F.F. Confessions of a Snake Breeder : SnakeBytesTV

[VeilsOfVelvet]

"A GUN!" HAHAHA!

[BWCmike]

snake show without snakes?

[c032970]

I LOOOOOVE HOT WINGS

[buangsadka]

Chewy "a penis reduction for my wife" - EPIC!

[FENCELIZARDMAN]

oh and i would just like to say 15 people iv seen now includin u and chewy. KEEPIN LONG HAIR ON GUYS ALIVE YESSSS

[FENCELIZARDMAN]

i looooovvveee chicken wings especially hot wings

[NadiaDanacs819]

mmh hab was geiles entdeckt haha

[flyinggeckoprods]

Chew got he dog going with that one huh!

[ziago96]

your wife has a penis????????????????'

[FishingDude71]

This just never gets old.

[FishingDude71]

Chewy is awesome and funny. 

[FlawlessRevelation]

"I would get a penis reduction for my wife" Hahahahaha

[charlecean]

....ODD MOMENT. sitting watching this video look at homework and then a turtle tried to bite my foot

[sacredpythons]

alright...since my last question about smurfs was dumb...thanks lori...you could of said purple...lol..anyway...i wanna know...what is your favorite ball python morph of all time???

[TheMontydragon]

ha ha thats got ot be the funnest one yet. excellent guys keep them coming

[pitterpatter221]

Omg Lori laughs really funny!

[DArkEnRise]

Im new to this site but the chick with glasses is cute.

[Mike1973NJ]

@DArkEnRise I agree! She is very cute!

[Samegoldays]

@DArkEnRise Welcome to Youtube. :)

[1DarkTalen1]

@SnakeBytes ... Chewy forgot his question.

[AJConstrictors]

If you were just starting to get in to breeding ball pythons what would be the first four morphs you would get?

[jedihunter176]

Guys, do you ever dream of breeding something extremely out of the ordinary? As in, close to mad scientist stuff? Giant mountable bearded dragons?

[rammgirl30]

A penis reduction! For my wife!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!­! Okay, at least we know Chewy can have his moments as well! I guess I do have two quick questions: Brian, are there any projects with snakes (like a different species or color mutation) that you would like to do or think hasn't been tried yet? For everyone else there, any projects with any other animals besides snakes?

[qilola]

2:23 brian's wife reaction is like, alright there goes another pointless statement made by chewy, wait what?!

[emmyface420]

lol as soon as you said the first Q, i was like it has to be chicken...=]

[Ballin191]

Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!! Chewy's wife has a penis

[Recon9143]

ROFL I loved it

[Webkinzrock42]

Fro brain were is kel did he quit or he doesnt like the camera

[mutantflamerobotics]

@Webkinzrock42 kel was released

[reptilefreaks2]

what happened to kel eh?

[mutantflamerobotics]

@reptilefreaks2 he was let go

[reptilefreaks2]

@mutantflamerobotics oh ok

[Stompdown98]

Hey guys would u be able to show some of ur pied ball pythons that would b great

[Stompdown98]

Would u guys b able to show some of ur pied ball pythons that would be great!?!?!?!

[lvscan]

Man Chewy, does that mean your wife is more of a man then you? You really put your foot in your mouth this time Chew Back Hair...

[SnakeladyGreta]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!

[DeezMups]

Chewy's wife has a big pee pee. LMFAO

[Geckoboy1100]

hey brian i love the show i want to be a breeder like u when i am older but i want to breed ball pythons and leopard geckos. what was the biggest mistake you ever made breeding reptiles???????

[1softkiss]

ROFL Oh My God IS Chewy EVER In Rare Form !!!!! Chewy Rocks !!!

[jetlab]

Had to watch it twice. Chewy gold! Best FF so far :-)

[Stompdown98]

Hey guy would u be able to show more blood pythons

[MidSouthMorphs]

Let me start out by saying that you guys are fantastic breeders, but I honestly think that the language should be cleaned up, some need to be a little more professional on camera. Fans of all ages enjoy this show, and it's inappropriate whether it is beeped out or not. Just my opinion, but anyways keep up the awesome work producing amazing animals.

