Papa Cj - World Stands Up

[viszoom]

g8 comments.... keep going.. man

[rawbattery5]

hes not far from truth...but for the idiots who leave the country...fuck u r self

[N22L]

datz a gr8 piece....can ny1 tell whoz d guy..i mean sum backgrnd info...

[padnayak]

amateur... should improve...but we're indians... we can fuck u in more ways than you can count... good one...

[rites1978]

Well don't knw abt him but the things he said is awesome and very true.... Facts abts British Land and their present condition ....

[DJVin22]

LOL! Smashed it.. "Heck I come from the land of the Kamasutra... I could fuck you in more ways than you could count!"

[veicinix]

lol vey funny

[SatanicDannyboy]

hes good, inexperienced, but funny

[getsecure]

the only think i thought was funny was that bit abt kama sutra in the end.

[getsecure]

i dont think he's funny.

[kurumbur]

he sucksssssssss!!!!

[meghamillie]

he's funny but he needs a haircut!

[niraj14886]

Awesome!

[Shadowofdeath234]

OMG!!! LOL!!!!

Awsome comedy!!!

[goofdogg55]

wow he kicks ass...any day funnier than russel peters and super sammy

[kurumbur]

he s ntn compared to russel peters!!!

[missypatel]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:

[SanjeevKumarVyas]

Great comedy. The guy was just hilarious

[assistmeonce]

unlike other kiss-a** comedians...this dude was hilarious from beginning till end...end was the best though;)

[hmultani21]

awesome video. much cleaner content and good comic timing. neone know of more videos of this guy?

[dubaimanoj]

great stuff!!!!!who is this guy?

[purnender2139]

really nice

[daxybaba]

really good mate...this is really wat british life is..totally agreed

[pinaklonkar]

very sensible.

[gorapup]

Wow.....good...hilarious and sensible....

[gorapup]

Wow.....good...hilarious and sensible....

[DjHypnoTiKK]

ahahahahahhhhaa yeaa the endin wuz great!!!!

"i come from the land of the karma sutra, i can fuk you in more way then u can count"

[Horrorbros2kaii7]

Half of your public transport is bollucks, half of our public transportation is bullocks

LAMO CAN STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

[khojastud]

Who needs goodness gracious when we got talent like him

[gingersnapmuncha]

I think he's great:P "I come from the land of the karma sutra, I can fuck you in more ways than you can count"

[DancesWithPampers]

That was a little offensive. -.-"

[ThinkIndiaLiveIndia]

Dude when you make fun of us we never say that to you! Have a sense of humour, dont be fanatic.

[girishsingh82]

He is awesome.............

[raaj79]

this is really hilarious!!! i can't stop laughing. but the fact were true...gud wrk done man!!!

[abhimadhani]

he may sound very rude to many of you, but

I just like's his way of mixing facts into a comedy. his jokes will mostly be understood by indian residing in england who knows about its culture and ongoing life.

[vikrammohindru]

Hahahaah ... loved it .. this guy is funny .. fuckin hilarious...

[shaunswain]

this guys funny man

"i come from the land of the karma sutra, i can fuk you in more way then u can count"

great stuff

[heat4hire]

hay u havcen't been to india..ur jokes are full of scraps and shit ..what the hell do u know about india working nature..u are an f***king bas****d

[dranterpreet]

Hahaha

[arslaan89]

lol i know russell is wicked - but damn this guy is amzing too !!!

[gagzy1989]

erm, no sweetheart. wheres russell?

[alifa21]

he is kinda cute.. thts all i'll give him ... his jokes arent all tht amusing...i mean .. he has to stall a good 5 seconds before the audience decides to laugh !! Russell Peters is Indian too ... but he just rules...!! this guy has a long way to go ... good effort though!

[ritwickch]

This man tells the words from our hearts.

[NickC2007]

Yeah, you do a better job twat

[Tikka101]

Haha, some great jokes... and some that fell flat. Be interesting to see his future comedy.

[mebaby94]

haha i <3 it!

[msrbuka]

This man lacks any imaginaion. A little google search will recall all the joke which he is regurgitating.

[Souraneel]

exactly he's shit as dogshit

[Fakers3D]

completely agreed. msrbuka

[2high4this]

shut the fuck up man

his accent is so fake

[desperadome]

I can feel the pain in your heart....u seem to belong to 'Fucking Awesome Britain' :-p

remember we are from the land of .... :-D

[2high4this]

wtf im not from britain! fuck that shit

[AmmyJD]

he is speaking as original Indian can,he is not at all making any Accent.

well you cant even differentiate ...unlucky you. :)

[2high4this]

wat did u refresh this page 4 times to put a thumbs up?...

[uae1974]

you're right with the accent it sounds forced. not naturally spoken. i think he is either born in the UK or has lived there a very long time

[premofcal]

greatttttttttttttt going India.... I am much more proud about Kolkata, and India... and it's fucking awesome to do it as a stand up comedian...the most toughest job in world

[DreamVideos]

I give a SHIT!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha :P

[jingabobo]

Hehe..comedy is wasted on cretins..

