Biceps

[mussonman]

everything about this video was hilarious except for the jokes

[Noonxy20k]

You know you're a bad comedian when your hecklers are getting more praise than you are.

[jszamek]

soo funny



[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

...Bitch had no class. Guy was a douche though so he kinda had it coming.

[thatkid9002]

of course his biceps are huge... thats what happens when you jerk off all day

[mcbrainlegend]

This guy is such a wanker.

[Gggmanlives]

he looks like he's really short too, strong small man complex

[executivekombat]

this guy is not funny he look like a chipmunk and what biceps ? ??????

[killerdestructo]

i met a girl named Dolphin

[lukegranger89]

@killerdestructo You met a girl?

[killerdestructo]

@lukegranger89 no, im quoting the guy in the video

[lukegranger89]

@killerdestructo Im quoting the girl in the video

[jlenik]

I had a writing class my freshman year of college with this guy. I remember him saying he did stand up in the city. lol

[frankiebaby725]

Haha, this guys thing should be him flipping out by the end of the show

[ijansk]

Hmm is that so?

This guy basically says women feel attracted by his biceps and/or muscled body. Kind of he can get any girl he wants.

All women want a muscled guy?

[06livefast]

yeah that's fucking terrible

[Valentelias]

He'll probably have his own sitcom soon. :-(

[TheSGXile]

WATCHA GONNA DO NOW TOUGH GUY? BONK!

[LordDohBoy]

negged

[asda6572]

I guess I'm the only one who found it fucking hilarious. Would REP that guy irl.

[Ndrummer77]

this guy has being a comedian and talking mixed up... :/

[estanuk]

Wtf? This guy is a fucking douche, no?

[rjones416]

curls for the girls. right on brah!

[EmceeSpawn]

LMAO GOLDEN

[Ninety9Soulz]

1. For a homophobe he sure has the gay look down

2. WTF is up with his mouth, it never closes.

3. He's really insecure

4. His jokes suck

5. He's a douche

6. His biceps are not impressive

[PurpleMonkeyChannel]

@Ninety9Soulz

1. So a tightish black dress shirt, light blue jeans and spiked hair means your gay?

2. Why would it? He talks the entire time, ever talk with your mouth closed?

3. Thats an opinion. He doesnt like gay people so hes insecure? 99% of straight guys are now insecure.

4. Well nothing to say there but one again an opinion

5. He just got a little embarrased by the dumb blonde, which made him mad, we dont know if hes always like that

6. Bigger than yours and the average guys

[Ninety9Soulz]

@PurpleMonkeyChannel How are you talking to me with his dick in your mouth?

[PurpleMonkeyChannel]

@Ninety9Soulz umad?

[Ninety9Soulz]

@PurpleMonkeyChannel I click your username and the first thing I see is a pink background and two gay kids, I assume one is you and the other your boyfriend, dancing to some kind of gay theatre music, with another video on the side of you putting icy hot on each other's balls apparantly. It all makes sense now.

My Channel: Lifting weights and shooting guns.

Your channel: Dancing with your boyfriend.

Your dad must be proud. Maybe you should throw another meme at me?

[PurpleMonkeyChannel]

@Ninety9Soulz i bodybuild too bro come at me...its called fist pumping not dancing u phaggot.

[Ninety9Soulz]

@PurpleMonkeyChannel Doesn't negate the fact you're a fag dancing on camera with your equally gay boyfriend in your bedroom, you guys fist pumping each other is your own business. Also hilarious is you don't deny putting icy hot on each other's balls.

[PurpleMonkeyChannel]

@Ninety9Soulz well i was ignorig that but ok no i didnt put icy hot on his balls, we put it on our own balls to see how long we could last the pain cuz someone requested us to do it

ur just a hater tho so idgaf about ur comments anymore so not gonna look at em, have fun being a hater bro. just for the record i didnt insult u at all in my first comment but oh here comes the mad toolbag to say I have a dick in my mouth

[EMERALDanimations]

This is the most unfunny piece of shit I've ever had the dis-pleasure of witnessing,in the short span of 2 minutes and 20 seconds he has failed as a comedian and insulted gay men and blonde haired people,that comedian is a jackass.

