Alan reads Shakespeare's Sonnet 130

[1027valemora]

Is it weird that I cried? I love him so much!

[mooniestar]

He has the -best- consonant pronunciation, you can hear every 't' and 'k' and..... and I'm now pregnant from his voice. :D

[gravgybd]

Alan Rickman....who else to read Shakespear, this man can read anything and make it sound sexy. He can act, dance and sing....he is simply the best actor in the world. I would love him to come to Denmark and play in Shakespears Hamlet at Kronborg castl, where else to play Hamlet ( they play it every summer in August) whit british actors, it`s just great. I live in Denmark so a good chance to se him live. I hope you can all understand what I am writing, I am not very good at english.....GL

[loveisallyouneedable]

i love to hear him speak..

[javajunkie101]

THUD..............

[DwiteTheSpriteKnight]

This sonnet is every bit as brilliant as the one where he 'compares thee to a summers day' and I envy the owner of that voice.

[guitarmessiah95]

i think my ears need their own shower now

[VeraArandasNeto]

The perfect voice, just it.

[Arfman5000]

I want to hire Alan Rickman to read me bedtime stories for the rest of my life.

[DeemBrittyGirl]

I thought they didn't allow porn in Youtube...

[meg3325]

I just had an orgasm listening to his sexy, British voice.........

[Bianx65]

We've studied all about this in high school..at first I wasn't all interested but after I watched this video,I got inspired to study this because of Alan..! :))

[HelloMello4221]

Chillingly wonderful.

[DostankoDasha]

my heart is beating like 3000 beats per second right now.

[elizagracedoolittle3]

i love listening to alan rickamn talk, and hearing him recite poetry is it's so beautiful to here him recite one of my favorite poet as shakespeare

[mkimmi1]

Wait, is this Professor Snape????

[HoratiocsiCaine]

@mkimmi1 yea it is Professor Severus Snape

[KAYZMJFAN]

my literature teacher played this recording in class, and right away I was like, "Ms. Shula, is this Alan Rickman??" Everyone else in the class called him Snape. -_- anyway, his voice is so passionate! I was literally swooning over him in class!<333

[kaka9203]

I've won 2# place in English poetry contest when it recited! ;p I was inspired by Alan xD

[flixo17]

EARGASMUS!

[taiwarrior1]

I love this piece and hearing Alan Rickman performing it is perfection!

[silverbullit733]

Summary: My bird's a bit of a minger (with bad breath), but I still lover her.

[sexypotterhead]

My favourite sonnet. I love how real the love is, no illusions or comparisons to something other-wordly. Just love.

[Reisito4]

imagine if he were to narrate the harry potter books...sweet jesus.

[SeverusSnapeFan2]

@Reisito4 That would be just amazing *.* Perhaps we should ask him, when we ever meet him ourselves (which will not happen, I'm afraid =( )

[BabyTorres]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMM Alan Rickman!

[Gini314]

I had to write an essay on this poem a few weeks ago! It's so weird to hear him reading it, I don't know why!

[SuperHellooX]

My favorite sonnet and my favorite actor :)

[IrenaBriseisHelen]

Was this sonnet dedicated to the Dark Lady?

[swingdocta]

he look and sound like that guy from harry potter lol

[mylifeimmortal]

@swingdocta Are you serious?

[trumpetSL08]

@swingdocta thats cause he IS that guy from Harry Potter

[Aldrahill]

Does... anybody actually understand this sonnet, and know why it's so interesting? Or is everybody just creaming over Snape's voice?

[DrDumb002]

@Aldrahill Are you asking for the meaning itself?

[bonanzagal]

@Aldrahill It's Shakespeare teasing the other poets/poems of the day,when women were made to seem absolutely perfect. He's saying his mistress is human, but she's just as beautiful as all those other girls who were given false praise.And for anyone who might not know, it was pretty common to compare hair to wire,what was unusual is that it's plain black hair.And reeks didn't necessarily mean stink,more like warm and moist,

Mmm,one of the sexiest voices ever!

[Aldrahill]

@bonanzagal No, I know what the poem is about, I'm a student of English Literature so I'm well versed in the content and the poetic significance. That's not what I was asking; I was referring to the fact that most people seem to be going "Hmmm that's sexy" rather than actually appreciating the poem.

[711tere711]

@Aldrahill

Calm down. The sonnet is beautiful, intelligent and ironic: great.

I am a professor of Spanish literature and I can appreciate the value of the poem. I use this sonnet in my classes.

But, that voice is amazing!!!

[staplesaremylove]

*thud*

[missmery02]

voice porn. can i get pregnant from it?