Did you fail to notice the BRITISH audience unabashedly laughing at his jokes about England?

Its just jokes its not a memorandum..chill..

[cyberdaku]

"I'm living the wet dream" hehehe

[jingabobo]

Chirag Jain you are a funny man!!

It sounds a bit like he's reading it for radio for the first time..but you know what..it makes it sound even funnier, it works for him! =) The material is hilarious & true to life!

"I'm living the wet dream" hehehe

The winner of course is..

"I come from the land of Kamasutra...I can **** u in more ways than you can count!"

Keep it goin CJ! We're doing our best to spread your skit around all the "IT companies" You're a hotshot here now! hehe =)

-Pia

(Pune)

[Llewelyn]

content is fine but the delivery spoils it...too rehearsed.

[devasisroy]

Fucking fantastic, what a rap to the pom's

[earthlypandit]

Absolutely awesome - INDIA Rules

To B or not to C

[helloemilyyy]

id bang that anyday.

message me if you agree

[fatalityhawk]

fuckin awesome!!!

[shamoni8]

gud stuff!

[amritbasran]

damn good...

keep it up mate

[razaul2005]

This is extremely hilarious.He is damn good.

Keep it up!

Cheers

[umerasif]

Absolutely worth watching.

Awesome :)

[Combitube2]

Good pair of balls. Not many Indians have them!!!

[TARUN9990]

it was simply cool..goroo ki bund mardee ..lol..

[chromecarz00]

lol say baath hei

[kakaruto87]

i come from the land of kamasutra i could fuck u with more ways than u can count...lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[CurryGoatBoi]

if any of you havnt been to hacvkney in london .........it truley is ...a shithole

[abhishekrdesai]

dam

this guy rules man

[divinepretender]

hahaha

[faddikhan]

FUCKING HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs...

[jimmystormchase]

that was fucking hilarious - this guy rules!

[rakesh271284]

cool..i liked the content..not the way he presented it...It looks rehearsed..watch russel peters..he will give him a lesson or two..

[vickythomas84]

cool

[Neelo]

You may have ruled us for 200 years but you didnt expect us to follow you back...... FUCKING AWESOME

[kctruby]

That was funny, well worth watching

[debbielipps2003]

i love this guy!!!

[sunilkolvekar]

"I can fuck you in more way then u can even count" man that was jus jus jus too awesome.

[Preetichauhan]

Pretty good way to express!!!

[secret103]

That girl at 00:36 is soooo squeazable

[AcesFullAA]

You dig fangs do you?

[secret103]

lol...but look at her face...it more than compensates the teeth. That is one fine looking female. She looks hot. Nothing some braces and dental job won't fix. But she looks so juicy that the teeth won't bother me at all. And she knows it. That's why she's smiling openly rather than hiding her teeth.

[eparmar03]

horrible delivery. NONE of his jokes are original.

[walid23456]

dis guy is cool ... haha makez me laughhh

[inmanhamed]

i cant even compare him to iranian one!

[joseb98]

its OK

[philipradick]

lol this guy is a joker

[ashishnandi85]

what a fucking joke. go back to india and live nicely idiot.

[desperadome]

absobloodylutly amazing jokes...... ppl like u who cannot appreciate others are called loosers.

[buckbumble]

The last joke was the best

[neerajbhatia69]

dude that the way to screw the english....

all the best

[IraqiAli]

LOL this guy is great.

[10350734]

i like his jokes, but not the way he talks. it actually kinda annoys me. russel peters atleast doesnt sound like hes been rehearsing this for years

[Fayazb]

The way he talks is kinda annoying n the way matches some other comedian i cant remmember! copied one of russel peters jokes towards the end..cant beat him yet funny though!

[Xaltiel]

ok.. he got a big nose, his comedy seems like he is reading a script instead of him talking naturally, and he is way too hammy

[ArunSachdev]

ok - not great! but ok

[Ravidassan]

I LOVE THE WAY HE TALKS <3

[ravikanthavn]

nice!

[aditya8617]

Not bad!

[AdrianK403]

He's pretty good, but repeats some stuff. I like russell better, but he repeats stuff too. So really, who's the winner here?

[GriffinRiderz]

Russel peters is way better lol

[ketandev]

Comparing comedians is kind of a dumb thing. They each have their own style. You either like them or you don't, that's it - what would you achieve by comparing them? They're just different! Isn't that enough to accept on it's own merit?

[AdrianK403]

I know what u mean. There are some comedians that everyone loves but u can't find a single person that likes them. U can compare their styles, originality, topics addressed, etc. Especially when they are talking about similar races or issues, then u can compare a lot easier. U can't really compare like eddie murphy and like george carlin

[Turbine353]

stupid English pronounciation

[spongiosum]

Gosh, a non-native English speaker has an accent!

You're an idiot.

[thewerewolf666]

bloody awesome..!!

[cutep876]

INDIANS RULE!!!! LMAO

[magicone58]

He's pretty good I think. Full marks!

[sunnyluvina]

fantastic, that was a nice screw

[kellindal]

Practically a copy of russell peters?? not even close. clearly you're caught up on the fact that one can speak with an indian accent and one just does it all the time. jokes aren't similar, and neither is the delivery.

