RedStock Office Supplies

[starwarsfan117]

buy red stock bish!

[mattthedemocrat1]

Thumbs up if you tried calling the number!

[10111991]

<3 i love this XD

[BayAreaRunners]

and is that a real phone number 

[BayAreaRunners]

I know this is a joke but do you work at restock

[JTKomedy]

I showed this to my dad, and he liked it.

[daftrok]

The Internet is YOU AND ME!

The Internet is ECONOMY!

The Internet is BUSINESS!

The Internet is TUBES! Series of Tubes!

[Archedgar]

Btw , I -wish- I could do readings as well as Matthew.

His script isn't very good but his intonation and inflections are so good that they make it work. /Jealous

[Riotboy1]

Dude, your reviews used to be cool and entertaining. Now your channel is starting to SUCK!!!

/reviews > comedy

[clearspira]

This was hilarious.To anyone here that can't work out it's a joke - I feel sorry for you.

[dylandior123]

Joke or not, I wouldn't buy anything with the way you're going about presenting in this video. Comes across rather rude and arrogant.



[gv1955]

I live in the UK so... no I wont.

[tronfan20394]

feed him!!!

[kbomb13]

You're pretty persuasive when you're rambling, hahaha.

[SR71CBlackbird]

Youre gettin old Matthew

[Gradient14]

What about the NCFOM review?

[kranktank]

One time I stole a pen from Redstock.

[ralphyetmore]

Confused Ralph. Laughing... but confused.

[Typewriter102]

I don't buy from redstock mainly because they're non-existant.

[myusernamewastaken09]

I go to office supplies stores for fun...no joke

[HamGreenandEggs]

I got so many RedStock office supplies today! Oh wait... Ohhh shit this isn't Redstock, this is Bluestock! Aww fuck.

[danieldb631]

My cat stole all my office supplies! What's all this crap on my desk! I need custom picture frames. I'd call the number, but there's all this crap on my desk! My cat took all my office supplies. She lied to me. Yeah, phone it to me through the mail. I'll wave the charges. Get this crap off my desk!

[chuckb11]

I think I need to get some RedStock

[CroGamer002]

LMAO

[Spikezx7]

I'm gonna start a company called redstock and use this free publicity for my business to take off. Thanks Matt!

[captainjjb84]

Haha one phone rang as soon as his rang

[Rocketboy1313]

that is one of the funniest things I've seen all day and I've been up since 3am. Good job Matthew.

[dekio]

WTF was that? :P it was hilarious! and it kinda sounded like you were channeling Louis CK, especially at the beginning

[handsomebrick]

Stick... to... REDSTOCK.

[hattrickk15]

if Redstock existed I would buy it :P 

[Crickett2814]

Is Llewelyn there?

[confusedmatthew]

@Crickett2814 OH my GOD!!!!

[typhhons]

Great video, Matthew! That was funny! 

[Monty22001]

Long time fan, not funny. Analyze movies in a new way, not this stupid rant crap. We know that you're being snarky, but it's not that funny. Stick.. to.. MOVIES.

[WalleWildberrie]

@Monty22001 serious sandy vagina is serious lol

[Monty22001]

@WalleWildberrie Yeah, it's sandy..

[dustinjr1993]

urgh! youre such a good salesman! must...buy...stock!!

[IamMeHere2See]

I need context please. Is this just supposed to be a joke or are you making a statement like you did with Purple Monkey Dishwater?

[confusedmatthew]

@IamMeHere2See Oh very well. This was a joke video I made for my brother to test my video editors ability to publish movies without video vs publishing movies with video. Turns out it can do one but not the other. Stan dared me to post this here. So I did.

[theonlybezo]

@confusedmatthew I feel bad now.

[Warblade118]

@confusedmatthew Matthew, what's the joke? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! (lol kidding)

[TheDarkFrontier]

@confusedmatthew

Where has Stan been recently? :-)

[255ad]

@confusedmatthew 1:39 1)I don't work in or own an office 2)RedStock doesn't exist in the UK 3)red is the colour of the devil

[reviewreviewer1]

@confusedmatthew I am srry CM but I prefer bluestock!!!!!

[arachnophile01]

I don't even have a wife! Or a husband! But fuck you if you think you can call my non-existant loved ones fat! I'm buying Redstock!

