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  • yup..an idiot

  • YEEEEEEEAH!!SUCK IT!!!

    HAHAHAHA!I hope it didn't hurt much by the way.. :D

  • Why the fuck would you get on a bike like that without a helmet. Come on.

  • oh that sucks

  • lucky he didnt crack his skull,always wear a helmet and dont show off,note to self

  • LOOOOOOOL

  • d'ou l'intérêt de mettre un casque !

  • its that new compound they are using in the tires

  • dad? what the fuck your doing ?

  • @Auruvilli your dad is a fuckin douche!

  • Break in the tires by gradually increasing the lean angle very slowly, until you have reached about 100 miles. You can see the shiny parts of the tire which havent broken in yet. Be safe.

  • HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAH, FUCKER MOTHER.

  • holland gay hahahahahahahahhahaha

  • GREAT! Another rookie dumb-ass on a liter-bike. Just what the world needs!

    GET A 250 NINJA

    HELL GET A MOPED! you'll live longer

  • Allez hop au tas, ça te fera briller quoique très légèrement le cuir lol

  • omg.. i cant stop laughing.. you muppet.. show off and you come off..hahahahahahahahaha

  • Guess the guy didn't know you need to break-in the tires!!

  • @vac0002 YUP IT LOOKS THAT WAY

  • Is the Terminated not the Terminator !:))))

  • oh no..... oh well $300 should fix it

  • OMG its terminator :D but a very funny terminator xD

  • hahaha

  • Epic fail

  • is that a bike dealership behind him?

  • this happened because of the new tires on his new bike..

  • i like short videos xD

  • Worst scenario new bike first crash "OUCH" 2 days after I got a brand new 2010r1 some dick ran into me while I was stopped, I think I would rather crash due to my fault rather than some ahole checking the bike out and forgetting to brake !!!!

  • i meant to say More forgiving doh!

  • wish i could see his reaction when he gets up

  • at 00:06 he felt like a badass for 1 second. good day mr. smith! stupid boy...

  • press and hold 7 for a crazy 3d image xD

  • at least his new jacket is fucked up with his bike . its hard to find matching gear : P

  • idiot face

  • just press 6 over and over again :D

  • no brain no reason to wear a helmet

  • wanted to show off XD

  • 1. Look where you are going.

    2. Don't rev the engine to try and look cool unless the clutch is in and disengaged.(also helps if you're not turning in case you release the clutch with too many revs on and fall of like a chump)

    3. Wear a Helmet

    4. Learn on a 125cc like i'm doing.

    Just my opinion!

  • @daveywaveydave 125?? thats like a high powerd moped, im learning on a honda cbr 250r

  • @pengsman and i am learning on a chinnese model who are making "clones" 50cc (not scooter)

  • @pengsman Laws are different over here you have to off done your compulsory basic training first over here which allows you to ride up to and including 125cc then you need to do the full test which is split into 2 parts. Mod 1(which is all done on a lot with cones etc) and mod 2 the full road test. Ive done my mod 1 so far on a bigger 500cc kawasaki er-5n alot more power than my 125 but bit more power than your 250 still nothing to write home about.

  • @daveywaveydave #4 only applies if you're a pussy....

  • @donlon77 Or only applies if its the law and you maybe don't want to go to prison...oh look what we have here another "e-alpha". You are one funny dude. Keep up the trolling its amusing.

  • @daveywaveydave

    Even on a 125cc, you can crash like that.

    I know from personal experience, unfortunately

  • @kongjulien Yeah you can but the point is its best to learn on something smaller and with less power, i mean my bike only has 10Hp lol, so as you can do that on a 125 it should be less forgiving and usually is

  • @daveywaveydave

    Mine has 15. Outruns everything. (obviously not larger bikes....)

  • @kongjulien I had a Gilera DNA 125(Auto) before my current one which was like that pretty quick for a 125 now i have a Honda CG which is a lot slower but its geared and good on the mileage and to learn gears on though.

    The other one was alot of fun but unreliable as hell glad i got rid of that hunk of crap.

  • @daveywaveydave

    I ride a Yamaha YZF. Fast as hell and reliable as any.

    Japanese quality!

  • @kongjulien Hahah yeah my Honda is brilliant nothing ever goes wrong with it ever!

  • @daveywaveydave im riding a 250 its still grate 125 is a bit small for freeway in australia but the point why i never got a 600 too easy to loose it...

  • @daveywaveydave only disagree on #4, u gotta learn on what u intend to ride, bought an YZF-R6 of Yamaha, super sarisfied, cuz before i had low cc bikes/scooters, they do not behave the same as the high cc ones!

    i sat and rode it like a boss! :P (a good trainer/instructor is a must)

  • @Kohenkio Well legally where i come from in the UK you have to do the CBT test first(compulsory basic training) which allows you to ride up to and including a 125cc bike. Once thats done you can go straight from that and do the Direct access course and once completed ride anything at all. Either way you do learn first on a 125cc bike even if you never own one yourself.

