John's Kickass Macaroni Salad Recipe

[onegvid]

I like this sowace

[ELuna3693]

this is a good base recipe but i love black olives in my mac salad and i am talking lots of Olives equal parts olives to Macaroni

[journeyquest1]

Some people add relish. I like celery in mine. A bit of crab meat and we are in business.

[wayne1955]

The remark about stirring like a homosexual was uncalled for. Also, that is not macaroni salad it's just mac with a dressing on it. Macaroni salad has tomatoes, cucumber's, celery, green pepper and onion or some combination of the five. Serving that as macaroni salad would be like serving someone a bowl of lettuce with dressing and calling it a tossed salad.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@wayne1955 Well, sir, I will put you into the category of people who believe that their opinions are facts. People of whom there are much too many in this world. Of course, now that we have established that I will tell you that you are incorrect. Feel free to check online dictionaries and other sources such as wikipedia, etc and you will find that Macaroni Salad is defined by it's pasta base along with a dressing, usually mayonnaise. Greens optional. Thanks for watching though.

[wayne1955]

@WilliamRayWalters You're welcome. :-) You're also correct in what you say, but it is my opinion that adding mayonnaise or dressing to something does not a salad make. Websters Dictionary and Wikipedia are not the end all know all of everything as they are just someone elses opinions. ;-)

[wayne1955]

@wayne1955 I will say that if some veggies were added to your recipe that I think it'd be kick ass delicious. :-)

[WilliamRayWalters]

@wayne1955 Fair enouogh, and you're right, the video probably could have done without the 'stirring like a homosexual' comment. I have friends who are gay so I'm used to joking around with them about things like that, but it was a little inappropriate in this context. And you're right, it probably would taste great with veggies, I'm just weird like that and happen to like most things plain. It's a texture thing. Anyway, take care.

[wayne1955]

@WilliamRayWalters No worries, I'm glad to know you have gay friends, that means you aren't a bigot even though using that remark made you come across as one. As for the plain food syndrome as I call it my sister suffered from it for years. She ate her hot dogs, hamburgers, and everything else plain. When she fixed a plate of food none of the food could be touching the other food on the plate or she wouldn't eat it. To this day she will not eat Macaroni Salad.

[wayne1955]

@wayne1955 She won't eat Potato salad and she won't eat mac and cheese. She loves spaghetti or lasagna and she loves cheese but she won't eat mac and cheese. She was 17 before she ever ate a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise on it and that was only because her boyfriend ordered it for her and she was to shy to say anything. But she ate it and discovered it was good. But she still to this day is a very picky eater and she's 55 years old. So I do understand. ;-)

[WilliamRayWalters]

@wayne1955 That is just like me. I don't like my food to touch either (certain foods are okay, like corn and mashed potatos if they happen to touch), I guess it's an obsessive compulsive thing. I have a lot of weird rituals when it comes to food (must eat my favorite thing last, if I cut something in half like a sandwich one half has to be bigger so I have something to look forward to....etc lol).

[wayne1955]

@WilliamRayWalters OMG! You and my sister would get along so fine when it comes to food. How do you feel about casseroles, my sister won't touch them? She won't eat chicken and dumplings either because she say's they're just soggy bread. lol She also won't eat vegetable soups and stuff like that either because of all those different types of foods being mixed together. But yet she like s tossed salad, even ones with fruit in them. Go figure. ;-)

[suechevyfan1]

Thank you for this recipe, looks delicious.

[delythgriffiths]

Oh...my god.

I didn't think food like this existed. It sounds almost lethal, it should be banned. I really feel awful for Americans sometimes, this is heartbreaking that people actually eat like this and think it's okay.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@delythgriffiths And I feel bad for people like you, who will never know the joy of eating this great tasting macaroni salad. I bet you've never had deep fried food either. I think it's heartbreaking that some people are so consumed with eating healthy that they never indulge in some of the finest tasting, unhealthy foods in the world, and why? Because it might harden an artery? Might have you gain a pound or two? If I get killed in a car crash tomorrow I'll be happy I ate this salad.

