KINGS OF KAUKAU: Episode 1 - King Moco

[munghini]

how did we get an ostrich egg? dont worry bout it... lol

[MoMo69LUVIN]

7:19-7:28 " just like that " hahahhaa jk

[kuikila96795]

thats looks F!@#@k good man

[mr808kingz]

7:12 too funny

[ces150ify]

S T R O K E!!!!!

[SkrillexInHawaii]

we bring back that GREEN RIVER SODA

[Waimeathug]

LMFAO.......hoi dis kings of kau kau is fucken mo-betta an mo Mento den epic meal time!!! ps wea u get that EGG from? i like buy lol put that faka in my saimen hahaha

[itzJoePeezy]

So this is like a Hawaiian Epic Meal Time? Lol.

[25legoman]

well im from florida and i love this channel

[itostrong923v]

Your video is a favorite on Lome



[didIDooothat]

hahahaa portuguese sawwwwusage turkey pattie.. nummmmnumms dudes

[shrimpin2001]

hahaha you guys killed me with '"little breaded gifts under the gout tree"

[rettek808]

Dang!! where do you guys get the money to buy all of the ingredients!?

[808israel]

egg...........................­..EGG!!!!!!!!!!!

[xom00nox]

World Record Loco Moco!!!

[fwb4u]

Cuz thats one meal right there for us Hawaiians

[nerdcorehawaiian]

After seeing this I now want to see an EPIC IRON CHIEF battle between the the KINGS of KAUKAU and EPIC MEALTIME crews.

[alatinikurls]

Share some!!! Lol

[XXxMizzJojoxXX]

Hahahaha u crazy mofo braddahs and one sistah! I would love to join in on that feast. The zoo scene was fricken hilarious!!! Love the end too when u guys were having a kanak attack & didn't wanna talk...went nai nai instead! U guys F-in rock like that one ton at the end. ;-P

[josebracken]

130+0 ha ha ha ha ! Greetings from Lucky T. Tinio, Manila Bus, Hugh Jass

[stang9746gt]

Awesome, next time save me one bite. Cameron

[ookamiosu]

bahgah looks chee pono ono

[Polishkronik808]

Haaahahaha..dear miss piggy we eating yo ass! Chee hawaiians!!

[jokerman213]

I miss Cafe 100!!

[rastaraven52]

EPIC MEAL TIME!!! CHEEEEEEHUUUUUU!!!

[alikabee]

Portuguese SAWWWSAGE

[MammaleousMaximus]

bring back dat GREEN RIVER SODA!

[holokaiz]

look ono braddahz! How come no one speak pidgin?

[SkylineDreams]

@holokaiz Haole handicap, lol. They no can appreciate what we eating if they can't understand, ah?

[jefter7676]

Holy Shit Ian, when did you guys start making vids? Is everyone from the Mililani Store?

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

Wow this was fucking sick. I about as far away as I can get from you guys and still being in North America. Nova Scotia.

[MindaFoxtrot]

Haha Canadians. :P

[RvrGenetics]

Fuck yeah, the good kind of stupid cooking!

[Jinjoooo]

Pure 808 gold!

[tbailey2185]

I like that this actually looks edible.

[TOWINGBILLY808]

im down to pound... FOOD

[Notime2Play]

do you guys cater? lol

[bizcut]

hoh bah dis vid was jokez bu

[ddrz09]

Ho fuck i'm high and now I stay watching this. fuck me.

[cliffbigredd0g]

ONLY IN HAWAII.

[ReptaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

THAS FUCKINN HAMMAH!

[tigermix83]

Super shooting star balut somersault casserole next!!!!

[Dwdsuicide]

now i wanna go to hawaii for this...

[sakura1616]

Holy shizz. Look so good! My mouth stay watering already. xD

[okashi10]

GOOD LORD

I think I passed out.

[evilbunny13]

ok..come to ewa beach..me an some bruddas is in NEEEDD of such mastery

[RedNeckCracka]

this looks awsome!

[moaniwx]

You folks are GENIUS!! Laughed the whole way through..cheeee hoooo!

[awiorg]

i want that guy tp be my chef :/

[yoassgoinhateme]

Brah this is just a spinoff from the epic mealtime guys... Not creative at all just making local shit bigger. Plus this guy trying to sound like the epicmealtime guy. Typical kanak trying to be someone else...!  Scrubs...!

