Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade

[PrometheusV2]

Did they get the rabbit?

[Jnmcda0]

The chant the monks are doing is a Latin phrase that means "Holy Lord Jesus, grant them rest".

[54AgeOfRogue54]

And now ... *Looks at related videos* ... for something completely different.

[ShabbasDragoon]

One. Two. FIVE!!! :)

[bobmoore20]

@ShabbasDragoon three sir

[benjy152FM]

THAT'S NUMBERWANG!

[RocksterABC123]

@pumaturtle what about six?

[coolbreeze922]

Five is right out!

[playram1]

Fallout New Vegas

[PedroTulio1]

"Oh lord, bless this hand grenade, and with it thou shall blow your enemy into tiny bits, IN THY MERCY ... " LOL !!!!!!!

[ZELDAandMARIOfan]

me : one, two, FIVE

friend on xbox live : THREE SIR!!!

me : three!!! *throws grenade*

[ZELDAandMARIOfan]

@ZELDAandMARIOfan that was on Gears of War 2 by the way <.<

[matti24680]

funny

[minecraftzombe]

@Kubakaiser 3 sir.

[EliteComments]

Apple of eden....

[Idontreallycare80]

@EliteComments The apple of eden was more baseball shaped.

[KnightMage]

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem

[ResultofSquffie]

Anyone else wonder why they only have one Holy Hand Grenade? I mean, it would work wonders on the French Castle's walls...

[Sonecainator]

Everytime somebody says this is from Worms, a cute little cat die!

[britishpony101]

i got 99 dislikes and a problem aint one

[Kubakaiser]

Grail, Brian and Meaning of Life are five great movies from Monty Python.

[LordKamina2]

@Kubakaiser personally I didn't get or like the meaning of life

[czs5056]

@Kubakaiser 3 my liege

[Kubakaiser]

@czs5056 Right, three.

[Novidify]

Crazy question, but when they start chanting what is the thing the monk behind the grenade bearer is swinging? An incense burner of some kind I think but what is it's specific name?

[RidinHighSince89]

@Novidify a "thurible". and the guy swinging it is called the "thurifer". the more you know!

[fatalistjohannes]

@Novidify It is called Thurible.

[Jnmcda0]

@Novidify It is called a censer or, in the Catholic Church, it is called a thurible. And, yes, it is used for burning incense.

[Gunnarr123abc]

@Jnmcda0 you probably will never see a thurible in a catholic church though :P

[MrRexel14]

1.2.5! 

[Scout4958]

@MrRexel14 three, sir!

[yerzh375]

Before the explosion it should sing "HALLELUJAH!"

[hidrokiliak]

@yerzh375 Worms ref.

[RbyRngadh8r]

I'm sorry, but when the monks chant, all I hear is "He ate Assholes an Dog Weiner".

[MsXizan]

@RbyRngadh8r Because you don't understand LATIN!

[KraytdragonPearlz]

WORMS!!! :D

[MrBlah15000]

Brother says "three" five times. there are 5 knights in the frame where Arthur throws the grenade. there are 3 clergymen in the scene.

they go to verse 9 through 21. 2+1=3 and 3*3=9.

No wonder Arthur got confused.

[jumpercable95]

TAKE THAT MUTHAFUKIN RABBIT!!!!

[dodgeydrinks999]

This thing is in worms as well :3

[BUDDYLEEJUNIOR]

Tim Tebow just used one of these rigs on the Steelers.

[ShoveYouInMyCloset]

1, 2, 5, "Three sir." 3!!!

[antoly700]

thay had hand grenades back then? damn

[propanobend]

Just realised, it's the same as the one in worms :D

[SPRIOTHEWARRIOR]

1...2...5!.............3?!?!

[tomnow92]

WORMS!

[questhero101]

5 is right out!

XD

[GhostLink92]

Yes. OK, I know it's in New Vegas. What I'm saying is that it would be a lot more appropriate to put in a setting like Skyrim's.

[HandballGal]

And orangutans and fruit bats... 0.o

[scRaTcHvsWU]

There also was a Holy Hand Grenade easter egg in the old Fallout ;)

[stevenscottoddballz]

@scRaTcHvsWU

Aw, COOL!

