Facial Massage by Lita!

[angledust419]

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz :)

[weightliftingwhisper]

so relaxing thank you

[lilcoconut1]

Everyone deserves relaxation.

[KafshakTashtak]

Warning: Don't listen and drive.

[AbiJadiru]

my cat likes this, she came over and started wagging her tail when i played it. cute.  :)

[PooLadyx]

"over your eyes and your cheekssssssssss"

[kleinball]

49 people were pissed this massage did not include a "happy ending"

[x0chrystinax0]

i work overnights and im always exausted when i get home but its hard to fall asleep with the day starting

its become ritual to listen to one or more of these when i get home so i can sleep

love them

[matt1888a]

Put these audio's on Amazon and iTunes for sale please. I don't want to use my credit card or Paypal on your site.

[jackownsyou44]

when i started watching this i thought o myself, alright, 1 min in, its pretty relaxing, i woke up ten hours later with my keyboard covered in drool

[PurplePoppsy]

How does she not fall asleep every time she talks?

[acousticeye55]

47 people fell asleep and accidentally hit the 'dislike' button.

[sweetalker79]

@SUNMAYDEN518 I got 2 downloads for 12 bucks, they were each 20 minutes long and well worth it. Who the hell buys CDs anymore?

For that matter, I had a problem when I lost my iPod - no more Lita :( I emailed them and told them what happened, and they emailed me a download link to get my mp3s back - FREE. A lot of sites won't do that for you.

[thegnew]

They need to make a bumpersticker that says "i stayed awake through a lita session!" :) ya. Or something like that. maybe "im awake right now cuz im not listening to lita!" Id order one.

[cbohar84]

@SUNMAYDEN518 So her soothing voice is harboring a darker secret? :/

[DCHManX]

They should have contracted Lita to be the voice of Siri on the new iPhone.

[drysift]

Lita's voice is so relaxing, wow.

[djw80158]

i'd pay top dollar for her to tell me a bedtime story...every night of the year

[floridameerkat]

I wonder if she's ever fallen asleep creating one of these videos?

[Nickedwards604]

My Parents thought there was something wrong with me as they found me asleep on the floor after i watched this in my computer chair. :/

[1freakumup]

i don't even need a massage just her voice and my eyes closed puts me to sleep

[iGinaChristina]

1 second in zzzz

[simonster777]

This video is so amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[rwalter23]

Must ....... stay....... awake.......keep...... eyes.......ope....zzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzz.............

[AbbyAmbition14]

i'm trying to go through the comments but it's hard to move my finger on my laptop touch pad... same thing for typing. it's hard.

[laviah19]

@AbbyAmbition14 Or think for tht matter. lol

[bigtaxdizzle]

bonesaw is ready

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

@bigtaxdizzle llol

[makeyup1]

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[saga3282]

Her voice is so relaxing, I fell asleep just by hearing it ;)

[punchmaster123]

24 people fell asleep listening to this

[Nastor1996]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Press CC at the lower right size of the video and laugh XDDDDDD

[thrashmetalfiend]

Lita, your voice is the official cure for anxiety and insomnia. Everytime I listen to you while I sit in my fairly cheap massage chair, I always doze off.

[Taeteddyburr]

That awkward moment where you're laying there in complete relaxation not knowing that the video is over.

[FideTheProducer]

@Taeteddyburr HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

[chicchitammuottocifa]

@Taeteddyburr why awkward? The video gives you a start and then you just let yourself go as long as it is possible. This is almost meditation.

[wladislaw79]

who are these 23 idiots who dislike this relaxing and soothing voice?

[KafshakTashtak]

@wladislaw79 dub step music fans?

[iAMTreydiddy]

You know what else feels so good Lita? Your voice as it travels into my ears and in some inexplicable way makes all the muscles in my body relax. Ahhhhhhhhhh =)

[TheCostran29]

You, Lita, are amazing.

[kalikiter]

What the hell is this? Why is her voice so fuc.... zzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.........

[iAMTreydiddy]

@kalikiter Aw man I was about to say the same thing. Originality fail for me!!

[theqwerty247]

I farted right before she said "take a deep breath" so i breathed in my fart. O_o

[SuperFretShredder]

Insomiac's Paradise!

[spanky1113]

Anyone else try to type after this video and realize you couldn't move your arms?

[bloodredsoccer]

I find it surprising that she hasn't been featured as a voice actor in a cartoon, animated show, or a movie.

And while I cant think of a character she would play, id go see the movie just to fall asleep to her voice one more time!

[arneold]

oh my...... i had an eargasm!!!!!

[hogo1]

I really miss that one video of Lita's were she was preforming a back massage with soft music in the background. That was the most relaxing one yet, but it is no longer on utube.

