Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes

[palipride47]

Clifford Banes is mayor of Baltimore? Yeah, he's dead. Or using Target cards meant for poor families to go on a shopping spree.

[jorgebassmaster22]

Anyone who does that should get the CHAIR!! XD

[fedos]

Oh, the classic days of ONN.

[persiansdrinktea]

All the people on the know are such dumbasses. Their like oh my son plays fall out 3 all day but it's ok cause it will teach him to survive the upcoming zombie invasion

[MrBigEnchilada]

@persiansdrinktea this is a joke...they're being satirical

[phdan123]

@MrBigEnchilada are you kidding? The Onion is the finest news source in the world. These issues are important ;)

[MrBigEnchilada]

@persiansdrinktea this is better than ffff m ok not going to say it.

[sjmoore1111]

@persiansdrinktea correction fallout 3 is not a zombie invasion it is post apocalyptic game just thought id share that with u :)

[lamtech2008]

Let's get AMERICA back!!! Ron Paul 2012

[JLSmithson22]

@lamtech2008 Good luck with that..he will win as soon as Ralph Nader wins

[Chunkboi]

@lamtech2008 Let's get America FABULOUS!!! Ru Paul 2012

[AdmiralBetas]

lol I love Nancy <3

[m1c000l]

i love all the Clifford banes excuses

[ZenSeizure]

Whats in your cup? Why aren't you drinking? I died.

[notguano]

Moving on. Does anyone own a hacksaw? ROFL

[fruitnfiber]

Fuck you clifford banes.

no wonder my city is going to hell

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

I've been researching the mystical existence of Clifford Banes all my life and have discovered not only that Chuck Norris was filling in for him all his life, but so did Jesus Christ....

[444nice]

Awesome job! Holy shite!

[LithiumLogica]

I do -not- usually enjoy stuff from the Onion. Other people might think they're awesome, but I never got into their videos. This one is fucking awesome. XD

[CognitiveNetwork]

He must LOVE his job. Wish I was in his shooes.

[vanderman128]

Clifford Banes should be our President

[CenkoFett]

@vanderman128 Clifford Banes IS our President!

Barack Obama is just filling in for him

[omgsomeusername]

You fucking suck, american disgusting retards.

We got better laws in the Sweden.

[cronon94]

@omgsomeusername these arent real laws you dumb Swed

[cookingboy3]

@omgsomeusername <------- Absoulte idiot that dosn't read every other comment.

[ThisExile]

@omgsomeusername yeah. whatever we'll still kick sweden's ass!

we'll napalm strike that whole country!

[CharlieNNNN]

@omgsomeusername in the Sweden? Let's hope that wasn't on purpose.

[porterbehling]

@omgsomeusername God damn you are stupid

[anonymousman555]

@omgsomeusername You fucking suck, Swedish disgusting retards. We got better intelligence in the US.

[ElongatedVowels]

@anonymousman555 Please, just be quiet. I'm American, but the comment you just made did absolutely nothing to show that "we got better intelligence in the US."

[anonymousman555]

@ElongatedVowels Yeah, you're right.

[MrBarns95]

@omgsomeusername Thats cause its sweden... and for some reason that unintentionally sounds like an insult even though it isnt

[johntmang]

Youtube's new look is incredible. Check it out at Youtube/cosmicpanda

[The222watcher]

I live near Baltimore City in the county.

[The222watcher]

Clifford Baines is my mayor?

[Music4AII]

Anyone own a hacksaw?

[000movieking000]

press 2 and she sail '' he is fat''

[willtor]

*nodding* They should turn their daddy in.

[swimteamizzle1114]

This politician is unafraid to ask the tough questions.

[yajstylez]

If you don't want to lose your freedom;

watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0

watch?v=WO3JWKJdMBc&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[killerbiller35]

hahahaha this is gooood :DD

[Nonchelanteful]

"can we trust them to keep their little mouth shut" ?

[Bluntbows]

Comedy Gold right here folks!

[OakValleyMI]

This is such a funny video, they do a great job with all of them!!!

[MrMonstermusik]

i think the host did all those things

[pigeonpsycho]

lol that nigger lady made me laugh

[fatman431able]

lol



[japeye62]

XD

[306cas]

lol love this channel

[shaggyTEEVEE]

Onion news is a spoof news youtube channel this is not real

[JustPlaneNuts]

@shaggyTEEVEE Yep, much like Fox News, only more entertaining!

[hilarychloebelf]

i love the reactions

[groam6666]

I believe in euthanasia.

[thecapone45]

Click 4 repetitively... (:

[kenroar]

I love seeing the startled, confused looks of all the guests when he talks about dragging someone under their car for 6 miles. His last comment, "Does anyone own a hacksaw?" must have been in reference to cutting off the body under the car that was drug for 6 miles?

[AgrivatedKillah]

@kenroar That was a racism crime where a black man got drug for two hours then beheaded I believe.

That should NOT be made fun of.

[AwesomeOposum]

@AgrivatedKillah dude, everyone makes fun of everything, get over it.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@AwesomeOposum Anybody makes fun of a racist hate crime involving the murder of a man is getting blocked by me.

