Mike Michaels

[JeRRiiEz]

i think the laptop smashing is more effective in smaller cafes lol

[111222joey222111]

I said decaf!!! Should have choked the bitch.

[ProJanitor]

the coffee scene in this first one was perfectly executed

[mo121394]

Doing this one day.

Fuck Starbucks -:D

[Rmxcanadian98]

i thought he was gonna choke a bitch if they got his order wrong?

[ThomasUKSmith]

Well everyone in his town must have heard from him by now lol

[4795623]

This has been my homepage for over a month...

..still doesn't get old :D

[Colourflash257]

i cant stop watching this vid:D

[BorntoRocknRoll95]

I skipped class in the bathroom yesterday and wrote the lyrics of this entire song on the wall. Swear to God.

[TheAlejoM]

@BorntoRocknRoll95 pics or didnt happen

[CriketNeeResponse]

@BorntoRocknRoll95 i definately wanna see pics

[BorntoRocknRoll95]

@CriketNeeResponse The janitors cleaned it, but they did a shitty job so there's still a big ink stain where it used to be.

[k1dpoison]

@BorntoRocknRoll95 so it was you!

[MegaLibertyPrime]

i took that laptop and threw it on the ground!

[MaximumZorbtion]

@MegaLibertyPrime I see what you did thar!

[MaximumZorbtion]

I sprayed spit all over my monitor over the decaf bit.

[qRaynep]

I demand a sequel!

[Task5003]

I SAID DECAF

[iKillborn2kilNOE]

haha "I SAID DECAF"

[Rowsol84]

I really hope that was a fake laptop

[gerardk1918]

Pure excellence

[sean0196]

@gerardk1918 shut up ged

[Shaniq307]

LOOOOL the way they look at you after you smash your laptop. Genuine fear ftw.

[Rezsha56]

you look liek daniel tosh!

[rjdrays288]

i watch all your videos man. effing hilarious

[LamotheExperience]

@RatherBoard very good!

[ThomasUKSmith]

I watch this over and over again and sing it all the time lol

[RatherBoard]

Hey there bitch,

My name is Mike

I like to drink, and I like to fight

Sometimes I even like to ride my bike,

Sometimes I even like to play with knives,

Sometimes I even like to stab my wife,

Sometimes I even like to hit the crack pipe,

[RatherBoard]

In my rapist dungeon where there's no light,

But Shhhhh, Everything will be alright.

Yes I've stab, yes I've killed,

If I know who, you never will,

I'm always dragging bodies,

And popping fucking sleeping pills,

Always drunk behind the wheel,

Crash into a ditch,

[RatherBoard]

Wake up shit faced,

Then off to get a hearty meal,

Where the fuck my pants go,

Oh well, who knows,

Arrive at the coffee shop,

If they fuck my order up,

I'm going to have to choke a bitch,

Smash my fucking laptop,

Everybody knows, Mike Michaels don't give a fuck.

"PSSSSSSSHHH I SAID DECAF" *SMASH*

[JBroMCMXCI]

Steve Jobs saw watched video only Wednesday afternoon...

[lolzpro12]

@JBroMCMXCI How about you learn some god damn grammar?

[JBroMCMXCI]

@LongLivetheElf he died because he saw someone smash up his mac

[JBroMCMXCI]

@LongLivetheElf Well not any more obviously...

[jfhaisgsg]

Spreading this around school. I don't give a shit. Rofl

[AznSpartanz]

He is not a part of this system.

[2FreshFoSho]

@AznSpartanz funniest comment ive read in a while

[ryuman757]

what I would do if I got a macbook lololololol

[RatherBoard]

I didn't realize that this was the Dildo Salesman! haha

[idigdogz]

hahaha when he smashes the laptop everyone's like, wtf?

[TheBoredProle]

TIMMIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

[yerboogieman]

Post to /b/ so it gets more views!

[reborn296]

Make this into a full length song?

[Boogeyman7]

Awesome.

[MyJui]

Cost of making this video $999.99

Revenue from the video $20.00??

Looks like we have a loss. LOL

[dotZodiac]

@MyJui Uhh, what? I'd be surprised if they spent anything beyond what they paid for the coffee and gas to drive there.

[IDontUsePicks]

@MyJui Please explain how this video could have possibly been more than $50 to make.

[MyJui]

@IDontUsePicks come on guys its a joke, nothing else. Supposing he broke down his MacBook, which costs 1,000, that was the cost of the video.

[willfeav]

@MyJui clearly nobody would smash a real macbook, probs a prop

[dotZodiac]

@MyJui I'm almost positive that Macbook was a brick. Lamothe is too much of a genius to actually break one, but then again, he's a crazy fuck who likes to drink, fight, ride his bike, play with his knife, stab his wife or smoke crack in his rapist dungeon where there's no light.

