Why Women stay single !!

[mik3ca]

I personally have trouble feeling accepted by women myself but this guy.... wow! Now he is the #1 example of "Controlling". This woman should not have given a business card, but this guy has some issues. I don't think he knows how to give freedom.

[FridayMortimer69]

call me any time, Dimitri!!! WHOO!

[michellem9991]

OMG!! "here's how it's gonna work" Dimitri!! You are not a catch! And we all want to forget you.

[michellem9991]

Sounds like an ass! Stay far away!!!

[serioushamster]

Hello Calrice

[speck135leslovesamb]

omg this sounds like my ex boyfriend.

[HotRodMama1000]

It's actually very sad(and SCARY) that I work with a guy who is of the same mindset.  Eerie!!....... I need a new line of work now. I can't face him now without comparing him to this arrogant psycho-loser. :(

[HotRodMama1000]

I bet she was a Psychiatrist and assumed he was "needing someone to talk to"... Professionally, of course. ^_^

[lalala13131315]

Lol I'm Dmitry aand I'm Russian :P

[quester09]

hiiiii...it's dimiiiitriiii.....

[SquornshellousZeta]

What a catch.... I can't imagine why she didn't call him!

[Gnarledreaper]

Nobody says call me, hands the person a business card and doesn't get back to them.

...Erm yes they do...

[bluemaverick1771]

The 9 dislikes are from him and his other 8 accounts

[SOL1C1T0R]

Some people need counselling, and then there are people that can't be helped like this guy

[SquidwardTennisBalls]

i want to see this guys face when he hears this on the radio

[Sugar9490]

I love this girl LOL me I would never give in and give my number to any dick head, this is extreme, I'd call back and scream at him for hours, but she did something even better haha

[funeralman23]

nuts



[Danikaisburning]

ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

[ashleymyers121]

When a guy like this says "I'm completely normal" it usually means there fucking crazy!!!!

[SAMLANOIRE]

DICK HEAD

[anepager]

Haha, I love how he starts listing things that might be wrong with HER :) still laughing!

[IrishRedTrucker]

Well, obviously a self centered, egotisticle prick of a man, however, WHO gave him the number to call? The man did not lie, and was straight up honest about his interest, as well as his arrogance. If this is the reason women stay single, because the man did not say what you wanted to hear or play on your emotions, then women do not want an honest, straight forward man. They want a puppet to play with.

[Kunemo23]

@IrishRedTrucker Exactly. It was wrong on both sides. He was TOO straight forward right off the bat... but he was honest.. so it's debatable... But he is right about the business card... don't give your card out if you don't expect a call. Women unfortunately do this all the time even if you aren't spilling your guts to them right off the bat.

[Trocityyy]

LOL If you're one medication or have any anxiety issues.. IM NOT INTERESTED. HAHA WHAT A GUY! Definitely one of the few guys in that city who has "nothing wrong with him"...

[captcaveyuk]

This guy is a freakoid! Needs locking up.

[antmcr]

AFC Fail.

[Bsmalls808]

I am commenting on this video. Most people that read my comments are taken back by what I say. You should be happy to read this. Those who like this comment are elegant people. If this doesn't reach the top comments go ahead and flag this as spam

[TheFamousraincoat]

He is a BRO.

[orodjinni]

that accent is hilarious... I guess I'm just used to running all of my words together...

[Tuirapanui]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY D-I-S-G-U-S-T-N-G!!!!!!

And if a WOMAN("psychologicallly NORMAL") enjoys this...YOU certainly have A LOT of issues!!!

LOCK UP THIS BASTARD IN JAIL FOR ABUSING!!!!!

[MrRadaplan]

WOW i m Greek to the coreeeee but that guyyyy is a fag and this is not how we do it back home cause if u see u gonna trip

[ThexSare]

Elegant women are very rar- I'M GREEK- I'm very particular about what I like.

[1103MCF]

HAHA, is this for real?

[avdmeers]

Oh no, if she doesn't go for him, then the guy will have to start stalking women again. I bet his mind was on this all time during those days.

[MistyinFL]

OMG THIS GUY IS A PSYCHOPATH... CONTROL FREAK!!!!!

[nanakask]

Is this guy for real???

[Z7EXTREMEBABY]

Restraining order

[usmc2076]

wow is this guy a FUCKING NUTJOB!!!!! she must have not been interested in getting stabbed by this guy on their first date?

[spicysteph]

hahahahshdhahdghfa

[kstew0BSESSED]

LOL omg the ending of this is hilarious. He starts assume she has physiological disorders because shes not calling him LOLL this is too funny

[selena528]

This should be titled Why Dimitri Is Single. No way in hell will he ever land a girlfriend unless he orders one from a catalog.