[duderseb]

Is he supposed to sound like Dane Cook?

[17R3W]

It was funny up until the part about the hungry baby.

[theend1011]

did anyone try calling the number?

[o2theh]

Now we all know where Confused Mattthew works! Let's go get him! Lol!

[JeffreyMLicano11]

The end was hilarious.

[Acathla069]

Redstock rocks! But seriously your wife does have a big ass.

[Galacticavatar]

Your dialogue was very Family Guy-ish in the way it was written and sounded.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@Galacticavatar

Except for the fact that Family Guy is terrible, unfunny, hateful, moronic, childish, insipid, derivative, self-righteous, and just about every other synonym for "bad" I can think of but don't really care to type up. Yeah, except for THAT, it's just like Family guy.

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

lol... I love when people think something has to be "good" to be funny. Family Guy *IS* terrible... but it's also funny.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

It is the opposite of funny. It took funny, stabbed in the face, and threw it's mutilated corpse into the ocean. It's not funny.

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

People who genuinely think comedy is objective are funny.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

1) At no point did I say comedy was objective. Of course people are entitled to their own opinions. It's just that sometimes those opinions are incorrect.

2) People who genuinely think that Family Guy is funny are functionally retarded, at the very least (and in case you're lost, what with you being functionally retarded and all, yes, that's an insult).

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

It's clear by that last post that you don't understand what the word "objective" means, and thus... not worthy of holding a conversation.

When you figure out what the word means, message back. We'll talk more.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

And you clearly don't know what sarcasm is. It shouldn't surprise me really. As I've previously pointed out, you're retarded. I'm not saying people aren't allowed to like Family Guy or think it's funny. All I'm saying is that those people are stupid. Not for having that opinion, just stupid. They're people who can't be bothered to think for themselves and believe that they're clever for it. They think that they're being funny and original when they're pretty much the opposite of that.

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

No... see... you didn't actually look up the word objective. I can tell, because you're still using it wrong.

Seriously. Go look it up. We'll discuss further afterward.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

Do you really think that if you say that enough times it'll magically become true? Putting aside that you seem dead set on putting words in my mouth, I've never actually stated that it was objectively unfunny, and have made no efforts to conceal that what I'm saying is purely subjective. It's called sarcasm you twit, I called attention to it last time yet it still seems to have sailed completely over your head. Try forming a cohesive and relevant sentence next time.

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

Ah. There we go. Thank you for admitting you're a troll. We can be done now.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black, except in this case the kettle is red and the pot is retarded. Seriously, putting words in my mouth and then calling me a troll for... defending my position. This kind of desperation is actually getting funny. Keep it up.

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

You said: "It's called sarcasm you twit"

That's you admitting you were being a troll, and that means you lose. Not because you were trolling... trolling is a fine and well respected art. No... you lose because you ADMITTED you were being a troll.

Since it's quite obvious you weren't having a real discussion, but instead simply trying to inflame the discussion... you're a troll... and not only that, but a BAD troll (since you admitted it).

You fail.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

First off, sarcasm qualifies as trolling the same way punching someone in the face qualifies as vehicular homicide. Unless you're saying calling you a twit is trolling, which is pretty damn stupid, even for you. But then, all you're doing is proving my point since you didn't bother to clarify. Also, you're the one who started the discussion in the first place. If you were paying attention, you'd notice that Galacticavatar never responded, and s/he was who my first post was directed at.

[hossrex]

@WhatWeMakeProduction

No. You already lost. We're done. If I started biting into your shit again, that would negate the loss you just suffered. You admitted you were a troll, and nothing can take that back.

You lose. You're a troll.

P.S. If you don't think sarcasm with the intention of inflaming a discussion is trolling...  well... what am I saying... a troll like you knows what trolling is... even if he pretends he doesn't.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

@hossrex

Lol. Really, this is just coming off as desperate now. My sarcasm was directed at you, with the intention of pissing you, specifically, off and maybe make you reconsider your terrible life choice to enjoy an awful show. See, believe it or not, there is a difference between being a dick (to make a point) and being a troll. I will admit it's quite impressive how you've made me neglect mentioning what a terrible, evil show Family Guy is for so long. Very troll-ish behavior if you ask me.

[pimpassassin]

I don't get it.