[thistlewindpics]

"I love to hear her speak..." *thud*

[leppardizeit909]

@TheGloriousMuse

Same here! His voice is like a drug to me. :-

[TheGloriousMuse]

I always listen a little bit of Alan Rickman's voice before going to bed :)

[iMusicSound]

@TheGloriousMuse that's sweet :D

[smartblonde07]

I know I'm not the only one that kept rewinding to the part where he says "breasts". What are you doing to me, Mr. Rickman?

[linniake]

the way he reads, soooo sexy

[AberdeenSoulless]

i hate the way he pronounces 'reeks'

[09emilykate]

Instant ladyboner.

[thedancingkitten]

@JuanseCR Ever heard of a bass singer? There are so many men with such low voices who can sing

[garfildicaa]

"My mi...." *ORGASM*

[imaneadds]

lol. Plam you made me laugh, the best narrating voice in the world is Amitabh's, Amitabh bachchan of India, this guy's voice sounds evil. So deep till it became disturbing.and Jhoana you must be crazy liking his voice and comparing it to sex. hehe

[johanna2665]

The best!

Three dislikes... that must be people, who are completely crazy -.-

I really like it. <3

How he reads, is just like sex.

[KuruContinuum]

*bites fist*

[tpcpca]

melt-melt-melt!

[ForbiddenDaughter]

His voice is so sensual. I couldn't hear a word he was saying, I was too busy listening to the sound of his voice ^_^

[modelgirl2793]

One of my favorite sonnets... And I think hearing him say it it just heavenly!

[evergreencookie]

i'm in for some Snape-rape... please

[LadyGaGaMarchof86]

I got chills down my spine

[LadyGaGaMarchof86]

holy shit

[jolliffej0859]

i couldnt listen to a word he was actually saying. i was waayyyy to busy just listening to the sound of his voice. my god.

[Deathawaitsnoone]

I want to make love to Alan Rickman's voice.

[crystoadstar]

Have to memorize this for class. It suddenly became 1000 times easier.

[LunaSims]

sploosh.

[mydreamstellme]

and I'm spent.

[godessshannon]

oh my gosh. 

[YOUSUCK242]

McClane threw Hans off the building and judging from these comments he has his 72 virgins already.

[ThePotionsMaster7]

what three deaf people disliked this?

[rosalielove11]

OH MY FREAKING GOD. Okay, I'm 17, he's old enough to be my grandfather but I really do not care. His voice is purely orgasmic.

[googoodollfan]

@rosalielove11 I know right XD I feel so awkward saying it, but Alan's sexy :D 'Specially that voice ^_^

[likevashley]

@rosalielove11 If you care I am 16 and feel the same :D

[LexNaturalis1982]

@rosalielove11 Funny, because the sonnet is in reference to an older unattractive woman who is thought to be black or moorish. (Certainly a taboo in Shakespear's day). Basically what this sonnet says is that he loves her so much that he is willing to overlook her outer beauty. ( I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare). False compare in reference to the false comparision and misjudgement of outer beauty as opposed to who they really are.

[WaFfLeZ1999]

eeee im gonna jizz xD

[andreabennington]

Aural Pornograpy for English Majors.

[MimiMausii]

This voice...I want him to read poems to me every night before I go to sleep. I would have the most amazing dreams....oh, his voice....

[halohali32]

I now don't feel as weird for loving Alan Rickman. There are kids younger than me on here! Haha I'm so jealous of Rima! Gah! How come there aren't many guys with voices like this? Or are there?! Where are you hiding?!!

[halohali32]

@skelley103 bahahahahaha! I love that!

[1Skyheart]

I love this poem...and I love Alan Rickman...this made my day lol

[PunkPrincess1421]

By the beard of dumbledore asdfghjkl this cant be real tho

[VeganElli]

Hearing him say this, even if I'm just reciting it in my head, never fails to calm me down... nice, slow, soothing velvety voice of god, and it's an amazing sonnet as well :)

[geneshi]

He maake my knees shake!!!

[KinaWildChild]

bum, bum, ovaries explode one after another...

[bottledcoins]

I can repeat this all over again and then.... <3

[emowiis]

I love how my comment is the most voted >.< Lmao

[vballqueen1792]

excuse me while I go die now of pure amazingness.

[liviafrombari]

I wish I was his mistress :)

[TheGabbyEffect]

3 DEAF ppl Billions of ppl having orgasms in their ears LOL

[plamsitybg]

This voice is the most unbelievable voice in the world. It can turn me on in just one second!<3

[Dzolsia]

It gives me goose pimples just to think about it :3

I'm gonna listem to it every evening before going to bed <3

[batgirlblond]

Dear God in Heaven... Excuse me as a I melt into a little puddle...

