Precious the cat gets owned

[gadeela]

hahah that cats a g hahah fucken dumb bird....props for doing its job though

[MrFatdubyman]

im about to own ur face

[Nexarianz]

Cat: "Screw you bird, I just ate!"

[CatfishShotgun]

Lmao, the cat's just chillin'.

[psoslash]

lazy cat

[pRopaaNS]

Suicidal bird survived. But I bet not for long anyway due to this habit.

[3danaable1]

lol

[finnchick59]

This was perfect! Shows you all cat haters that cats do not come and suffocate your babies in a cradle, do not go after and kill everything that moves in their sight! Obviously, this cat BELONGS, as we all should! Thumbs up for the owners of this cat! Although, cats tend to own us, at least mine does! Would not give her up for a million bucks, though! Anyways, Smart Cat! Loved It!

[Fyralynn]

Tag, yer it. Tag! Yer it. TAG! You're it! .. Goddamn it I said TAG YER IT!

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

@Fyralynn HAhahahah perfect tagline!

[MCdude72]

@Scollee you know this vid is lame. Now shut up and make me a sandwich

[MCdude72]

Thumbs up if this was a waste of your life

[Vimtox]

I'd say the cat owned the bird. Despite the birds best efforts the cat simply didn't give a shit.

Epic annoy fail.

[misterq0604]

Cat is too cool to give a damn.

[hydevsjekyll]

wait, that was the whole video?

[Yeldarb1960]

Cocaine is a hellava drug!!!!

[StefyStuff]

@Yeldarb1960 cats call it catnip.

[MrBlingMonkey]

the cat is so cute



[BuzzardlyThings]

I think the kitty ODed on catnip. Or heroin.

[Scarramanga]

Weird, I was in hopes that the cat would have dinner!

[323tiim]

@Scarramanga Yeah me to!

[snickers763]

bird-watch this guys ill go irritate this cat

cat-(UNAMUSED FACE)

[CptCryBaby]

Precious got owned? Don't think so. If you watch you'll notice that while he seems disinterested, that cat knows exactly where that bird is. That bird left because he knew the cat was playing him and just waiting for him to make one tiny mistake.

[shokwav22]

bird: lets go mother ****er you wanna go

cat: mabey tomorrow

[supremeujwal]

i thinki its protecting someone's parking space !!! :P

[DamageThatShit2011]

0:10

"Wtf dude?"

[IfritAxel]

daredevil bird

[RobotFishMonkey]

Bird: Yo! You're on my turf!

Cat: Fuck You Bird! I ate yo wife last night Beyotch!

[MusicLives209]

birds like " hey bitch ur in my parking space!"

[Severe777]

And for a GnosticAtheist someone I would expect with SOME wisdom, your assumption skills are pretty bad :P

[MrHeiwa07]

The cat probably ate her babies :-9

[Severe777]

Anyways... have a good one!!! ;)

[SuperAlaa90]

LOL THE BIRD IS BITING THE LITTLE KITTY

[ShadowLover9158]

HHAHAHA XD

[Wimpoman]

"Boverd?"

[starbearer76]

that bird is lucky that cat wasn't hungry.

[mahdhatre]

lol. ive never seen a troll argue with themselves before

[HazardOfExistance]

Birds are nature's instigators, and they are little bastards.

[GpZ91]

the cat is in the zone.

[PBdarkraptor]

Bird: WHERES MAH DRUGZ!?

Cat: Yo mama chill dooooooooooown i got them safe

Bird: And where the fuck?

Cat: Mah belly :3

[Idunn0ya]

LOL! what a dopy cat :P doesent atk back lol

[oldmeanie1966]

that cats like leave me alone cant you see im trying to get my beauty rest, you stupid bird

[Raveman01]

:30 BARREL ROLL!

[Severe777]

Now come on stupid people :) bring on the hate comments. I got fact backing me.

[Severe777]

Cat's are boring dumb animals. Not sociable and smell like ASS. And can't do nearly half the shit a dog can. It's already been scientifically proven dogs are smarter then cats and have developed much larger brains due to domestication for so long. They had a thing on CNN about it. Cat's aren't my animals and it takes forever for them to like you. And nothing but asshole men who don't got any friends and ugly chicks like them.

[Severe777]

@Severe777 And if they were big enough, they would KILL YOU :) and have no remorse whatsoever like how you people do with them. Satan's creation. A snake with fur, just look at them.

[HerrKnitler]

@Severe777

You sound like a little bitch. Cats and dogs are two entirely different animals, kept for entirely different purposes. Yes, dogs are smarter, can be used for labour etc. A cat is kept for company and comic relief. Plus, I don't want a giant baby following me around and stinking up my apartment, thus having a cat is perfect.

