Billy Mays -- Samurai Shark

[Jetpilotwacker]

0:01 to 0:03 - Who the BLOODY HELL cuts bread like that!? xD

[redTalonsss]

Dude the audio is like 10 seconds behind the video. Madness.

[CreativeMovieArts]

i am lucky to not have billy mays in my country or i'll buy his products everyday

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - You think you're winning: Especially how you divide yourself as a Brit, and me as a Yank, smug cock. Or that you remain fact-of-the-matter over something you clearly don't know: "i" as quoting you, and "i" as in lowercase. I'm not a language snob. I'm using your case of technical correctness against you; you are clearly doused in fake superiority your culture has: No British Accent? The other English speaking parts of Europe must sound EXACTLY the same then. Ownage.

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - Eh, you just would rather side with retardation than lose.

It's not my fault your a typical Brit, too smug to see his retardation.

Dialect, and accent are related to how words are pronounced regionally. Plain logic. Else you wouldn't have brought up "American English", a form of English where words are said differently. Your argument shattered, Mr. British-Accent.

Also, "i". So, you're arguing accent, but not trying to support grammar?

Your stance, also shattered.

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - Butthurt, are we? I think you understand what I said.

Or course, a few weeks is a long time, if you have a short attention span.

"Accent has nothing to do with pronunciation."

You have a head full of shit, which you just SET IN STONE.

I don't even NEED to argue about that. Perhaps you should google "Accent".

[super58173]

@chrismallyon - Yes, just keep lying to yourself, arrogant British stereotype.

It's a fucking argument, over pride of accent, and its general location of origin, or you'd be arsed enough to refer to yours as "British English", rather than just "English".

...I want you to read that slowly.

[Floydian75]

The music is so awesome

[scrubhunterx]

Hmm... I wounder hoe many people have sent thier tools back..

[LilEasterTheTot]

Nice... Out of sync...

[TheLonelyw0lf]

To the two guys having their lovers spat. I'd like to point out that "American English" and "Australian English" are only words because of us growing apart so I don't use those labels. Also, the "english language that came from a tiny island called Great Britain, and contained in this is a small country

called England" is actually just a mish mash of the best parts of nearly all european languages, mainly filled with french, scandanavian and italian

[stelliam]

0:14 who the hell chops tomatoes with an axe?

[Ironman1o1]

@stelliam The same person cutting it with a dull bowie knife at 0:04

[rminb010204]

@stelliam Men.

[Kuwaiti1990]

@stelliam

I do, because knives are for bitches.

[Kingddd333]

@stelliam Nobody. I use my fucking eyes.

[suflokpldasdf]

@stelliam

I am laughing so hard right now ahahahahaha. Dear god.

[MegaDucreux]

@chrismallyon English is the name of the language, it doesn't get a different name based on the country it's spoken in. In the States, it's not called "American" for instance. Are all Brits this stubborn? I've said it can be pronounced either way, there's no need to continue such a pointless argument.

[MegaDucreux]

@chrismallyon It's pronounced "fillay" by all English speakers except the British. The British are the ones pronouncing it strangely, since it's derived from French dialect as "fillay", and not "fillet". Don't believe me? Look it up yourself.

[MegaDucreux]

@chrismallyon actually it can be pronounced both ways. It's primarily pronounced "fillay", but in the UK it's pronounced "fillet".

[malis66]

hi im billy mays and im a faggot

[MegaDucreux]

@chrismallyon fillet does have a silent "t" at the end. It's pronounced "fillay", not "fillet".

[MirathGames]

how to cut tomateo use knife like a saw

[robustfesto]

If you don't like it - simply send it back. (but you pay Shipping and Handling)

[Dimentio36]

Audio is out of sync :(

[Maxthekiller1]

They don't need to turn the background music volume down. Mays speaked CAPS :D

[MrLilcool24]

is it me or ias the audio off

[freedomfkyeah]

so whats gonna happen when the samurai shark gets dull?