[NiTr091]

@EMERALDanimations

you must be a gay blonde

[EMERALDanimations]

@NiTr091 No actually i have brown hair and straight. i just don't like douchebags :) such as you for assuming things

[mfpsychoboy]

I am utterly bewildered over how unfunny this guy is.

[babylonian]

I'M DYING

I'M FUCKING DEAD

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER WATCHED

[easrth]

LOSARD.

[BuildingCastlesMusic]

Wow, what a raging douche. Not funny at all.

[jonizo89]

what a failure. srsly go kill urself

[MisterBinx]

Guarantee this guy is a republican. Hates gays, isn't funny, and looks like a douchebag.

[3RDW0RLD]

15% BF+small shirt=win?

Oh, nope. Guess it equals negs.

[seaninboise]

this guy is obviously a raging phaggot

[raym0nd92]

@seaninboise misc brah checking in?

and yes he's a glorious winged phaggot

[seaninboise]

@raym0nd92 yup.. but i have to admit i wouldnt have the guts to get on stage and impromptu an act... still doesnt excuse his douchebaggery

[07350z]

fat-ceps ...needs smaller shirt

[holyfarkenshite]

this is too painful to watch

[yeyodles]

this guy..so defensive about being gay lool

[jcracker]

total closet homo

[FutureLaugh]

yo man this kid is so unfunny i forgot to laugh

[Noonxy20k]

Luk at mah fuckin' bi-sept, u don't theenk I can meet a gurl?

[Noonxy20k]

look at this bro, this is everything that is wrong with society, personified.

[THEDUDE1948]

The only thing funny about this guy is his chipmunk cheeks and buck teeth. Fucking idiot, how the fuck do people like this think they can get into comedy? He has no comedic talent at all, he responds to the heckling by saying, "uhhh you're a fucken blond urrr" children are more witty than him.

[Mercer667]

I first saw this video in 2007 and it's still funny today in 2011.

[vkoch7772]

biceps haha

[DrHabbs]

seems like the type of person who would find the american pie films the pinnacle of comedy

[sarcasmisyourfriend]

he shows us his wanking arm

[joniso89]

fuckn idiot

[Eltercero]

What a jerk.

[Nixon072]

louis ck kinda sucks

[eviltube1111]

@Nixon072 No.

[blacksmith1925]

U met a girl?

[mrbucket1337]

Whoa, bro, like, you gotta take it down a notch, man. Fo sho'

[klaran]

wooeahhhh this dude bombed

[TyroneTasty]

He called the audience dick heads? Uh.

[TyroneTasty]

His face is funny at least.

[takuan55]

"I'm not even winded!"

[Blarge5269]

667th. He really sucks...

[wowbagger2004]

666th comment: this guy stinks

[Og3990]

1:26 the chick sounds like drunk lois from family guy

[RacingDude88]

LMAO, @ inb4clive, aware

[ccolimon]

so where is the humor ?

[damlurker]

inb4clive

[bloodyhungarian123]

damn this guy sucks

[vfitzger]

Anybody think that this is exactly what would happen if the character Mac from Sunny tried stand up comedy?

[mitchyisgay]

@vfitzger

lulz so true. he actually reminds me of mac in so many ways.

[westborn]

@vfitzger Count me in as somebody else who was reminded of Mac.

[DnvnQuinn]

When your bicep is bigger than your brain, you're already handicapped.

[Gggmanlives]

dis sho am good

[s3kr3tx]

inb4clive

[DavidBaller101]

inb4clive

[breatheska]

i feel bad for this guy... he started off trying real hard and just went to crash and burn mode

i mean offensive jokes can be funny, but this guy wasnt funny at all. sadly i could see almost the exact same jokes being said by some retard on a comedy central presents and everyone would die of laughter.

[mark321123]

It's funny how the girl thinks her comment is clever!

[impyshmimpy]

YOU THINK I CAN'T MEET A GORL?!

