Girls Vs. Boys - Tim Hawkins

[chrisybear100]

I almost died laughing!!! :D

[FreakYourBean]

@thenavysealguy is that a station in FL? Or somewhere else?

[CSXfoamer97]

im not violent with girls, yet im single!

[emstar42]

he sounded a little like Stewie from Family Guy :D ps so when a boy in my class pushed me down to the cold, hard gym floor in 6th grade, that means he has a crush on me?!?!? i know its to get a girl's attention, but seriously, violence will only get u in trouble :p

[FeverXD2]

12 people were the rocks mark...

[JBeastSann]

she is my day she is my knight she is my flowa

[RainbowVeinsAvenue]

Lol if i like a guy he ends up with bruises xD

[tentex12]

yeah several girls really that liked me somehow found a way to hit me in the crotch

[FeverXD2]

@tentex12 i feel sorry for you bro. ive never met a girl like that, 1 of the girls ive met all i had to do was growl quietly at her and she would whimper and hide behind her friend XD

[MCRmy2000]

I don't dance like he said. I take my BB gun and shoot deer! ( I'm a girl by the way )

[RainbowVeinsAvenue]

Lol ".. And as the blood runs down her temple she will feel the depths of my affection " ROFL

[WWEJake98]

11 little boys watched this

[thegrandmasteryoda]

I love that voice now! hahaha OMG!

[aslanmylord]

hahahaha.too funny :p

[starry454]

LOL 

XD

And as the blood runs down her temple, she will know the depths if my affection. Find your mark little pebble, find your mark

[khorton72864]

i laughed stinking hard at this vid. and all of them look at teenagers one hahaha it halarious

[hokiekat97]

Find your mark little pebble, find your mark.

[LCaitlynR]

ROFL



[thenavysealguy]

If you like this turn on your radio to 97.1 fm at 2:00 on saterdays and Tim hawkins is on there aswell as some other comedians. :-)

[CalebHorton]

eww, gender binary

[Thomaso53]

am i the only one who after hearing it thought it would be better to say "and this rock i shall throw"

[destrosarmy]

She is my day she is my night she is my flower

[destrosarmy]

Yyyyyyeeesssss

[laughingwithlydia]

if u love tim u will love Messy Mondays

[Ssweetpea927]

@laughingwithlydia Ha! I love them both! I mean, I LIKE them both.

[lovemybusroute]

You are the onnnee forr me sweettiee!!.....BWHAHAHHAHAH

[jsusfrk524]

Love this guy! Watch him alllllllll the time!! XD

[nsbm2010]

she is my day she is my night she is my flower!

i must prove my love for her... by throwing this rock at her face

[TheBlondegedu]

anyone notice that he sounds like stewie from family guy!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[RGaffney43]

@TheBlondegedu Yes! He does! LOL

[balletluva13]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[JojoNyon]

I did that to boys I liked!! :D lol, I just beat the crud outta 'em... And I wonder why I'm still single •__________•

[heavensmiles777]

@JojoNyon X) I think that might have just made my day. ;)

[pasusuel]

@JojoNyon

flirt ..... you must flirt. thats key. say silly stuff, make jokes like you know the guy real good. tough an arm > presto you got urself a man.

[CuteBlondie98]

@JojoNyon lmao im like NEVER single. guys love me even tho im violent lol

[18snowball56]

We watched this tonight lol it was funny

[LostBoymadness]

and the face at 1:05

[LostBoymadness]

i like the face he makes at 0:53

[avatartbk]

Does anyone else think he sounds like Stewie from Family Guy?

[TheBankskids]

sooo funny we girls dont do that well maybe i dont but still

[TheBankskids]

@TheBankskids yeah lol but we still dont dance like that

[emramld]

Find your mark little pebble

[101Zinner]

lol tim hawkins is so funny

[elephantlover918]

girls are so sweet boys are meen

[FeverXD2]

@elephantlover918 i will tell u this now. not all girls are nice trust me.

[elephantlover918]

@FeverXD2

yes but i am a girl

[TheMickjam11]

The girls are just like...

"Ohh lets just dance everywhere!":)

[greendork1]

:o hilarious is all i can say

[txtingfreak7]

Haha oh man that's funny :D

[makeupgymnast]

look 9 people got hit with the rock

[JeMSx7]

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. Thank you so much!

[SirOmega33]

Smitten!

[Proteincow]

My day, my night, my FLOWER----Hilarious!!!!! Thanks for providing a GRREAT Laugh!!!!

[TheDemonAngel189]

Go little pebble and find your mark. Find your mark. LMAO

[690emily]

That was soooooooo funny

[690emily]

That was soooooo funny

[LinuxFreak3]

My 13 year old son and I almost died laughing when we watched this one!!! I have such a headache now from lack of oxygen! Tim is truly a genius!

[TheBankskids]

@LinuxFreak3 me too i laughed hard

[rockin350]

my last name is hawkins!!haha ironic

[XXbulletsoulXX]

Next time I eat cereal, I'm gonna dance and say in a Shakespearean accent, "I love Cap'n Crunch!"

