Vagina w/ Teeth only Cost $2

[hjs1471]

wiis are for gays

[iamreallywhite]

the video is 4minutes 20seconds! ahaaa

[XXSniperAsnXX]

Your wiiness is showing

[LowryStudios]

Thumbs up if you were thinking of a new saw movie...

[teslaDan5]

Wouldn't be surprised if some girl knowingly used that against an innocent guy

[xCHARCHIS]

the anti-rape condom: the fastest way to turn rape into murder.

[h0ssj0bey]

i love how the video is exactly 420! :D

[TimeForFunnz]

This will just increase murder rates.

[girlygoth180]

@TimeForFunnz no it would not because he cant walk once its on and the only way to get it off is by a doctor who then sends someone to arrest you so he would be in jail not out free wanting revenge.

[Naikorasu]

In the intro his wii had a message.

[jessesnowden]

was kingston in florida? telle me my future philly!!!



[AznWWEWatcher]

The condom may provoke the sufferer of the condom (a rapist and possibly a violent person) to injure possibly fatally, the woman. Which is why this thing is a bad idea.

[night4345]

@AznWWEWatcher he would be too busy blacking out due to blood lose/pain.

[EveYarnton]

I need to know where to get that purple T-shirt

[BillHicks420]

4:20. YEAH, BUDDY

[hope442000]

tipe bak amk amcıga benziyn oç. 

[night4345]

what if a girl has sex with a guy and wears the condom on purpose? worst crime ever?

[gjfdell]

epic start



[delam617]

I wonder what'll happen if they forget they have that anti-rape condom inside them. ;)

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

@thEannyoingE well they deserve it if theyre raping a chick!

[MsKadavra1]

Hey I live in Florida and I haven't been killed yet

[mimprincesa]

How do you wear that condom while you're gettin raped? 0.o

[thEannoyingE]

anti-rape condom, that's fucking cruel, for the guys junk.

[TheEpicLEMONpie]

@thEannoyingE

its not cruel if it is deserved :)

[TheBlurryLights]

I got really distracted by your Wii glowing on and off in the background :3

[armitageism]

ow

[xXxLinksterxXx]

I can actually watch your videos now that your old intro is gone and I gotta say your videos are quiet interesting :D

[shrikedragon37]

Your wiu has an update

[xEmoSunshine14x]

@BRIALEE70

Welcome ;)

[BRIALEE70]

i just came across this channel on accident and i f*cken love it!!!!!! i could watch and listen to you talk ALL day you are AWWWEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEEEEE

[tiye777]

STOP BLAMING PHILLIP DEFRANCO FOR GIVING YOU HERPES AND JUST START TAKE THE MEDICATION!

[hotpink8237]

Your segment on The anti- rape condom.. That just reminds me of the movie 'Teeth.'

[brom200]

Your show is awesome

[sandiegan45]

Phillip Ddfranco chinga tu madre

[Kaih0]

The thing that would be really horrible about this, is of course once he puts his dick in, and it rips through his dick, he would bleed profusely, inside her vagina.

Hopefully he doesn't have any kind of communicable disease because then.. welllll.

[Phelixas]

Rapex wasn't a good idea. =p rapist turn murderous

[NeKoBoY26]

Then that suck for him AND her because he just maimed his .... sausage, and she wont be expecting to get any action any time soon! :D

[lloveme9225]

HEY FREE SAUSAGE lol :)

[MFS001raps]

what if there dick is to small and the needles dont grab

[TheSmutchypuss]

this sounds like an awful idea. you could get some crazy chick who uses the thing to fuck over some dude. and he's screwed. in a whole bunch of ways.

[kidcat3000]

His flashing Wii is so distracting...

[GILMOURED1]

WHY IN THE HELL IS THEIR A WII IN THE BACKGROUND...

[BillDaBurgerEater]

wow, mark dice is right, why are people so dumb?! this has a shit ton more subscribers than peter schiff who is a genius and talks about things pretty much you cant afford to miss.....the dumbing down of america, its sad, we better wake up before we are all turned to slaves/serfs

[SunonDem4nd]

3:21 Go unfuckyourself. :D

[TheLightningComes]

It would kinda be hard to stop having a boner when your constantly thinking about your dick.