[NehaSinghGohil]

He's funny, but his technique is a copy of the guy on Goodness Gracious Me (sounds like the "Check, please" character).

[shaunswain]

This guy is really funny, like a voice to the underrated indian population in this contry, higly educationed indiviuals who work in newsagents and drive taxis.

Its a shame but it makes great comedy

[nathanator33]

its alright - cept it sounds 2 scripted

[flatbadger]

course its scripted its comedy

[saregamapa77]

i dint think the brits liked it, the laugh was technically added as we could see only the audiences head. and i dint know wat to do with it so we laughed.. but good, gave it to them good

[asakidesigns]

he's good. I like how technical he is. LOL

[ClaireBearificated]

TOO funny! What a ledgend!

[EagleNebulla]

Tell it my friend! Just as it is! It's very refreshing to see the English laugh about their racist behaviour! You're bloody good!

[unconsciousfocus]

he is too good

[komsp]

sooo true... isn't it... hahaha...

[kelso26]

very funny!

[duthie6514]

this is soo funny!

[rhythmdriven]

Dis is so fukin funny cz its true!

[TrAcEyHaRpEr1010]

Arrogant Bastard!!!

[tabz89]

THIS GUY IS FUNNY!!

[biswadeeprath]

he he hah haa hah haa...!!! FUCK 'em hard CJ!

[MovieCreation1]

Great.. gota take breaks between his jokes

[dhurvinder]

This guy is wicked knows that lingo and is Sharp

[angshumande]

"fantabulous" !!!

[ashishtejnani]

good shitt

[sanmisra]

the main difference between russel peters and this guy is tht russel peters takes the mik outa indians too.he doesnt only focus it on the english or the asians, its all balanced.this guy is only talkin about england lol.

[available4all]

Though the script is well written...its put across artificially in this case.Russel peters holds an upper hand here,he is more a natural actor than this guy.

[sanmisra]

lol russel peters aint an actor m8, he's a comedian

[sullyman3]

bramtpon is empty did toronto last week funni

[kmaheshk]

oh great fun

I couldnot stop laughing

[impossiblemission4ce]

lol

[shakanunu]

Savage wit!!! Mind like a razor :)!! More, please.

[pangyabhu]

i cud fuc u in more ways than u can count... lol!!!!

[RobGreaves1889]

bet u wish u indians were still owned by us...u want money of us 2 help with famin now dont u...they always cum crawlin back 2 GREAT Britian

[BrettVincent]

F*ck me thats a bit harsh!

[debanuj]

Help from u..??? Get lost man... When was the last time u did it..???

[GeneralTitis]

HA, yeah, and Great Britain is crawling to the USA.

[docsuds1971]

Asshole u plundered India to build the empire..u jerks deserve a good lesson...this guy made his point!!!

[gd1zz]

Dude I'm Indian and I dont feel the least bit like you. By gones be Bygones. We live in a different century now. Grow the fuck up.

[salimmkhan]

Absolutely hilarious

[simbo2892]

LOL!!!

[oliesbw]

hilarious!

[13Suerte13]

I liked him! He's cheeky!

[londonmunda]

different class, funny thing is everything you say is true

[raghavjain2]

hahahaaa....

last comment was fcking awesome!

v can take ur jobs sitting right back home...lol!

[123fashion]

This is an awesome comedian and quite sarcastic. I wish I could do that some day.

[happysingh18]

best 1 mate ... do watch .. sikkk

[philosofreak]

this was soo... zzzzzzzzz

[tansa2345]

gr8 vid f***ing funny

[sakathvenu]

hahaha this is fucking awesome!!

[kuhelide]

Really good!!!!

[wdstick]

He is FINE!

[Ashoksamtani]

Hey, this guy is too good ! Awesome ! OMG ! look forward to more for him ! Ha Ha ! Made My Day !

[CreepingFear666]

the most amazing truth one can ever encounter....sweet poison for the great britian people

lol

WTF are you on about, sweet poison? I think he's just a great comedian and I laughed out loud because I found him funny, shame it doesn't work back the other way but hey, in this world of politically correct people that will never happen... Still he's very funny and I hope more people follow in his steps.

[ykottu]

Sweet poison for the Great Brits :-S

love832 or whatever - just laugh, its a comedy show. Dont write stupid comments. A "HAHAHA" would have made a better comment.

[sinistrell]

Haha this guy is funny.

What's also funny is that some people take this too seriously lol :P quote: "this guy was dissing white people right in front of their faces". Well, I laughed, he's funny heheh, and guess what, we didn't burn any Indian flags either! I bet you're amazed ;)

[CJCorleone57]

This Papa CJ is verry funny!!!

xD

[oye99]

Hahaha...really love this guy. For more clips and desi comedy junk come and check out remainsofthedesi dot wordpress dot com

[LifeLight7]

Funny...The world sure needs more of this, thanks

[shahvikalp]

I feel proud that I'm INDIAN...Salute to this guy whoever he's...keep goin man!

[xflexibarbiex]

WOW!!this guy is great!!