Shark Week 101: How To Punch A Shark

[iPodtouchkid2011]

i poke them n the eye like a boss

[yomamasawmw]

Seeing as Andy is hosting this year. He's gonna punch a shark like a boss.

[scarab088]

im going to start carrying a diving knife if i ever get a boat and go in the sea.

[ForeverisGone13]

wouldn't puching it piss it off even more?

[DaFawky]

"They just want to see what you are, adn then they'll be on their merry way"

Oh ok, I see. Wow now I have nothing to worry about.

If a shark swims by, I just have to stay calm, or maybe even enjoy the view while he's swimming right by me.

[myo007]

Hi is the Shark that stupid? lol

[damaband41]

haha be on their merry way. That along with the shark attack statistics gives me a whole new perspective on sharks.

[ashegam]

"they just want to see what you are, and they're on their merry way"

Merry way my ass, they will eat you up faster than you can say "oh shit".

[bikiniisland]

@ashegam lol yup sharks are unpredictable. lol too funny

[BTIsaac]

@ashegam

It's what you get when you get in their way. Sharks don't eat people, in fact most predators don't, because we are the worst tasting creatures on the planet. Predators DO attack if you violate their territory though. Plus sharks will become agressive when they smell blood, or you're making too much noise, not to mention their teeth are designed to bite off anything that gets in their mouth, but they will never intentionally aim to kill and eat a human.

[19KILLER99]

hey know that guy 100% he is my niehbore i ask him so much and get the excellant answers!!!!!!

[TheLoneWolf52]

Want to tell me how this works with a Hammerhead?

[MONICAandSARAH]

ah you shittin me

[markareg]

if your face to face with a shark that wants to eat you.... thank god your meanilingless life perpetuated the growth of the planet by feeding life thats more valuable than you. because you suck, and your probably deserve to die.

[MrTraitorX]

what if he wasn't going to eat you but you attack him and make him angry?

[fatlee69]

hahaha you R dead!!

[Floyd5642]

I knew about the gills, but I thought that the eyes were a better target than the nose. Oh well, shows what I know.

[LuisRC91]

lol is this for real lol

[teenkid123]

@LuisRC91 yes...-_-

[arkansasbean]

Lol, Is this for real??? Is he serious??? Lol, there is no way im punching a shark....scissor kick one in the teeth maybe but never punch one.

[checkerslob2]

y not.. would u rather get eaten by one :P

[arkansasbean]

Lol, i went parasailing about a month ago and a shark attack was in my thoughts. Still think ill stick with the scissor kick to the face though lol.

[juicedup14]

i think a falcon pawnch would be helpful in that situation

[KonradAdenauer]

LAND SHARK!!!!!

[Snowscar90]

ID DROP KICK A SHARK RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[TjrAnimations]

RIGHT IN DA KISSAH

[MartinTaco]

Oh!! COOOL!!! Let's go punch a shark!! Who's with me?

[rainchildsakura]

I am!

[MartinTaco]

wait, you go first..i just wanna see if the shark is hungry.

[rainchildsakura]

Ha! But sharks do not eat my kind! I'm a Filipino! I eat them! Ha!

[uberbigbread]

yeah my fellow pinoy

[arkansasbean]

MartinTaco

Lol, ill try anything once...probably the first time would be the last time though.

[lemonsyay1]

what if a basking shark tries to filter you?

[raperoxxx995]

i dont like the beach :D

and the shark scare me. D:

[Innocentlive24]

....se agradece el consejo...

pero realmente alguien puede tener tanta fuerza debajo del agua.. como para meter un puño o tirar cualkier tipo de golpe?('.')

mejor lo tomo como una broma.

unsalu2

[A7Xsnaff]

i simply cannot take that video seriously

[AzNGhOsT99]

sharks its seals they are smart enouf to know if you are harmful to it sowhen i go diving i would have my hands full they attack surfers the most because under the water the surfer and board both look like seals so bam shark attack

[inbarshema]

i went snorkeling and i saw a bunch of sharks, and they were really big! But they dont care about humans, so they wont attack. they only attack humans if they think there food

[neromydog]

yeah, but still they ate humans

[tycoonassassin]

They are food.

[GODLIKE20000]

wow i bet Rob Schneider feels like an idiot after watching this video....

[seanarrative]

cool tips, I dont think I'll be attacked by a shark... but If I do, I'll smack him on the head

[wuzzyperson]

Alternately, if you ever find yourself hanging from a rope ladder with a shark firmly attached to your leg, simply whip out your Shark Repellent Bat-Spray, thus causing said shark to instantaneously explode upon hitting the water's surface.