[pinayatlove9]

@freedomfkyeah Use the 2nd One to Sharpen It!! :D

[Psychkemia]

OH GAWD BILLY! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!

[luigitheracoon12]

Samurai Shark®

[jerz211]

0:04 wtf that cant be a knife!

[bloodred32567]

Billy Mays murdered Spongebob!! 0:28

[GendaIwakawa]

I WISH BILLY MAYS WAS IN AMERICAN HORROR STORY!

[shadowasianlol]

I have this one ;D

[dickcheney6]

It's too bad billy mays never pitched a product that keeps videos in sync

[TheLandOfJono]

@b2theaker the questions is who dosent cut a tomato with an axe

[AwesomeDude898]

"Samurai Shark" sounds like an awesomely bad 90's cartoon.

[ChaosMew161]

Out of sync

[junutci]

shark=dangerous

Samurai=we're dead

samurai sharks= OMFG! WE ARE FUCKING SCREWED!!!!!

[b2theaker]

who the fuck cuts a tomato with an AXE!

[9pasadena9]

And he squeezed the shit out of the bottom of the tomato causing the top to become making it hard and gave u that blowup effect

[gayILuigi]

did he just open a beer with a Samurai Shark!

[luigitheracoon12]

@gayILuigi Yes He Did Open Beer.

[firesparten88]

hi im billy mays and im promoting violense

[MrRockydog4000]

@firesparten88 Your disrespecting Billy Mays! YOU WORK FOR VINCE!

[firesparten88]

@MrRockydog4000 sorry i dont get the joke, what is vince i know i probly sound stupid

[MrRockydog4000]

@firesparten88 look up the shamwow thingy

[NasalFloss]

@firesparten88 Another guy that sells similar stuff.

[flameral]

do they still sell it?

[ninbrendo64]

have a boring knife, have a boring life

[cortspop]

Samurai shark sounds freakin scary!

[thegiantmicrobesfan]

Who cut tamotos with a ace in the TOOLS box?

[nigz2921]

when he cuts the sponge the knife is upside down then when he sharpens it he flips it round :)

[dazzerman12]

good for cutting food... and people

[PaddyFitz215]

Samurai Shark, eh? I smell a new videogame concept =D

[hyperzebre2001]

the video does not match up with the sound

[Incognito1986]

REAL men slices a tomato with an axe!

[LimboShrimp]

Oh god. I shouldn't watch funny videos when I have the runs. When I saw the axe cutting the tomato, I nearly had a bum-bum uh-oh.

[Tehfirter]

nice voice lag, comes 10 seconds late :D

[thebooshnut]

So out of sync!

[Gritanss]

@guitardrumskate canadians.

[Bolet36]

If I knew I would call now and tell him to go check his heart!

[Cupid851]

haha the background song is awesome

[LivelyPickl]

Billy Mays could sell hair dye to a bald guy, no problem! :) R.I.P. to the only person that can speak in capitals

[coolperson962]

84 people went to ikea and bought a new set of knives

[rosie56555]

If u had a big sponge and u wanted to make it smaller for things like clean wheels of a car duh

[mrpotatohead34]

lol who the hell would cut a sponge with a knife?

You could say, he wanted a slice of, SPONGE cake :D

[chellro19]

it's not the same watching these commericals and having him scream at me haha rip billy mays :D

[ninjaskillz1011]

cuz u know u need to cut a sponge.... 

[wfbhs2011]

thats safe around kids

[DMAT96]

i think billy was watching samurai jake before he did this commercial !!!! xD

[Ztevie92]

0:42 tries to cut fabric with the scissors near the tip of the blades

0:48 cuts the fabric with the scissors at the back of the blades

.........

[Chimfer98]

0:03 What the fuck are you doing man?

[Hiruvalye]

lol 0:28

shes cutting it with the back of the knife!

