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  • keep pressing 9

  • lol

  • what kind of blood is that?

    BOVINE MUTHA FCKA

  • @chavezrocs nine HOLES. As in golf

  • "9 hoes tomorrow" damn...i dont remember Miguel saying that when i first watched it

  • dexter megaupload when he discovered that the finished

  • season 6 ended soooo well.....bring on season 7!!!!

  • you beat you really beat?

  • Press 6,7 and 8 for smashes. (=

  • YOU ARE TEARING ME APPART MIGUEL!

  • KAAAAAAAHN!!!!

  • Has there ever been a better TV show then this? Absolute class!

  • I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!!

  • 'Nine holes tomorrow?'

    'No, sorry'

    'WELL THEN FUCK YOU!'

  • @LukeKoun1 I get the joke

  • Dexter must be pissed. Now he will never stop thinking over, if the pig would have lived if he hadn´t taught Miguel how to dispose of a body.

  • hahahah i know he imagined this whole thing, but in this video the fact that miguel just runs in asking about golf cracks me the fuck up

  • Miguel was funny though

  • just some tips never mess with dexter

  • i think dexter is hot when hes mad ;)

  • MIGUEEEEEL

    COGOTEEEEEEEEE

  • Why are spanish names so wicked to scream out?

  • 3 Old people disliked this.

  • Trolololololololol

  • Way to cut out a second early so we miss the hilarious part

  • Never Fuck With Dexter !

  • what season ?

  • @nirvanafans1 season 3

  • hez da man. hahaha

  • i wish i could do this....

  • at 0:18 hell is unleashed!!

  • He's looking for his pen.

  • Too bad it didn't really happen

  • Sociopaths can get mad?

  • @aznpwnerp Dexter isn't as inhuman as he says. He only says it to make himself seem more interesting.

  • @aznpwnerp That's what he imagined would happen, not what actually happened. I'd imagine that imagining himself expressing emotion but only bottling those feelings up on the inside accurately reflect the actions of a sociopath.

    That said, Dexter has proven multiple times that he bears some emotion for those he loves and those he trusts (like Miguel, depending on how you interpret this scene).

  • @aznpwnerp yes, psychopats/sociopaths do get mad if something isn't how they wanted it to be, well like other "normal" persons.

  • I really don't want to get dexter mad...

  • Who else shit their pants when they thought he trashed his room for real.

  • @Bubblingbrew My heart literally went on overdrive when I saw this scene

  • Dexter: MIGUELLLL!!!!

    *door opens*

    Miguel: Nine holes tommorrow?

    Dexter: NO!

    Miguel: THEN FUCK YOU!

    *SLAM*

  • his pupils dialated when he opened his eyes..hott

  • that was a dick move by miguel

  • If Miguel were talking to Tiger Woods, you could swear he said "Nine Ho's tomorrow?" :)

  • Does anyone know what the song prior to this scene is called

    the one playing while Miguel is comforting Laguerta?

  • I expected a 'surprise motherfucka' ;)

  • Dexter: "MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!"

    Miguel: " U mad bro?"

  • MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­LLLLL !! XD··········

  • KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the amount of times i've imagined myself doing that!

  • DEX MAD DEX SMAAAAASH

  • I loved this scene, because regardless of it being in Dexter's mind it's the first time we really even seen him snap or...want to snap at the least.

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  • at 5 seconds u see an awesome dexter eye shot

  • MIGUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLL

    nine holes tomorrow?

  • I love how whenever they do these kinds of scenes they really have people reacting to it in the back

  • bet movie ever and the best actor ever

  • Would have been really funny if Doakes opened the door and was like "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"

  • @wildcatnip FUCKING LMAO, when i read that, i looked to the right and on the playlist it says " SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"

  • Michael is an aaawesome actor, seriously :O !

  • season 3 would have been twice as better if that scene was real haha

  • MIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUEE­EEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! *angry face*

  • Oh how I wish that scene was real.

  • Press 7 for Emperor Palpatine force lightning

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  • Press 6 and 7 repeatedly for some hot busting-stuff-up action.

    (Not recommended in real life)

  • I tought when i saw this o dexyer no you dodnt, and rhen miguel shows up, thank god dexter you didnt

  • HEY UPLOADER! Y U NO SPOILER ALERT?!?!

  • Best.  Dexter. Scene.

