Newsradio - Smoking

[pitbrand]

Lol! This reminded me of a time when I was dating a young lady that wanted me to quit smoking since we were planning for long term relations. I was a few days in and she said to me.. "will you please go smoke a cigarette?". :)

I did quit smoking with a little help from the patch to help ease the jitters.

[silverhaak]

Why is it cut?

[MrROTD]

too bad this show had to end no Phil :(

[altvguy]

Phil, I couldn't leave a comment here about Chris without remembering you. Your humor, quick wit, timing, talent, intelligence and love of performing put you in the class of the Comic Genius. Many can be funny, but few rise to your level. Your presence here lives on.

[sauson69]

when i got the season 1/2 DVD box set everytime i watch this scene i would and still have to keep rewinding this scene multiple, multiple times. Phil Hartman is a fuckin genius one of the funniest people of all time. RIP Phil Hartman

[libertatus]

I watch YouTube videos just for the advertisments.

[WetKant]

Phil Hartman is boning Marilyn Monroe in Heaven

[Alphabex8]

@WetKant you just wrote the most ridiculous comment i have ever read on youtube. god, i hope you make bumper stickers someday.

[WetKant]

@Alphabex8 That`s my dream. That`s my dream.

[broadwaymelody33]

Oh Phil Hartman, I miss you so.

Dave Foley, you are unfairly underrated.

Whenever my sister or I don't feel good, we tend to say "my arms feel like they're 12 feet long" XD

[waitingformypopcorn]

Phil Hartman was wesome on the show, so funny, but I loved Bill Mcneal a lot too.

[xlerosx]

@waitingformypopcorn ??

[AaronTheLuigi]

Anyone else noticed a skip around 0:20 in the clip?

[stargatefansg1]

This is one of my favorite scenes from NewsRadio. R.I.P. Phil

[hossrex]

Might have been interesting without the nuking.

[dalemccartney]

Hey Phil Hartman fans, Phil's brother, Paul is now working on the cartoon Phil started back in the 1970's called The Secret World of Edgar Screw Head. Check it out on Facebook and participate and have fun with it, it is FUNNY! Also, Google The Secret World of Edgar Screw Head, About, to view the new Live site for the cartoon!

[angeltosome]

There's a King of the Hill episode where Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney, and Andy Dick all have guest spots.

[Ruby09de]

I don't speak English that well..could anyone please tell me, what Dave is saying when he rants Matthew?

[Guigley]

"So just zip your sniveling little lip and HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUTTA HERE!"

Phil Hartman, you will be forever missed.

[tommyt1971]

@Guigley "I don't think that qualifies as cracking, do you?"

[johnbrown53160]

Miss this great '90's show.

[tommyt1971]

"BUT NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[taichibailongball]

This is the scene I always remember most from this show. First time it aired I nearly fell out of my chair.

[libralady1010]

This is hilarious...and on target. Believe me: if you've ever lived w/someone giving up smoking...after a max of 6 weeks you almost WANT them to start back up again! Remain supportive...not take things personally(!) you're so happy and proud of them , FOR THEM that they stuck it out. It's not an easy thing to do.

[BootCrew88]

Genius.

[DoroRocks]

Phil Hartman was hilarious!

[Br00dj3]

Bill McNeal, from Zen to borderline psychotic in 1 second.

[bizinessfirst]

This is like the funniest shit everrrrrrrrrrrr! LMAo

[dalemccartney]

Hello all. Just wanted to say that Phil Hartman is back in the news. His brother and fans are working to get Phil his star on Canada's Walk of Fame, followed by Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Please visit the Phil Hartman for Canada's Walk of Fame page on Facebook for more information, plus a link to sign the petition for the cause. He can also be nominated by visiting the Canada Walk of Fame site. Thank you.

[Guld]

I had never watched this episode until I got the dvd last night and I had to pause after this scene because I couldn't stop laughing.

Phil is a genius.

[emoviebuff87]

not just a funny guy, but also a guy that always kept his spirit high, cause he always knew he would be going back to a bitchy and murderous wife.

[taichibailongball]

@emoviebuff87 Is there any other kind? Maybe in the good old days but these days women are bred to give men troubles.

[emoviebuff87]

@taichibailongball there are lots of bitches but how many bitches end up killing their husbands?

[taichibailongball]

@emoviebuff87 Oh, they kill us in many subtle ways, my friend.

[greyfox129]

Phil Hartman was the best he made News Radio. I never bought season 5 for DVD i've seen the episodes but it just wasn't the same without him.

[ThatAmazingGirl34]

Oh my gosh, I LOVE this clip!!!! I love the part where they yell at Matthew and he leaves the room in a hurry. Oh man that's so funny! Man I miss Phil Hartman. I hope there's a place up in heaven for him, cause he is too wonderful not to be there. :)

[HappyBirthdayBitches]

Great clip.  Miss you Phil.

