Dane Cook Rough Around the Edges

[487Cindy]

PLEEQSE DON'T DO THIS AM A DOT!!

[Sikkb3ats45]

13 people are pedophiles lol

[holypoop88]

There's 5 pedophiles where I live

[iNomOnRoses]

Yeah it's a concert, but that chick is obviously the loudest person in there besides the constipated dude with her. Wtf are they doing? Humping like gorillas? When you make a vid like this, your suppose to stfu because OBVIOUSLY people can hear you more than anyone else. We want to hear the comedian, NOT YOU.

[PissMyselfLaffing]

Is that kesha holding the camera?

[bloodpawsdreams]

i live in rapeville XD

[Musicluver370]

She said "she fucking got in my way!" lmaooo

[loopguru66]

Please don't do this I'm a dot!!

hahaha i'm dying

[rrattansingh]

oh my damn good this chick should get..... shes anoyying

[rrattansingh]

cant people stfu in the background... omfg bch sthu@@#@@#

[rrattansingh]

cant people stfu in the background...

[shaqladesil1]

@rrattansingh Its a fucking concert you idiot

[chocolateface85]

hilarious



[Envoy823]

I want you to listen to me, everybody eyes on me. I'm going to save some lives right now, tonight. Check this out. IF ANYBODY TRIES TO SUFFOCATE YOU WITH A PLASTIC BAG. I don't want you to jerk around and flail, I don't want you to start smacking. I want you to STOP, open your mouth, POKE, and then rip the bag off your head. Then the killer will go "Are you fucking serious? Really? Really??".

[doomsy]

I hate the cunts that scream out everytime he says something. sooo annoying

[dtwizy22]

the fuckin girl that wont shut the fuck up with that annoying american accent is killing me!!!! oh god oh gosh hahah shutup you stfu bitch

[emosasukeCS2]

He looks like a pokemon ready to evolve. :D

[WindWhysper2]

That way if i cant have my kid neither can you spacebar BOOM hahahahaha i will save lives

[lynnluv123]

15 pennies



[19torento]

Was he talking about Pedobear?

[linkcm]

Silly dude laughin' like Green Giant at 5:50. XD

[liangryness]

i want a humpback whale!!!!

[0987654321blahblah]

haha dude he was video taping that womens boobs! the one that stood up in fron of the camera!

[FirgineSnake]

he looks like jesus with the white light

[jaythatdude]

did u see them tittieson 4:46 lmfao she did get in your way

[heterosapien69]

"Today we're talking about paedophiles........are you a paedophile?........you probably are a paedophile. "

[kelseyylyynn]

i live in the middle of rapetopia lmao i love dane so fuckin funny

[straigjm]

"Everybody gets HUMPBACK WHALES!!!!!!!"

ROFLMAO

[xMVGxGaNgStAZz]

seein him in halifax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[awesomo400000]

awesome stuff. i wish it was better quality like his other shows.......

[critopams]

To the Tivo: "I will dip you in water...!"

"BAHAHAHAHAHA!" :|

Come on.

[OttoGrainer27]

That's one very annoying audience. Why do they scream to the top of their lungs because he says he uses his keyboard near his head? :P

[shreddedbread23]

Its part of one of his other routines, don't know which one though haha

[OMGcrackerhead]

It's cause he's referencing to another joke. Just like when people were screaming when he said "their car flipped into a ravine", he was referencing to the joke The Truth About Lying, lol

[OttoGrainer27]

Ah, of clause. Sorry about that.

[linkgh]

cause they are *gets ready to scream* MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONNS!! lol

[OttoGrainer27]

Haha, I love the way you put it! :P

Really though, it's just because they share something in common like a favorite television program, religion or cooking recipe, but it's really amazing how hyped up they get like apes from such tiny references. "Oow, Oow, Oow, Oow!!"

[catpoopman33]

because he does that every time he talks about computers. its like his signature computer...thing.

[TheCircusReject]

Jesus, some rapist lives right up the road from me. o.o And there's a shitton of pedos around. O__O;;

[noal900]

i got 47 red dots

[greendayz2000]

He makes me laugh every time i watch him!!!!! :) Rock on Dane :)

[HattieLouise]

if she's got that pulled back lesbian warden hair.....

[danniniggggz]

Love him................ LOL

[graytim67]

i got like 40 dots

[NameIWantIsTaken]

LOL I live in Rapeville too i got 9 freaking red dots

[pufflesrcute1432]

dane cook isnt funny anymore ;( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[loopguru66]

Please don't DO THIS I'm a Dot!!!

[TheCircusReject]

Lmao sucks for you!

[calvincox1]

oh shit i got 10 red dots

[SailorPerson]

record my shit tito i'll call you by your real name when you start recording my shit XD

[seeLaurennnnswim]

i cant find this website...!!

[Skaterkid3729]

familywatchdog (dot) us

[insane00zane0]

hey kid do you want some candy? LOL

[dinetot]

i live in rapetopia too!!!!!!

[DanthemanVvV]

Everyone gets schools!!!! lmfao

[killaz107]

if i cant have my kid no 1 can boooooom

[AliceCullen202]

LMAO!!!!!! rapetopia!! lol

[hockeyjockguitarist]

if i can't have my kid, neither can you!

oh my god, thats hilarious!

[jarhead10008]

plan B lol

[sballangel93]

lmao! i cna't get enough of Dane!

[Zyborggian]

Ditto That!

[ONonsenseO]

this isnt his funniest show

[crissalova]

"I live in Rapetopia."

Omg i was laughing so hard.

[PWNED344]

what is his obsession with humpback whales

[Finger11thparalyzer]

plan b lol

[Finger11thparalyzer]

Rapetopia lol

[RozaUchiha]

why is dane glowing like a weird, cussing, hilarious angel?