[Severe777]

@HerrKnitler lol whoa? what's up with the anme calling? why are you getting mad? lol. Me saying I don't like cats is MY personal opinion, don't worry about it. Worry about yourself and stop being a little bitch :) And second, dogs are stinky!? lol, have you even owned a cat before? cat stink kicks the crap out of the stink of dogs. Even their shit is 100 times stinkier! and I know this because my mom owned cats and dogs! Pluss, when I was a kid me and a friend fed a cat to a pittbull. was fun :P

[HerrKnitler]

@Severe777

Well you do sound like a little bitch ranting about dogs on a video about cats. Otherwise my post is written in a perfectly stable emotional state, wasn't mad or even slightly upset. Read it again, it's a post about how the two are not comparable and why someone would prefer a cat.

PS. If you really did that, which I doubt, you should reevaluate yourself a bit.

[Severe777]

@HerrKnitler lol, I did... me and a friend, a longgg time ago, when we were kids. Grabbed a cat and threw it to his neighbor's dogs. One was a pit bull and the other a chow. It was quite funny, one grabbed the cats legs and the other it's neck, kind of like a tug of war. Until the cat's head tore off... haha. Remember it like yesterday :) Anyways dough :P You sound like a little bitch too complaining about it! You have a nice day little bitch :P

[HerrKnitler]

@Severe777 wow. you are so cool...

[Severe777]

@HerrKnitler ty.

[GnosticAtheist]

@Severe777 Passive-agressive tendencies, attempt at humour, over-use of emoticons; I say you are full of shit.

[Severe777]

@GnosticAtheist Not really... coming from South Dakota it's quite common. I'm not the only one. Haha.

[MrCarlo4ever]

ha made my day

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

The bird's like "Get out of the road you idiot!"

[Mropticalgreen]

the bird probably has a nest somewhere around and is trying to chase the cat away

[sheadatear]

@Mropticalgreen It's. . . not succeeding.

[HotDamn281]

0:10 Cat: What the hell was that??

[nandabun]

Yeah, uh.. more like the bird got owned due to the cat's complete lack of interest in it, so it gives up, frustrated.

[observerking]

That cat is like..." Yo bird, I told you I aint got no more drugs" LOL

[goku40001]

bird:can you handle this fool?can you handle it?

cat:ho to hell {chilling}

[NoRemorseGaming]

Guerilla Warfare. Move in, move out.

[moonhowlz]

That is the worst ownage I've ever seen. Admittedly, worth half a laugh, but is undeserving of the description 'ownage'.

Fail.

[MegaYallow]

0:12 Cat: (sarcastic) Ahhh, u killed me.

Bird: U GOT NOTIN ON MEH!

[MaxaMillionGirl]

Bird : "can you deal with this? can you handle the quickness?"

[MaxaMillionGirl]

haha he's like trying to help the bird out "ohhh you got me, i'm down, im down "

[DissocialPersonality]

kitteh is not impressed

[ScottyBoiy]

lol. cats like: "yawn. haha, fuck you." *lays down*

[demiens]

lol this cat is too cool to get involved

[alainatherawr]

hahaha that bird was probably suicidal. It was probably disappointed when the cat didn't care!

[donedave]

how is the cat "owned" by the bird?!? the cat just lays there. if the cat ran off, the bird would "own" him, but he just lays there. the bird got owned!!

[amberace]

Like GladiatorGT says, it has to be a nest nearby. The bird is clearly trying to get the cat's attention so it can lure the beast away from the area. Ironicly, the cat ignored it.

[crwoody1]

I guess the cat had just run right out of arsed !

( I bet mine would have had it !! )

[barracudau]

borrring....

[Legomygrego19]

These are the same shits that came into my backyard, dive bombing my kitties!

[Doomwad765]

Fuck is wrong with that bird?

[GladiatorGT]

@Doomwad765 probably has a nest near by

[StormyWind1]

LOL, i think the bird is bored :P!

[bananasquads]

i thought the cat was gonna turn around and smack it one, lol >.>

[jessie120386]

wow... suicidal much??

[KrunchyTaterChips]

Bird: FUCK YOU, CAT!!!

[jessie120386]

cat: Whatever dude....

[bammagamma]

Haha, the cat couldn't give a shyte what he stupid bird does!! Cat probably ate its cousin er sumthin and thats why its pissed!!

[poyanator]

i think the cat said something about his mum and the bird got offended!

[dorians123]

That bird was acting up because he was protecting his nest or somethig. Or he was thinking, the cat nail is a snake.

[hyperzyph64]

Dam That bird was gettin into it

0:17 doin some naruto shit

[zabukazar]

The bird got owned because the cat didn't give a crap.