[AthenaX9797]

Hi Phil love your show but why are you yelling on this one? Haha

[SergioI08]

That would explain Casey Anthony..

[530hardassrapper]

@SergioI08  FUCK U

[jade4646]

phill you rock :) the internet would be boring with you.

[firehead0434]

@jade4646 LOL

[BaasJohannes]

to see this video in slowmotion keep space bar pressed it makes the vid much better

[greggz]

ATTENTION Rapey Mc Rapeyson: Don't forget foreplay!

[dreamer12905]

i remeber the anti rape condom from before!

[badboys7725]

Is ChampChong your copycat?

[MrsThyrsa]

Does Phil ever breath?

<3 you Phil !!!!!!

[inmyownright]

so ud hav to keep tht in at all times?

[MrCouchpotato93]

what if the chick is diong it with a dude willingly and forgets to take it out?

[MFS001raps]

@MrCouchpotato93 if any one is thinking about raping someone checkfirst

[FrankTheGaintBunny]

More than one oil rig has exploded in the ocean.

[euricdinkins]

u have a message online on your wii

[imnatescape]

What if his boner just stopped?

[MrAppleBradwee]

has anyone told you you look like the guy from simple plan really bad?

[davdkirwan1995]

Thumbs up for the Girl at the end ... Ur Boobies .. Tremendous !

[jacobbubble2]

no

[jameslee445]

rofl i didn't watch your show in 6 months and you still didn't fix your blocked nose..



[AirJerks]

Watch AirJerks :D

[realgaylog]

Do you talk like that in real life?

[demonicpiss]

Wat happens if the girl forgets to take the teeth out? Ouch O_o

[pcdsgh]

@demonicpiss lol, I was about to comment about the same thing xD

[RectifieD]

wierd say vid was uploaded on 22nd but Phil says 'this tuesday' - retract me previous statement

[RectifieD]

This video might have been before but no talk of Macho Man!?!?!?!

[MrRemLezar]

@RectifieD Yeah, this was posted a year ago.

[senorseis66]

@RectifieD its from 2010

[sausagetail77]

Well yes off shore drilling is bad but what's the alternative? You can complain all you want about it being terrible but what are we going to do for energy then? until we find a clean renewable EFFICIENT energy source there really is no other options

[TheForevernAE]

You should feel proud as fuck of yourself. You are a role model to new careers. I can't even imagine what it would be like to go through withdrawal from your show so don't stop, and if anything, don't sellout and become a late night guy. comedy isn't funny when it's commercialized

[vaahtobileet]

@TheForevernAE He gets money from making these though. Apparently he has also made commercials.

[wackycat998]

lets use dandelions 4 power!!!!!!!!!!

[meisema666]

They way you say "vagina" : priceless xD

[Jaysopoulos]

how funny would it be if she forgets to take it off and she actually wants to have sex with the guy. LOL

[Jaysopoulos]

for the anti rape condom um what if the guys into anal....

[Flamingames]

640000th view !

[MachineGunKali]

HEY FREE SAUSAGE!!! LMAO!!

[EggheadJr1]

@ jonanice exactly. The only people I see using this with any degree of success, are battered women, whose husbands come home drunk and rape them.... Kids who are molested by parents or sneaky uncles.. or Girls going to a frat party. Because honestly those are the only people who might in my opinion, see that shit comin'.

[LucyLAL100]

Ow I'm a girl and just thinking about getting that condom in your dick hurts.

PS: You remind me ok Finn from Glee

[SunonDem4nd]

@LucyLAL100 I know he looks EXACTLY like Cory Monteith. If you lived in Canada that would be HILARIOUS. :D When I started watching this I was like, "Why is Cory Monteith going under the name Philip Defranco?? If you put the words "Cory Monteith" in the title it would get 1,000,000 views like that (snaps fingers) XD :) ;)

[GamerLad117]

@LucyLAL100 Don't do it! Think about it, the only "non-painful" way of getting his dick out is for you both to drive to a hospital, so he will be in there for however long the drive, wait, and "surgery" is. Do you really want him in there that long?

[GamerLad117]

@LucyLAL100 Wait, i forgot that it can come out, sorry for the confusion/stupidity.

