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  • ok the math: the cryogenic machien was manufactured in 2010 but it could of been used later than that but everything else is right!

  • 2:24 lol!! over and over

  • Jason X is like a repressed memory (like the star wars Christmas special) that should never see the light of day. Also the graphics looked like Spawn. So all in all this movie is a abortion.

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  • 6:59!!! lol

  • 1:24

  • hahahahahaha this was awesome! u rule jawooosh !

  • Im sorry, but if you went to go see this movie when it came out in theaters, you should have demanded a full refund. I have no words for how bad this movie was... i mean it looked like something the Syfy channel made with a $10,000 dollar budget or maybe not even that much. I grew up watching the old Friday the 13th movies; Jason X was just laughable.

  • @gbugss

    Didn't have to, worked there. then took the preview reel and sold it. still got the promo props though.

  • jawoosh looks like a fat leo di caprio, and has a good point, this jason has so many problems, until the point that it's almost shit...

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  • that small thing is his brain not eye lol

  • Love Jason X. Better than VIII and Jason Goes to Hell.

  • @Luigi84289 Why do I get the feeling that you haven't even watched those two? And just say that Jason X is better, because you think you're cool that way, even though true Friday The 13th fans would watch VIII over Jason X and Goes to hell, any day. VIII is the last movie we see Jason be Jason. And not some character in space, or demon that can go into other peoples bodies, or whatever.

  • @ThatReallyQuietDude I've watched every Friday/Jason movie. JGTH is barely a movie and doesn't even have Jason except for the first and last 5 minutes. VIII is Jason's boat massacre and has some of the worst and fakest looking kills in cinema history. I'm as big a Friday fan as they come and I don't know where you come up with this true fan crap. Jason X is a good slasher. It has a good variation of kills that look realistic. I can fore go the setting which seems to be everyone's problem.

  • @ThatReallyQuietDude

    Uhh? like they didn't make part 6 a revamping of frankenstein...do your homework on it. All the Jason movies work except freddy v/s jason. Even Robert Englund acted slightly unenthused about it. remake doesnt count (though i accept it over RZ's halloween and new freddy) Jason X was a point being made by Cunningham himself that if people continue ripping off his story, just to get a few dollars, that it was going to get hokey anyway. It was saying ok, fine he's immortal.

  • how was this released in theaters

  • when are you going to reupload freddy vs jason part one if you do

  • lol i agree haha

  • your videos are awesome i don't care what everyone says

  • @Silvaimbrica Fuck you bitch!!!

  • love you <3 :P

  • jawooosh rocks. just saying

  • @Jawooosh Your awesome

  • hahahaha you are so funny and right at the same time hahahahaha :)))))

  • i agree this movie suck suck  big time

  • "How does this guy know Jason Voorhees?"

    Maybe he did research?

  • ok the reason it sucks ass is they had like 14 million on the budget and could only use it on the future looking stuff

  • @thezacharyman1000 .....thats probably the most incorrect statement I have heard all year

  • @Jawooosh well they did have a high budget but really did they spend it all on that bullshit they could of gotten a better mask and this movie takes place after freedy vs jason

  • @Jawooosh i agree with you 100% Jason x was an embarrassment to the Jason franchise.

  • @thezacharyman1000 Uhh? it was ALL future. even before the cryo-mishap.

  • He's gone through several of those masks. Some amount of time passed between goes to hell and X. ..He got another one. I always hoped Jason would just do a whole movie without the mask. Actually what Sean Cunningham wanted.

  • Jawoosh look up on wikipedia and you'd understand the point of this movie.i mean,i don't get to watch scary movies,so i get all the true facts from wikipedia.she was cutting into his head to dissect him because it was an assignment she was supposed to do.don't curse at me either cuz im 10.

  • i just saw this movie like an hour ago and it was a PIECE OF SHIT. I like the new friday the 13th better than this piece of shit movie

  • You know how many times i watched your this videos man ill say bout 1000 or more

  • YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD XD!!!!!!!!1

  • RIGHT OUTA YO ASS XD

  • I wonder if that chick who got her face frozen then smashed was still somewhat conscious when it happened...

  • well this is gay the machete is iced up and can still cut through flesh and bone? what is that!?

