But then once you went to the bathroom.. The crap would simply fall back through the portal. Shooting back up your anus. Start thinking with portals more my friend.
@iBackstabbCA But the crap would go through the portal.. then go through the other portal which is facing upwards, so the poop would fall back into the portal and teleport back to the one in the toilet and smack onto your ass...
@iBackstabbCA no thats not right but what if u put a portal anywhere then put a portal in the toilet wait for someone to go on the toilet then piss in the hole thats not in the toilet but piss in the other portal and enjoy
why do all movies like this move so slowly? like after picking up a portal gun you go "ahh I can run around freely wheee hehe I'm so fast look how fast I am oh I picked up a gun + camera now I have cerebal palsy."
It's kind of fail. After a portal was shot, the thingies didn't light up showing witch 1, only the circle was there, if that was changed it would be epic win.
If you were to go through an infinite loop in real life (falling forever) and tried to get out of it, you would die because of how fast you would hit the ground.
u wouldnt be able to hit the roof, ud be hitting the floor, but coming out of the roof, so theres no way to hit the roof unless u are falling upwards. i guess u could say tho that u would be hitting the inside of the roof, which would be the floor.
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KandKFX 1 day ago
edited on paint?
KongoBoom 3 weeks ago
chell why u walk so slow!?
Nightshadeletsplays 4 months ago
i would put a portal above tnstead of under the bead
Abraxisvirus 4 months ago
pretty good video, keep up the good work. i plan on watching your stuff from now on.
icenynja 4 months ago
This was not done by a native English speaker, it seems.
eggbertsmith 6 months ago
NO LIFE!!!
TheShiningFire 6 months ago
@fillingham777
No duh.
Dimentio36 6 months ago
FAKE! he shot a portal onto a dark surface at 1:08
fillingham777 6 months ago 2
that was...... a wast of 3 mins
paperrclipp 7 months ago
Just to let you know it is weighted companion cube. Pretty good video.
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go ahead, shoot the moon... I DARE YOU
callum563 7 months ago
Ehhh...fail?
ItzAyBabii 7 months ago
5 words. Cheap. An. I. Ma. Tion.
supermariomano 7 months ago
Super das kann mein DS besser
Assass1nee 7 months ago
Too Slow !!!
qorqeli 7 months ago
GHOST
1:27
TheEddie3456 8 months ago
GHOST
TheEddie3456 8 months ago
fcking slow
TheDarkBlob 8 months ago
nice jpeg
RevolutionaryOven 8 months ago
You made contact with the chamber floor;Grass.
Mina4861 8 months ago
i wish they would make a sandbox style portal gun where you could use it to do random shit to people. GTA Portal 3 :D.
SexySamuraiMan 8 months ago
boredom in the countryside Hah
mar1o18 8 months ago
Also RUN ! :D
Vlastermind 8 months ago
portal 2 for psp! check my vid
Plintendo 9 months ago
you cant shoot portals on doors D:
c4ss0k4 9 months ago
the older one is better -_-
jlmaiz18 9 months ago
@jlmaiz18 Oh yeah,SHOOT THE MOON!!!
midnight589 9 months ago
SHOOT THE MOON!
Thekillermidget123 9 months ago
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midnight589 9 months ago
Wheres episode 3? wait....
ps3hater221 9 months ago
You walk around like a confused 600 pound little person
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@TheHalflife123 that happens in portal 2
metaridley4 9 months ago
@TheHalflife123 that happens in portal 2!!!
metaridley4 9 months ago
Sucks.
PainkillerCheesus 9 months ago
fake and fag
intelX1000 9 months ago
Would shooting the moon, then the ground result in a vacuum, sucking out all of earth's oxygen?
Jlintelman 9 months ago 4
@Jlintelman play portal 2. chell shoots the moon in the end creating a giant vacuum resulting in throwing wheatly into space
BlaqueAudio 9 months ago
SHOOT THE MOON
JappyMoore 9 months ago 10
@JappyMoore ohshi-
spoilers :P
Thedeoradude 9 months ago
@JappyMoore Yes!!