  • And yeah ive ridden a larger one there not the same they have more power and are heavier, but to me its about learning basics on something easy first and being comfortable with that before i buy a potential death trap :P

  • @daveywaveydave Actually not sure which i prefer, yeah mines slow in comparison but its so light and easy in corners just like a bicycle, but bigger bikes seem stabler in corners more deliberate in a way and of course in wind get blown around less, just from my experience anyway. Next time i reply ill try and put it all in one box :$.

  • @daveywaveydave 50cc is better for him

  • what a retard!

  • noop!!!!!

  • That means.. dont try to look cool on a bike you ride for the first time!

  • No fucking gloves!

  • this is far as i laughed today XD

  • What a dumb shit

  • confidence can't account for lack of skill.

  • Brilliant.

  • Another airhead wannabee biker with too much bike and too little brains.

  • depp:D

  • HAHAHAHAHA what a bellend. i hope. fat man hahahahah thank you for posting this

  • Inexperience always shows itself, no matter how good they think they are.

  • Lol looks like he had that head slam on the ground coming.

  • Didn't even make it off the bricks

  • que pendejo.

  • Why even wear a 500$ jacket if you aren't going to wear a 200$ helmet? Oh that's right, you only ride because you want to look cool.

    You can't even see with sunglasses on above 40mph, but oh i forgot, you are trying to look cool.

  • lol

  • what a dumb ass! is the bike ok?

  • he's only breaking in his new fairings

  • Noob!

  • THATS an embarrassing moments and funny too, this idiot is my neighbor

  • New tyres 1 : 0 Amateur

  • accelerated on a slight turn with a new bike. What a MORON!

  • Dude thinks he's the coolest shit alive wearing his sunglasses and no helmet and a second later his face makes love to the pavement. Cheap (funny) shit.

  • lol what an idiot dont try to rev the engine to sound cool if your not gunna pull the clutch in. douche

  • =))))) WTF n00b =)))

  • he can highside his ass to the local Mcdonalds

  • oh man i laughed my f*cking ass of! hahahaha

  • Fag why did u stop re ording

  • lol,another stupid idiot...

  • he should buy a minibike to practise !

  • STUPID FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... START WITH A MOPED YOU DUMB FUCK!

  • he dosnt ride the bike the bike rides him.

  • Little bit of highside LOL Poor bike.

  • Note to self-don't try revving engine while in gear.

  • DUMBASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • He's wearing all the gear except a helmet? There's a first since it's usually just a helmet and nothing else.

  • Funny? Not funny. :/ :(

  • keep pressing 8

  • seen this done on alot of vids... why does this happen?

  • @warpedapple combination of a shitty rider, too much throttle, and too much lean. in other words, he turns hard enough while pressing the gas to shift the weight of the bike to the opposite side under heavy acceleration.

  • Nice, but I won this Harley Davidson as a prize but I don't ride I need to give away quick

  • Dude, consider yourself lucky you didn't just smash your head open and die.

  • Almost dies?

  • haha what an idiot

  • que pena por la moto.

  • nice crash

    

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop watching it over n' onver... heavy throttle + curve+hard brake+no tarmac = asshole

  • Dumb fuck with no helmet

  • thahahahahahaha u r an old fart trying to look cool... with sunglasses... on a sportsbike??!! well, a guy like u is called a DONOR over here! 3 options buddy... 1 i prefer u sell that poor bike :p 2 learn how to ride, WARM UP engine and tires, and then show of! 3 it doesnt matter if u wear a helmet with that skills :D i know u will save some lives with your old organs :p

  • The bike rejected him.

  • Good thing he was wearing a padded leather jacket and pants, but no helmet...

  • Yeah I'm so awesome I don't need a helmet...Watch this

  • bahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahh­ahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahaha­hahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahaha­hahhahahahhahhhahhahahahhahhah­ahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahhhahahhhahahaahahahahah­haahaahhahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahhaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa­haaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhahahha­hahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahah­hahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahaha­hahh....

    Bahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa­aaaa

  • lol seriously? boots, leathers from top to toes and yet...no helmet!!!

  • sly look at the camera then opens up the throttle, idiot.

  • tomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa num saabe dirigi se acha no xao doente

  • the title says it all... almost dies rofl...love it, nice vid.

  • Cold tyres , mono block , nuff said and where the fucks the helmet lucky boy

  • Almost dies? Dramatic Much?

  • @ridingwithrocket He did almost die, but I stupidly decided not to pull the trigger.

  • @Thesportyowl lol

  • Title fail ... Almost dies? Dramatic Much?