[scRaTcHvsWU]

@stevenscottoddballz btw. if you are interested here's a video of it - /watch?v=NrFt5mbI-9Q

I think it was the most powerful weapon in the whole game with the 300-500 dmg :))

[stevenscottoddballz]

@scRaTcHvsWU

NICE! THANK you for telling me!

[muse4life61]

@stevenscottoddballz i love this clip funny as hell.

[gpoquiztube]

Catholic is upgraded christian *smug face

[Spades71392]

98 people got blown up by the holy hand grenade....

[Ateamgrl]

Im wondering if that is a real song. im not catholic...

Go Baptist !!!

[MrCrimsonLance]

"Pee in yes so dog wiener...."

[stevenscottoddballz]

@MrCrimsonLance

Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem

[MrCrimsonLance]

@stevenscottoddballz

Okay...that's cool and all, but i'm just saying what i think it sounds like...

[afruitlesshippo]

*throws grenade* *choir plays* BOOM!!

[stevenscottoddballz]

@afruitlesshippo

have you ever played ShellShock Live? There's a Holy Grenade in that game!

[KillaNinja0]

i used to be on a quest for the holy grail.. then i took an arrow to the NI

[doomcatrocks1]

1.... 2.... 5!!! 3 sir... 3!!!

[thehonorablereese]

5 is right out!

[rugra1000]

awwwwwwww they blew up the bunny

[B1SCOOP]

I used Holy Hand Grenade in Killing Floor. Powerful weapon.

[ElliotK0]

98 people counted more or less then three. 

[IIJacksonMichael]

Who being naughty in my sight shall snuff it

[PajamaLlamas]

Then thou shall count to three. No more, No less. Three shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch towards thy foe who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[ZMWinkler]

watching the holy handgrenade of antioch from antioch...

[lolcopter1911]

@ZMWinkler ANTIOCHCEPTION.

[Stoner075]

@ZMWinkler ( :

[slaycows]

Shut up, and go and clean your armor...

[ModderWarfare2]

how the heck did halo lore get me here? ehhh, im just gonna go with it.

[killthrillabs]

So this is where the WORMS grenade came from :D

[zxsSharpie]

i have the holy handgrenade in skyrim, when u put in your console or pc count to 3 not 4 or 2 only with the accepting that that then it would proceed to 3 will your holy handgrenade appear in your inventory as a power which you can use once a day

[josiahtoce777]

...and boom goes the dynamite

[GhostLink92]

Why wasn't this in Skyrim?

[kingofkilps]

@GhostLink92 it was in fallout new vegas if you have a specail perk in the start of the game 'wild wasteland'

[packer885]

@GhostLink92 its in fallout: new vegas



[shankful1]

@GhostLink92 Hehe, it was in New Vegas. at the church... a month before skyrim...hehehe

[IToe4Kids]

@GhostLink92 It's in Fallout New Vegas.

[Dvorak879]

@GhostLink92 Bethesda put a reference to this in New Vegas already.

[undeadpencils]

@GhostLink92 it was then then i took an arrow to the knee

[MrKiraguy]

@GhostLink92 was in new vegas



[TheMassFragg]

@GhostLink92 The developers were going to put it in, then they... well you got the rest.

[sourcreampsycho128]

@GhostLink92 Of course!

The holy hand grenade of Akatosh!

[jimifloydzeppelin]

@GhostLink92 Because it's in Fallout: New Vegas :)

[demomaniac13]

@GhostLink92 they are in fallout new vegas

[GhostLink92]

@GhostLink92 I KNOW IT WAS IN NEW VEGAS!

[Ateamgrl]

Dear santa:

please bring me a holy hand grenade for christmas

or a normal one.

ateamgrl

[lunarfrog2]

And so ended the year of the rabbit.

[IAmTheStig320]

98 people didn't take the Wild Wasteland trait.

[FireTalon24]

How about all the little bitchy girls shut the fuck up

[TheEmmylou29]

it da H.H.G!

[CJstudios8837]

@Fannywikstrom95 you don't need to write the whole video subtitles down we can hear it you know!

[timjamesmackenzie]

Mature for my age? Again with the age comments. older and wiser says Im right. Your too young to know etc etc. But c'mon. Im watching Monty python and you question my maturity?

