How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended

[MrAwesomeo19]

Why dosen't this have more than 2,283,000

[SuperDemo19]

THE PILOT IS FROM LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tdvigil]

wtf

[BarrelRollking]

should have been:

Jurassic park? more like jurassic Poop

[MidnightWolf669]

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTS!!

[playterraria2]

THE HELICOPTER PILOT IS FRANK LAPIDUS FROM LOST

[ThePeregrinestar]

Raptors found the weapons closet.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[Zaptor111]

Ray survived. He used another choppa. -_-

[chiarahensley]

Racist jokes are not funny. Nothing ironic anything logical about what should have happened. Another unfortunately terrible film.

[lXMaverickXl]

I LOVE how it eats Timmy first >:-)

[BuRR8135]

Tony Montana Raptor

[MapleHero120]

"Enough is enough. I've had with these motherf'ing raptors in this motherf'ing island!!!" Best quote from his best movie!!!

[EagleAnimation]

"New Message from: R4PToRz_69

Subject: Guns

Found the weapons closet.

LOLZ! ;-)~

chomp chomp,

the Raptor

Replay Cancel"

LOLZ

[IBehappy4ever]

LAPIDUS

[hardplayproductions]

The pilot at the end is frank lepidus!

[molltdoglover]

"hold to your butts! "?!?!?!? lol XD

[ShinyGamez]

What does "LOLZ" mean?

[LucidGwynbleidd]

haha i died.

[Dragon456345]

0:16 ploploploplo ahahah xD

[BLAH4610]

"Oh NO! She's advanced to some future language!!"

&

"Say hello to my little fri------"

=

two of the best parts :D

[mistylm80]

The boy should have givven them the gun in the movie.

[DezereeT]

yum

[aaawhan]

lolz

[CounttomS]

R4PToRz_69 @1.33, gotta love the subtle deetz lol

[4Dubo]

That was the part of the movie that pissed me off the most

[lilN12]

Lepidus!!!

[sharkbait1005]

Adam watch this!

[zero8hallows]

found the weapons closet. LOLZ! ;-) chomp chomp the raptor

[zero8hallows]

that boy should gave them the gun.

[chanman981]

LOLZ BEAST MOVIE I WISH I WAS THIS GOOD

[littleblackdemonpaw]

'say hello to my little frien... *dies*' looooooooolz

[Me4evermanga]

ThAnKs FoR wAtChInG! LOL :P

[Me4evermanga]

ThAnKs FoR wAtChInG! LOL :P

[Me4evermanga]

ThAnKs FoR wAtChInG! LOL :P

[SuperGeneral64]

Why does alan's scar switch sides

[JPW383]

This is just funny on all levels. good stuff.

[nickremick1]

lol the pilot at the end is the pilot from lost from season 4,5,6

[thefifthrace93]

The Dino in the helicopter at the end was hilarious.

[Yooperthing]

My family is looking at me weird because I can't stop laughing.

[HubbaBubbaKiller]

isint that lapedis?



[TheJJproductions1000]

I loled at the snakes on a plane stuff

[rilenator99]

"Trying to reboot the system*pftt* that's not going to work"

"yes it will..."

"no it won't"

lols

[mordekaiandbigrigs]

this is by far one of my most favorite ones that he made

[singingforevergirlie]

" oh I get it a black arm falls on you and u just assume its mine? " haha

[skatingisepic98]

love it how dr grant has 2 cuts on both sides

[griffyn1231]

I'm back SUCKAS!

[MrIjustknow]

"I didn't get elected to be helping a bunch of fat cat bankers on wall street"

"but g-

[bvbborussia091]

"IM BACK SUCKEEERS" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D LOOOOOL

[theagemon5]

ive had it with these mother f ing raptors on this f ing island lolz

[cameronTHEKID1]

Hold on to your butts!! That shit always made me laugh when I was little XD

[MAKAROV142]

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTT!! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTT!!

[TheSvett]

Hold on to your butts!!! best quote ever in that situation XD

[TheSoulessWar]

Raptor sounds like trunks.

[alexis2kool]

That was mother F-ing lame!

[LethePhlegethon]

Hey, do you guys get your asses sued if you use the real music? John Williams' theme is so much better than the midi shit on this vid.

[MegaYaseen123]

3:00 made me jump outa my chair ,, thumbs up if same was the case with one of u

[shinken2000]

enough is enough

ive had enough of these motherf'n rapters on this motherf'n island

[blackCuddles]

"shes advance with future language" lolz

[rilenator99]

"Trying to reboot the system*pftt* that's not going to work"

"yes it will..."

"no it won't"

lols

[luig10909tv]

thimbs up if you heared ray say grab your butts atthe end

[44mrrandom]

"Found the weapons closet.

LOLZ!

*TIM* what does LOLZ mean?

