Racist Jokes

[adamtheape]

no, NAACP stands for niggers are always causing problems

[pipefitter2267]

What 5 words does every black man wearing a 3 piece suit hear ... Will the defendant please rise.

[stariotti]

what do u call a pale face coward...a bitch as white boy then spit in his face.

[CJarrard2010]

@stariotti I bet you are some city Mosshead who turn tail to a big ole tough country guy , FYI just because you think youre tough doesnt mean you are

[stariotti]

white devil neighbor man was fuccing a bitch.....she said faster,guy says no prob...she says harder,guy says no problem...she says deeper,he had 2 come get me. what do u call an evil, morally bankrupt group of devils--white people..get it

[pipefitter2267]

@stariotti I bet the 4 hardest years of your life were 1st grade.

[PorkChops148]

I'm not a racist,Racism is crime and crime is for niggers

[masteroftheblaster1]

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. No I'm not racist,it's just funny.

[Bigoldblues]

What do u call 9 niggers hanging in a tree

Alabama wind chimes

[beerguzzler14]

2 black men are riding in a car who's driving The cops

[buddydog989]

Whatis the difference between a picture of jesus and jesus??? It only takes 1 nail to hang rhe painting.

[narutoskb]

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? - an avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? - a jail break

[psngladiator1]

what do you call a group of crackers running down hill? an avalanche!

[ManGlock2011]

what's the best card that the blacks like to play??? the race card

[ManGlock2011]

why do white women drop they partner for blacks?? because they want a bigger dick to fuck

[ManGlock2011]

what do call a bunch of blacks falling from the sky??? NIght. what do u call them when they land??? black top

[detroitboy911]

@ManGlock2011 also when brown people fall it's chocolate rain!

[MultiNZs]

Why didnt stevie wonders right anymore songs...... He dropped his pencil

[ChickenBoy159]

I mean stevie wonder

[ChickenBoy159]

@fuckercuntemilyosmen are u sure u made these? cuz sum of them i think u looked up like the ray charles one it was supposed to be bill cosby.

[quietcrowd]

@quietcrowd lls my little brother must've written this he can be racist as fuck sometimes

[21shadowkissed]

YOU ARE A TIT. I KNOW AN AMAZING SONG. ITS CALLED... TITTIES AND BEER♥ SOOOOO LUCIOUS...ITS MUSIC TO MY NIPPLES

[TheBeastGangsta]

@vtrfslayer

Hitler YES!!!!!

But never forget the ONE just as bad.........

OSOMA BIN LADEN

[dwills555]

heres a funny joke

why would it be bad if black people were not made

whites wouldnt have no one to blame

[o0oShYgIrLo0o16]

1:28-1:32 L0Lz

[danning1]

Here are a couple of pretty good jokes...

Q: What was the ultimate irony:

A: Fried chicken was invented by the Scots, not by blacks.

Q: But what would have been the ultimate irony if it had've been true?

A: If blacks had invented the condom.

[shawtysnika]

@narutokeepshispromis ..yu faggit dnt get fuckin stump..nd cuz i am black i dnt gve a white bitches ass about goin 2jail...again

[shawtysnika]

@mrsloveisnotalie ...gurl i feel yu

[1bol1]

enough with the racism, racism is a crime.

and crimes are for niggers.

[thedarkminister1]

MEXICAN JOKES PLEASE!!!!!

[linkcoolman]

im lucky im light brown^^

[JudasPriest714]

this is the first racist joke video I've seen that actually disses white people haha

[SuperMicklovin]

wat can a bench do a black guy cant. support a family

[98bigbutt]

How do you call a colony of cockroaches?The population of India.

[vickey103322]

@xXTOXICA8Xx idgaf n i aint gtta do shyt

[vickey103322]

@xXTOXICA8Xx how about u stop bein a racist bitch n i'll show you where u can stick that tampon followed by ma foot

[vickey103322]

FUCKK U FUCKK U FUCKK I MAY LAUGH BUT FUCK U FUCK UR LIFE FUCK UR SPERM FUCK FUCK FUCK UUU FUCK UR HOME FUCK UR CAR FUCK UR MONEY FUCK UR JOB FUCK UR DICK (IF U HAVE ONE) FUCK UR BALLS FUCK UU FUCK U NW FUCK U LATER FUCK U IN THE PAST FUCK U SIDEWAYS FUCK U FROM DA FRONT FUCK U FROM THE BCK FUCK U FUCK U IN THE FUTURE FUCK UR AFTER LIFE FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U BITCH