[JerAndTonic]

@MidSouthMorphs this IS cleaned up...

[CamSR20DET]

@JerAndTonic I dont think anything needs to be 'cleaned up'. If people don't approve of the word penis then they should run back to the bible camp that they came from.

[MidSouthMorphs]

@JerAndTonic To an extent yes.  But still their is no need to have to beep anything out, especially on a show they know people of all ages enjoy. See my point?

[JerAndTonic]

@MidSouthMorphs respectably no i do not see your point, in america we believe in freedom of speech and to top that off, the internet should not be used by minors without the proper supervision of an adult.

[MidSouthMorphs]

@MidSouthMorphs And I should add, that I love the show and won't stop watching it. I was just watching it with my nephew, that is the reason for my comments.

[2152nicole]

Wow chewy wow!

If you could would you lock chewy in a room with Satan and george?

[Webkinzrock42]

For Brian who do u think is the best dancer

A) chewy

B) gorge

C) Sam

[Webkinzrock42]

For Brian witch one of u is the best dancer

[TigerLilly099]

@snakebytes what is your best tip or advice for a young breeder?

[vittoamp]

Being a large breeder, you have a huge number of snakes. Are there any favorites that you guys have that have just grown on you and if so, which one(s) are your favorite(s)?

[KayyViperVenom]

Wow, you all lost it there! xD

[peterkenvyn]

@snakebytesTV Lol best episode ever chewy's wife has a penis lol but seriously you can say dick but not shit or fuck can you explain what's up with that

[muzicman123]

He is stuck on an Island with his wife's large penis.

[kjtheplayer3373]

George was a student ?!!

[weemadjake]

Fan Friday is too short!

[0208winston]

Funniest fan Friday so far.

[fortysixgrand]

FF question: I am breeding a couple albino ball pythons. I am picky who I sell them to because I want them to be taken care of. Did it bother you starting out knowing that some of the snakes will be mistreated and/or neglected? thanks!

[BDcornballs]

chewy is pretty annoying?..

[michaellomax20]

Why do you bleep the swearing out it makes it worst bleeping it out why not just don't swear

[NMonterosso]

Ok that is pretty bad I asked a few weeks ago to ask if Sam was single but you guys pick to read the question " If Chewy could choke a smurf..." ????? lol

[SamSnakebytes]

@NMonterosso Questions to Chewy are more entertaining than questions about me, ha. To answer your question, though, I do have a boyfriend :)

[oobbydoo]

@SamSnakebytes I think maybe chewey got laid for the first time in ages and / or he is in love...I think has a secret crush on brians wife...or maybe even brian.. it was one of those two he was desperatly trying to show his 'bald headed man with a split lip" to... hahaha

[d101daley]

For next weeks fan friday-what was your scariest experience with a reptile

[decensortive911]

In the spirit of Chewy's Special Olympics shirt.. "If you could compete in the Special Olympics what event would you choose and why?"

[phoenixjodirae]

LMAO.... OMG CHEWY

[TheMetalMisanthrope]

Holy shit! Chewy's wife has a huge penis.....that's horrifically disturbing!

[MultiAnimalChannel]

WHERE IS GEORGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :o

[necro1978]

Somehow the Special Olympics shirt on Chewy fits.

[trazocekim]

Chewy: " No! Wait! My wives penis isn't to big! Mine is. Please look at it. Everybody. On camera."

[notbait]

7 people don't like Chewy's wiener



[51supernova50]

Hope chewy can handle his wife's new penis, Would hate to see him missing it.....Thanks for the laugh at chewy's expense, great way to finalize a hell work week!! (bro,you put your own foot in your mouth...no finger pointing)

[laxr8]

hahahahahahahaha Chewy!!!



[JihadInMyPants]

The dog wanted to see for himself at the end



[LucaDelGais]

This was by far the funniest moment you had in years of shooting! Amazing!

Miss u guys

[3g2000gt]

I think sam n chewy have sumthing

[SamSnakebytes]

@3g2000gt definitely not!

[FattyDudley]

@3g2000gt Chewy already has a wife.