[atomicsoda88]

brah we should do a collab video, it'd help you guys get more subscribers. u guys stay on oahu?

[jovenard]

ho shit! I thought was crazy when you guys made one bowl, but things got nuts when had two! So good da food!

[AnimatedMusician]

DAMN!!! LOOK ONO!!

[MrNinjaXP]

Lmao At 7:39

[naiBEBZ]

I'm so ready for a King Moco!! BRING IT ON.

[SICAL808]

Jumbo size loco moco...AWESOME! Wanna try making one for myself! Chee Whoo Aurite!

[Konulaka]

was mean but why tryin to TALK like the epic mealtimes guys...you guys local? then be local!! no need COPY the way the haole guys talk! show them how HAWAI'I do!

[TheSheow]

sigh, you fuckwits are ripoffs, you do and film everything like EMT... fucking lol you even try and talk like him lol???

[actr808]

LOL the 2 that disliked it stay on a diet! XD

[actr808]

OMG!!! I WANT A ROUND OF THOSE!! :D

[teamcyclone]

AWESOME!! Thanks for the video it brings back the islands I Miss it...

Make More !!!

[PlottedFate]

did anyone else notice at 6:05 that the boss dude looked over and had that face on like "Bitch, shut the hell up"?

[HawaiiMermaid]

Oh man...I like grind!  Do you cater? Good job, guys. Good fun,

[PapaP808]

THIS IS JUST GREAT!!!! :D

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[TheIslandhunnie]

I LOVE ALL U GUYS!!! Ur my all time favorite cooking show.....if ever you guys come to okinawa ..dinner at my house for real!!! We can throw it down here too ...but not as big as the kings of kaukau....awesome vids! LOVE U ALL....ALOHA FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN!!!

[jonnay75]

Haha did you guys fly to Oahu just for that shot by the zoo? xD



[inescapablyLeibod]

@jonnay75 they live on Oahu

[cavsdoaner]

"guess what? fucking made two!" hahaha good shit

[Soljahboy666]

Was that Cafe 100 in the beginning of the vid?

[infamoushatch]

awesome video..very entertaining.

[brahdaglenn]

keep it up boys.... great job... maybe ill sponsor your next crave

[esdicul]

hahaha, you guys are awesome!

[GDUBDIEGOBROWN]

This is the BESTEST!!!

[HubbaBubbaLovers1413]

@nigahiga omg i love your videos im so glad u finally wrote a comment!!

[fsp394]

oh my god...  *subscribed*

[Nateltrxc]

Great Video loved every bit... Transitions, Music, Footage, Timing, Funny SHIT, and story line.... Very Well Put Together! 

[Eannri]

This is awesome!!

[mrHeydere]

haha chicken katsu

[NicolleBaaaaaaaaaby]

Keeep doing this you guys are...EPIC

[djgitana]

EGGGGGGGG!

Haaa! Great video!

[ShArInGaNaVaNgEr666]

.....o.o....... now i know why Heart disease is the #2 killer in the world......None the less that shit looks good as fuck..... I'm hungry now.

[w3cutn0obs]

I love you guys cook with chopsticks, amazing.

[stessaboi]

I loves me a good loco moco. good stuff man!!

[iriejuju]

WoW!! Looked ono braddahs! I Like try make those bacon mac salad balls haha Buggas look SIC!! @sical808 u down w/da SICness mah braddah. Cheee!

[StarryxNight808]

gotta do adobo next :)

[andymyster2030]

Please make more!

[lynelleokuhara]

big island mo bettah....funny stuff guys Mahalo nui

[hopoealoha]

Great video! What an amazing feat!

[SICAL808]

That was awesome! lucky you guys could make it and sample it...That looked tasty brah! Aurite.

[kimmer6]

Its Ono.

[Karmagasm]

Real nice spoof, I see a day when all cuisines the world over have an epic meal time variation and what a glorious day that will be.

Also on the rock moving bit in the end I couldn't help but think "SAME COULD BE ASKED OF YOU, SON" when he asks that question, I felt bad but still laughed.

[bigcrapper96]

Hawaiians bathe in mud and eat their own. I hate Hawaii and everybody in it.

[TheIshoda]

@bigcrapper96 Awwww....umad?