[XxRaN96xX]

@IDontUsePicks 2000$ macbook lol.

[JakeLeeProductions]

This is fucking brilliant.

EVERYONE post this on facebook so it gets more views,

This guy deserves them! xD

[WeAreCuponk]

holy fuck balls hahahhahahhahahhah that was awesome props to you many many many props

[qRaynep]

That ending was pure genius.

[LaxRatBra]

hahahahah holy shit. That was great. Make sum mo vids bruh

[yaosw123]

tim hortons?

[frottoify]

send this to athenewins so can get more views ith TTTT :D

[secret212000]

I didn't laugh at all but I still liked it

[bassmzero]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[TIGGGERD]

This shit is pure gold, I'm showing this to all my friends to get you more views son.

[CrazyDave408]

Just noticed he had blood on his hand when he turned the radio at the beginning.

[TypicalRandom]

@CRproductions14 Same. Funny vid man =D

[TypicalRandom]

@CRproductions14 Same Funny vid man

[ZeRo2545]

@mryoto123 I'm here because I'm fucking subscribed to this genius.

[DennisBayazitov]

CANADIAN REMI GAILLARD

[honorific88]

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

[markyman9]

sounds like gta lol

[DRondeel]

Better then most rappers of today! :D

[MIxosmefistous]

AXAXAXXAAX MAKE MORE SONGS YOU ARE EPIC!!! :P

[DennisBayazitov]

LOOOOOOOL

[soadpwnsyou]

XD omg that was great!

[sean123mckenzie]

make a longer version this is too funny:D

[GhoullyGUHL]

Its been a while since I've seen a quality funny video on YouTube. Props to you bro

[ECHOGOLF11]

I said Decaf! lmaooo

[RoughThief]

That's the kind of guy I want living in my neighbourhood. It'd make the neighbours very quiet and very, very scared.

[DSM4G63FTW]

Its amazing how many times i clicked replay.

[MakeASly4]

P.s; my friends and I have memorized this song and sung it all day.

P.s.s; I'm the kid who played your Santa video at school. :)

[MakeASly4]

Submitted this to Tosh.0, I'll give you the account I made if you plan on getting your videos recognized by the tosh.0 community :p (I'll pm you the details tomorrow)

[TheRockingtimeTV]

kick ass beat

[twostepRMX]

did he really just hit a crack pipe

[benzyza666]

saw this on a comment on kassem G :D

[thegypsyprince9001]

that was awesome

[Br0Coolstory]

wow. Amazing :D

[Jokerk1d]

you should be on family guy

[fize4ever]

Win

[chrisdrakekaka]

Super Ed! :D

[KACYisHOOCH]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[roxy420dash]

You are awseome and cute to!!

SUBSCRIBED! XD

[robinhoodrs]

Defo just subscribed! LOL

[tearinguplincoln]

just saw this on a top comment on a kassemg vid, glad i came

[lolomfgdude]

He smashed the mac because it's a mac.

[LondonOntGuy]

Is that Pat & Mario's in the background at 0:54 ?

[ryder4782]

How are you not famous?

[Reds994]

I love this guy!

[zDynamiic]

Lol

[adcuz]

I said DECAF

[smileyfacelol12]

very, very funny!

[MrConph123123123]

In front of all those people????!!! Lol lolo lplo

[demonlove50]

this deserves at least a couple million views!

[yerboogieman]

So where is Mike Michaels now?

[Whuzyadaddi]

u kinda look like daniel tosh. i could actually see him doin this xD lol

[LINK666F]

this is awesome, good job

[TL1SGAMING]

hey there bitch my name is mike i like to drink and i like to fight sometimes i even like to ride my bike sometimes i even like to play with knives sometimes i even like to stab my wife sometimes i lie to hit the crack pipe in my rapist dungeon where theres no light but shhh everything will be alright. yes ive stabbed yes ive killed i know that u never will im always dragging bodies and popping fucking sleeping pills always drunk behind the wheel crash into a ditch wake up shitfaced off to get..

[TL1SGAMING]

@TL1SGAMING .. a hardy meal where the fuck my pants go o well who knows arrive at the coffee shop if they fuck my order up il have to choke a bitch smash my labtop eveyone knwos mr michals dont give a fuck

[Iownyoujk]

One of the funniest things I've seen on youtube, I don't understand why you don't have more views.

[LamotheExperience]

@Iownyoujk I know right

[kchganinja]

@LamotheExperience because of a thing called bot program and other ways with wich you invest in your youtube carreer (pay for views and subs) thats how things work here if u have a lot of views ppl will think *oh look at him he has a lot of views people seem to like him.Let's see now..* BOO YA!

