Grand Highblood has a problem.

[behappiful]

And...his pants...they fit?

[SwagadactylCB]

@Sypher782

I am a delusional child~

[SwagadactylCB]

How would he even know...? Wait.

Why are they together in the morning...?

*gasp* ISMELLYAOI.

[Sypher782]

@SwagadactylCB Because clearly, them talking about penises didnt give it away.

[NiGHTSfandom]

OBVIOUSLY they're talking about height, guise!

[DrCookieCrumbles]

Perfect Headcanon for the Grand Highblood bro

[SuperZergMan]

Is that... normal for a troll?

[Key2MyHeartless]

Nine inches can kill a human girl . .. be careful what you do bro. . . .XD

[DeathByZombiez]

You should be proud of this video.

[PancakeInaTinyCar]

All of my fear...

All of it...

[TheBubblegumPunk]

HA >:D



[TheSiaxpuppy]

O_O meep *blush*

[liveangel93]

*Insert reference to As the Weed Whacks here, because I can't think of anything witty enough ATM*

[WhenTheMoonFalls221]

My favorite part was Summoner's nickname.

[kittylunamewmew]

summoner brushing his teeth with indigo color toothbrush...care to explain?

[macey101catlover]

O.O what did i just watch?

[Leahkaikahasu]

headcannon voices obtained, that's really all there is to say on the matter. :D

[CoeurlToy]

I mean, anyone would feel like that when standing next to the Summoner

I mean, just LOOK at the size of those horns

[silverheart61]

One more reason why I love Gamzee and the SuBjUgUlAtOr!! <3

[K4RK4T3R3Z1]

17 feet dummy

[BlueSugarMaple]

17" where?

[GumiTheCarrot]

UMM...UMM...UMM....UMM...UMM..­.UMM...UMM...

[Elijah668]

OMG ITS A DICK JOKE

[oreokisses123]

@Elijah668

noooooooo...2tiil giiviin thumb2 up

[bloodyskullz120]

17 inches is a fucking dream!!!

[Tsumeify]

there's no 0:16

[VampireGirl67]

AND NOW YOU HAVE 17,000 VIEWS XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[FoxBaby1515]

Am I seriously the only one who understood that his waist is 17 inches, and didn't think dirty until I read the other comments?

[Abeticdi]

DA FUCK?



[dragonchic01]

w..t..f...?

[liljonasgirl14]

oh gawd *dies* 3

[MayuhoHiruhota]

Dude...do you KNOW how long that is for humans? Thats like... puting a gurafs neck up your *Beep*.

[dcg580]

I hope he means horn size e_0

[Sillylittleneko1]

@dcg580 umm Nope..its uhh..Well..Summoner has no gag reflex lets just say that XD

[MizuneSkellington]

17 inches holy shit!

[Rinabu72]

It took me a while to understand.... O.O

[PandaheroBD]

4 people are smaller than 17 inches.

[itachidogi]

030 he think 17 inches is small 0-0 i'd hate to hear whats big to him then

[bmacfan]

0-0 This is like....miracles.

[TheNulwraith]

I shitted so many bricks that they formed a house

[maxf234]

..I love how he called him Summi. xD

[vocaloidfreak2500]

hay grandy XD you look like Bill from tokio hotel XD

[KianaTheWarewolf]

Awwww Look at dat Subjagglator pouty face!! >//u//<

[ZettyZetZet]

"aPE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS,"...

lol typo.

[xDeliciousDemise]

L O L

[CosplayFinatics]

mabe its from the steroids you taking man.

[shadquartzthehedgie]

aPE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

[censoredlove99]

Mother of gog O.O

[HaileeHorrorPro]

ohya the video.....its...its only 17 seconds

[InsaneStar17]

@HaileeHorrorPro You have 17 likes

Oh

[HaileeHorrorPro]

@InsaneStar17 OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[HaileeHorrorPro]

TROLLOLOLOLOLOL xD

[deideisgirl59]

@cena5lifeyeah get the fuck off YouTube no one wants you here

[FlipSide4000]

XD

[nofood36]

lol, the vid is only 17 secounds long also.

[vwls100]

The Grand Highblood looks like Bill Kaulitz. there. I said it.

[kippehkun]

@vwls100  .....Cannot be unseen....

[brittygirlnc]

@kippehkun The awkward moment when I realize what you mean. o.e

[brittygirlnc]

@vwls100 I was thinking it the whole time.

