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  • I thought you become a different person every 7yrs.

  • bills not really a fiscal conservative or a libertarian...he doesn't like unions, and he's pro drug/prostitution legalisation, against the wars now that they haven't worked. But he pretty left wing on economic issues.

  • How is he Libertarian!? I don't see how!?

  • Bill Maher is a cowardly parasite. He lives off making jokes about everything this country values to be good or sacred. Since he stands for nothing in his personal life, his ideals can't be a target for any group against him.

  • Wow... if only I could be rich and live a life of leisure just by getting on TV and cracking jokes about politicians and religion... the two easiest source materials for comedy, by the way... what a world...

  • @melbyRick well if you're as funny smart and witty as Bill you should keep trying and then it might work out for you one day...

  • @melbyRick Bill has admitted sever times that he got lucky. There are plenty of people out there who are just as or even more funny and talented and they just never made it big.

  • @pseudonym32 Yeah, I can think of a LOT of people who are funnier than Bill Maher... but none of them have his special connections, of course. Fuck Bill Maher.

  • If Bill Maher was a Libertarian, then he would be supporting Ron Paul night and day, and have his commercials on every show. He's a fake...

  • Wow... I think Bill Maher has got to be one of the laziest, most unaccomplished personalities to be declared *God* by the mainstream media... seriously, get off his tiny dick. He's only a comedian, and a particularly sour, antagonistic one at that...

  • this was funny...but why don't he want kids?!?!?

  • bill maher, zionist racist prick.

  • @pirell hater

  • @akulabite hater? theres nothing to hate bill maher for... i only pity him...and all the people who follow him and listen to his vitriol.

  • @pirell Follow him? I dont follow him. I AGREE with most of the things he talks about because IT MAKES SENSE! Have you ever seen his show on HBO?

  • @pirell why would you pity him? he has a really good job doing what he loves and he's a millionaire. i think you just don't like him...

  • I like Bill Maher's opinions about 90% of the time but his delivery comes off as very smug, whiny, and masturbatory. I've never seen a comedian laugh at their own jokes as much as him. It's pretty self-satisfied, which is gross. BUT, what he says is almost always on point, so you take the good with the bad.

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  • If there is anyone who is most like me, id say its Bill Maher

  • Ten years on from 9/11, I think a lot of people could agree with that comment. Problem was, at the time the whole Western world was in a delicate state and it was easy to take such a statement out of context, which it most certainly was. It's not un-American to state the truth.

  • Smart Guy

  • America is like a healthy body and it's resistance is threefold: it's patriotism, it's morality, and it's spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within. ~ Joseph Stalin Hey Bill, Joseph just wanted you to know your doing a great job.

  • Wow Bill look. They all voted Democrat and still got an Emperor,..surprise. In the end your theories are as full of bull as the next guy.

  • @ZyonFyre Pretty much.

  • I feel him almost wholly on the kids thing. My deal is, so many people are assholes. I want a direct hand in raising at least one that isn't.

  • @liamelders I was with you 'til the jew remark. Congrats.

  • Bill Maher for President!

  • I respect Bill Maher on a lot but that Steve Irwin costume......that was just bad taste.

  • @bushbasher85 I agree. Bill Maher is awesome to me and, even though I disagree with a few of his statements, that was just stupid and wrong to do.

  • @bushbasher85 No it was fuckin hilarious XD

  • @liamelders Are you sure you'd say ''fuck'' enough?

  • Maher is a criminal.

  • i was looking at the hot blonde in the middle the whole time when they showed bills costume

  • hes also pro israel

  • @BEARARMZ no he is delusional, alan dershowitz is pro israel, bill is too ignorant to understand the situation.

  • @WinkyMaeve I agree he's extremely ignorant about the Israel/Palestinian conflict.

  • @sbalusu94 I look at this way : He works in Hollywood, which is basically all Jewish.

    He's playing it safe with this show after getting fired from his last one.

    He won't touch any 9 11 issues either.

