosaurs
barakuda1111 1 year ago 10
Today we had another Reds game sponsored by the Creation Musuem. Even though we won today, I'm embarrassed for the city and the Reds. Kids go to games. What are they going to think? Man and dinosaur lived together? The earth is only 6000 years old? I'm a Christian but I don't take the Bible literally. We need to teach our kids real science. Every year I embed this video on my blog. Thanks for letting us laugh at the right-wing yahoos. This is great satire.
Basementblogger 1 year ago
@Basementblogger So youd like to listen that we came from a bunch of crystals and lightning rather than being created by god?
crumblymunky 1 year ago
What a complete misrepresentation of abiogenesis - that you were no doubt trying to equivocate with evolution, too.
Who do you worship, Jesus or Kent Hovind?
1RadicalOne 1 year ago
@crumblymunky
One can believe in God and also respect science. The earth is older than 6000 years. While there's debate on how life was formed on this planet, much of the "science" in the Creation Museum has been rejected by the overwhelming majority in the scientific community. I can believe in creation by God but not take the Bible literally.
Basementblogger 1 year ago
@Basementblogger So what parts of the bible are literal and what are not?
party489 1 year ago
Watch tooltime9901 's vid from the creation museum to see just how rediculous the place really is. My girl was just there today, said that towards the end of the museum they even claim that dragons were real. Go figure.
singularitarian1 1 year ago
Bible dinosaurs live in the jungle.
I like these guys.
lracuda76 1 year ago
This is funny as shit! I don't know what kind of moron would down vote this!
Hereticbooks 1 year ago
Humans living among dinosaurs is as far fetched as human evolving from apes, its more probable that dinosaurs were created and then scrapped by the Almighty.
jcconstco 1 year ago
@jcconstco u do realize that science doesnt say we lived with dinosaurs...right?
Max10192 1 year ago
@jcconstco I thought God was supposed to be un-failing? If that's true then why did he have to "scrap" the Dinos?
Whispermoon 1 year ago
@jcconstco Humans didn't just evolve from apes, we are STILL apes right now.
"More probable that dinosaurs were created then scrapped by the Almighty?"
I don't think you know what the word "probable" means. Magical creation is not only improbable, but IMPOSSIBLE by definition.
F1NGER 1 year ago
who in their right mind voted this down?
BillKiernan 1 year ago
@BillKiernan
Maybe whoever voted it down isn't savvy enough to know this was satire? Hell! I don't know!
Hereticbooks 1 year ago
"Lions keep um in check" ahahahhah
BillKiernan 1 year ago
Wow, it's been years since I've seen someone imitate the old 'Bob and Doug Mackenzie' skit from SCTV. Not bad, but not as good as the original bob and doug...
TheSaturnalia 1 year ago
americans are weird
hero99a 1 year ago
americans are weird
hero99a 1 year ago
The dinosaurs were killed in the ''great flood'' 4000 years ago and are now burning in HAAAAEEELLLLLL!!!
lizichell 1 year ago
@lizichell I hope you are kidding.
JUANMO94 1 year ago
@JUANMO94 yeah I'm just being silly XD!
lizichell 1 year ago
@lizichell hahahaha, lol
JUANMO94 1 year ago
Obama ought to visit this museum.
Eye2EyeIIIV 1 year ago
@Eye2EyeIIIV Everyone ought to... It's really entertaining.
phantomspellchecker 1 year ago
YEP.
MrJohnnyrace 1 year ago
There are 480,000 scientists in the US, a country that has more creationists than any other industrial country, but only about 700 dont believe in evolution.
There are no, thats NONE, Paleontologists who dont believe in evolution. Its only really a few US and African Christian groups and Extreme Islam that dont believe in Evolution, a tiny minority in the world.
LouisPlume 1 year ago
@LouisPlume Of the 700, there are less than 10 with actual degrees in the biological sciences. None of them do peer reviewed research in their field. Others have degrees in Theology, Philosophy, Computer Science, etc. A majority of the people were placed on the list through deceptive means and have formally asked to be removed years ago. This is part of the con game they play to their followers.
joelkness 1 year ago
@joelkness Really only ten, well thats doesnt surprise me.