  • I think you really Funny :D

  • you are fukin funny fuck these shits add me on facebook send me email

  • HEY SLAPPY! LMAO

  • dude u need to get the fuck out of ur mums basement and stop bitching like a little fucking girl. and these guys can act a shitload better than u ever culd u know why cuz they actually got out of there moms basement but ur still down there u little fuck. get out of the house and go in the fucking sun already u look like a fucking white version of micheal jackson. so overall i think ur the FAG and u need to stop bitching like a lil girl and get out of ur moms basement. :)

  • bahahaha 7.00 whata faag :L lmao :)

  • well jason x,stupidest shit i ever seen on youtube.fuck that!!!could give a shit bout ever seeing jason x

  • lol icome on this video to watch jason x and i see a big fight goin on in the comments :L lmao

  • fack you

  • who is this knob jockey?

  • Pls answer my Question!

  • @ShotOfDEATHFilms Shut The Fuck UP! Get the hell off the computer you pathetic shit!

  • @Jawooosh wow, go eat some more mcdonalds you fat pig!

  • @ShotOfDEATHFilms dude fuck off who cares about his weight but you seem like a fat shit trying to be cool behind his keyboard fuck off

  • @Jawooosh wow u really call yourself a horror fan? how can u be a fan wen u hate on classic movies like FVJ and jason x? im a big fan of horror movies and its insulting to me when som1 like you comes along calling yourself a so called fan, stupid fag

  • @SEXGODshlong this coming from a guy who looks like he paid ron jeremy to fuck and blow his infected load into every hole in your face. No one will ever take you seriously kid.

  • @Jawooosh well your right so why r people complaining

  • @lambotopgear I'm right about what? And what are people complaining about?

  • @Jawooosh they say ur wrong about it being bad they think it is good when ur right about it being bad

  • @Jawooosh i loove jawooosh no homo man :D i always rewatch ur videos so funny

  • how did you get the music? pls tel me

  • @ShotOfDEATHFilms Ummm didnt you read his channel rules?

    Hes not going to awnser you

  • @Carlos56571 he a stupid fat bitch that all he is.

  • what the crap is your problem your a stinkin swearing machine he was upgraded RETARD!!!!!

  • I just realized that multiple games stole the idea of the Quake guns after Quake. Dead Space- Pulse Rifle

    AVP-Pulse Rifle

  • That dude is ten times scarier than any "Friday"-sequel

  • -Awesome Wooosh, you make me laugh so much! :)

  • totaly nerddddddddd

  • when does jason go to the restroom?thumbs up

  • yea ur right

  • why cant someone just load the movie without all this talking

  • @video77ab Cause your too much of a cheap dueshbag to go down to Wal-mart and pick up a copy for 3 damn bucks.

  • @Jawooosh and you're too much of a fat dick to keep your face out of the video

  • @231johnjohnson that made a hell of a lot of sense. Speaking of faces. where the hell is your face? Ahh really? I should have known your also too much of a Pathetic Pussy.

  • @Jawooosh, Seriously Internet QQ? Jawooosh Dont even bother to respond to douchebags like that or any other 12 year old minded fools who come here to QQ

  • @blockhet what the heck is QQ?

  • @Jawooosh Its when morrons don't have anything better to say other than complaining or whine if you may. They basically are a smaller verision of trolls to get attention :)

  • @Jawooosh Whine/Complaining, Just ignore douchebags like that and continue to make these great videos and I actually learn alot from watching your videos!

  • @231johnjohnson SERIOUSLY ?!?!? your calling him fat when he lost something like 40 pounds i think on his weight loss channel ? he dedicated a lot of his time towards it and your tryin to call him fat and that its just pathetic grow up and stop tryin to abuse him over the internet im sure he really doesnt care what you have to think about him

  • @Jawooosh hahahaha you just made my day so i subbed and your funny. I just watched this movie and it was the shittiest movie i have ever seen. Gay music, gay actors except the black guy. Gay story line, gay jason vorhees. gay special effects. Not realistic at all. Bad security. Bad ending. How the fuck could he come towards the space ship when hes in space? Gay outifts. Retarded people ass characters. Ugly tits. Stupid android.And How could jason kick down metal doors that are like 2 feet thick?

  • @Jawooosh bro a humanoid is for example something like a Gorilla, has human traits but it aint a human

  • @Jawooosh hey would you do anymore of these like reviews with movies and sequels?

  • i skiped dat whole scene withe da man tlking to da bitch on da computer butwen jasonfreezers da girl she turned in to a boneless peice of shit

  • favorite line ever lol

    "hey slappy!"

    "slappy, what a fag"

  • 3:57 I love how she looks at the eye, "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuhhhhhhh" GREAT ACTING!!!

