Henry Rollins - Transsiberian Express

[wh0rrendous]

The end is the best.

[HailSagan4Realz]

Haha, I'm not gay but Henry is my God.

Everything he does I swallow.

I'm like bent over the couch for Henry to ram his angry dick into my backside.

Not in a gay way though.

[missionauto]

@HailSagan4Realz ya thats healthy

[thegreasyspeedo]

@HailSagan4Realz lol, this is one of the funniest comments on youtube ever!

[EmbryTheTrickster]

OMG, I had trips like that, russian trains, conductors and railway stations - it's something surreal :)

But you know, when you travel with your friends and you have some six-packs of cold beer by your side, you don't give a shit of it))

[PANTERAcfhGETCHAPULL]

No vibes were harmed making this tea

[AstraVex]

My birthday is only 2 days after his, hence why I'm not as intense as him! >:D

[ThisIsLouella]

I'm a vegan.

[rubishbubish]

oooooh..he's hot...

[TheWetOnion]

I share a birthday with this guy :D

[yyhlover]

Born again Vegan? WTF...

[thethezombiecherry]

The vegan part also works on sxe vegan boys. Jsyk.

[KaneBeutel]

He holds the mic like a true rocker

[tommyt1971]

"GET IN, STUPID BOY!!!!"

[tommyt1971]

I'd HATE to meet the woman who could both order around & "chuck" Henry at the train!! That woman has to be tougher than IRON!!

[philold09]

fuck that. gimme steak dammit

[unfortunatebeam]

"lady" what do we just call any old asshole a "lady" today or what? lol she doesn't sound like a lady

[baskesis]

"Knowledge without mileage is bullshit." That's 100 years of ancient Greek philosophy in five words.

[travesham]

Get some k-nowledge.

[StraightPunkEdge93]

Holy shit i was born 32 years and 3 days later after Rollins.

AWESOME :)

[KharamiSunato]

Raw Veganism help me recover from Chronic Fatigue and a death diagnosis from top hospital in California during a conflict I had with Bone & Lung Cancer as a 23 year old non smoker, drinker esetra. ~RESPECT~ Also sexualy my performance after healing is outstanding. Apparently life plant foods are ultra powerful...who knew? Now I eat animals like once a week or twice max and its a empowering combination to immunity and strength and energy. Veganism can be outrageously beneficial.

[Picheta32192]

@KharamiSunato You're not vegan if you eat meat. ever. At all.

[KharamiSunato]

@Picheta32192 then your a vegan by birth or just a hypocrite by nature? further to not mention my cancer healing via raw food veganism makes you look very angry and spites your cause of animal compassion. My dogs eat animals and I am like my dogs. However I eat almost exclusively vegan. This would not prevent me from eating you if famine came to America. Also you dont get that my testimonial helps animals more than your fundamentalist anti helpful views. My dogs might like to eat u now. haha

[swissbird101]

@rodiel89 oooh. he's offended. 

[Deker9]

he...rocks! ;)

[Hammersmashed68]

I wanted to hear more about the train trip!

[MrSaulgravy]

Yo! Henry Rollins looks like he could be Jim Carrey's pissed off older brother.

[seljeks]

@MrSaulgravy Chris Titus on steroids and a hair dye lol

[khublam]

@MrSaulgravy and acts like it haha

[livershot]

Am I fucked up b/c I actually like dried apricots?

[999ReaperIII]

I sleep, shower, eat, and read, the same way.

[knottytrevor]

ginsing, dirt and love...

[feuchster]

so uh... he kinda didn't finish the train story? or?

[aCuntTookMyName]

Hahaha if you want good russian food it has to be prepared at home. that's essentially what makes russian food russian. eating out is just not a russian way. plus everyone who has worked in some kind of fast food/restaurant place it just is not safe to eat there, especially in russia. trust me im a russian lol.

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

"what doesn't kill you, makes you a funny motherfucker" that's now my favourite quote ever!

[ytrewqasfd]

get some K-nowledge hahaha

[ssobulldog]

Dono about the food in russia,i went to a McDonalds,its really nice,they don't water down the coke as much.Coffee still sucked.

