Press 3 rapidly for Jakes favorite thing in the world, and 5 is how he touch them. If you press 7 rapidly you hear Amirs favorite thing, press 2 rapidly too see his reaction when he meets one!
The thing that irratates me most about Amir is that he thinks he's right. Doing anything dangerous that could cause him or Jake death, distress or distraction, he thinks it's okay.
i always wondered, in the old jake and amir episodes, did they establish from from one angle, and shoot the rest from the direct opposite angle for a reason other than to troll us?
@Abdelrahman1993 Shorts are pants. There's no reason to make a comment like that if you were notifying anyone on the fact that someone is wearing a variation of clothing from the norm in the room.
Does anyone remember the episode where jake asks amir to spell something, and the first letter amir says is "swie"? if you know of this episode could you please let me know the title? thanks
yzz
fletcjac000 23 hours ago
wesleyan shirt!
KarmaBeauty97 1 day ago
If the first tip dressing like a schizophrenic homosexual?
kfe1995 2 days ago
184 people got their toes licked
TaiwaneseSamurai 2 days ago
Did anyone else notice that Amir is wearing two pairs of sunglasses? LOL
xhpfanx 4 days ago
wow that Intro was ace!
jamesere2k10 4 days ago
Lace underwear, lightweight, sexy. Not that uncomfortable
QuarterCoolMovements 4 days ago
indiana wesleyan bitches <3
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UrSuchaChadBro 6 days ago
"is the first tip dressing like a schizophrenic homosexual?
Rudyisawesome1 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@Rudyisawesome1
God that is so funny. Where did you hear that great line?!?! Certainly not in the video we all just watched..
nyrfan3530 6 days ago
@nyrfan3530 Dont be a dick :P
Rudyisawesome1 6 days ago
1:08 jake has a tattoo on his left arm LOL
matto809 1 week ago
What the hell kinda boss wouldnt fire him???!?!?!?!?
CrazyManWithChicks 1 week ago
Press 3 rapidly for Jakes favorite thing in the world, and 5 is how he touch them. If you press 7 rapidly you hear Amirs favorite thing, press 2 rapidly too see his reaction when he meets one!
AmnesiaWins 1 week ago
is Amir like Kassemg better brother?
Tabbycat61794 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
what's that tattoo jake has on his arm?
F4rl30d 1 week ago
more like 6 for jake !
jm31098 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
i..just.i.........there....gah....this show hurts my brain so much T_T
darkgryffon 1 week ago
I used to dress like a schizophrenic homosexual, but then I took a arrow to the knee XD
GABRIELCAM1 1 week ago
press 9 for ghost chair
JoLLYRoBoT 1 week ago
wow im the 907,000 viewer
Mr225gabe 1 week ago
20th Episode Watched. I can see why Amir is fucked up.
Th3Cannabl3s 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
the days they use to be hilarious i miss those days :(
yxoxuxxtxuxbxe 2 weeks ago
click 2
thebigtscraft 2 weeks ago
im schizophrenic and i dont dress like that jake >:(
qrrbrbirbel1 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@qrrbrbirbel1 are you a schizophrenic homosexual?
ShotHub 1 week ago
Oh wait nvm black glasses.
Toughcookie2134 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who noticed Amir is wearing White AND Black sunglasses.
Toughcookie2134 2 weeks ago
@Toughcookie2134 because those are his normal glasses.
lcmrwales 2 weeks ago
click 0 a lot of times and she will say anis
warbear100 3 weeks ago
..skizos are people 2
TheNoobSpace 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
LOL @ the intro.