    Ever.

  • NINE HOLES TOMORROW?

  • Press 9 repeatedly for LOLs

  • when I saw it I was thinking that he will kill Miguel immediatly

  • press 7 repeatedly.... LIGHTNING BOLT!

  • Dexter " MIGUELLLLLLLLLL"

    Miguel: "umadbro?"

  • @JSasRays lol

  • @JSasRays - Lmfao.

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  • Hold 2 and watch as Dexter stares into your soul.

  • Nine holes tomorrow?

    LOLLLL always makes me laugh

  • Who else thought when Miguel poked his head in, that he was gonna have a troll face on and be like "u mad?"

  • haha that would have been hilarious if he actually did that

  • Nine holes tomorow? XD

  • @Smyshey

    Gloryholes! =PP

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

  • lol wow. Press 6 and 7 to hear some bear noises xD

  • I like his anger scenes because it's a large contrast compared to Dexter's normal demeanor. Hall's a good actor

  • This children, is how you nerd rage.

  • @redtop91

    lol

  • This scene inspired me to damage my laptop :p

  • migueeeeel dont call my name alejandroooo

  • NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A!!!!!!

  • MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLL!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • FUUUUUCK

  • MIIIIIIGUUUUUUEEEEEELLLL!!!!!

    "Nine holes tomorrow?"

    ROFL!

  • Ruff, ruff, raaawl, rawr, raaah; MIGUEL.

  • @SculptedThoughts Nine holes tommorow ?

  • whats the song after this scene when he walks out and says to himself "today i feel something real"

  • Ever since watching this I find myself screaming "migueeeeel!!!" in my mind every time I get mad.

  • I love this scene :D

  • doesnt that come out of his paycheck? stupid thing to think of but for some reason that popped in my head

  • @dk5388 It was only in his head...

  • "Nine holes tomorrow?"

  • kinda... sexy xDDD

  • @Tokitty483

    so it's not just me who finds angry Dexter kinda sexy ;P

  • @MostCamperKills Am.. on second thought he isn't kinda sexy.... HE IS SO HOLY SHIT FUCKING SEXY!!!! xDDDD

  • @Tokitty483

    HAHAHA same here- I actually find him SUPER SEXY! I wanted a montage of his best scenes, especially his angry ones, that's uh, kinda why I came, ahah

    Michael C. Hall is awesome. Doakes: "What you looking at, Morgan? You like watching women cry?"

    Me:...."I like watching Dexter get mad!" >:P

  • Thumbs up if you watch this every time you are mad !

  • This is my favorite scene from DEXTER!!

  • Have you noticed that Dexter has a pretty good imagination?

  • @AssesinoCereal It´s just like mine!! I love him :D

  • @AssesinoCereal That is common amongst people who can't express themselves on the outside.

  • @AssesinoCereal

    He and Zack Brath should have coffee some time.

    They'll probably just sit quietly cross the table gazing into the air, but it'll be special for them.

  • I love his reaction :D dexter is amazing!

  • I miss this show!

  • really loved this scene, was great watching the cold blooded getting that angry.. but it was his imagination..

  • when he grunts it sounds like hes saying "MEOW!" hahaha

  • my god this is so freakin hilarious i cant stop laughing i think im gonna barf up a kidney if thats possible

  • This scene reminds me of Kingdom Hearts II, when Roxas smashes the computer. Except, I think Dexter is far more angry. 

  • Can someone please tell me the song at the end of this episode? Starts at 49:45

  • @XeenWoozy Did you ever find the song?

  • @scaremongeringg Nope :/

  • Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa!

  • i dont remeber this bit D:

  • Stupid shit for dumb assess...

  • I think Latin names are simply the best to yell in a fit of murderous rage. Something about the way the consonants roll off the tongue. MENDOOOOZZAAAAAAAA!!!

  • @LiesAPlane holy shot is true i just realized 

  • @LiesAPlane Yay I was the 100th thumbs up!!!

  • "You bet!"

  • Dexter : " Migueeeeeeelllllllllllll " !!!!!!!

    Masuka : (walks in),  *POW * Another hit to the Morgan Family punching bag

  • i really thought everything would change after this, i was like 'NO DEXTER DON'T DO THAAAAAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!'!!'!