  • yo who ever created this video go fuck urself ok cuz jason is kool ok so stp talking about him ok dick face mommas boy

  • @TheNikki3955 what the fuck? he is saying this movie sucks not jason! he likes jason ok!! and what are you? some 10 year old horror fan?

  • @LonesomePine369 hey that comment was my cuzin sry ok he dnt gt it sry n ya i agree with jawooosh

  • @LonesomePine369 and im 11 year old horror fan

  • CSI in the future

  • What the fuck is a humanoid????? XD

  • How dare you talk bad about this horror masterpiece! No im just joking. This movie is the biggest peace of shit I have ever seen in a theater. I walked out of the theater on this movie jason was covered in stuff that looked like tin foil. It is just a screw you us friday the 13th fans.

  • you missed one good point. Before this movie was made mad tv did a parody about Jason boarding a NASA ship and going into space.

  • Hahaha! This movie was so damn retarded, your comments were awesome

  • this movie is undescribably stupid

  • NO MORE FAKE ONES!!!

  • It's like Star Trek meets Jason... jesus christ it sucks...

  • i liked the jason masks. i liked jason killing. but wtf this whole fkin movie doesn't make fkin sense so gay man

  • hey i was wondering how do people put movie parts on videos?

    or other videos on videos?

    whoever knows send me a message please

  • dis took place in da future wear did freddy vs jason take place

  • Good point, how did they capture him? :/

  • Damn Woosh,

    You got some views on your vids..

  • 00:35 ew and wtf on 00:37

  • 00:35 ew

  • u r so funny

  • Shit uh...man Jason X, Freddy's Dead and Halloween Resurrection man tell me what is worse..Tell me please

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy The Gingerbread man. Awful

  • @pacmangod777 hmm well I'll check that out but since I love talking shit about shitty movies so I'll check

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy Its a shitty ass movie. LOL

  • @pacmangod777 Then it is my Duty (Lolz Duty) To watch that piece of shit movie :D

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy It is ur destiny

  • @pacmangod777 Then It'll be watched by me Mr.JxW

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy yes it will

  • i think the movie was epic but stopid has shit

  • dude its called its an old movie duhhhh if they made a new one it be alot better

  • @ludacrisnchris Jason X was made in 2001. How is it 'old'? And why do you think that matters?

  • @jeffbrister2004 the movie is old is what i said and 9 years makes a diff for 1 2 we got better technology and 3 they'd prob come up with a better story or better acting really

  • @ludacrisnchris the movie being almost 10 years old has nothing to do with it's shittyness or greatness...whichever you feel. movie making hasn't made any huge leaps and bounds since 2001... besides the graphics/special effects are probably the last reason this movie is bad. also...the did make the remake in 2009. do you think the acting was any better in that movie than this one?

  • @jeffbrister2004 are u kidding m movies just keep getting better and better like step up 3d fr instance or some of the newer ones out ya some of em suck like the last exorcism but still majority of the new movies out get better so wtf dude u obviously dont watch new movies do u

  • @ludacrisnchris im not saying that ALL movies that have come out recently are bad. Because obviously they are not. What Im saying is just because a movie is newer, that doesn't make it automatically better. Your original comment implied that if it simply were made in 2010 it would automatically make it a better movie. Which it wouldn't.

  • my question is this

    HOW IN THE WORLD DID JASON GET FROM HELL TO THAT CRAPPY RESEARCH FACILITY

  • What amuses me is that 445 years pass and nobody thought within that time to go downstairs and check out what happened to Jason and Whats-her-name... Is this explained? Been a while since I watched this.

  • i fuckin love tis guy hahahah

  • this guy is fuckin hilarious hahahahahahaha its fuckin true though haha the acting is utter crap hahahahahahahahahaha i wanna meet this guy hahahaha

  • Nipple scene. What the shit.

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  • I noticed Part 9's mask was shit also. Deformed with silver spray paint. Shit. Slappy my ass. Jason Fucktard. You have a good eye for shit scenes.

  • yeah know whats weird they did this so they could import futuristic technology into jason kills yet they only did that one time when jason goes all sub zero on her ass

  • dude i never really understood this movie

  • gordo tonto

  • dude all your videos need to be lik this it seems you got really lame, lik in other vid's your lik some asshole this has to be one of your bests

  • dude all your videos need to be lik this it seems you got really lame, lik in other vid's your lik some asshole this has to be one of your bests

  • i agree with everthing jawoosh just said... btw he's funny as shit xD ima watch pt. 2.

