@aznpwnerp That's what he imagined would happen, not what actually happened. I'd imagine that imagining himself expressing emotion but only bottling those feelings up on the inside accurately reflect the actions of a sociopath.
That said, Dexter has proven multiple times that he bears some emotion for those he loves and those he trusts (like Miguel, depending on how you interpret this scene).
I think Latin names are simply the best to yell in a fit of murderous rage. Something about the way the consonants roll off the tongue. MENDOOOOZZAAAAAAAA!!!
dude - get with the program, overall season 5 was just as good as any of the other seasons. Lumen was the most emotionally dynamic character, next to Dexter, of all the seasons - though the ending to season 5 was downright bunk - made no sense. Lumen was a midwestern girl, victim of an atrocity, nearly murdered, sought revenge and justice, killed in the name of justice (for her and the 13 others - emily included?) and seemed to fall in love with Dexter...
My favorite seasons go 2, 1 (sometimes they're interchanged...1 because I loved the Ice Truck Killer and his story...but 2 had Doakes and Dexter constantly going at it...AND to top it all off, they were hunting Dex!
So 1 and or 2, then 4, then 3. I loved 3 and Jimmy Smits as well but it was nowhere near suspenseful other 3. 5 I don't even care to talk about it. They made it into almost like a soap opera! Hopefully the writers will read all the complaints & make next season wonderful.
all of the seasons are amazing except 5. that one has zero comparison to the first 4. it seems to me the people who have been watching dexter since the very first season in early '06 have completely different opinions than people who just rented all the DVDs and caught up in a week. it's really a show that over a 4 year time period, you really start to care for the characters. but you can't begin to understand the extent of rita & dex's relationship if you only have spent 3 months watching.
Lol this scene made me laugh harder than that time he saw an alligator in the first season. When he tripped over a root yelled f*ck a couple of times and he fell on a branch and out of frustration, he punched it :D it's pretty funny.
keep pressing 9
theotherphoneguy 14 hours ago
lol
Emogirllover90 1 day ago
what kind of blood is that?
BOVINE MUTHA FCKA
TheLegendarycouncil 3 days ago
@chavezrocs nine HOLES. As in golf
fitystairfun 5 days ago
"9 hoes tomorrow" damn...i dont remember Miguel saying that when i first watched it
chavezrocs 5 days ago
dexter megaupload when he discovered that the finished
geraldopcf 1 week ago 3
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BarnstableFightClub 1 week ago
season 6 ended soooo well.....bring on season 7!!!!
jim191185 1 week ago 2
you beat you really beat?
geraldopcf 2 weeks ago
Press 6,7 and 8 for smashes. (=
infectedkoozer 2 weeks ago
YOU ARE TEARING ME APPART MIGUEL!
MahBonk 2 weeks ago 4
KAAAAAAAHN!!!!
PSNSMANIACALMIND1st 3 weeks ago
Has there ever been a better TV show then this? Absolute class!
FantasticFrankel 3 weeks ago
I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!!
Yamikaiba123 3 weeks ago
'Nine holes tomorrow?'
'No, sorry'
'WELL THEN FUCK YOU!'
LukeKoun1 1 month ago 8
@LukeKoun1 I get the joke
LaserLips2 2 weeks ago
Dexter must be pissed. Now he will never stop thinking over, if the pig would have lived if he hadn´t taught Miguel how to dispose of a body.
Riwillion 1 month ago
hahahah i know he imagined this whole thing, but in this video the fact that miguel just runs in asking about golf cracks me the fuck up
MrWalrus121 1 month ago
Miguel was funny though
Kapo465 1 month ago
just some tips never mess with dexter
ILOVEDEXTER4EVER 1 month ago
i think dexter is hot when hes mad ;)
ILOVEDEXTER4EVER 1 month ago
MIGUEEEEEL
COGOTEEEEEEEEE
paloot7 1 month ago
Why are spanish names so wicked to scream out?
iHASanIDEA 1 month ago 3
3 Old people disliked this.
smart2click 1 month ago
Trolololololololol
MrNezic 1 month ago
Way to cut out a second early so we miss the hilarious part
ArchBishopOfHH 1 month ago
Never Fuck With Dexter !