[tyra696]

@hogo1 i never saw it ; (

[JessicaSkies]

I was listening to this while in bed on fb 2 my bf and I fell asleep cuz of it!!

[Dinglebarriez]

ASMR

[whylus]

@Dinglebarriez so much so that i have to restrain myself at work from watching this. So much more susceptible to it in the morning...

[maggersable]

Zzzz

[PuffyKumaTenshi]

good...

[singinglawnchair]

How do you guys have the energy to argue on one of Lita's videos? Some of you actually need to listen to her voice and just chill :P

[whatnottobe]

amnesia<lita's voice

[NinaRoxify]

@CrustyFrenchFries first of all holy crap?!! What is your problem y don't u just shut up ... I LIKE TO READ COMMENTS that are from "like 3 months ago" just cuz I'm bored!! My goodness don't you have anything better to do than get mad at people for reading comments???

[NinaRoxify]

@CrustyFrenchFry first off all holy cra

[Sarahstar1224]

I put my iPod on my I home by my bed and turned it up some the next thing I know I feel asleep

[kbw1970]

My gosh, if I listen to this again I will fall asleep and might not wake up for a week!

[mrceebees14]

I wish she would put more vids up, she is the bench mark to where all of massage therapists are measured. I am not kidding, whenever I see a massage vid, I automatically think "is this person as good as Lita." I haven't found anyone that can best this women.

[marcuschookt]

I disliked this video because I didn't get any work done today because of it.

[TheKonepablo]

litas joy(int) time

[kristaleann1205]

her voice makes my head feel tingly. i love it.

[Jacob1Sosinavage]

BAN BERRIES?

[TheJackkay123]

i am 14 and this his really goo for school and relaxation its better than home work :P

[zw0ecool]

@TheJackkay123 yea kind of relaxes you to the point where you start letting out soft steamy farts without even realizing it.....

[SimaoImexx10]

"... it feel sooo good, ... GOOOOD"

[Neena4496]

ahhhh relaxation(:

[unclejohn2007]

i will never learn . don't listen to lita when i have work to do.

[jobenal4ever]

woud work better with lsd

[gsmfreak1]

Lita, i wanna say someting. You are amazing! Thanks for all your good videos, special those sleep videos, i got alot of problem getting sleepy, but you was helping me! Thansks! Sorry for my bad english /-:

[nick11927]

what if her and bob ross had a baby :D

[sn1p3dus0n]

@nick11927

= chuck noris

[bigshiz]

@nick11927 that baby could end ars with his monotone voice

[ProctoLion]

I have terrible insomnia so I went to her website and downloaded a bunch of the relaxation audios onto my Blackberry. I plug in my earphones and listen to them in bed at night...to this day, I don't know how a single one of them ends, LOL!

[babyfacedassassinuk]

@ProctoLion Ive done the same :) my hubby hates any noise at night, yet i need something soothing to sleep to. downloading lita to my phone works a treat!! i too have yet to hear how they end lol!

[SuperGamer87]

I want the ultimate relaxation set-up one day: Lita speaking with her amazing voice while I'm getting a head massage from Baba the masseuse and having someone play a bunch of tuning forks on my back...all while in a bakery baking cookies.

[Bluethemisfit]

@SuperGamer87 While smoking a blunt.

[kidkush7044]

@Bluethemisfit KUSH BLUNT 

[SuperGamer87]

@CassieAnnaCary And you came all the way here just to say that. I don't even agree with your point, but even if it were true, you've got character issues yourself there, very noticeably. And what you are really saying is that you think you're better than her, which I see no basis of being true (though I don't know her). You present yourself poorly. As this one guy once said, Get that "plank" of a problem out your eye first before trying to point out other people's problems.

[ryler05]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­

[schumacherenator]

Oh man, my spine is just buzzing... I fucking love ASMR

[unknownx420]

hahaha facial lol... eh?... anyone?... ah thats alright!

[XxXLyX]

omfg i love the way she says "the one on the table" oooh eargasm

[nameless989]

i can't relax to these because of all the other bullshit vids of something screaming at the end somethin ugly

[RespectMyCountry]

@nameless989 That would be a picture of the little girl from The Exorcist at the point in the movie where (spoiler alert) she is most possessed by the demon/devil/Satan.

[flowerpower6111]

when it was over i was like oohhhman. i was seriously half asleep while doing this. you couldve talked to me all day and it would be just like a massage. good job

[SkyRider424]

Why the hell would anyone dislike this Video?

[calanthiarose]

@SkyRider424 There is a degree of insanity in this world that is nothing short of inexplicable.