LouisPlume 1 year ago
@joelkness Can you give us the sources to your claims? I'd really like to find all the facts on what you said.
shanana000 1 year ago
@shanana000
Rather than fill the page from a Google Search, here are three: clergyletter project, NCSE, Project Steve. Google away.
I just found a nice video: "List of Scientists Rejecting Evolution- Do they really"
This fellow actually contacted people that were on the list to verify!!!
My number 10 was actually high. Check out the real misinformation from the Discovery Institute who put this out in the first place. Now backgound check the list. Not hard.
joelkness 1 year ago
the fuck is a welch's bottle doing on the table?
lelouchlibritannia 1 year ago
covert jews with fake southern accents, how bizzare.
PhuqueU 1 year ago
Who let the Jew in the creation museum???
NinjaTeamGo 1 year ago 3
These guys look like my neighbors lol
MasterAdam100 1 year ago
lol....bible dinosaurs
steagle1017 2 years ago
Genius
thoomoo 2 years ago 2
Lol... God bless their hearts!
2009WWJD 2 years ago 4
Bible Science, thats a real oxymoron. Speaking of morons, I would just as though tell my grand daughter the museum was factual no more than Disney world has real charictures.
MrJohnnyrace 2 years ago 37
How dare you compare the masterpiece of Walt Disney to that piece of crap
LaingGod 2 years ago 2
Your right. Sorry :)
MrJohnnyrace 2 years ago
@MrJohnnyrace To be fair, multiverse theory could propose a timeline when dinosaurs still existed, or bi-pedal 4 foot tall mice that talk named mickey ran around. however thats not how things around here work and shouldn't be presented as absolute. :P
IAmTheCthulhu 1 year ago
@MrJohnnyrace
when you tell her that, are you going to misspell it? :-\ i want to see that. . .
DazmoTube 1 year ago
@MrJohnnyrace Indeed...just like the "Christian Fiction' section of Border's is redundant.
FractalHelix777 1 year ago
@MrJohnnyrace
Yeah! "Bible Science" is as oxymoronic as "Compassionate Conservative."
Hereticbooks 1 year ago
@Hereticbooks I hear you.
MrJohnnyrace 1 year ago
you guys rock
BestestMoron 2 years ago 2
Well, if'n you believe that reincarnation happens, it seems to stand to reason that the Dinosaurs all came back as them Scientologist folk, which kinda makes sense in a Darweenian sorta way....as long as you've had several beers first before thinkin' about it. I hear They've got a museum too.
ZenBobWay 2 years ago
Damn it seems all creationists can't spell and can't put a sentence together. I guess they're going t the wrong school :) Then again I wasn't sure trailer parks had school. It seems a common trait of these people is that can't distinguish between your and you're, a common mistake of the uneducated :)
Jospehporta 2 years ago
god get lost when try to come to visit ,
nauta51 2 years ago
The dinosaurs didn't pray hard enough.
felldownonce1 2 years ago 54
that's so true
toytony 2 years ago
sayno to darwin... I believe in Vishnu and reincarnation and your aura tells me that you will be reincarnated as an anal wart....
mpfield1966 2 years ago
saynotodarwin. I will translate so your inbred relatives can understand all that fancy school writin you are doin on the YouTubes.
stepetards lose? Yawl lusors mawk gawd, and gawd weel NAWT bee mawked. Awl yawl do is deestroy yawls lief.
SAYYESTOSCIENCE!!
mpfield1966 2 years ago 6
"YOu losers mock God, and God will NOT be mocked"
You just contradicted yourself. Good work.
majorvoltage 2 years ago 6
Yeah! God has a terrible sense of humor!
landothedead 2 years ago
Oh shut the fuck up.
stromboldt 2 years ago
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Different education:
CREATION (Genesis) => Meaning of Life, Standards, Marriage, Laws, Gospel, God's Word
EVOLUTION => Abortion, School Violence, Communism, Humanism, Nazism, Racism, Secular Lifestyle, Secular Media, Premarital Sex, Pornography, Homosexual Behavior, Lawlessness, Man's Opinion
Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
CREATION (Genesis) => Racism (Slavery) Infanticide (Abraham) Pedophilia (Mary was 14 at time of Jesus Birth) Genocide (Conversion of indigenous people) Xenophobia (persecution of dif believe system see Witch hunt, Inquisition KKK which claims Christianity) Ignorance(Galileo). EVOLUTION => Science reason logic open mindness yeah you make a very good point there
hank1972 2 years ago 9
Clearly everything was completely fine until evolution came along. Everyone lived in gumdrop houses and danced with unicorns under rainbows. There wasn't even such a thing as murder until evolution.
