Bulletstorm Bulletpoints with Cliff B Trailer [HD]

[Fartbomb14]

What's the name of the piano piece?! I gotta know! :)

[CaptianPWN]

Cliffy B is a Legend

[timeless0076]

hahah i love these kind of trailers XD

[jarman68]

Did this game just call me dick tits? 

[Yoshi1607]

WHATS THE NAME OF THE INTRO MUSIC!

[Guudni]

did anyone notice he tissues and cum... yeah.... XD

[klaridon]

@Guudni Uhm do you mean the tissues and lube? dumbass.

[Guudni]

@klaridon sorry bro english is not my primary language

[Guudni]

did anyone notice he tissues and cum... yeah.... XD

[yahoozle123]

lol dicktits

[TonyBlackgrave]

I just feel Cliff is really stuck up thinking his games are super amazing thus he is...i don't know why but I just get that vibe off of him.

[je29836]

that was ghey as fuck cliffyb is total dipshit

[HuwReesMusic]

This is truly inspired xD

[GAO4eva]

this game kinda seems overrated and kinda gay

[jaredb4213]

that was kinda funny i guess

[sizzo666]

Damn im not 18 yet so can some one tell what this vid was abot...?

[LewisTaylorRules08]

@sizzo666 Haha!

[ositopanda50]

22 ppl actually have a dick in their tits...... -_- ill pay 100 bucks to everyone who thumbs up! Just send me a message when you are done pressing the button... 

[OsFan4Lyfe]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i get it

[MikoDude747]

no matter what game hes in, DEMPSEY IS A FUCKING BADASS

[Ex0dus111]

Dicktits....

Instant classic

[nycrico161]

Now this reeks of crapola!

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Nice plug for Lubiderm.

[Turatle]

@Fireo75

well for one... people r becoming more peaceful to the fact that when your insulted there is a sense of humor attached for it....

"hurry up and preorder the game dicktits" not much insulting there....

"get the fuck outa your goddamn worthless house get your worthless lazy ass to the fucking store and buy the goddamn game cuz your a fucking loser... GET NOW"

now thats just insulting...

so they didnt actually insult us compared to what coulda been said

[daxxydaxxy]

isnt the guy who says *this game anit gunna pre order itself* isnt he the american in black ops zombies?

[RDXstudios]

@daxxydaxxy You know what.. I think your ight. The epic Fleshbag killing saga continues!

[amazo88]

thats it? what a useless trailer.

[zippo685]

TANK DEMPSEY!!!!

FREAKBAG MAGGOT SACKS!!!

[MrChoppy86]

I don't care about Cliff! I just pre ordered the game and can't bloody wait!

[woooody316]

Ugh... Cliffy B is to gaming what Dane cook is too stand up comedy.

[Drgs96]

Sounds like a new Duke Nukem ... Hmm ... I don't think so :P

[elementblue780]

@Drgs96 Eh, that's alright. I don't think anyone cares that your jumping to conclusions will make you miss what looks to be an awesome game. :P

[Hobbittio]

hahaha

[JoeyGirsang]

I never heard of Dick tits befoe

[HellSpawn210]

Cliffy B Makes his grandfather proud

watch?v=H-xATbmNo-I&feature=re­lated

[xInsanePanda]

Sounds like Dempsey from Nazi zombies voice lol

[HellSpawn210]

@xInsanePanda Wolverine from x-men cerises

[barch118]

WTF lol dicktits I never heard that one before XD

[GriMzMX]

60 dollar GOW beta or what?

= D

[Alexthapanda]

20 people are under 18....lol I'm..so cool.

[GeneralDouchington]

I'll buy this game just to listen to Steve Blum, and for the GoW3 beta.

[ChadLaMuerte]

OMFG Tank Dempsey...

[wildbillycobra]

So far this game looks likes it's going to be a good rental

[Markisafreak69]

Wtf

whats with the date???

[TKOverlord]

@Markisafreak69 day it's released

[DYLX2100]

@Markisafreak69 europe and australia use day/month/year format.

[Hullspawn]

I'm gonna get this on ps3 but I'm gutted for no gears 3 beta cos that's the only game this year that's making me think I want to buy another 360

[greatrulo]

ahahahahahahah.

Cannot believe a video game commerciala ctually made me laugh.

[ziaen95]

how funny is it when they call us dicktits when they playing a dramatic song?

[gohoanq]

XD damn that is funny lol and Man I can't wait for this.. the Gears 3 beta only makes me want it that much more. CAN'T WAIT.

[zexzar]

thats just a bad way to find out that ur gf is pregnant hahahahaha fuck hahaha

[Nipsofjustice]

@delawhare1 definetly. Love that character.

[sysouvanh]

whats funny is he had a box of tissues and lotion, rofl was his GF his right hand? who knows (joke)

[delawhare1]

IT'S DEMPSEY FREAKSACKS

[sirduggins]

THAT WAS dicktits

[mastrofpuppets26]

Ever since the other trailer, I keep saying dicktits

[Zeroperez94]

anyone gunna buy this game just to get into gears of war 3 beta?