[kchganinja]

@LamotheExperience U are a real cool person people should know that

[OrcOnAFork]

@Iownyoujk gotta favourite it so it gets big

[splitka1996]

Anyone else memorized it?

[miccidudedavid]

@splitka1996 Yea, lol

[spidermanfan31]

press 8 then 5

"a fuck dungeon where thers no light."

[spidermanfan31]

finny junk. 'nuff said

[RNGAnthraX]

I actually seriously listen to this song just because the beat is that good, you need to make an extended verison, keep up the good work bro!

[halomaster2155]

Where were here a day ago

Dude this is fuckin hilarious XD

[BestMusic2012]

ONE OF THE FUNIEST SKITS I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG LONG....TIME. loved the ending. u gotta make more constant vids. omg. dude.

[JeRRiiEz]

@BestMusic2012 the lyrics are awesome too lol

[TeamVICI]

This needs to be longer, really catchy

[yerboogieman]

@Deadsinxx Nope, found this 11 hours ago.

[WH1892]

thats the best way to use a mac.

[pinoypanda44]

funnyjunk. nuff said.

[jamstamanify]

@Deadsinxx

heeeeeeeeeeeey

[Metallideth94]

lololol

[sillyhatday]

funnyjunk anyone?

[JSrolandable]

did you actually smash your macbook? :O

[WolfSharkk]

@JSrolandable whatd it look like? xD

[ShamefulSammy]

Greetings From Funnyjunk, 4chan will get the invite in a minute or two :/

[floppycooldog]

well done sir

[MeIrakli]

Did you just destroy a laptop? :D

[ExoTixGamingChannel]

@shaynemckman5 yes!!

[thefly1ngdutchm4n]

fucking epic

[juicyclaws]

@shaynemckman5 always xD

[thekimbrothers]

@shaynemckman5 ME :D

[shaynemckman5]

@thekimbrothers :D

[DzJ0n4s]

This is like The American version of Remi Gaillard

[clayrogers22]

@DzJ0n4s Canadian*

[DzJ0n4s]

@clayrogers22 Oh oops, my bad..

[MVC2FOELIFE]

i said decaff BITCH

[StatticSteez]

where are you from in canada?

[Drybones195]

YOU NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER SALESMAN VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[e]

"shh everything will be alright" lol that part rrrruules!

[Drybones195]

@e nice name

[6wm]

@ProudJRTowner

Even though I knew the right lyric, I see what you mean lol

[Lizzybifff]

Haha was that tim hortons? Good ol' timmies

[imaimm]

best video in my sub box for a whwhwhwhwhwhile

[ImAznnn]

i luv the description lol

[RyanPoffleyCinema]

at the end you sound like daniel tosh

[Drybones195]

@RyanPoffleyCinema that's........random

[Drybones195]

@Drybones195 how? his name is "e"!!!!!

[Raketbaever]

Longer version plz :)

[SuperPetville]

i love the where the fuck my pants go that a boy sean

[Zanmatt2g]

i have seen that guy before? what's his actor's name?

[QuickScopeeeR]

10 people were in mike michaels rapest dungeon where there is no light

[Raketbaever]

Lyrics plz :)

[CurtisandEricTV]

this vid is awsome! we r also from sudbury!!!!

[sparkle414141]

Your videos are my favorite

[TheAjentJ]

Tim Hortons!!!

[RyanPoffleyCinema]

@TheAjentJ  starbucks*

[TheAjentJ]

@RyanPoffleyCinema ...I was saying that because he went to Tim Hortons

That being said, Starbucks is overpriced garbage.

[RyanPoffleyCinema]

@TheAjentJ ahh i see fuck starbucks they got no timbits sooo fuck em



[TheAjentJ]

@RyanPoffleyCinema RRRRROLL UP THE RIM

[keithchartrand123]

I miss that rapist dungeon

[RogalDorn23]

the way they all stared at you in the coffee shop xD

[QuickScopeeeR]

I SAID DECAF! *smashes mac*

[redsfan293]

@QuickScopeeeR Thanks for the recap

[MyHairyTaint]

squaw



[mufmaxtv]

I SAID DECAF.

[DaProtagonist]

This needs to be longer

[whitehiliter]

Hey there bitch, my name is mike. I like to drink, and I like to fight. Somtimes I even like to ride my bike. Sometimes I even like to play with knives. Sometimes I even like to stab my wife. Sometimes I even like to the crack pipe in my rapist's dungeon where there's no light. But shhh, eveything will be alright.

[antipro8]

@LamotheExperience MORE VIDEO'S !!

Keep it up man

[aidsandnades]

i said RAGE MODE