Not funny. They could have gone much further with such ripe material available (blame immigrants, single mums, the BBC, muslims, for everything that causes cancer), but FRED BASSETT? Actually, I sometimes wonder whether the Daily Mail is being ironic with all that right wing sensationalist stuff.
They should do an Independent Island or Guardian Island, where normal people go to become pretentious hysterics who think that every act of evil in the world - from genocide, to leaving the toilet seat up - was perpetrated by either Israel or Tony Blair.
A lot of people slagging Catherine Tate off. Do you realise that Charlie Brooker put her in this sketch, he chose her to perform in it. He must therefore think she is funny, unless you are criticising his judgement on what is funny and what is not. By the way she is one of the favourites to place Steve Carrell in the US Office, she probably can't hear your jealousy over all the money she has made and is going to make.
@fancythathat Then why did she win Best Comedy Newcomer and Best TV Comedy Actress at the British Comedy Awards? Not mentioning her nomination for an International Emmy plus four BAFTA nominations for comedy. Someone must think that she has comic talent.
@fancythathat Hey mate, there is no need to get abusive. Just because she doesn't make you laugh, doesn't mean she doesn't make other people laugh. The very fact she has won comedy awards suggests she makes people laugh.
@fancythathat Still means she is funny to some people, and quite a lot of people at that if she has won awards. Therefore she has comic talent, fact! In future, don't send hate filled replies to people's comments unless you really know what you are talking about. I repeat, she has won COMEDY awards, therefore is comically talented. If the awards are for braindead people, then why does Charlie Brooker turn up? I look forward to another hate filled response.
@samsung54369 My arguement isn't wrong thanks. The thing about Bieber, is that his songs are written for him and they use auto-tune for his voice, particularly on the album. Therefore he is showing no real talent there. The awards he has won are mainly awards that are voted for by the public, so he is bound to win them. He still hasn't won the award that matters, a Grammy. When he does, come back to me and we can continue this 'discussion'.
I can see how you can argue that the Times, or the Torygraph might be better than the Grauniad (all down to opinion), but the daily mail is just another tabloid comparable with the sun or the daily fucking star. Immigrants give you cancer don't you know?
The Guardian bashing is unfair. The daily Mail is a tabloid with broadsheat pretensions. The Guardian is left wing and admit it. The Guardian is defenitley a better standard of paper.
..The Guardian has its own agenda just like The Daily Mail does, one paper tells you that Islammic immigrants are all borderline bomb fetishists and the other tells you that Islammic immigrants are all soft & cuddly shiny happy people who would cuddle you like a carebear even if you mocked their prophet in anyway shape or form.
They are both grossly exaggerated and serve their own deceitful masters.
actually, the guardian is a broadsheet, so it is more like a leftwing telegraph than a leftwing daily mail. the editorials and opinion pieces do have a pronounced bias, but the actual news reporting is on the whole impartial. furthermore the layout of the guardian makes it clear the difference between reporting and opinion pieces.
now, if you want a leftwing rag, try socialist worker. it is fucking mental. they sound ready to try and storm parliament.
THE DAILY MAIL SUPPORTS THE BNP NAZIS. THEY ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH! THEY ONLY ALLOW THE MOST HATEFUL RACIST COMMENT ON THE WEBSITE. I HOPE THE COLUMNISTS, EDITORS AND SUPPORTERS GET THE CANCERS THEY WONT SHUT UP ABOUT
@ccfcobro At least the newsrag on my end of the scale is just full of pointless chin-stroking semi-intellectual crap. It beats the shit out of constantly smearing angry bile on the front page.
this is satire, not established or affiliated w/ the daily mail, duh. or if so, empirical proof that the daily mail is really just satire ever since England declared war on Hitler. (e.g. convincing the public that they were just joking when they supported fascism)
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as a Daily Mail reader I find it good that the pinko, leftie Guardianistas, who under thier veneer of political right onshite are actually the most biggoted and intolerant people on God's Earth, despise the Daily mail so much, because it is always pointing out the damage they have done to the country since the war.
@persilbran LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this is the funniest comment i have ever read in my whole life. I half expect it was written as a joke, to take the piss out of the daily mail readers. coz it cant be real looooooool
@persilbran I'm certainly against the Daily Mail, yet am not a fan of the Guardian either. And your assumption that the left wing have ruined the country is absurd. Labour governments have insituted the NHS, minimum wage and monetary aid for those that need it. All the Conservatives have done is privatise industries for economic gain at the expense of service and reliability.
@kingdomofdalriada A country in which the top 1% of the population control, what is it 80% of the wealth, is not a free society. I would suggest you look there first before you start lambasting propsective govt intervention seeking to rectify this................just a thought...............