And did you know that Darwin was the Unibomber?!!
Sarcastic enough? All right.
landothedead 2 years ago 7
Muslims, Jews and Christians all beleive in the same God dumb arse. They Christianity and Islam are sequels to Judaism i.e. Judaism: The Beginning, Judaism II: The Messiah, Judaism III: The Final Prophet. Don't get me wrong, I agree with your point on the rest of the stuff you said. Just because the human race can't explain everything with entire certainty doesn't mean that God did it. Besides, Genesis is well regarded by the Jews as just a story. I don't get why Christians think its real
digitalhazard007 2 years ago
your stupid
REANIMATION980 2 years ago
Robert....Also, you ARE forced to pay God back by believing and serving him.
So, just as American Debt Solutions will pay off all your credit card bills, YOU have to pay THEM back, or you're in deep shit. That's how God rolls also.... If you don't pay him back by serving, you're FUCKED for eternity.
Like I said, God can kiss my little white ass.. (the one he made), and if he doesn't like it, he can come see me about it.
But then we BOTH know that's not going to happen, don't we.
41elliott 2 years ago
Bible Dinosaurs are awesome - Jesus told me they were and yes he did exist, Bible scientist can prove it!!
ralka1958 2 years ago
I really dislike rednecks, but I actually kind of like you rednecks.
TalesOfReason 2 years ago
I'm a goin to Kintuckee tah see them bible dinahsores. Yaba Daba Doo!
prschuster 2 years ago 3
hah nice one.
CaptEm1 2 years ago
Who let the Jew in the Creation Museum?! Very very funny!
Padmepotter4986 2 years ago
hah that was fun i like
monsterotter 2 years ago
"Dina-saws in the buy-bull lol! Forrest Gum got religion 8-)"
lewisner 2 years ago
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How long has this chauvinist theory been around? You mean to tell me they have not got one example of a women as a potential link or even contributing in 150 years. Who dreamed up this fraud. This guy must have been Neanderthal. Youuuuuuuuuu Whoooooooooooo, the ones with child bearing plumbing are female. Nice job Evolution, you sexist pigs skip women for oooooooooooooo about 150 years. Evolution my ass, it's the Satanic Mens Club.
waketheoblivious 2 years ago
... 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch for oh so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you, Lord." -Bill Hicks
beefygoblin 2 years ago 2
At last I know why Chick Fil-A is closed on Sundays! Hallelujah!
rhubarbcub 2 years ago 3
Beers!!!
zucoy21z89 2 years ago
i laughed at the lions bit haha
skat3rsnakekpo 2 years ago
It is sad. Those of you who want to trash faith.
And pretty well explains how Socialism, Communism, and any other means of tyranical rule flourishes. You're all idiots.
And why the founders of the US were absolute geniuses. They recognized that freedom is God given and inherent. Not something that is allowed by man. You want to trash faith? Feel free. Vote Obama. And "Hope" he doesn't "Change" his mind about want you can or can't do.
Raider120164 2 years ago
The Founding Fathers were Deists, not Christians; that's why they supported religious tolerance. Most of them were either Masons or Quakers, often both.
Faith is belief in denial of evidence; it might be very comforting to hold a load of convenient fables as fact, but they simply ain't true.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
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IF Americans truly believe in anti-science religious bullshit, then it's in real fucking trouble in the years ahead as a leading nation. For it is Science and Eduction that determins Technology and Commence, feeding the nation's strength. If by hand such a nation then rejects the knowledge of science commiting the crime of censering only those aspects of science that does not conflict with their personnal faith, then Religious Americans cannot complain as other nations overtake their postion.
bloodcell9 2 years ago
I believe another theory is that many times writers would substitute words such as "tail" or "foot" when referring to a penis ( not 100% sure on that one, guys, lol) . In some cases, like this, some Bible scholars think they might have been referring to a large penis- like an ox's.
klizzard359 2 years ago
The Heavens are 6 billion years older than the Earth doh ILZ 1.1
ps Alley looooya klizzard good to know some of you guys have a brain
ilikezappa 2 years ago
As a Christian who grew up with scientists I have this to say- Evolution is a valid theory with good evidence. Most ppl who claim evolution is an attempt to "disprove" God are misinformed.
klizzard359 2 years ago 2
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Genesis 1:1
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. Proverbs 9:10
lovejoypeace7777 2 years ago
I recommend "On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection" by Charles Robert Darwin.