[delythgriffiths]

@WilliamRayWalters Everyone has different tastes, they really do. I just had no idea some Americans ate like this. It's really educational, it really is. Now I know that adding condensed milk with a petrolium byproduct, mayonnaise and sugar and you have a meal that represents diabetes, obesity and heart disease. I also know exactly what I'm talking about as I'm a training nutritionist. Thank you for educating me, I hope I'm educating you with a little British sarcasm there.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@delythgriffiths Listen, I'm not advocating anyone make this a regular part of their diet. And surely you must realize that a minor indulgence from time to time surrounded by otherwise healthy eating isn't going to give anyone diabetes or heart disease. Next time I see you I'll make you a bowl. Oh, I just want to correct you about something you said. I stated in the video that I use Heinz vinegar because, unlike the cheaper store brands, Heinz vinegar does 'not' contain petroleum byproducts.

[7477238]

@delythgriffiths Well shove your British ignorance/arrogance right up your ass. No way in hell is this food healthy for you but if consumed in moderation it won't do any harm. Guess what you health freaks are so stressed out by what you put in your mouths and preaching to others your nonsense that you kill yourselves in a different way.

"It should be banned". Yeah I'd expect that crap from someone who lives in one of the most legislated nanny states on the entire freakin' planet.

[TheChosenOne360]

@WilliamRayWalters the problem is that it tastes shit. fat american fucks

[WilliamRayWalters]

@TheChosenOne360 Well, I guess it's not for everyone. I happen to think it tastes great. Thanks for watching.

[TheChosenOne360]

@WilliamRayWalters its because you happen to be american. no problem, thanks for your answer

[WilliamRayWalters]

@UserIsAnFBIAgent Thanks for watching, but please try not to use hate language when posting. Neither I nor my viewers appreciate it.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@UserIsAnFBIAgent lol you're a funny guy, I like you. Thanks again for watching and supporting my channel. Take care.

[UserIsAnFBIAgent]

@WilliamRayWalters whatever..

[MegaTimebomb098]

@UserIsAnFBIAgent you starting shit with my homeboy you son of a bitch, come at me bro.

[UserIsAnFBIAgent]

@MegaTimebomb098 How am I supposed to do that?

[jerseytoman1212]

i didn't know that homosexual stirr like that ?

[coolioburst360]

Great video I'm gonna try it BTW stirring like a homosexual was funny lol post some more videos please thanks I subscribed!

[WilliamRayWalters]

@coolioburst360 Hey, thanks a lot I appreciate it. I'm going to be starting a couple new channels as a matter of fact, one of which is called 'LessThanHealthy' and will feature only disgustingly unhealthy recipes that taste out of this world. I figure we've seen enough healthy recipe channels, time to focus on indulgence. LOL.

[dizzydog00]

The key to the taste is stirring like a homosexual

[mariabbb1964]

good job dudddde

[NathalyAlfaro]

"i don't usually stir like a homosexual" LOL i am so gonna try this

[WilliamRayWalters]

@NathalyAlfaro Yeah, make sure you don't actually try the salad until the next day when the sauce has had time to soak in and it won't taste so sweet. Thanks for watching.

[JustAnotherFatGirl]

There's no such thing as "the best". Frankly, this sounds awful with all that vinegar, sugar, and condensed milk. You obviously don’t feel macho enough if you have to make unnecessary slurs against gays. You could have said you don't usually stir that fast. That might have been cute. Why did you have to be an asshole and ruin everything?

[WilliamRayWalters]

@JustAnotherFatGirl There certainly is such thing as the 'best' you've ever tasted though. And stop being so uptight, it wasn't an anti-gay 'slur', that's just ridiculous. Most people thought it was funny. You need to lighten up a bit. Oh, and you should really give the recipe a chance.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@CJizzy01 Don't knock it til you've tried it. I thought it was an odd ingredient or mac salad too but almost everyone who tries it says it's the best they've tasted.

[Bbfishman]

disgusting

[sworder24]

"I don't usually stir like a homosexual"

[JaymarkRadio]

LOL@ 2:00 too

funny,man thx for receipe.

[liasmama98]

i made it and it was amazing i thought it would taste weird bt it was very very good

[alguerrero]

OMG...You need to wear elbow length plastic gloves while you cook...all that hair on your arms...looks like we found Bigfoot!

[wayne1955]

Stirring like a homosexual??? You're a prick!!

[alguerrero]

@wayne1955 I thought that was hilarious...believe me, no hetro wants to stir like a homo!!

[TheLizzifer]

Has Sara sued you yet?

[WilliamRayWalters]

@TheLizzifer Actually I found it online, one of those recipe sites by someone named Spiderella, so if that's her then no, she hasn't sued me yet lol. But yes, I noticed Sara's recipe in her video is nearly identical.