[Fannywikstrom95]

"Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three..FOUR shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. FIVE is RIGHT OUT! ONCE the number three, being the third number be reached the lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"

[timjamesmackenzie]

@Fannywikstrom95 qoute a little bit, not the whole damn thing. Do you think we missed it? Do you think we wondered what was being said and are gratefull you wrote down the script?

[Fannywikstrom95]

@timjamesmackenzie For your information, old man, I can comment the whole thing if I want to. Go get a life instead of complaining on 16 year olds on Youtube. I didn't even quote the whole thing! I quoted the part when he talks about that he should count to three, and what's so funny about it is the fact that he repeats it so many times, THAT'S why I quoted the whole thing. Now go complain somewhere else.

[timjamesmackenzie]

@Fannywikstrom95 cos age is relevent. I'll hang around here and troll you. Wish more people would cos seeing the top comment is just a long quote from the vid is crap. Come up with something originall and gain respect for your own work.

[Fannywikstrom95]

@timjamesmackenzie Well, you've got 65 people saying you're wrong. How does it feel? Sitting on the internet trying to convince people you're right when apparently you're very much wrong.

And then for that original part you talked about; (Yes, I don't know if you were aware of this, but I'ts spelled with one l, so is grateful)

In this case, I didn't want to be original, I wanted to quote it, I think it's funny, now stop being a bitch about it.

[timjamesmackenzie]

@Fannywikstrom95 Oh you got me good. 65 people suck balls for a living. But thats ok, its still a very small percentage of 1,735,557 so thees still hope in humanity.

[Fannywikstrom95]

@timjamesmackenzie Haha, oh you're so mature for your age!:) yeah well come back when your comment gets 65+ likes

[purplebananafish]

"Five is RIGHT OUT"

[The1andOnlyCG]

"...who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[titomunibarca]

98 people did not proceed to 3

[MsTexasOne]

I love that it is the words of Saint Atilla.

[BlazeBolt16]

kids nowadays have NO idea what they're missing

[tjrocker14]

ah yes what could be more holy then a HAND GRENADE lol love monty python

[ThePlatoon4]

thou shall not fuck with thy neighbour's wife or thou shall recieve thy holy ass wooping.

[rofflemows2]

lol, if the Holy Hand Grenade was already used once...how is it being used again? o.0

oh, right...it's a divine miracle. silly me :D

[kanjiguy106]

@rofflemows2

Who said that there was only one?

[MrTdesupppii]

@9999Turtleman

THREE SIR!!!

[9999Turtleman]

ONE, TWO, FIVE!!!

[DafyddCymraeg]

97 rabbits disliked this video.

[tritonrocks]

Go now before I taunt you a second time...

[MagpulFTW]

piece of eden

[Quickcall]

97 people counted to 4.

[DamianRyan651]

Brother maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade!

[ajg95]

Open the book to the right page on the first try... LIKE A BOSS!

[100164]

97 people hate fun

[olddog5655]

Armements Chapter 2 verses 9-21:

And saint camelot raised the hand grenade up on high saying, O lord bless this thy hand grenade and thy withist thy blow the enemy to tiny bits in my mercy and the lord did reign and did feast opon the lambs and stoths, (?) and carpse, and antribies, (??) and aroundotenths(???), and breakfast cereal, and fruit baths,- Just brother, - And the lord spank sain, thy shall take out the holy pin, then shall count to three, no more no less.. One Two FIVE three sr THREE

[voldemortsnipple69]

@olddog5655 *anchovies

*orangutans

*fruit bats

*sir

[x101807x]

@olddog5655 Saint Attila.

and the lord did grin.

lambs, sloths, carp, anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.

[stevinatornl]

When in a certain armed force and you are on a live grenade range, never quote the Monty Python holy hand grenade of Antioch bit. Even though it's a spent grenade the instructors take their jobs very seriously and will tackle you without the least bit of hesitation

[DamianRyan651]

@stevinatornl .... did you just copy the comment previous to yours?

[ramtopsman]

When in a certain armed force and you are on a live grenade range, never quote the Monty Python holy hand grenade of Antioch bit. Even though it's a spent grenade the instructors take their jobs very seriously and will tackle you without the least bit of hesitation. "Learn From My Fail"

[juppipoju]

Meh Fallout had better

[pokemaster123ism]

thumbs up for the holy hand grenade in TF2

[TheSilence420i]

12 verses just for teaching someone to use the holy hand grenade...