  • @GaryNull Yea he stays away from 9/11 issues and Israel issues. One reason might be because he believes what he believes. The other might be he wants to keep his life.

  • @BEARARMZ yeah he is one of a kind.. thats for sure.

  • sheep

  • i like Bill but i don't agree with that. Steve died for something he wanted to do

  • "My opnion is if you're killed by an animal, you were probably doing something too it you shouldn't have."

    Is it really possible for Bill to be THAT dense that he doesn't understand why people got upset of the Steve Irwin costume.

  • Who are the guys Bill outed?

  • I don't see how he can hold his Europhile views and still be "fiscally consersative" and pro-death penalty. He's likely changed his views on at least one of those issues. Taxes are good, when used like in Europe. The death penalty isn't a deterrent and the US, the only western nation that issues it, is the most violent western country.

  • Atheism is the only way to go baby!This is all there is,when you kick the bucket ,then you no longer exist,you're gone for good.When you die you better kiss your ass goodbye baby!

  • One of the most honest people out there in the media today. I wish Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert would go on his show, I'm sure he's invited them.

  • NO HONOR just saying sumthing cuz the other guy said it but they dont feel it, and i dont belive it. I dont belive a dirty scumbag cares what another kinda dirty scumbag does 4 REAL! its FAKE OUTRAGE SO THAT EVERY1 HERES THEM TAKE A STAND THATS FALSE!

  • 4:02 "FAKE OUTRAGE" I love that he said that, i bin saving this for years! ITS LIKE IN JAIL motherfuckers dont give a fuck if you are a RAPIST OR CHILD MOLESTER, TRUST ME! Now man do. The real hardcore MOBB TYPES who are OG AND HAVE CODE IN THERE EXISTENCE ( The Italians, the OLDER blacks, the all around real street warrior types. But your average(which is rampant cuz its a small club being a REAL GANGSTER) Thug, stick up kid, low level dealer, junkies, jackers, gangBANGERS are BULLSHIT. NO CODE

  • Love ya Bill!

  • RIP Steve Irwin

  • I'm not sure if anyone noticed but Real Time tapes in the historic Bob Barker Studio!!! You can see the set of Price Is Right during this piece. I had to say that, I got really excited.

  • dont agree with maher on steve irwin......steve irwin was awesome.....he brought more awareness about animals than anyone else....and he loved them dearly.....i agree that he died because he was with the stingray.....but bill shouldnt show him in a bad light.....

  • The only thing bill makes sense about, religion.

  • You can dress like anyone in Halloween but don't implied that Steve Irwin a lifetime animal defender deserve to get kill by the ray.

  • Bill Maher is not filled with hate or anger. It is the willful ignorance of religion and politics that flips a switch on inside of him. It looks like anger, but it is really sorrow for his fellow man, masked in frustration.

  • "People should watch what they say." What is this, the USSR? Nazi Germany? i thought we had something in this country called the first amendment. is there any part of the bill of rights bush and his people didn't try to destroy?

  • Bill Maher is an idiot. He snipes at people making tough decisons and fools pay him to do it as though he's some sort of savior.

  • @TheMrTTT I suppose you'd leave the people in power unquestioned and let them lead you into a dark room not asking if they know where they are going.

  • Bill Maher + George Carlin=Brilliance.

  • But i still think, for the toughest job in the world (what did he say?)

  • @Justin351 "He's still too green"

    Meaning he doesn't have enough experience.

  • He called it right about Obama.

  • @masontonio I can't wait to hear what he says about him when Real Time launches next week

  • Dis she say that her name is Sintheo Mc Fatten? WOW

  • "Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man." - Thomas Jefferson

  • Maher is probably the most honest person in the media, on TV, etc...

  • @GaryNull I have to agree. I am a news junkie because of two people: my dad and Bill Maher. Real Time is the best show on cable!!!! 

  • @RealTime88 I don't like many at all, I am black, A Malcolm X protege, A socialist, And an agnostic. I do freakin love this guy though! Real Time is the REAL DEAL!

  • @REASONINFUSION malcolm x prodigies are muslim btw

  • @WinkyMaeve And your point is.......

