FOOD PYRAMID RAP

[LeBiscuitz]

Do you know what else is black and white and red all over? A skunk with abusive parents.

[SuperCheesyPanda98]

@josh415bay

Hey dude, Stfu Toby is friggin amazing

[Mistheart101]

Uploaded... on my birthday... BEST PRESENT EVER!!!

[arvinam1]

@Mistheart101 Mine too! :o

[OoAdrienneoO]

Whaaat? The answer was supposed to be newspaper?! I always thought the answer was a sunburnt penguin :(

[Jakebuscus1]

I bet Toby was about to say hothothothot at the end, but he saw her husband and children. haha

[Insideoutmonkeyful]

Hey josh person that cometed U SUCK u cant hate toby he is LEDGENDARY!

[josh415bay]

wth is this hate it!!!

[Portal2Rulez]

@josh415bay Then you don't know Toby Turner. :P

[AmgSoScared]

the dog is like: omg i hate being owned by this guy XD

[halotherebro]

This lazyvlog was the day of my birth

[SelKatarina]

We Need To Make A Tobuscus Leis So grifan Can Walk Like TOBUSCUS!!

[MzBarbiiebella]

Omg you are so funny you lake me laught :) nicr video

[BubbleGumGurl1235]

The advertisement I had said "Hey Toby, call me" o.0

[missjsox]

Booohoooohooooohooohoooooooooo­oooooooheeeoop

[kevgamer101]

I think that is the camera...

[meena162043]

that was awesome lol

[RAWRmerrz]

GRIFFIN! lolololololol! i want griffin.

[theblakeone]

That timing was amazing! He said good afternoon right as it turned midday. TOBY IS. A. GOD!

[Internonalla]

if you look at the shadow of his hand at 2:23 i think you will find that his wallet is in his hand

[PepperHPStudios]

Sometimes I wonder if Steven exsists...

[QuinnOfBritain]

LOL! Griffin is like "Wtf dude....c'mooon i wanna go!"

[BigNick071]

THERE WAS NO DARKNESS, TOBY. YOU LOSE.

[15assasin05]

Toby is bravest man i ever saw

[Imagamester15]

i found your wallet!!!

[joshgtsr]

Isn't the riddle whats black and white and yellow all over? Not Red.

[Nomorvideo]

@mrbloogras what does that have to do with this video

[supermegamer]

i feel stupid. im just now realizing that there is no steven...

[cmochrie]

Toby is that guy u see on the street randomly screaming at what appears to be nothing! but, it is in fact the AUDIENCE!! Wheew!

[RAQUELLEiSUPER]

This is the first time watching you! N I have to admit your pretty funny. My friend told me to start watching you because when I make loud noises with inanimate objects I start shushing them to make the situation less awkward. It reminded him of you n your shushing skills.

Looking forward to watching more of you!!!

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[YouKnowImWright]

LOL TROGDOR REFERENCE.

[TheWaffle654]

TOBY I ACCIDENTAL DISLIKED YOUR FACEBOOK FANPAGE!

Will you ever forgive me?!

[jumpbcb]

Bless your face!!

[OriginalSketch6494]

Why don't you ever hear Steven the first time he says something?

[LillyRoXD101]

I loved how u were being so loud & hyper then ppl on bikes ride behind u looking @ u like ur crazy! Tht was awesome! >.<

[Elliottw97]

1:39 is the best sound you will ever hear on the internet :P

[TheSpenceful]

At first I thought he was gonna make a racist joke

[Spartanlm74]

Those gyptians probably ate to much food and they had to put it in a pyramid in that fancy style, and the best goes on top, therefore awesomeness would be at the point above chocolate!!!!!!!!!!! And I agree, carbohydrates are a terrible foundation for A BUILDING, LACTOSE or protein would be soooo coooler.

[infiniteSoulify]

And the Egyptians are so angry that if they were alive today, they would build a giant pyramid that covered the sun, a.k.a Sol, to show all of their angerness..? Angryness...? Uh... Anger, to show all of their anger in a blind Egyptian fury.. and then nobody would be able to do redness OR whitness. Just, darkness...

[infiniteSoulify]

Who has two thumbs and just got his Toby Turner signed Darkness then Redness then Whiteness poster?? THIS GUY! *pointing at myself*

[papasmurf0813]

Toby's got a sick flow for a whitey

[papasmurf0813]

ha!...reading



[kracker12542]

Spheres how the heck are we goin to build that

[kate4799]

Lol I read about that today :) in the news paper :P

[lazylama800]

The ancient egyptions must think what the heck now we gotta make cubes or cylinders or like giant spheres so ya that's it

[BuckOffama]

Michelle Obama developed *nothing* with MyPlate - she stole it from Fudoo Boards - a kid's game.

[2GameBros]

I beat they were pissssssed

[64sery]

hey! wheres gypsy!?!? toby whers your other dog!