ElvisLivesUpstairs 3 weeks ago
3 am It just keeps getting funnier
keylimecupcake1998 3 weeks ago
penis
Molothetwo 4 weeks ago
at the end was he tryign to suck his dick XD
suzysuzysuz 4 weeks ago
Leos hate having our toes licked amir
xHMxD3V4ST4TOR 4 weeks ago
.....Jake accusing Amir of being feminine.... 1.08 .... Nice butterfly Tattoo you have there Jake ;)
TweedCapMan 4 weeks ago
"the little brain power that you have"
greatest win jake casted on amir ever
MeleeFiend01 1 month ago
nice dress and I WANT HIS SHADES :D
LAlakerable 1 month ago
press 1 for amirs favourite thing
fartcakes231 1 month ago
this was the first jake and amir video I watched. got me hooked forever.
centigradz 1 month ago
He looks like chow off of hangover LOL
dcs290 1 month ago
Wat the fucking heck!
chlomyster21 1 month ago
@chlomyster21 you say fuck but not hell? LOL
dcs290 1 month ago
Awh I miss the old office:(
MattDaBat96 1 month ago
@collagehumor umm... The butterfly on Jake's arm, is the a reason that's there? Please answer... It's sorta important.
clairecardona 1 month ago
OMG You're A Fucking Dumb Cunt
collislanghorne 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Best intro Ever!!
LPsoldier1vane 1 month ago
Did anyone else see the butterfly on jakes wrist :)
squeekymouse1 1 month ago 22
lace underwear. lightweight sexy. your wearing that right now? yizzzz. rofl.
kutanzipunk3d 1 month ago
this would made on my birth day!
ToasterRooster 1 month ago
@ToasterRooster HAPPY WAY TOO EARLY BIRTHDAY THEN!LOL
minniemouse482 1 month ago
Intro is class!
JMcKaySV 1 month ago
ah, this was the first collegehumor video i ever saw....memories :')
summerwinds05 1 month ago 3
best intro ever
p00p1nc4n 1 month ago
press 3 rapidly for jakes favorite thing and 7 rapidly for amirs :)
escott071 1 month ago 131
@escott071 hold down 5 to see what he does to his favorite thing
chrisljohnson92 3 weeks ago
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panther2598 1 week ago
@escott071 haha, good show sir or madam.
altmana85 1 week ago
@escott071 didn't work just skipped to parts of the video
Sharkbait450 1 week ago
@Sharkbait450 shit i hate how youtube's changed it
escott071 2 days ago
i finished my homework THEN watched college humor. yeah im badass
topper253 1 month ago
@everyone Anyone noticed Im a youtube comment celeb?
1991araaron 1 month ago
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How did Amir lick Jake's toes? 0:03 he's wearing shoes :/
NuShrULz 1 month ago
I have a ten page book report due in like 10 hours...you know the rest
myotheraccount57 1 month ago
Deffs. Way. better. than studying haha
Rainb0wsareCool 1 month ago
ohhhh my god i should be doing homework right now
TheGizmoTruck 1 month ago
amir...<3
bieberbelieber19 1 month ago
I love how he has 2 pairs of sunglasses B)
ItzMaddie1212 1 month ago
@ItzMaddie1212 One aree his actual glasses
heps2011xxx 1 month ago
@TomJJ95 I dunno, shoe polish maybe?
Pottunator 2 months ago
@mha1john their skits are jokes, don't take everything so seriously man and just laugh
NeedlesOfSorrow 2 months ago
How did Amir lick Jake's toes? 0:03 he's wearing shoes :/
TomJJ95 2 months ago
whats on jakes arm 1:08
pacrox2 2 months ago 2
CHUCK NORRIS !
AntiHer0s 2 months ago
Sozard \/ you sound like my mum \/ \/ \/
Mylielu 2 months ago
The thing that irratates me most about Amir is that he thinks he's right. Doing anything dangerous that could cause him or Jake death, distress or distraction, he thinks it's okay.
mha1john 2 months ago
amir's wearing to pairs of glasses and we all noticed the girl's dress in front
mercinaryre4 2 months ago
Jake has a tattoo ?
YoKnaust 2 months ago
I like it when he says "jeez" haha!
VideoFreak4141 2 months ago
lmao best intro xD
GrungeLord33 2 months ago
NO! SCARING PEOPLE LIKE LICKING THEIR TOES!
CurtisAlfeld 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 180
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thafrenchman 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@person107 You're*. Learn while you're still in middle school, high school is impossible without middle school knowledge.
TheKFCluver 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Spuidward= Jake
Spongebob= Amir
MaiTmaiful 2 months ago
XD wonderful
magicgirl192 2 months ago
Does Jake have a plan b tattoo on his forearm?