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  • i like his Jason X mask <3 but not that ueber Jason mask oO

    but in this move i looks so humanly

  • you have all the reason

  • ya i agree man it was fucked up especially when he gets that metal mask and did'nt he go to hell or did he kill satan and get back

  • ur stupid and fat ur retarded

  • Hey hey wait Jason X came before DOOM the movie So DOOM Ripped them off But this movie still licks ASS!!

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy ..... you honestly think DOOM was created after 2000?

  • @Jawooosh IDK maybe if I sound like a retard I'm sorry I NEVER LIKED THIS MOVIE

  • @Jawooosh great now i ahve a head ache from your ranting even though i agree but i do like it for some reason i guess its cause i am a real big fan of dumbass actors in a movie then scary movies

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy yea but the game doom and quake came before this so this still ripped them off

  • @WinchesterRulz ohh ok Thanks i never played the first games just the third

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy

    No.... Doom game, what game loooot earlier than jason x, had a gun called BFG

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy DOOM is from 1993 ¬¬ (it was a video game)

  • @spartanpancho117 That I know my brother had the game

  • @JoshyxXxWoshy doom was made in 1993 whered u get the thought of it being made after jason x

  • @NiggerDat No dude I knew DOOM Was made then I was talking about the movie and I know I'm a dumbass thank you Jawooosh ^_^

  • Jawoosh is right. This movie has so many problems. It was something we've never seen before and should never have seen. Who's friken idea was it to put jason into space? I swear that this movie should never, can't ever, and will never be accepted as a friday the 13th movie by the true fans. Rock on Jawoosh!!! Hey man when are you gona review on the new Friday movie? Thats something I'm dying to see.

  • the only best part of this movie is when the lady gets her head freezed and jason crushed it.utherwise this movie was shit.the director made so much mistakes! was he drunk or what?!!!by the way youre awesome and hilaurus.

  • lol man, u give the greatest yet logical rants..

  • May i ask were the directors high?!?!?! And may ask when are you going to make a new video, ive been waiting patitently for the next video

  • This feels like a sci-fi spoof movie that jason wandered onto the set of, just like freddy vs jason feels like a nightmare on elm street movie with special guest apperance by Jason Voorhees

  • Jason can beat the the crap out of you .

  • LOl in jason part 7 when you show his rotted ass LOl

    He looks like tar man from return of the living dead LMAO

    Or was it night of hte living dead??

    What ever you see what i'm saying.

  • LOl this is funny and true hahahaha

  • Does the mask in part 9 look metallic to anyone or is that just me?

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  • Damn,This movie sucked

    It's like Jason X was directed by Uwe Boll!

  • @MrOTK95 .... Uwe Boll's work is a Shit Load better than this Assholes bullshit.

  • no way this dirator although horrible is still better than Uwe Boll

  • @Jawooosh Ya but compare this to Alone in the Dark....

  • @Jawooosh I dont wanna be rude but . . . I think drinking a energy drink before reviewing a shity movie isnt a such a good idea!

  • @MrOTK95 please, don't mention that name. it's like the voldemort of directors- "He who must not be named" ....ugh i still have nightmares of house of the dead

  • @MrOTK95 And for the first 7 movies he couldn't afford a pair of leather gloves, then he sold em on ebay after 8th one

  • ur crazy man

  • lol what a brilliant review

  • is that beer can really big or are you really small?

  • Are you drinking a monster "BFC"?*

  • Are you drinking a Mondter "BFC"?

  • Dude you are fuckin hilarious...LOL!!! :D

  • I think it's funny how all of Jason's masks up to Jason X have the axe mark from Part 3....but in Part 7 Jason's mask was cut in half by Tina's mind powers. and Jason found a new mask in Part 8..which also had the axe mark? lol

  • u r right this movie is good but has some stupid ass shit in it like wrong mask or the guy get thrown threw a door or even where the fuck did he get his machete from....

    with this you inspired me to do my own blogging on movies

  • u r retarded because if it was made in 2010 he didnt get frozen until some years later so both of u r wrong to shut the fuck up

  • Also, you're an idiot for expecting Jason X to be a cinematic classic

  • 3:48 Oh my God I think they used the right mask again! What the fuck was wrong with it? Did it not fit the guys head so they used a shitty version that they probably got from a crappy Halloween store? I just don't get. I like how in this review you go from pissed off about the movie to making fun of it.