Dane Cook - herpes.avi

[PointlessComedy]

LMAO dane is off the chain

[voiceprocessdotnet]

I hate condoms.

[psychocsquared]

i love his female voices!!!! and him :)

[sk8ter11122]

i died

[ChristineDaee1]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW at 5:28

[ChristineDaee1]

uh... i know we're getting really hot in here but... oh golly.... i have herpessssssssssssss

[ChristineDaee1]

or... hes just high....

[ChristineDaee1]

HES SO YOUNG!!!!!

[GiniPig95]

I SEE AN ASS :D

[peaceloveandrock1]

i love that dane laughs at his own jokes xD

[rapunzelmoomoo]

dude u prolly got the fuckin herplyerplies dude hahah

[ruacni4fun2]

You just can't face how right he is about you and all of us.Plus you don't party and are prob., a boring stiff. But thats cool. Fits you perfect. What i want to know is why did he get 23,000 views on one clip and maybe 90,000 on another, etc. and then i noticed 'Britney spears tampon hanging out' clip and that got 1 million 1hundred and 67 thousand and 2 hundred and 19 views. Now be honest,you didn't think that was funny? See, i told you! ....chill out a little liknayboykin

[lindsayboykin]

dane cook is nothing compared to comedians who are actually funny, and i actually feel insulted by his popularity

[ItsMTC]

@lindsayboykin you feel insulted? Jesus shut. the. fuck. up.

[chrisandre101]

Have you been sticking your dick in snow recently.?? ... Yea, yea.!! I did.!! fuckin hilarious

[TheMrbenzedrine]

press 5 and 6 o.o 

[zaph1987]

5 people did not switch detergents!

[BreannaandAshley]

5 people have the herpalie earpalies.

[AMAZINGemoPAZAMABAMF]

"WAIT! WHO GOES THERE!?" lol nice

[GtAusMasterAlt]

I have herpeSSssssssssssssssSSS...

[daniellegothigh]

5 peoples vaginas aren't glowing in the moonlight. x]

[Cottonpusie456]

im comin in from the east wtf lmao



[Cottonpusie456]

u got the fukin herpalie earpalies

[608stewie]

press 6 for i just farted face

[lilscrimpy113]

he said vergina at first

[groowe1]

@SeanMalachyDolan but i SOOOOO WANT to give him a chance, after 10 videos still no luck

[Jaecii96]

WAIT! WHO GOES THERE?

[andycdza]

I love it when he pretends to be the girl! 5:46-6:16 lmaoo!

Dane, is hilariouss!

[puchunguito1130]

Dane, life would be boring without you

[mpb1337]

@SeanMalachyDolan i dont hate him i just didnt like this one...

[mpb1337]

i didnt laugh once or more, this shit sucked

[udav444]

@mpb1337 you are probably the guy with the herpales urpales

[kstauffy1]

i'll just peel that back and come in from the east . hahaha

[MrLilLemonade]

3 people have the herps

[MrFan32]

didn`t chuckle once, this is just douche stories

[MrLilLemonade]

@MrFan32 your a fag



[GARRARDairSOFT]

@MrLilLemonade you have herpes

[mdisalvo123]

Herpolie Urpolies

[epicJIZZbucket]

3 people are virgins 

[17mushalko]

thats it bro, thats it

[DUSKvsDAWN]

Gimme some of that Dane, please...

[Kaorukyle789]

oh my god this would be hilarious with just sound!!!!! XDDDDDD

[Subscriber9192]

ok i got a joke. a guy and girl are having sex.

she says: do you have herpes?

he: no, why.

she: OH thank god, i am NOT getting that again. XD

[squirrelmart]

Herpolie-erpolies. XD

[Robert75126]

keep pressing 9



[Captinyromaniac42]

press 5

[wjrshepherd10]

Pants are off and there's her vagina its fuckin glowing in the moonlight!!!! XDDD

[summer19867]

ill come in from the east lol hes hilarious

[HelloPeopleization]

00:20



[appletisha27]

herpies urpelies



[terran698]

how the hell does he keep a straight face doing that........ i would have laughed so hard they would have had to carry me off stage

[rubberduckyluver1]

I have herpessssssssssSSSSSSS.

[soulsistah102]

her vagina, glowing in the moonlight xD

[voidshadow6]

uhhhh.....WAIT!!!!!!WHO GOES THERE!!!!

[Flawlezzful]

o golly...i have.. Herpessssss..ssssss xD

[squirrelmart]

The herpolie erpolies! XD I would have been like HURPEES GO BURPEE!!

[ClarizardtheWizard]

THE HERPS! Over 80% of the US has herpes 1 and even higher in other countries. tis a virus, it is like the common cold.

[SemiSaneInTheBrain]

One person switched detergents.

[Puppenspielsmeister]

'Oh, oh my Go... WAIT. WHO GOES THERE?!'

[cloudsRniceC0M3]

got a one night stand, getting all hot and making out in bed, clothes are being removed and she's all like 'i want you'. SHE WAS LOVING IT that was my ticket to paradise all whats left for me to do is to pull down her panties. and right at that moment she says: sorry, i cant, its my period...