[MrAlexg20]

what a loser what a fucking loser

[aramhampson]

painful to watch is right. what schmuck. he thinks he is funny?

[MarkFromJeeeerrsey]

lol, this was extremely hard to watch.

[aramhampson]

guys that think girls like muscles and thats it are actually closet homosexuals that are atracted to themselves and cant figure why everyone else is not. He needs be honest and to just start sucking cock, rather than pretending to like girls. This guy cant meets girls, he is to busy trying to suck his own cock and is sooo pissed off that he cann't reach it.

[aramhampson]

the chick in the crowd was awesome... this dumb ass got burned.. "look at my biceps"  hahahahah I would have felt bad for the guy if he was not such a little fag.. by fag i mean a little fag, gay people are great, with the exeption of this little fag..

[Battlecruiser]

Fake. This video was staged by the Illuminati. The comedian on stage is actually a reptile, and the heckler is a Freemason. Pause at 0:43. He is laying in traditional serpent position, preparing to expand his venomous fangs. What you are witnessing is an epic intergalactic battle of the wits between the Freemasons and the Repilians for the future of Earth. This day... the freemasons won.

[RatchildC]

@Battlecruiser keep on waking up those sheepie brah

[blinkers88]

@Battlecruiser lol wut

[eSKiUKNZ1989]

@Battlecruiser you're just as lame as the comedian

[ElGrandeJiP]

@eSKiUKNZ1989

Nah that was pretty funny.

[eSKiUKNZ1989]

@ElGrandeJiP you're lame as fuck

[abcGoGetter]

@Battlecruiser the human brain is programed to make sense out of everything for example the virgin Mary in a potato chip, Jesus in a tree stump, these arn't made up either they were on the news and being auctioned another thing other than religion is Elvis face on a cucumber. All im saying is that its easy to make something look like its there when its really just coincidence. This guy sucked, and I do believe in a secret alliance created to control the world, just not in everything.

[smashingcumber6]

@Battlecruiser Don't you have to be male to be a freemason? : S

[NiTr091]

@Battlecruiser wtf is this shit?

[Noonxy20k]

Nice Haircut, faggot. You're everything everybody hates in a wannabe.

[kenilw03]

What an idiot and anger, he really needs to wear a shirt that fits, now he looks gay.

[schs1977]

Don't give up your day job!

[gino314]

lame ass fag. he won"t last

[setof10]

failed to smile..

[thebigbopperable]

I'm a big troll and all....but that was one of the hardest things i've ever had to watch.

painful.

[oeufgwoieu]

this guy is hilarious (in the sense that he sucks & doesn't know it)

unfunny jokes, racist, homophobic, vain & dumb (didn't get what the girl who likes to 2 suck was sayin)

it's too bad too because if his material & personality were cooler he might b ok, he seems 2 have stage potential

[LazerChachi]

why is he wearing a babys shirt

[craiggrove1]

wow she really saved him on that one he was stumped there

[MrTubrog]

wow he's horrible

[NoProtect]

Jesus that was funny.

So much fail

[Lfunman]

"stolen vcr"? it's 2010... i imagine it'd at least be a dvd blu ray player.  lol jk

[DJdeaddude]

to be honest, most professional comedians would use this material in their gigs, he just needed to open on a better joke :D

[haus300]

killer material

[oeufgwoieu]

@haus300 haha

[DictionaryNinja]

Scout think's he's a comedian.

Ho ho ho ho.

[anab0lic]

awkward

[gangsta287]

faster than a black guy with a stolen vcr? distasteful

[spadgm]

Goofy face, blow out guido haircut, shirt that is much to small...yeah hes a douche lol!

[murdabitches]

@spadgm

he doesn't have a blow out just the front of his hair slicked up.

[Maverick5588]

oh lawd 'facepalm'

[mrbobo86]

in b4 clive

[overkill78]

Fuckin' hack.

[devious222]

when i think of a stand up comedian i honestly think of the opposite of this guy. what a failed choice for this sad, douchey, piece of shit.