[TheSecularTheist]

Well, I was GOING to buy from office depot, but they said that my wife has a big ass, so fuck them, I'm buying Redstock!

[MegaBeamish]

I laughed my ass off. When you're done with Confused Matthew you should consider writing for tv or movies or maybe even a bok.

[terranceshade]

Say, my wife DOES have a big ass! It's Redstock for me from now on........fuckers!

[thegamingvlogger]

BUY REDSTOCK :D

[gomu269]

More ads need to be straight to the point like this.

[dufflepuds]

Spoiler:

Matthew could sell ads on his websites, (We do enjoy Pre-Ads before videos)

Matthew could make money doing other things besides reviewing Movies.

Matthew did not envision "Confused Matthew" to make Money, become famous, or for any political, social, or economic cause.

Matthew does hard Work recording and editing for *No special Reason*

(Updating his CM Site as much as That Guy with the Glasses Updates!)

We are having fun coming along for the Ride CM ^^

[Warblade118]

the letters wtf have never been more aptly applied to a video on youtube.

[jhsounds]

So what you're saying is... You want me to buy RedStock Office Supplies?

[MetalInstrumentals]

the call he got was funny :P FEED HIM!!!!!!!!

[PyroMancer2k]

Sell Out

[MeatballsMarlowe]

What is this? Was this an attempt at a comedy skit? Too bad it wasn't funny. This is the kind of bad humor you find in movies that CM usually tears to shreds.

[ThePlaystation0]

@MeatballsMarlowe it is an ad. did you read/listen to the very first part of the video?

[chiken420]

I dont get it.

[AwesomeCoasters]

''If it's not baby formula then use something else!''

I lolled there

[LordXehenniar]

DId he finally get in trouble for using all these movie clips without permission?

[JuniorMints66]

all glory to the redstock

[Dukeobelding]

I wish the ads they show before a youtube video starts were like this.

[lexlinkroy]

@Dukeobelding but no we have to meat Gaylan dog ummmmmmn meet.

[MrZingnigga]

I don't understand.

[mashdoctor]

This is the best ad I have ever seen. I suddenly feel the need to buy RedStock.

[MeinKrampf]

I am confused

[JonathanBinLaden]

What. The. Fuck.



[Exverlobter]

Is there a link to RedSTock? Never heard of that brand.

[excepteuropa]

My husband both have big asses and no jobs. I am your demographic. Good on ya Matthew, and don't talk to Beth like that!

[shedininja001]

O_o?

[b2succeed12]

this is hilarious

[LogosSteve]

Wow that was good

[navyman4]

I LIKE...

BIG...

BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

[Strobertat]

is this real?

[Hyman74Roth]

WOW! This was weird to the highest degree but also extremely funny, is Matthew trying poke fun at commercialism?

[Killermike2178]

Why do I get the feeling that this is supposed to be some sort of overt message?

[Chisht]

W.T.F?

[typeNtardis]

Get out your $*@#ing checkbook!

[Managasm]

Lol'd.

[NickMichalak]

I am entirely confused myself.

[Christina314]

lmfao >.< This is the best commercial ever! lol

[HyperNerdUK]

is it just me or is that arow on the graph very like an upside down harry potter scar...maybe it will be reused used in his deathly hallows review...whenever that comes out...

[Checker222]

More of that please.

[damanhl]

Funny little sketch there.

[KmegaDude]

Red Stock: Dividing families since 1992

[TragicMime]

I called the number. :( Was hoping for a real one

[mst3k4evur]

The meaning of this video is very ambiguous...

[adrius]

O.O;;;;;

[Ritz190]

LOL! 

[PrincessDianaFriend]

Oh dear, Oh dear, Sounds like some one had a bad day at the office. Never mind matthew. We all have those days. *Hugs*

[GravityWell34]

bad day at work matthew?

[PaladinHero]

I mean, I found it pretty funny. "Feed him! Feed him whatever we have in the house!" "If you can give me one reason why you wouldn't want to buy Redstock and I'll never bother you again." Both hilarious lines.

[BlyssfulStorm]

...you are bored.

[PCMechanic]

Don't quit your day job!

[255ad]

@PCMechanic I wonder if it's for RedStock?

[angryauscritic]

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[kamdan2011]

Wow, you'll make a Hell of a salesman.