Raufjed 1 month ago
what season ?
nirvanafans1 2 months ago
@nirvanafans1 season 3
DJHorrorMaster0252 1 month ago
hez da man. hahaha
FahadRyu 2 months ago
i wish i could do this....
diamondshecky 2 months ago
at 0:18 hell is unleashed!!
courtjesterstudio 2 months ago
He's looking for his pen.
MsDopeBoy1 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 3
Too bad it didn't really happen
MsDopeBoy1 2 months ago
Sociopaths can get mad?
aznpwnerp 2 months ago
@aznpwnerp Dexter isn't as inhuman as he says. He only says it to make himself seem more interesting.
FrigidAxe 2 months ago
@aznpwnerp That's what he imagined would happen, not what actually happened. I'd imagine that imagining himself expressing emotion but only bottling those feelings up on the inside accurately reflect the actions of a sociopath.
That said, Dexter has proven multiple times that he bears some emotion for those he loves and those he trusts (like Miguel, depending on how you interpret this scene).
SH1N1NGG0LD 2 months ago
@aznpwnerp yes, psychopats/sociopaths do get mad if something isn't how they wanted it to be, well like other "normal" persons.
DarknesSoldier 2 months ago
I really don't want to get dexter mad...
Gradapin 2 months ago
Who else shit their pants when they thought he trashed his room for real.
Bubblingbrew 2 months ago 46
@Bubblingbrew My heart literally went on overdrive when I saw this scene
Aervid1 1 month ago 5
Dexter: MIGUELLLL!!!!
*door opens*
Miguel: Nine holes tommorrow?
Dexter: NO!
Miguel: THEN FUCK YOU!
*SLAM*
KRISIS1451 2 months ago 15
his pupils dialated when he opened his eyes..hott
pnjbidil 2 months ago
that was a dick move by miguel
youliveyoudie 2 months ago
If Miguel were talking to Tiger Woods, you could swear he said "Nine Ho's tomorrow?" :)
JokersRWildStudios 2 months ago 5
Does anyone know what the song prior to this scene is called
the one playing while Miguel is comforting Laguerta?
Headphoneguy92 2 months ago
I expected a 'surprise motherfucka' ;)
browniewitness 3 months ago 3
Dexter: "MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!"
Miguel: " U mad bro?"
973JJJ 3 months ago 12
MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL !! XD··········
chazzdurden 3 months ago
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StoptheVerse 3 months ago 7
the amount of times i've imagined myself doing that!
JustTonightx 3 months ago 5
DEX MAD DEX SMAAAAASH
DevilKadams 3 months ago 4
I loved this scene, because regardless of it being in Dexter's mind it's the first time we really even seen him snap or...want to snap at the least.
MetalFluffyNinja1 3 months ago 3
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frohman3 3 months ago
at 5 seconds u see an awesome dexter eye shot
jeremxy 3 months ago
MIGUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
nine holes tomorrow?
radioheadinc 4 months ago 5
I love how whenever they do these kinds of scenes they really have people reacting to it in the back
MysticDMBherb 4 months ago
bet movie ever and the best actor ever
sweetheart912r 4 months ago
Would have been really funny if Doakes opened the door and was like "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"
wildcatnip 4 months ago 235
@wildcatnip FUCKING LMAO, when i read that, i looked to the right and on the playlist it says " SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"
HDzeen 1 month ago
Michael is an aaawesome actor, seriously :O !
TheFunny997 4 months ago 3
season 3 would have been twice as better if that scene was real haha
reptile1000 5 months ago
MIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! *angry face*
xXAloeVeraxX 5 months ago
Oh how I wish that scene was real.
Antichrist2000 5 months ago
Press 7 for Emperor Palpatine force lightning
zergpire 5 months ago 7
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0:28 - MIGUEEEEELLLL! - 2/3 seconds later -> "Nine holes tomorrow, Dex?" xD
vinceoniep 5 months ago
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vinceoniep 5 months ago
Press 6 and 7 repeatedly for some hot busting-stuff-up action.