[psychoxs]

If you turn off the audio and watch the 0:16part, you will see that the best way to defend yourself of a shark is to masturbate over him xD !!! LMAO

[orvillemiran]

there must be an actual vid.,lol...that's not gonna work.

[1999Golfer]

great now when i see a shark im gonna beat the living crap out of it

[bakerskyline]

just carry a rambo knife when you swim. That should work.

[jqboo]

I see where this is going... someone's going to allow sharks into MMA now.

[Thetrooper14]

lol, punch at his nuts, xD

[maxi6116]

i dont need no fists i just send out my pikachu and thunder shock its ass

[FreezingStorm]

Falcon punches..........works every time

[Grveow]

ok when i see a shark ... i punch him in the middle of his face .... bam!

[twisted709]

good,now i can go shark wrestling

[Rewfuy]

hmm...idk, i found that screaming FALCON PUNCH underwater and punching square in the nose is the most efficient way...though it often causes the shark to explode instantaneously upon contact.

[JohnFinnigan1]

Yeah, that's what Animal Planet said to do.

[buckbumble]

is this a joke it must be

[Commonpaintballer]

nope those are the proper ways to stop a shark

[buckbumble]

well, i assume these techniques are not so useful on disgruntled great whites with a taste for your blood.

[Commonpaintballer]

nope but there the best tactics with ur limited options

[yaroukh]

I would repeat "We can!" and "Change!" several times and he would suck my dick.

[MoHawkMan45]

That's right punch the shark in the fucking face. That will teach it whose boss

[Destroyer1337ful]

@MoHawkMan45 Yeah, cause I punch sharks, like a boss!

[fi7thy]

To hell with biting,punching,kicking,or breaking your foot off in the shark's ass to avoid being eaten. I'll take the simple precautionary step of not being in shark infested waters in the first fucking place.

[XIBS117IX]

agreed

[keeperoftwilight]

oh yes, like someone plans that a shark is going to come up to the shallow waters at the beach, therefore they decide not to go into the ocean that day? get real >.>

[purestr8str]

Not aggressive!?!? lol

[Gnoma2345]

nah and neither was bush

[notom]

each year more people die as a result of elephants than from sharks - sharks get a very bad press

[DaFawky]

@notom I don't live in an area with elephants, except the zoo. It depends where you are and how much time you spend there.

[BiLlAbOnG353]

why the fuck would you punch a shark it will eat you up LMFAO

[hollyiscool15]

IMA PUNCH HIZ GILLZ LOL

[justareplica]

i'll bite it's fins >=D

[Bluestudio555]

If a shark swims up to me i'll shove my foot in its ass.

[nonstopc4t]

if u swims up to me i will fuck ur ass

[Bluestudio555]

Are you a shark? What the fuck?

[grahamcoles1966]

or just get some under water electric cable

[AlexanderBrando]

"it jsut wants to swim by u" forget tat B.S!

[jelirestri]

Don't punch sharks. Save the planet. It's their nature eat surfers...

[billeybop]

I did what they suggested and lost my left arm above the elbow. I am black and the EMT told me that shaks are like people. Some like white meat and some like dark meat? I did not know this!

[hotsmilez]

ur an idiot! being black has nothing to do with shark attacks. if u were attacked by a shark im sorry but it had nothing to do with ur skin tone.

[billeybop]

Then esplain why moore white people are bitten by sharks? I was next to 2 white folk and it got me? The shark in the vid was not reel.

[PsilocybinMagic]

learn to spell before you criticize anyone...

[lspuris]

what about pop him in the fucking head?

[playerofrock04]

"Oh hey look! A big fucking dangerous shark! Let's swin towards it and try to punch it in the face! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!"

[clownythekillerclown]

Who are you quoting? lol

[playerofrock04]

I don't know

[cpnamn]

"OH GOD NO IT BIT MY RIGHT ARM! but hey, that's ok - i still have one arm left. I'll just punch him again! hooray i'm saved!"

*second shark showes up and eats him alived..

what do we learn today?

swim in pools, it's alot safer :D

[keungaram]

hehe

[djduncs132]

cya im off for a swim for a shark killing frenzy

[JakesToons]

lol

[Sozzie16MJ]

surely if a shark waz right nxt 2 u then u would have noticd it erlier and swam away.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Punching a shark aka giving a shark your newly severed arm as a token of peace.

[jonomurphy3]

haha

[permanentjetlag]

surely if there was a shark next to you you'd try swim away rather than be like "oh i know, i'll punch it."

[barney1is1the1man]

Surely you know that sharks swim faster than us and its dark underwater, also people usually dont spend their swimming time looking around underwater for a shark to see if one is coming.