*GRANT*SHE'S ADVANCED TO SOME FUTURE LANGUAGE!

[Mr23urAdouche]

@44mrrandom hhaha, hey check out "The Geek shop trailer (Epic version)" in HD

[mephilest1]

why chuck norris not kill all dinosaur... again

[TheFordistMan5]

SAMUEL! Watch your language... its fucking not fing..

[SylarGrimm]

Lapiduss!!!!

[Trixspeed]

Ha Ha Ha Ha ... You gusys are amazing! :)

[lukeido1]

and they lived happily ever after

[TrentSteeele]

Not Tiny Tim!

[Jayet101]

LOL. Yeah your laughin!

[Ju87s]

lol was the pilot in the helicopter the guy from Lost?

[welcometodivercity]

FINALLY! TIMMY DIES! I CAN LEAVE THIS EARTH A HAPPY MAN!

[Dementeddizzy79]

R4PToRz_69

[TheNoahwilson22]

space panda

[1997goblue]

ur ass is parked

[BrandonToTheT]

SAMUEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[lightsaberlukefan5]

What the hell. why did Tim die?

[incinerator950]

The Dilophosaurus at the end was brilliant.

[killchoi091]

found the weapons closet

LOLZ!!~~...

LOLOLOLOL!!

[ratu6744]

1:57 Enough is Enough!!!

[ratu6744]

1.57 Enough is Enough!

[Roscue2]

At least Samuel Jackson lived... I think ?

[Ashenfly]

I just watched the whole video, And it was acualy pretty close to the discription I was hoping for in the comment I posted a minute ago lmao

[Ashenfly]

I kinda hoped this would be the T-rex tearing apart every building, person and dinasaur in its path. then fight spinosauras and Win.

& mabye stomp on Genius raptor

[bunyamin360]

haha found the dog at 2:05 in the background. skeleton dog that is

[TheShirshir2]

I know because I dug up their bones!!

[TheShirshir2]

I know because I dug up their bones!!

[darkwing405]

You Got Mail.

[GodFaThEr09877]

1:45 i'm back sukas

[FrostbiteCinemaYT]

Why didn't they just Nuke the island in the first place?

[aimlesssquiggle]

LAPEDUS!! 

[bw831]

"Found the weapons Closet. LOLZ! ;-)~ chomp chomp, the Raptor". Is that not the funniest thing you've ever seen!?

[singingforevergirlie]

oh I get it..so a black arm falls on you and you just assume its mine? haha

[ihaveagun22]

fail

[Kr0x32]

* insert video quotations here *

[Retcrow]

Hmmm I think I prefer the original ta.

[AinSophAur33]

Whoever did that Samuel L Jackson voice sounds EXACTLY like the real guy.

[monkey298]

@AinSophAur33 I'm pretty sure than anybody who uses a deep voice and says "I'm sick of these mother fucking _______ on this mother fucking _______" (fill in the blank) sounds EXACTLY like samuel l jackson... go ahead try it.  This one's free buddy. Everybody gets one ;)

[t1me2die1]

Lmao the raptors email account name is "R4PToRz_69" hahahah it made an account that quick!

[TheGallifreyanChild]

@t1me2die1 She was a 'cleaver girl' after all even though it kinda sounded like a dude....

[HelloShitty08]

*Quotes the video*

*Gets a bazillion thumbs up*

[swedish0spartans]

@HelloShitty08 Dont you mean... A DINOZILLION thumbs up!??!?! :DDDD

[HelloShitty08]

@swedish0spartans :D

[killingzombies13]

found the weapons lolz

[jbdancer00]

Lol when the t-rex came and the black guy said jold on to your butts!! Hold on

To your butts!! I almoat fell off my chair bc i was laughing so much xD

[Zlarel]

To be fair, the guy WAS the only black guy on the island. There were only ever a dozen people there anyway.

[RObtimusPrime1995]

who voiced Samuel L Jackson?

[Riddelltv]

Haha! More like jurrasic plop! Haha am I right huh am I right! Yah you're laughing!

[thattotally]

You know, Lost SHOULD have had dinosaurs. It would certainly have made crappy season 5 and disgusting season 6 a whole lot better. I certainly think so.

[daneyboy88]

Juraasic park...our fences SUCK =]

[jasondeblanc1]

more like jurasic plop haha.. am I right yeah... am I right yeah... yeah you're laughing! LOL

[MultiVlien]

Need moar gun wielding talking dinosuars.

[MrBoris18]

New Message from R4PToRz_69 :D:D

[thornsx]

That email is the best.

chomp chomp

[Tabbimura]

0:46 This kid is not doing anything right now.

