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  • ok...just watched the first 3 minutes and yes....it is possible for this movie to be bad in all ways......i like ayane tough...she is the only reason ill keep watching the movie.....

  • hot girls fightning...how can this movie be bad in any way.....

  • Didnt know there was a movie? I didnt know there was a game. This is supposed to be the classic DOA. Dead on arrival. Guy gets poisoned and has only days to find his murderer. This is not that.

  • Im bored! Should make Kasumi's big tits are most beautiful 4ever! Bitch please!

    I'm crying why do kaka move to chelsea!?! He sign to chelsea 22 million! Son of a bitch!

  • tina is one tough girl

  • -___- ugghh im leaving...

  • i never knew there was dead or alive movie to begin with. the person who acts as kasumi doesn't fully look like her. but can't expect perfection.

  • @ 3:10  Whoaaaa holy shit she's got a fucking kite on her back!

  • It's hard to believe the guy who plat Liu-kang in the awesome MK film is in this

  • palace? guards? Arent they ninjas from a ninja village!? oops. I'm comparing again

  • Disappointment. Idk if too further watch this movie or just stop now. Y the F*** would ANYONE ruin this? Shouldn't even deserve to have "Dead or Alive" as the tittle

  • @Kortlandt i dunno, i think they adapted the game pritty well. i mean lets face it doa is pure fan service and it has a crap story. they nailed it.

  • What i was most bugged out was like any fighting movie, men sucked ass ONCE again

  • Shit looks like a high budget porn.....

  • 4:42 lui kang is here lol jk

  • just gave them a PBR whopass lol

    

  • 240p we meet again...

  • i havent seen this movie before and just from these comments i wonder, is it even worth watching??

  • @Area51ZeroX of course ... the comments are bad because they are comparing the movie with the game. you just have to watch it and forget the game :D , then its a good movie (well more like a "meh.." movie. but its different for every person) but its not a waste of time :D its fun

  • Ayane doesn't look asian.. I'm very disappointed in all actor choices for these characters.

  • hayabusa is not right at all !! tut tut :(

  • my name is earl was after this and she was in jerry's springer film @mrtoxicgamer b4 this film so really the other way round there!!

    My name is earl is her most recent series!! lol

  • Wait there was a King of Fighters live action movie?!

  • Hey is that a power ranger or someone from Mortal Kombat?

  • Cat fight!

  • Kasumi is obviously depressed just didn't know it had that effect!

  • At least it was better than The King Of The Fighters and Tekken Live action movies. Those movies are horrible! This was Citizen's Kane compared to those movies.

  • why is robin shou only in video game movies?

  • haha this movie is real!?

    i just found out about this yesterday.

  • Christie and Tina are my favorites of the girls!

    And of the boys is Tinas dad! ^^

  • @formertofu Kasumi was not confronted by a whole army, so the movie is still stupid.

  • WHY DOES HAYABUSA LOOK LIKE THATTTT

  • actually a great movie , but nowhere near the game

  • Tina taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse.

  • I dont think people understand what "loosely based on" means

  • Ryu is a wuss in this movie, he doesn't bow to Kasumi in the game.

    In DOA Dimensions Ryu pimp slaps the shit out of Kasumi and sends her flying 10 feet away with the back of his hand.

  • Jan Lee is not in this movie because Bruce Lee is dead. :-(

  • @ 4:14 it's liu kang

  • @ShadowAssasin92 I was waiting for him to give her a bicycle kick

  • Tina has an awesome voice.

  • tina is from my name is earl as joy turner

  • The annotations are annoying.

  • whoo christie is dammm fine

  • đéo dịch vkl

    

  • @remembrance I totally agree :D

  • Of course, every Ninja Princess must have a handglider backpack just in case you happen to live up in a rural moutain where no one can get to.

  • Jamie Pressly was the only thing that made this movie worth watching.

  • This is a stupid movie. Anybody who has played Dead or Alive would know that Kasumi left the clan secretly. Nobody noticed until they found out that she wasn't there.

  • @deadoralivefan12 According to DOA: Dimensions Kasumi didn't leave it that secretly, being confronted by Ayane on the way out. Considering its a Tecmo/Team Ninja game that has been made into a movie, I'm not crying over any "decay" of the story. Especially because they managed to take something over the top and fun, and have a bit more success in adapting for the screen. Any failures they have in the story are more than likely problems the game had itself.

  • I just saw this movie yesterday^^ And i really liked the fighting scenes, but some of the actors don't even look like their character, especially Hayate

  • the woman who played ayane has a sexy ass voice omg...