[permanentjetlag]

Obviously I know that, I'm not that stupid. And I know people don't look around for them. But if you were in an area where there would be shark warnings (just saying that cos you don't get sharks where I'm from, but if you were swimming in say Australia, yes there would be shark nets but there would be signs and stuff up) and you saw a dorsal fin above water you'd make some attempt of getting away. It may not work, but you'd try.

[weepanic]

Let's go visit a shark.

[k0kett1]

Tomorrow im lookin 4 a shark and test the tipps haha

[pkermeo]

i can see someone just finding sharks and hitting them just to see if it works. lol

[scubudish93]

i heard this from hey arnold. thanks steely phil now i know how to defend against a shark!

[DaWildTod]

Let's gang those mutha fucka shars and kick they'r ass now!!

[silentshadow3176]

this is wrong u dont jab it on the nose lol u poke its god danmk eyes out lool maybe how u gna jab in the water lol

[graffitiisgoodforyou]

couldnt youjust shoot it instead

[truelove1330]

I think I'll use some Brazilian JuJitsu against the shark.

[truelove1330]

And I also want one of those cute shark suits.

[number999999999]

i agree ^^

[doggydodo2]

lol. ill make it sleep wit the rear naked choke.

[CoolToobmovie]

Wuts jujitsu?

[DarthXephron]

This makes me want to punch sharks.

[BillyAteSocks]

This makes me just wanna rip out sharks eyes. lol

[idStarfleet]

I thought I was the only one. Let's go hunt for some sharks and beat them up

[DarthXephron]

Alright man meet you there. haha

[genuinediamond]

theyd think youre a seal and hunt you down. >.O or they wanna check out that sexy body of yours. yo but honestly. sharks are legal serial killer. they spy from a mile for days just to kill one seal or something T.T its ok to punch them once in awhile though jk jk jk

[harvey101107]

the words "shark" and "merry" in the same sentence.. interesting

[ZabinV]

Time to head to the beach and punch some sharks!

[FrankietheMute]

my thoughts exactly!!

[brnpenn]

one time i woke up from a drinking benge and my mouth smelt like 5 cans of shark shit

[Cotslax31]

a Shark bit my penis into 3 pieces, i was only able to keep one piece.

[Predinator2k7]

if i shark came at me i wudnt think about punching the mother fucker id think about gettin the fuck out of the water quicker than usain bolt can run!!!

[DarthSasuke]

LMFAO!!!

[paintballgundown8]

can someone answer this cause sharkweek is misinforming. one show said the bite force of a shark is only a little more than a humans and its the sharp teeth that shred and another said the force is over 3 tons. wich one is true or is one shark's bite much different form others?

[hnrksl]

i would think 3 tons. is bout right cause alot of shows say thats there bite force

[animalnt]

bullshit, that guy probably only has one leg from a shark attack

[Desert645]

I want that costume. <3

[podunkasu]

everyone knows the best place to punch a shark is in the balls!

[666xxxXXXxxx666]

HIT THE SHARK!

[TNTLighter101]

what about poking their eyes? or spinning around and getting on top and holding on to its fin so thn u cud ride a shark and it cant get u!!

[MishuTaste]

If a great white shark was swimming toward me, I'd sh*t my shorts.

[HammarHeart]

same here dude, its shark week on the discovery channel, i watched it for like 20min, and holy shit, those things are fucking killing machines.

DO NOT FUCK WITH GREAT WHITES, THEY WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT

[maxchamullento]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

[fatretardedlamb]

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[UncleFeisty]

Ok that's fucking crazy. Props to the woman for being brave enough to get close to that shark.

[morelltechyahoocom]

A great way to swim with sharks would be to put on what kind of suit?

A) lead armor

B) dressed as a seal with seal scent

C) dress like an Oversized American.

D) None of the above

[SushiPie28]

all of the above!

[wimscheers]

C Sharks are healthy creatures.

[FourMileIsland]

Nice, ima go punch a shark now!

[Nohomo89]

LOLOLOL

[wimscheers]

Saw a National Geographic documentary recently about shark attacks. Guys tried to punch it on the nose, it bit his hand off. Comes around, and guy tries again. There goes the other hand. He survived, but he sunk the 'punch em on the nose' myth for me. Glad to see it was just his technique and we can still pull an can of old school woopass on the MF's.

[claudelebel55]

the technique is last resort, so you've got nothing to loose by giving it a shot.

[shfbdfi1273]

Shark ate my balls.

[imi2k]

hahhhahahahahah.............

[S4r4the]

OMG WHAT A SCARY SHARK!

[Obedience100]

the best way to get rid of a shark is to dress like a seal and lay on a silver plater lol

[Omegace]

How about guns? do they work?

[barney1is1the1man]

lol what a stupid comment

[Omegace]

How so..? Mong.