[S0rceress0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHA!!!!!!! I'm GREEK! HAHAHAHAHAH YOUR FRIENDS ARE JEALOUS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA :gasp: ISSUES HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[mcpengwinz]

"there is nothing wrong with me". Classic serial killer line.

[mcpengwinz]

fake. no one is this self centered.

[smellyfeet35]

fuk out of here u loser!!

[anieatkin]

"One of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I'm giving you that 3 o'clock deadline." Bahahaha. Beautiful oxymoron. Oh and maybe she was abused, or has a disorder, or is on meds! THAT would explain why she didn't call back this gem. This was a great giggle for today. Oh, Demetri. "You should look that up" hahahahaha...

[Talhajus]

douchebag!

[and1313]

"you should look that up...passive aggressive personal disorder... " 

f**kin idiot!

[malaku1957]

What a pathetic asshole.

[xxtrixie1]

OMG that is the craziest thing i have ever heard, in a long time. He should of just stopped talking from " if i don't hear from you by Thursday , i'm not interested"

[MRLvitz]

what an ass

[bario1]

Guys, but no one realizes that he's reading sentences from the book "The Game" - and doing a terrible job at it?

[theemo8]

what a jerk

[rockinrex]

sounds like he's trying to close some business deal.

[chelina099]

What?What?What? I see that in my fb before 10΄, but know I saw the way who left the message.LOL Remindes me Ross (from the series),in some strange way ..

And he is from my country? LOL I understand the first message ,but you dont call him, so why send you and second? What Malakas ...yes with big M! Sometimes, they dont understand when its time to leave you alone..every girl has at list one story to tell... Sorry for my bad english.

And hope mens find a nice way to contact with us...

[FELTONandNOAH]

@chelina099 Your English was great and it was a great comment.

[buenaondatube]

I feel embarassed for him, what a phatetic idiot

[indaplace2b]

I feel shame to be a man after listening to this ... I think we need a "Why Men Stay Single" just to even things a lil :p !

[xlunax86]

Oh, Honey...

-HIMYM

[VeryEvilPettingZoo]

lol - that was too awesome to be for real

[TRINZINI]

My guess : this guy can't handle rejection and has to rationalize it to death in order to be able to deal with it (and even then, you can tell he can't). Layers and layers of defence mechanisms at work here to avoid feeling the pain ...

[OutburstRecordsInc]

sounds like Mr. Magic here is not as big of a "Stud" as he thought. I'd like to meet Olga to give her a high five for not calling this asshole back.

[TheAleman86]

That was awesome!

[DaYungGuy]

@MissAngey2007 What about this: I play a clip of a psychotic woman stabbing someone and then go on to say woman are psychotic killers.Makes sense with your kind of logic.

[SaturnPhase]

This guy is so ridiculous it reminds me of some kooky sociological experiments they have on those comedy shows!!!! LOL!!!!! I mean IS HE SERIOUS!!!!!

[pumpkinpjays]

Narcissistic personality disorder: you should actually look that up.

[daveparkk]

jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with this guy

[hmariaaquino]

Oh my God!! What an assh*** Maybe that's why you are single right now stupid!!!

[leoqueencathy]

Oh My God! The sheer arrogance of this prick! No wonder he's single. What a prick. And he claims there's nothing wrong with him? Like helll!!!!!

[leoqueencathy]

Oh My God! The sheer arrogance of this prick! And he claims there's nothing wrong with him? Like helll!!!!!

[sunny9kapoor]

OMG he is such a looser man , its good u posted this on youtube i thought only women were crazy when it comes on dating now i now some of men are even more crazy.

[Harcix]

Absolute alpha male! Mega respect!

[emirss]

sounds like a john malkovich role lol

[LibranGoddess]

oh, there's something wrong with alright!

[KrissytheWorldWithin]

@ReignbowSmite maybe who knows, I've met guys who have done similar things, although not as blatant. The guy is just nuts, but at a safe distance is VERY entertaining

[KrissytheWorldWithin]

This guy goes in the douchelord hall of fame!!!!!!!!! Don't call this dude back Honey.

[EvilPineconeOfCWTP]

TO BE HONEST I'M A CATCH.

IM COMPLETELY NORMAL, I DON'T GET WHY IM THE ONLY NORMAL GUY.

IM SO INTELLIGENT, BASK IN MY GLORY

TICK TOCK, BITCH

[mobby32]

what a stud

[kenmaster45]

I can't believe he's lecturing her on mental disabilities when he clearly hasn't resolved his own yet.