FrigmanProductions 2 months ago
damn jake looks good in this one
buckylovee 2 months ago
Were is Amir from
shootgun2000 2 months ago
That's what Jake assumes a schizophrenic homosexual would look like? lol ... Okay then ...
NH4CHO 2 months ago
Ew...
megafoxmachine 2 months ago
Jake has a tattoo on his hand
lolkajunjor 2 months ago
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lolkajunjor 2 months ago
I like the old ones more..
banto9 2 months ago
i always wondered, in the old jake and amir episodes, did they establish from from one angle, and shoot the rest from the direct opposite angle for a reason other than to troll us?
the1janitor 2 months ago
1:15...awesome
Wittgod 2 months ago
lol... that was so disturbing
KingBlooh 2 months ago
I'm a schizophrenic homosexual and I find this offensive.
AlisonDublin 2 months ago
Does Jake have a butterfly tattoo on his arm??
18simplefridays 2 months ago
haha jakes wearing the same shirt as he does in Fired
camnicoll 3 months ago
Videoption ?
Manii712 3 months ago
0:24 If thats not a HGG reference then I am a carrot.
A blue carrot.
JackRendar 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I've been watching Jake and Amir for so long I'm starting to ship them.
KillJoyRD 3 months ago
Anyone noticed the guy behind Amir isnt wearing any pants?
Abdelrahman1993 3 months ago 132
@Abdelrahman1993
So you mean...instead of pants he's wearing shorts?
WixkedLovy 3 months ago
@WixkedLovy LOL, he looks nude to me.
Abdelrahman1993 3 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 They're tan shorts mate.
XCyberProX 3 months ago 187
@XCyberProX number 100
matthewsan1 2 months ago
@XCyberProX Yea, but thats not as funny
totalbadass500 1 month ago
@Abdelrahman1993 uh... shorts?
Kanthir 2 months ago
@Kanthir Yep. Yay, you get a lovely cookie ;)
Abdelrahman1993 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 its called shorts
charlz41195 2 months ago
@charlz41195 However, its not pants... am i right?
Abdelrahman1993 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 0:05 ya he is...
theazn07 2 months ago
@theazn07 its not pants.. its shorts :) so technically his not wearing any pants.
Abdelrahman1993 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 what? lol he's wearing long black pants..
theazn07 2 months ago
@theazn07 youre retarded.
jeanismohamed 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 he's wanking ;)
raheelandleon 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 That's cuz he has kaki coloured shorts on.... O_o
LyanneKay1 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 Shorts bro, They are some shorts he's got on.
only1wishfuldream 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 Yes he is :s
Meganismful 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 He's wearing shorts, dumb fuck.
teh1337storm 2 months ago
@teh1337storm Did i say he wasnt wearing any shorts? i said isnt wearing pants.. LOL
Abdelrahman1993 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 Shorts are pants. There's no reason to make a comment like that if you were notifying anyone on the fact that someone is wearing a variation of clothing from the norm in the room.
teh1337storm 2 months ago
@teh1337storm Umad? Broski?
TheKFCluver 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Abdelrahman1993 Haha he's wearing shorts you homo
Johnywang1 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 lol ur retarded
person107 2 months ago
@person107 U mad? i aint even mad
Abdelrahman1993 2 months ago
@Abdelrahman1993 Called shorts dumb-ass
TheAlertHusky 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Abdelrahman1993 he wearing khaki shorts dude....
mattmaggot95 1 month ago
@Abdelrahman1993 Anyone notice people like you try to get thumbs up by saying "Anyone notice..(obscure observation)?"
ownerer311 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@ownerer311 Are you jealous or something? First time i watched it i actually thought he wasnt wearing anything.
Abdelrahman1993 1 month ago
@Abdelrahman1993 We came to watch Jake & Amir not their background.
ownerer311 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@Abdelrahman1993 their shorts..
CODwtfMOMENTS 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
does jake have a tattoo on his left arm?