[calanthiarose]

@SkyRider424 Because they hate themselves? Must be the cause because why else? No clue. They need therapy and high grade pharmaceuticals. :)

[AvalonCenturi]

So relaxing... People should drop nukes containing Lita Massage videos, instant world peace.

[ymistillavirgin]

@AvalonCenturi the videos would be destroyed

[djxeroic]

@AvalonCenturi along with Bob Ross bunker busters.

[Kainlarsen]

@AvalonCenturi Wouldn't that still kill everyone, given that they are still nukes?

[Tikayyan]

@SkyRider424 19 people were trying to stay awake

[Milu0000000]

@SkyRider424 For some people her voice is annoying. I love it, but e.g. my friend, who has much better experience with music, told me something is irritaing her this tone. Just a metter of liking or disliking.

[BurnBeforeEating]

@SkyRider424 Because they fell asleep trying to click the "Like" button.

[jj299792458]

@SkyRider424 why would anyone capitalize a common noun?

[SkyRider424]

@jj299792458 You are looking too deep into this.

[perfectack]

Whoever invented the word 'scalp' should be shot.

[R0BbAW3S0M3]

Your voice is hypnotic! Being a massage therapist myself I never seem to get massages as much as I should. I always focus on the client and always forget that I need to take care of myself too. Listening to this made me remember what it's like to be on the receiving end of the massage! I feel so relaxed and calm. Great job! I love what you're doing!

[robertatx22]

Bob Ross + Bowl hit of some diggy dank=instant TKO... THE END...

[eASTcOASTiVORY]

I fucking love you Lita xD

[imshippyupup]

As soon as I hear her voice I... zzzzzzzzz.

[Zran85]

00:05 already make me better..thx lita

[jeremylew416]

I think I'd pay this woman more just to talk to me while I tried to sleep than I would for a massage from her.

[TinnInches]

9 people are deaf.

[chadmight]

everytime i come on to one of these massage videos its oh they are black so lets talk ignorant about them b/c of their skin color or some sexual lame comment or argument of anytime listen people the point of coming on here to is to watch good videos of music or whatever i came here to have a good time and relax why is it the massage videos have the most tensed up people on them lol.lets all chill and appreciate God made Lita to help us!

[a217andy]

i love you lita

[Angel83579]

if you close the browser and half of your laptops screen to dim the light, it feels like she is in the room talking to you

[xRichardbersteinx]

You know what is sickening to me? This lady has an amazing voice, and instead of sharing it with everyone for free via a podcast or perhaps a cheap application for smart phones/itunes, she charges a ridiculous amount of money on her website for an entire recording. 33 minutes for $14? That is insane. You figure she would just share her soothing voice with the world for free, but just like every other disgusting human she turns a gift from God into a monetary gain.

[ghther]

@xRichardbersteinx You know, this is most likely her primary means of generating income.

[SuperGamer87]

@xRichardbersteinx Sheesh, man. There's nothing wrong with using your talents to earn honest income. That God of the Bible COMMANDED his people to work, on several occasions (just take a look at that fourth commandment sometimes). Don't forget about what Paul said in 2 Thes. 3:10. Even Jesus worked as a carpenter for income. Sorry, but if you're going to bring God about something (not that he was really necessary to bring up about this video), at least know what you're talking about first.

[CrustyFrenchFry]

@SuperGamer87 Work is a man made thing. Money is a man made thing how could God demand Man made things. The only reason for work is to buy a home, clothing, food, and Entertainment. Working for income is a man made thing. There's no way a Higher power would support something such as Money. Money cause's death, war, Sorrow. Many a things a higher power would not want on there race. Get off this guys back. Don't use god as an excuse to make people believe your way. Ignorance. Pure ignorance

[ferki1234567]

@CrustyFrenchFry Do you just enjoy being a contrary douche, or what? :P

[CrustyFrenchFry]

@ferki1234567 Do you enjoy reafding comments 3 pages back, Get a life.

[Warrior1A]

@xRichardbersteinx

You're a moron. Do you work for free with the hands God has given you? No. Either you don't work, or you work, and use your skill-set (definitely not anything to do with using your tiny brain) to earn money to survive.

Damn all those artists, and musicians, and carpenters, etc, who earn money for putting their skills to use. What has become of us? Oh wait, then there's people like you who want everything for free. You must bag groceries if you think $14 is expensive.

[CrustyFrenchFry]

@Warrior1A You're a moron, You're making an assumption do someone you know little of. The guy just has a belief that is all why bother making him feel bad. he was sharing his opinion. Next time, Go be a "moron" somewhere else.