[1Deathgirl]

@TheKobuchi dude where have you been,under a rock?? There's tons of PBJ or Tavzee or what ever the fuck their calling it that's besides the point. The point is that it's out there. Go on goigke,use bing,go on crappy fan art websites for jegus sake Do Something!!!!! And that is my rant if the day :3

[TheKobuchi]

@1Deathgirl yeah butim talking about for the ancestors man theres nothing for them

[deathrador]

MoThErFuCkEr ItS cOoL iM oNlY 13 iNcHeS...

tHeN aGaIn Im OnLy SiX sWeEpS...

[ShadowCyrsed]

I love his hairdo...

[SolinariXi]

I thought they were talking about their horns..... the ones on their heads.

[1234567pokemonmaster]

....thats a big problem.

[TheKobuchi]

if that was passed on to gamzee why hasnt anyone made a fanfic for gamxtav its all jhonxkarkat

[NyakuneYami]

@TheKobuchi You think there's no Tavzee out there? Where have you been?

[sfstein417]

so who knew what they were talking about from the start

[loudspeakerist]

Let me sit on ur lap and ill tell yah. ;D

[MMWTome]

That and that along would give me nightmares for a month!

"bUt I'm OnLy 17 InChEs..." WTF?!

[Nagami122]

...if you look carfuly at this vid next to summoner theres a pisces sign next to him =D~

[NeoCarbuncle]

I think he was referring to his hair.

(Alternate headcanon: Summoner has no gag reflex.)

[Sweetblood4u]

@NeoCarbuncle But why would you assume tha-

Oh....oh.

[shadowthenutjob]

17... not that small, gh.

[insanealienpunk]

damn

[CraftyTeo]

These voices are perfect!

[Venicexvee]

0,0 damn it what are you Russian? *shot for the hetalia refrence on a Homestuck video*

[alannadc1]

@Venicexvee *takes the shot for you, thumbs up* =7=~

[Venicexvee]

@alannadc1 hehe <3

[SiblingRivalrykids]

ME GUSTA

[TigrisISA]

I hate to shit all over you guys' homefuck parade, but the size of a bone-bulge doesn't matter at all.

[1234567pokemonmaster]

@TigrisISA your right. its HOW YOU USE IT. /shot/

[PoppenWig]

I dont get it " only 17 inched " o.O????

[1234567pokemonmaster]

@PoppenWig bone bulge :3

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

lol

[Totalcat7]

This video is 17 seconds long

[CrazySleepWalkerChic]

... But Im only 17 Inches....

>XD

[AkiraDranzer]

:T 

[Kittenswithpartyhats]

8( oh my

[xxXXedxwinryXXxx]

Technically, guys have 3 inches still inside of their bodies. So lets see, here. Average male- 6 inches (not including extra) , GHB-17, so if we think with ratios, that would be about....oh, 8.75294118 extra inches? So don't worry, GHB. You're all good.

[AshaneD98]

@xxXXedxwinryXXxx WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS

[XxHanyouxPridexX]

...................

[yaoicrusader]

so..is that when hes soft or hard?

[TheKobuchi]

btw wuts a "bonebulge"it sounds wierd like a anger vane or something...

[cuttlefishCutlery]

@TheKobuchi ...not exaaaaaaaactly...

[TheKobuchi]

what is the "small" thing of which he speaks. his ears height hair or are trolls really short i thought they were our size cuz the game draws them the same hieght as the people.

[801Milcah]

@TheKobuchi Dick.

[MISTtumbles]

@TheKobuchi I'm not sure if this is satire or not but I don't think it is so I'm going to answer seriously. It took me a couple seconds to figure it out, he's talking about his dick.

[3daysgracecraze]

hm...i knew he was my favoret :D and thanks for the head cannon

[G0ATFAC3]

How can the Summoner enunciate so clearly with a mouth full of toothpaste?

As for the Grand Highblood...

...Wow.

[Sypher782]

@G0ATFAC3 He must've swallowed it.

Th-the toothpaste I mean.

[SamuraiKirby10]

o.o seventeen....inches.....*heart stops*

[CronaGoesMeow]

XDD Oh gog that was horrible.....I love it!

[anime2kph]

Highblood. Why are you not in my bed. Get that sexy ass in my bed.

[AkatsukiLover321]

Holy shit Highblood. Now we know why your room's a rainbow.?.? o.O

[TheDarkhollowteme]

Ooh Mister Highblood ooh~ *swoon*

[RoseHeart1234]

In.. comparison to the rest of you, Grand Highblood? Yes.

In comparison to the average troll's... Fuck no.

[PandaBearInASuit]

TAVROS, HOW ARE YOU STILL ABLE TO WALK? oh wait... ohhhhhhhhh

[Sypher782]

@PandaBearInASuit I don't see Tavros anywhere in this video

[PandaBearInASuit]

@Sypher782 ...I would think Gamzee inherited that...