[vickey103322]

FUCKK U FUCKK U FUCKK I MAY LAUGH BUT FUCK U FUCK UR LIE FUCK UR SPERM FUCK FUCK FUCK UUU FUCK UR HOME FUCK UR CAR FUCK UR MONEY FUCK UR JOB FUCK UR DICK (IF U HAVE ONE) FUCK UR BALLS FUCK UU FUCK U NW FUCK U LATER FUCK U IN THE PAST FUCK U SIDEWAYS FUCK U FROM DA FRONT FUCK U FROM THE BCK FUCK U FUCK U IN THE FUTURE FUCK UR AFTER LIFE FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U BITCH

[vickey103322]

FUCKK U FUCKK U FUCKK I MAY LAUGH BUT FUCK U FUCK UR LIE FUCK UR SPERM FUCK FUCK FUCK UUU FUCK UR HOME FUCK UR CAR FUCK UR MONEY FUCK UR JOB FUCK UR DICK (IF U HAVE ONE) FUCK UR BALLS FUCK UU FUCK U NW FUCK U LATER FUCK U IN THE PAST FUCK U SIDEWAYS FUCK U FROM DA FRONT FUCK U FROM THE BCK FUCK U FUCK U IN THE FUTURE FUCK UR AFTER LIFE FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U BITCH!

[hernandezwwehardyboy]

its cocoa puffs you racist motherfucker go to hell

[mrkyrden]

I love racism. when it targets another race. i hate it when the target is me. the lesson is Hate it and love it. makes sense ?

[sk8terboy118]

Q:what do you call two black people on a bike

A:organized CRIM

p.s you cant spell for shit

1:49 - 1:59

[groola]

im not racist or anything, in fact, my best friend is black, but i cant stop laughing at these jokes XD

[airfoce26]

racist

[KINGJOHN104]

y dnt hindu's play hockey becuz everytime they go to the corner they mite open up a store

[MrMolyol]

What did the nigger say when he had diaherroea?

Help! im meltingggggg

[TheKirby555]

not funny at all. i hate racism

[CookieCrumb16]

@TheKirby555 you are such an ass. the title is "Racist Jokes"

if you hate racism, why did you click on it then? You're really an asshole

[percytje666]

When are the most razor blades bought in mexico?

On mothersday

[MrMolyol]

What do you look at bacteria with?-a microscope

What do you look at stars with?-a telescope

What do you look at NIGGERS with?- a gunscope.

W000000000000t fuck you niggers!

[princessofkaba1234]

@MrMolyol fuck u asshole

[shawtysnika]

@MrMolyol ...ummm yeah we{blackz} cn shoot yu wit our gun...cuz blak people dnt bout goin 2 jail...rite?

[patita271]

ay bitch u dont ever call a black person a nigger bitch ass racist motherfucker fagget ass hoe

[MrMolyol]

@patita271 NIGGER

[shawtysnika]

@patita271 ...thankyu

[CaptynWolf]

Why was Hellen Keller such a bad driver.Because she was a woman

[Flredneck95]

1 Why was white chocolate invented---- So niggers can get messy too!

2 Why do niggers like soup---- They like to see the crackers sink!

3 What do you call a bus full of black people---- A rotten banana!

4 How do you get a nigger to wear a condom---- Put a NIKE symbol on it

5.\ Why didn't Obama go to sleep last night--- The last nigger to have a dream got shot

6 What do you call an elevator full of white people--- A box of crackers! ----Yes i am white Yes i am racist Thank you please come again

[princessofkaba1234]

@Flredneck95 fuck u bitch i hope u rot in hell and hope u get totured in hell. and i hope u get fucked up by non racist people

[pegorino1000]

@Flredneck95 G.O F.U.C.K Y.O.U.R. S.E.L.F

[ManGlock2011]

@Flredneck95 LOL!! u r AWESOME!!! got any more???

[wendylewis90]

@Flredneck95 nice!!!

[stariotti]

@Flredneck95 this ridiculous,of course ur racist--ur white.....i like nos 2 and 6...whites r 2 cowardly 2 kill king obama...why r whites so easily frightened? why do u fear me lol?