[808sun5h1n3]

@thebibleisfiction U must be one fuken haole yea u punk i like c u try and do dis kind shit come to hawaii so i kan kick u in da face dum haole nice job guys u guys r funny and pretty good keep it coming...

[timmyVjr]

oh braddahs keep it up! Hope to see more local Grindz if you guys continue making vids... So much possibilities!

[Kolon999]

In their own way, I think Locals are at least as serious about food as the French. Probably somewhat more...

[Kamakazi242012]

new episode soon?

[Kevierae]

You guys really piss me off 'cause now I'm DYING 'FO EAT! And where da kim chee, brah? LOL!!

[BSunLee]

Using Utensils? What a bunch of noobs!

[110069er]

craaaaaaaack up! mahalos for the laugh...and thanks for giving credit where credit is due...Cafe 100, "Home of the Loco Moco" is the line i came up with back in the eighties when they were my main client under my ad agency...it was crucial for the world to know just where the loco moco was invented...you guys are awesome...what an awesome video...love the tongue-jobs...ha!...keep it up...stay ova hea on oahu...miss home...one day come back...alohas, kawika crowley

hawaii78.com

[9829544]

7:19 awesome! ^^

[PlottedFate]

the only reason why i hate this? IM FUCKING STARVING NOW!!!!!!

[fulltimeweirdos]

Kings Of KauKau? More like Kings Of KaKa after you eat all that.

[gilven00]

I think you guys are doing a great job! Funny and looks so damn tasty.

[trojanshawaii]

LOL, epic jacking an egg from honolulu zoo!!!!

[EM0crayon]

Dude, seriously, i wanna make those bacon Mac salad balls! Maybe I'll make it at work, come to genki sushi! Hah

[yaplesyrup]

"yummy yummy for your tummy" haha

[MarkFromHawaii]

Wat no kiawe charcoal grill mark action on the patties? Aww c'mon Hawaiian! Nah j/k. Awesome and epic bruddahs!

[KingMark99]

this is great. only thing that was off was the use of common utensils... no regular size forks you need to eat that shit with a laddle or a samurai sword or some shit.

i enjoyed this though, far better than any of the other EMT attempts ive seen. hit me up if you want some next level ideas. im fcking smart

[LeggoMyNooks]

This is the healthiest meal I've ever seen. haha

[ElmaCannonPrieto]

mahalo this bitches...

[pinoying]

@mrfishpoo I love your channel! Great videos

[mrfishpoo]

@nigahiga i love your channel! Great videos

[ZenmaDT]

Hilo boys!

[cantucki]

how the egg meannn ahh

[liquidpaper128]

We beat our meat. lmao.

[sidnitzz]

WHERE DID YOU GET THE OSTRICH EGG?  D:

[lasersgopewpew77]

bacon mac salad balls look mean. i would grind all of that!

[ckuulei]

AKAMAI! I'm on Kauai right now and i'm gonna make this next week! No zoo's here...wanna send me one of those ostrich eggs?? :DD

[KINGSOFKAUKAU]

@ckuulei haha sorry, we ate 'em... but show us video or pics of the finished product!

[ckuulei]

AKAMAI! I'm on Kauai right now, and i'm gonna go make this next week!! :D

[Kamakazi242012]

KANAK ATTACK

[ahnocan]

this is WAYYY better than EMT. yeah bra this shit is the bomb. it looks so gross but i would love to try it. white rice loco moco? smart. kalua pig fried rice loco moco? AKAMAI. hahah good shit bah

[dpoonify]

I am sure this is good, but its one of those things that looks so disgusting and especially the people cooking it wants to make me barf.

[djmemoirs]

@dpoonify If the guys cooking it are Phat then it's gotta be good like Sam Choy.  You FAKA

[erikaau]

amazing! my friend got me into watching EMT, and you guys were pretty right on! and really just one question: WHERE DID YOU GET AN OSTRICH EGG?!?!?!

[johnjpa808]

Haha I love you guys. Come on how you get da egg?

[williamkava]

wok da wok

[wjc1952]

broke da mout



[sh3lieMa3]

10,000 calories! xD DAMN!!!

[tallchineseguy]

Awesome Job. Epic Poke Bowl would flip non locals out. "Look at all this RAW FISH"

[NaTeYoSh]

you guys are my idols!!!! hahaha. I'm in the mainland right now, and this makes me miss the local grindz. Can't wait to get home and eat some real food. lol

[Jimjammajay]

This was fucking awesome...would love to see you come to Oahu and make an epic malasada as big as a car, load it on a flatbed, and roll to Leonards like "WHAT NOW BU!"