@fearghalgill That is at one end of the spectrum just like pure socialism is at the opposite end. I don't doubt that capitalism needs to be strictly controlled. However socialism is not the answer. I believe a hybrid model is more suitable.
@TonyMacina But you forgot to mention Labour's steady and sustained attack on Civil Liberties, culminating in the nightmarish, dictatorial Civil Contingencies Act and the attempt to introducing ID cards.
@persilbranI wouldn't mention the war if I were you, the Daily Mail printed up the black shirts. And at least the Guardian readers only despise about 2.1 million Daily Mail readers, you despise about 6 billion, sounds much more bigoted to me. Besides I doubt Guardian readers hate you with anything like the passion your paper seems to hate it’s enemies. I’ve lost count of how many anti Muslim comments I see on the mail site, that’s 1.5 billion.
@persilbran Not as much as the Mail did, which was an avid supporter of the Blackshirts and a major proponent of Hitler's regime, until war broke out. At which point Lord Rothmere backtracked furiously and denied attending a dinner party with the fuhrer, sending him adoring letters and sucking his cock, which he did. Except that last part, I made that up.
Can you imagine if Hitler Won? then the Mail would be spewing bile about Muslims, leftists, the poor, women, gays, immigrants... OH WAIT!
@persilbran Not as much as the Mail did, which was an avid supporter of the Blackshirts and a major proponent of Hitler's regime, until war broke out. At which point Lord Rothmere backtracked furiously and denied attending a dinner party with the fuhrer, sending him adoring letters and sucking his cock, which he did. Except that last part, I made that up.
Can you imagine if Hitler Won? then the Mail would be spewing bile about Muslims, leftists, the poor, women, gays, immigrants... OH WAIT!
How can you not LOVE the Daily Mail? A paper for the borderline hysterical. It shrieks like a frustrated chav from the newsagent's floor with its laughable headlines and perspectives. And let's face it, the world is not full of discerning, emotionally well-balanced individuals; it's filled with frightened, lowest common denominator fuckwits whose racism is like a bell announcing their terror and feelings of impotence. Darwinism just didn't work. The weak rule.
Charlie Brooker married Connie from Blue Peter. Weird; if the world of fatalistic misanthropes was the Great Escape, he'd be the one who managed to row away in a little boat. Myself and Stewart Lee in the back of the lorry as it pulls to a stop, and we only guess that something's wrong at the last possible moment. * Yes, I hate the Daily Mail, but it's not the thing I hate most in the world. *Catherine Tate, circa the early nineties, also appeared in Simon Munnery's excellent 'Attention Scum'
@foolishned - The Guardian is a fantastic paper. I can only assume you don't agree with it ideologically (liberal centre left) because the production values, the quality of the supplements etc etc, is undeniably good. Perhaps you prefer the Times - a very good newspaper but a Murdoch product regardless.
@sausagedogmcgee Try looking up "Charlie Brooker's Newswipe" or "Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe". He also maintains a column in the Guardian, if you type "Brooker comment is free" into google and click the first link you'll find it. I know I'm a bit late, but better late than never.
Now that I finished writing that message in a way that even a Daily Mail reader can understand.
Here is what I think the daily mail and the people who read it are uneducated, xenophobic, royalist, gullible tools. monogirl13's comment was spot on at least with the Sun you can laugh at what they do.
@spider5600 How can you say people who read this paper are ALL uneducated, xenophobic etc? Surely making this judgement makes you no better than them. I think even the Daily Mail istelf knows how collonial and ridiculous it is at times but people want to read opinion like this so what does it matter. What I laugh at is how the DM actually takes itslef quite seriously.
This is sadly true. I have watched a few turn into harsh, condemnatory people in a very short space of time. It is sad as they were liberals, and accepting before. :(
@angrydead ..You're right the Guardian isn't full of homophobic scum, its actually full of ultra-liberal, neo-socialist Britain hating scum. Its 2 sides of the coin..theres no middle ground unfortunately.
@141target Honestly? I don't read the Guardian, I tend to read the Daily Mail, Timesand use several media other soarces from both ends of the political spectrum to get a balanced account of what's going on rather than relying a single soarce.
Only a chronic fuckwit would throw around words like elitest like it means anything.
Go back to the Sun and the Mail and ignore us elitest bastards and our analytical ways.
@141target bawwww, " you're a middle class English twat becouse you don't like the mail despite that being the mails target reader", honestly grow a pair
i dont like the daily mail. so dont imply that i do, although im sure that concept is hard for someone like you to understamd. as 'grow a pair' is your only attempt at making a valid point.
Clearly you dont know what your talking about, why not go cry over palestinian children and gay rights like the little guardianisti you are.
i dont like the daily mail. so dont imply that i do, although im sure that concept is hard for someone like you to understamd. as 'grow a pair' is your only attempt at making a valid point.