[SamSnakebytes]

@FattyDudley and apparently she had a penis! :O

[FattyDudley]

@SamSnakebytes LOL!!!

[sortsindvantro]

@3g2000gt That needs to be voted up!!

[3g2000gt]

@sortsindvantro its pretty obvious isn't it lol

[mushugai]

@3g2000gt I'm thinking she could do better.... Just sayin...

[keinanjoss]

Brian what was your first ball python morph

[rendogg3vino]

That was the most hilarious fan friday ever......Chewy really cracked me up! His wife needs a penis reduction. Hahahaha.

[nickyp0]

hey brian out of all the places you have been whats your top fav?

[bigjavo36]

chewy has a very rodent-like way of eating maybe thats why he gets bit so much

[bassmaster53197]

What was the worst mistake you did while breeding

[724hp]

anyone else think sam and chewy should hook up and get it over with?

[reptileman24]

what is the most expensive snake in you've ever had in your collection or you currently have

[michaelkaliber]

Where is GEORGE?! Who the new guy?!

[SillyHerpFamily]

Who are the peeps that disliked this?!? Are you dumb? That was a classic big ass foot in mouth for Chews! Haaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa

[theroortoker]

...a gun!!!! XD

[gwar10]

how the hell can you dislike this? this is nothing but postive and fun stuff.

[Daeman21]

if they ever get rid of chewy the shows over for me !

[Bansheeflyr]

Lololololololololololololooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll­l

[cornsnake8811]

for fan friday- whats your favorite pet or pets and why

[92bot]

praise chewbackhair hahahahahahahaha

[LasPlumasRangers]

Chewy is the king.

[HerpKid274]

Omg wat is up wit Chewy?? Lol

[killkey25555]

do you have any etbs

[TheTerzula]

Chewy was drunker than usual!

[LACREPTILES]

If you can change anything about a reptile/Snake what would it be?

[ILUVREPTILES1]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHEWY IS THE BEST LOL

[kmsalty400]

I was laughing soo hard after watching this. keep on doing ur show, we all love it

[PiedPythonXtreme]

HOLI S---! HA HA HA!!! YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!

[VixeyDimera]

u guys r nutz

[HatesStupidPeople194]

lol chewy u set urself up on that one lol brian you have a crazy crew my friend

[JandDReptiles]

WTF Chews?!? LOL!!!! Fun stuff guys!

-Jeremy T.

J and D Reptiles

[fivecentbackMW3]

no seriously its to big take a look lol

[TheEnVious17]

He would get a penis reduction for his wife epic

[sk8ergangsta2003]

LOL CHEW JUST OWNED HIMSELF.

[MichaelNguyen100]

Dang Chewy, that was dang funny!

[terryeddyterry]

did chewy say he would bring lube WTF

[Wyrus612]

another very funny video from you guys .. you keep getting better and better

[jesusisnotreal1]

I want to work there.

[andrewrstory]

chewey is fucking crazy but funny when he get bit

[iced4life3]

If you were to have a child (or another one) and had to name him/her after a snake breed, what would that name be?

[kypitbull]

OMG "penis reduction for my wife" LMAO

[painter4769]

I got a question if you had to stop breeding ball pythons what would you move on to breeding next?

[neromelano]

Chaos. Chaos and flirting.

[idkwht2name]

wow Lori pretty much started dying of laughter xD great show guys :)

[pitbull21350]

wow!! wow!! wow!! wow!! i wonder if chewy is a top or bottom?

[rabet6334]

Chewy is hilarious!

[Aris1013]

I always forget it's Friday, until I see this :D

[LittleMissKristie22]

if you guys was invisible for a day what would you do ?

[BalllPythons101]

For next weeks Fan Friday - What in the hell is wrong with chewy?

[Trickut]

@BalllPythons101 whats wrong with you ?



[BalllPythons101]

@Trickut Lots of things, mainly psychological, but there is a variety. 

[Beadeddragonboy09]

Chewys new nick name should be moby hahahaha

[InvertebrateGuy]

Chewy = My hero.

[theanaconda666]

he wants a penis reduction for his wife? O.o

[quimbyt]

I like the Smurf question you should have answered it.