TimCommerford 2 years ago 8
Edit:
the FEAR of the lord is the beginning of ignorance.
Fear demands you sit on your hands and cover your ears and eyes from actually exploring the wonder around you. Thats dark ages talk.
Science allows you to say "I don't know" and explore the wonders around us.
fighting4air 2 years ago 4
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In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1:1
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. Proverbs 9:10
lovejoypeace7777 3 years ago
You're cute! Are you on sale?
SistemaKaoso 2 years ago 2
LOL! Good one :)
bagelboi66 2 years ago
Evolution does not claim there is no God. God is powerful enough to have created the universe however he wanted. Don't sweat the small stuff- if it isn't a salvation issue don't argue about it.
klizzard359 2 years ago
Um... surely if one point of the Bible can be conclusively proved to be fatuous bunk, then the rest just falls apart, right? If I can knock one hole the Ark, everything written after that sinks too.
You gotta take the whole book or none; Jesus says it half a dozen different ways. Its late, I ain't checking now. Whole book; that means reading Ezekial in full to your kids alongside Genesis... And if you don't know what I'm referring to, go check it out.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
"surely if one point of the Bible can be conclusively proved to be fatuous bunk, then the rest just falls apart, right?"
Absolutely.
And that ain't hard to do;
The Bible says the earth is flat.
And that the sun revolves around the earth.
And that humans are made of dirt.
And that snakes and donkeys talk.
And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman.
This is a better source of information
than the careful collection and examination of data?
Imaginefree69 2 years ago 2
I agree with you, but there are better examples; I don't think the Bible actually *says* that the world is flat, and the humans being made out of dirt thing is a metaphor. It does, however, say that the world is only six to ten thousand years old, and speaks volumes by its silence on the subject of dinosaurs. It also supports slavery and death by stoning.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
"the humans being made out of dirt thing is a metaphor."
What makes you think that?
FLAT EARTH:
Isaiah 40:22 says the earth is a CIRCLE.
Daniel 4:10-11a tree that is as tall as the heavens
can be seen from everywhere on the earth
Matthew 4:8 has Jesus viewing the whole earth from a tall mountain.
Revelation 1:7 says every eye will see Jesus coming in the clouds.
Daniel, Matthew, and Revelation all require a flat earth.
Well, either flat or bowl-shaped.
Imaginefree69 2 years ago
Again, I agree with you in principle, I just don;t think those are fair examples to criticize; they only make sense as metaphors and any intelligent Christian would agree. If you can point out a Believer willing to try and defend those examples as literal fact, then I'll happily join you in mocking them to the Nth degree. But I don't think you'd find one.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
If your point is that the people who wrote the Bible can be demonstrated to have believed the world was flat (because they were ignorant, desert-dwelling primitives), and that therefore the opinions of the Prophets cannot be taken seriously by modern people... well, yeah. As a specific point, it a good 'un; I don't think those examples themselves serve as a general argument though, since those quotes can be reasonably refuted as metaphor. I'm an atheist; I'm just playing Devil's Advocate.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
"those quotes can be reasonably refuted as metaphor"
Well, that defence can be OFFERED.
How about the Bible showing Pi to equal 3.00 rather than 3.1416...?
Or stating that beetles and grasshoppers have 4 legs?
Would that satisfy your requirement for non-metaphorical error?
Imaginefree69 2 years ago
Where does the Bible mention pi? I'm curious for the reference; I have heard that somewhere before.
If someone is arguing that 'all scripture is God-breathed, etc', and then you present them with the Biblical pi, then either Bible is incontrovertibly and mathematically wrong about the nature of reality, or they'll have to start insisting that pi = 3. I know what Jehovah's Witnesses would do; they'd insist that 4 is really 6 and that Pi is indeed 3, and its the mathematicians who are wrong.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
Imaginefree69 2 years ago
"God obviously considers the front pair to be hands!"