[GBPackersfan]

But really folks that cunt is really annoying and should be choked out

[dasgdasg]

Whatta prick

[panchopantera50]

oh my good he is sooo bad at standup

[drainowsu]

could the shirt be a bit tighter? and he thinks just because he has a good body he can get girls?

[NeonWilderness08]

hahahaha wot a douche

[Jrezky]

after the first one bout the black man... seriously did he think that would get laughs?

[UniversalRules]

LOOK AT MAH FUCKIN BUCKTEETH, you think I cant meet a girl?

To be fair, the hecklers were just as awful.

[shitnrun]

dude seemed really gay

[OctoberFest86]

lmao, he's lucky it wasn't a bigger audience. bombedddd.

[ising4kings]

he calls people dickheads cuz his shit wasn't funny. hilarious!!! i would've have been laughing my ass off, but not with him. this kid was obviously beat a lot when he was a kid. no wonder he works out.

[ising4kings]

also, he was heckled by a fellow comedian. nice. not funny and NO FRIENDS.

[oeufgwoieu]

@ising4kings i think that was the funniest thing "c'mon dickheads" 0:49 what a fukhead

[fightnfright]

Hahaha...alright I wanna meet the asshole who convinced him he could do stand-up. That's the real fuckin comedian. Asshole "you can do it man...look at your fucking biceps!" Douche "well...ur right i do have biceps...and girlfriends"

[zombiemaxman]

how do it know?

[TheUnpromisedOne]

Wow strong douchebag. And LOL @ "LOOK AT MAH BICEPS" like it makes him any less lame or unfunny.

[ising4kings]

this guy sux so bad. couldn't handle a female heckler. booo

[anstromm]

my biceps are huge. your argument is invalid.

[NiGHTS88]

LOOK AH MAH FUCKING INSECURITY.

[usmcportapotty]

im glad to see my bicpes are getting some respect

[williafx]

who convinced this guy he was funnY?

[Soundchaser88]

his biceps did.

[250honda]

haha biceps. he's skin n bones.

[justinhardt1]

I always hate watching shit like this because it makes me feel awkward as a mutha fucka.. "LOOK AT MY BICEP" lmao, what a douche bag.. his mouth is so goofy... looks like a little kid.

[efsq]

yeah it feels awkward...but we love watching it

[0hm4g3]

his mouth is annoying

[2006Xray15]

nt only is he a bad comedian hes a racist and just talks about steriotypes he probably only kick of with all the steroids hes taken sad lil man shame no one got up on stage and kicked his ass

[sdarms111]

eh, yawn. He did get a little worked up over nothing. He'll learn, and someday be a better comedian for it.

[therising1]

That stupid bitch he's calling a dumb blonde should have a little more class being that she's a fellow comedian. She should know that heckling someone on stage is bullshit.

That said, this kid is a douche bag. Clearly.

[boognish1975]

this dane cook wannabe sucks balls

[nineinchtaint]

He has the face of an 11 year old

....an 11 year old with fuckin' killer biceps, bro

[grinick]

gagagagagaga

[NapalmNewt]

Crash and burn

[steev75]

if he is gay he is cute but needs to chill out ''... befor ei snap and satrt throwing stools about'' lol he is funnytho when he gets all pissed off

[BoomboxJackson]

I bet he went back to the frat house that night and just absolutely drowned himself in Keystone.

[BannedCinema]

bros don't belong on stage

[jabberwockygnome]

This dude is a douche, also not funny

[itsmu]

LOOK AT MY FUCKIN BICEPS BITCH

[RoyStorey]

Christ, he slipped that so fast in there, hoping no one would notice.

[jjws]

man those first few minutes are akward as fuck

[acorn9345678]

lol he bombed

[WHALEHUNTERGATHERER]

man 5* homie

[Rockmangames]

You are weird and heterosexuals are weird, lol.

[Rockmangames]

So what if he is gay.. Do you have a problem, people ? Grow up!

[svcreeper]

this dude sucks ass!!

[Lonequacker]

when all else fails look at his fucking biceps