[PersonOnUTubeSaysHi]

YOU DIDNT SAY FLOWERS WITH A LISP D:<<<<<<,

[ChrissyReam]

Ok.. Im confused. which dog is what? I thought falcor was in florida? is toby in florida where is gypsy?! :(

[GTMLePic]

I found YOUR WALLET!! :D

[TashBarlahan]

omg i laughed so hard at the intro... that was soo good :D

[misturrRedApple]

Steven is so smart. i had no idea

[XJosh14X]

TOBYTURNER!:D

[careohlajn]

no darkness :((

[ElevenLucky]

I've always imagined it spelled "Stephen" instead of "Steven". I don't know why...

[matthiasck]

lmao "where's my wallet dude?!!"

[MunchSkate]

Best joke EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[platypus382]

He did one of these. (shoka) lol

[stefanvoineasucks]

is "steven" even real ?

[xxmac923xx]

bad about that

[marleyfan69]

I found your wallet

[annoyingishane]

OMG Your puppy is sooo cute

[ItsUrDime]

Actually, the food diagram should be called My Saucer and it WAS created by Aliens!!

[ItsAlwaysBamboo]

1:55-2:00 Those guys are wearing the same shirt! Haha

[eclipsestorm1975]

griffin ate the food pyramid ??

[jcnjackson]

ancient Eygptions .... well I think there gunna be pretty ticked because they lost there holy building whinch was made out of food

[oohellamandagail]

TOBY !!!! You walked passed flowers and didn't say it in that voice!!! :0

[SuperMorgan1111]

I think the "My Plate" is ridiculous.

[4evaranime]

I FOUND UR WALLET!!... wait dw

[hotrayu2]

Nice I love your craziness

[Makaylaissooawesome1]

hahaha

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[killerkris14]

found it and .... no its mine lol

[HiRachieH]

Poor dog.

[CreaturesCanHearYou]

lol steven

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[Ipodtouchrulesthewor]

Best part 1:39-1:42

[vikings2341]

steven isnt real

[iBeLubricantt]

in the UK weve had the food plate for ages!!

[eddy64575]

Is Steven real?

[alafral]

wait, does steven even actually exist...

[weston302]

Weeeeeird I just learned Food Pyramid in my health class today >.<

[winterfreshteens]

the guy walking behind u was probably like, "whats that guy doing?"

[debodrumsitck27]

flowerth :P I cant think of anything 2 say

[trevorama9866]

eat it up ... dont care if i taste it!

[brandy333333333333]

hahahah XD reading is soooo boring!! XDD!!!

[pixelsofrelativity]

What about the Mayans? They're probably annoyed because their pyramid of mayanness and sacredness and sacrificeness was never used! Never mind, they will have their revenge in 2012! :)

[Roisinn981]

watch/JOBYZzyTzlw  <----------------

WATCH !!!

[mrsbethw]

OMG I did sneeze and it was like 2 seconds before he told me Bless you! I was like OMG OMG it finally happened!

[xmisogyny]

i would really like to buy some adderal from this guy.

[bizzlemcsmiles]

BAHAHA! "what's black, white and red all over excpet not in the order?..INTRO OF--"

geniousness!!

[DoMore93]

"There's so much noise pollution, you don't want to breathe it in.. with your ears"

The science of Toby makes my day every time :)

[sunnishine554]

u make talking to yourself....kinda hot :)

[EllieeVengeance]

Toby, you didn't mention the FLOWERSSSS!

[allucardH1]

If I was an egyptian and i heard about this "myplate" not food pyramid i would be mega angry like i would turn into a super hulk and wreck stuff up there would be darkness and redness and whiteness caused over this terrible change.

p.s. I don't like change >:

[Cujoxor]

HAHAHAHA the 2nd highest rate comment is supposed to be a response to an Ipod giveaway or something lol fail

[McBlemmen]

3:36 LOL

[ToosterFish]

at 1:50-2:00 three cars go by in the order of black, red, and white lol

[KizaHayes]

@ToosterFish woah good pick up, :) not many people would notice that :D

[asdflolist]

@ToosterFish wow lol nice find you think that was staged?

[DrewJVal]

@ToosterFish and a fat guy DONT EVER FORGET THE FAT GUY!!!

[Tabbix]

@ToosterFish HOLY SHIT

[WanaPlayDrums98]

@ToosterFish OH MY GOD ITS A SIGN DEUDE HELLZ YA

[expendablegoat]

@ToosterFish thats happened in two of his videos lol

[IMBASIMA]

@ToosterFish LMAO!!!

[sonicunl]

@ToosterFish i read your comment, clicked the set period of time, looked at the black car go bye, then the red car, then the black. and i suddenly bursted into laughter.

[JohnnyTheEpic]

@ToosterFish O M F G

[raz342]

lol i saw a ad about fresh food XD

[amerskos]

2:00 - 2:15 :D

[CrashAndBurn35]

toby... you are facinating to watch when im high... you talk so fasttttttt

[AutofocusFilms]

I FOUND IT!!! ILL RETURN TO TOMORROWS VIDEO!