[Muffinmixable]

@Hiruvalye No she's not :u

[HariPuttar1]

read the first sentence of the description... BILLY MAYS INFOMERCIALS ARE NOT STUPID

[alperenaaa]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

[joel5673ify]

LOL!TURN ON THE CAPTIONS!!!

[MrLee562]

0:03 cutting tomato fail lol

[Astroman9991]

@MrLee562 Proof that using a friggin' big-ass knife isn't better off in the kitchen than at war. You know, like women.

(Joking, of course. Full respects to women's rights)

[Astroman9991]

Don't let the chavs get it.

[dickcheney6]

This video is so out of sync I've gotten better results from a camcorder that fell off my roof and hit concrete, and bounced into the pool.

[dudeman4125]

Does this thing work with katanas? I have a sudden urge to kill 83 people...

[michaelmyres619]

@dudeman4125 real men use lawn mowers

[DragnSly]

@dudeman4125 no, it doesn't.

Believe me, I've tried.

[sunniva1996]

Is it wrong that I want one?

[dsherbon]

0:28 using back of knife then sharpens it then uses cutting edge!! anybody else catch this?

[coolraiser103]

@dsherbon It looks to me like they didn't...

[TenPoundHammer]

Very out of sync...

[athenarocker]

wtf 0:43 its impossible to cut with the tip, but after they "sharpened" it, they did it from the root, lmao

[ZZZLilDevilZZZ]

R.I.P Billy Mays

[JustGotToLaugh]

billy mays we miss you

[Mosse190]

Great, I can use this to sharpen my katana.

[skittles16192]

umm wow the feature is slow it keep saying words he just said! >:(

[ShemotCh24v7]

I have one of these. It is absolutely the best knife sharpener I have ever used bar none. I am planning on getting second in the event of TEOTWAWKI and they become unavailable.

[haitihelper99]

press 7 for 'urinal' !!

[haitihelper99]

press 4 for something that sounds like 'stupid' !

[longmage4]

pro tip, dont press to cut with knife, slice.

[TemporalElitist]

where's the f$#$ing phone number?!?!?!

[dudeguy1433]

Does this thing work with katanas? Cause I have a feeling that tells me to hunt down 81 people with it.

[JohnnyJ2x44]

ARRRRRRRRGHHH De-synced

[chimpanshane]

look at when it cuts the sponge..it presses hard..after they sharpened..they presses softly..so fake!!!

[chimpanshane]

billys mays has only a have a pair of blue polo shirt and a khaki pants..and he washes it everyday.

[haitihelper99]

@chimpanshane with oxi clean :)

[RaceBandit]

Eww, desync.

Anyways. It has the power to sharpen this ornate sword so I can decapitate a Palkia!

[Raklryja]

sound out of sync :\

[LinkaleeLewis]

0:31 You can totally tell he swapped the knives and sped up the clip to hide it.

[tijuanamarisol666]

0:33 YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING

[linkmaster717]

hes not a good salesman. people are just saying that cuz hes dead :/

[Pugslee3]

Its funny how he sold life insurance right before he died!!

[MrSuperfly11]

i would call now but its on youtube lol

[LargeFG7777]

And what will happen if you sharpen those Samurai Shears with a Samurai Shark?

[tijuanamarisol666]

@LargeFG7777 they become ninja shears

[RLseries]

@LargeFG7777 what about a samurai sword being sharpened by a samurai shark!

[thatisfunnyveryfunny]

why do people purposly ruin all those things with those knives? they could cut properly y'know and the dull knives wouldnt crush and destroy the items

[gogolplex74]

fuck you you killed spongebob

[JeffroTV]

Slicing a sponge.... and they were slicing bread! lol out of sync!

[LilFreezeWalks]

It didn't make me wanna buy the Samurai Shark, It made me wanna BUY THE SAMURAI SHARK (; References

[gadgetine007]

Who buys bread unsliced?

