#24 How To Milk A Cow!

[123Brieeee]

Last, what, 2 seconds. The answer to the question is a Yes from me ;)

[Yazihearts]

How did you not get a milk moustache?

[Ohemgeezes]

I think its funny how you guys used gloves xD We dont use gloves over here in America. We just wash our hands after were done.

[TheGuitaristdude9]

@Ohemgeezes ew ewwwwwww no offense

[limelungs242]

omg i love irish sayings like are ya well cause ur lookin well lolz because im irish annnnd im a DUB

[barryt33]

Never thought i would see the day a tall awkward guy from Malahide be milking a cow!!! Keep up the good work chap :)

[3sarz1]

ill marry you :) 

[BabblingBrookeh]

You aren't suppose to drink not pasterized milk :P I no want you to die my BriBry!!

[fishsticksNcustard11]

Ahhhh!! It's Candy! i love her!

[biovee7]

Dude was that pasteurised before you drank it? Well done btw

[TheAvengeddonut]

I live on a milk farm in Norway, so this is the sort of thing that I do all the time XD not quite the ordinary job for a 16 year old girl, huh? ;) Cows are all right, though, not so bad when you get used to them ^^

[EmilyK95]

Haha, Marry you?? Ah, go on then sure :L

[mellomelinya]

LOL, at the end of marry me please was the name CANDICE. :p

[frankyman321]

@PaperMicrophones hells yeah sister! ...or shoul I say dhearfiur?....I dunno I'm ba at Irish...I mean gaeilge haha

[frankyman321]

Milk za cow! Yah, ugh that cow is so disgusting looking...but somehow arrousing hmmm? LOL JK I DO NOT APPROVE OF BEASTIALITY il shut up now there could be kids watching...wait it's YouTube, wtf would kids be doing on YouTube?

[disbemetube]

Oh man this is off putting... Goodbye dairy.

[Anjo444]

Gloves? Pfftt, I've done it barehand =P

[556Karebear]

Yes I will marry u I love u

[lizzithelion]

i love your sparkly blue eyes! they are gorgeous :D

[xoxbeckie2k7xox]

I love how Rory just shows himself in these videos... he just randomly walks onto the screen haha <3

[MoneyBEATSsoul]

I hate to be a downer, I mean don't get me wrong, I admire you for milking the cow, but aren't you supposed to somehow process the milk before you drink it? You didn't get sick, did you? <3 Once again, props for milking the cow though! ^.^ yay!

[TheStraightLesbian]

@MoneyBEATSsoul Nah, for general public distribution etc the milk IS pasturized, which kills the bad bacteria, but some of the good bacteria and vitamins too. Unpasturized milk that's straight from the cow won't make you sick unless you have a fairly weak immune system and you haven't drunk it before. Living on a dairy farm, I've grown up drinking it - delicious! ;) Pasturized milk actually tastes kind of icky to me. Less creamy :P

[MoneyBEATSsoul]

@TheStraightLesbian Ohh :} thanks for the info buddy! I didn't know that, good for you being natural!

[PaleSilverMoon]

Did you really have to travel all the way to derry to milk a cow?

[Ittybittydinosaur]

GO JAKE! XD love you bribry

[peace3peace3]

I -3 Jake, and you too :]]

[MiSzxCHRiSTY]

I'll marry ya! Lol.

[XxSarahScreamsRAWRxX]

I'll marry your Bribry  =)

[crystalaquanette]

Michael Buckley sent me. I've seen all of your videos in a span of 3 days and I am totally amazed by your dedication to the Ross Nugent Foundation. It's rather inspiring.

[girlslikeboys3]

I <3 cows. There are a few at my school and for the most part, they act like big dogs :)

[ashyc123]

I would marry you!!(: -3

[HaHaHollister]

i wonder how bad the smell was in there????????

[NotWinter]

Sorry for not replying D: so quick ;] I adore your hats . I hate cows.. so tis rather scared me

[OrgasmandTea]

I was already subbed to Jake =)

[PandyBean]

This doesn't come up in my subbie box? :(

awesome hat btw, and I have the same mug :P

Are you still doing the send you a fiver and get a cd and ross band thingy?

