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  • This is why the world hates America.

  • MY GOD....

  • This is why human extinction is inevitable

  • I like how the tampon box isn't open which means they probably went and bought them before the broadcast...but the vodka bottle has already been opened...

  • America, we have failed...again

  • what in the fuck

  • Evolution really is a wonderful thing.

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  • hahahaha natural selection at its best

  • 2:49

    No way, every emergency room doctor knows the saying "fingers or tubes in every orifice". When you've got someone passed out with no obvious sign of malady, the last thing on your mind is "well I can't look THERE, gawsh". Saving a life means spelunking in every body cavity until the root cause is found.

  • thats gotta burn LOL

  • Thanks to the new, parents will now think that this is common. I'm in high school and have never known of this.

  • hey babe do you fancy a drink?

  • The best way to get drunk period.

  • KPHO: You never go full retard.

  • This reporter deserves a Pulitzer.

    

  • pff, people have been putting booze in their cooters and asses forever.

  • Brb, buying tampons and vodka.

  • @NoEffortMoney Also, "you won't throw up", they just completely sold this concept.

  • Americans

  • Ive done alot of drunken parrtying and i know NOONE who is that desparate,

  • I think it pretty stupid, I'm a teen and I wouldn't even do it. The thin!g is kid think stuff adult are aloud to do is cool. Being a drug attic is cool, being a drunk isn't cool! Right now, teen are being judged for being, druggies, drunks, and unsafe, even more. Just because some teen want to follow everyone else and not make their own opinion for their own life. Stupidity...

  • why dont the bottles of alcohol say caution not intended vaginal tampon insertion

  • If anything they just gave more dumb kids the idea to do it. I HATE LOCAL NEWS!!!

  • Sooooo.... where is the evidence? Where is the numbers of cases? I am too educated just to believe you without any numbers.

  • I don't know what's more disturbing, teens getting drunk or that American news reporters cant say the word anus. Penis and vagina are also refered to "down there" and "you know what".

  • So the cop heard 1st hand? How is this evidence that this is really happening? There was no indication that that the doctor in this video had seen patients. He is just describing what would happen. The media is running with this story. Show me a kid who went to the hospital cause he stuck a tampon up her vagina or his butt.

  • It's all good if you can get past the intense burning inside you even if you can get a soaking wet tampon inserted at all. And hopefully the lining of the walls of your vagina aren't permanently scared afterwards. I say, stick the vodka soaked tampon in your mouth just to be safe and besides, it’s much easier to do. Enjoy :)

  • Yea! Have at it bypasses your liver and you may get alcohol poising and die, problem solved.

  • Why am I even watching this :o

  • I'm sorry but if your kid is going that, they deserve what ever happens to them,thats just fucking stupid.

  • does it work if you put a tampon in your ass? lolz

  • @MaukaOne Um if you watch the video you will find out.

  • ROFL

  • uploaded on my birthday..

  • wtf? i would never ever stick a fuckin tampon in my ass to get drunk i would just drink it

  • LOL, i like how the vodka isn't full hahaha

  • WTFuck!

  • Uhhhh come one guys im only 23 do I really have to deal with kids being this retarded. Ill give you a hint, it's called drinking because your suppose to drink it..

  • I blame the parents

  • fuk canada

  • O my! Ha!

  • White people.

  • omgg yess now i know how to get smashed easy!!!!! thanks for the upload, great info!!

  • I think its funny the vodka bottle was opened with some of it gone and the tampons were open... what was she doing before that scene?? Haha

  • Really? I mean what the fuck. Just take a shot and deal with your parents the way it should be. We`ve all been there. This is just sick.

  • It do workeddddd

  • I'm gonna

    Try that lolz

  • @necrodominator suck cock I really am 14 retard.

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­haha yaaaaaaahahahaha lmao *tears* oh god!! hahahaha

  • woah instead of informing me of the dangers, all this video did was give me a new, quicker way to get pissed... and it's awesome!

  • shits so cash

    just shoved a tampon soaked in 151 in my ass, im so fucked up

  • Nobody does this. The news is always bullshit

  • Whats wrong with kids these days.?

  • Nonnnonononononono im fucked up for life just for seeing this shit

  • I don't even want to no how a guys inserts a tampon😝

  • Thats pathetic and messed up.

  • if it was me i would just get a coughmedicine bottle fill it with vodka orange juich and red food colorind

  • ...how does that even work?xD

  • What amateur newscasting...

  • @Mikuruification Hi i'm a 14 year old girl looking for friends, wanna talk?:)

  • @lkooe Or, you could be a 50 year old man.

  • @lkooe Never mind. You're channel says you're 31 years old. Anything you've got to say, pedophile? Stop trying to lure youths. You're sick.

  • Just because I watched this I'm going to try it and get drunk as fuck wit my friends

  • The cop is cute, and i wanna gay makeout with him!

  • how would they check this :S

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  • These are probably the same kids who snort bath salts.

  • "You need to get involved. Stop being your kid's friend and be their parent first." People seem to have forgotten that. That's a smart man right there.