[popcornzoe]

God, if he recorded an audio dictionary I would know every word in the English language.

[DwiteTheSpriteKnight]

@popcornzoe I heard Shakespeare used 20,000 different words in his writing. It's more impressive than it sounds. He invented some words that become a regular part of English too.

[JessR21x]

I would marry him faster than you can say Quidditch, and yes, i'm 15.

[popcornzoe]

@JessR21x Alan Rickman, turning teenagers into reverse-pedophiles forever. Earlier in the summer I had a dream where he was dead. I woke sobbing. And yes, I'm 14.

[JessR21x]

@popcornzoe LOL reverse-pedophiles is a good way to describe it! He's perfect.

[popcornzoe]

@JessR21x I KNOW, right? And isn't it ironic that he speaks this way because of a speech impediment (he can't move his jaw properly)...

[JessR21x]

@popcornzoe REALLY?! :O well that's fine by me anyway! Imagine waking up to that voice...

[popcornzoe]

@JessR21x Oh god. Rima Horton is the luckiest damn woman alive.

[GrissomLovesSara]

@popcornzoe That's funny, I always thought he had a speech impediment of some kind though I couldn't place it exactly. Always thought it prob contributed to the way he speaks and isn't that funny how something that is an impediment worked out for the better (at least for us). I have a jaw issue (TMJ) and man it can be super painful so I hope his doesn't hurt. Jaw pain is ferocious. And yes, it's funny how so many young girls are 'awakening' via Rickman's sexiness. Not knowing what hit them!

[popcornzoe]

@GrissomLovesSara Ahaha young and old females (and males!) alike. When I was on camp over summer I was the favorite camper of my 30-something-year-old mentor because I could talk for ages about Alan Rickman :P And just today my middle-aged English teacher and I were gushing about him when I came across Sense and Sensibility in the library :)

[GrissomLovesSara]

@popcornzoe Yeah you're right about males cause my Brother was saying how much he liked Die Hard because he loves the 'Villian Guy' I was like wow

[ladyofshalott]

*melts* Oh Alan Rickman, you are awesome.

[ALANRICKMAN42]

Alan has such a beautiful voice. beautiful thank processing.

[SvennilovesThursdays]

I know one man with a voice like his, and he actually can talk me into an orgasm, without touching me with his hands, just with his voice, it's amazing.

[lolatyourpixiesticks]

i dont know if i could watch this again without just melting. that voice, oh good lord

[gauritanaya]

I love him, love him and love him!

[blahhumbu]

Alan.Fucking.Rickman.

[swantonist]

HERMIONE RICKMAN??? LMAOOO

[rosaryfetishbabe]

@swantonist i lol'd so hard man.

[shadowstrider43]

At 1:15, I thought I'd faint. *swoon* <3

[InstantDeath012]

I am salivating...all over my poor keyboard...and it's all the fault of this man and his sexy...better than chocolate...richer than velvet voice...molesting shakespear's poem and turning it into something terribly erotic...

*wipes mouth* Dear god, if I were older, and he were younger, and our paths should chance to cross in the same lifetime, I'd doubtlessly be committed to the asylum.

For I would then have been forced to commit a number of crimes against sex and humanity. THNX 4 THE VID!

[monache893]

@InstantDeath012 absotively!

[pussylumpessru]

@InstantDeath012 shut upp. -_-

[missrowanb2009]

wtf? 3 dislikes? someone kill them before they do serious damage to themselves...

[DernhelmEJ]

Oh my gawwwwd his voice made me melt so now there's a big puddle :-D

Voice god!!

[MsRickmaniac]

Does anyone else get chills when he says, 'By Heaven'?

[chaosinus]

FUCK I DID THIS!!!!!

[shiftrfan]

Alan played in Sense and Sensibility watch it.

[MissSorrow100]

@emowiis I'm on my third baby from listening to this!

[Turdyfartysmell]

Turn to page 394.

[touchxOFxpinkxO]

I would also like to point out he can dress up in his Snape costume and send me to detention anytime ;D

[touchxOFxpinkxO]

The dirty things I would do to this man are illegal in all countries.

They should make a whole series of audio erotic porn books and let him narrate.

Then again that may be bad for the economy because no sensible woman would go to work.

[thehobbitivy]

That was hands down the sexiest thing I have heard all day. All year. Ever.

