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  • yzz

    

  • wesleyan shirt!

  • If the first tip dressing like a schizophrenic homosexual?

  • 184 people got their toes licked

  • Did anyone else notice that Amir is wearing two pairs of sunglasses? LOL

  • wow that Intro was ace!

  • Lace underwear, lightweight, sexy. Not that uncomfortable 

  • indiana wesleyan bitches <3

  • "is the first tip dressing like a schizophrenic homosexual?

  • @Rudyisawesome1

    God that is so funny. Where did you hear that great line?!?! Certainly not in the video we all just watched..

  • @nyrfan3530 Dont be a dick :P

  • 1:08 jake has a tattoo on his left arm LOL

  • What the hell kinda boss wouldnt fire him???!?!?!?!?

  • Press 3 rapidly for Jakes favorite thing in the world, and 5 is how he touch them. If you press 7 rapidly you hear Amirs favorite thing, press 2 rapidly too see his reaction when he meets one!

  • is Amir like Kassemg better brother?

  • what's that tattoo jake has on his arm?

  • more like 6 for jake !

  • i..just.i.........there....gah­....this show hurts my brain so much T_T

  • I used to dress like a schizophrenic homosexual, but then I took a arrow to the knee XD

  • press 9 for ghost chair

  • wow im the 907,000 viewer

  • 20th Episode Watched. I can see why Amir is fucked up.

  • the days they use to be hilarious i miss those days :(

  • click 2

  • im schizophrenic and i dont dress like that jake >:(

  • @qrrbrbirbel1 are you a schizophrenic homosexual?

  • Oh wait nvm black glasses.

  • Am I the only one who noticed Amir is wearing White AND Black sunglasses.

  • @Toughcookie2134 because those are his normal glasses.

  • click 0 a lot of times and she will say anis

  • ..skizos are people 2

  • LOL @ the intro.

  • 3 am It just keeps getting funnier

  • penis

  • at the end was he tryign to suck his dick XD

  • Leos hate having our toes licked amir

  • .....Jake accusing Amir of being feminine.... 1.08 .... Nice butterfly Tattoo you have there Jake ;)

  • "the little brain power that you have"

    greatest win jake casted on amir ever

  • nice dress and I WANT HIS SHADES :D

  • press 1 for amirs favourite thing

  • this was the first jake and amir video I watched. got me hooked forever.

  • He looks like chow off of hangover LOL

  • Wat the fucking heck!

  • @chlomyster21 you say fuck but not hell? LOL

  • Awh I miss the old office:(

  • @collagehumor umm... The butterfly on Jake's arm, is the a reason that's there? Please answer... It's sorta important.

  • OMG You're A Fucking Dumb Cunt

  • Best intro Ever!!

  • Did anyone else see the butterfly on jakes wrist :)

  • lace underwear. lightweight sexy. your wearing that right now? yizzzz. rofl.

  • this would made on my birth day!

  • @ToasterRooster HAPPY WAY TOO EARLY BIRTHDAY THEN!LOL

  • Intro is class!

  • ah, this was the first collegehumor video i ever saw....memories :')

  • best intro ever

  • press 3 rapidly for jakes favorite thing and 7 rapidly for amirs :)

  • @escott071 hold down 5 to see what he does to his favorite thing

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  • @escott071 haha, good show sir or madam.

  • @escott071 didn't work just skipped to parts of the video

  • @Sharkbait450 shit i hate how youtube's changed it

  • i finished my homework THEN watched college humor. yeah im badass

  • @everyone Anyone noticed Im a youtube comment celeb?

  • I have a ten page book report due in like 10 hours...you know the rest

  • Deffs. Way. better. than studying haha

  • ohhhh my god i should be doing homework right now 

  • amir...<3

  • I love how he has 2 pairs of sunglasses B)

  • @ItzMaddie1212 One aree his actual glasses

  • @TomJJ95 I dunno, shoe polish maybe?

  • @mha1john their skits are jokes, don't take everything so seriously man and just laugh

  • How did Amir lick Jake's toes? 0:03 he's wearing shoes :/

  • whats on jakes arm 1:08

  • CHUCK NORRIS !

  • Sozard \/ you sound like my mum \/ \/ \/

  • The thing that irratates me most about Amir is that he thinks he's right. Doing anything dangerous that could cause him or Jake death, distress or distraction, he thinks it's okay.

  • amir's wearing to pairs of glasses and we all noticed the girl's dress in front

  • Jake has a tattoo ?

  • I like it when he says "jeez" haha!

  • lmao best intro xD

  • NO! SCARING PEOPLE LIKE LICKING THEIR TOES!

  • @person107 You're*. Learn while you're still in middle school, high school is impossible without middle school knowledge.

  • XD wonderful

  • Does Jake have a plan b tattoo on his forearm?

  • damn jake looks good in this one

  • Were is Amir from

  • That's what Jake assumes a schizophrenic homosexual would look like? lol ... Okay then ...

  • Ew...

  • Jake has a tattoo on his hand

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  • I like the old ones more..

    

  • i always wondered, in the old jake and amir episodes, did they establish from from one angle, and shoot the rest from the direct opposite angle for a reason other than to troll us?