Gothikx001 1 month ago
FAKE 'n' GAY LoL
nath1397852456 9 months ago
FAKE
bettyscoke3 9 months ago
@bettyscoke3 no shit -_-
TheZombiesGuide 9 months ago
@bettyscoke3 No shit,sherlock
AlexBestGTA 9 months ago
@bettyscoke3 OMG THANKS I DIDNT REALISE !
lewrocks 9 months ago
@bettyscoke3 OMG really. like theres any chance of this being real. lol
ZMBproductions 9 months ago
it is a photo
bowenrules1 9 months ago
Set it to auto-run, please.
ZechsMerquise73 9 months ago
shoot with it on your dog maybe your dog gonna bug too like with portal turrets
xderwinxd 10 months ago
hey can i have soem help. i shot my pet turret//
kadendoomguy12345 10 months ago
i love prtal
MrHsv1997 10 months ago
You can't shoot portals onto doors!
marcoooootje1 10 months ago
OMG
Source 2 Real engine have very bad gun graphics
vovapered 10 months ago
I'd put a portal on the my ceiling and one on my girlfriends bed,
girlfriend "I'm so tired.. AHHHH
me "Hey sexy where did you come from, ah who cares your undressed that makes everything stop mattering"
:) :D XD
legolasisahobbo 11 months ago 2
Well your method of transport is fine, though I prefer noclipping to my fridge.
allysum101 1 year ago
1. put a portal under your sisters bed
2. put the other portal into your toilet
3. take a dump
4. enjoy :D
iBackstabbCA 1 year ago 73
@iBackstabbCA LMFAO THATS FUNNY
SuperHaloreachmaster 11 months ago
@iBackstabbCA Why not above her and put the portal on the ceiling?
RisEndShineMrFreeMan 8 months ago
@iBackstabbCA You can't create portals on water, though. xP
zattacks 8 months ago
@iBackstabbCA don't you mean over you sister's bed .
Suntop95 8 months ago
But then once you went to the bathroom.. The crap would simply fall back through the portal. Shooting back up your anus. Start thinking with portals more my friend.
Xverdliesh 8 months ago 75
@Xverdliesh Who says anus?
appleobsessed1 8 months ago
@Xverdliesh the portal on your sisters ceiling, therefore the crap would obey gravity and fall onto your sister, and not back into the portal :p
sleepwalkinq 7 months ago
@Xverdliesh unless the portal was on the ceiling
snipedude8910 7 months ago
@Xverdliesh no it would stick to the top of the bed so hes right lol
8000roxas1234 6 months ago
@Xverdliesh He ment the bottom side of the bed not the floor. THINK WITH PORTALS! AND BRAINS
chaquator 4 months ago
@Xverdliesh u sir just made my day
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@iBackstabbCA LOL
xheadjr 8 months ago
@iBackstabbCA You can't put a portal in water because of the reflective surface.
Luxai 8 months ago
@iBackstabbCA ahahahahahha good idea X me =)
lollocekko 8 months ago
@iBackstabbCA Portals only go on walls tho!
trymesucker 8 months ago
@trymesucker
Not true!
budgood1 7 months ago
@budgood1 Well, if you cheat, it goes thru anything...
trymesucker 7 months ago
@iBackstabbCA But the crap would go through the portal.. then go through the other portal which is facing upwards, so the poop would fall back into the portal and teleport back to the one in the toilet and smack onto your ass...
xUtuber117x 7 months ago
@iBackstabbCA you mean put a portal ABOVE her bed and it will be more fun as long as she doesnt notice the giant blue/orange hole in her ceiling
themutantgerbil 7 months ago
@iBackstabbCA dont you mean on TOP of your sister bed cause then the poop will go under her bed....
coolanthony57 7 months ago
@iBackstabbCA
1. put a portal on your sisters ceiling when shes asleep
2.put the other portal in the toilet
3.take a piss
4.enjoy :3
IlikeFoodnDrink 7 months ago
@iBackstabbCA it will go up and down so it keeps hitting or butt
taftrobot2002 7 months ago
@iBackstabbCA force of gravity wud make it fall back up into the toilet
TheJayyyR 6 months ago
@iBackstabbCA
4:shoot portal under your sister's bed somewhere else
5:Enjoy
now THAT'S how you do it lol
Crakization 6 months ago
@iBackstabbCA no thats not right but what if u put a portal anywhere then put a portal in the toilet wait for someone to go on the toilet then piss in the hole thats not in the toilet but piss in the other portal and enjoy
NotThatGuy523 6 months ago
@iBackstabbCA Correct method:
1.Place a blue portal in public urinal
2.Place orange portal in your sisters closet
3. Open your sisters closet doors
4.Enjoy :D
nathanpwns100 6 months ago
@iBackstabbCA No above her bed. lol
MrWiperblade 6 months ago
@iBackstabbCA How about over? >:3
ultradarkflamewolf 6 months ago
@iBackstabbCA You mean on the ceiling above your sisters bed.
wolfdark4 5 months ago
@iBackstabbCA
Instead of under her bed, lets place the portal on the ceiling part that directs to her bed. CEILING.