[TheBankskids]

@XXbulletsoulXX awesome maybe you can post it on you tube

[angelgirl13411]

i dance when i eat my cereal all the time!!!!!!!! woooo! thumbs up if u do the same!

[SsjSanta14]

@angelgirl13411 guess no one dances when they make cereal

[CuteBlondie98]

@angelgirl13411 i would feel sooo stupid

[OneHappyCattle]

TH rocks!

[twinerme]

aww 9 ppl thought the dis like button was the dis i like button

[Zombiegirlie13]

If i ate cereal, i totally would dance while doing it <3

[SunshineHLB]

8 dislikes...how?

[PatriotIsMyBoy]

Go! Find your mark little pebble! Find your mark.

[dorkyKittyXoX]

"yeah, you are the one for me sweetie" xDDD love it.

[kamaruki1]

epic cereal dance time,lol

[dbrownman10]

"So with all my heart, and with all my soul, and with all my might I shall THROW THIS ROCK AT HER...If she survives this, we will be wed. GO!" lol best bit ever

[1Anaofmany]

LOL that is SO funny and true!!!! LOL

[abby4696]

not all girls are like that

[tspragg1]

@abby4696 obviously.... he is just trying to be funny. (He is a comedian just so you know)

[CarlJWill]

@abby4696 If you watch some of his other comedy, that's what his daughter is like. lol

[iluvpointe1]

lol!! my family is just like his! my three brithers are very violent, and i luv to dance!! hahaha

[LondonSongs]

U just made my day!!!

[ilovecerberus]

Go! Find your mark, pebble. Find your mark...

[LegitRainbowUnicorn]

0:18 what a pose!!! Haha

[Inkweavesilvertounge]

BEST minute and 17 seconds of your life right here!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!

[raeven1212]

which dvd is this one?

[nickandjosh7220]

i like the chickfila song

[PlushNSpaciousStudio]

Haha make a bowl of cereal!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! 0:16

[musiciangirl591]

i've seen little boys act that way with girls lol

[yamiyugipokemon99]

7 people didn't survive to be wed. :p

[hr412]

"If she survives we will be wed." Hahahha!

[TheBankskids]

@hr412 so funny

[IRONHORSE11M]

this is kind of true

[Gameteen777]

"Look at her she's amazing, she is my day she is my night she is my flower

I must prove my love for her to have her forever!

So with all my heart and all my soul... and with all my might i shall throw this rock at her...

and as the blood triples down her temple she will know the depth of my affection.

And if she survives we will be wed Go! -throws Rock- find your mark little pebble... find your mark"

[IAMSHUGO]

@Gameteen777 *trickles (not triples)

[carlolover1]

@Gameteen777 Bet that took you twice as long as the actual video to write that...hope it was worth it 65 likes. It used to be 64 likes but if im going to make a mark on this world by god its gonna be liking your comment sir

[artistjada]

I never knew he could do a Shakespeare accent LOL

[tmrsmile19]

Hahahahaa!!! I dance everywhere too!!!!! :) hahahahahaaaaaa i lovee this guy!

[Liveforlife97]

I like my cereal with extra dance.

[Liveforlife97]

Haha I've watched this so many times.

[emilythegreat13]

go little pebble. find your mark. XD

[screenatic123]

Psh, kids? Don't all boys throw rocks? Once your a teenager it's considered romantic for boys to throw rocks at your window late at night, how is that any better?

[bedsoleful]

that's how I make my bowl of cereal.

[LONEJOE1]

So refreshing to see a comic who is hillarius that doesn't have to rely on shock to be truly funny. KEEP IT UP Tim you are awesome!

[Rebekkayoung]

"and with all my might i shall..... THROW THIS ROCK AT HER!"

[hawknelson1911]

find your mark little pebble....

[LostBoymadness]

FIND YOUR MARK!! hahaha

[aesgirl1]

5 peoples true love caught the rock and threw it back

[PlushNSpaciousStudio]

Gotta love TIM!=D Who says Christians can't have fun?!

[christforchina]

 I've been dunked many times..I dunked them back and kicked them in the shin x)

[laviathon10]

how did he kno thats what i did to girls when i liked them.strange ;D

[TheMusicforever98]

GO little pebble... find your mark* am i a weird species of teenager? i was never mean to any girl at all... i fell so... clean... guess the girls all had hedges.

[LynnaWaUtau]

XD I laughed so hard...ahahaha

[degrassigurl7387]

5 people through rocks at girls

[Livin4TheKing316]

and that's how i met my husband. I still have the scar right between the eyes

[anotherdaywillcome22]

hahahahahahahaha tim you are just beyond fantastic

[rubypopsicle]

so this is what speechlessness feels like...my first boyfriend actually did that to me! I still have the scar...

[WeavelMoonWraith]

omgosh, i remember throwing a football in my younger days, with the other boys, and there was this girl i wanted to impress, so i through the football and called her name so she could catch it.... well either i through the ball to soon, or spoke too late.... the football nailed her nose, and it was bleeding.... alot....