  • Dude no game is goin to have a character n actress look so alike

  • wait hayate is not dead WTF

    And why is kasumi such bitch and she doesnt look anything like the one in the game

    ayane looks too old

  • wait hayate is not dead WTF

    And why is kasumi such bitch and she doesnt look anything like the one in the game

  • wait hayate is not dead WTF

  • Dead or alive? This is dead.

  • is that pirate LU KANG?

  • @TheBAGman17 Yes, but he a Camoe.

  • @makemap thought so

  • @TheBAGman17 lu kang is not japanes

  • @BLAZIKEN90000000 i dont recall saying he was :/

  • the music sounds cool when she flies out the castle walls

  • KAZUMI NO BOOBS = EPIC FAIL

  • @farias1280 hahahah yes i agreeeeee!!!

  • @farias1280 i know i was going to watch but that just ruined it

  • never knew the game had a movie

  • @chile754 ha, as far as the real video game fans are concerned...it still doesn't!

    Kei

  • does anyone notice that the second girl that comes in is from My Name is Earl?

  • @MrToxicgamer101 I noticed :P

  • @MrToxicgamer101 Judging their casting choices I'm surprised Earl isn't in the movie.

  • alex you shouldn't hate the characters too much.. a movie needs good actors... in this case good stunt men...and young people aren't experienced as much... they would fail pretty hard... no asian celeb can speak fluent english anyway...

  • Ryu Hayabusa cant ever lose, I mean hes the mother fucking main character in ninja gaiden

  • this film and game is kinda crappy (no offence) but it's still quite fun to watch :)

  • 5:03 you just got knock the fuck out by a girl

    xD

  • is ayane from taken????

  • @pantelos96 NOO !! its from dead or alive ! the videogame

  • @alex8000000 actually she is from Ninja Gaiden

  • @glenn50818 really ??? ... you gotta be KIDDIN' me !! (sarcasm) what a dumbass , really if you dont know , dont talk

  • @pantelos96 yes, as the singer I think

  • It's so manly for the guards to wear purple headbands...

  • hey alex why the hell u have to put in so many of those thought bubble things?

  • @lornelthaltmer you can disable the annotations if u want, you know

  • i like the little comments .. lol. :-)

  • This movie kinda sucked like all game movies do but it still was a fun movie to watch I liked jamie presley she's always funny to me but really all the chicks were cool and what's up with robin shou whoring himself out to game movies mork kombat was the shit but MK2 sucked SF Chun Li sucked and D.O.A. okay

  • Christie is so hot *---------*

  • i agree with your comments on the movie, and they did a good job with tina

  • fake n' gay o.o

  • why is ayane white? at least kasumi, hayate and ryu are asian. but that does not make the crappy movie better anyway.

  • they cannot be serious

  • ok if this girl lives in a asian palace and they all dress back in the old days and u dont see no tech, how the fuck does she have western clothes on underneath and that flying thing????

  • lol i love the bedroom hotel part

  • the women in the movie were hot, the fighting was bad ass, everything else was shit. like too much cgi and the storyline was just so bizarre it made no sense. i never played the game but man this movie was just off the wall in a odd way.

  • wanna know why its a bit harder and unfair for a guy to fight a girl, they don't have that big of a weakness like we do, we get hit THERE, we go out like a light

  • @kunaiknife1996 girls are more flexible and faster than men while men are stronger , still, must of the girls dont like to fight because the social risk it involves

  • @alex8000000 right u r, but u can't deny that guys have a really vulnerable weakness that EVERYONE KNOWS

  • @alex8000000 thats not true.....

  • @alex8000000 whoa... for one the social risk a dude takes for fighting a girl is much harsher than a girl's risk... the dude loses.. hes a total loser for life... if he wins hes a jerk for life... a women wins... she gets seen as good at fighting... she losses its not seen as a bad thing really...hence why a lot of women beat their men and men just take it..other way around.. its a serious crime >.>

  • @alex8000000 That's a bit of a generalization, don't you think?

  • @dead0piggy yeah , but i think that way ... sorry (gender equality)

  • @kunaiknife1996 believe it or not....when girls get hit THERE....it hurts really bad, just not as bad as guys!

    I know from experience. >.<

  • @kunaiknife1996 Your THERE part is like our boobs. Stop crying lol

  • is this the beginning?

  • hes been beaten by a girl what a loser

  • ive never even played dead or alive but i luv this movie lolz thiz my 2nd time watching it lolz

  • is this the real movie

  • @LuluLuluLS yes

  • that girl looks like kasumi with her hair down

  • ok DOA fans tell me why is this movie based on Kasumi and her band of dickward bad actresses like tina/christie\hayabusa/max (never heard of that ass being in DOA anyway).

    And in the game most of the openings show kasumi and ayane and the clan why is that lei-fang and jann lee arent important too??