  • @3catsoup Soooo,, being your kids' friend causes them to stick tampons up their ass?

  • kids in these days...Pathetic

  • i don't understand. i've never heard of this i find it hard to believe people actually do that..... like maybe it was a slow news day or something...

  • I mean milfs

  • there both hot

  • wtf

    

  • who the fuck would give themselves a beer/vodka enema

  • Fucked up

  • retard kids tday

  • the newslady sounds like velma :)

  • that's pretty fucked up and low considering how cheap alcohol already is in the states compared to canada which i pay upwards of 25.00 for a decent brand for a 26, now this is just sad, grow up kids, just my 2 cents!!!

  • fucking idiots. my already bleak view of humanity just got a little more bleak. Our species is evolving into an entirely different species and this one is not so smart.

  • um, thanks for teaching everyone how to do it?

  • that's a big ass bottle of vodka

  • :-|

  • wouldn't this burn like shit?

  • dafuq

    

  • This is a hoax

  • Fuck our generations, utterly disgusting.

  • YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

    BUDDY

    

  • why isnt that bottle of vodka full someone at the newsroom has been drinking

  • BYOT- Bring your own tampons

  • @IFailAtEverythingIDo Not fake. I know the doctor interviewed at Maricopa Medical Center... this is not a staged film with actors.

  • In school, we just drank at the lunch table in the open! Sooo easy to spike a drink beforehand.. kids cant think these days. oh yeah dont try this at school kids!

  • in my day Alcohol was ingested and pills were crammed up our anus'.. kids these days

  • BRB TAMPONS.

  • pics or it didn't happen... just saying

  • Beer up the ass! No wonder the youths are so fucked up nowdays. In my day we liked the taste of beer so we put it in our mouths....not up the ass.

  • this is kinda g4y

    :O

    wy would you put it in ur bum?

  • epic lmfao

  • Poor alcohol...

  • I'm 12 and wat is dis ?

  • its called BREATALIZER test, not BLOODSTREAMLIZER test.. 

  • @DemkVan and gas exchange from the bloodstream happens in the lungs.

  • This is just dumb...

  • Why are adults so hilariously misinformed? Maybe it's because they're waiting longer these days to become parents...

  • This is full of shit..I'm pretty sure as a teen if i wanted to get drunk i would go and drink.

  • @Spenser619 always someone looking for a quicker buzz. this isn't fake though, i know the doc that was interviewed.

  • @Spenser619 Why do you assume that everyone is on the same level as you intellectually? Most people are just mentally incapable of making proper decisions. It may not seems this way due to the internet being a place where most intellectually well-fit people come to hangout.

  • wonder why kids drinking and getting high? stress, yup thats right. Stress from school work. It's human bodies natural way of releasing stress, wanting alcohol or something to relax them. Find a new way to educate and make this world work or people will continue to consume drugs for their pleasure to get away from reality for a while.

  • What are they teaching in schools these days? Science and biology, only the smartest students could immediately link the effects of alcohol and the principle of osmosis, put the two together with an applicator is the true beauty of applied science.

  • i bet it burn

  • so is this like a party drink?

  • Well done America ! haha gay boys

  • who in the studio drank all that vodka is what i wanna know!

  • My generation, oh my :3

  • BAHAHAHA THIS IS DUMB AS SHIT

  • Just fucking drink it. Enough with this stupid teen bullshit. You're just becoming a statistic. I love getting tipsy and having a good time as much as the next person, but for fucks sake. Just be responsible. Get a designated driver. Know your limit. It's not that hard. Now, I'm going to go weep for humanity in a dark corner.

  • I knew kids were getting worse each year...but REALLY?!?! what are they teaching in schools these days?! how can anyone be this stupid...=_=

  • I know each generation asks this about the generation that comes after them... but seriously, are kids getting dumber and dumber?

  • @tattooskin72 Sigh I'm 15 I know hundred of people who drink regularly and no one has ever done this. It's all bullshit and I can never imagine kids pouring liquor in each others asses because no one actually does that. It's amazing that people assume that teenagers are insane creatures who don't know any better and need to shove things up their ass to get drunk.

  • @ThatGuyMorganWall I guess my comment wasn't just about this report, but about so many things I am witnessing younger people doing. I know this is probably just some rare crap that they picked up and decided to run as though it's a major epidemic among teens, when it's not. I've been pretty down on this world lately (well, the people who inhabit it I should say), so don't take what I said to heart. I know there are good people, younger and older out there.

  • @ThatGuyMorganWall maybe you hang out with a smarter group of friends! but who knows, now that it's been on the news they might try it. crazy.

  • It seems someone has already taken a few shots from the bottle!!!!

  • @kriskurtsallen loool, yeah that's the female test.

  • If tampons are made illegal, only criminals will have tampons.

  • at 0:28 i bet she drenk a bit of the vodka

  • Whatever happened to drinking out of the bottle?Taking Shots?!

  • is that the chick from red dead redemption, bonnie?