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

yes it should because we don't need oil that much just freakin use the better,cheaper(in the long run),and won't run out like wind!!!

[cc6547]

Well FUCK OBAMA

[staple006]

Fuck the oil companies! Let's go alternative already.

[jonanice]

wat girls gonna feel comfortable about inserting basically a 'weapon' inside of her & wen wud u make the decision to hav it in there anyways its not like any1 ever plans 2 get raped

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

@jonanice

well if ya lived in new york you might think it was needed...

[jonanice]

@MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH omg dont say that im goin back to NY soon :s

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

@jonanice

lol

[colenize]

RaverDude says i like nuts! crunchy crunchy crunchy :D

[Iplaywowboys]

Looks they might be needing these in the projects

[gadgetine007]

@MacCrazy97 I never thought about that, that would be VERY uncomfortable lol :)

[MacCrazy97]

What if a dude found the anti rape condom and took it out flipped it inside out and then used it?

[RoughThief]

Wait, anti-rape condom? Why do I get the feeling this is gonna get the hell abused out of it? Now I'll have to be even MORE paranoid if a hot chick suddenly invites me to have intercourse with her. It's like people want people to stop having sex. Hey here's a great idea for anti-rape: mace, tazer, GUN, kick in the nuts - really, just pick one!

[MrThegrouper]

Does everyone realize that oil drilled in american territory is not automatically sold to americans. The companies drilling it can sell it to whoever they want. so drilling in america doesn't necessarily make america any more self sufficient.

[thcdreams654]

I went to the doctors. I told him I broke my leg in two places. The doctor told me to stop going to those places.

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

p.s. i subscribed :D

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

yes yes yes yes! BAN THEM!!

[HollaKhalua]

Until we figure out another way to run my hummer. Drill that oil!!!!

[gcandy777]

BANN OFF SHORE DRILLING !!!!

[exelias1]

The I pad is just like the Nintendo DS, coming up with nothing new.

[exelias1]

The I pad is just like the Nintendo DS, coming up with nothing new.

[exelias1]

The I Pad is just like Nintendo DS, with coming up with nothing new.

[exelias1]

The I Pad is just like Nintendo DS, with coming up the nothing new.

[writhe2it]

I just invented the anti-rape, rape condom. It allows rape without damage to the dick. Sorry, details are patented.

[XxJUAQUIN19xX]

SHHHH!!!..Someone just pussy farted...

[Maatt28]

@XxJUAQUIN19xX It's called queefing.. You're welcome.

[jsnyder171517]

or blame it on black people haha funny but racist

[AirsoftKid117]

lol, u got a msg on ur wii...

[Zaniahiononzenbei]

i paused at 4:20....... damn thats hot!

[GnarledStaff]

Stop the deep ocean drilling, at least until they have a vague idea on how to clean shit up. Or, a good idea... yeah, that might be better...

[mokamokasusuama]

638 people tried to rape someone before watching this video.... their dicks must be in real pain....

[lulusings1]

You are so cute... Ha ha and you are way too funny also well I don't know what to say now okay bye!! Love, Lulu <3

[1ADAM121212]

so i can have a penis cover with a knife on it in case a woman rapes me

[iloveyou8x]

@TheBitjunkie and @TheAbsolQueen, I was thinking the same thing. Also, I live 2 hours away from spring hill and everything you said about florida was complete and utterly...correct.

[Lecuser]

haha holy shit, anti rape, nice haha pretty creative

[imteezydoe]

CHECK OUT T-PAIN FT STYLEZ (MOTIVATED)

[davematthewsband2201]

Man I really miss douche bag of the day

[MissBreezyBe3]

i like you, you are a funnnny dude. & i like your face! haha -bre

[Istaru97]

Won't they notice that their vajayjay (like the phil reference? :D) is already open and that there's a bunch of razor sharp teeth in it, so they will take it out first? And what if they're underaged and virgins? wouldn't putting it in be like rape (er something)? And no ban, just screw BP and make em pay for being dumbasses

[irsab2006]

youre ugly

[stardust12495]

lol the length of the video is 4:20

[irobotfanatic]

Now when you Google "Anti Rape Condom," a still from this video shows up on page 13 of images. xD

[bigbob221027]

What the hell is wrong with ur wii

[Sickoe]

633 people have or do go by the name Bubba.

