Chris Rock Toss Salad man

[RedundantComments]

He preferred to be tossed with jelly! Chris Rock is putting words in that poor mans mouth that he never spoke! This is prepostorous!

[BunkumAndTripe]

@RedundantComments The audacity of that documentary team, twisting that man's words around into something twisted and venal.

What prison commissary in America carries syrup?! Everyone knows you either settle for packets of Smucker's Concord Grape Jelly or Strawberry Jam or you're simply out of luck!

The biased media is destroying our country.

[RedundantComments]

@BunkumAndTripe The biased media is destroying your country indeed.

[BunkumAndTripe]

@RedundantComments Nah. America gives the world its bread and circus, and really, what more do the sheep need?

We're not going anywhere anytime soon. To believe otherwise is naive.

[RedundantComments]

@BunkumAndTripe I'm not saying you're going anywhere, just that your country is going to change. By destroy, I don't mean that you'll vanish, but just that your government is going to take control of a lot more.

[bradnon643]

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[ushiwakamaru30]

Doesn't Fraser sing about Tossing Salads at the end of every show? "Hey baby I hear the blues are calling. Tossed Salad and scrambled eggs".

[HipHopLibrary]

@ushiwakamaru30 Exactly.

[erikthawotl]

I've never been in jail, but i have seen Harold & Kumar (go to White Castle).

Does anyone know if this shit actually goes down in real prisons?

[KoolJayJ]

@erikthawotl yes it does, but its exaggerated in the media....... 

[UrAnus1231]

Not being racist here, but it's kinda only funny for black people xD

[salvi1979]

@UrAnus1231

that is probably because white people are the ones that usually toss the black mans salad's in prison.

[UrAnus1231]

@salvi1979 No I meant Chris Rock's humor in general.

[salvi1979]

@UrAnus1231

Ahh I see well I dont know..Chris Rock is pretty funny to most people but I can see where you could form that opinion...my personal favorite as a universal comic is George Carlin now that guy was funny and thought provoking to any person in any era.

[mrcallofdutyman1]

he prefers jelly not sirup

[aaronr607]

thats why i don't wanna go to jail or prison. they'll go after me like wildfire and toss salads.

[black2much]

Poor Jimmy :)



[scopel23]

8 people had to toss salad because they dont know how to read...

[aaronr607]

this is why i don't wanna go to county or prison.

[AtenRa]

"AH PEFEHRR SERRP!"

[Joecbg100]

He's a funny motherfucker!! HAHA

[prophetbyronmotley]

The 6 dislikes are people who WANT to "toss the salad!"

[theballer04]

He preferred jelly.

[terminx12]

He Prefer Jelly Not Syrup

[Hulk2k6]

Choice between chair and tossing a salad? Shit, Douse me in water, wrap an exposed cord round my neck then plug the damn chair in!

[bubblybubbles6731]

"Hey Jimmy you got a D, you know what you need to do?"

"NOOOOOO, NOOOO, I DONT WANA TOSS A SALAD!!!"

HAHAH LMFAO

[MrKamakazi84]

im pissing myself right now, one of the funniest motherfuckers ever

[AmacProductions100]

this wasnt funny at all.. it just made sense... i only perfer dave chappelle he got the voice n the jokes

[youralcoholicdad44]

@AmacProductions100 you should get your sense of humor checked out cuz this shit was hilarious!

[AmacProductions100]

@youralcoholicdad44 nah not reallly ur just lame

[Econ1260MetZRoberto]

@AmacProductions100 Took the words out of my mouth

[lordvoldemort578]

"Toss My Salad, Let Him eat me You know, Then we Straight"

there could have never been a more contradicting statement.

[BlackOasis21]

I usually despise these type of comments, but:

6 people have tossed a salad?

[theballer04]

1. George Carlin

2. Dave Chappelle

3. Richard Pryor

4. Chris Rock

5. Mitch Hedberg

And it will be that way for 200 years.

[jh78669]

@theballer04 No Bill Hicks? :(

[theballer04]

@jh78669 Yes, if I liked overrated crybabies.

[domisthebomb09]

@theballer04

You don't like Bill Hicks? With a list as solid as that, I'm surprised

[TheConnord12]

@theballer04 what about louis ck?!

[Tonio99]

@TheConnord12 yeah id def throw in Louis CK, one of the most like laugh out loud funny guys ive ever heard, and id throw in Patton oswalt for honorable mention 

[Drew00621]

@Tonio99 yeah louie ck is the man..really like his show on FX too

[ducksauss]

"If I had a choice right now between the electric chair and tossing a salad, I'd be like, where you plug it at?" Straight up hilarious

[Skac01]

he's a funny motherfucker!

[zoltankissjnr]

@Skac01 Lol, Me Myself and Irene

[AntiChristClub]

not only was this not funny,but he didnt even have his act right. Even though it has been reconized by almost everyone im going to mention it again,He prefers jelly...