[auuggghhh]

I wondered why that boy kept throwing rocks at me.

[bryantvideos1]

hahah lol boys r violent

[mskathyreads]

"make a bowl of cereal" twirling and dancing "sticking her head in the filter"..buwahahahaha! Bobby is right; you are hilarious!! I'm crying and laughing!!  I subbed ya tonight!

[Wakaleli9708]

I freaking Love his Voice!!!!

[SoldierCyfix]

lol Epic facial expressions

[johnryanblack]

Find your mark little pebble!

[ShinigamiComplex]

He needs to do a Shakespearean accent more.

[SonOfAV3ACH]

If she survives we shall wed hahaha

[7DragonTech7]

Three guys were hit in the head with rocks.

[BatMemra]

I am the momma of 4 boys and one girl. She dances everywhere she goes. I also have the scare on my forehead where I received 6 stitches. In Kindergarten the class mate who had already told me I was his girl friend proved his love by throwing a rock at my head.

[lmodel2000]

Fynd yo mahk pebble...

[ironman221997]

i love this dude! <3

[buffedanimal359]

I thought it was the other way around. Girls usually pick on guys that they have crushes on, guys are the extremely nervous, shy ones.

[purplebubblespop1]

I <3 that thing he does with his lip its hilarious

[puppyluv594]

No. No. No. ALOT of little boys pick on me! :P

[HighFiveBlondie22]

the little boy smitten could totally be something out of shakespere xD just the way he said it lol!

[gwiezorek]

and with all my sowwwl,

[MelonieCrazyMuzik]

i LOVE his brit accent!

[karina5186]

But I'm violent and dancey D:

[halogirl303]

He sounds like harry potter :3 lol at 0:40 :D

[halogirl303]

I'm violent and im a girl i can beat the crap out of my brother :)

[PatriotIsMyBoy]

@halogirl303 hahaha! me too! and all of my older (guy) friends!

[ReveChanson]

@BecomeMyNewCat They didnt

[goppleton]

I definitely dance everywhere. All day, every day. ; D

[Wondertwist]

I'm violent and guess wat I am a GIRL

[BTTFPokePirate]

i don't "dance" whenever i do stuff- and i'm not violent(usually) either- what does that make me, if i'm a girl(and i am)?

[soulflower1970]

love the wicked smile at 1:05 after he says "she will know the depths of my affection"!

[BlutungenisteinLuxus]

haha that was mi and Ty when we were lil lol

[TheMissDoritos]

oh my woordd. This is so TRUE!!! bahahahahahahaha

[daybreak4491]

@BecomeMyNewCat hehe ok :D

[daybreak4491]

@BecomeMyNewCat to late for you lol

[Alexthewildone]

@BecomeMyNewCat well thats life for ya

[TeamFaDeDKitteh]

@BecomeMyNewCat Same :p

[Joebob6238]

I just found out that a girl in school had a crush on me

111 and i think she still does!

[princessleia19]

Tim hawkins is a genius! and as the blood trickles down her temple she shall know the depths of my affection.

[KarlaMichelle23]

She is my day, she is my night....she is my FLOWER.

[bellybebe]

find your mark, little pebble, find your mark.

[rgirls16]

Oh crap. I have about 4 guys pulling my hair and dunking me under water when we go swimming.

[ArmySonMatt96]

@rgirls16 lol



[ferguson854291]

He is so hilarious but has anyone noticed the big tattoo on his arm

[forwardslashspacebar]

@ferguson854291 .....Why would you make a comment like this?...."but has anyone noticed the big tattoo on his arm".......What does a tattoo have to do with anything???

[pizzapieguy12]

L o L

[kkmanko98]

i do dance everywhere, but i mostly sing everywhere

[ginkey1324]

ohhhhh ya u r the one for me sweeite 

[brookenoel388]

Love it!!

[1998Katiebugg]

I LOVE the part that goes "make a bowl or cereal!!!!" LOL Tim you are HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[crazykakarot]

ive done that lol..the rock throwing thing

[peskytresky]

@crazykakarot lol....seriously? Aw were you in love? :)

[ArmySonMatt96]

@peskytresky i never did.... (smirk on my face) okay only once though

[peskytresky]

@ArmySonMatt96 Was she pretty? **Snicker**

[ArmySonMatt96]

@peskytresky i dont know (smile), she was the prettiest kindergartner at school

[peskytresky]

@ArmySonMatt96 Awww young love. :)

[ArmySonMatt96]

@peskytresky hahahaha yeah

[austintex117]

the look on his face at 1:05. HAHAHAHA

[lionfang12]

I was made fun of a lot in elementary school, and whenever it was a girl, my mom would say that it was "because she likes you". I always asked "So.....what does she do if she hates me?"

[dischic109]

With all my might and with all my sould i will throw this rock at her and while the blood trickles down her temple she will know the depths of my of my effection. I JUST ABOUT DIED!! hahahaha