[CMEYERREPTILES]

chewy really stuck it in is mouth this time.lol and who knows how many other times. lmfao

[herpboy99]

Brian what kind of school or schools did you go to?

[John091692]

LMFAO I THINK this is the best one in the last 3 weeks this was very FUNNY !

[MrJerSep]

Ur wife? Really Chewsters? lol!

[UltimateSynthesis]

Did chewy just come out? lol

[NaturesJewels]

So Chewy. Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? Lmao! Who's is bigger? Do you ever cross swords? Ohhh man I could keep going. Does her penis make your hands look smaller?

[ReptileMan27]

LMAO chewy is too much haha

[sapphiretigress1]

OMG CHEWIE!!! You are so funny >D

[zippy0099]

If you choke a smurff, you are restricting the blood flow and thus his face would turn purple. Red +Blue=Purple :)

I just picked up my Candoia yesterday. She already struck at me. 5 years working with snakes and never been bitten...I have a feeling that she will be my kryptonite..lol Looking forward to the snakebytes that focuses on the Candoias/Ground Boas. I don't think many people even know they exist! I could not BELIEVE that my girl was only 100 bucks!!!

[mason1291]

LMAO "i would get a penis reduction for my wife"

[WyldeLee]

@Chewy - So how long have you and your significant other been married?

@Sam - I love how you didn't even think about the answer to the question and just came out with GUN.

Sorry guys but without Lori and Sam these would definitely get monotonous. The women rock!

[pets4u1825]

LOL thats great chewy is thare something you need to tell us lol

[hellyen4]

Love this. Chewy is funny as hell

[GrimmReaper016]

Lmao halarious episode today guys

[HardCoreWild87]

HAHAHA pumped that you guys used my question and man oh man did Chewy's answer make my day! lol

[mrtimbales1]

" uuuh chicken wings, i looove chicken wings lick lick lick lick" i think he was hungry jajajjajajja

[niazahsan]

OOO MAN !!! u guys made my day !!!

:D

[SnakeBytesTV]

@niazahsan Thanks! You made my day for watching! Brian(Sbtv)

[SnakeHouseExotics]

That was funny, it made coffee shoot out of my nose lol

[SnakeBytesTV]

@SnakeHouseExotics Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks as always for your support! Brian(Sbtv)

[MrAltonhines]

LMFAO that made my day

[SnakeBytesTV]

@MrAltonhines Glad it did! Thanks for watching, Brian(Sbtv)

[darkmonkey342]

is the camera being odd or do brian and lori look super tiny? and sounds like chewy's wife has some serious medical issues.

[SnakeBytesTV]

@darkmonkey342 yeah, it's the wide angle lense that make us look small and the corner people like really large! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[AnimalLunatic]

hey brian, i don't like it that there is so much cussing and inappropriate stuff, i mean think of all the younger viewers, you should do a thing whenever somebody cusses, they have to gt bitten by a snake or something, thanks!

[SnakeBytesTV]

@AnimalLunatic I know, we try to keep it a little clean, but these Fan Fridays are kind of what it's really like. Hard to contain these guys personalities. I do like the bite penalty though:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[TheSnakechick]

I think Chewy is going to be sleeping in the snake room for a few weeks after that lol.

[SnakeBytesTV]

@TheSnakechick lol... Probably right about that! Brian(Sbtv)

[MrTiagoSkater]

hahahhahahahahahhah very funny!

[SnakeBytesTV]

@MrTiagoSkater Thanks for thinking so! Brian(Sbtv)

[MrTiagoSkater]

@SnakeBytesTV np , Brian , have you guys haver think in be vegetarian?

[david3painting]

What is your favorite snakes

[redhare976]

You do know that for now on any video that chewy is in will have at least one comment about his wife's penis reduction. Awesome!!

[SnakeBytesTV]

@redhare976 lol... And it should! lol Brian(Sbtv)

[redhare976]

@SnakeBytesTV oh and are you guys gonna be at white plains on 27th?

[zimien123]

holy crap that last question was hilarious my sides hurt from laughing so hard