(Not recommended in real life)
Trund27 5 months ago
I tought when i saw this o dexyer no you dodnt, and rhen miguel shows up, thank god dexter you didnt
TheMarlou13 5 months ago
HEY UPLOADER! Y U NO SPOILER ALERT?!?!
BrunoLee12 5 months ago
Best. Dexter. Scene.
Ever.
SylphScylla 5 months ago
NINE HOLES TOMORROW?
Dr007Gab 5 months ago 2
Press 9 repeatedly for LOLs
bellevue4 5 months ago 3
when I saw it I was thinking that he will kill Miguel immediatly
fcdragados 5 months ago
press 7 repeatedly.... LIGHTNING BOLT!
bloodplusfan1001 5 months ago 3
Dexter " MIGUELLLLLLLLLL"
Miguel: "umadbro?"
JSasRays 6 months ago 151
@JSasRays lol
andyandcarl 6 months ago
@JSasRays - Lmfao.
xitrik94 1 month ago
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vseliakotipride 4 weeks ago
Hold 2 and watch as Dexter stares into your soul.
krolowaz 6 months ago 2
Nine holes tomorrow?
LOLLLL always makes me laugh
FuzzehPeach 6 months ago
Who else thought when Miguel poked his head in, that he was gonna have a troll face on and be like "u mad?"
MrSilentInstrument 6 months ago 13
haha that would have been hilarious if he actually did that
F12Y14N25 6 months ago
Nine holes tomorow? XD
Smyshey 6 months ago
@Smyshey
Gloryholes! =PP
MrSalambard 6 months ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MrSalambard 6 months ago
lol wow. Press 6 and 7 to hear some bear noises xD
mah81164 7 months ago
I like his anger scenes because it's a large contrast compared to Dexter's normal demeanor. Hall's a good actor
MostCamperKills 7 months ago
This children, is how you nerd rage.
redtop91 7 months ago
@redtop91
lol
MostCamperKills 7 months ago
This scene inspired me to damage my laptop :p
Palladino200 7 months ago
migueeeeel dont call my name alejandroooo
angelmarsall1 7 months ago
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
MrBrendonPond 7 months ago
MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
dexterfann 7 months ago
FUUUUUCK
Desmoondful 7 months ago
MIIIIIIGUUUUUUEEEEEELLLL!!!!!
"Nine holes tomorrow?"
ROFL!
789123456789 7 months ago 4
Ruff, ruff, raaawl, rawr, raaah; MIGUEL.
SculptedThoughts 8 months ago
@SculptedThoughts Nine holes tommorow ?
xDyNaZtY 7 months ago
whats the song after this scene when he walks out and says to himself "today i feel something real"
flicchic8100 8 months ago
Ever since watching this I find myself screaming "migueeeeel!!!" in my mind every time I get mad.
TimothyParadox1 8 months ago 8
I love this scene :D
PinkMusic2000 8 months ago
doesnt that come out of his paycheck? stupid thing to think of but for some reason that popped in my head
dk5388 8 months ago
@dk5388 It was only in his head...
Jonte135 8 months ago
"Nine holes tomorrow?"
UsernameHasExpired 8 months ago
kinda... sexy xDDD
Tokitty483 8 months ago
@Tokitty483
so it's not just me who finds angry Dexter kinda sexy ;P
MostCamperKills 7 months ago 2
@MostCamperKills Am.. on second thought he isn't kinda sexy.... HE IS SO HOLY SHIT FUCKING SEXY!!!! xDDDD
Tokitty483 7 months ago
@Tokitty483
HAHAHA same here- I actually find him SUPER SEXY! I wanted a montage of his best scenes, especially his angry ones, that's uh, kinda why I came, ahah
Michael C. Hall is awesome. Doakes: "What you looking at, Morgan? You like watching women cry?"
Me:...."I like watching Dexter get mad!" >:P
MostCamperKills 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you watch this every time you are mad !
Darknight18700 8 months ago 5
This is my favorite scene from DEXTER!!
StraightEdgeVideos 8 months ago
Have you noticed that Dexter has a pretty good imagination?