[Dream2theMusic]

love your videos!!! :D

[ChaoticSupernova]

You were in Northern Ireland? I'm in Northern Ireland! Agh! We didn't see each "udder." Well, next time you're in Northern Ireland PM me, unless it's after next Summer, then PM me if you're in Glasgow.

[pritstickifiy]

wahooo we're getting married ;D

♥

[oOChloeSaysRawrOo]

I love this whole series they are so feel good and i love that your doing all these money raising things as well - good on ya - also love the accent xD

[oohdear1397]

I wonder how that cow felt about you fondling it .. hmm :/ :)

Still, great episode, can't wait until the travelling ones this year :) x

[gingerzarecool]

aaah!! saw you at the gig thingy in phisboro last night!!!!!! :-O

[spacejesusadventure]

so you've ran out of ideas..

[BriBryontour]

@spacejesusadventure There's a list of over 700 things. So, no.

[spacejesusadventure]

@BriBryontour Ah.

[jellyteddybear]

Saw you in the whatthebuck show your comment was top rated I've seen all your episodes in a few hours (not sure the time span) but I <3 your Channel NEW FAN!!

[BriBryontour]

@jellyteddybear Haha wow Thanks for watching all of them new friend! :) hope Buck likes what he sees!

[trippelet]

I noticed you wear the same t-shirt in a lot of your videos, does it have any significance to the series other than 'bribry's t-shirt'? :)

[BriBryontour]

@trippelet Haha I just wear that t-shirt pretty much every day. Gave away most of my clothes for an episode.

[CallerOfTheWild]

What's the intro/outro song? I've watched your videos for a while and I've been dying to know..

[BriBryontour]

@CallerOfTheWild a poem i'll sing out loud :) there's a music video for it and it's on itunes if you want to help out x

[BriBryontour]

@TheExtraEmily Haha <3 planes don't have feelings!

[sexycodyboy]

i bet you double milk the cow when your home with jake. Aye?

[BriBryontour]

@Gehmah xx

[Angelea104]

awww , jake is such a lovely person !

[danismurfhammer]

@BriBryontour this is all easily fixable. Wisconsin's not that far away.

[srhebel]

i love your hat. is that a panda? :)

[BriBryontour]

@srhebel Yes. Yes it is :)

[katiew50]

Jakeeeee ^_^

[NonDumbBlondes]

If you cut off all your toes you would LAC-TOSE. ok, i know that joke was a bit past it's sell by date.

also, why do milking stools only have three legs? because the cow has the udder one.....

i bet you don't want to marry me any more. these jokes are way too cheesy.

;) x

[BriBryontour]

@NonDumbBlondes 'lac-tose' . Superb.

[pinkyprincess06]

Oh my :)

[BriBryontour]

@pinkyprincess06 Oh my indeed

[nusaik]

Hothothot girl! ^^

[BriBryontour]

@nusaik I agree whole heartedly

[altandF4productions]

u-oh...i think i love you! =D

[BriBryontour]

@altandF4productions Uh-oh I think I want to hug you!

[itsGagaBitch]

i dont understand a thing.....

[BriBryontour]

@itsGagaBitch Forgive the accent, my apologies

[itsGagaBitch]

@BriBryontour what accent is that anyway ? btw you must be such an ass.... cause you look so good...

[BriBryontour]

@itsGagaBitch Haha get your eyes checked my friend :)

[itsGagaBitch]

@BriBryontour -.- my eyes are fine... your face is realy beautiful... verry cute... whatever you say... id fuck you anytime

[gummybearIeva]

ok, let's get married. :)

[BriBryontour]

@gummybearIeva huurahhh!

[genelin1995]

Oh such cute wonderful cows! Maybe you can get a bottle for free.

[BriBryontour]

@genelin1995 I wanted to ask them for one haha.

[polostarrenee]

I'd love to marry you :D

[BriBryontour]

@polostarrenee To Vegas we go!

[polostarrenee]

@BriBryontour haha sounds like fun!!!

[gettingboos]

OOOOOO yea i day with mii best friend, bribry music, and the cutest guy on youtube <3

[BriBryontour]

@gettingboos daww love you <3

[Marfwarrior]

I nearly had a COW when you proposed; it was UDDERly MOOving.  I realize it wasn't serious, but I won't cry over spilled MILK...