[Shadynevermind]

How much did Phil Hartman inspire Steven Colbert?

[WomanJocker]

Phil Hartman, one of the best. Rest In Peace.

[tommyt1971]

@WomanJocker DAMN RIGHT, the best thing about an already great show!

[lovee312]

Everytime I see this scene I crack up!! The look on Beth and Matthew's faces are priceless. I loved how Dave and Bill teamed up. Genius!!

[young5ever]

Odd thing is that Hartman never struck me as specially funny in SNL, I only recognized him as a genius in NewsRadio.

[rjmari]

he's also a voice acting genius on The Simpsons.

[gamer082009]

LOL @ 1:15

[Delorian82]

lol that gold

[amgceg]

lol......man, bill was one heck of a character.....like he would switch from calm to crazy, to calm to crazy agaian!! LOOLOLOL

[flimsyjacket]

greatest scene ever!

[amgceg]

Poor matthew....probably peed himself he was scared so bad...bill is awesome

[turnercm100]

1:13-1:17 was the best!

[Parley454]

Luncheon at the Waldorf, that was one of my favorites

[ztv]

R.I.P. Phil Hartman

[flasmblop]

god I miss this show. I hadn't seen it in a while so I netflixed all the seasons. This show definitely stood the test of time and a lot of the humor is very close to today's humor.

[elucidative]

Smoking didn't kill him his wife did. Too bad. He was one of the best.

[Larommi71]

I wonder how many times the cracked up doing that scene.

[fsaitta]

Chock full of nuts? They should call it chock full of flavor.........is that the greatest or what!

[svendiamond]

that is my favorite newsradio line! phil hartman is the best

[bizinessfirst]

I just lost it over here laughing at this, the way Phil changes from calm to crazy to calm just kills me.you have to see the one where jimmy loses him to a bet the ep is called presence... funny as hell

[2OfDiamonds]

Matthew: Dave--

Dave: (angrily) Oh Matthew, what is it now, for God sakes no one is smoking okay!

Matthew: But--

Bill: But nothing!

Dave: You know what we need around here is an anti-whining ordinance!

Bill: (shouting) So just zip your sniveling little lip and haul your skinny ass outta here!

(Matthew runs out of the office)

[2OfDiamonds]

Dave: Oh no, gosh no. Bill, please enjoy.

Bill: Ah, the old Java jive. Chock full of nuts? They should call it chock full of flavor!

Dave: Okay, what the hell are you doing Bill?

Bill: Oh come on Dave, we went a good nine and a half hours, must we continue this little charade?

Dave: Come on Bill, I am doing this for you. We had an agreement.

Bill: If you crack first Dave, it won't make you any less of a man.

Dave: I'm nowhere near cracking.

Bill: Neither am I my friend.

[2OfDiamonds]

(Bill walks in with a coffee mug)

Bill: Morning Chief.

Dave: Morning Bill.

Bill: So?

Dave: Nope, haven't had a drop of coffee. You? Have you smoked?

Bill: No, not at all. How are you feeling?

Dave: Well, I have a pounding headache and my arms feel about twelve feet long. But other than that, I'm fine. You?

Bill: I've been better. Coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning. I guess that's a good sign. (Holds up his coffee mug) You don't mind, do you?

[2OfDiamonds]

best bit of the show ever!

[Hattaru]

OMG when I first saw this I could not stop laughing!!! NewsRadio was awsome, it is just so sad that they don't have good series like this anymore!!! so sad!!!

[digitaldown]

greatest show ever!

[3dog9ty]

I sure miss Newsradio and Phil Hartman!  R.I.P. God bless you Phil

[zoeydebra]

They were so messed up! They never got any work done. This is the true show about nothing! Better than the "Office"

[Demonicpoo]

Goddamn, is there any way to get this all on DVD? That face and voice on phil after he screams is really what i found funny. A giant outcry and then like nothing: "I don't think that qualifies as cracking, do you?"

[clarioncall77]

yes the first few seasons are available my buddy has them all

[MalnourishedGoat]

They released the entire series for pretty cheap in one package but word is, there are no cases, they just ship you the discs packaged in cardboard. I had already bought them all individually anyway. Yep. Even season 5.

[geargemartin]

brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. the best scene in the entire series.

[Ericotheriault]

News Radio....incredible show...very underated and underwatched

[weepingson]

isnt it sad that spin city got more of a buzz then this show. that show sucked.

[Buran288gto]

Phil Hartmann.....comedian and satirical genius.

"Coughed up something that looked like escargo"

:)

[sedwreck01]

that qualifies as cracking

[Nachor4]

He was, is, and always be, THE ONE and ONLY. R.I.P. Phil Hartman. I miss you man!