[ShinobiGarth]

now i want a movie where raptors fight other dinosaurs with guns

[Tabbimura]

@ShinobiGarth

You know what I want? Second season of "Terra Nova" where they find a village of inteligent Dromeosaurs. Also continuation of "Primeval"

[LILjazzjazz]

0:14,

Old Guy:Welcome to Jurassic-

*gets smothered by poop*

Me: xD

[flint757]

Where did the gun come from??? For reelz

[HerpDerpDerpTV]

I am a STEGO- SAURUS!

[Ianfrogman]

I am I stegosaurus with diarea

[somedoodudontno]

"it was a power goes out"..... It's WHEN the power goes out...I'm glad you listened carefully and studied the phonetic sequence of the ending.

[TheGetitLate]

"hold on to your butts! hold on to your butts!" so good :)

[ckmknight88]

lmao "if only there were someone not doing ANYTHING that could reach this gun real quick" I was thinking that as a child every time i watched that damn movie...which was a lot!

[TriceratonKing]

lol the raptor is hackr

[TriceratonKing]

lol better than the move

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

the raptor kinda sounds like a gay guy from the show family guy

[gallopingcrazy]

XD LOL LOVE IT XD

[doom13069]

If you look close there are dog skeletons on the wall.

[TheCoolperson1996]

621 people were pooped on by dinosaurs.

[LygattoArrow]

yay, black guy no die first~ :D

[TheNutbrain205]

Holy shit...Hollywood made me racist and think that only one black person was there...damn you Hollywood 

[guitarman0365]

@TheNutbrain205 everbody else left for the docks he was the only black man there HE was the one that went to turn the breakers back on. If he didnt get killed the power would have been turned on and he would bave returned eliminating the need for satler to go do it. It is not racism it is pure common sence.

[TheNutbrain205]

@guitarman0365 Ah, well said. But, I wouldn't worry too much about what I said. I was pretty drunk

[ahums15]

Doctor Grant, my dear Doctor Sanders. . . Welcome, to Jurassic hablblbbllblblblblblbblbbl. . .

Ew-hoo, more like Jurassic Plop! XD

[SgtGibler1987]

Raptor: Hey guy's can you let me in? I really want to kill everyone in that room. Lol. Best line!!!

[ZeZombieKiller]

Stil one of my fav movies :)

[tjhanlon1]

Jurassic park we don't know how to build a fence because stuff just bikes right through it was a power goes out chomp chomp chomp chomp

[cyberman234]

@tjhanlon1 It's "Bites right through it when the power goes out" Why would dinosaurs have bikes?

[62gaganc]

@cyberman234 Why would they have guns and make Al Pacino references, either?

[cyberman234]

@62gaganc At least those references happened in the video. At what point were the dinosaurs on bikes in the video?

[62gaganc]

@cyberman234 I agree with your original comment, actually. I was just pointing that out :)

[bestshowontheweb]

@cyberman234 Because Lance Armstrong is their Hero.

[RomanCoronado]

@cyberman234 Because they have evolved....were you not watching the video? :)

[walkingdead454]

lol he found guns... how does he know were to look???

[dec177fun]

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTT

[xxihcatixx]

look charlie it's a leoploradon!

[Dshurd1]

@xxihcatixx a magical leoplurodon

[AwesomeAnimators]

NO TOP COMMENT THIS IS MY CHANCE!

cheese

[obsidialord]

@AwesomeAnimators thats not funy at all lol.u have to say like bewbz or like nipples xD

[4ZanderU]

2012? Anyone?

[pulkmees]

Lol, Lapidus at the end.

[gallopingcrazy]

what does lolz mean?

Im back suckers say hello to my little friends x_X

LOL

[MsSkullkid09]

doesn't Tim look like Charles from x men first class?

[MsSkullkid09]

lol  1:06 to 1:08

[MrDavid34567]

Go Niger

[9ty9percent]

Lol black guy ftw

[DarkTitanKnight]

lol dude from lost at end

[MrLucas2701]

watch it right till the end its hilarious the last 15 seconds

[vmp8r3]

best lines of video, "you guys have a gun & u haven't used it yet!?!?!" b/c "if only there was someone not doing anything that could help reach this gun. We can shoot it in the face!!!" Yeah, Tim.

[vmp8r3]

@1:09, "Don't...Don't encourage her!" Lol.

[ShyteKreek46]

Now THAT is one big pile of shit!!!

[ahums15]

619 people were shot by gun-toting philosoraptors.

[MrImOriginal]

I guess samuel L Jackson is in everything lol

[badKevin100]

That was retarded!

[DrMag1k]

hahahahahahahahahah

[thewitchingh0ur]

aaaaa LOST awesome

[allanpika1]

shooowwwww

[KodierungHerz]

C'mon newfags, enought with the philosoraptor bullshit.

[ccsniper]

hold on to your butts hold on to your butts!!!

[pickles454]

What does "Lawlz" mean?

[kzamo2]

Loiz

[LordStarscream100]

1:46 I'm back, suckers! Say hello to my little friend! >:D

Thumbs up if you watched the very ending