Nice one. And since insect have little hands for praying, obviously that proves God exists... if only Christians wouldn't say things like that, they could instead use logic and reason; obviously, in the days of cubits they had not found a need for precision measurements, since they'd not conceived the decimal point. But no Christian would see it that way. Pi = 3 because God says so. Accept it. Lol.
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Imaginefree69 2 years ago
Dudett, Kings said it was a molten pool of 10x30. It doesn't say this is a perfect circle. It could have been an ellipse.
gonyea12 2 years ago
Examples of Biblical silliness that can't be refuted as metaphor: Jesus rose from the dead. To a Christian, any non-miraculous interpretation of that is the definition of heresy. The small bloopers, such as factual errors in the OT, most Christians would squirm out of with 'metaphor'; the really impressive howlers in the Bible are usually Doctrines of Faith that most Christians would probably kill you over if pushed far enough.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
TBH I prefer to hit them with the 'god's law is perfect' from psalms and then point out that jesus then altered some of these 'perfect' laws. It is fun just watching them explain why perfection needs to be altered. And once their done wriggling hit them with the question of why they don't follow these perfect laws. Tormenting theists really should be a sport.
Cowinspace 2 years ago 3
Read the Bible, so you don't look like an idiot. The Old Testament laws were meant for the Israelites back then, not for Christians now.
robertelee7 2 years ago
Read your own book. The laws still apply according to jesus, and you need to follow them to get into heaven.
And is your god so retarded that he can only make temporary laws? Also you never answered my point that it clearly states gods law is perfect, then jesus changes them. Why change what is perfect?
This is why i love raising this point, you christians follow none of the OT laws and you ignore jesus' teachings as well (have you given ALL your possesions to the poor? why not? jesus said to)
Cowinspace 2 years ago
No human would be in heaven if they had to follow every law. Christians are humans, and all humans sin! That is why God sent Jesus. God retarded for making temporary laws?! What?! Jesus said, "I have not come to change the old laws, but to fulfill them." That means Jesus died for every time we failed one of those laws. A man asked Jesus how he could earn his way to heaven. Since we all have sinned, nobody can ean their way. So Jesus told THAT man to give to poor, knowing that the man couldn't.
robertelee7 2 years ago
Nonetheless those are the rules. And I love seeing useless theists squirm when someone asks if they follow heir own rules. You know, the bullshit rules you want the rest of us to accept. Read your goddamn book, Jesus says more than once that to get into heaven you must give up your possesions, no ifs, ands or buts. Yet again I say, why are the laws temporary yet also perfect(good?)? Perfection does not require changing, this would make it imperfect(evil?). Your law still stands, and you disobey.
Cowinspace 2 years ago
If no human can go to heaven (as you say) why did Jesus die for our sins? If no human can get into heaven, why are there so many christians? Waht was Jesus' goal on Earth then? To tell us that we are all damned to Hell?! Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the light. No one comes to the father except through me. Titus 3:5 says, "Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to HIS MERCY HE SAVED US, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Spirit"
robertelee7 2 years ago
If jesus died for our sins how can we sin?
There are so many christians because the imperial nations of europe that conquered most of the world were christian. Besides the majority of religious people are NOT christian. Jesus' goal was to convince people he was the messiah. How is it merciful to save someone from a hell you created? If one german had pulled one jew from the gas chambers he worked on would he have been merciful? Or would he be an evil person trying to placate his concience?
Cowinspace 2 years ago
Jesus died for sins, so we wouldn't have to go to Hell for them. We can sin, because the Devil tempts us, and us, being imperfect, listen to him. Do you know what the word "Messiah" means? It means Deliverer, and in the Jewish meaning, "Deliverer from the consequence of sin". What is the consequence of sin? Romans 6:23 says, "The payment for sin is death, but the gift that God freely gives is everlasting life found in Christ Jesus our Lord." We and Satan created Hell because we sinned, not God
robertelee7 2 years ago
If jesus died for our sins, then we CANNOT sin. But then again, jesus is god, and god is immortal. God cannot die, so jesus cannot die. If jesus cannot die then he cannot die for anyones sin. You seem to miss some really basic points like this. Again, for the slow witted, if jesus died for our sins we CANNOT sin, ever. But applying common sense like this isn't the strong point of religious fanatics. If jesus died for our sins, and we can still sin, what the fuck was the point in him dying?