  • @REASONINFUSION you can't be a agnostic malcolm x prodigy.

  • @WinkyMaeve I don't need you to tell me what I can't be lol! Are you serious???? I don't have time to debate that point. It is just not worth it.

  • Bill is correct there are more independents in America than there were when Bill began hosting Politically Incorrect in 1993. I know,after years of being a Democrat I left my party earlier this summer. I hold progressive and libertarian views like Mr. Maher but I don't care about the success of either party.

  • @RealTime88 Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't understand how a liberal (and I'm a liberal too) can be a libertarian. Unless you're a libertarian socialist/communist/anarcho-sy­ndicalist.

  • @sbalusu94 Libertarian and socialist which the last time I checked is center left. Democratic socialism which is popular in Europe, ask Bernie Sanders. He's our poster boy in America.

  • @GaryNull Hes a hypocrite. His support of Israel belittles his credibility.

  • @hidepuller2008 ya i think most of his fan base are starting to realize his true colors... he is a huge hypocrite... double standards when it comes to zionism.

  • Bill Maher - anothe guy who is a flaming liberal but won`t admit it. H fans the flames of controversy so that he gets easily won-over peeps - henceforth enough money from sponsors for a stripper`s pole at a multi-million dollar house in Beverly Hills.

  • @konman001 Call him whatever you want, but what is he wrong about?

  • People need to grow the fuck up.....he is a patriot because he has the guts to call America out on its stupidity and hypocrisy. Americans hate to hear anyone criticizing them so I ask people what would happen if know body questions the government and the thing it does? The government is corrupt as it is and there are plenty of people who criticize the idiots callin all the shots

  • in other words bill maher has no loyalty. all the guy does is bitch he never does anything to change anything. he makes fun of things he doesn't understand.

  • @mjb0507 Or it could be that he is loyal to what he believes is right, not a "favorite team." I don't agree with him on a small handful of issues, but I believe it is his patriotic duty to speak up about our nations troubles.

  • @RegressLess yeah but he is always changing his arguments. just cause he is an asshole and has no belief in anything doesn't make him smart or brave it makes him an asshole who has nothing to lose. patriotic???? he bashes america all the time and not just its leaders. he calls us stupid all the time, well if he doesn't like it get the fuck out. i am sure france would take him

  • @mjb0507 American's are stupid. Only half of Americans know that Judiasm predates Christianity. That's right half of America picks up books called the 'Old' and 'New' Testament and can't figure out which one came first. Also you should research France's government before you knock it you might learn a few things. But it's doubtful as we've all seen learning is contrary to the American dream.

  • @MegaBeamish oh shut the hell up you have no idea what we know you cunt!!! All i know is you would be speaking german if it weren't for us. learning?? why are we a world power and france is still just a little bitch!!!

  • @mjb0507 If you're going to try and argue my point why don't you do it with facts instead of just swearing at me like a loser? And pick up a book for fuck sakes. America may be a 'world power' in terms of its military but in terms of economics your country is broke. They owe China $1 trillion dollars and I'm not exagerating. Also France's healthcare sysetem is rated #1 your's is 47 or 50.

  • @MegaBeamish those are facts you jealous cunt.  Everyone is just dying to get into france right? we still have more money than your insignificant country. You know that your country owes us money right?? seriously look it up. along with half of europe too so don't give me this crap about how we are poor. jesus you are so jealous its not even funny. don't worry i am sure we will have to save your ass again soon.

  • @mjb0507 You'll be pleased to know that I took your advice and I decided to look it up and your country is $8trillion dollars in debt while France only owes $1trillion dollars. Also I only said that America can learn from France I never said people were dying to get in there or that I was even from there. And who would America be saving France from? Unlike the states the French aren't involved in two wars!

  • I used to like Bill Maher, but he refuses to discuss the truth about 9/11 and now he doesn't talk about Iraq.. He's just another leftist hack.

    We need truth tellers like Alex Jones, not partisan hacks like Maher or Hannity etc..