[wingweever]

Hey, if there is anyone here who used to hang out on the Yahoo NewsRadio/Phil Hartman group right after he passed get in touch with me! Hey Chick, you still around?!

[wingweever]

OMG! There was no show better. I miss it so much! On Oct. 28th they are releasing the WHOLE SERIES, 12 full discs in a boxed set. You can pre-order it over at Amazon. I hope it brings this show a whole new audience of viewers who were too young or ::gasp:: out of touch to appreciate it. RIP Phil, never forgotten my friend.

[JoyGrenade]

"Chock full of flavor" = Phil at his straight man best!

[scallywag86]

HAHAHAHAHA oh my god i miss this show

[cartoonrulez]

"They should call it chock full of flavor." Phil was awesome.

[melosebrainuhoh]

This show was so bloody funny. I wish it was still in syndication around here; instead we get crap like According to Jim and Will & Grace.

[mrwes77]

This was my favorite moment from season 1

[cardinalis]

HAHAHAH! I love when they just blow up in Matthew's face. XD

[Hoochie2122]

That wide-eyed look that Phil pulled when he said: "So just ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUTTA HERE!!! Made that scene even funnier! :D

[tommyt1971]

BUT NOTHING!!!

[Hoochie2122]

"You know now all we need is an ANTI-WHINING ORDINANCE!"

LOL!

[mimomireille]

i agreee omg

i luved it when they shouted at poor matthew's face haahahahahahaha

[Hoochie2122]

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

[cheesecake134]

I don't know if I've ever laughed harder then when Phil says "Chock full of nuts? They should call it chock full of flavor!"

[Hoochie2122]

It's so funny the way he says it too, in such a casual way LOL! Phil was the BEST!!! :D

[wxbug1]

Phil will always be the best!!

[Hoochie2122]

Phil was THE MAN!!! :D

[bradmanny01]

Love this show. Thanks a lot to the a__h__e administrator who forced all the evaluation episodes down. Maybe they could bother instead to tell Sony to release the whole show in a DVD format other than Region 1 for once so people not in the USA can watch it legitimately.

[boils2]

Vote here Hoockie has no brain

[Hoochie2122]

Stupid jerkoff, I hate you.

Go die "boils", no one wants you around here.

[cugamer]

Wow, what a tasteless comment. What's it like having the maturity of an eight year old?

[Hoochie2122]

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking moron, fuck off and quit spamming these videos!

[faolan1313]

HE dident, but life isent fair, he wife was a crackheaded drunk and HE paid for it.

[moxiequz]

Hilarious. A classic scene.

[jokerk01]

one of the best shows of the 90's

[LAtvFan]

I miss Phil so much!!! He was the BEST! :(

[Hoochie2122]

I miss him too! :( Can't believe it's been almost 10 years since his passing. :(

[hanaeryth]

Gotta love it...

^^

Newsradio was the best..

Phil Hartman was big part of the best

R.I.P dear Phil

[Hoochie2122]

Phil was THE MAN!

He totally carried NewsRadio.

[Impul23]

That is PURE phil hartman

[Hoochie2122]

Haul your skinny ass out of here!

Ah, loved Phil Hartman!

LMFAO!

[socalstud69]

Phil Hartman. A true actor. R.I.P

[earthmother]

FANTASTIC!!!

[djtrixen]

as an ex-smoker, i can relate. lol :D

[LifeinaCAN]

This is in my opinion, on of the best moments of newsradio!!! Thanks for posting

[whotookthemoney]

such a funny moment

[1PrincessFiona]

haul your skinny little ass out of here! lol

[Leftfootbeats]

...and stay away from my wife!

[fuzzywzhe]

Andy Dick really does live up to his name. It was him that re-introduced Phil Hartman's wife to cocaine.

[1PrincessFiona]

not to be rude or anything or defending andy but he offered it to her she could have not taken it

[nerdsmack]

The absolute funniest of Phil Hartman on this show!.... LOL!!!!

[nerdsmack]

The absolute funniest of Phil Hartman on this show!.... LOL!!!!

[cubman909]

phil hartman and john ritter were soo funny and my favorite funny guys both had unbelievable talent that still and both died in crazy ways why them too funny great human beings

[RangeofMotion]

That episode where Matthew punched Bill out and thought he was the office stud for doing it was my favorite episode.

[RangeofMotion]

That episode where Matthew punched Bill out and thought he was the office stud for doing it was my favorite episode.

[philliesguy]

I used to watch this show with my parents when I was 7 and try in act like I understood the plots and jokes so they would treat me more like an adult.

[davidtrust1]

R.I.P Phil Hartman.

[mykestrada]

Loved Phil Hartman on this show! Also loved him on the Simpsons! R.I.P Phil Hartman.

Make GOD laugh.