[pipefitter2267]

@stariotti The 3 greatest lies

1. The checks in the mail.

2. I wont cum in your mouth.

3. Black is beutiful.

[madruss]

how come white people hate water beacuse crackers get soggy when wet

[YurStalker]

@madruss im pretty sure you forgot about Michael Phelps lovin water

[camothehedgehog]

why are black people so good at basketball. cuz they already know how to shoot, steal and run

[worldofurin]

What do you say to a nigger eating chocolate? AHH so this is where u fill your colour?

[pkownz3]

i dont get it mexicans bust theres asses cutting grass

[peanut539]

WARNING THESE ARE TWO VERY RACIST JOKES

1: JUAN AND JUANITA ARE JUMPING OFF A CLIFF TO SEE WHO HITS THE GROUND FIRST, WHO WINS?

SOCIETY

2:THERE IS A SUV WITH 5 BLACK GUYS IN IT, THEY DRIVE OFF A CLIFF AND DIE, WATS SAD ABOUT IT?

THE SUV COULD FIT 6 PEOPLE

LOLOLOL SORRYY FOR THE RACISM BUT THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE MY TWO FAVORITE JOKES. xD :]]]]]]]]

[RTWXilef]

A paki's going up the motorway in a transit van when a policeman pull's him over.

The cop says: "You know the limit's 70 right?"

The paki turns around and says: "sorry, you heard him, three of you have to get out"

[Richtothemax]

hahahah

[sedwaykid]

the one about Star Trek was hilarious

[shamona58]

How do you stop a black person from drowning?...

Take your foot of his head!

[boydead1]

im half paki and i laughed at the paki joke

[flashfire445]

why are there no mxicans on star trek

cause they dont work in the future either....

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican

bench can support a family of 4

[crapsnake4]

thats only true for niggers mexacins work a hell of alot harder than the buckwheats

[Slimresse]

the part about dead n***** went too far there's nothing funny about that u need help serious help

[IIPluto]

Mexicans are dirty, unrefined and always linked to gangs, violence and drugs.

But still, these low-class motherfuckers have ONE thing that I admire.

Ever noticed that vitually no Mexicans are involved in terrorist activities???

Muslims are already stupid enough to be brainwashed into doing terrorist activities.

But even then, these fucked up and silly Muslims don't even want Mexicans and Niggers to join them!!!

LOL LOL LOL.

[shaiyaHM]

heres one - have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college

-no

neither have I :P

[guitarkid7734]

What do you call a bunch of black ppl on a school bus? a rotten banana. :P

How do you know if a black person is in your family tree? you see him hanging from it :P

[shawtysnika]

@guitarkid7734 ...look yu faget do's dayz r some wat over...gte over..yall bitches jst made cuz we taken OVA dis fucked world

[MrM47K]

i loved this so much. nice

[Bonnerpaige21]

You guys are ALL fucking idiots just friggen calm down!

[MrFuckeration]

whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?

the dog has skid marks leading up to it.

[nicolas12189]

haaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaa@!

[alan517815]

@MrFuckeration what does that mean? i dont get it

[MrFuckeration]

@alan517815 no one stopped for the nigger

[AaronsFF14]

@MrFuckeration omg thats f***ing halarious nice one dude

[shawtysnika]

@MrFuckeration ..fuk yu..

[IIPluto]

Yeah yeah yeah....you Niggers are all useless, worthless motherfuckers.

Go eat your corn bread, and get to bed. Me and your mom need to fuck.

[nicolas12189]

lol wow

[shawtysnika]

@IIPluto.....if yo useless.how yuthink we got dis far...itz because us.BLACKS!!!

[bong264]

Funny as hell you should make more of these vids.

[princesssultana22]

funny shit man

[UFO00000000000000000]

BAAHAHHAHA !!! brilliant :D

[1997xander]

these are hateful videos so i'm flagging

[Randlethebeast]

shut up bitch, he"s funny. quit being hypersensitive. He didnt mean them

[1997xander]

yes say that to the youtube moderators

[Randlethebeast]

ok, i will, and the reason our country is having what you might call a "racist" problem, is you. people who take it seriously. if pople would laugh it off and not think of it, then only jokes as pure as knock-knocks. if you insist their bad, people will agree. I'm not a racist, but I can laugh at all race jokes, including white. And until I am called caucasian I will say black.