LiLNetworker 3 months ago
@LiLNetworker butter flY!!!!!!!!!
zombieslayerOFdeath 3 months ago
42 = The answer to everything and EVERYTHING in life.
tip number 42 = Laced underwear.
Therefore, Laced underwear = The answer to everything and EVERYTHING in life.
LuxConcordiae 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
haha for a second i thought his shirt said "WESLEY CHAN" on it <3
teensinthemaking 3 months ago
i LOVE when boys act gay! SO funny!
ShannieLovesZeeEarth 4 months ago
I just ate a whole can of corn.
newnilzizi 4 months ago
schizophrenic homosexual
xHoodedMaster 4 months ago
Sarah - "Hey, this is Sarah-"
Me - "WHAT the eff is she doing here?!"
DaniFlakes 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
suitcase
rybergtron 4 months ago
OH MY GOD YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMB CUNT!
sepkamrouz1 4 months ago
Does anyone remember the episode where jake asks amir to spell something, and the first letter amir says is "swie"? if you know of this episode could you please let me know the title? thanks
MrConz562 4 months ago
i have such a crush on jake. its ridiculous.
nakednoodles 4 months ago 5
@loleyeduntcare just amir. I think jake is christian or something, it tells you in one of the hardly workings
TwoStupidGirlsYT 4 months ago
1:09 jake has a butterfly tattoo haha
blueberrysnow137 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@blueberrysnow137 oh god please tell me thats not real, i draw stuff on my arm with sharpie all the time so it could be fake.
Nelfxrogue 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
it's your divaaaa day!!
8Luvcats8 4 months ago
Haha, I would love to have a best friend like Amir :3
filecabinet33 4 months ago
@filecabinet33 Me too. Then I'd crack myself laughing
SnowSniper98 4 months ago
he bit jakes helmet?
BerkeleyBuilt 4 months ago
THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST FUCKIN JAKE AND AMIR INTRO EVER, I LOLED SO HARD :D
adeekomkolokom 4 months ago
I want to know exactly how much these guys make... its probably not enough
gatorchomper07 4 months ago
0:29 best part
hhmm89 4 months ago
Amir, I love you!!! I think both Jake and Amir are Jewish! awesome! :)
loleyeduntcare 4 months ago
@ithMaurita101 Shut the fuck up no one wants to hear your dumbass advertisements.
imag1291 5 months ago
lol wut?
mrpane5 5 months ago
jake is yummy. :)
TheLastOne13 5 months ago
Go Leos W00T
Tobias5505 5 months ago
waz this a gay joke?
Sustanaelle 5 months ago
I'm gonna go scare some people.
3432409 5 months ago
Amir: you are a fucking dumb cunt...Jake: Wow
rhcprxbandits 5 months ago
Da notare la persona dietro ad Amir in mutande
PatrickKkiller 5 months ago
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PatrickKkiller 5 months ago
Leo powa!
REsuperGRX7 5 months ago
I'm a leo too :)
SweetenThekitty96 5 months ago
Did Jake go to Wesleyan? I'm so proud to go there.
Romanceforever 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAH
GREAT INTRO
mikhunt003 5 months ago 260
Yiz
psuman444 5 months ago
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ill brb i gatta take a shit...when i come back this comment better have likes.
illmakeyacry 5 months ago
haha i love the intro to this video :D
BassmanCDL 5 months ago 2
dont call sarah a cunt.... lol
randomlimit27 5 months ago
@Darkzey thumps up if u do in 2201 yeh bitch iam from the future
luukluuk34 5 months ago
:3
Skildvinen 5 months ago
Amir has one nail painted.
SuperFlyBros 5 months ago
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SuperFlyBros 5 months ago
Happuy bday jake haha! myns 5 mor dsays
WeezyWelch 5 months ago
@WeezyWelch happy birthday!
MCyclopedia 5 months ago
Happy Birthday Jake and VetVet2020!! My birthday was on Monday. We're all leos!!!
dancestarabc 5 months ago
@dancestarabc Actually Zodiac signs changed, mine used to be Virgo... now its leo :( you guys are cancer now, sorry to tell you
HappyTreeFriendsKid1 5 months ago