TheEvilBunneh00 4 months ago
@iBackstabbCA better yet above her bed
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Oh shit, I didn't know these were real. Where did you buy yours?
amich45xMW2 1 year ago
so fake
gerikeify566 1 year ago
@gerikeify566
NO. REALLY?
Dumb fuck.
LovesCookies1 1 year ago
@gerikeify566 Did you figure that all on your own, or did you have to phone a friend to help you out?
Chikunnism 11 months ago
you should download the portal gun for gmod and record a video on the no ''sky' were you can change the color to green!
gats1212 1 year ago
shooy in the sky to reach god
armin1888 1 year ago
Shoot the moon.
cowgoesmoo2 1 year ago
LOL!
"For this next test this will take a very, very long time." LOLOLOL!!!
jazzd1234 1 year ago
polak? fajnieee :D
FunnyFilmsStudio 1 year ago
Don't you think your portal game will end up laggy or crash because of that infinite fall you do?
Sylvester7099 1 year ago
this is very stupid but funny video.
TheHalflife123 1 year ago
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lukessummerguitar 1 year ago
nOOOOOOOOOOOOO its FAKE WHYYYYYY
omegaful1 1 year ago
Can I buy it off you?
severinious 1 year ago
You should try momentum. :3
TheAbductedStudios 1 year ago 4
you screwed up on the end you did only blue you need blue and orange. (right?)
flamer221 1 year ago
@flamer221
wrong - if he looked up then he would see the orange side in the ceiling, but he was looking down so he saw the blue portal in the floor
ben3580 1 year ago
Why do u walk so slowly it was okay but otherwise................FAIL!!
BlueAntilian 1 year ago
That was so hard to watch.
Trampboy931 1 year ago 5
Map name?
PuffOReilly 1 year ago 6
0:53 "Oh snap!" Yeah you better go to those stairs! Also at 2:24 Glados is right! She must be pised off at me for doing that twice in every level
CaptainGrue 1 year ago
yeah its funny play with an energy ball until the ball hits someone :S
tommapar88 1 year ago
why do all movies like this move so slowly? like after picking up a portal gun you go "ahh I can run around freely wheee hehe I'm so fast look how fast I am oh I picked up a gun + camera now I have cerebal palsy."
lol
besides that, the video was cool
super6plx 1 year ago
nice work
plupp75 1 year ago
nice flash edit
inmonkeyness 1 year ago
Wow! look, the graphic is so awesome in portal 2!
pannfredrikaka 1 year ago
@pannfredrikaka they look like bad photography... interesting...
guyboy625 1 year ago
@guyboy625 But don't you see how detailed the maping is? :P
pannfredrikaka 1 year ago
wow cool the real portal not the fake portal
paulfrunza 1 year ago
SLOOOOOW MOOOOOTION
foshke 1 year ago
this is really what you do all day
taco60000 1 year ago
so... this is what you're doing in your free time? :P
muffmonster 1 year ago
I like it very much but you couldve put away the crosshair. IT would make it better
raghunfourpif 1 year ago
good but the energy ball was a joke
gtfonow1 2 years ago
Best thing since... well, the release of Portal.
snowyowl0 2 years ago
why dont make a portal mod where you play outside?
MegaOmaroso 2 years ago
@megaomaroso, theres a bit of a glitch where 3d skyboxes don't show up right, when looking through a portal :\
chrisxdeboy 2 years ago 2
well its better than the first time
famojuro2k8 2 years ago
I got a giggle out of this! It's really amazing how you did it!
fixman88 2 years ago
PINGAS.
