Future Date

[sqweebel1]

Derrick Acosta's Youtube channel: favoring not giving a shit over quantity and quality since 2008

[Nikotehwolf]

@sqweebel1 fuck off

[dizzerdo]

@sqweebel1 Nice way to copy the top comment, dumbass.

[orangespriteman]

Who's the lady next to Rocco?

[knifewieldingwomen]

Oh man shes so hawt too

[lylatfox4]

amazing

[Zydake654]

frank sounds like a woman

[chiborib0]

Germany 2 - The Sequel

[wasashisanbaka123456]

this is great.

[Budgetgravy]

OF UUURTH

[jermin8tor]

oh i get it, accents.. this was the skit. huh.

[wwwwhhhhoooo]

Wow u kinda sound like Timmy from WKUK...  Anyways, cool vid!

[estonolodigo]

Nice.

[Serbitar]

i love how his parents are trying to get him layed!

well edited too.

[HackGar]

lol frank

[bobolandi]

this worked for me last night

[AnkelzFilms]

*skips to the middle to see michelle*

[iamcoolstephen1234]

the girl he was dating is super cute ^_^

[ThePigBros]

Frank loses a lot of weight in the future.

[danetucker]

Rocco is Frenk's dad?! This explains everything.

[GraDiZzle13]

Dillon obviously got his fathers looks

[VMonkies]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND A NEW WAY TO CARRY MONEY. THANKS ROCCO.

[jermin8tor]

was this the skit?

[72393pac]

this ploy works once in awhile

[tofum8]

ha ha oh i get it that is really funny i LOL'd.

[BlackOut0189]

So the joke is that they're his parents? And it's funny because that's weird that they're helping him have sex?

Riiight?

[ryan57693]

Derrick Acosta's Youtube channel: favoring quality over quantity since 2008.

[VillexxsYn]

After the events shown, Janet met Garrett. Great moments in hookup history

[FireProMMA]

Probably on par with "The Roommate", step below Batman 3 Trailer

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

Janet :)

[Nlotus]

This only works 20% of the time.

[brittanybeauchamp]

hahahahaha, i love this. :)

[GDemon]

So where is the punchline... or something?

[craigbo180]

@GDemon The main punchline is at the end of the video, this however does mean you will have to watch it for 3 minutes. I hope its not too taxing.

[solarflare22]

"A piece so magical, you'll think twice before watching it. Then you'll watch it twice."

[J8Re]

Frank my boy you are a ladies man, Janet just doesn't know how to profess her love for you without Garrett finding out, just keep drinking your Buckley's medicine and Janet will soon come to you, Derrick stay Gold.

[herojoe1000]

I wish my mom and dad would help me get poon tang.

[2xSOdama]

pretty captivating actually! great job bringin out the best out of frank's writing derrick

[AnkelzFilms]

dude. nicole. nicole.

[Snake711cool]

THIS IS THIS SHIT!!!

[shadupp]

Janet won't have sex with you Frank!:

1. She's Garrett's girlfriend!

2. U HAZN'T REECHED POOBURTY YET OHAOHOHHOHO

[Juhsayngul]

this is fab

[Billstrademark]

brilliant

[TheKevinwashere]

has frank entered puberty yet???

[mig182]

dylan is gay... RIP

[DruidFire505]

IS THAT ROOCKO?

[AnalFuckingCow]

Derrik is god

[TheHunter14792]

now that it has to happen ill be the canadian to launch that nuke.. peace out germany ii

[Nostalgamagic]

Whenever I get a video from goosetoffoh I go "Who the FUCK is that", but then I see that it is Derrick.

You should upload more vids.

[officialunofficial]

Best plot twist ever.

[ColdShoulderMedia]

Funny, though it's weird to see such scripted material from all of you.

You might want to use a few less cuts in the future, it was spliced like a transformers action sequence.

[DjSnackFlash]

Oh yesssss! I laughed my ass off big time. The acting is totally on point. And the script is super awesome. Greetings from Germany

[yipdoo]

Was that sound effect from Deadly Premonition?

[BOBandRyProductions]

A new Derrick video is more rare than seeing Dick Clark on TV.

[HackGar]

ehhh. i don't really like frank's sense of humor

[FrenkHooley]

@HackGar Sorry for not writing a sketch about video games.

[janthemermaid]

@FrenkHooley you'll go far because you can think outside just your immediate interests. nice job, frenk.

[anonymork]

The Dollar Bill wrapped around Rocco's glasses is the nicest touch, Derrick.

[donutplay]

i thought my eyes deceived me when i saw a video from derrick in my sub-box

[EyeAmAhab]

Who is this again? I forget subscribing to this channel... How dot hey know the Mega 64 guy--- ohhhhhhhhhhh that's right.

[EyeAmAhab]

Who is this again? I forget subscribing to this channel... How dot hey know the Mega 64 guy--- ohhhhhhhhhhh that's right.

[MyFedus]

Is Janet cheating on Garrett???

[Nookn12345]

Cant wait for your 2012 Video Derrick!

[Meelad360]

I want "There Will Be Fucks" to be Derrick's next 'deo.