AssesinoCereal 8 months ago 167
@AssesinoCereal It´s just like mine!! I love him :D
Tokitty483 7 months ago
@AssesinoCereal That is common amongst people who can't express themselves on the outside.
shiroitearz 6 months ago
@AssesinoCereal
He and Zack Brath should have coffee some time.
They'll probably just sit quietly cross the table gazing into the air, but it'll be special for them.
DakNJaxter 3 months ago
I love his reaction :D dexter is amazing!
wiaven 8 months ago 2
I miss this show!
ensaiku 8 months ago
really loved this scene, was great watching the cold blooded getting that angry.. but it was his imagination..
jatnaveenleo 8 months ago
when he grunts it sounds like hes saying "MEOW!" hahaha
MasterKnuckles 8 months ago
my god this is so freakin hilarious i cant stop laughing i think im gonna barf up a kidney if thats possible
curiouskat03 9 months ago
This scene reminds me of Kingdom Hearts II, when Roxas smashes the computer. Except, I think Dexter is far more angry.
TheORIGINALOxymoron 9 months ago
Can someone please tell me the song at the end of this episode? Starts at 49:45
XeenWoozy 9 months ago
@XeenWoozy Did you ever find the song?
scaremongeringg 5 months ago
@scaremongeringg Nope :/
XeenWoozy 4 months ago
Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
xbox644 9 months ago 4
i dont remeber this bit D:
CRC1000 9 months ago
Stupid shit for dumb assess...
moonspots01 9 months ago
I think Latin names are simply the best to yell in a fit of murderous rage. Something about the way the consonants roll off the tongue. MENDOOOOZZAAAAAAAA!!!
LiesAPlane 10 months ago 152
@LiesAPlane holy shot is true i just realized
videitos09 6 months ago
@LiesAPlane
Trund27 5 months ago
@LiesAPlane Yay I was the 100th thumbs up!!!
Ultimatepanzer 4 months ago
"You bet!"
seriall1337 10 months ago 2
Dexter : " Migueeeeeeelllllllllllll " !!!!!!!
Masuka : (walks in), *POW * Another hit to the Morgan Family punching bag
Monk770 10 months ago
i really thought everything would change after this, i was like 'NO DEXTER DON'T DO THAAAAAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!'!!'!
Kingdagmarius 10 months ago 3
haha just watched this and i knew it would be on youtube. His face is so funny hahahahahha
Kingdagmarius 10 months ago 2
Looks like someone...*sunglasses*
got a bogie.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
mikepyro713 10 months ago 5
Lmfao
"MI-GUEEEEEEEELLL!!!" >:O
"Nine holes tomorrow?" :{D
incaoutburst 10 months ago 6
MIGUELLLLLL!!!!!!!! *Miguel peeks head in* Nine holes tomorrow? LMFAO
cjownz288 10 months ago
HULK SMASH!
MayakuCreep 11 months ago
MIGEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
TreCoolo 11 months ago
holy crap
strawberryl7 11 months ago
I thought this was real and i was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING DEXTER!?!?!?
Jazziieeeeeee 11 months ago 8
@Jazziieeeeeee
Dex knows he has to keep a low profile.
Usul573 10 months ago
@Usul573 Hahaa yes but i am stupid ^_^
I know this has no relevance but does anyone else find dexter (no not michael c hall, dexter the character) amazinggglllyyy hot?
Jazziieeeeeee 10 months ago
@Jazziieeeeeee
Being a guy I don't have much of an opinion there.
Still seems like quite a few girls think Michael and/or Dexter is hot.
The CBS promo is like, "He'll make your pulse race, your heart stop, he's got killer good looks"
I like the moments when he snaps though he's usually so calm then he just explodes.
Usul573 10 months ago
I laughed my ass off when I saw that scene.
czlowiekmelon 11 months ago
@czlowiekmelon yeah man me too that was so funny:D
IcemanEyes 11 months ago
Nine holes tomorrow?
Amauri014 11 months ago 2
0:28 MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!!!!!!
Not !KAAAAAAN!!!