[MrAgisma]

i want 360

[LiveLoveLaughDreamOn]

im from Florida and i still like this!!!

[zimusa1]

i love you

[jimmysgetndown]

Off shore drilling should continue as long as we need it. If another one blows up then a few hundred people will be upset for a while, but if we stop supplying oil to everybody and ask them to - heaven forbid - walk somewhere, then everybody will pretty much be furious forever. :)

[amoghthegamer]

Hope I wn the 360

[THEBILLYTIME]

BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD ALL VISIT (THEVERYRANDOM) WEBSITE

ITS FREAKING AWSOME, IT UPDATES YOU WITH ALL THE NEW VIDEOS

[TheAbsolQueen]

Your Wii was blinking at you.

[astronaut529]

@TheAbsolQueen

thats all i can look at now thanks a lot...asshole

[palmercod]

@Stealth995 George Bush was put in a worse problem and did his best and everyone seems to hate him. I, on the other hand, fully support every thing he did to keep me and my country safe. It was either kill or be killed, and if I was him, I would have killed to

[delin5]

Your Wii has a message>.<

[3nafamily]

I have so much terrible thoughts that go along with the rape condom combined whistle thing I think I'm gonna have to go

[WingAngelProductions]

This will lead to an up-rise in ass raping. I guarantee it. 

[Beanybop12]

"its like That, and jets skis its like one of the two!!"

no idean y i think its funny, but it is so FUCK OFF!!!

[kosard212]

fuck obamas bs, hes trying to ruin america!

[Stealth995]

@kosard212 hes trying his best and was put in a really difficult position...... and hes actually accomplished a lot

[lordisructo]

i was drinking soda when he told the rapi mc raperson story i literally spit it out laughing!!

[SimLord]

I like how the Wii turns on at 1:51

[awesome2130]

thumbs up if u pressed the thumbs up button

[malewhale53]

that is terrifying... not that im a rapist but wow they should have some thing so it clips on and shows up on police radar or somthing. but having teeth bite your dick is messed up!

[dearet75]

couldnt you just lose your boner and slip the anti rape condom off then?

[BellRocks15]

@dearet75 No actually the looser it becomes the harder the teeth digs into the flesh that question was answered in the orginal article

[MRHamsterman101]

@BellRocks15 so what your essentially saying is, stay horny while your having your jon bitten by RAZORBLADES or the pain is going to get worse?

[TheBitjunkie]

that anti rape condom reminds me of the movie Teeth.

[singtome5]

@TheBitjunkie Hell yeah it does! I loved when she was able to control and bite the guys weiner off on purpose!! I would love to have that cause some guys deserve. Especially rapist!

[thethespian800]

@TheBitjunkie that movie is MESSED UP!

[Montanaific001]

@TheBitjunkie Agreed...

[JasonGTv]

@TheBitjunkie Phil Just watched that on his PhillyD movie show

[sn1pe352]

rofl that anti rape whistle idea is amazingly funny this guy is a modern day philosopher

[SofiaMisfit]

Philip! We have the same lastt namee xD<3

[DaEpicLulz]

your videos suck german cock tip faggot pretty boy bitch

[MrMaxstil]

your anoying me >:(

[xmandy0rz]

you are very amusing to watch blazed

[mycrucifixtion]

@xmandy0rz haha, the wake'n'bakes are the best

[kristen175]

hey some people in florida like to swim how do u think half of us got here. LMFAO

[Diazepamo]

you suck please stop

[horukye]

Energy crisis, no beuno. Yes, let's stop all operations of everything worhtwhile because Jimmy spilled chocolate milk in the Gulf of Mexico.

[imjustbecause16]

hahaha dude tht sux shit for the rapest haha thet basicly loose their manhood in one violent act haha

[LethalAxis]

poor rapist......

[ehabtouch]

No thanks, I got my own. People already afraid of this va-j-j! (Oprah, says va-j-j). Nicki Minaj says, "Step yo pussy up!"

[joshuabrandt78]

Dude, you are funny as hell, but also, you should consider being the stunt double for Ryan Reynolds