[damon3011]

@Zeroperez94 thats the main reason...

[averagemark215]

Who's Pegi? Is she hot? Apparently shes 18.

[hacky33]

@averagemark215 hahahaaha

[benny1332]

@averagemark215 hundreds of people have already mad that joke... its incredibly old now. -.-

[rlckypax]

@benny1332 is still funny dont be rude T_T haha kidding

[adjmal1989]

@averagemark215 LMAO, best comment ever!

[Headshotgod]

it' the game age rating in europe.

[ositopanda50]

@averagemark215 apparenty you can watch Pegi's porno at pegi.info

[klaridon]

@averagemark215 That joke is seriously, so old.

[holyburritoimmexican]

@averagemark215 you have 285 thumbs up. just thought i'd let you know.

[theoreticalgod]

thnak yuo

[thekman227]

that is a bad way to find out your girlfreind is pregnant.

[rbrtchng]

..that was really lame.

[loves2sploosh]

25/02/11 ?

[Jacvinc1]

Dempsey?

[AwesomeAndXtreme]

@Jacvinc1 probably

[fenix611]

@Jacvinc1 Yep

[indianacheckers]

generic comment repeating a joke that was just told in the video

[HHHSBantam50]

so this pegi....shes 18?? :)

[spartansw0rd]

@HHHSBantam50 ಠ_ಠ

[HahnBB]

HEY; PUSSYPENIS, BUT THIS GAME IS GONNA-ILLEGAL COPY ITSELF SOON :P

[S461371]

No thanks pussyface. You're trying too hard. Give me Gears 3 instead though ;)

[joshua4337]

On the 10th of Jaunary 2011 a worldwide boycott of youtube will take place. Which means for one whole day no-one will visit youtube. We want VEVO (and other companies) and their f*cking ads OUT. Do your part sharing this comment on as many videos as possible and give this one a thumbs up

[brainninja35]

@joshua4337

you know thats not going to happen

[jwidja]

@brainninja35

haha, gg

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@joshua4337 How about we all get adblocker and not be retarded?

[MrGeorge324]

dicktits offends me and then turns me on weird

[theluke10]

i feel as if they are trying to hard with this game, they need to tone down the trailers abit. >.<

[Inpersona64]

this commercial is funny as hell!!

[hunlem]

25/2/11 there dislexic

[Megoraxos]

@hunlem Why is the release date "25/2/11 " dyslexic? Sir, you confuse me.

In the U.K days go before months, Which is more logical since it's going up in ascending order.

They're not dyslexic because you thought they wrote day/month/year by accident, In America it's month/day/year.

Hope you understand ¬¬

[andybruv]

@hunlem or American...... dicktits

[MrCocolocko]

jizzed lol :)

[Kollynator]

What does skills have to do with this game?

[shootandrunfilms]

@Kollynator use combos try not to die kill alot idk

[Triton7K]

@Kollynator When they say skill, they mean that a regular kill (a chest-shot for example) would get you a little experience, but no more than you would need. However, if you kill them with style (like kicking them off of a building or a nut-shot) you get bonus points. The game is just like Devil May Cry; it expects you to demolish your enemies with style.

[blackwolfalch]

he has a bottle of lotion and tissue suspicious

[DarkRemiiix]

fap fap fap, unreal style!

[LightAuraFox]

i preordered it

[EbonMaster]

SHITTING DICK NIPPLES!!!!

[jskates69]

dick tits rofl lololol

[mazzzzi1234]

DICKTITS ...XD

[Narendos24]

Congrats to CliffyB!

[BigShloppy]

everyone should just wait and get this in a couple months used for like 40 bucks then get the beta access for like 20 bucks cheaper...if no one buys this game right away then the price will drop fast but every one will get it next month so there is no point

[ThaEvilPube]

@BigShloppy you're that poor? or are you that big of a jew?

[10RLARA]

if someone listened to the podcast with irrational games + cliff bezinski they will understand the "dicktits" joke

[natetechrock]

this music is beautiful! :')

[BerserkKai]

yea.. no... dicktits? and is this the same drunk guy who did nazi zombies for black ops?

[rippa9]

I feel like I'm spending $60 on the Gears 3 beta.

[xxxxxxxMETALLICA]

Cliff bleszinski is such a badass design director, epic FTW!!!

[Forkhead21]

this game has the best curse words ever!

[souther]

this game is gonna suck...big time

[HellSpawn210]

@souther What makes u say that?

[souther]

@HellSpawn210 the gaming industry is cluttered with too many fps, even if one gets through they can't compete against the heavy weights such as COD or Halo games

[HellSpawn210]

@souther I don't think this game is going to suck if u can own other players in this way

watch?v=H-xATbmNo-I&feature=re­­lated

and this is from creators of the heaviest, sickest and fastest solid fps games, THE UNREAL TOURNAMENTs, Gears of war, Painkiller, and all spawned a number of squeals. This game reminds me of a full blown brutal metal concert. This game will go well with Skinless.