[kittenkilla123]

because the camera isnt close enough to filter the light

[MrVampireLover18]

@RozaUchiha It's the lighting.

[Godwashere09]

@RozaUchiha because he's an angel....? duh!

[DasOmen02]

@RozaUchiha cuz he is one i guess XD

[mynameismaggie132]

@RozaUchiha he always does that

[kjnjca2008]

"My little green you-are-here dot...the red dots were raping my green dot!"

Haha.

I love Dane!

[undeadarmy01]

shut the hell up bitch

[coonish28]

I think I sucked this guys cock back in 02

[emilyforprez]

You did a great job! Thanks for allowing us to watch this, gretchiepoo. :)

[HDNPXFrozenHeavens]

i can't stand this bitches laugh.

[demoniclord13]

cameras a little shaky :P

[EnduranceBunny]

haha i looked on tht website, and it's like totally real and everything...it's kinda weird. thankful, my little green dot does not live in rapeville

[hokiebird295]

wat website is it?

[lilshawtihv]

family watchdog

[AmberNAmber09]

you get a school and you get a school and everyone gets a school!!!

you get a humpback wale and you get a humpback wale and everyone gets humpback whales!!!

[lambogoalie1693]

"EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHALES!"

[jordy1054]

all the videos i can find on oprah suck, you cant even hear him.

[conan5567]

"everybody gets a school everybody gets humback whales"

[alixxmcr94]

haha i love thw whole keyboard at his lips... and the spacebar.. he kisses....now thats just fucking amazing

[victorCABUNOC]

humpback whales XDDDDD

[luvcjm80]

I freaking love Dane Cook!!! <3

[EnJoIZeLiFe]

HOLY SHIT! THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT THE PEDOPHILE THING IS TRUE THEY HAVE THE COLORS AND EVERYTHING. i SERIOUSLY LIVE IN RAPEVILLE

[jordanmills069]

lmao no bullshit Oprah show

[basketballkids]

whos moaning

[Pokegirl506]

lol a detonator XD!

[cuteNsporty]

stop shaking the camera

[ilovecake72]

love the fact that people just get up and in the way of your camera....thats funny

[stricera]

whats the website?

[pollitoweihs]

familywatchdog(dot)org

[taylorthompson8]

4:50 = boobs lololol

[nicole103195]

lmfao..

[trishinstlouis]

i CAN'T POSSIBLY MAINTAIN THE STAFF AND A FACULTY...LOL...WOOOOO

[trishinstlouis]

tHIS IS TOO GOOD. i'M USING SUFI AS MY OPRAH AVATAR

[jadepdaveyh9109]

u electric son of a bitch!

[xoxivannaxox]

lmao...

i will dip you in water!

[alexislove220]

"Everybody got a schoooool" lol funny stuufs man lol

[soyperiodista]

Everyone here gets HUMPBACK WHALES!

[BrysonBoes]

YOU ALL GET SCHOOOOOLLLLSSS!!!! lol

[Cansololife]

Far from the worst quality ever.

[JJDeFrang]

Hummmp Baaack WhAAAAAAAAAAAAle haha I love the little hops

[ricardomccain]

indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd

[fmagirl17]

lolz he is sooooooooo Funny!!! i had a laugh attack when i was watching this on TV

[pie0rules]

ZOMG! DANE COOK'S FUNNINESS IS MAKING HIM GLOW! haha!

[btedesco10]

Everybody gets humpback whalessssssssssss!

[mydaydreammelody]

this show was amazing. i was laughing so hard, i literally did actually fall out of my chair. thank you for recording my favorite part with "Oprah"!

[ElReyCangri]

Sweet, thanks for posting this.. GO DANE COOK =)

[crackedoutsnowfish]

gah, everyone left comments about the talkin and Lost and Dane..what about that chick that stood up right in front of the camera? :P boobies! <=======pedafile LAWLZ

[Hillary8721]

quit talking while the video's playing!

soooo annoying

[SecretAuthor4Life]

well, they were there for THEIR enjoyment. this is just a nice bonus for all of us who couldnt go. its not even that bad.

[JohnG0794]

Doesn't Dane get tired of repeating his jokes like over and over? lol, but it's still funny

[supra16]

hes just on tour right now..hes suppose to use the same stuff

[shiroun]

9:10-9:30, SO FUCKING TRUE

[BEHOLDtheGUNNER]

Amen fucking true

[smokey21804]

hell yea i was in the back row upperdeck and a worker gave us front row on the floor

[gretchiepoo]

what the hell front row on the floor.

luckybastard. lolol.

[mgs3pro]

definitely man..holy shit...i saved up for ages so i could fly over from NZ and i almost missed it..the taxi driver couldnt understand me coz of my accent lol

[liddleleavey86]

i love lost too lol

[KGBDestroyer]

LOL!, omg i could not stop laughing after watching this!

[FUNKii88]

oh man this shit was funny.. i went to that showing and if im correct i was a couple of rows above you..lol dane cook really is a silly bitch!!!

[gretchiepoo]

i got mine for 30. and was asked to move down cuz iuno... had open seats?

[FloridaState21]

dane cook is the fucking man i wish i went to this to bad he wanted like 80 bux for tix

[Heyholetsgo564]

Yeh but that's only like 40 quid in England I just paid like 80 quid for Lee Evans in England and that's liek 160 Dollars haha, see what I mean?

[xsweetxsympathyx]

I went for FREEE! lol sorry i dont wna rub it in. my aunt is on 98rock and they just gave her tickets. i cried fer like ever. when she told me she got them

[FloridaState21]

well arent u lucky :( lol