[Warrior1A]

@CrustyFrenchFry Ha ha ha, wow, I'm not making any assumptions- it's all right there in his comments. Good comeback, by the way, did you think that one up all by yourself?? He should feel bad for suggesting that a woman provide a service for free, suggesting that she overcharges. Based on what? HIS assumption that it isn't worth the money. CrustyFrenchFry, go troll somewhere else. You're just a waste of oxygen. Go think up a better comeback.

[CrustyFrenchFry]

@Warrior1A Pretty pathetic to reawaken something from 3 months ago, Get a life man.

[Warrior1A]

@CrustyFrenchFry Ha ha, "reawaken"? Three months isn't any eternity, and if I somehow lack a life, it isn't any worse than yours. I just happened to log into my account (which I don't often do) and see your retarded comment from before.

[CrustyFrenchFry]

@Warrior1A If you still have the motivation to countinue an arguement from 3 months ago, is pathetic. Considering nether of us would remember it. Have fun "Warrior"

[Warrior1A]

@CrustyFrenchFry You're such a crybaby. And a troll. And super lame. Go eat some french fries, fatty.

[WishingXBelowXDreams]

@xRichardbersteinx im pretty sure you could just put all her videos on here on a playlist and listen to it for hours for free. quitcher bitchin

[CrustyFrenchFry]

@xRichardbersteinx Welcome to human nature lesson number 1. Greed. Humans are greedy Money really appeals to us. Especaily when we can make something a lot of people want and make money off of it..

[nixtermixter]

@KurioseKreatur hahaha

[TheOriginalCadetguy]

@KurioseKreatur Better!!!

[the8to5exodus]

Nine people don't know how to relax.

[Angel83579]

@the8to5exodus nine people were too much of an ego maniac and wouldnt take their time to listen to her

[lampard554]

I've never seen one negative comment on her videos. Lita your voice is soothing, and i'm so grateful that you do these videos, thanks.

[Rubberducks12]

her voice just completely takes away the stress.....it IS like a drug. haha. shes got special powers!

[omfghaxusername]

@Semirfootball5

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WAT

[bambamthankyamaam]

@Semirfootball5 Imaagine yourself, laying belly up on a massage table. If you want to imagine that way, lying on the table face up, relaxed, warm and comfortable. Take a moment to just feel the blood flow and allow yourself to feel the warmth and deep relaxation. Now, as I stroke...

[SuperGamer87]

This is so soothing!

[Rockerbella12]

@Semirfootball5 LOL yeah with her always saying "That feels so good" xD

[vidharr17]

I give up *_* i'm your fan *_*

I was watching this clip casually, but now i want to watch it everyday. I need it, it's a drug *_*

I realized today that i love your voice *_*

[maikorage444]

Ramadan

[leopardface1]

LEETAA....

I love it when she say Lita

[musicforall182]

@rickeyboy42 LMFAO! xD!!! That made me laugh so hard.

[TinnInches]

Another instant Classic Lita =)

[Nicellyy]

Lita , I love you more than the oxygen that i breathe !!!

[mrbarr911]

@DangerousPersonx I thought I was the only one... :/

[PumpkinPumpkinVivi]

This helps me relax sooo much. Thank you Lita. :]

[blackop98]

god bless you

[hockeylover0]

i gotta poo :(

[chance2413]

lita, im glad you live in a fantasy world where we would actually pay to hear you talk. ill stick to these free vids thanks

[madknifeman]

@chance2413 dude who asked you to be a dick not cool man

[alirzb]

ATTN YOUTUBE: Your Lita jokes arent funny

[Fugdecanbeaclimax]

sssssmmoanonjnibyiugft (head hits keyboard)

[jacoblaagekragh]

jizz.... zzzZZZzz

[lequaie1234]

this works well when its played with tubular bells in the background

[titipz]

awesomeeee

[Gvanillavodka]

i already started snoring couldnt keep myself awake

[EABeaudry]

Lita won a fight with Chuck Norris: she used her soothing voice to hypnotize him and persuaded him to kick his OWN ass!

[teroy5]

@EABeaudry lol not true except no one won he turned to ted williams and they had babies then there babies kicked there asses

[EABeaudry]

@teroy5 LOL!

[bigshiz]

@EABeaudry her voice is so epic she could persuade him to stop kicking ass, but instead  persuaded him to sell shitty workout equipment on infomercials at 3 am

[EABeaudry]

@bigshiz Hahahaha!

[chicchitammuottocifa]

@EABeaudry No it was just a fighting technique used by Cuck Norris to distract her...

[chicchitammuottocifa]

@EABeaudry No it was just a fighting technique used by Ch

uck Norris to distract her...

[GreatkingAlexander]

@EABeaudry good one

[ironfistking5]

@EABeaudry But don't you forget that him, Chuck Norris, LET that happen.