[BriBryontour]

@Marfwarrior Very nice my friend :)

[Colleeflowerful]

@Bribryontour Wisconsin is known as the dairy state in America due to the absolute plethora of cows and resulting dairy products that abound here.

[Sarasvati93]

"Marry me please" ? Okay. Anytime.

[BriBryontour]

@Sarasvati93 Lovely :)

[austrianmusicfreak]

do you grow a beard now? that would be awesome. beards are cool.

- a beardlover

[BriBryontour]

@austrianmusicfreak I shaved it yesterday haha. Back to looking like a 12 year old :)

[austrianmusicfreak]

@BriBryontour nooooooooo. nooooo. another beard died the cruel death of a razor blade.

i bet a beard would have fit you really well. really, do me a favor and consider growing a beard - it is a thing you should do before you die…

[BriBryontour]

@austrianmusicfreak Ginger beards are quite....yknow... tho

[austrianmusicfreak]

@BriBryontour no i don't.

don't be racist. even a ginger beard deservs the right - at least once in his lifetime - to show the world that he can be a wonderful beard. so come on - give him a chance! - if it does not work out you can blame me…

[CheekTV]

I wish you had drank it.... nom (eurgh) x

[BriBryontour]

@CheekTV Yummies

[aae595]

Omg brian i wud totally marry u!!!

[BriBryontour]

@aae595 :) x

[MuttonChopInButchers]

ILL MARRY YOU? :'D

[BriBryontour]

@MuttonChopInButchers Excellent

[MuttonChopInButchers]

@BriBryontour Awesome, thats sorted then :')

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

ok enough of the cow jokes now, don't milk it.

[HarryAlfieHudson]

@HannahIsUnoriginal brilliant. :P

[BriBryontour]

@HannahIsUnoriginal waheyyyy!

[allierae29]

That cow had very pretty eyes... :)

[BriBryontour]

@allierae29 Yes indeed. Beautiful cow.

[allierae29]

@BriBryontour The cow isn't the only beautiful thing in this video ;)

[77iggy1]

@BriBryontour grrrrrrrrr i love you

meow

x

[PandaQuacks]

I want to steal his panda hat.

[BriBryontour]

@PandaQuacks You shall never get it!

[JamesMahonMusic]

Milk me anyday! ;)

[BriBryontour]

@JamesMahonMusic Hahaha. Mahon strikes!

[Jennybabz]

How do I buy a Ross band?

[BriBryontour]

@Jennybabz drop me an email :) my address is on the youtube channel page

[mnvikings25]

Oh the puns!

[BriBryontour]

@mnvikings25 How wonderful some of them are! Some clever minds leaving comments this week.

[paperhatable]

there are so many cow puns in the comments i think i exploded a little....

[BriBryontour]

@paperhatable Exploding cows. Now that would be a sight to behold.

[paperhatable]

@BriBryontour Be milk and cow tit everywhere

[SeanieBlahBlah]

@BriBryontour ExPLORING cows. THAT would be quite a video O.o...

[IrishMcLovin1]

Did you by her dinner first?!

[BriBryontour]

@IrishMcLovin1 Of course! What kind of man do you take me for?

[Dreameatertv]

lol hey did that milk taste bad ? coz in africa when its straight away miiked from a cow or a camel it taste bad lol unless they use special chamicals to turn it into the carten milk XD it looks like u were about to vomet p,s i suck at spelling lol

[BriBryontour]

@Dreameatertv My nose was blocked from being sick so I tasted nothing :D

[Dreameatertv]

@BriBryontour lol no wander you had that look on your face lol i was like why is he not smileing xD

[rebekahirish]

@BriBryontour You serious? Heheh, would of loved to meet you! xD

[rachpaperscissors]

I l saw cows sunbathing this morning. I told like everyone. It was so funny, They were all sprawled out on their back in the sun. :)

Well they were either sunbathing or they were dead...

I hope they were sunbathing.......

[BriBryontour]

@rachpaperscissors hahahaha I loved this.

[rachpaperscissors]

@BriBryontour I seriously was like in shock, have you ever seen a cow do that? I haven't (well I have now) and I am here in Ireland..were we have millllions of cows!!