  • Thats Ayane.........I thought she was Jap

  • SO MISSING THE BOOBS

  • this is unwatchable

  • I love this movie and the video game! :)

  • @JoannaxJoyful i know right but the game and the movie's story line was a little different like they didnt say nuthing about christie killing helena's mother

  • If that was really Ryu Hayabusa he would've grabbed her by the throat and knocked her ass out at the start to make sure she wouldn't leave.

    He'd also be in black and slitting people's throats. But if he insists on hand-to-hand combat then he'd be punching in adam's apples all over and ripping the breasts clear off of his female opponents. This is no hayabusa. This is Cosplay-Hayabusa(never said he was good cosplay).

  • she does not look like tina

  • anyone else think this movie was cheaply made?

  • In Dead or Alive Ayane is 13 years old but here she is so old.

  • wish it was on high quality thx for uploading i been looking for this movie ^^

  • @colonm65 thx for putting up those lil boxes too i dont knw about DOA so some info was nice XD

  • this is how dragonball should have been!!

  • Its probabily so stupid, its entertaining.

  • How did this movie get funding? O_o

  • Wow Jamie Presley sure is built! Pretty damn hot.

  • Hayabusa isn't a fucking made up extra character in the movie, he exist in all DOA games!!!

    Gosh you are soo dumb hayate is kasumi's older brother and hayabusa is hayate's friend even in the video games, there is no such thing as hayate hayabusa!!!

  • If I know Ryu, he would've just helped anyway. Xp

  • I actually liked this movie even though it's very cheesy. I took the movie for what it was.

  • 5.24 lui kang vs tina

  • i have seen this scene when a blonde kicks bodyguards

  • Should have just left this to production teams from japan. They'd fix the lag of boobs situation too.

  • woah Kasumi comes prepared O_o

  • I would LOVE to be THAT bike!! :D

  • is this the full movie? all parts. . .from 1-8? coz i dontwanna reach a certain point in the movie then bam its not complete. . .

    thnx

  • Just out of curiosity, WHY IS KASUMI SO UGLY?

  • Just out of curiosity, WHY IS KASUMI SO UGLY?

  • @macr0machine

    shes not ugly all Japan people have faces like that

  • @jetnight88 all Japanese people have faces that look like a bulldog that got hit with a shovel?

  • @macr0machine

    its jsut what they where bron with no need to be mean

  • @jetnight88 hahaha nobutseriously, her face is fucked up.

  • fank gdness its in english

  • OP, you are king, you have guts, I will remember your channel always.

  • Why doesn't Kasumi have big boobs like she's supposed to?!? =(

  • why this not look like a movie looks like a television soap opera

  • anybody notice how tinas fighting style is karate not pro wrestling

  • wow...that is some top notch acting...

  • Liu Kang is a pirate now? WTF

  • The game IS awesome though.

  • To those that might care .... ( and in responce to a previous post commenting on how Ayine [or however it is spelled] looked 'white') she in fact IS 'white'... the actress was born in norway and grew up in canada and scotland .... go figure.. [ check out IMBd if you dont trust me :P]

  • yes it does make sense Lonly.... the acting and production is like a bad car crash.. you just can't look away no matter how much you want to... but by the end despite what you think you should feel you find you enjoyed watching the carnage..... or is that just me??

  • nice

  • Wow...this is bad, but good at the same time...Does that make any sense?

  • this seems like an episode of the mighty morphing power rangers. I wonder if they hired the same production team.

  • i feel bad for devon aoki. She is talented playing in a poorly written movie. this movie is simply terrible.the camera angles are bad and the quality of production makes this film appear to have been filmed in the 1990s

  • This is another one of those movies that is kinda poorly done, shotty acting in some parts but oddly entertaining. Eh I like it

  • This movie is awful, but I still like it.

  • ayane looks like a white chick with purple wig

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  • anyone know the song at 3:28??? i have to know!!

  • search it in google ... idk put something like "Dead or alive movie soundtrack" or something :/

  • oh ive tried, ive tried just about every trick i know :(

  • then is just a scream ... :/

  • @steveygg

    Wiki it. Or try to find copyrights for all the stuff in the movie. But then again, yew might not care about it enough to do so, LOL.

    Research. =|

  • In the My Name is Earl universe.

    Servent: Miss Armstrong its your father again.

    Tina: Dammit dummy I said I don't wanna talk to him!

  • Is that Joy playing Tina???

  • yeah ! :D

  • @BonkuriTokio112 hell yea i love her on my name is earl

  • @BonkuriTokio112 ikr she has nice ass.

  • this movie was ok...

  • tina is more like a ninja than wrestler

  • sucks so much

  • This movie make zero sense.

  • Oh Liu Kang, Oh how the mighty have fallen. Oh Kay

  • oh how the mighty have fallen indeed