[Typewriter102]

Um.... Why?...

Review the dark Knight or something. ANYTHING!!

[landporpus]

Umm OK?

[theonlybezo]

I will say this. This 3 minutes of painfully unfunny crap is infinitely better than Confused Matthew's "movie".

And this is coming from a fan.

[WalleWildberrie]

@theonlybezo serious human is serious lol

[theonlybezo]

Chase Melendez thought he could do comedy too. He's dead now.

Think about it.

[JonathanBones]

@theonlybezo Hahaha, that is brilliant.

[GnashMash]

But yeah, honestly, stick to reviewing. Just stick with the five second ads before and after your videos... Not DURING.

[JonathanBones]

Matthew, you're not a funny man. Your reviews are usually well made and generally alright, but you're no comedian.

[islanumblar]

I guess No Country For Old Men was enough to finally push him over the edge :(

[Optics233]

I don't get this?

[ginsengaddict]

so, you fail at movie critiquing, and you also fail at advertising... go matthew!

[Starbat88]

I prefer Staples, personally.

[rofyle]

A gallon of gas costs $4.15. I can't buy anything else now. I don't know what else you want me to say.

[DrGull1888]

Cause this is America! Fuck yeah! Red Stock! Fuck yeah!

[petrino]

i buy from staples... and i dont have a wife...

and i dont think ive ever seen a redstock...

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Matthew is pissed because he works at RedStock.

[MrThedorkknight]

This just sounded mean.

[WalleWildberrie]

best ad ever! seriously!

[GnashMash]

I have a pretty serious urge to buy RedStock now....

[quazz79]

is this his real job??

[0bluewolf0]

Morbo commands you to buy RedStock

[BrokenFWD]

Someone saw the greatest movie ever sold.

[AtheistMentat]

This should have been done as an Arnold impersonation.

[grandtheftauto5555]

MUST BUY RED STOCK!

[42dracorex]

No, he cannot go another day without food!!!

[randomagain101]

omg I wish I got paid for that :P

[PumpkinDave]

Hah! Haven't seen anything like this from you in a while, but I like it. :D

[videogamenostalgia]

Thanks, but I get my staplers from Swingline...

[WeirdJamFace]

Sure, why not.

[tpiom]

WTF...? :|

[vintagevideogamegeek]

WHY?

[IRONMANAustralia]

Wow thanks Matthew. I just got back from Redstock with a stack of office supplies.

I don't have an office yet, but your video woke me up to the fact that it's high time I got off my fat arse and got one. I can feel my arse getting thinner already.

Thankyou Matthew, and thankyou Redstock Office Supplies. You changed my life.

(This is a paid endorsement under the Fair Trading Act 1998 section 555-9001).

[RoselTea]

Feed Him!

[BringBackMy9Os]

CnC Red Alert 4 - Red Stock

order it now

[AirCanMaster]

I kinda liked it.

[AlexSmithMusic]

wtf was that? whatever it was, it had me laughing.  And, you demonstrated a bit of acting there, lol. Quite impressive, i must say. That phone call sounded genuine

[Silentgeargrandia]

Did anyone call the number? 

[Foebane72]

Strange joke, Matthew. It's been long established that 555 numbers only belong in the movies, for example.

[depaderico]

wat

[handsomebrick]

Redstock Office Supplies = disrespectful sip of coke = pockets full of dire spices

[abridgedfanboy]

You know, I've always wondered what would happen if Charlie Sheen turned into a poltergeist and started possessing movie reviewers! Thanks, Matt! XD

[jamesedwardclard]

was that suppose to be funny? What the fuck was that shit?

[greenpenguino]

What is this I don't even...

[ErnilEnNaur]

Crappy marketing. Humor doesn't sell as well as people think it does. People will remember that you were mildly entertaining, not that they should buy RedStock.

[iaincorbett]

@ErnilEnNaur

You trollin'?

[bull068]

What?

[japanezeboi]

Shoddy company, my call couldn't be completed as dialed.

[cguevara12]

Redstock is in France. Now I'm a Conservative and there is no damn way I'm going to buy from those damn liberal, hippies, anti Americans.

[oraionsan]

confused matthew became a sell out! things will never be the same ever again...

[HavocProject]

If you mean Redbox instead...I'm fucking terrified...