[sicknessguitar87]

haha "what doesnt kill me makes me, makes you a funny motherfucker!" XD

thats an interesting way of saying Nietzsche's quote XD

[Destructos]

"Knowledge without mileage is bullshit"

Man, that's genius!

[sandworm78]

"no vibes were harmed making this tea" LMFAO!!!!

[Ampex101]

How many of you mother fuckers didn't google''Transsiberian Express''

I'm sure as hell i did!

[wreckedbasket19]

@Ampex101 I wikipedia'd it motherfucker.

[blacknganga]

@Ampex101 No, I saw the shit Hollywood thriller by the name of "Transiberian" a couple of months ago, so I didn't need to. The movie IS worth seeing, one for it's NASTY scene at the end which is almost unparalleled in modern cinema for it's appalingness and two for a typical US comment of "hey, look, Russia is more fucked up than we are, here's the PROOF!

[guitargoalie]

i've never had good food in russia either.

[pienipaha]

wtf lol at the end

Not eating fish coz they got eyes ? I totally would lmao at that - and I'm a vegan.

(One of the dumbest reasons I heard someone was a vegetarian was that she didn't want to eat anything that was living... *facepalm*)

[spellgrounds]

one of the coolest dudes on the planet earth !

peace*

[PunkMartyr]

Its hard to watch a clip of him without thinking about rise above and tv party.. such awesomeness

[zsazsanoir]

Fit

[acerb45666555]

8:46...........Fish!, are cognizant beings! they have memory retention abilities! of course, Cichlids are the most intelligent species!

[lfctwentytwo]

thanks to the movie wrong turn 2 i am now obsessed with him haha..his stand up is brilliant and the song "liar" is awesome :D

rollins you are badass

[thekatrid]

I freaking adore this man.

[lokrat2]

this is his best one on here. Listening to his voice, it's hard to believe this guy sang Fix Me and Jealous Again.

[scottistrad]

That's cause Keith Morris and Ron Rayes sang them. If you're talking about the studio recordings. Rollins sang from Damaged on.

[jumpyourbone]

funny, but he never finished telling about what happened on the transsiberian express, or is there a part II?

[Raiyne123]

LOL at his boob grabbing face! 9:06

[RisukeChan]

Henry Rollins how I love him

[fkkffk]

интересно как закончилась поездочка?

[TheDubVee]

sweet he and i share a bday hahaha

[Guacotechti213]

god damit henry i hate you so much . because we are just alike.

[andrewcopan]

this reminds me of a calvin and hobbes comic that seems to be appropriate:

calvin looks at his dad wearing his dads glasses hair combed like his fathers looks at his dad very seriously and says "Calvin do something you hate being miserable builds character"

[TarnishedPoetry]

You're a fucking idiot. He's saying that he goes on trips that AREN'T fun, and reads things he doesn't necessarily LIKE, because it helps him better himself as a person. If you know anything about Henry Rollins, you'll know it has never been easy for him. He's fought tooth and nail for what he's done in his life and still never sacrificed his principles.

[theMAXILOPEZpsycho]

what principals are they? to sell gap jeans? dickwad....I still say I have no sympathy for someone who gets to travel & read and not work a brain crushing job

[imalumberjak]

@theMAXILOPEZpsycho

then why don't you start traveling and reading and stop working a braincrushing job?

[MasterOfTheDudeness]

you spend the prime of you life living in a van and squalor and sometimes worse, have your best friend shot and killed right in front of you and sacrificing life and limb to do what you love and still live in poverty then you can say he's a dickwad if you like but until then shut your mouth or suck a cock

[damnatium]

i want a Gina

[LuchaBoyYT]

"UHHH!!!" LOL

Pete

[richdanks]

i love dried apricots from trader joes. the best are the dried mangos lol.

[thinkingjack]

hes right, get your EDU on and get the fuck out and see shit too, its the best part of life.

[Jelloxox]

I lov this guy?Hmm What year was this? He looks a little older on Sons of Anarchy...still gorgeous tho. HOW IN GODS NAME does he still look so good at his age WITHOUT getting work done?

[Dr490n]

dude takes insane care of himself.

[Jelloxox]

Man if I could have a do over from birth.I'd live life Rollins style. I'd be one healthy mother fuck.