[okashi10]

YEEEEAAAAHHHH. YEAAAAAAHHHHHH. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *faints at the 1:50 mark* ............ *revival* TARO ROLLS!!! *blackout again* .......... *revival again* EGG! EGG! EEEEEEEGGGGGGG!!!! *nosebleed and faint* ..................

I think my my stomach just exploded. And an ovary or two.

This is seriously one of the best Epic Meal Time parodies I've ever seen. And brah, where they HECK did you get TWO ostrich eggs? HOLY MOLY.

[phatboyc777]

this is better than epic meal time.

local kine food is wassup! cheeee

[koleahills]

2,714 views and more negativity here then some videos I see with over a million views...unreal

[daniyellowjello]

That can be an entire potluck..I hope you never ate it all by yourselfs

[PapayaMomKailua]

Holy delicious, do you plan to post your gravy recipe?

[Kamakazi242012]

Try to put your own spin on it though. The talking/shouting in the intimidating voice like the guy from EMT wasn't exactly the best. I know it's kind of a stereotype to talk like a moke or something, but maybe add some of that. idk.

[Kamakazi242012]

hahaha Lincoln Park.

[botoboi]

The gout tree! hahaha mean

[chamoruboy64]

... for all you ca-na-dians. Lmao

[Tsuji87]

chee hu, hilo represent

[AznSamurai86]

man that looks good...

[Phrey]

Spiffy for the win

[thatwasspiffy]

great job boys, very proud, @thebibleisfiction, if it was a clone, then wouldn't the boys be making the same ish as EMT.....I don't see the same name, so it cant be a clone. Clone i believe is the same thing.....Can you do any better...if so please show...if not....sit down and have a cup of STFU...thank you and have a good day =)

[thebibleisfiction]

Oh boy another shitty EMT clone...

[KINGSOFKAUKAU]

@thebibleisfiction That's funny, Epic Meal Time THEMSELVES think what we're doing is pretty good:

[bancholibre.tumblr.com/post/5­­­413541201/it-pays-to-do-your­-­h­omework]

Please be more constructive with your criticism. Thanks for watching!

[hondasdream]

@thebibleisfiction eh..nobody likes what you have to say..They're doing it BIG!.. shoots.

[skullcrusher1313]

@thebibleisfiction You are a gay faggot who thinks the bible is fake.

[KingMark99]

@skullcrusher1313 haha thats what the name implies, yes

[skullcrusher1313]

@KingMark99 lol

[xoxester]

@thebibleisfiction

so it's similar to epic meal time? that doesn't make this bad. it's just as funny, and as good imo.

[TheMrTurnage]

I'm jelly. Why didn't I get any of this stuff when I was in Hawaii????????

[JLbang3r]

This is the most epic thing i have ever seen

[platelunchmonster]

Subscribed. Keep up the awesomeness guys! The kanak attack at the end was classic.



[phant0mh0b0]

WE EATIN YO ASSSSSSSSSSS.

[Fancysaltedpeanut]

FUK YEAH EPIC MEAL TIME GOING ISLAND BOI!!

[rawrrrcookies]

How much did that cost for you guys to buy all the ingredients?

[ce3jay]

you guys should do wendell's laulau from Rap Reiplinger!

[KINGSOFKAUKAU]

@ce3jay funny you should say that...

[TA420859]

EpicMealTime doesnt compare to the Kings of KauKau!!!! 808 BORN AND RAISED ALL THE WAY

[diex4xhi]

Dats a Monsta!!

[enkei3836]

is that rocky?

[momoney433]

so many great lines. all love brothers!

[Ionizzle81]

Wassup epicmealtime !! Come out and plaaayyyy !

[i8dog808]

Ostrich egg......thats a friggen ostrich egg!

[snowsmileBOC]

that was amazing

[ayelogan]

why the fuck are you guys eating with forks!?

[KINGSOFKAUKAU]

@ayelogan What else are we supposed to do with them?

[munden1971]

Nice video. That was a lot of work cooking all that and I am sure the filming and post production took a little time also. 

[doggiepowers]

hahaha kanaks!!