[christy340]

Phil Hartman was extremely talented especially on saturday night live. He was so funny but different from all the others which is what made him so great. He was handsome and I loved his voice. We miss you Phil and losing you was a tragedy. Would have been looking forward to seeing what other funny things you would bring to us. God Bless you!

[HappyBirthdayBitches]

Phil Hartman was a universal treasure. 

Love this clip.

[subcultureshock]

yelling at mathew hahahahaha

[rbarill]

What a great show!!!

[Kuettner]

It's a shame how NBC treated NewsRadio. That sitcom deserved better time slots and better promotion. It was way better than Seinfeld!

[beuick2]

LOL, seriously I need to quite, miss this show

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

i've seen bass strings less tightly wound

[LetsRainDance]

purely amazing, phil was the greatest

[mysterrious]

Still one of the best scene's from one of the greatest TV comedies of all time. There are more episodes from this show that made me have to leave the room, I was laughing that hard. Damn, what a dream cast...and what a horrific loss. RIP Phil Hartman, forever.

[robynlhood]

I could watch this clip every single day and laugh just as hard every single time. Brilliant.

[spookyadler]

these two were the perfect comedy duo.

[djslais]

Yep, pure genius. I miss Phil.

[Algorhythmiq]

Probably my fav scene from this show. LM*AO

[lskjfgasklfashlfdkas]

Holy shit, I just laughed my ass off.

[KlaasJacob]

fantastic

[keksmonsterli]

great xD

[gsrlover911]

this is freakin hilarious. They both just snapped at him because he came into the room. this is rofl material

[rxqueen2]

Dito ^^

[diazbro1]

rest in peace phil.

[ace792k7]

"Coughed up something that looked like escargo this morning. I guess that's a good sign."

[sodamntired]

I miss Phil Hartman :'(

[DaHonestAbe]

Damn. Bill straight snapped on Matthew. That shit was hilarious.

[titubafoley]

I think this was the 1st episode I ever saw and still my favorite. Hilarious.

[rpexiii]

This is truly one of the funniest moments in television history.

[dkauf]

SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUTTA HERE!!!

Hartman was friggin' brilliant!

[default99telecom]

Anybody have the clip where Bill defends the hallway sandwich machine, and eats a green moldy one to prove his point?

[yankgirl6]

I don't have it, but it made me laugh just remembering it.

[GeminiJoel]

WOW! I have got to yell like that at my job

[MrQuick927]

"Chock Full Of Nuts? They should call it Chock Full Of Flavor."

Ah, Phil. You could take an OK line and make it comedy gold. RIP.

[cindy77a]

This was the BEST Newsradio episode ever. Dave and Phil crack me up everytime I watch that scene.

[Amet45]

love this show and phil! T T may her wife burn in hell!!!

[kellingc]

His wife was not in her right mind. I can't damn her for something she had no idea what she was doing.

However, that doesn't dimminsh the loss of Phil. RIP.

[ZombieBrainsDev]

I sure as hell can, she got ripped on drugs and shot him while he was sleeping. She can go to the opposite of where I'am sure Phil went.

[YamatoBushi]

I agree. Phil was a great entertainer... He's making God (if he exists) laughing.

[iampoopman]

Holy crap. I just found out about phil heartmans death. I thought he was still alive. He had a small part in everything; SNL, Troy McLure, etc. this freaking SUCKS! =(

[mikeochoa06]

wow :|

[default99telecom]

Yeah, His wife shot him about 10 years ago.

[yankgirl6]

This is probably one of my favorite scenes from this show. I love all three of these guys!!

[KiraAnara]

It's my favorite also!

[mtnbkr6090]

Could he be act more angry?!! LMFAO!!

[crashsite000]

Classic scene. Good post.

[gwaykid07]

not just the best newsradio moment...the best sitcom moment in all television history lol

[MrBahaw]

of all newsradio moments this is the most memorable to me

[BTraina]

i died during this scene. This was the first time i laughed REALLY hard at a tv show.

[jmpms]

I laugh just as hard each time. Been in Dave's shoes before with no coffee. I know what that's like.

[Penguinos]

"I dont think that qualifies as cracking"

[woodycooks]

Phil Hartman is the reason why I trained @ the Groundlings Improv Theatre. I still think that he was the best!  Now all we have left is Bob Odenkirk.

[piper222]

So funny, I miss Phil Hartman.

[Penguinos]

just bought season 3&4 on DVD

[supertrace]

Dave is sexy when he's angry.

[moorebarrs]

Phil Hartman was amazing. RIP.

[fakeaorta]

In the Top 3 comedies of all time easily!

[jackyoloot]

MORE NEWSRADIO!

please!

the scene where bill mcneil interviews seinfeld, and "The Cane" are musts!

[tweek7]

great sitcom