[barney1is1the1man]

why would you have a gun underwater in the first place? and second, you must be stupid if you think a gun could work properly after its been in the water let alone underwater.

and if you were talking about shooting it from a boat its still a dumb comment since you wouldn't need to defend yourself if you are hunting.

[Omegace]

Who said anyone was hunting?

This is just a video of how to defend against shark attacks.. hence I add the reason to use a gun

Harpoon guns are extremely common amongst divers and nowadays guns are developed enough to be able to work underwater

Think before you post random flame

[barney1is1the1man]

This video isn't for divers, its for people who swim in the ocean and want to learn how to defend themselves from a shark attack, and i doubt someone would lug arounfd a gun into the water and swim with it, also it would look pretty odd for someone to have a gun at a beach, also, though a gun might work underwater, it still drags the bullet and slows it down, making it useless.

Know what your talking about before you copy and paste of a website =P

[Omegace]

Can you read? Did I say this video was especially for divers? No. I used that as a context for the guns being used. Wow, stupidity at its highest form here.You're basically flaming me when the video hasn't even been set into a context, it says shark attacks at any given situation.

-Not once is the word "beach" mentioned in this post.

-Hence I used harpoon gun as a example, you say guns and you think firing a bullet at maximum velocity, guns working underwater have a completely different system.

[Omegace]

Copy and paste? I attain my knowledge from actually leaving my computer. I suggest you do the same

[barney1is1the1man]

Good for you. I also get around myself, lets be BFFS!!!!!

But seriously, im not going to argue with an idiot who doesn't read my comment properly, and seems to forget what he had just said in a previous post

[barney1is1the1man]

No you didn't say the video was for divers, yet you use them as an example for carrying guns, something a normal pedestrian wouldn't usually carry around.

Well you can call me stupid as it doesn't bother me, since you are clearly misreading what i am saying.

-Silly boy, beaches are right beside the ocean, you see they are connected, most of the time you must walk on the beach to get to the ocean, which is the case of most people who suffer shark attacks.

[Omegace]

1. "pedestrian" Wow, seriously. You are dumb.

2. Misreading what you are saying? When you're saying a load of bullsh*t and flaming my comments it's hard to actually understand.

3. When the f*ck did we start talking about beaches? This about shark attacks in GENERAL. The video doesn't give any example so my comment is completely valid. Do I have to keep repeating myself or are you gonna read my comments and just repeat yourself with the same point.

[BaxSho]

The only sure fire way to get rid of a shark is a Shoryuken.

[ksalinta]

i love sharks :)

[edensda]

yea... they just want swim by

[trueangeljr]

lol

[vEnoM50o]

GET A LIFE

[anyoona]

Can you kick them in the nuts?! Personally, I like to shove a finger up it's ass. Spit on it's face. And then yank on one of it's nuts. Just to show him who's boss.

[skaminy54601]

so are you some kinda pedophile?

[dar529]

it's definitely possible to punch a shark in the face. lara croft did it in one of the tomb raider movies lol... then she road on its back to swim away.

[PR31D]

pro vid, loved it

[PixieSticksRSweet]

yea right, like im ever gonna want to punch a shark in it's face.

[kuzCOREality03]

what you're suppose to do is knock it out then fuck its brains out and then send it to a japanese restaurant and have it cooked .

or maybe make a shark fin soup outta it

[pugdaddy06]

punch lol

[pugdaddy06]

and if it grabs you pucnh it in the eye lol

[hellpker11]

Lol. The best way to defend from a shark is not to dive near them.

[EnSkiva]

well, u maybe dont dive near them, but what if they swim near you? :>

[psychoxs]

Haha, well thought! xD

[lollieman101]

these are good tips, although ever tried punching through water? rather hard, and if u miss, it's hard to get in another shot, without trouble aiming.

[IISeZmOnDII93]

yeh wat they dont telll you is it only puts the shark off for abut 5 mins then it comes back for you and your family

[D0TperiodD0T]

Me thinks 5 min has enuf to swim awey m'kay?

I love using bad grammar.

[EvanJuggle]

u r wrong

[exolonionocleus]

What they don'y tell you is that after you punch the shark you have to follow up with a spining back kick then a Tiger claw to the head then finally the Five Finger touch of death.

[MugD4]

lol :D

[ShredWithMe]

a good way to defend yourself from a shark, as he's coming to you with his mouth open like as they often do, dive into his mouth. throwing him off gaurd. which in turn will angle you somewhere in the beasts mouth. then hop up and down in a forward motion trying to suffocate the shark.

[mrklenrd]

hahaha sounds like fun, ShredWithMe

[givuhcky22]

hahahahahahhahahahahahah oh my god!

that was hilarious.