[alwaysbeautiful123]

omg lmao there are tons of men just like him out there lol whatch out girls!

[bjhupy]

Total nutcase and very scary indeed!!!!

[Fountainheadz]

Time to change your number!

[NaliniDance]

incredible! complete catch!!! love it :)))

[cookiecu]

OMG ! nooooo wayyyyyy ! hahaha he's fucking mental !

[mpmmora]

That guy is a douche and a creeper!!! SCARY!

[sandrotmiranda]

Halloween night, Rosemary's baby soundtrack by Fantomas with this scary recording on top... Perfect scary 4 minutes.

[bodymindsound]

Creep!

[meetmeginmontauk]

WOW. Oh my god!!! "If you're psychologically normal..." Oh yeah, baby. Get her hot. She'll call you back now, you lunatic.

[MsGawjussme]

he is full of shit ! he also needs professional help !

[cowbolts4]

doesn't date timid women? does he date ANY women?

[chibimizzy]

"There's nothing wrong with me."

"You have a deadline to get back to me."

Contradictory, much? Ha, wow. This guy is surely full of himself.

[MistressCortana]

I am officially creeped out.

[kiopio14]

WTF !!!!

[jdichter]

!!!! This douchebag tried to pick up a girl I know last week a Yonge and Dundas. Apparently was very elegant as she was wearing track pants on her way to class. If I would do anything for this idiots contact information.

[linn1085]

lol...

[iMaDeMoN2012]

He is a classic narcissist you can't reason with him or tell him off he wont hear you. Its a disorder and its sad. He is incapable having a mutual connection with others.

[spacewolfcub]

@iMaDeMoN2012 Yes, actually that IS most likely clinically diagnosable narcissism. Which as I understand it is both untreatable and incurable. Sad.

[jmg999]

What a cunt.

[Azshade]

what the fuck!? is he serious?! i think he just likes hearing himself speak he's so full of himself. "maybe you were abused?" there's nothing wrong with HIM he's a complete catch. maybe thats why the other one left you cause she couldnt stand the sound of him spewing his own shit anymore.

I also really hate how the first message is REALLY condescending. "okay olga? so you just give me a call.."

i want to know how many times this guy gets punched in the face by a chick by the time he dies.

[emmmika]

Looool what an idiot!

[cynthiakgibson]

ew!

[wo0kie86]

1 out of 10 of being desperate + cocky simultaneously, he is sadly at 34.

[tijaD]

omg, what a douche!!! hahaha, there is NOTHING wrong with him coz everything is wrong :P... ild rather stay single!

[seductivetoya]

dam.......... yo lmao i would set up a meeting wit him lol at my place so when he show up my brothers would be there and kick his ass lol

[Jadebluek]

Omg he sure brings shame to the Greeks in the world. Narcissistic pig. lol ew...someone should leave HIM a message. lol moron.

[rissuhbear]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL omg this guy needs help

[DeborahHuddleston1]

what a fool!

[TheStaticHead]

What a turn-off..

[Everworld2662]

THE WORD IS TIMIDITY, NOT 'TIMIDNESS'. But clearly this guy is not the smartest.

"I'M COMPLETELY SINGLE, I'M VERY INTELLIGENT." Oh my god. Seriously.

"Maybe you were abused" :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

Yes. Someone needs to be on medication. And it's you.

[GetDaved]

*facepalm*

[heyitsreaaa]

what in actual fuck.. XD

[heyitsreaaa]

what in actual fuck.. XD

[ctexastornado]

lolololol what an asshole!

[turbofletch]

I swear...funniest ever

[700007123]

"Guys are such idiots sometimes" ... not everyone are like that guy, or even close.

[devrobbiz]

Hilarious! but kinda scary also.

[MrSniano]

this guy is either joking or he is seriously delusional

[watjemaarwild]

too embarrassing

[ART1975CZ]

WTF ?

AND I AM A STRAIGHT MALE

LMFAO

[akhan2]

This idiot is a canadian dude...416 is a toronto area code. Greeks are really pathetic in Toronto area. They are mostly butcher. He is single handly biggest loser.

[kiddonin]

Oh good, he's from Toronto too. REEAAALLY hope I run into him :P

[jeannaegirl]

yea.......wouldn't expect a callback on that one, dude.

[Jerome112]

What an asshat, I actually know someone like this and I hate him with a passion.

[raymondlaikokleong]

psycho caller!

[Hooktonnfonics]

WE dont always do that! sht ass...yews they do....your elegant. Rarereg....greek and gay...spo gay......totally gay.

[girlsJVlacrosse]

"your friends we're envious of me." hhahahah fuck u

[MangoeMaggie]

Eww haha he's creepy...i'm pretty much postive that everything he just said about himself was all lies!!!