[ClassicGreatness]

@AntiChristClub it's not what was said, but how it sounds. syrup just rolls off the tongue; it sounds funnier

[bothakallday]

actually he prefers jelly.

[CrankDATdance56]

Legend!

[blazezero1]

this video inspired my cousin to read ( no i did not threaten to make him toss my salad or vice verse )

[cozminr]

best comedian ever ever

[TheDestroyer9090]

"We don't need prayer in school, we need the tossed salad man in schools." One of the funniest people on earth.

[neopandorex2]

evidence of saladtossin.. watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

[nonofyall]

Does he say chilie or jelly? Cause chilie sounds fucking painful

[FoodStampShuffle]

im a learn to readdddd...

[tennysable]

eww..................

[1werall]

@tennysable lol



[shotteebwoi1O2]

"Hey Jimmy, u gotta D, u know what u gotta do?" "NOOOOOOOOO!" LMBAO!

[deQuakeEnt]

"I prefer syrup"...LOLed hard

[GunsOnHigh]

When was this special aired?

[cashmerecandy]

hahahahahahahaha oh shit thats funny hahahahahahaha!!!

[deathzbr]

ahahhaha when he is eatin ass..he knows is ass...lol

[Aellis4]

If toss salad man was my principle i bet everyone would get A's

[papalolita]

@Aellis4 But if you get 'A's, then the principal may take a liking to you and make you toss his salad, as a reward.

[dddtl]

"We don't need prayer in schools, we just need the toss salad man"

"If they offered me the chouce between the chair and tossin' a salad, I'd be all where do you plug it in?"

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[dddtl]

"We don't need prayer in schools, we just need the toss salad man"

"If they offered me the chouce between the chair and tossin' a salad, I'd be all where do you plug it in?"

[sentaixgundam]

4 peolpe like tossing solid

[remo2009]

chris rock is the shit.

[malkani17]

life's a salad, imma toss it, eat that shit up, rick ross it.

[elements806]

He really fucked that story up. I don't think he got a single thing right.

[blackba5tard]

@elements806 he re-wrote the story to fit his joke. he's just entertaining people.

and back then he certainly didnt realize people would be scrutinizing his story on youtube which I'm sure didnt exist yet.

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

When he's eatin ass, he knows it's ass... LOL!

[kitkat39]

"WE DON'T NEED PRAYER IN SCHOOL! WE NEED THE TOSSED SALAD MAN!"

lol!!!

[keylogger64]

esse é o chris do todo mundo odeia o cris

[KJLesnick]

The tossed-salad man is a man named Michael "Snowball" Jones, who's serving a life-sentence for 1st Degree Murder.

He didn't say that that he made a guy toss his salad "because when a guy's suckin' a dick, he can pretend it's something else; when he's eatin' ass, he knows it's ass"; he made them eat his ass because he enjoyed having his asshole sucked on.

As another member pointed out, he preferred jelly, not syrup.

[101iamlegend]

@KJLesnick I take it, you are...how should I say..."Friends", with the toss salad man? Do he really "Cum automatically" like he said? how does his ass taste? Are you "Straight, and thats it", after you tossed his salad? Are you the dude he "cut" in the closet?

[KJLesnick]

@101iamlegend

Firstly, I'm not even a guy, secondly, in 1996 I was 15, thirdly I saw the movie "The Prisoners of the War on Drugs", and I saw that particular part and Chris Rock got the bit wrong -- I think Chris Rock's version was funnier -- but it's not the actual reason.

[101iamlegend]

@KJLesnick I was trying to be funny. take that stick out of your ass, and lighten the fuck up.

[VIRTUALPOPAUDOM]

Jimmy got a D - hahahahahahaha

[zakzero123]

LMAO!

[dudeup1]

O-O god no

[fatzo49]

3 people got Ds and had to toss a salad

[DEDEDE22]

3 people had to toss the toss salad man's salad

[Istvaanv]

This stupid chimp has his facts all wrong

[101iamlegend]

@Istvaanv Why do you people love hating for absolutely no reason what so ever.

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

@101iamlegend Hate is America's favorite pastime...

[101iamlegend]

@thatswhatisaidyeah Actually, hating "black folks" is America's favorite pastime.

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

@101iamlegend 100% right buddy. I was just looking around youtube at comments from whites that would smile at you in Wal-Mart. I am convinced that white people are the natural born enemies of blacks...

[JonJon3794]

@Istvaanv Don't come up in here watching it if you don't agree. I believe there's a FUCK off button at the top :) Show your self out.

[eshiett2006]

@Istvaanv u prolly had ur salad tossed multiple times lol

[DukeNukenum]

@Istvaanv WOW, you are a racist piece of shit. What? Are you offended that he told the story a little different, it is stand up, who cares, he's insulting a piece of shit in prison. Why? Was salad toss man your cellmate, does it offend you that hes not representing Salad man's his homosexual theory on eating asshole exactly the way you experienced?