Clearly you dont know what your talking about, why not go cry over palestinian children and gay rights like the little guardianisti you are.
i dont like the daily mail. so dont imply that i do, although im sure that concept is hard for someone like you to understamd. as 'grow a pair' is your only attempt at making a valid point.
Clearly you dont know what your talking about, why not go cry over palestinian children and gay rights like the little guardianisti you are.
@141target Ah doesnt like welsh people-what a surprise. You havnt made a valid point, you're just a beligerant prick. Now go back to your bitching about palestinian children and gay rights while being afraid of timmigrant coming over here and taking your job (if you had one) and leave the discussions to people who read.
i am an immigrant you nob, just because you read the guardian and have a higher education doesnt make you clever, and it definatly doesnt make you working class.
@141target Ah if anything you should be sucking the Guardians dick, after all the Mail wants you to fuck off (so do I in fact but for differant reasons) it's usually the Guardian which plays advocate for you. You're right what makes clever is the fact I'm clever the whole education thing just ensured I can use it. What made me working class was being born to a steel worker in a low income area, I may qualify as middle class now but that would be an issue for sociologists.
@141target So what's the deal with you and the Guardian anyway, the Dad walk out on you and your mam when you where 4 becouse he wanted to have sex with Jackie Ashley? Or maybe you're just Gay for Israel/chavnism/ fred phelps? I mean I'm not actually a Guardian reader outside of Charlie brookers online stuff so maybe they produced and article showing them fucking your mother? Help me out here?
The guardian is a snobby paper that disguises its ridiculous political views as intellectual by saying 'its not as bad as the daily mail' or 'well your just racist' I am from Tukums in Latvia but i have lived in britain almost all my life. i have no need to know about how immigrants should be treated better and be given everything. Because if some guardianisti tried telling Latvians that shit they would be kidnapped and mudered.
The mail isnt any better than the guardian, but at least that is recognised by most people.
The guardian can get anyway with anything just because it plays on sympathy and psudo intellectualism. They are really just the left wing version of the daily mail that uses a thesaurus more often. nothing more.
@141target No the Guardian is better than he mail. Basic journalistic standards are the big hint, not to mention the lack of gossip magazine crap
Not really, a left wing version of the Mail would most likely be the Mirror. The Guardian may be left wing but in terms of quality producting and writting it pisses on the Mail compare that wet drip Liz Jones to Charlie brooker for example
@141target Incorrect, if you wish you can see his most recent entry as off yesterday.
You really need to get over yourself if you're going to throw a hissy fit everytime a media soarce says something you don't like then you should problaby stop reading papers.
i dont read the guardian, i just hate when people who do bitch to me about how much more "intellectual" they are despite being a bunch of fucking sheep.
@141target Ah very good runt, a circular arguement, all becouse you're pissy becouse they said some nasty things about Estonia, if where going off track record 100% I've met from Estonia are crybaby's bullshittters and weaklings.
Mr Colin Bennett from "Take Hart". Cool!
vrooomuk 1 week ago
So, the Daily Mail...it's a rather conservative paper is it?
cochranexyz 2 weeks ago 3
"Disgusting, foreign, who're!
flyworld3 2 weeks ago
6:41 ... Is Pat Condell the community leader...lol.
TheWisemonkey8 1 month ago 4
this is a great sketch
Therealnoel 2 months ago
Not funny. They could have gone much further with such ripe material available (blame immigrants, single mums, the BBC, muslims, for everything that causes cancer), but FRED BASSETT? Actually, I sometimes wonder whether the Daily Mail is being ironic with all that right wing sensationalist stuff.
cbak12sg 3 months ago
@cbak12sg They often seem to be satirizing themselves almost.!
abraxis20 2 months ago
@cbak12sg It's 10 years old, they could go even further
utoes 1 month ago
Holy shit Catherine Tate before she degenerated into lame catchphrase comedy and impersonating dizzy women from essex.
lshaw17 3 months ago 5
Fuck the Daily Mail!
Task5003 3 months ago 8
@Task5003 MCR reference?
greencatsick 1 month ago
Bye Love!
Brilliant
Frog154 4 months ago
How's this... I know it's fake... but what? huh?....I mean fuck.... god whereWHATTHEFUKCSHIT IS THIS?!!?
TrolliusTrollington 4 months ago
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SethMcFartlane 4 months ago
0:26 it's Rebekah Brooks!
knaan163 6 months ago 3
What a massive troll. Haha!
ShesFixingHerHair8 6 months ago
The eyes of justice...will be watching
Evacetera 6 months ago
CATHERINE TATE
zellerzlovesyouuu 6 months ago 2
This got turned into a film by M Night Doucheface.