[YourMomBakesPies]

@AgrivatedKillah

Hm, that's interesting. Because if a white person kills a black person it's considered a hate crime, but if a black person kills a white person it's not.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@YourMomBakesPies and who says so?

I call a spade a spade, no matter who does it.

In a view where the black panthers leader talked about killing white babies, I called that a hate crime too.

A spade is a spade man.

[YourMomBakesPies]

@AgrivatedKillah

Spades should drink from separate water fountains.

[YourMomBakesPies]

@AgrivatedKillah

I don't mean any offense to black people either. My heart goes out to the families of the guy who got beheaded.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@YourMomBakesPies uhuh

[YourMomBakesPies]

@AgrivatedKillah

Please understand that I'm resisting the urge to troll the fuck out of you right now.

[RaikeNZ1985]

@AgrivatedKillah unless its a shovel

[ThePierrekirbyfanboy]

@AgrivatedKillah Everything should be make fun off. The more serious the subject the more important it is to b humorous about it.

[UPRC]

@kenroar I assumed it meant he was going to kill his son and cut him up with the hacksaw.

[fondoogle]

watch?v=AxMCPZh2Vxw

[zzzEPICxFAILzzz]

It would have been better if they gave him more ideas lol

[huntmatuk]

This is a work of genius.

[jermd1990]

LOL.

Gotta love The Onion.

[dragonknight977]

the pedestrians should be charged for the dents they put in the car they got hit by!

[Foreverclever87]

Does anyone own a hacksaw?

[vegetta00]

I love the Onion!

[RichardForkins]

Holy crap, I started watching this thinking it was real. LOL

[ManSlauther]

@RichardForkins If the name wasn't The Onion I'm pretty sure only a few people would've noticed that it's pure satire...

[HplusG]

Terrance is hot!

[xrzvicks]

what the name of the episode where they are all clueless about the topic?

[BushidoBrownSama]

@xrzvicks niger/nigeria right?

[shermanng10]

Hilarious!

[ddrum278]

hahahahahaha i love this cunt

[Lightmane321]

Oh Dang. Now I gotta get rid of my hacksaw

[xqxq27]

can childern be trusted to keep their little mouths shut? lmao

[zombiekillingninja]

1:31-1:32 she turns her headXD look at her face lmfao!

[linkinfan12]

What if someone hit a pedestrian with a car and the first guy he hit flies into another pedestrian. Will the first guy he hit get charged with manslaughter? (also the first guy he hit survived)

[B3nkr3w]

@linkinfan12

I am well versed in law and there is an answer. The first pedestrian hit (the projectile) will be held fully accountable for the damages done to the second pedestrian.

[TheDeadDudeWalking]

Love 'em!

[cplova12]

nancy = love

[Dragula2]

I think we know where Clifford Banes has been all this time now...

[psozeldaphreak]

@Dragula2 That's Gregory Dawson, not Clifford Banes.

[Puglous]

@psozeldaphreak

He means Clifford Banes got run over.

[zzthetubezz]

A problem in this world is THE GANG PROBLEM,on youtube.com search,THE LATIN KINGS CHICAGO and you will see what these savages are doing to the world,we can help solve this problem only if we try.

[clunkychina]

women are terrible at dunking basketballs...! That much I know..i have never seen a noticeable difference in their acting abilities though.. as far as i know, there will always be the heather grahams and keanu reeves' out there but, seriously, give some reference.

[planetdarwin]

@Trucidofy

That sounds about right.

[planetdarwin]

@Trucidofy

It's not wise to generalize, but yes as a general rule women are not good at acting. I base that comment in biological science, not as a personal bigotry. Just as women generally aren't as good at humor because evolutionarily there wasn't really an adaptive benefit for it. In the same way, males are evolutionarily suited toward acting moreso because of their traditional and ancient role as the pursuer, the hunter, and the warmonger/negotiator. Women are good at design stuff.

[planetdarwin]

women aren't generally very good at acting

[lindseyjunebug]

@planetdarwin

yeah, neither are black or gay people (girls or guys), imo

[Mikeyc2k6]

@lindseyjunebug Oh yeah of course, i mean Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Don Cheadle... all terrible, terrible actors

[InfantryMarine2010]

favorite channel.

[isair81]

He's just laying it out there, and tops it's off with 'does anyone own a hacksaw?' brilliant !

[DemonicOrange]

I Don't think he'll be standing in for anyone else again.

Do You?

[elbowbiter1]

LoL well done!

[90TegRS]

Does anyone own a hacksaw? LOL BTW, a reciprocating saw is so much faster and easier.

[moecat1000]

funny 

[litesp33d]

Very clever and very funny.

[flip9]

so for example if i passed out drunk into a pool with my newborn triplets in my arms does that free me of all liablilty? hahaaaaaaaaaa!!! ill be here all week

[darkvision1]

hypothetical question here: if one were to accidentally put date rape into a girls drink, then have sex with her, is this still considered rape as you had no intention of doing so?