Cowinspace 2 years ago
Lets say there is a father who really loves his son. His son falls into debt, and asks for the father to help, so the father gives him the money to come out of debt. This happens many times, and if the son asks for help, the father will help. Can the son still fall into debt? YES. But he doesn't have to face the consequences of being in debt, because his father helps him. This is exactly what Christ does.
robertelee7 2 years ago
Again that only works if man lists a series of things which are supposedly punishable in an afterlife (for which there is no proof). Ignore the imaginary rules (which were borrowed from other cultures at the time) and there is no need for the imaginary Christ. You're free to live your life doing Good without the need of fear, susperstition and mumbo-jumbo that rides off the back of centuries of scientific work that day by day helps proove that god doesn't exist.
tk1488 2 years ago
What would be the point in doing those good things then? Christianity does NOT require any good works to get to heaven.
robertelee7 2 years ago
So there are no morals in christianity. Probably the only honest thing a christian has ever said about their cult.
Rape, murder, philander, loot, destroy and burn. Who cares what you do in this life, your sins are forgiven because you follow some iron age jewish zombie.
Cowinspace 2 years ago
Funny, I don't see your god doing anything to help those in extreme poverty, or assisting in rebuilding efforts after disasters.
But rationalise it however you like. You'll just make up some excuse for your god not intervening.
Cowinspace 2 years ago
robert...... my father helped me out with money...and did'nt threaten to torture me with fire forever if I did'nt pay it back. That's where your "heavenly" father (which is a fairy tale) and my earthly father differ. Mine is real, and yours is an imaginary figure who dwells in the shadows like a coward, expecting people to believe in talking snakes and flying horses. If you happen to see Jesus, tell him I said to take a hike..... to the creation museum.
41elliott 2 years ago
Thats the thing!what doesGod need from you?YouCAN'T payGod back.He created us, and yet we all have sinned against him.He has every right to damn us to hell. But,he loves us,and is giving us a FREE gift.Oh yes,wise 41elliott knows all. He knows what all exists and what doesn't. Give me a break.You are Human and aren't even close of knowing everything.Nowhere in theBible does it mention flying horses.Maybe you should voluntarilly learn about christianity,like I was forced to learn about evolution.
robertelee7 2 years ago
Well that IS true robert, I certainly don't know everything. And I believe the book of Revelation makes reference to flying horses, and there was a talking snake in Genesis. The ONLY talking snake I've ever seen was my ex-wife, and she THREW and apple at me.
Moreover, I was RAISED in church. Southern Baptist, and I have to tell you, I NEVER got it. When I was 7, I looked over at little Nancy Guyer, who was in tears during the "come-to-jesus' payer and said, "what the fuck's wrong with you??"
41elliott 2 years ago
the bible dont talk about flying horses but flying angels and is the same s....I don't see any free gift, i see a world whit 2 or 3000 years of manipulation and cruelty ,assasination, torture , represion and conspiration agains society.i see that the world of today is the only product of religion and superstition
vectorca 2 years ago
I love the history of Heracles cause even been a son of god is not enoft to put a question in the desires o hes father,but he do it ,he defy every body,god or humans or centaurs,cause is the nature of human , he knows that he never will get help from hes father , is almost the same than christians he wen to the Olympus convert in god.
we are along here and the only hhellcan come from us .and wen we die we won't be so lokie to go to heaven.we will go to hell if we don't kill god now
vectorca 2 years ago
Erm, Jesus didn't exist. The gospel authors never met him (they lived decades after him)
tk1488 2 years ago
You contradicted yourself. If Jesus didn't exist how could the gospel authors live decades after him?
robertelee7 2 years ago
You're right. I should have said "If Jesus ever existed (only 2 out of the 42 historians who wrote at that time ever mentioned him. The most popular of those was Josephus' "Testimonium Flavianum", the authenticity of which is very doubtful.) then the Gosepl authors, having been born after Jesus' (if he existed) death, would not be able to write a true account. The Bible is a brilliant work of fiction that worked 1,000 years ago but not any more (now that we know more about the world and space)
tk1488 2 years ago 2
Romans and Jews, both of which hated Jesus, believe he existed. Archaeologists who have worked on Ancient Egypt can tell you, that at 1 time In Egypt they worshipped the Jewish/Christian God. Scientists also believe that at 1 point the whole Earth was covered with water. There is many non-christian accounts of Paul going to Rome and Cyprus.
robertelee7 2 years ago
No. Akenaten, husband of Nefertiti is credited with founding the first monotheistic religion. It wasn't your god they worship though. It is thought that judaism was created by priests from this order.