[alkinbu111]

I'm sorry, I made this and did not like the taste. I could taste the condensed milk and it was really disgusting. I'll stick to regular macaroni salad made with just mayo.

[WilliamRayWalters]

@alkinbu111 Sorry you didn't like it. If you don't like a sweet macaroni salad you won't like this recipe. I hope you gave the salad a full overnight before tasting like I instructed, though. Take care.

[jitsualan]

Awesome video!!! Perfect recipe. And funny video too!

[deniker1]

we used your mix to make coleslaw also must set for 12 hours. it was great. We made both macaroni and coleslaw for a get together this pat week a big hit.

Thank you

[WilliamRayWalters]

@deniker1 Your welcome! That's great to hear. Coleslaw eh? Gotta try that. Take care and I'm happy you liked the recipe.

[skeilak]

@WilliamRayWalters

I tried your recipe, three times now. It's GREAT! And the Memorial Day cookout crowd thought so, too.

First time, (Sorry.) I thought it was a bit too sweet. Now I cut the sugar to just a 1/4 cup, add a big chopped purple onion, and as always let it sit overnight in the 'fridge, stirring every couple of hours. (And of course, never stir it like a homo. *L*) Now I think, it's perfect.

Thanks for a great recipe for some truly ass kickin' macaroni salad!

[COCONUTclapz]

"I dont usually stir like a Homosexual, by the way" LMAO hahaha!

[RAPREMIXER]

put a couple of spoon fulls of vegemite in there and mix it around it makes it way better

[PictureJohnBroken]

*on recipes of pizza? D: I've always wanted to try an authentic hand made Italian pizza...and damn if you were my friend I'd have you making me this every day! aha

[PictureJohnBroken]

Since you are italian.. Do you happen to have any Family passed

[bigtimersclub]

would you suggest spicing it up with some onion or anything else for that matter ?

[SupDude96792]

I LIKE MY MACORONI SALAD COLD SO WHEN I DONE MAKING IT I PUT IT IN THE FREEZER TO MAKE IT COOL FOR 1 hour

[k0iandmeLe]

I'll be making that soon :)

[OCD450]

Very interesting using the sweetned condensed milk. I have never seen that done before but what a brilliant idea!!! 

[RicoReyna7]

I gonna make some! And lmao at 2:01

[petmycatwiththose]

LOOKS GREAT... i'm adding small cheddar cheese cubes to mine... TONITE...

[WilliamRayWalters]

@petmycatwiththose Who'd a thought this recipe could get any more unhealthy? LOL

[PlatypusGuitar]

@WilliamRayWalters if you add bacon chunks with the cheese cubes its a garanteed heart condition :P

[silvereyes229]

this look like a heart attack waiting to happen

[Dennyboy190]

im 13 and i just love to cook and most of the time i make dinner for my family and ima try this :)

[WilliamRayWalters]

@Dennyboy190 Just make sure you follow the stirring instructions and make sure not to taste it til the next day after letting it sit overnight. I can't stress that enough. It will be too sweet immediately after making it, it needs the night to soak into the pasta and gain a better consistency, and it also loses some of it's sweetness bite.

[rosene1991]

Italian eyyyy? Pipidibapido! kikosa? .... Family Guy joke =)

[WilliamRayWalters]

@rosene1991 I do have a mustache...lol

[rosene1991]

@WilliamRayWalters THat is great then you know that I said that I'm so going to make that salad!

[TheAssgas]

stir that cum like a homosexual. aw yeah.

[silenthillmaster755]

dont forget black olives

[brinkworthroseann]

great job dude! :)

[rjniscool]

Aw man im hunry now D:

ITS UR FAULT :I

[tainok]

Nice recipe. But as a Homosexual man myself I think ur comment about stirring like a homosexual was very unessecesary!WHO CARES HOW U STIR!!I didnt know there is a difference between how a homosxual stirs to a hetero?smh!

[WilliamRayWalters]

@tainok You're right, and I apologize if I offended you. What I meant to say was 'I don't usually stir like a flaming homosexual'. My blanket statement implied that all homosexuals stir in that flamboyant a fashion, which is patently untrue, so I'm sorry. I'll choose my words more wisely next time. :-)

[tainok]

@WilliamRayWalters Thank you for your response. Flaming or Not, Its just best to keep all comments like that out.People will oversee things like that when tehre is Talent.I will be trying this recipe though, looks really good.Thank you and Have a Happy thanskgiving!

