they are throwing tech in the peoples face and not making use of it. be careful over there. if you have a cell phone or anything like that, they can track and tap it wether you like it pr not.
THE KENYANS are to blame. There is no beating about the bush. Instead of fighting the GOVERNMENT for services, they fight OTHER TRIBES... as if the disappearance of the other tribes will bring government services!!!!
A switchboard does not toa kitu kidogo thats why nobody is picking the calls, quite the opposite drive towards mombasa and there is a checkpoint after evry 1km!!!!!!!!!
Kenya is rotten from the core of the core to the smallest flake of crust on the outside. How do we expect the country to grow if Kenyans on the ground can't even have a guarantee that they'll receive help when their businesses and pockets get hit. legalize guns then, at least I would have a chance of surviving Kenya's ruthless killers.
Thank you for callin the Kenyan Police. For quality, training and harassment purposes, your call may be monitored. To make a donation press 1... to hire a hitman press 2.... to hire a gun, press 3.... to get your neighbor evicted, press 4.... for all other services please present yourself at the nearest station with valid ID and an application fee.
The funny side of the story is that even if they answered they willl ask you very pathetic questions and show up hrs later or ask you for gas money before they can show up later.
Thanks 2 Brenda and Ntv for reminding Mr. Itere that he needs to pull up his socks and pants.
sometimes when we see or hear such thing we feel like dairrhoea.And the question is what is their work and why if those phones are old why dont they upgrade them.that why even investors cannot come to kenya because of tht.nobody cn live where there is insecurity.emergency call should be responded within a sec.
When they finally answer the conversation goes like, ' Hatuna petroli, tuma Mpesa...'
or ' Kwa nini mlifungulia wezi milango? eh!' and the worst Q, 'hao wezi ni wangapi?' 4Ngong-Kiserian areas, cops from Pangani get to crime scene an hour before the local (n drunk cops) stagger in.
lol, can you imagine if you had thugs trying to break in to ur house., you will be dead before they answer your call. I wonder if they record those calls if at all answered for evidence in court. Let them not hoodwink the public with their doomed PR exercise, the force is inept and too politicised.
police is the what in the society... fuck u man this is bullshit i hate the police in kenya never get them even if i had to
nyaraeachiel 1 year ago
they are throwing tech in the peoples face and not making use of it. be careful over there. if you have a cell phone or anything like that, they can track and tap it wether you like it pr not.
scourgefe1nd 2 years ago
Im fine with that
Supernova310 2 years ago
THE KENYANS are to blame. There is no beating about the bush. Instead of fighting the GOVERNMENT for services, they fight OTHER TRIBES... as if the disappearance of the other tribes will bring government services!!!!
edenskid 2 years ago
A switchboard does not toa kitu kidogo thats why nobody is picking the calls, quite the opposite drive towards mombasa and there is a checkpoint after evry 1km!!!!!!!!!
SirSafari 2 years ago
Shameful! shameful! Shameful! Somebody needs to get fired.
daddycliff 2 years ago
Loool...kesho those phone lines will be working!!..
daisyao 2 years ago
Kenya is rotten from the core of the core to the smallest flake of crust on the outside. How do we expect the country to grow if Kenyans on the ground can't even have a guarantee that they'll receive help when their businesses and pockets get hit. legalize guns then, at least I would have a chance of surviving Kenya's ruthless killers.
daniells71 2 years ago
yu can get urself a legal gun n a permit...but the approvals by the police n questioning will be a nightmare most guys give it up
siasabora 2 years ago
Thank you for callin the Kenyan Police. For quality, training and harassment purposes, your call may be monitored. To make a donation press 1... to hire a hitman press 2.... to hire a gun, press 3.... to get your neighbor evicted, press 4.... for all other services please present yourself at the nearest station with valid ID and an application fee.
surambaya 2 years ago
lol that's a good one.
For a second i thut Iteere just answered my distress call to save the family cat up a tree!
siasabora 2 years ago
that's why there is TKK! Back to square 1!
daniells71 2 years ago
Thanks to Brenda for that piece
Very Sad but true and realistic.
The funny side of the story is that even if they answered they willl ask you very pathetic questions and show up hrs later or ask you for gas money before they can show up later.
Thanks 2 Brenda and Ntv for reminding Mr. Itere that he needs to pull up his socks and pants.
sssahara69 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Brenda mulinya you are doing a great job thanks
72okoths 2 years ago
wht is hilarious about this is that NOW that it has been aired by NTV those numbers will now miraculously start working......
I just don't understand this level of irresponsibility ...that the govt entities have to shamed to get them to serve and do their duties.
se1nl1fe 2 years ago
sometimes when we see or hear such thing we feel like dairrhoea.And the question is what is their work and why if those phones are old why dont they upgrade them.that why even investors cannot come to kenya because of tht.nobody cn live where there is insecurity.emergency call should be responded within a sec.
macxevier011 2 years ago
When they finally answer the conversation goes like, ' Hatuna petroli, tuma Mpesa...'
or ' Kwa nini mlifungulia wezi milango? eh!' and the worst Q, 'hao wezi ni wangapi?' 4Ngong-Kiserian areas, cops from Pangani get to crime scene an hour before the local (n drunk cops) stagger in.
siasabora 2 years ago
lol, can you imagine if you had thugs trying to break in to ur house., you will be dead before they answer your call. I wonder if they record those calls if at all answered for evidence in court. Let them not hoodwink the public with their doomed PR exercise, the force is inept and too politicised.
karuitha 2 years ago 3