"YOU SUCK IT UP! YOU SUCK IT ALL UP!"

[Max2323232]

@Meelad360 My dick goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the way across the room

[peza16]

I give this 'deo 4 out of 5 popcorn shakers!

[FcMovies]

Brilliant.

[TheOriginalFerret]

A girl not charmed by that elaborate of a subduction is not worth the lay

[PowerbootW00T]

Great video, Derrick.

[PowerbootW00T]

Derrick is alive?

[hedfonezz]

i need more crakes

[JigsawDaMan]

Germany 2? What happened to Germany 1 ?

[PowerbootW00T]

@JigsawDaMan more radiation? maybe

[DarkJosh1989]

That was incredibly awesome. Hilarious stuff.

[DeeReeve]

So now we know it wasnt Janet that Bryan was hearing in his video

[ThePoolGuy44]

the comment section is turning in a vintage meme feast

[jonnyblaze142]

why the fuck is she with garrett?

does she like his pokedex-fannypack?

[janthemermaid]

@jonnyblaze142 i love his pokedex-fannypack.

[XghunterX]

@janthemermaid hahahaha thanks babe!

[jonnyblaze142]

@XghunterX

you ruin every podcast

[XghunterX]

@jonnyblaze142 than stop watching

[jonnyblaze142]

@XghunterX

i did. a lot of people did.

[sauroner112]

@jonnyblaze142 who? give me names.

[untamedgoose]

@jonnyblaze142

fuck off garret makes the podcast

[sauroner112]

@jonnyblaze142 you're dumb

[TheMrNamefag]

@jonnyblaze142

Garrett is the podcast's eye candy.

[shadupp]

@jonnyblaze142 are you fucking high? Garrett is funny as fuck!

[FUNNYMAN8888]

"this made my dick hurt!"

-Robert Ebert

[atepope2]

His mom is hot as SHIT. Then I grabbed her and threw her against the window so hard the she actually went THROUGH the blinds and hit the window.

[MrD0m1n0]

I wonder what Lights Camera Jackson thinks of this.

[shampoohat]

shes so rachael leigh cook

[lovelessexe]

nice tags

[sleepingtrinity]

i saw that derrick liked "a very duggar wedding" last night, so i watched all of his uploads in preparation for this.

i knew it was coming.

[Daver14X]

I laughed wayyyy harder than I ever expected to. There's a specific style of comedy that only Derrick gets, and he delivered.

[MrHarvP]

It was well worth the wait Derrick.

[VenomFro]

She needed that good night's sleep to watch inception

[joeshmoe2121]

Acting genious, would watch again.

[blinddank]

All parts awesome.

[ItsFizikal]

Can Frank write everything for Mega64 now?

[smpowis]

@ItsFizikal Frank, future president of the universe.

[theInsaneDoctor]

Better than Rocco's lipstick videos.

[Forbidden5]

Fucking awesome.

[LikeClockwerk]

LUVED THE VID MANG

[Microwavish]

frank wrote a story where he dates garrett's girlfriend? preeetty creepy

[shadupp]

Garrett's gonna kill Frank

[FishBeakOHYEAAA]

That was awesome!

[ryukukuku]

That was good.

[Maddacheb]

its official, garrets channel is the best

[zombeh42]

When you post a video it's like Christmas but better.

[TheHaddockbanker]

But the future refused to change.

[TowbexD]

Okay, who be screwing she?

[TranquilVision]

Alright who's fuckin' the other her?

[TranquilVision]

Alright who's fuckin' her?

[Aarownd]

When I saw the uploader, I freaked the fuck out, it was like the next Harry Potter book came out and you didn't know!

[LotsOfNine]

See ya next year Derrick!

[udiie]

Derrick has the highest production quality.

Shawn has it somewhere in the middle.

and Rocco just uploads everything.

[gtamikesvideos]

very good

[colbyseattle]

Good job Frank and Derrick!

[Hampsterboy420]

Every one of Derrick's videos are worth the wait.

[comrieharlemaster12]

hah like any girl who dates garret would reject some dick from a real man

[DrSnaqrite]

Great, now we can't stop germany II. thanks nikki

[bigp132]

I haven't seen a Derrick Acosta original in a loong time.

[smashbamf1]

Mom? Dad? WHAT??

[astroblackable]

"A masterpiece , a captivating story that pulled me from the start "

"Black Swan? More like Black  "Go suck on Derrick's Cock" Swan."

" Makes social network look like transformers 2"

[stintzi]

I enjoy your videos

[Cook3777]

oh wow, i saw frank perform this at UCB. really good stuff.

[bitchfacerecs]

haha great stuff

[TwistedNailsOfFaith]

Once again, carrying on the proud tradition of consistently making the best videos. That shit was fuckin' funny.

[bilasic]

I really want to know what future accents sound like.

[Budgetgravy]

I guess you could say I'm a fan of these videos.

[NsiderCustomrobo13]

Great as always, Derrick. Your personal videos are always worth the wait.

[fisho77]

Finally a new vid.

[Warmturkeysandwich]

Emails

[Silent7hinker]

This tingle in my pants. It consumes me.

[Z7271227]

BAM