  • He is a cool guy with logic and he cans see things.

  • THE FUCKING MAN! The only rational middle aged white man on TV today

  • you can find a less specific compliment for this man. how about the only rational man

  • Bill Maher Is Just...Greatness in human form.

  • Do you consider him the godfather of political comedy Metal? I have to admit I like Bill Maher more than any political comedian working today. My views are very close to Bill Maher's. I'm a moderate democrat who is frustrated with my party and who really can't stand the Republicans who as Maher said do not want to get involved. Bill Maher is a great comedian because he sees through the stupid bullshit of politics.

  • Bill Maher has the best job in the world.

  • Oh I agree with you my friend. Bill Maher is not only one of the best talk show hosts of our time. He is one of the greatest comedians of our time. I got to talk to him on the phone when I called into Larry King Live in 2008. He's a smart and very funny human being and a great American.

  • @xlordslix I only wish I was one of his writers.

  • the reporter failed to humiliate bill

  • Bill is outstanding, i consider his critics the personification of failure

  • Bill Maher is the3 Voltaire of our time, I love this guy

  • i <3 you bill maher!

  • Loved the ending. Bill Maher is my idol.

  • Anyone know why Maher "doesn't like unions" ?

  • As I have come to understand it he thinks it should all be classed as marriage with the same rights.

  • Bill Maher doesn't like unions only because you can't weed out the bad guys. Like the teachers union. Some need to go, but because of their seniority, they can't get fired.

  • because they ruined the usa.

  • Republicans are a bunch of ignorant malcontents, who can be worked into a frenzy about anything. They simply can't live with the reality that they lost the election so badly. Their desperation has lead them to look increasingly insane. Their divorce from reality and retreat into the political netherland of subjective hate and fear, runs counter to the direction of the conciousness of our country. These Palinesque optics will lead them to a major defeat in 2010 and 2012. Life is beautiful.

  • i wud be at the playboy partys all the time. who wouldnt??

  • I liked his answer to the question "do you consider yourself part of that [political satire]" 00:58

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  • God Bless Bill Maher

  • Hahaha!

    I know what you mean. GOD BLESS BILL MAHER!

  • Bill Maher doesn't beleive in God, so I guess he would be surprised if He blessed him.

  • He has said that he believes in god but doesn't believe in religion.

  • He never said he believes in god. He said that he doesn't know whether one exists, and neither can anybody else. He holds the idea that its impossible to know.

  • I think his point is simply that he doesn't know. He sees nothing wrong with admitting that he just doesn't know.

    I respect him for that very much for that reason.

  • I find the sheer irony of your comment hilarious.

  • haha true, i thought of that too but just cuz he doesnt believe doesnt mean i dont.

  • Whatever happened to Ken Mehlman?? He just disappeared off the face of the earth.

  • Religion is the most dangerous thing man has created.

  • so true

  • there is a good article you can find if you google search: marotta examiner religion argument

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 - what about atomic weapons, [nasty] politics, suicide bombings. If you had said Religion is One of the most dangerous I would agree with you.

  • @BOOyoonow just look bak through the history of man and see how many ppl have died in the name of religion, nothing even compares, and pertaining to things like politics ad religion that all ties in with religion. I mean alot of suicide bombings r done in the name of religion.

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 - now see if you put it that way, can't really argue with you now can I? :). Have a good one!

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 so true

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 I'm not religious at all... but Stalin, Hitler and Mao were all atheists. Oh! And all were abused as children. For my money, bad parenting is the most dangerous aspect of human life.

  • @janelasdedeus They never killed in the name of atheism though. They killed in the name of hate.

  • @DrinkSkateSleep Agreed... it is hate that drives this behavior... and it doesn't matter what the individual believes. Religion does not drive this hate any more than athiesm. It's psychological and derives from childhood traumas. By the way... Mr. Maher also seems to be consumed by quite a bit of hate. 