Guess which one?
.... That's right, Signs.
WTFRawrtube 6 months ago
THE EYES OF JUSTICE!
Insubordinate90 6 months ago
Catherine Tate is fabulous.
RazorbladeKiss248 6 months ago
with her fingers.
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They should do an Independent Island or Guardian Island, where normal people go to become pretentious hysterics who think that every act of evil in the world - from genocide, to leaving the toilet seat up - was perpetrated by either Israel or Tony Blair.
cncinc100 6 months ago
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cncinc100 6 months ago
this must have been how they created richard littlejohn
KantorekBaumerB14 7 months ago 3
I'd live there.
moonhitler 7 months ago
The paper that supported Hitler.
imfpredicts 7 months ago 40
is this a sitcom?
CornishCreamtea07 7 months ago
A lot of people slagging Catherine Tate off. Do you realise that Charlie Brooker put her in this sketch, he chose her to perform in it. He must therefore think she is funny, unless you are criticising his judgement on what is funny and what is not. By the way she is one of the favourites to place Steve Carrell in the US Office, she probably can't hear your jealousy over all the money she has made and is going to make.
birdman3120 8 months ago 4
Do a search for the Daily Mail Song by Dan and Dan. It's hilarious and goes well with this video.
JoeStunner 8 months ago 3
At a recent lecture John Bercow described the Daily Mail as a "bigoted, homophobic, racist, outdated little comic strip".
They should use that as a promotional quote, it's accurate enough. Great video :)
tombrookes101101 9 months ago 12
i saw this i while ago and i didnt even notice that was Catherine Tate
hollowking992 9 months ago 4
1:04 watch the guy's left arm..... xD
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Hegerz93 9 months ago
It's a shame Catherine Tate is sucking the funny out of every scene.
williamwilson666 9 months ago
debasing everything with her fingers
Oscar301 10 months ago 6
That guy's Fred Basset impression is both the funniest and creepiest thing I've ever seen on telly.
Sesquipedaliantique 10 months ago 5
@crazyboyxx
Yeah unfortunatly they fucked up that situation.
141target 10 months ago
Charlie Brooker should be criticising Catherine Tate, she is fucking awful
fancythathat 10 months ago
@fancythathat just shows the bbc will put anyone on their own show tate is a witch
seonidh 10 months ago
F**king hell man, how many TV shows has Brooker done. Keep finding more. Not complaining.
davedjdgs 10 months ago 3
Hmm, is DES Murray from Flight of the Concords, nah
DrJazzFunk 10 months ago
7 daily mail readers
princessmara7 10 months ago 67
This is the first time the mere description of a vid has made me spit my drink all over the keyboard.
Myrkky100 10 months ago
"with her fingers"... mmmmm, fingers ;0)
goatboyjnr 11 months ago
Catherine Tate, brilliant as always!
birdman3120 11 months ago 2
@birdman3120 Catherine Tate wouldnt know comic talent if it fucked her up the arse
fancythathat 10 months ago
@fancythathat Then why did she win Best Comedy Newcomer and Best TV Comedy Actress at the British Comedy Awards? Not mentioning her nomination for an International Emmy plus four BAFTA nominations for comedy. Someone must think that she has comic talent.
birdman3120 10 months ago
@birdman3120 Are you talking about comedy awards? For fuck sake you are an idiot ! The only valid award for comedy is LAUGHTER.
fancythathat 10 months ago 2
@fancythathat Hey mate, there is no need to get abusive. Just because she doesn't make you laugh, doesn't mean she doesn't make other people laugh. The very fact she has won comedy awards suggests she makes people laugh.
birdman3120 10 months ago 2
@birdman3120 Comedy awards are for the braindead, just like Tate
fancythathat 10 months ago
@fancythathat Still means she is funny to some people, and quite a lot of people at that if she has won awards. Therefore she has comic talent, fact! In future, don't send hate filled replies to people's comments unless you really know what you are talking about. I repeat, she has won COMEDY awards, therefore is comically talented. If the awards are for braindead people, then why does Charlie Brooker turn up? I look forward to another hate filled response.
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@birdman3120 I really know what I am talking about, you dosy tasteless retard
fancythathat 10 months ago
@birdman3120 justin bieber has earned awards, yet he has no talent, catherine tates ok but your argument is wrong
samsung54369 8 months ago
@samsung54369 My arguement isn't wrong thanks. The thing about Bieber, is that his songs are written for him and they use auto-tune for his voice, particularly on the album. Therefore he is showing no real talent there. The awards he has won are mainly awards that are voted for by the public, so he is bound to win them. He still hasn't won the award that matters, a Grammy. When he does, come back to me and we can continue this 'discussion'.
birdman3120 8 months ago
lol at the trial
VineFynn 11 months ago
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
almondavid 11 months ago
Uhm...this stuff is uh....retarded and really, not one whit funny. Sorry Brits, I'm nominally always on your side! lol
Kerriwyn13 11 months ago
@Kerriwyn13 over your head i think.