Sharx64 2 years ago 4
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PivotStorm 2 years ago
OMG EPIC GRAPHICS but a little off I think Crysis has better graphics...
valdak3 2 years ago 49
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a game can't have better graphics than real life SILLY GOOSE
DrMacnCheese 2 years ago
It's almost like it's a joke or something
supdawg444 2 years ago 5
@valdak3 im not jking when i say crysis 2 has 1 of the best graphics
TheCrysisProGamer 9 months ago
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stix12121212 2 years ago
good job man
jk47hm4 2 years ago 2
2:13 He's telling the companion cube that he loves his weight.
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how much time you need to do that ?
MrOmanaa 2 years ago
LOL at end. 'this next test will take very, very long time..' "Dropping endless hole..." XD
TheJiStudios 2 years ago 2
real engine O_o
TheJiStudios 2 years ago 3
this is awesome
grunthunter44 2 years ago 2
Those are some really hard looking puzzles you're doing there, lol. All in all, it was good, and good editing, far beyond my skills of editing.
Syrupooo 2 years ago
It's kind of fail. After a portal was shot, the thingies didn't light up showing witch 1, only the circle was there, if that was changed it would be epic win.
urmomstoxicface 2 years ago
okay, you do it.
Gawdofpogos 2 years ago
I was making a critical statement. You do it THEN I'll do it.
urmomstoxicface 2 years ago
what program did you use? can someone please tell me if they know?
BrawlFanMario 2 years ago
Shoot the sky with it
JazzBassist777 2 years ago 91
ha yeah, then we could experience space for free!
BrawlFanMario 2 years ago 6
@JazzBassist777 Nothing would happen.
severinious 1 year ago
lol just improve graphics
play half life 2 in the citadel and photoshop you holding an energy ball with the gravity gun.
and actually create a puzzle no offense but fun anyway.
1337lolguyman 2 years ago
If you were to go through an infinite loop in real life (falling forever) and tried to get out of it, you would die because of how fast you would hit the ground.
0re01 2 years ago 6
Or how fast you will hit the roof lol
Viikktor 2 years ago 3
u wouldnt be able to hit the roof, ud be hitting the floor, but coming out of the roof, so theres no way to hit the roof unless u are falling upwards. i guess u could say tho that u would be hitting the inside of the roof, which would be the floor.
Vykrel 2 years ago
you can hit the roof if u place the second portal on the ground and then hit the roof whit your head Cousing Neck damage lol
Viikktor 2 years ago
Or you coud just set the portal on the wall and fly Like a bird :D
Viikktor 2 years ago
Damn well done! 5/5
thedudeagainsttheQQ 2 years ago
lol nice :D 5/5
ErlonII 2 years ago
good =)
Teunjack 2 years ago
how did you add pictures to a video? i can only add pictures to pictures.
cda2369 2 years ago
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fake
sasukeyuo 2 years ago
Seriusly.. Don't you think we know?
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thetreeregimovies 2 years ago
im impress.....looks real except for the infinity thing
melonelyhafiz 2 years ago 2
BEST
TacoBoyManThing 2 years ago
wussy i would of teleported my homeworkto china then telport myself to the crapper then telport myself to a xbox 360 and eat some cake while backstabing noobs as a spy! XD
MadGameBoy 2 years ago
You have to go to China to put a portal to teleport to first...
KzrrainzYes 2 years ago 46
accualy portals shut off when there too far away from each other.
cda2369 2 years ago
They don't. Who said that?
Chocol6 2 years ago
dude, i know its not real, if you could accualy shoot a portal that blue and orange thing in the middle of the screen would be filled with colors.
cda2369 2 years ago
and how would u know that and dont say u come from the year 2369 dumbass
wowandrew94 2 years ago
... dude, im not trying to be rude, just answer my question, how did you get a picture on a video?
cda2369 2 years ago
@KzrrainzYes
i was when i was 4 with my familie on vakantie
in china
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DnnA1221 2 years ago
omg lag
angusm33 2 years ago
wtf? the first portal u put, the crosair said u couldn't put portals
arsanderesteban 2 years ago
slow
XKillerBoy 2 years ago
how you do it!!!!
mariojw1 2 years ago
He croped out the portal gun from the game and walked around with a camera and put the gun ontop of the footage layer :D
valek27 2 years ago 2
he cut it in
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as bad as the first one
backgr0undguy 2 years ago