[98461872]

fuck you commie

[1997xander]

I'm not communist but you are a racist

[98461872]

you are a commie onley a commie would do somthing like this you fucking sissy

[1997xander]

what reporting racist? and by the way you can not be serious you misspelled only

[98461872]

i dont care about my spelling you runt fucking zipper head commie

[Rocketman1314]

What do u call a bunch of chinese people in a pool?

Cup of noodles!!!

[bulldog63077]

at 2:40 he was not making a racist joke bout mexicans he was making a racist joke bout mexcains

HA!

[rodrigo1362]

What u call a black priest?

Holy Shit!

[gurtygoose]

I thik both sides have a point. For one racism is serious and shit, but then again if you don't like stop watching and supporting the videos.

[ODSTScoppyElite]

this muthafucka cant even spell!!!!!!!!!!! ima do a damn drive by!!!!!!!!

[sleepyoutlaw]

I fucked your mother and she loves long black dick so dont be mad just when you kiss her tell me how it taste bitches

[Conservativelawyer]

Hey, i like this versoin of the song could u get ne the mp3?

[ilikenumbers123]

why are all of u people and i dont mean "YOU PEOPLE" freaking out about this they are just jokes they are not meant to be taken seriously and if you have such a big problem with it then why the fuck are you watching this for

thats all i have to say

[tatsumaru716]

what do u mean "YOU PEOPLE"

LOL JK I KNOW THIS PPL TAKE THESE JOKE SO SERIOUSLY COM THE FUCK DOWN SOME OF U TRING TO LOOK LIKE UR SOME BIG BAD MOTHER FICKER

[Christen180]

im gonna change the joke in to a fact!!

Whats big, long and white??

Any white mans cock!!!!

[RunningRainbowLlama]

You can go fuck yourself you stupid bitch..This aint funny...you may think its funny well your just wrong you need to grow up you racist cunt -_-

Take this vid off cuz ur gonna get bullied >.> in comments o_O FLAG -_-

[Randlethebeast]

shut up bitch, he didn't mean it. he's funny. its people lie you that are hypersensitive that separate this country. so shut up. if you have never made fun of ANYONE AT ALL flag. if not, you're a bitch

[Randlethebeast]

he won"t get bullied, im behind him, not as a racist, but a stocist.

[twizzyxgurl]

people who like this kind of thing sicken me

[yourtube1234567]

yea really racist only black and mexiacon jokes

why did the tatic ship sunk??

becuase the slave took revange

[uptonic]

what do u call 4 gays in a black van... the AIDS team.. what does GAY stand for... Got Aids Yet? lol.... What does Freddie Mercury and Mike Tyson have in common?.. Theyve both been beaten about the ring! hahaha

[uptonic]

good jokes man lovin it... how do u save a coon from drowning... take ya foot off his head lol... what do ya call a bus half full of niggers driving off a cliff.. a waste of space lol.... what do ya call a nigger with a stutter... cocoon hahaha NFUK

[uberman121]

fail

[tyedawg14]

hay u no ur such a dooosh aids jokes are not fuckin fummy get a life u ass hole o get up and loose wate u computer eek u ass hole go suck a big one.

[CascadaandYunaRocks]

its racist and its not funny either.

[ashantilongislant]

why were CRACKERS sent on a boat to america

cause they were the pigshit of europe.

when did europe became civilised?

when they dumped the SHIT on a boat

and send it off to the americas.

[ls4ever999]

CASEYWALTERS23 that was so fucking funny god saying no nigga lol fucking funny i swear good one. black peole have beef with us all the time so fuck u majn ok u try being racistv its so fun

[CASEYWALTERS23]

hey i got a joke,god gives a black kid wings and the black kid asks does this mean ima angle god smiles and says no nigga you a bat LOL LOL LOL

[whyrustaringatme]

these jokes are funny im gonna go make fun of my other friends

[Hunnibunni429]

learn how to fucking spell.....before you go and try to talk shit to someone!!!

R-A-C-I-S-T

not

R-A-S-I-S-T

[kimboslice223]

these jokes are pathetic

..

dont see why u have beef with black people?

give it a rest for fuksake

[bunsenhoneydew111]

are you like a racist?

[yinwarrior63]

dude u fukin suk get some new jokes

[jigokusmessenger]

why dose they call the black ppl niggers n the whites simpley white ppl

[ShontaviusJP]

These are stupid.