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nilukamadav 11 months ago
I can see how you can argue that the Times, or the Torygraph might be better than the Grauniad (all down to opinion), but the daily mail is just another tabloid comparable with the sun or the daily fucking star. Immigrants give you cancer don't you know?
beanabadger 11 months ago
Is this a comedy?
weldon29 11 months ago
@weldon29 no, its a factual documentary...this actually happened.
peacefrog1916 11 months ago 90
@peacefrog1916 I didn't know that it was fake until the part where they forced the girl the masturbate... lol...
weldon29 11 months ago
@peacefrog1916 are you serious? (I hope this reads as incredulous as I want it to) LOL
gretaprewett 7 months ago
Whats wrong with the guardian? what do you read? He wasn't fired.
theoster15 1 year ago
The Guardian bashing is unfair. The daily Mail is a tabloid with broadsheat pretensions. The Guardian is left wing and admit it. The Guardian is defenitley a better standard of paper.
theoster15 1 year ago
"I had to stand on a chair to be sure... And there it was. Absolutelty shameful behaviour."
That should be enforced upon the Daily Mail as their new slogan so potential readers are warned in due course. Suits them perfectly.
DynamicScherzo 1 year ago
..The Guardian has its own agenda just like The Daily Mail does, one paper tells you that Islammic immigrants are all borderline bomb fetishists and the other tells you that Islammic immigrants are all soft & cuddly shiny happy people who would cuddle you like a carebear even if you mocked their prophet in anyway shape or form.
They are both grossly exaggerated and serve their own deceitful masters.
Dungarth 1 year ago
The Daily Mail would sell well in America.
DamageInc0rparat3d 1 year ago
actually, the guardian is a broadsheet, so it is more like a leftwing telegraph than a leftwing daily mail. the editorials and opinion pieces do have a pronounced bias, but the actual news reporting is on the whole impartial. furthermore the layout of the guardian makes it clear the difference between reporting and opinion pieces.
now, if you want a leftwing rag, try socialist worker. it is fucking mental. they sound ready to try and storm parliament.
TheClockworkPenguin 1 year ago 2
Leave Daily Mail readers alone, it's not their fault they were born with learning difficulties.
RenardRoberts 1 year ago
@RenardRoberts
looool
nacaaswanacas 1 year ago
Yes! :D Hahaha
DynamicScherzo 1 year ago
haha Catherine Tate
A2XAlex 1 year ago
@A2XAlex Well done you
benrfc 1 year ago
THE DAILY MAIL SUPPORTS THE BNP NAZIS. THEY ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH! THEY ONLY ALLOW THE MOST HATEFUL RACIST COMMENT ON THE WEBSITE. I HOPE THE COLUMNISTS, EDITORS AND SUPPORTERS GET THE CANCERS THEY WONT SHUT UP ABOUT
MotorsportUK2009 1 year ago
The Guardian and the Daily Mail are both shitty reactionary newspapers
ccfcobro 1 year ago
@ccfcobro Steady on, have you ever read the gaurdian? smug, yeah, often filled with inconsequential bullshit, yeah, but reactionary?
451harri 1 year ago
@451harri
Yes theyre both rag newspapers on the oposite end's of the scale, stop getting defensive because your political views might lean to the left.
ccfcobro 1 year ago
@ccfcobro At least the newsrag on my end of the scale is just full of pointless chin-stroking semi-intellectual crap. It beats the shit out of constantly smearing angry bile on the front page.
451harri 1 year ago
@451harri Well said. It may be bullshit, but it's harmless bullshit. The same cannot be said of the rightwing gutter tabloids.
antmartainexperience 1 year ago
Satire at it's best.
RetroCool73 1 year ago
viz-immigrants cause cancer according to the daily mail
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shenwotson12 1 year ago
this is satire, not established or affiliated w/ the daily mail, duh. or if so, empirical proof that the daily mail is really just satire ever since England declared war on Hitler. (e.g. convincing the public that they were just joking when they supported fascism)
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Is Catherine Tate in this?
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@thomasimon Yes.
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as a Daily Mail reader I find it good that the pinko, leftie Guardianistas, who under thier veneer of political right onshite are actually the most biggoted and intolerant people on God's Earth, despise the Daily mail so much, because it is always pointing out the damage they have done to the country since the war.
persilbran 1 year ago
@persilbran The only one here can't see your Idiocy is you.