Thebest7k15 11 months ago
Miguel is in for some deep shit
matteboy91 11 months ago 6
HAAAAAAAAAAADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Glaciais 1 year ago
Dexter SMASH!
MrAxemana 1 year ago
I got Rickrolled hard the first time i saw this
romeo56 1 year ago
Wexler: CHRIS!!!!!
wolfdragonful 1 year ago
That's what happens in my mind all the time! :D
Sclasspsycho 1 year ago
Did Miguel just say 9 hoes tomorrow! WTF! :0 Best Dexter piss moment EVER!
DjHamHam411 1 year ago
@DjHamHam411 Nine holes tomorrow?
RandomAsianKid 1 year ago
@RandomAsianKid I know but it really sounded like that! <3 Dexter!
DjHamHam411 1 year ago
@RandomAsianKid You bet!
ChineseCommando 8 months ago
Don't fuck with Dexter, bitches!
MYiRiSHROMaNCe 1 year ago 2
woah what the, only the pupil on the right contracted at 0:06!
xviolentphilx 1 year ago
it's just creepy how he looks at the cammera at 0:08
50kenel 1 year ago
he hulked out. it was awesome :-D
dancemachine1919 1 year ago
Coño!
Roy15x 1 year ago
I had a moment like this..when I could actually see myself screaming......in my mind:-<
Retutu99 1 year ago
@Retutu99 Only in your mind? Ha, you must get better. I have these Dexteresque moments quite often. In reality :-)))
Calucifer13 1 year ago
@Calucifer13 Dexteresque :))..nice word
Retutu99 1 year ago
When I finally got to this episode it was awesome but too bad it wasnt real
Ryanehaggard 1 year ago
I love how his pupils contract at 0:06. Hot.
archian88 1 year ago
dude - get with the program, overall season 5 was just as good as any of the other seasons. Lumen was the most emotionally dynamic character, next to Dexter, of all the seasons - though the ending to season 5 was downright bunk - made no sense. Lumen was a midwestern girl, victim of an atrocity, nearly murdered, sought revenge and justice, killed in the name of justice (for her and the 13 others - emily included?) and seemed to fall in love with Dexter...
adh0522 1 year ago
@adh0522 yeah season 5 was aweswome. It was my second favirote of all the seasons. (Season 2 was my favirote
dw6653 1 year ago
My favorite seasons go 2, 1 (sometimes they're interchanged...1 because I loved the Ice Truck Killer and his story...but 2 had Doakes and Dexter constantly going at it...AND to top it all off, they were hunting Dex!
So 1 and or 2, then 4, then 3. I loved 3 and Jimmy Smits as well but it was nowhere near suspenseful other 3. 5 I don't even care to talk about it. They made it into almost like a soap opera! Hopefully the writers will read all the complaints & make next season wonderful.
getitstraight85 1 year ago
all of the seasons are amazing except 5. that one has zero comparison to the first 4. it seems to me the people who have been watching dexter since the very first season in early '06 have completely different opinions than people who just rented all the DVDs and caught up in a week. it's really a show that over a 4 year time period, you really start to care for the characters. but you can't begin to understand the extent of rita & dex's relationship if you only have spent 3 months watching.
getitstraight85 1 year ago
Coño.
GodendtheDevil 1 year ago 3
amazing acting!
arethnea 1 year ago
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Nine holes tomorrow? :{D
Scaltt 1 year ago
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Scaltt 1 year ago
0:08 theres the dark passenger....
drj4ever87 1 year ago
Lol this scene made me laugh harder than that time he saw an alligator in the first season. When he tripped over a root yelled f*ck a couple of times and he fell on a branch and out of frustration, he punched it :D it's pretty funny.
TokisGrey 1 year ago 3
This is the best scene in the whole series so far
robsabear 1 year ago
@robsabear and in my opinion the best season is the show :)
DarkFalz1 1 year ago
Miguel. Was. Using. Dexter?
That asshole! I hope he got killed by Dex, Hohohoho! Serves you right ME-GAIL!!!
(prounouciation, guys)
freakgirl713 1 year ago