  • @janelasdedeus That is true in a sense, Radical Islam is violent. It's a fact. But it doesn't mean ALL muslims are mean and evil. Also, there are religions of peace like Buddhism and Hinduism, but this doesn't mean if you keep pissing these guys off they won't attack back evantually. Bill goes a little overboard on the "It's religions fault" idea.. But then again.. Religion IS stupid..

  • @janelasdedeus HITLER WAS NOT AN ATHEIST CUNT!

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 gay is it

  • @NoBitchASSnes1

    Yeah, not the Neutron Bomb, Hydrogen Bomb, genetically induced viruses that can wipe out our entire species in months. - Stephen Hawking.

    Yeah, it's religion. Notice why I didn't capitalize religion? Because I could care less about it. You are the useful idiots that Bill Markowitz uses to get his ratings.

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 actually I think man is the most dangerous thing man has created.

  • @QAIS2415 Lol Touche.

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 Atheism is the most dangerous thing man has created too. Did Jesus Christ lead an ARMY of Christians against every other person who dint believe in him? DO NOT MISTAKE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND THE POPE with Jesus. I AM AGAINST RELIGION TOO. Go around the world and you will find out that religion in the hand of THE GOVERNMENT/EMPIRES have killed a lot of people. THAT IS WHY JESUS SPOKE AGAINST RELIGION AND THAT IS WHY JESUS AND THE 1st CHURCH WAS PERSECUTED AROUND THE WORLD.

  • @SuperMalcriao And no... Jesus didn't. He just said believe in me or you can depart into ever lasting fire. Now that's a moral teaching.

  • @NoBitchASSnes1 I have read the bibble and you should read it too instead of believing what any other atheist says that is on it without you with your own eyes reading it 1st. GO read Romans 9:20-24 <<< that is just a verse and there is a lot more. Also read the book of Job in the bibble.

  • @SuperMalcriao what's this bibble you speak of?

  • @MrZombie747 ok iiiiiii get iT!

    bible  <<<--- fixed

  • I dissagree on his comment on Steve Irwin. In Grand Cayman @ Stingray city, I was hovering and touching stingrays that were up to 10 feet. I might have heard that Irwin was impaled by a manta ray, which may be more aggressive. Im no expert on marinelife, but he was just hovering over the ray. I was making direct contact. Several people were. This was 9 years ago, and I heard they discontinued the 100% interactive experience that I had, but I think that was before Irwin's death in 06'.

  • bill maher tells it how it is!

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  • He is the Voltiare of our time. look him up and see for yourself

  • i honestly love this guy, he is straight talk, not mccain and republicans

  • Mmmm...I'd really like to fuck that Fat-Faced Potato-Farmin' McFadden!

  • bill maher is soooo fucking awesome!

  • thanks for this.

  • slick willy in the big easy, i give him credit for being clever, but he hangs on bill clintons nutsak too much and bill is nothing but a cocaine supported nwo president too....they all suck ass

  • Finally, someone who's honest, well-informed, intelligent and funny. I agree with HLGxFeaR, he does have sex appeal. Too bad for us white chicks, he's not interested in dating us.

  • And your a idiot, douchebag, loner conspirator

  • you spelled douchebag correctly, hooray, but your a idiot is incorrect. That would be you're an idiot!.....and yes you are. And it looks like Maher is finally coming to his senses, calling Ron Paul his new God. About time he saw the light, fuck obama and the rest of the corporate bought whores.

  • Yes but were not all about grammar here on the internet thank you very much.

  • there you go again....were not all about...no sorry it is we are not or we're ..that would be w-e- apostrophe-r-e....we're not all about grammar here on the internet..correct...but if you call me names for my views well then i can get you on grammar at least, right? you give yourself more credibility if you stay in school, or learn to express yourself in a clear manner, thank you.

  • You could call me names by my grammar, but the point of talking like this is to express ideas, not show off our grammar skills. So taek ure grammer and pizz off!

  • Okay the corrections continue, here we go: "So taek ure grammer and pizz off! " that would be properly written: ..take your grammar and piss off!"...just a couple mistakes.....my retort? Take your ass back to school! Peace.