DackIsBack 1 year ago
@persilbran LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this is the funniest comment i have ever read in my whole life. I half expect it was written as a joke, to take the piss out of the daily mail readers. coz it cant be real looooooool
LaSofia 1 year ago 3
@persilbran I'm certainly against the Daily Mail, yet am not a fan of the Guardian either. And your assumption that the left wing have ruined the country is absurd. Labour governments have insituted the NHS, minimum wage and monetary aid for those that need it. All the Conservatives have done is privatise industries for economic gain at the expense of service and reliability.
TonyMacina 1 year ago 9
@TonyMacina Privatisation is fundemental to market and social freedom and economic prosperity and economic growth.
A country where the majority of services and industry is government run is not a free country.
kingdomofdalriada 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada A country in which the top 1% of the population control, what is it 80% of the wealth, is not a free society. I would suggest you look there first before you start lambasting propsective govt intervention seeking to rectify this................just a thought...............
fearghalgill 1 year ago
@fearghalgill That is at one end of the spectrum just like pure socialism is at the opposite end. I don't doubt that capitalism needs to be strictly controlled. However socialism is not the answer. I believe a hybrid model is more suitable.
kingdomofdalriada 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada
Except that hybrid models are called socialism by everyone on the right.
christhemountain 1 year ago
@TonyMacina But you forgot to mention Labour's steady and sustained attack on Civil Liberties, culminating in the nightmarish, dictatorial Civil Contingencies Act and the attempt to introducing ID cards.
DeepSixed300 1 year ago 2
@TonyMacina Oh, and the fact that under Tony Blair, the gap between the richest and the poorest in society actually widened.
DeepSixed300 11 months ago 2
@persilbranI wouldn't mention the war if I were you, the Daily Mail printed up the black shirts. And at least the Guardian readers only despise about 2.1 million Daily Mail readers, you despise about 6 billion, sounds much more bigoted to me. Besides I doubt Guardian readers hate you with anything like the passion your paper seems to hate it’s enemies. I’ve lost count of how many anti Muslim comments I see on the mail site, that’s 1.5 billion.
Starman117 1 year ago
@persilbran Not as much as the Mail did, which was an avid supporter of the Blackshirts and a major proponent of Hitler's regime, until war broke out. At which point Lord Rothmere backtracked furiously and denied attending a dinner party with the fuhrer, sending him adoring letters and sucking his cock, which he did. Except that last part, I made that up.
Can you imagine if Hitler Won? then the Mail would be spewing bile about Muslims, leftists, the poor, women, gays, immigrants... OH WAIT!
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@persilbran Not as much as the Mail did, which was an avid supporter of the Blackshirts and a major proponent of Hitler's regime, until war broke out. At which point Lord Rothmere backtracked furiously and denied attending a dinner party with the fuhrer, sending him adoring letters and sucking his cock, which he did. Except that last part, I made that up.
Can you imagine if Hitler Won? then the Mail would be spewing bile about Muslims, leftists, the poor, women, gays, immigrants... OH WAIT!
451harri 1 year ago
How can you not LOVE the Daily Mail? A paper for the borderline hysterical. It shrieks like a frustrated chav from the newsagent's floor with its laughable headlines and perspectives. And let's face it, the world is not full of discerning, emotionally well-balanced individuals; it's filled with frightened, lowest common denominator fuckwits whose racism is like a bell announcing their terror and feelings of impotence. Darwinism just didn't work. The weak rule.
Lenboy125 1 year ago 13
@Lenboy125 I agree with everything you said, except the last three words, they rule fuck all, least of all themselves.
BeardedBill86 1 year ago
@Lenboy125
Scream that out in the middle of a council estate.
hurphurphurp 11 months ago
Genius. Loved it.
MrGoldiepeanut 1 year ago
It's weird. If you put Transcribe Audio on, as the guy says "Daily Mail Island" the caption comes up "and I don't buy it".
JensonsBeard 1 year ago
You guys have obviously not read (seen) the Femail section. Loads of MILFs in figure hugging dresses... nomnomnom
LeClassics 1 year ago 4
I love the names; Jean Galoshes, Des Pliers, Duncan Holdall.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
42% That Island Programme From Years Ago
23% The Wickerman
8% The Vicar Of Dibley
The rest % bizzare amazingness
beastiedesigns 1 year ago
Charlie Brooker married Connie from Blue Peter. Weird; if the world of fatalistic misanthropes was the Great Escape, he'd be the one who managed to row away in a little boat. Myself and Stewart Lee in the back of the lorry as it pulls to a stop, and we only guess that something's wrong at the last possible moment. * Yes, I hate the Daily Mail, but it's not the thing I hate most in the world. *Catherine Tate, circa the early nineties, also appeared in Simon Munnery's excellent 'Attention Scum'
xjames118 1 year ago 3
@xjames118 "my self ans Stewart lee" your not at all full of your self
255ad 1 year ago
this is amazing...
stayoffschool 1 year ago
"The Daily Heil."