  • haha just watched this and i knew it would be on youtube. His face is so funny hahahahahha

  • Looks like someone...*sunglasses*

    got a bogie.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Lmfao

    "MI-GUEEEEEEEELLL!!!" >:O

    "Nine holes tomorrow?" :{D

  • MIGUELLLLLL!!!!!!!! *Miguel peeks head in* Nine holes tomorrow? LMFAO

  • HULK SMASH!

  • MIGEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL­LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • holy crap

  • I thought this was real and i was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING DEXTER!?!?!?

  • @Jazziieeeeeee

    Dex knows he has to keep a low profile.

  • @Usul573 Hahaa yes but i am stupid ^_^

    I know this has no relevance but does anyone else find dexter (no not michael c hall, dexter the character) amazinggglllyyy hot?

  • @Jazziieeeeeee

    Being a guy I don't have much of an opinion there.

    Still seems like quite a few girls think Michael and/or Dexter is hot.

    The CBS promo is like, "He'll make your pulse race, your heart stop, he's got killer good looks"

    I like the moments when he snaps though he's usually so calm then he just explodes.

  • I laughed my ass off when I saw that scene.

  • @czlowiekmelon yeah man me too that was so funny:D

  • Nine holes tomorrow?

  • 0:28 MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!!!!­!!

    Not !KAAAAAAN!!!

  • Miguel is in for some deep shit

  • HAAAAAAAAAAADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN­NNNNNNNNNNN

  • Dexter SMASH!

  • I got Rickrolled hard the first time i saw this

  • Wexler: CHRIS!!!!!

  • That's what happens in my mind all the time! :D

  • Did Miguel just say 9 hoes tomorrow! WTF! :0 Best Dexter piss moment EVER!

  • @DjHamHam411 Nine holes tomorrow?

  • @RandomAsianKid I know but it really sounded like that! <3 Dexter!

  • @RandomAsianKid You bet!

  • Don't fuck with Dexter, bitches!

  • woah what the, only the pupil on the right contracted at 0:06!

  • it's just creepy how he looks at the cammera at 0:08

  • he hulked out. it was awesome :-D

  • Coño!

  • I had a moment like this..when I could actually see myself screaming......in my mind:-<

  • @Retutu99 Only in your mind? Ha, you must get better. I have these Dexteresque moments quite often. In reality :-)))

  • @Calucifer13 Dexteresque :))..nice word

  • When I finally got to this episode it was awesome but too bad it wasnt real

  • I love how his pupils contract at 0:06. Hot.

  • dude - get with the program, overall season 5 was just as good as any of the other seasons. Lumen was the most emotionally dynamic character, next to Dexter, of all the seasons - though the ending to season 5 was downright bunk - made no sense. Lumen was a midwestern girl, victim of an atrocity, nearly murdered, sought revenge and justice, killed in the name of justice (for her and the 13 others - emily included?) and seemed to fall in love with Dexter...

  • @adh0522 yeah season 5 was aweswome. It was my second favirote of all the seasons. (Season 2 was my favirote

  • My favorite seasons go 2, 1 (sometimes they're interchanged...1 because I loved the Ice Truck Killer and his story...but 2 had Doakes and Dexter constantly going at it...AND to top it all off, they were hunting Dex!

    So 1 and or 2, then 4, then 3. I loved 3 and Jimmy Smits as well but it was nowhere near suspenseful other 3. 5 I don't even care to talk about it. They made it into almost like a soap opera! Hopefully the writers will read all the complaints & make next season wonderful.

  • all of the seasons are amazing except 5. that one has zero comparison to the first 4. it seems to me the people who have been watching dexter since the very first season in early '06 have completely different opinions than people who just rented all the DVDs and caught up in a week. it's really a show that over a 4 year time period, you really start to care for the characters. but you can't begin to understand the extent of rita & dex's relationship if you only have spent 3 months watching.

  • Coño.

  • amazing acting!

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  • 0:08 theres the dark passenger....

  • Lol this scene made me laugh harder than that time he saw an alligator in the first season. When he tripped over a root yelled f*ck a couple of times and he fell on a branch and out of frustration, he punched it :D it's pretty funny.

  • This is the best scene in the whole series so far

  • @robsabear and in my opinion the best season is the show :)

  • Miguel. Was. Using. Dexter?

    That asshole! I hope he got killed by Dex, Hohohoho! Serves you right ME-GAIL!!!

    (prounouciation, guys)