[illdrew818]

bLUE jAYS TEASE CATS ALL THE TIME

[djxcel128]

those fuckin birds are crazy! they be taking down big ass crows and ravens!

[fuzzyrobots01]

thats a mocking burd.

[MultiAliBear]

Are you serious! 42 seconds wasted of my life

[sxctime1]

Why did you watch it all Faggot!

[RPfishh]

Ah to second what someone else said, that's a mocking bird. They will even attack people if they get to close to the nest.

[wellsinmud]

thats what bb guns are for

[icedoutivan]

my cat would have eaten that bird

[lolLARKINGlol]

that bird wouldve eaten my cat

[bromorgen]

the cat's just chillin

[MidnightGrunt]

Thats a roadrunner

[ifukyouintheass]

its not a roadrunner those have floppy rubber gloves on their heads and stubby wings u dumb nitwit....

[lgnij]

=-_-= HA!!!! I learned how to do that <------

[alienacidtechno]

I love cats. And I hate birds cuz they shit on my head.

[HaloJackassOfficial]

@alienacidtechno id pwn any cat id see

[capodencia85]

@alienacidtechno Yea whats up with birds just shitting everywhere. I mean its like the world is their toilet.

[o0W4FFL30o]

that is a mockingbird... not a scissor tail

google it if you dont believe me... its my state bird i would know..

[xxthenextnoelxx]

I think that is a bluejay, they do that same exact thing here is chicago

[pschodog3]

Arkansas? Oh hai I'm from AR too!

[WoWTrygin]

wierd bird xD

[IrateGamingZealot]

Where's the own? You said there would be own.

[2pac4life400]

LOL

[xinfsa]

you called that cat being owned? more like the bied got ownd the cats was just relaxing

[DiiN0SAuRx]

youre a dumbfuck. -_-

[cutmytearsout009]

why was the cat just sat in the middle of the road?

and tht was soooo not funny tht was stupid

[xRobertgoldx]

it was a parking spot not in the road

[InhibitedCube]

That was a stupid and not funny at the sightest

[ramennoodleeater]

whats up with all these violent comments being posted stupid flame wars. >_>

[0001000100]

the bird is bored

[Leylaashley]

the cat just took it that's funny

[fingan]

LOL, cat's like, fuck off prick!

[stanforduni]

that's not a scissor-tailed flycatcher. looks more like a mockingbird.

[FreyBentosPie]

LMAO, that cat, proper cant be arsed lol.

[pixeltastic]

owned would mean the bird won.

[missytrix24]

Can anyone explain this behaviour? I've never seen cats and birds act like this. All the cats I've had always jump on instinct at any little moving thing-whats wrong with the cat?! What's up with the bird!?

[Bulletproofducks]

itsthe peace train they are joining hands all over the world

[MissAlly12]

lol!!!

[haudntknme]

SUICIDAL BIRD. ha thats a first

[tigerlillie85]

yeh the cat looks real bothered by that.

[davemcq]

the cat is like "fuck offff"

PS = why the fuck are birds useful??

[frootypatutee]

aloof cat is aloof

[Jandeku]

it's the bird who's being owned. that's some epic ignore from the cat's part.

[saedge1126]

this is really stupid and im gay

[mykylc]

Man I hate that sound Mocking birds nest when they are protecting there nest. One dive bombed me in my backyard and I slapped the crap out of it after it hammered my head.

[MugenKunai]

timo4slash sucks dick for bus cash lol lol lol lol btw i know were chu live fuck face so meet me at center square downtown fucka and well fight pussy dont worry ill put ur asskickin on youtube

[RemsUnheardofArmy]

frogs like you better

[Rebellion314159]

lol this is funny

[EmveeEss]

you guys are dumb.

[sal00t]

...talk about instincts

[falcoperegrinus82]

Cats should be kept indoors! They kill songbirds in unbelieveable numbers!

[JeffandEm]

"Songbirds" carry coccidia and transmit it through their feces to dogs, cats, and even people. They also carry mites and crap on my car. Cats keep the little bastards in check. And it's not like the "songbirds" are in much danger of extinction. Cats Rule!

[Timo4slash]

no ur wrong u asswipe.its these dumass, ass liking cats that spread rabies and shit on my lawn. i got hold on to a fiew kitties and sold them to poor hungry chinese people who needed to eat. and the poor birds which i love over my life deserve to rip off every cats dick and life off! so fuk off u nigger and suk on a bag of a kitties diks! u know u should fuk all the cats in the world and maybe theyll meow ur name SUCK MY DICK!!!

[gussy667]

ahahahahahahaghaha your such a cock. if i sore u fuking a cat up the ass i would call the police and have your cat raping ass thown in jail!!!!besides that guys right, pigeons and erm "song birds"(????????) were left free and happy then we would be up to are heads in shit.