Most accurate nickname for anything ever.
Tony2826 1 year ago 2
@Tony2826 prefer Wail, Fail works just as well.
satyr1349 1 year ago
Wow, how did this slip past me? BRILLIANT!
clickradiouk 1 year ago
@foolishned - The Guardian is a fantastic paper. I can only assume you don't agree with it ideologically (liberal centre left) because the production values, the quality of the supplements etc etc, is undeniably good. Perhaps you prefer the Times - a very good newspaper but a Murdoch product regardless.
tomsega 1 year ago
The Daily Mail may be blamed for fucking the minds of so many middle-aged, middle-class, modestly educated middle aged people.
tomsega 1 year ago 2
@foolishned The Guardian's not that bad. Charlie Brooker writes for it!
raithrover1976 1 year ago 9
An incredible piece of satire.
themrchris0426 1 year ago 2
From Viz comic's Top Tips: "Daily Mail: Confuse your readers by claiming that asylum seekers are the natural predators of paedophiles"
msanniemc 1 year ago 47
THATS Catherine Tate!...Bloody hell...
blacbear 1 year ago
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ihalloway 1 year ago
catherine tate isnt funny
chrisjoneschrisjones 1 year ago
This is brilliant. Reminds me of Brass Eye, I'm going to have to find more of this.
sausagedogmcgee 1 year ago 2
@sausagedogmcgee Try looking up "Charlie Brooker's Newswipe" or "Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe". He also maintains a column in the Guardian, if you type "Brooker comment is free" into google and click the first link you'll find it. I know I'm a bit late, but better late than never.
451harri 1 year ago
The six people who dislike this video are tossers
Now that I finished writing that message in a way that even a Daily Mail reader can understand.
Here is what I think the daily mail and the people who read it are uneducated, xenophobic, royalist, gullible tools. monogirl13's comment was spot on at least with the Sun you can laugh at what they do.
spider5600 1 year ago 5
@spider5600 How can you say people who read this paper are ALL uneducated, xenophobic etc? Surely making this judgement makes you no better than them. I think even the Daily Mail istelf knows how collonial and ridiculous it is at times but people want to read opinion like this so what does it matter. What I laugh at is how the DM actually takes itslef quite seriously.
MovingThe 1 year ago
@MovingThe Anyone who reads or writes for the dm is either a cunt, stupid, or a stupid cunt. No exceptions.
tooyjfwn 1 year ago 4
yep, she was also in series 2 of Bigtrain, she was suprisingly good in that
gazzbert 1 year ago
I hate the fuck out of fred basset
tinyrebellion 1 year ago
All this over a tabloid? Haha that must be one hell of a tabloid.
Cajaquarius 1 year ago
@BraceAbound oh wow that was a GREAT ONE HAHAHA. Idiot.
maxdamagus 1 year ago
I wish I could see the rest of the TV GO Home series again.
eightySeventh 1 year ago
Video freezes up at 1:27 everytime for me.
MrGeekGamer 1 year ago
This is sadly true. I have watched a few turn into harsh, condemnatory people in a very short space of time. It is sad as they were liberals, and accepting before. :(
Yammahoo 1 year ago
the daily express is far worse
marcusantonio91 1 year ago 2
A truly amazing recreation of Fred Bassett
HarrisonTheFan 1 year ago 3
hahaha, this is great!
Oh yeah, whoever reads the daily mail should be shot.
EchoPark69 1 year ago
@EchoPark69 what if you read it but then you didn't like it and realised you had made a mistake?
freakingevilgenius 1 year ago
I expect senses of humour would be about as absent on Daily Mail island as they would be on Guardian island.
matei2005 1 year ago
@matei2005 At least Guardian island wouldnt be full of homophobic, racist scum.
angrydead 1 year ago 44
@angrydead I would like to live on Guardian Island, it sounds fun.
6Jill9 1 year ago 2
@angrydead ..You're right the Guardian isn't full of homophobic scum, its actually full of ultra-liberal, neo-socialist Britain hating scum. Its 2 sides of the coin..theres no middle ground unfortunately.
Dungarth 1 year ago
@Dungarth Incorrect.
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
just a constant whine at each other, people acting as victims and gay orgies.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Incorrect.
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
typical smart ass guardianisti reply.
piss off with your elitist shite.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Honestly? I don't read the Guardian, I tend to read the Daily Mail, Timesand use several media other soarces from both ends of the political spectrum to get a balanced account of what's going on rather than relying a single soarce.