[kageshounen]

its all that nutrition when he feeds

[Jozsus]

yeah... me too

he is a genius - I wish I could write him a letter , but I don't because I doubt it would ever make it

[joeybakerboardking]

age is scared of henry rollins thats why

[damnatium]

warm hippy tea

[lolaobounce]

Plenty of people look good at his age

What are you on ?

[Jelloxox]

I'm talking about celebrities-many dont look good naturally at his age

What are u on?

[lolaobounce]

"I lov this guy?Hmm What year was this? He looks a little older on Sons of Anarchy...still gorgeous tho. HOW IN GODS NAME does he still look so good at his age WITHOUT getting work done?"

No talk about that there

[Jelloxox]

My statement still rings true. w does he look that good without getting work done.? Most ppl don't look as healthy at his age,normal or otherwise.

So whats ur point?

[mastadon1976]

Not drinking or smoking goes a long way.

[brucekirk89]

I was dating this girl for aboot a week...untill she came over to my house.

She opend the frig and saw elk,cow,cheese,milk,beer,butte­r.She walk out and never called me again.Thats ok she could fuck for shit she got tierd in the middle and had to stop and have a salad

[Xerock]

I got dumped by a girl for shopping at Wal-Mart.

[strictlysega]

so on the dvd does he continue to go on about the train trip through russia?

[FazlokAaAaAaA]

he reminds me of Stifler.

[shitfacedreprobate]

woah, ah ha, thats a first. Care to explain? (not a hate message)

[FazlokAaAaAaA]

did not mean it in bad way lol, I think stifler is cool, but seriously their attitude their voice and looks.

[johnnydorris]

saw rollins at 2 festivals in europe..the first one was so crowded i passed out 5 minutes in and missed it...the next year i was well prepared..fucking awesome..legend

[BountyHunter233]

9:06 classic

[cook3278]

This is much longer, and much funnier.

[nashvillediva1983]

I LOVE Henry Rollins! I have such a stupid crush on him!

[teebird420]

me too! like, juvenile little girl crush...and I'm 31..hahaha :o )

[nashvillediva1983]

Yeah, I know, I'm 26

[Rock85100]

same 4 me at 1:00

[Dall5000]

Unfortunately, women are more prone to using emotion and feelings. That strategy would probably work for getting girls.

[mobydick187]

isn't great how easy it is to manipulate women

[almostseth2]

Isn't it great how no woman will touch you without getting paid?

[Grazydine]

Isn't that a great indicator of human worth. You think Ghandi or Mother Teresa or Leonardo Da Vinci were into that?

[mobydick187]

why pay a woman for sex when you can exhort her for the deed

[6661313]

fuck i have "think tank" didnt know he had more shit i need to find this, whats the name?

[HabitualAddict]

Lame! Where's the rest?? What a tease...

[trania101]

wut happened when he was on the train?

[Francisah]

But I want to know what happened on the train ride...

: (

[AliceInChainsAiC]

9:06 hahaha Henry Rollins is fuckin awesome!!

[themuffinman001]

hahahaah 4:05 is hilarious

[outlawscumfucs17]

fuck yea henry rollins is awsme lol

[wassworth]

WWHRD?

[trallala]

hell yes NNTS

[tommyt1971]

ALL HAIL THE ANGRY WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE'S HALLWAY!!!

I MUST do something fucked up in this time!

Hank just RULES!!

[GhastlyOnesRule]

"Hey Gina , it's the psycho.."

[tommyt1971]

@GhastlyOnesRule "And she's like, you--, you NUT!!! It's BOOKED, yer GOIN'!!! You know it's like -40 degrees there right? And I'm like, make it minus 50!!!"

[akumabito2008]

The angry woman of the people's hallway! rofl!

[zippywaite]

haha i love the fact that he holds the microphone as if he is fronting black flag.

henry rocks.

[tommyt1971]

@zippywaite Ain't changed that style either! Saw him last yr & he did the same thing. Met him after the show too, GREAT man!!

[NnenStMartin]

Henry is such a "dude". But funny!

[lolaobounce]

More intelligent than a "dude", way more ????

[navalha68]

MESTRE.

[bereteando]

NURSE RATCHETT