[painsey]

@darkvision1 i have a question, if you had sex with a women who looked very much like your own step mother and you had an accident by sleeping with your own step mother thinking it was the other woman without wanting to actually sleep with your own step mother, do you think you could go to prison for it? just asking

[darkvision1]

@painsey um sleeping with ur step mom isnt against any law, if u were underage she could go to prision but unless your raping her, bang away! :P

[nakedapedude]

@painsey

yeah bro, tap that milf like it's 1999.

[LEADINLADI08]

why do you jump from subject to subject so much

[andyllamanipl]

OH God. I LIVE IN BALTIMORE OMFG!

[scytheka]

hahahahahaha

[DaUziel]

This is adorable.

[blazereef]

" to put this person out of their misery by stepping on their neck until they die" just brilliant, this is the best comedy channel of the tube

[Imperiused]

I love the Onion! hahahaha.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Youth in asia? I don't see how that's relevant... also...damn that one loud ass nigger....someone should give her the chair...also..haxor? I'm a leet haxor...also I think this was pretty lulzy but i dont rly know why...I think it's cos I want that noisy lady to not be alive anymore.

[Draygonia]

@SupermarketsRevil LMAO! Youth in Asia? Leslie Nielson FTW!

[Krumbz2003]

@SupermarketsRevil You come across as small minded, ignorant and childish. How's that working out for you?

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Krumbz2003 you come across as a boring out of touch cunt. O yeah im totally being totally srs you guise..this is my srs faec cant u see? Take the cock out of your mouth and learn to identify shit talking from someone's serious opinion on things.

[Krumbz2003]

@SupermarketsRevil Education. You need more of it.

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Krumbz2003 Sense of humour - you need more of it. Strawman arguments - you need less of them.

[Jackmyster99]

@SupermarketsRevil Woah you are so stupid. In fact you are the stupidest person i have ever seen comment on youtube. Hows that working out for you? Being the dumbest fuck on earth.

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Jackmyster99 You lose for 2 reasons. 1 Your logic is flawed - saying something is true does not make it true and 2. you bawww you lose

[mistertakeda]

That fake political talk show host isn't a murderer, he's an American hero!

[111imstupid111]

mainstream media i no more real than this

[EPR89]

Great!

[SPAD58]

SNL very funny.

[heAdXsHotzz]

ANYONE WHO DOES DAT SHOULD GET DA CHAYAH

[Memorymode]

@heAdXsHotzz I lol'd at that

[Wiilovewii]

ahahahahahha! I love the bit about 9 year olds!

[JimmySand9]

130 people like vague manslaughter laws.

[kokaliarakos]

"anyone who does it ,get's a chair!" lmao i cant stand that granny xD thumps up for granny

[Freenetnow]

awwhh Baltimore - why?

[Rhandx]

is this fox news?

[underlordgc]

cant....stop....lauging

[Didymosrules]

Cliffard Banes seems to be everywhere. Now is the new mayor of Baltimore.

[NckRivers]

Does anyone own a hacksaw?

[Ldunathan]

this is one of my favorite onion clips of all time

[thewikmann]

I Don't know guys... I think a friend of his might of hit a pedestrian... It seems like he has alot of details...but I don't know...maybe...

[mrjoshweidy]

I wish they would let us meet Clifford Banes

[Steven9711]

Shame they don't have this in China

[splattyfish]

hehehe brilliant

[DetroitTigers18]

THEY SHOULD TURN THEYA DADDY IN!!! ROFL!

[TheNabsta]

That was great acting, but I think I liked the Joad Cressbeckler Onion video the most.

[BlessedAgni]

I love the way he so seamlessly asks supposedly "hypothetical" questions, when hes actually trying to find some way out of what he has done. LOL

[BeveledSpilchOnion]

Clifford Banes is fabulous. I look forward to finding out what he looks and sounds like.

[pdlbean]

@BeveledSpilchOnion that guy has done EVERYTHING. :P

[thirtysilver]

Why do I get the feeling that some people don't know what The Onion is?

[DELPHIIII]

I suspect this was scripted as somthing like an april fools joke.

[GlassInMyEyeGuy]

@DELPHIIII No shit.

[christlicker]

@DELPHIIII What? This is no joke! A study was quoted! It has to be real.

[TCOID3MO5ISI]

lol, win !

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Oh. The Onion. Sorry, thought this was serious.

[Alex0Dial]

It's News..His lines are scripted.

[x0myspace0x]

"Failure to call 911 saves 4 firefighters' lives" haha.

[CHardi1099]

They should turn their daddy in......lmao!

[proxcis]

WTF is this? without a doubt the most insane thing ive seen in a long time

[TheWayze]

does anyone own a hack-saw? rofl rofl rofl@@@@

[Meraginjr]

Their facial expressions are what totally made this shit.

[Narticjazul]

They should turn their daddy in!

LOL!!!!!!!

[sebringdnf]

Please buy my book about Anteaters.

[christlicker]

@sebringdnf Done.

[MsLove4allmusic]

it is spelled cited not sited.... step it up with the subtitles.

[shampoodaking]

the onion is the best youtube channel ever made