[ugotiNtAk3]

i wanna pre order now and see if they come with a free Dicktits T-Shirt :)

[Mikey234432]

kill with skill? more liek noob around... though it still looks awesome... just stop calling things the way they are not

[dessan18]

@Mikey234432 no that was a good advice because if they tell you to use the OP weapon, then you'd be noobing around but this: Kill with skill is good imo. It's short, it's true and it's badass:)

[MrWTFail89]

I heard this game is like borderlands on crack and herion

[TFC118]

the guy who says pegi 18. is that black hobo who has loads of radio voice overs now :)

[MistaAdam0]

@TFC118

No, he doesnt have a british accent

[MRPOOPDOG100]

im only buying it for the gow 3 beta but we'll see how the game is :D

[MrWTFail89]

@MRPOOPDOG100 LOL me to mostly

[brunobb1]

Pegi 18

[SkateThenBlaze]

dicktits? its the return of tourettes guy

[MrRVproductions]

Best game trailer?? anyone???

[TheBagelThief]

The end of the trailer reminds me of Bob from Fight Club. I wonder why?...

[Badboynic1010]

these are funny. I hope gears 3 has a bit of funny in it

[MrRobertization]

Lol

[loper9]

Im buying it just because my computer called me a dicktit.

[TEHSMISH]

ROFL XD

[dzejdzej1984]

I got a feelin' this game gonna fuck our brains out! :D

[Variasam2]

Yes, I have dicks for tits. Your point being?

[Nemesis958]

Dicktits is old

[xBrunTechx]

so pointless, but so awesome. like the game itself then? BEAST

[MrSUPERLEITAO]

ahaha the guy holding lubriderm LUBE xD

[yeahduden]

pc ?

[imraw17]

lmao. the lotion and klennex!!!

[MrRetlav]

these messages are so true and heartfull.... xD

[misterStevePikk]

Weird music choice :S

[krimoz911]

Use low brow humor, and you win over the 13-25 year old male demographic just like that.

[dessan18]

@krimoz911 oh yeah how dare they make a not serious game. Every game should be serious because I have a serious life and noone can imagine how fucking serious my serious face is right now:)

[krimoz911]

@dessan18

Take it easy, I meant the ads not the game, I actually like the game.

[HurricaneDylanTV]

Dude parenting is a bitch

[gmanleader0]

justin beiber is a fag

there are 5 dislikes

I will kill the people that disliked because they are fags

every time u dislike a video Chuck Norris kills an endangered animal

In Soviet Russia toilet flush you!

click 0:01 to skip ads

the new youtube layout sucks

Where I the thumbs up I deserve? :P

[vitotal9]

@gmanleader0 up ur butt.(no offense)

[gmanleader0]

@vitotal9 None taken :D

[4Orange2Bud0]

@gmanleader0 you will not get shit cause you asked for it

[gmanleader0]

@4Orange2Bud0 No, I will not get shit because I didn't ask for shit.

[4Orange2Bud0]

@gmanleader0 "Where I the thumbs up I deserve? :P"

you asked for it

[gmanleader0]

@4Orange2Bud0 Yes, I was being a literal bastard however :D cause I didn't ask for "shit" I asked for thumbs up lol

[KZN02]

Steve Blum sure has a foul mouth.

[gutsygarrett]

I won't pre-order shit till i get a demo

[MrComandete]

oh god just the idea of dick tits makes me want to just trow up

[doctoroo1]

dempsey?

[GeneralDouchington]

HEY, DICKTITS, THIS GAME AIN'T GONNA PRE-ORDER ITSELF.

[RacerX5034]

@GeneralDouchington That happened to me with medal of honor. I didn't pre order the game and magically it was preordered and i still didnt buy it

[helmerdrake]

@GeneralDouchington OH YEAH?

WATCH IT!

[dsnee001]

@GeneralDouchington lol should have said ducktits

[xkaizin]

@GiantAnxiety Oh my god, you're so original!, i saw this comment in every single machinima video, i think they're copying this from you, aren't they?

[FloatyPineapple]

@GiantAnxiety Doing that, you're being just as much of a thumbs up whore as anyone who does any of the things you listed.

[Klockload]

@GiantAnxiety You forgot to insert the snake game.

Btw about the snake game...

[ImSoAwesome45]

@GiantAnxiety How you also get on "Highest Rated Comments" List.

(copy and paste a comment to try and act original)

[kvj1989]

I would have bought this for the GOW3 beta but since this game sucks my mother cock i won't.

[Burgerboy0]

@kvj1989 You don't know how much you fail

[kvj1989]

@Burgerboy0 Then enlighten me boy.

[jihad4realniz]

no real mp?FAIL!!!!!!

[odstrules99]

Dicktits?

[loper9]

@odstrules99 preorder?

[MagnumJoe]

@odstrules99 Means Balls i guess...!?

[supersamurai107]

@odstrules99 never seen dick tits b5? Their tits 's nipple are humongous