I want to conduct an experiment to see what else a cow can do! :P

[pritstickifiy]

i'll marry youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ♥



[BriBryontour]

@pritstickifiy Excellent. I'll find a vicar

[oddzag]

That cow was muddy as fuck.

[BriBryontour]

@oddzag But he had style

[keniakeniakrueger]

got milk hã?

[BriBryontour]

@keniakeniakrueger Nice

[Asho87]

Ewww warm straight from the cow, and ya necked it!!

[BriBryontour]

@Asho87 Yes yes. I'm cool like that.

[Colleeflowerful]

Loved the puns :) Let's just say that I'm from the Dairy State in the U.S., so I know all about cows....blech.

[BriBryontour]

@Colleeflowerful Haha what's the dairy state? Forgive me poor knowledge of America

[smilinglimpet]

it's so herd to think of any cow puns that aren't cheesy...

[rachpaperscissors]

@smilinglimpet Brilliant! :P

[BriBryontour]

@smilinglimpet Spot on, Ed. Beautiful performance.

[thewildmoo]

What will you be getting up to in Melbourne?? It's an awesome city :D

[BriBryontour]

@thewildmoo Might host a wee youtube meet up of some sort!

[thewildmoo]

@BriBryontour sounds awesome :) Will you be making videos?

[ellie297]

when are you going to melbourne? thats exciting stuff. Carins is also beautiful. Let us know if you need a couch to sleep on in melbourne.

[BriBryontour]

@ellie297 OO awesome I'ma mail you! Melbourne at the end of may :)

[xBonesAreBeautiful]

if only they still milk the cows with hands, now all they use are machines! :(

[BriBryontour]

@xBonesAreBeautiful I know :(

[ilovetomdelongeX10]

that was sensual

[BriBryontour]

@ilovetomdelongeX10 Mmhmmm

[skyer0blue]

There is no place I would rather watch this than on MooTube

In your video it looks like the leather... I mean, weather are holding out nicely.

Oh dear these are bad... I better go run and HIDE so people don't steak me

[BriBryontour]

@skyer0blue Very nice puns my friend. Very nice.

[Danaabbee]

Your coming to Melbourne?! What about Canberra?!

[BriBryontour]

@Danaabbee Sorry :( Melbourne Sydney Brisbane and Cairns!

[Danaabbee]

@BriBryontour Its possible I might be able to go to Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane... This might be acceptable. :D

[Danaabbee]

Loved the cheesy cow jokes. That cow milking was quite lame though BryBri But good on you anyway. :)

[BriBryontour]

@Danaabbee I thought my cow milking was wonderful!

[Danaabbee]

@BriBryontour You did not use both hands! And you did not squeeze it right to get the maximum amount of milk possible! But I guess for a first timer it was a pretty special moment. ;) Hahaha I am impressed you drank straight out of the cows udder. I could not do that.

[AlexTheNerdyOne]

you are coming to australia?!?! How do I not know this, I'm obviously not paying enough attention. Any chance you will be coming to melbourne? :D

[BriBryontour]

@AlexTheNerdyOne Yes! End of May :) will know the exact dates of the trip soon

[AlexTheNerdyOne]

@BriBryontour :D :D :D This kind of made my night, in the least creepiest way possible I would like to say that I think you would be an awesome person to hug, thanks for being awesome *wanders off to scare other youtubers*

[BriBryontour]

@AlexTheNerdyOne *HUG*

[skyer0blue]

@BriBryontour are you coming to canberra?

[BriBryontour]

@skyer0blue Nay sorry :( Brisbane, Cairns, Melbourne and Sydney

[skyer0blue]

@BriBryontour nawww ok. well hope you have a great time down under!!

[ruchirawat]

No its not weird at all. Its adorable :D I love your accent.

[savisnotsocoollike]

when are you coming to brisbaneeee?

[BriBryontour]

@savisnotsocoollike May 25th!

[jen095]

were you wearing a jacket that has cow poo all over it? i must say, the cows asses were sexy.

[BriBryontour]

@jen095 I was indeed. Oh baby

[ruchirawat]

I love the way you say cow :D

[BriBryontour]

@ruchirawat ha do I say it weird?? Damn Irishness!