[Einstien1879]

when I see the Sun Isee You... when i stare at it..it bathe me with bliss.. flowers bloom... sadness gloom.. it's light caresses me.. with a sweet warm embrace... too much glare burnt my life.. yet i longed for that etrnal knife.. dont care what my feelings ..would lead me to... as long as i know ...you stare at me too.. the heat would give me pain..but my love remains.... anguish sets ...sunset comes... sunrise show...hearts aglow... for you the only sun I know....:> )

[ugodipayens]

che voce..................... :))

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

I'm having sex with the reverse button

[sarahismadeofawesome]

I ain't bovvered!

Oh and I think I had clothes on before I listened to this.

[cheshirecatification]

1:15. what is Chuck Norris doing in there? ._.

[ValyHxM]

@cheshirecatification Alan Rickman is the Chuck Norris of sexy voices!

[ValyHxM]

@cheshirecatification Alan Rickman is the Chuck Norris of sexy voices

[skelley103]

he could talk me out of my pants

[GrissomLovesSara]

@skelley103 He HAS talked me out of my pants...

[michellesnake123]

I've had troubles with breathing .. He is amazing and his voice is sexy ^_____^

[DoriBiso]

HOW COULD SOMEONE PUT "don't like it"?!?

[ValyHxM]

Lol, do you imagine yourself married to him:

"Good morning darling..."

"Ooooh, oh yeah!" *first orgasm of the day without having him touching you*

Later: "I love you, darling"

You: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! YEAH!"

And at night, in bed, while losing yourself in his embrace and doing with him the most ancient of dances...

"SPEAK ALAN! TELL ME NASTY THINGS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *exploding orgasms*

[PandaBoo92]

@ValyHxM lmfao 'ancient of dances' XD

[InklidxD]

When he said "breasts" I think I actually stopped breathing.

[iwuvsweeney]

I have never been this turned on by a voice.

[ValyHxM]

His wife is lucky... very lucky... omg, his voice while making love to her...

[ValyHxM]

My ears just had an orgasm.

[MusiikNut09]

Alan Rickman has the best voice eever! Enough to give you a sweet eargasm XDD <3 I couldn't care less if hes old enough to be my grandad! (im 16, he's 65) hehe <3

[rebeccasweenz]

I Came

I Saw

I Came Again

Alan Rickman <3

[Jessie1411lovley]

his voice is so clam, it makes me get quietly, and i wanna listen to him every day and night, ist so beautyful

[efkagore]

I would listen to him all nights till the end of my life...just listen, nothing more...just listen...

[Cambridgemango]

I have such a hard on for him....

[Julchen97XD]

great voice!! :)

[vvxhotel]

I love to hear you speak, Alan Rickman, though music is slightly less pleasing to hear.

[emowiis]

Can I get pregnant from this?

[michellesnake123]

@emowiis unfortunately no.. :D

[emowiis]

@michellesnake123 :'( lol

[Spankymunoz]

@emowiis I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure I did.

[emowiis]

@Spankymunoz Hahahaha! Lucky you!

[PlabCore12]

@emowiis Yes, i believe you can :)

[msdeathnotefan4life]

@PlabCore12 I'm in trouble then.

[emowiis]

@PlabCore12 Yesshhh!! :D

[00ARYA00]

@emowiis

I think you can.

[emowiis]

Yay!!

[emowiis]

@nymphgirl666 I wish that too lmao

[BackpackBlog]

@emowiis Yes, I'm a virgin and having twins.

[Constellation05]

@emowiis ...I think I just did

[The4EverYoung85]

@emowiis Only if you don't use protection or take the Pill.

[bdanniexO]

this sonnet reminds me of what happened to Snape in the last movie <3

this is greatly read.

[gabrielaespinosa20]

voice porn

[maggiejonesdoodle9]

@gabrielaespinosa20 I have never loved a comment more than this one.

[lisamconveyness]

@gabrielaespinosa20 oh my god look how many likes your comment got!!

[TheHumanFiction]

I think he sounds a little too sad and serious for the nature of the poem. I do not think somebody in the Elizabethan age would have read it like this. :/

[missisfreddiemercury]

i hate the fact that people only refers to him to "that guy from Harry Potter" because he IS NOT JUST HARRY POTTER ... he is more than that. Have you seen him in the film "DIE HARD" ... he was amazing playing a villain!

[rachg01]

@missisfreddiemercury Truly Madly Deeply is a really beautiful one. I prefer it when he isn't playing the villain :)

[Beyondconsciousness]

...wow

[amyponie95]

who loves Shakespeare must love this...

[gonnagroove]

omg "breasts"

[SmellaMuerte]

I swear I've had this on repeat for like an hour

[koolkoolkitty13]

@SmellaMuerte Me too. I've actually downloaded it and have it on my mp3. =]