  • at first parent only had to worry if dicks were going in their daughters snatches

  • In the Cooter or in the Pooter, You're still drunk on your ass.

  • PUNCH YOUR KIDS IN THEYR F*** FACE: WHAT THE F??!?!?!? im 18 and i dont do shit like this.... WTF!!

  • @loogiline254 mitte et ma approveks sellist värki, aga kui sa 18 oled siis sind ei koti vahelejäämine, seega sul poleks põhjust sedasi teha. nad tegid sedasi selleks et vältida vahelejäämist.

  • @kohupiim55 khm. et sa teaks. 2 päeva tagasi 18.. khm... et ma ei ole ntks teinudki sellist sitta. Ja, et sa teaks "The National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 withholds revenue from states that allow the purchase of alcohol by anyone under the age of 21."

    Mis tähendab, et ameerika mõistes ma ei tohiks juua. Ja ikkagi no sellist lollust ei teeks.

  • @loogiline254 ei no otseloomulikult, sellise asja tegemiseks peaks juba poole tunni jooksul 5 liitrit viina ja pool kilo kokaiini manustama enne kui mõtegi pähe tuleks. Ja no kas tõesti on ameeriklastel raske leida siis kohta kus juua, tõesti, ulmelised meetodid, mis nad kiiremini tapavad kui ise usuvad, sest sellisel meetodil imendub praktiliselt kogu alkoholi kogus, suukaudu manustamisel läheb verre vaid 10%.

  • Nightclub is going out of business haaa

  • Nobody does this lol, they just drink it...

  • wtf thats crazy!

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  • im so doing that

  • idiots

  • this just does not happen

  • make girls use pads oh wait some idiot is going to figure out how to miss use that tooo...

  • This is for real?? I mean, they put that in their asses? Even DUDES???? Am I missing something?

  • This is proof of education failure. If they were taught about it instead of 99% of their classes beginning with "Now our four fathers..." then maybe they'd use their brain to come to the conclusion "Mmm, maybe I shouldn't do this because putting 40%+ alcohol in my ass/vagina sounds fucking stupid." Things that sound stupid, 99% of the time are stupid. I really wish kids would realise like I did that trying to be "cool" is pathetic, I'll even go as far as to call it primative.

  • Not that shocking really. Some people who can't drink alcohol because of stomach/throat/mouth problems, resort to an alcohol enema. When I was at school about 8 years ago, so many kids did such retarded things, like getting drunk when they were a teenager, when that drinking law is actually there for your own good so you don't consume alcohol while you're still developing. You'll have all the time in the world to get drunk as fuck when you're older. Being "cool" is not cool, realise that now.

  • god I wish I had a vagina right now

  • Guy in the backround: 1:25 "whoa, watcha said about my mom?"

  • so.. is a used one dipped in vodka a bloody marry?..

  • @ijdow haha

  • @ijdow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA.....phew...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

  • What next?  Cheesing?

  • Ooohhhhh Americans...

  • I'm in a high school with 4000+ other students and I have never heard this being done before. I seriously think one kid did this and their parent flipped shit and now the media is spreading it like wild fire.

  • If we lowered the drinking age like every other country in the world this wouldn't be an issue. I can join the army at 16/17 with my parents permission, vote, drive, and buy porn but I can't swig a beer till im 21? How retarded is that? Also if we taught our children a drink now and then doesn't kill you and not to over do it we wouldn't need to shove tampons up are vagina and asses.

  • @surrency1992 man no matter how weird the laws are in your country i don't see why you'd ever NEED to shove tampons up your ass/vagina..................

  • @surrency1992

    USA having the 21 legal drinking limit is one of the only American laws I like, albeit they could lower it to 20, but it is there for your own good. It won't ever be lowered until schools actually teach about drugs, instead of "That's the law, if you do/take something that we've made illegal, then that's your own fault". Don't expect anything in the UK or USA to make logical sense. If you want to live somewhere that isn't retarded and actually makes sense, move to the Netherlands.

  • u can put them in your armpit instead of ur rectum lol

    If people are afraid of kids getting drunk and dying.... let them smoke some weed.... you can't OD on weed, but u can EASILY OD on alcohol when u are unexperienced and trying to be cool

  • ZA FUK!!?

  • Thats so fuckin American!

  • @desecrationfly Don't throw us all together like that. Everyone has their shitty people. We're not all like that. Plus, it's the government's fault for depriving us of alcohol.

  • Im proud of them honestly... Just DONT use scented tampons, they taste like chemicals.

  • @madmaxbocka lol

  • Only with public drinking beeing prohibited would anyone even think of consuming alcohol through the wrong body cavity.

  • hah i used to stick tampons up my ass soaked with vodka

  • Coming soon: The FARTALYZER test.

  • @dekeeg You mean qweefalizer

  • Ever heard of shot glasses junior?

  • Hopefully this will sterilize those kids. People need to stop procreating.

  • You can DIE from doing this.

  • So if I dangle my cock in Vodka will it also work?

  • This is probably the best information i've received today.