And the earth has never been covered with water(liquid). Though there is the snowball earth hypothesis that earth was once covered in ice/snow.
And no, there are no contemporary accounts of jesus, anywhere. If you have one I suggest you bring it to light as you will become extremely famous.
Cowinspace 2 years ago
That is circular logic at its' best. If we humans are created in the image of God and some human priests molest and rape children, then I would consider your God to be a failure. Your God, like all the rest, past present and future, are inventions of those who would like to control the masses. That "fear of God" things is getting old.
cf80to01 2 years ago 2
ah i see the word of god is only temporary.
avengemm9dog 2 years ago
Yes, THAT command was given to the ISRAELITES, not you!!! The command God gives YOU is to love him and your neighbor, and to accept Christ's forgiveness.
robertelee7 2 years ago
Examples of silliness in the bible is like all of it.
To actually think that people still belive that some bronze age shepherds who kept warm at night by burning dried goat poo had special insight to the universe that the smartest men and women on the planet for the last two hundred years has failed to find, (the very same people that has givn us the internet space travel and medicine), It is an insult to our species and true testimate to the gullibility of our culture!
TheFluffyDuck 2 years ago 4
If the "creation part" is metaphorical, how do you know the "salvation" part is metaphorical.
Here's the fallacy of I.D.
For a creator God to be real, I.D. NEEDS to be correct.
However, even if there was proof of an "intelligently designed" universe, that would offer no proof whatsoever that the Christian God was the creator. I.D. could just as easily be proof of Allah or Amun or Brahma or alien intelligence or some creator that humans have never even contemplated. Faith is for suckers.
Negativepositiv 2 years ago
Let's not start a debate on the walls of YouTube. If you'd like to talk, send me a message, and I'd be glad to debate with you.
klizzard359 2 years ago
So, making points and debating is okay as long as you don't say anything too devastatingly obvious? What's wrong with keeping all the ideas out in the open so more people can think about them, or is keeping things quiet the point of suggesting that we keep the discussion to ourselves?
Negativepositiv 2 years ago
The reason i prefer to not debate on a wall is because #1 there are limits to how much i can type in a wall post
#2 i have to find the post each time you reply, which can be a pain.
#3 debating on a wall tends to result in flaming.
I dont debate ppl to challenge them. Talking with people who think differently than I do helps me to work out what I believe myself.
klizzard359 2 years ago
Nature is FAR too beautiful and subtle and complex
to have been created by your god.
He has very few ideas:
people grumble? Kill 'em!
people follow other gods? Kill 'em!
people eat the wrong food? Kill 'em!
people work on the wrong day of the week? Kill 'em!
people wear mixed-fibre clothes? Kill 'em!
No, I don't think YHWH created our bodies.
Imaginefree69 2 years ago 3
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Genesis 1:1
lovejoypeace7777 3 years ago
that sounds horny.
howla012 3 years ago
Well fuck! Irrefutable evidence right there. Well done.
ammoMtaFoY 3 years ago
For the reason this is true because "the Bible says so", then jump in the ocean and get devoured by a whale. You're not going to last 3 days. Also, see if snakes talk. Ummmm........... they don't (Bible's getting shaky). Finally, fossil rcords and geological studies show the earth is about 4.6 BILLION years old. I don't know about you, but creation is just another little fairy tale to be told along with Cinderella and Snow White.
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AdrenalineAddict610 3 years ago 2
REPENT, while that there is still time to REPENT
lovejoypeace7777 3 years ago
lol yes noah's ark! 2 by 2 jackie...lions keep em in check haha nice
fabsywabsy 3 years ago
i expected something different from these guys, but this clip was halarious! good video
zlzgrom86 3 years ago
the theory of evolution has never been proven. believe in the fact of creation
manhattanwombat 3 years ago