[freke881208]

chris rock is the worst fucking stand upp comedian ever, holy shiit his god aweful

[canitakeaorderpre]

@freke881208 only if worst is code for best but what would Euro faggots know about comedy?

[atguitar1990]

He bent the story a bit to fit in with his routine, most comedians will do that. Lighten up, it's funny as hell.

[thejakeludwig]

Okay, let me make this straight. When "Tossing a salad" the use of "jelly or syrup" Keeps someone from tasting ass when they eat out your ass, because they will be tasting the jelly or the syrup. When preforming oral sex the preformer can infact pretend it is something else, but it still won't have any jelly or syrup tasting on it unless you flavor it someway!

[27sweetbee]

This NEVER gets old!

[MrJtr75]

Chris Rock keeps it real, real smart.

[xtiffnayyy]

IMA REEEAD. xD

[othmanepimp]

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[dgartner1]

@othmanepimp Liar.

[ChocolateAssMilk]

@othmanepimp Subscribe to these nutts bitch

[brandonjamres]

@othmanepimp its been 10 months and you still only have 2 vids:P

[emopinata77]

all ik is this, if he came 2 my school, personally id shit myself, hopefully atleast that would ruin it for him

[silverpizza100]

chris rock is retarded , that is not what the prison guy said,. Someone needs to cut CR while sucking his dick.

[baha151]

i wit u on the electric chair..man das funny!!! lol

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[kuissi0]

i actually prefer 100% honey.

[HughHullum0007]

@kuissi0 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[RSCII]

"I'ma learn to read!!!" One of the funniest lines I have ever heard.

[LemonLimeLaughter]

hahaha, toss salad man in school would definitely discipline some kids

[nativeskygirl]

so sick that this such a part of black culture that Chris Rock includes it in his act.

sick sick sick

[Deekstercph]

@nativeskygirl

You are an imbecile. How is this a part of black culture?

Does Timothy McVeigh's bombings in Oklahoma make bombing innocent people are part of white culture?

You need to go back to school and educate yourself.

[Elrikkardo]

@nativeskygirl Wait what?

[utubefknsux]

@nativeskygirl u dun fked up

[kuissi0]

@nativeskygirl Dumb bitch black culture my ass

[stonecoldwhat182]

i just saw video with the tossed salad man....and i'm NEVER going to jail lol

[boxenhighlights]

The Tossed Salad Man himself is hilarious, whereas this clip is garbage.

[majinshenmue]

hey, WHAT STAND UP SHOW IS THIS!?

[RuffRydersPain1]

Pause....

[halfmanhalfman]

@RuffRydersPain1 Lol

[shofizzy]

tossin salad is hot as long as the person is clean

[espnjason]

that alone is a reason to never say you have a bad day, because just remember, some man... in some prison... in the dark of night.... has to toss a salad....

[flashash2k9]

i didn't find this at all funny, for some reason, dunno why!

[ELiTESNiPERZz]

why is the whole audience african american ?

[yoyo20081]

@ELiTESNiPERZz maybe for the same reason Jerry Signfeld and Jeff Fox Worthy's audience is all white.

[JoKeRzCaRdProDucTion]

@yoyo20081 because seinfeld and jeff fox worthy are black comedians? i dont think so

[yoyo20081]

@JoKeRzCaRdProDucTion -NO - Someone asked why is the audience mostly Black? I said - for the same reason Jerry Signfeld and Jeff Fox Worthy's audience is all white. Different styles of comdey can be funny to some but not to others Signfeld and Jeff Fox Worthy do comdey that is funny to many white ppl, you don't see blacks in the audience b/c they don't tell jokes blacks relate to. Sometimes a comic strikes a balance and is funny to everyone but its rare.

[blahblahhoo]

the funny thing is he actually got it wrong, i believe the dude said he prefers jelly

[Dilly5]

The guy prefers jelly

[3dakainsane]

@Dilly5 yeah true lol 

[thmoorer]

Heard this down in Mexico on vacation years ago. We were laughing so hard we were crying and falling out of bed! Great memory.

[OrochimaruNinja666]

The Tossed Salad, man is disgusting lol! Sorry i rather kick his ass, than tossed the salad lol!

[danecook321]

Heyt Jimmy you got a D, you know what you gotta do? Nooooooo, noooooo!

[OrochimaruNinja666]

Hahaha thats some funny shit!

[KatrinaCabrera]

Fucking disgusting.

[deaththedarkangel]

i can't stay alive and laugh till i die =)))) omfg =)) this is just awesome =))

[DreamMacLeod]

LOL exactly how did Chris Rock make the "toss salad man" infamous!?!? His act of tossing and explaining how to toss salads is what made him infamous!! Chris just helped us all laugh at him more.

[nelpine1965]

This one is a classic.Chris Rock made the toss salad man infamous

[rtannemaat]

awesomenesss