  • hey that's in my town! That shop sucks btw, don't go there.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

  • lmao i like the info "...almost dies" seems a tad dramatic.

  • Thats why this guy traumatic for his lifetime to not use bikes anymore. -The End-

  • YES, one more idiot off the road for a while.

  • What a Tit !!

  • what a dip stick

    

  • sad part is, anyone who can actually ride can clearly see what he did wrong, and how EASILY he could have not only avoided the crash, but looked like a "badass" while doing it.. sad that some people have more money than skill or brains.. :-\

  • Almost dropped it... LoL

  • this is wat happens wen a guy gets more than he can handle.....poor riding skills....ppl lik dem should join a bike drivin school..:P

  • Assuming he has new tires on his bike, he has to be careful (i know its too late now), new tires on a motorcycle are slippery.

  • there is no point of having insurance on a bike if you plan on riding it like a loon.the chance of death on impact of high speed on public roads is very high,i suggest insurance if you plan to ride like a good boy.

  • And that's funny ?

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • his push front brake just hold the gear noob

  • LMAO, serves that show off prick right.

  • lol, nice job moron

  • DUtch car, Dutch bike, those guys cant drive it is a fact.....

  • poor bike

  • Engage clutch - disengage brain. Result? voila!

  • @worktosser Hahaha Funniest comment ever XD

    

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • respect the power

  • I wouldn't say he almost died....

  • you should better burnout that tire if its new :)

  • Vroom Vroom, Yeah!!! Vroom VroooooooOOOOOM... SMACK! HAHAHAAHA

  • @jazzysnaps My bike insurance isn't high at all?

  • OMG did he die?

  • NO fucking helmet no fucking skill This is why our bike insurance is so high fuckwits on bikes who cant ride for shit.

  • @jazzysnaps what insurance . . hahah  : )

  • @jazzysnaps My insurance is very cheap :)

  • what a fucking retard! who full throttles like that? unless the clutch didnt engage, in that case gutteeedddd

  • 似たようなことありました(´Д`)

  • ahahahahaha tit.....

  • Was there's something slipery spilled on the asphalt ? That was really sudden...(scratching my head).

  • @GIGABACHI he was like gaaaaaaaas

  • Karmic wheel alignment :0p

  • that sucks...maybe he thought he was on a dirtbike in the sand

  • smart people wear helmets, the dumb one's crash without them

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i mean who cares about helmets.....

  • This mutha makes me feel like getting a bike was a good idea

  • chins to him

  • fail

  • n00b!!!

  • Why would anyone let their friend post a video like this of them??? Forever an idiot on Youtube. Great way to be known for the rest of his life.

  • he better starts with 25 kw :D

  • @Fraaffyyy still waaay to much power. how about a 50cc puch maxi?

  • Dude thats a Fireblade CBR 929rr. They only made these 2 years 2000 2001. He should start out riding a 600 at most. People get scared and grab the breaks and then you crash.... If you get out of control dont panic and grab the gas this might save you. I got tank slap on my 929 I dropped from 2nd gear to 1st and ripped the gas and pulled out of it. I think a bike with gas will right itself most of the time so dont hit the breaks and put your foot down. Grab gas and hold on!!!

  • @LiveFreeOrRIP my guess is he had too much gas on this one.

  • @LiveFreeOrRIP His foot is never on the peg he didnt grab the breaks, he broke that cold tire loose felt it spin got scared cut the throttle and caused the spinning tire to now get grip throwing him into a high side. Your right about what to do in a tank slapper but this was a high side 2 very different scenarios.

  • @dt24 Very true I was lucky on my High side I didnt bail it just righted it self. #1 Thing with me was I told my self Never get scared just hold on and dont grab breaks.Well I lie a tad. I almost flipped a wheelie and hit the rear break and saved it but almost crashed when the bike came down due to the waight and the rear break pulling it down hard. was NOT good =(. The only real crash I had was a flipped stopy. Minor damage to the bike but my head on the pavement hurt for the 1st minute.

  • Hmmm Nice bikes at least... I like the right one, maybe he thought he is riding his wife... Cant even control her... Haha ^^

  • A helmet would protect him. Nobody needs people like him surviving wipeouts like the ones in this video...it just means he'll kill somebody else. No, keep the helmet off please.

  • BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUhahahahahahahah­ah

  • poor 929....

  • Turn it off, push it over to the service center. And bring lots of cash.

  • @greenjeansmjr

    it's been some time since i've had a good laugh, thank you :)

  • You son of bitch that was funny as hell.

  • its always a guy without a helmet...

  • poor honda

  • Dear Santa, Can i please have a new pair of boxers!!

  • reckless

  • thats new tires for yah 

  • @kimchijeegeah2 some people dont know shit lol.