[2495anto]

that steven is pretty smart xD

[whenduck]

@Owl06483

how about you take that ipad of yours and shove it up your ass

[l0serpants]

THEY FELT HOPELESS

[observer271]

I don't think that the ancient egyptians mind. Carbohydrates make such a lousy foundation for buildings of any size.

[justfour4comments]

it's funny how people actually want to sneeze while watching Toby

[vegeto247]

I miss Gypsor. Granted Falkor is awesome but I've grown accustomed to Gypsor better XD.

[Herrpotatismannen]

just me or does toby look like that elf-eared guy in star trek?

[mybestbudshadow]

you need friends...

[Micheaaaaal]

WATCH THIS VIDEO PLEASE!

Feedback would be appreciated!

watch/JOBYZzyTzlw

[MiracleFassad]

@Micheaaaaal Moron fix your damn spam link. It doesn't work, asshole.

[PoisonPeters]

Stefen must be a dead person and Toby is paranormal

[missodd90]

THAT WAS AWESOME, HE DID ONE OF THESE: HAND THINGS! :D lol

[mattiejj]

he didn't say anything about the beautiful flowers :(

[Filipa1122]

whos steven lol? xd

[MrShlogger]

@Filipa1122

Who's STEVEN ?! :O

You have not lived friend :/

[BaconisYummy456]

@Filipa1122 his editor.. :P 

[XManXMusic]

found it!!!!

[Kylie66100]

we should take the ipad spam off.

[mooseman142]

Toby it took me a whole day but i found your wallet!!! :D

[ShlapadonkeyStudios]

most awesome rap evar 1:55

[scttsherer1217]

1:21 SKITTLE!

[Katekwlya]

Hasn't it been on a plate like a pie chart for ages? because thats how I leart it at school...

[ShinigamiMindfreak]

@alskawow you probably have poor grammar

[dl7666]

i speak dog.

[paulkn6]

0:03 >: lol

[THEFREEGUL]

awesome fan

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[THEFREEGUL]

this is wat happens when people hit there heads

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[MrJackRG]

Egyptians are so mad they made giant rock pyrimaids in honour of the loss of the food pyramid then sent them back in time to aliens O.o

[Meristakk]

Egypt.

[1309younbran]

he ate it

[kitkatkid09]

omg i think that was the best rap u ever did :D

[RubenTiagoDias]

What is white, black, and red, not exactly in that order?

A nun, falling in the stairs.

[OleMatsen]

I love how Steven knows more than Toby does. ;)

[eddy64575]

@OleMatsen is Steven real?

[OleMatsen]

@eddy64575 nope.

[T0FU3andR1C3]

Toby i got a question. Why is a Raven like a writing desk?

[sweetdimpelzz]

is tht dog yours?

[LilFaisal1]

@sweetdimpelzz No. It's his grandma's. 0____0 DUMBASS

[raphy1123]

@LilFaisal1 No question is dumb when you ask it to Toby at least !!! :D

[sweetdimpelzz]

@LilFaisal1 I didn't watch his vids for a while, no need to call me a dumbass, thts rude -_______-

[takatoekoe]

intro of djhflsqfjhmsqlfsqfness then JUFHEUFPFUSness

[shortybroady97]

I fOUND YOUR WALLET!! here you go *gives wallet*

[jleekas]

I'll give you back your wallet if you give me a t-shirt. Please I'm a big fan :{}

[ferretwill45]

Walkinating on the sidewalk x)

[AODGasman]

intro of darkness then redness then mountain dewness

[SirLagAlot109622]

Tobe's vlogs have been a lot more up beat lately (not that they weren't already lol), they're just even more now haha

[14gracielou]

you talk so fast

[frontera11]

Ha Ha toby sneezed during this video!!  (press 4)

BLESS YOU Toby!!

[frontera11]

Ha Ha toby sneezed during this video!! (press 4)

BLESS YOU Toby!!

[MissCrazyGirl007]

wheres my wallet at? I MISPLACED IT

[AlphaCrosby]

lol hit 3 over and over lmfao

[AlphaCrosby]

your a por freestyler

[idobbsutube]

woop



[J03R0CK]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WHEN YOU SPEAK REALLY QUICK AT THE END OF A VIDEO?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[leonard2k9]

The answer for the joke was a fanny rash

[nko11]

press 2 and 3 and 2 and 3 and 2 and 3 and 2 and 3 really fast!

[carmenimperial]

a thanks i got two/

[zythepsarian]

STEVEN PLEASE WEAN TOBY OFF HIS AMPHETAMINES AND COFFEE, THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

[CyberRash]

Hold 8 i rofl

[oudy123]

keep pressing 5..... mind is blown

[lucpul]

press 7 = i Lol'd so bad :D

[SuspectAce]

Toby is the hyper one and Griffin is the calm one. Roles are reversed.