[turborlz1994]

badly out of sync

[TheArmoredSaint78]

"please call NOW...and support my ravenous cocaine addiction!!!!"  Billy May is the shit!!!! RIP

[Smiliesish]

The people to do the cutting are PROS! its not like its that easy for everyone

[GOllumboy101]

0:03 no one cuts a tomato that bad

[Smiliesish]

@GOllumboy101 ikr

[gak831]

@GOllumboy101 my sister does XD

[uiiiiop1234]

bit off sync dont you think?

[tweetyaja]

This is inspired by Slapchop commercial, You might want see Slapchop commercial before seeing this inspiration

Thanks to Vince for inspiration

[SuperTallMidget]

0:29 - pause the video, he's using the back of the knife -.-

[guitardrumskate]

LMFAO!!! at 0:13

who slices a tomato with a fucking axe!?

[Tumle2007]

@guitardrumskate Native oness

[xxxBlackOpsVideosxxx]

@guitardrumskate i do... in my dreams

[claytonic88]

@guitardrumskate Jason...

[mollisk]

@guitardrumskate LOLLLL

[undeaddog]

@guitardrumskate its to prove how good it is after having been sharpened

[Drhumiliation]

@guitardrumskate A man that's who

[neoYTPism]

Maybe it was a red pepper. @guitardrumskate

Though yeah it`s still overkill. Funny thing is, I never even noticed that until someone pointed it out. I`m guessing Billy Mays put this stuff in his ads on purpose so that more observant viewers would have something to laugh at.

[bober9989]

@guitardrumskate problem? coolface.jpeg

[babedont]

@guitardrumskate LOL!

[tsangfold]

@guitardrumskate Chuck Norris.

[MASTERoftheNOAH]

@guitardrumskate HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!! You do not know how hard I just laughed when I saw that!!!!!!!!

[Chokopimp28]

@guitardrumskate Billy Mays did xD

[ProjectRemix45]

@guitardrumskate I DO!!!

[Electro1313]

@guitardrumskate They're trying to raise their woodcutting by cutting tomatoes... lol

[jboell7]

@guitardrumskate

lolb

[jboell7]

@guitardrumskate

lol

[niintendoo]

@guitardrumskate gimli from lotr... DUH

[Aleksandar998]

I bet that on his gravestone says: "Hi Billy Mays here‚‚

[RuneHells]

Billy Mays...Michael Jackson dies, and is replace with Justin Bieber and Twilight movies

[cw99900a]

Out of sync

[uiiiiop1234]

0:10 why would you cut a tomato with an axe

[XxboxXhacks]

just but a fucking stone to sharpen blades. damn this thing is a ripoff!

[piratesrule333]

0:13 lol he uses an ax to cut the tomato

[monkadelic13]

RIP billy; he was the man on the sell...........noone will ever replace him for marketing cheap stuff.........that man could sell ice to an eskimo......get it nice...... and take it on ice...............:D

[TheMarioMen1]

That shit was off u fuckin dumass

[somika87]

Anyone else notice that the dude is holding the knife upside down when trying to cut the sponge for the 1st time?

[whopper1209]

Nobody messed up a tomato like that -.-

[pjcp97]

i thought this is a knife commercial :))

[robinsoncano2472]

who the hell crushes a tomato first, then tries the cut the insides?

[mustard102]

why is the hunter cutting a fish?

[ataraxic89]

what a crack head

[Jesscookie1]

ONLY BILLY MAYS IS MANLY ENOUGH TO CUT A TOMATO WITH AN AXE.

[theYoda09]

these videos are so funny

[QwertySkill]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE PHAROES FAUCET, IT'LL MAKE YOUR WATER WETTER THAN EVER!

rip billy :/

[jumbinjumbin]

Nice they switch the blade whit fast-mo ^^

[ijmonmonidiot]

Fuckin assholes killed spongebob...

[EpicCorruption]

Why the hell would u chop a freaking sponge?

[devizzle95]

@EpicCorruption hahaha thats so fucking true

[JorgeDX3]

0:04 she didn't even make an effort. COME ON WOMAN