[BluJoyWoman]

sounds like a psycho ...

[SHIRLEYRENSHAW]

He's such a catch!! NOT. EWWWWE.

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

Almighty God! I am hearing it but I still cannot believe it...is this dude on planet Earth? And talking about psychological issues? here is one for you dude: PROJECTION of NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY TRAIT bordering on NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER! lol.

[KingPhilip103085]

The ones who state that they don't possess any problems are the ones with overwhelming egos. This guy truly has issues. = )

[Crazygirl1910]

"You're friends are very jealous." What the Heck?? Moron!! He has no trouble with self esteem......

[crazyangel81]

he should be in telemarketing for " socially challeneged guys". WOW> what a moron

[middlenamedrae]

I'm completely single, very intelligent, great in bed. Believe it or not, i'm a great catch.

I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.

Three o clock, I'm erasing your #. You won't hear back from me.

Maybe you were abused in childhoooood..

Wow this is just getting ridiculous.

[setfiretorugs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES! Olga... plz call him

[MewBuruberi]

One of the only guys with nothing wrong with them...

If that excludes a giant ego the size of the expanding universe.

[dangler0603]

@Bestideasyet I totally agree with you, the real douche here is this woman. You see, the dude is an idiot, we already know that. He's a superficial moron with an over inflated ego as a result of an inferiority complex with the maturity level of a 13 year old...but already knew that by listening to his messages. Now this woman claims to be sophisticated and smart, but she's actually just as immature as he by posting this; just let him be on his way to learn the hard way.

[middlenamedrae]

@dangler0603 but think about the entertainment level behind this. I have so many messages from such wierd guys saying shit like this and getting all crazy within two times of calling an shit and all i wanna do is show it to the world because i literally laugh my ass off listening to it. I'd say i'm really thankful she put this on the internet because this is a normal thing that a lot of girls have to deal with.

[djtrickypat1]

"....If you are psychologically NORMAL"....awesome, is this guy a textbook OCD, borderline or what??

[flagship21]

working on a xxx movie

[flagship21]

This guy could end up greeking you

[wightwarrior]

I believe Epic Douche would apply to this guy.

[Daniel91LC]

"Let the romance being!"

As much as I want to make fun of this guy I have to admit I would never in my life have the balls to say this to a woman. ;)

[moomoobindi]

I wouldn't date this lunatic if he were the last human male on earth!

[Gerone1]

Olga was only 14!

[shaugse]

Wow. I wouldn't call him back either. His thing about psychological issues?? Sounds like he has some of his own-the crap he said would put me off even if I had been initially interested.....besides about 99% of the worlds population has some sort of mental illness..treated or not. Just sayin...............

[alydzi]

hmm sounds like Phil Hellmut to me :))

[alexandrarhcp]

omg!! what a loser!! no wonder she never called him back!:)) this guy surely has some psichological issues ! and maybe he's the one who takes medication for his mental problems :))

[stamourka]

wow I am pretty sure that guy has some issues! And he wonders why she never called back? He's a total creep and is expecting her to be perfect in every way. All I can say is RUN GIRL RUN!!!

[SarahJPaladino]

This guy is the biggest asshat I've ever heard.

[Arcadia453]

That guy has cojones.

[Muirmaiden]

This guy is whacked. Thinks way too highly of himself. He sounds like he could be an obsessive stalker- type. No wonder so many of us gals stay single! This "Dmitri" is a prime example of why women are hesitant to date nowadays. I think there are good, decent guys out there, but this pathetic excuse for a man makes it hard to believe that.

[seandevenney]

What a failure of a man !

[Boxanadu]

first of all this guy does sound big headed. he did sound creepy but the girl was VERY cruel to do that to him.

[MsNicoleisawesome]

well I don't know about you guys but he sounds like a catch to me, he sounds super! Who am I kidding, this guy is total loser, he deserves to be single for the rest of his life.

[xHaydenxX]

omg this makes my brain hurt.

[drillahmon]

what a catch

[lO21VefrO]

i cannot believe this guy! this is not normal. lol what a tool

[yoonaheart]

LOL. what a douche.

[zain4ev2k]

LOL AWESOME

[frankyspecial]

This guy doesn't have a shred of game. I mean, not a shred.  People that need to state emphatically that they're desirable tend to be the exact opposite. It's like telling everyone how attractive you are, when you're the ugliest person in the room. If this guy is physically unattractive too, then that's a double whammy!

[ahyolmu]

"Im the guy from the street" lol

[asilex247]

WHAT THE FUCK! FREAK!

[molecularash]

post his phone number.