  • 1:15...awesome

  • lol... that was so disturbing

  • I'm a schizophrenic homosexual and I find this offensive.

  • Does Jake have a butterfly tattoo on his arm??

  • haha jakes wearing the same shirt as he does in Fired

  • Videoption ?

  • 0:24 If thats not a HGG reference then I am a carrot.

    A blue carrot.

  • I've been watching Jake and Amir for so long I'm starting to ship them.

  • Anyone noticed the guy behind Amir isnt wearing any pants?

  • @Abdelrahman1993

    So you mean...instead of pants he's wearing shorts?

  • @WixkedLovy LOL, he looks nude to me.

  • @Abdelrahman1993 They're tan shorts mate.

  • @XCyberProX number 100

  • @XCyberProX Yea, but thats not as funny

  • @Abdelrahman1993 uh... shorts?

  • @Kanthir Yep. Yay, you get a lovely cookie ;)

  • @Abdelrahman1993 its called shorts

  • @charlz41195 However, its not pants... am i right?

  • @Abdelrahman1993 0:05 ya he is...

  • @theazn07 its not pants.. its shorts :) so technically his not wearing any pants.

  • @Abdelrahman1993 what? lol he's wearing long black pants..

  • @theazn07 youre retarded.

  • @Abdelrahman1993 he's wanking ;)

  • @Abdelrahman1993 That's cuz he has kaki coloured shorts on.... O_o

  • @Abdelrahman1993 Shorts bro, They are some shorts he's got on.

  • @Abdelrahman1993 Yes he is :s

  • @Abdelrahman1993 He's wearing shorts, dumb fuck.

  • @teh1337storm Did i say he wasnt wearing any shorts? i said isnt wearing pants.. LOL

  • @Abdelrahman1993 Shorts are pants. There's no reason to make a comment like that if you were notifying anyone on the fact that someone is wearing a variation of clothing from the norm in the room.

  • @teh1337storm Umad? Broski?

  • @Abdelrahman1993 Haha he's wearing shorts you homo

  • @Abdelrahman1993 lol ur retarded

  • @person107 U mad? i aint even mad

  • @Abdelrahman1993 Called shorts dumb-ass

  • @Abdelrahman1993 he wearing khaki shorts dude....

  • @Abdelrahman1993 Anyone notice people like you try to get thumbs up by saying "Anyone notice..(obscure observation)?"

  • @ownerer311 Are you jealous or something? First time i watched it i actually thought he wasnt wearing anything.

  • @Abdelrahman1993 We came to watch Jake & Amir not their background.

  • @Abdelrahman1993 their shorts..

  • does jake have a tattoo on his left arm?

  • @LiLNetworker butter flY!!!!!!!!!

  • 42 = The answer to everything and EVERYTHING in life.

    tip number 42 = Laced underwear.

    Therefore, Laced underwear = The answer to everything and EVERYTHING in life.

  • haha for a second i thought his shirt said "WESLEY CHAN" on it <3

  • i LOVE when boys act gay! SO funny!

  • I just ate a whole can of corn.

  • schizophrenic homosexual

  • Sarah - "Hey, this is Sarah-"

    Me - "WHAT the eff is she doing here?!"

  • suitcase

  • OH MY GOD YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMB CUNT!

  • Does anyone remember the episode where jake asks amir to spell something, and the first letter amir says is "swie"? if you know of this episode could you please let me know the title? thanks

  • i have such a crush on jake. its ridiculous.

  • @loleyeduntcare just amir. I think jake is christian or something, it tells you in one of the hardly workings

  • 1:09 jake has a butterfly tattoo haha

  • @blueberrysnow137 oh god please tell me thats not real, i draw stuff on my arm with sharpie all the time so it could be fake.

  • it's your divaaaa day!!

  • Haha, I would love to have a best friend like Amir :3

  • @filecabinet33 Me too. Then I'd crack myself laughing

  • he bit jakes helmet?

  • THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST FUCKIN JAKE AND AMIR INTRO EVER, I LOLED SO HARD :D

  • I want to know exactly how much these guys make... its probably not enough

  • 0:29 best part

  • Amir, I love you!!! I think both Jake and Amir are Jewish! awesome! :)

  • @ithMaurita101 Shut the fuck up no one wants to hear your dumbass advertisements.

  • lol wut?

  • jake is yummy. :)

  • Go Leos W00T

  • waz this a gay joke?

  • I'm gonna go scare some people.

  • Amir: you are a fucking dumb cunt...Jake: Wow

  • Da notare la persona dietro ad Amir in mutande

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  • Leo powa!

  • I'm a leo too :)

  • Did Jake go to Wesleyan? I'm so proud to go there.

  • HAHAHAHAH

    GREAT INTRO

  • Yiz

  • haha i love the intro to this video :D

  • dont call sarah a cunt.... lol

  • @Darkzey thumps up if u do in 2201 yeh bitch iam from the future

  • :3

  • Amir has one nail painted.

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  • Happuy bday jake haha! myns 5 mor dsays

  • @WeezyWelch happy birthday!

  • Happy Birthday Jake and VetVet2020!! My birthday was on Monday. We're all leos!!!

  • @dancestarabc Actually Zodiac signs changed, mine used to be Virgo... now its leo :( you guys are cancer now, sorry to tell you