[WillRennar]

And the Lord spake saying, "Thy 96 dislikers, being naughty in my sight...shall snuff it."

Aaaand I'm going to Hell.

[yoyocomedy]

I believe EVERYONE involved in this film was on Cloud 9 the entire time

[jfloppyfish]

"Those who are naughty in my sight...shall snuff it. Amen" lol laugh every time

[xolius]

95 people counted to 5

[MrButtloaf]

...and the people did feast upon the lambs, and slothes, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.."

[xNeroTheSablex]

This is how I felt when Skyrim came out.

[Masterlink981]

@xNeroTheSablex Imagine if there was a Monty Python DLC for Skyrim.... LOL

[gamer4567]

@Masterlink981 We should really push for that idea man!

[Masterlink981]

@gamer4567 Imagine, 1-2-5.... 3!!!! *kills bunny* And killer bunnies.

[H0L0S]

@Masterlink981 Hell yes



[TCall2004]

He counts like Rick Perry does....except he can get to five.

[deadlytaco1]

*plays fallout new vegas with wild wasteland on*

*goes under church and fines holy hand grenades*

Me: :D

[TheKIWIRodriguez]

Completely harmless in the hands of Rick Perry!!! LOL!!!

[wigglesmytiggles]

OK He says 1 2 5! (3 sir) 3!! Well count that out It took five seconds what an odd conspiracy



[vampiratelord101]

1.. 2.. 5.. "three sir" ..3!

[locoace3]

love Monty Python, it's the best :D love brit comedy

[ownzz33]

and shall the evil that thy holy grenade is land it on gonna wash it out amen

[ownzz33]

in the First Place why the granade is holy but if is i want to have 90 of them keep just in case of

zombies

amen

[mranonam]

How the hell do you get a top comment just by (incorrectly) quoting the damn video?

[orken7]

@mranonam because people have low standards. For some reason, they love it when people quote the video, and they especialy live long quotes because they admire that someone took the time to write it all down. I only share this admiration if they actually get it right though. A top comment should be a witty response to the video, not just a copy from the video.

[camowarrior100]

So wish I had the Holy hand grenade at times would make life so much easier.

[mst3KGf]

"And the Lord did grin..."

For some reason, that line always cracks me up.

[DreadnoughtOne1]

94 people have been determined as being 'naughty in our sight'...and we all know what that means for them...

[cryoutBenehime]

@borisjakovljevic i remember I spent years wondering whose bright idea that grenade was, then when I was about 14 I watched this and thought "THATS EPIC"

[bikutorusan]

@borisjakovljevic *shwoof... BOINK, boink boink b-b-b-boink...* ... HAAAALELUYAH! *booom!*

[leon34384]

@borisjakovljevic your serbian, croatian or bosnian aren't you. I am bosnian

[borisjakovljevic]

@leon34384 Ja sam iz Beograda. :)

[Jarrah213]

now this is what i need in halo

[raydlevel5]

5 is right out.

[RonaldoLancer]

this brother is also the main knight of the Knights of Ni

lol

[bonzo874]

@RonaldoLancer NI !

[RonaldoLancer]

@bonzo874 What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say NI at will to an old woman. I am a Shrubber. My name is Peter, the Shrubber. Roger is my cousin

[RonaldoLancer]

No. 94 people counted to 5.

[MPieter88]

Would have been funny as hell if they spent a shit-long time argueing when they were counting to 5

[13inchpenis69]

st antioch? I thought that antioch was the place where the holy la-hand grenade was found....

st attila, 00:54

[Masterlink981]

In Soviet Vrussia, ze lambs, sloths, orangutans, anchovies, breakfast cereals, and ze fruit bats feast upon.... YOU HU HU!

[DamnedDirector]

1! 2! 5!

[er296]

94 people are naughty in God's sight. ;)

[Scythemeup]

HALILUJAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

[DarkSunSentinels]

any the bunny's corpse smacks into the cave wall at the very end

[Gabebarnes206]

1! 2! 5! 3!!!

[chillyinvader]

Fallout new Vegas bought me here when I went to campsearchlite church basement and got thy holy hamdgrenade...I like the sight that says count to 5(crossed out) 3