[undbiter56]

Dude, where's part two?

[omimonster]

no dislikes win

[KrystalMichellePaine]

it looks like a lagoon

[cocokaa1]

LMFAO FROSTBITE

[ModernEditz]

69 likes how ironic

[DarkEarthDragon01]

Ah! Dx Part 2! I wanna see this finished!

[rinapink76]

to .... Kstang09 lol . . . . .guess u got it huh ? lol I don't understand y u so angry when I wans't even talking to u but

I guess maybe I was . . .

[rinapink76]

to .... Kstang09 lol . . . . .guess u got it huh ? lol I don't understand y u so angry when I wans't even talking to u but

I guess maybe I was . . .

[barwr26]

a rooster at 1:34

[nadiarocs123]

Wait! Who goes there? LOL

[eamanexancalime]

"i know this is getting really hot and intense but .. oh golly.."

LMAO

[rinapink76]

YA SO dUMB CUz hERPEs DOeS nOT iTCh AT aLL ITS jUST lIKE A mOuTH sORE N iTS bURNS n hURtS . . . . . i'M a nURSE THAT kNOWs WhAT ppl gOES tHROUGH N 99% OF EVERYONE hAS iT . . . YOUR dOCTOR dON'T EVEN BOTHER TESTING FOR IT CUZ ITS LIKE A COMMEND cOLD SO aSK FOR THAT sPECIAL tEST THAT iTS nOT INcLUDED IN THE std TESTing ! nOW u kNOW

[EnvyW18]

@rinapink76 one.... if you were a nurse? you would speak like a immature child "YA SO dUMB CUz hERPEs DOes nOT iTCh"... do you really expect us to think thats how a grown adult would speak? " LOoK GuyS iM So VErY IntELIgenT BeCAUsE I caN TypE LiKE So"

[Shauntelx]

@rinapink76 your a nurse, but you type like DiSs? wow...

[Kstang09]

@rinapink76 a COMMEND cOLD huh? shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.

[DeceiptfulDomino]

@rinapink76 1- it can be itchy or sore, 2- capitals at the beginning of the sentence or emphasis, 3- the grammar is atrocious, 4- it's "COMMON" cold and 5- there is no way you are a nurse because your knowledge is seriusly lacking. I'm a nurse and this comment is bull****

[rinapink76]

@DeceiptfulDomino . . .yeah my english grammer suck but everything now a days is run n edit by computers So I worry little about grammer :( boo hoo to me ;(

[Luvmariohatekikyo2]

@rinapink76 Wtf you aint no nurse. Nurses dont check for that shit. Look at chu "YA SO dUMB CUz hERPEs DOeS nOT ITCH AT ALL ITS jUST lIKE" shut up ok? Whut you have the herpolie urpolies? U mad bro?

[sharabarz]

he speaks from experience

[mgdivad]

listen to those dumb drunk cunts in the background especially the one at 5:05 and 5:13 would love to give em the herps

[CamilleMorinozuka]

We're doing projects on STD's in health class, and my friend and I and doing herpes, and it's only because of this video. Thank you Dane Cook and Herpolie Urpolies. And oh dear god, I was putting on chapstick when he mentioned the "lipbalm" thing. I don't think I'll ever use chapstick again...

[toolfan38]

One of the best comedians ever! :)

[xxNBKxxkarnigxx]

@toolfan38 agred

[Dayoldsushy]

@toolfan38 you spelled worst wrong 

[HuckeysWorld]

cluster of diamonds LOL

[sargecaboosegriftex]

He was like "I have herpesssssssssssssssssssssssSS­S" XD

[Leosivilla]

00:20

[85vaboy]

dane cook definitely sounds like someone who has the herpes. anyone who would talk about it this ling in this detail probably has it themselves

[arens65]

@85vaboy or hes just a comedian being funny about real life stuff but maybe im just an idiot idk

[FrostSalonica]

@85vaboy Or he just did his homework...

[85vaboy]

@FrostSalonica or maybe i just did my research and found out that the reason why he talks about herpes in all of his standups is because he has it. thats just my research though. plus he says that its no big deal to have sex with a girl that has herpes, um, he says that " Us guys wont admit it when we have herpes." Kinda grouped himself with the herpes populace with that statement.

[FrostSalonica]

@85vaboy Well maybe ur right, but i still dont give a fuck!!! Hes one of my fav comedians!! And if he actually has herpes and makes fun of his condition he's even greater, cuz it takes courage to do that.. Greetings from Greece!!! :)

[85vaboy]

@FrostSalonica agreed. the shit is funny as hell. Greetings from America!!!:)

[techlogi7]

@FrostSalonica

How do you know he has herpes?

[FrostSalonica]

@techlogi7 I don't...

[techlogi7]

@FrostSalonica

Read your comment wrong, my bad.

[FrostSalonica]

@techlogi7 NP mate!! :)

[ElanyaR]

*urpolies



[ElanyaR]

lol herpily erpilies

[guitarchamp616]

lol 2:56