[WilliamRayWalters]

@tainok Fair enough. Make sure you do not taste the salad until the following day. If you taste it soon after it's prepared it will taste way too sweet. Leaving it a day seems to mellow it out a bit. Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

[loveykaya]

@tainok get over it.... for hell sake...you must be insecure with yourself to let comments bother you.

[tainok]

@loveykaya your late with your comment. Y add uneccesary fuel?U get over my comment! Thank You. The recipe was great I LOVED IT, RIGHT UP MY ALLEY!!!

[wantedvictor]

just by the looks I think it does taste GREAT.

[CeMuaMua]

Thanks for taking the time to help us out. I grew up in the States but moved out as a teenager and food like this is what made my childhood a great one. I had searched a while for this recipe. Thnks again!!

[misschoey]

that looks good! you sound like ray ramon! lol

[fannysmack]

I agree with how you make your sauce - it looks delicious - but buddy...you need black olives, diced onions, green + red pepper, feta cheese, and some sort of meat in there. I like to use ham or even throw some tuna or crab meat in.

[kuleilani]

lol luks yummy im thanks for the recipe i will try it

[kathyale123]

i will check it out great thank you

[kathyale123]

do you know how to make kfc style macaroni salad?

and the name sounds more greek than italian

[WilliamRayWalters]

@kathyale123 Google 'kfc style macaroni salad' and check out the first one that comes up. They claim to have the recipe. Also, WilliamRayWalters is not my real name. My real last name is unquestionably italian sounding.

[mula1968]

I definitely laughed my kister off when you said you stir it right, not like a homosexual, Ha-ha-ha-ha!  By the way, I like ha-ha-ha better than the faggy LOL crap

[nmfd72]

If I substituted rice for the macaroni in this recipe I would have rice pudding. Way, way to sweet for me and my guests. One commented he didn't care for my candied macaroni! Sorry

[WilliamRayWalters]

@nmfd72 I hope you followed the instructions completely and waited overnight before serving it. It is definitely on the sweeter side. Almost like an Amish Macaroni Salad. You're the second person who has mentioned it was too sweet, so to each his own I guess. Maybe it's a regional thing. I know in other areas they like their macaroni salads more tart than sweet. Oh well, sorry you didn't enjoy it.

[yjfoo23]

Confirmed. It's very good.  Much appreciated.

[kanukster]

Boring, plain, ordinary, basic...notice that I didn't say bad! This would make a nice base for further additives. That's what cooking is all about!

[WilliamRayWalters]

@kanukster Yeah, I'm a boring eater, to be honest. Since I was a kid I've always liked food plain. Don't like onions, peppers, most vegetables, etc, so most of the things I prepare are very plain. Thanks for visiting my page.

[yjfoo81]

the secret ingredient is sweetened condensed milk!

[AiRGuNmOdEr]

heey dude.. how u doin .. dude .. some of the ingredients doesnt exist in my country.. !! just like the mayo .. and the milk thingy :/

[Kisinkona]

Can you use Greek yogurt instead of Mayo?

[WilliamRayWalters]

@Kisinkona Well, while making my recipes healthier goes against the very nature of the recipes themselves (they are supposed to be indulgent and wonderful with no regard to health whatsoever lol), if you would like to try using greek yogurt as a substitute for mayonnaise and comment the results, I will put it as a healthy option in the description. Good luck if you try it!

[padude64]

I add green pepper red pepper, a little mustard, chopped celery, onions, green stuffed olives, chopped, shredded carrot, seasoned salt, pepper melange, a pinch of sugar and hellmanns mayo. top off with paprika

[MELISSA84008]

ur funny! :0 str like a homo,hairy italian hands?!?! WT? Thanx for the vid, I;m making my macaroni salad today for a big BBQ for the "Brass Monkey" here in the Keys. I'm gonna use some vinegar like u suggested. Thanx!!

[maloni]

what's wrong with homosexuals?....lol

[pinkaliciouss08]

is that the new york accent!! love it!!!!

[nickodemo1]

wtf crap eater

[Total1Chaos195]

i tried it and made it for easter dinner...you know what i said when i tasted it? ITS KICK ASS :D, Great recipe dude :)

[1ben1245]

Awesome, i'll go buy the ingredients tomorrow! :D

[xmn28]

wow

looks delicious i will definately try it at home.

thanks for sharin..

[blazinglory42]

as long as you don't stir like a homosexual youre good with me

[xmn28]

lol

[kook4u]

love it bro, ima try this for sure

[dontmessagemeaboutit]

Sounds pretty good, I'll give it a try.