Only a chronic fuckwit would throw around words like elitest like it means anything.
Go back to the Sun and the Mail and ignore us elitest bastards and our analytical ways.
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
i bet your just some upper middle class english twat who thinks hes working class. typical guardian reading cunt. look up on ARRSEpedia: guardinisti.
141target 1 year ago
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angrydead 1 year ago
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angrydead 1 year ago
@141target bawwww, " you're a middle class English twat becouse you don't like the mail despite that being the mails target reader", honestly grow a pair
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
i dont like the daily mail. so dont imply that i do, although im sure that concept is hard for someone like you to understamd. as 'grow a pair' is your only attempt at making a valid point.
Clearly you dont know what your talking about, why not go cry over palestinian children and gay rights like the little guardianisti you are.
141target 1 year ago
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@angrydead
i dont like the daily mail. so dont imply that i do, although im sure that concept is hard for someone like you to understamd. as 'grow a pair' is your only attempt at making a valid point.
Clearly you dont know what your talking about, why not go cry over palestinian children and gay rights like the little guardianisti you are.
141target 1 year ago
@angrydead
i dont like the daily mail. so dont imply that i do, although im sure that concept is hard for someone like you to understamd. as 'grow a pair' is your only attempt at making a valid point.
Clearly you dont know what your talking about, why not go cry over palestinian children and gay rights like the little guardianisti you are.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Ah doesnt like welsh people-what a surprise. You havnt made a valid point, you're just a beligerant prick. Now go back to your bitching about palestinian children and gay rights while being afraid of timmigrant coming over here and taking your job (if you had one) and leave the discussions to people who read.
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
i am an immigrant you nob, just because you read the guardian and have a higher education doesnt make you clever, and it definatly doesnt make you working class.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Ah if anything you should be sucking the Guardians dick, after all the Mail wants you to fuck off (so do I in fact but for differant reasons) it's usually the Guardian which plays advocate for you. You're right what makes clever is the fact I'm clever the whole education thing just ensured I can use it. What made me working class was being born to a steel worker in a low income area, I may qualify as middle class now but that would be an issue for sociologists.
angrydead 1 year ago
@141target So what's the deal with you and the Guardian anyway, the Dad walk out on you and your mam when you where 4 becouse he wanted to have sex with Jackie Ashley? Or maybe you're just Gay for Israel/chavnism/ fred phelps? I mean I'm not actually a Guardian reader outside of Charlie brookers online stuff so maybe they produced and article showing them fucking your mother? Help me out here?
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
The guardian is a snobby paper that disguises its ridiculous political views as intellectual by saying 'its not as bad as the daily mail' or 'well your just racist' I am from Tukums in Latvia but i have lived in britain almost all my life. i have no need to know about how immigrants should be treated better and be given everything. Because if some guardianisti tried telling Latvians that shit they would be kidnapped and mudered.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Ah that's what it boils down to, the Guardian said a [sic] some nasty things about Latvians [/sic]
Get over yourself, the Guardian may have it's faults but it's the model of integrity compared to the Mail.
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
The mail isnt any better than the guardian, but at least that is recognised by most people.
The guardian can get anyway with anything just because it plays on sympathy and psudo intellectualism. They are really just the left wing version of the daily mail that uses a thesaurus more often. nothing more.
141target 1 year ago
@141target No the Guardian is better than he mail. Basic journalistic standards are the big hint, not to mention the lack of gossip magazine crap
Not really, a left wing version of the Mail would most likely be the Mirror. The Guardian may be left wing but in terms of quality producting and writting it pisses on the Mail compare that wet drip Liz Jones to Charlie brooker for example
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
Charlie Brooker was fired from the guardian, and he is the only person involved with that shitty newspaper that has any value.
Just because they use fancy words doesnt mean they know what they are talking about.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Incorrect, if you wish you can see his most recent entry as off yesterday.
You really need to get over yourself if you're going to throw a hissy fit everytime a media soarce says something you don't like then you should problaby stop reading papers.
angrydead 1 year ago
@angrydead
i dont read the guardian, i just hate when people who do bitch to me about how much more "intellectual" they are despite being a bunch of fucking sheep.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Yes but the point is you where either lying or shockingly ignorent on a subject you wish to contest.
who is this 'they' you keep talking about-the neighbors? your co-workers? your mam? Father Christmas?
angrydead 1 year ago
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@angrydead
The guardian is obviously what i am talking about you worm.
141target 1 year ago
@141target Ah very good runt, a circular arguement, all becouse you're pissy becouse they said some nasty things about Estonia, if where going off track record 100% I've met from Estonia are crybaby's bullshittters and weaklings.
But then again I've only met you.
angrydead 11 months ago