[delelta]

@Sypher782 Well yeah but grand high blood is related to gamzee so he must have past down those inches, you get it now? ;3

[bleachrebornfan13]

@Sypher782 It does however, explain why The Summoner needed to fly.

[MayuhoHiruhota]

WWHAT THE HOLLY FURY!??!!?

[sfstein417]

. . . . . sadly i knew what he was talking about from the begining

[VincentBagODonuts]

0_0

[JVroxhardcore]

I love the irony of the video being 17 seconds.

[pinkpunk1880]

@JVroxhardcore Loool!

[yurichan99x13]

cod summoner looks super smexy!

[AbeTheMightyFish]

This is /clearly/ concerning a headcanon that trolls are very small in comparison to humans, the grand highblood, a taller troll, is only seventeen inches tall including hair and horns.

why what were you all thinking~~~~?

[Sypher782]

@AbeTheMightyFish Then how big is his Bone Bulge?

[jayshock7]

@Sypher782

[AbeTheMightyFish]

@Sypher782 over nine thousand

[HeavyMetalHindu]

@Sypher782 he h8s all of the 8one 8ulge. All of it.

[NiimuraKyo1313]

well.....if I wasnt flushed for the highblood before....*flushed flushed flushed flushed* <3

[plantmageskelly]

ONLY 17 inches.

[RDawgsuperpro1996]

everytime someone posts that this vid is 17 seconds long, i always think they say inches O_o *cannot unthink*

[yamihikarilightdark9]

*laughs til she tears up*

*especially once she realizes the video is 17 seconds long*

[sfstein417]

the original PB&J :P

[saliorstar123]

17 in of what?

...Im such a prev...-_-"

[TramatizedPanda]

@saliorstar123

Lol.

Look at some of the comments.

They should help. xD

[snipercutey]

highblood - but im only 17in

me - WHOA FUCK WHY!!!!???!

[ChelShiChoo]

This video is 17 seconds long

:D

[ScarletFlamia]

OnO ...dowantplz.

[RiniWolf]

No wonder everyone calls him the sex god...

[ChocoboSasuke1]

i died watching this XD

[tigerXxlover123]

kjbv;kjzvdfiasghfdkadsg;fkjsdv­bfkljdsgbvfkhdsgfkj....highblo­od....HIGHBLOOD!!! NO YOUR NOT!!

[darknamine12]

HOLY FUCK this made my fucking day..... don't ask why >:3

[TheSupremelyEvilOne]

Can't tell if bragging...

[xxbloodyxangelsxx]

hahaha only 17 inches dam XD

[kanaismify]

*SPITS OUT TEA*

[gloomyUrsus]

BEST VIDEO EVER OH JESUS HAHAHASLDHLASHDLASKHA

[aliehstfd]

did I just scream THE ANSWER IS YES

[ThatCrazyBetch99]

I NEED TO FAVOURITE IT AGAIN

[NDepression]

"Aawwww, you adorable babu you're not small! Wait...oh... Oh... OH! Oh gog..."

[PandaBearInASuit]

uhh... thanks for burning images in my mind

FOREVER SCARRED

[capedluna]

O-O shit just got real.

[Nomascuro]

I,,,,, OH,,,, I LOVE YOU --

[Iyasenu]

Oh my Lord, that was fantastic.

I love the voices.

[QueenXOfXHearts77]

Wait...does that mean Gamzee-!!?!?!?

[12345wery]

@QueenXOfXHearts77 gamzee is 22 inches

[QueenXOfXHearts77]

@12345wery oh cod

[12345wery]

@QueenXOfXHearts77 and its 25" hard XD

[TweekxCraig4ever]

@12345wery Again... HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!

[TweekxCraig4ever]

@12345wery WHOA!!!!

WAIT... how do you know?

[TweekxCraig4ever]

@QueenXOfXHearts77 I believe it does...

BTW Do you realize that you have 69 likes on this comment? XD

[QueenXOfXHearts77]

@TweekxCraig4ever I DO. This means the Sufferer was here.

[TweekxCraig4ever]

@QueenXOfXHearts77 XD XD XD XD XD XD

[golcor]

0o0 LOL!!!

[XamiNaxamis]

i honestly thought the grad highblood was fat when i first saw him

i guess not

[AriaAsacura]

this<3333

[Murdocissoawesome]

i...i can't...what is this this i dont even--

seventee--!?

what i can't even--

[unit10251]

But I'm only 17 inches --cuts off. Best ending.

[Wolfgirl2help]

O.O ...S-seventeen?! Holy fuck, bro. That's.....wow.....

Nicely done by the by. I always love your vids!

[Roddiix]

This made my life and makes up for my extremely crappy day. xD I love your voice acting keep up the great work :D