[Timo4slash]

ok who would give a bloody shit about some ugly cat ass life. i wouldnt fuk a cat if my life depended on it and i europe pet life laws dont fuking exists so i can slaughter as many kitties and sell them to hungry chinese people as i want dickface! so go to ur fuking garage, hit ur head 10 times against the wall until it bleeds to death then u might lern something dumabss... and by the way u know where i live hahahah....

[etuate]

I heard you smoke the cock.

True?

[gussy667]

wat do you meen i know were you live? ive never met you!

[Timo4slash]

I was sarcastic u homosexual duck fuck testicle cow...

[gussy667]

i din't sound sarcastic to me.... ow wait mabye because there is no sound over the internet u tw@!

[DaOwnanator]

but you wouldnt slaughter kittys would you? dont kill the little kittys! :''( NOOOO!!!

[Timo4slash]

na i couldnt. i just said that to these idiots around me

[falcoperegrinus82]

JeffandEm: I'm not talking about abundant species like starlings, rock pigeons, house sparrows etc that some consider (often rightly so) to be nuisances. I'm talking about seriously declining native bird species (warblers, our native sparrows, orioles, tanagers, finches, etc) many of these species are in percipitous decline largely due to habitat loss. The fact is that feral cats and cats kept outdoors are a major source of mortality for some incredible and beautiful bird species.

[falcoperegrinus82]

JeffandEm, What you said about coccidia is completely false; The parasites that cause Coccidiosis are common in many birds, mammals, reptiles etc. and are host species specific. The Coccidia that infects birds cannot cause infection in mammals and vice-versa. Coccidiosis in cats and dogs is transnitted through contact with cat and dog feces. Coccidiosis in birds is mainly a serious problem in situations where many are kept in close quarters such as in the poultry industry.

[magicbirdaustin]

Falco and Timo,you guys are so right.Cats are one of the top reasons why millions of birds die per year.Birds are actually useful,but cats aren't.

[Ubanga33]

Birds are useful alright. For shitting on my car, shitting all over the place, and getting stuck in airplane engines. Birds are filthy too. I have a BB gun and I kill birds. It's legal and fun. I am Ubanga

[magicbirdaustin]

U r a fucking asshole. It's not legal to kill birds for fun. I hope u get caught and serve 2 years in jail u fucking asshole. Besides,they are outdoor animals, what else r they supposed to do? If we lived outside, we would be shitting all over the place too. Do the world a favor, and go die a horrible death u ass licker.

[Blue7Electronic]

Amen

[falcoperegrinus82]

JeffandEm: I'm not talking about abundant species like starlings, rock pigeons, house sparrows etc that some consider (often rightly so) to be nuisances. I'm talking about seriously declining native bird species (warblers, our native sparrows, orioles, tanagers, finches, etc) many of these species are in percipitous decline largely due to habitat loss. The fact is that feral cats and cats kept outdoors are a major source of mortality for some incredible and beautiful bird species.

[falcoperegrinus82]

JeffandEm, What you said about coccidia is completely false; The parasites that cause Coccidiosis are common in many birds, mammals, reptiles etc. and are host species specific. The Coccidia that infects birds cannot cause infection in mammals and vice-versa. Coccidiosis in cats and dogs is transnitted through contact with cat and dog feces. Coccidiosis in birds is mainly a serious problem in situations where many are kept in close quarters such as in the poultry industry.

[x3dc3]

dont know what was ownage about that, cat brushed off proletarian bird like it would any other nonworthy trash

[pixiedustt88]

lmao

[Xanerix]

the bird's like "COME GET SOME NIGGA!"(not meaning ANY offense) and the cat's like "fuck off ya little shit......"

[jlambertstl]

That's not a scissortail. It's a mockingbird.

[gussy667]

i was hopeing that the bird would rip the cats eye out!!!!

[Timo4slash]

same here

[richguy789]

you should change to title to something along the lines of Cat doesn't give a shit

[559MAN]

that bird was pissed!......and that cat dont giv a fuck.....lol

[gsieckmann]

It's a mockingbird not a scissortail

[ChongoTheMoose]

my cat has jedi powers, he would turn around and rip that things face off, then eat it.

[mastuurcheef]

omg noob cat KILL BIRD

[stokesjrj1]

I have seen this in real life the cat acts as if it doesn't care the bird is flogging him, rolls around onto his back and when the bird swoops in the cat will spring up off his back and catch the bird. This video was cut short to make the cat look like a sissy cat.

[ESP1EMG]

wow that cat really dont give a shit!

[Archaikos]

bird is like: My territory bitch!

Cat is too lazy too get up and wins. Moral of this video is.... (end comment)

[marrs22]

Cat gets owned the cat looks like its lovin life and the birds upset who is owning who thier