Why? Because.

[justagrrlinny]

It's her eyes....see, she hypnotizes you with her eyes...that's why you can't...pull...yourself...away­....from...her...videos...even when you're actually supposed to be cleaning your house, doing the laundry, and eating at some point during the day.

[chaky0028]

oh god f+++ck youtube

[alexurotaru]

You're probably one of the funniest people I've ever seen on YouTube...oh, and.don't try making those vids any shorter..your mumbling does seem to be entertaining! Cheers!

[Depalla]

ähm..narf narf ?

[skotty2hotty4u]

i just subscribed yesterday and im totally diggn your videos!please dont quit!

[SugarLipsx33]

1:31 ... skype xD

[Canizzlez]

i cant beleive i watched this whole thing, i jus saw 7 min and was like nooo but as you kept saying the same things over and over again i was hypnotized to keep watching =)

[moerderzecke]

Fuchs du hast den Hans gestohlen,

spuck die kerne aus!

spuck die kerne aus!

sonst kommt(!) dich die eiszeit holen

mit dem spanisch-sprechenden-holzauge!

Dieser Kommentar war 100% sinnfrei!

vielen dank für ihr geld!

narf! dope! chiiiiing! x( *tilt*

xDDD

[foxleyleon]

Hey! i like rambling too.................

[gembay]

About the dubbing tv shows part....I hear you! You can't even watch german tv (nor go to the movies) togehter with someone from an english speaking country, it's SO embarrassing.

[dosenpfaendle]

Nice video. Quite long. Love it.

My "spoken" english (O_o?) sucks! x)

My swe pals never understand me. x(

Yea, not very amusing comment. I know! BEAT IT! Ha! ._.

[MrRay47]

Interesting. I liked it. Where else could we make friends all over the world? aloha :) ray

[lemonboxes]

you're losing your german accent.

[speedyconkiwi]

I don't think I'll ever lose that ; )

[lemonboxes]

honestly, i hope you don't. i adore your accent

[mdebass]

VCR's rule! I think I'll buy a VHS camera soon so I can put my own videos on the t.v!

[speedyconkiwi]

True, that's a pretty cool thing :D

[speedyconkiwi]

I can do everything.

[speedyconkiwi]

No YOU are

[speedyconkiwi]

Good points :D

[breathead]

You're great. I loved this video! I don't know German,

so it's nice for me that you use subtitles or English, but

I like it when other languages are used too.  I've been

trying to find and subscribe to vloggers from France

who vlog in French.

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh I'm sure they're out there somewhere..

[holloway5830]

So in your everyday life with your friends at school you only speak German, right? And you only speak English on Youtube? I agree with ArnoldJames05 your English is so good.

[speedyconkiwi]

Mm hmmm, that's how it is. Thanks! I try^^

[ArnoldJames05]

I wouldn't have thought that you only spoke english on Youtube. I assumed you spoke more English than German in your everyday life because your English is so good!

[speedyconkiwi]

Nope I don't, that's why I kinda need the practise here^^

[myloflex]

...I'm glad you came to YT...you're why I log on...and I see TWK has made a similar comment...DAMN YOUUUZZZZ!!! *shakes fist*

[speedyconkiwi]

And I'm sure you tell that everyone, too.

*wipes away tear*

[myloflex]

LOL um...you are my everyone! ziiing <3

[speedyconkiwi]

Good answer. GOOD answer.

:D

<3

[nbwulf]

Enjoyed the ramble...

[speedyconkiwi]

Thanks chico :D

[kenrg]

Great points, and great vlog - So glad you wanted to 'practice your English'!

[speedyconkiwi]

Me too! And it worked as well. weeeee

[stuartyboy78]

You were the first you tube video i ever watched! I cannot remember which of your videos it was, but i do remember it made me laugh and smile! So I've been hooked ever since, someday ill pluck up the courage to make a video of my own!!

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha that's really cool! Do that, it's fun!

[DevoidofHeartHippie]

I watch Videos cause SpeedyconKiwi is Awesome.

Enough Said.

[speedyconkiwi]

Enough said. Yes :D

[jedimaster86]

I may have seen that Youtubers vid sometime in the past, yeh pretty sure. Anywho, you were actually the inspiration to make my first actual vlog-like thing, so yay for Kiwi!

At first it felt kinda weird to getting involved with the community because I used to see YT on the entertainment-side, but now I see much more out of it.

Sweet hoodie btw, good stuff. I know what else is long...a giraffe's neck!

[speedyconkiwi]

And that's more than cool! It's ice cold! :D

[thewinekone]

I only stayed on YouTube because I found out about youuuu.

[honigmaeulchen]

Kiwi and Tony, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

I want lots and lots and LOTS of SpeedyConKony-Babies! (WinyConKiwi? TheWineKiwi?? TheSpeedyKone???)

[speedyconkiwi]

Anna you're such a girl.

Although I must admit, I like those name combinations. Sick.

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh you liar, you probably say that to everyone.

[JXintheZ]

Thank you for English!

Because I only kinda understood the general "purpose" of Aeric's video...

"määääh" FTW!

Wow! You didn't have Internet? Not even a dial-up modem?

Well at least you're "here" now!

and that's all that matters...

I'm not a big fan of channel recommendations either because it's like they're "ordering" me to watch something...

And nobody tells me what to do...

[speedyconkiwi]

Nope, no internet. After two months, I didn't even miss it anymore.

[DarkDennis1961]

So that's the story? I am glad i ran across that little yellow dancing thing that you posted. It was funny.

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha yeah, that's the story ; )

Thank you for being around for such a long time!

[honigmaeulchen]

Oh god, I lllooovvve the video-in-progress-part, too! I like it so much that when it's finally finished and uploaded on YouTube I'm like 'Määäh, who cares how many people are watching it, let's make another one!'. And people who never made videos themselves just don't get it! People around me get really annoyed when I just can't shut up about my YouTube video ideas, so I don't say anything at all anymore which makes them think that I'm becoming an internet addicted sociopath. FUN!

[AericWinter]

You'd scare the bejeezus out of me, Anna.

If I didn't know exactly what you meant.

*Freak*

[speedyconkiwi]

Yeah same here. I absolutely and completely agree in every part lol

[bedoboy]

Another great video I love this response channel plus your main one. you always bring a smile to my face.

James

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you James!

[chris3ff]

I'm really glad you got the internet in September 2006 and I'm really glad you saw Superlunary's videos and I'm really glad you decided to make videos yourself. In english. See ya, freakbaby.

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh that brought back memories :) I miss the freakmama, I really do. *sigh

[DavidRayDog]

Yay Kiwi 2.0!

[jabazzy]

You've come a long way from 1 or 2 subscribers wheeeee and I'm glad.

I favourited that "Youtubers" a while ago because it was very touching.

...and touching is good ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

It's cheesy. Cheesy is good. Bwahahaha

[ajgenius]

I remember watching your first videos back when I was merely a hidden stalker. Before I even had an account (or camera). I don't know if I saw the very first one though.

The community is always what keeps me coming back and watching. I have never been a /part/ of the community because I never know how.. err. Awkward much.

But I like watching real people. Much better than most TV. And Real Time! Sorta.

(AND. YT hates me! For the past week only maybe 1/5 comments actually posts. grrrr. POST!)

[speedyconkiwi]

Well what was the first one you saw?

[ajgenius]

I don't remember. It was a few weeks before the one you did in german.. so April? I don't even remember what you were talking about.

I just remember I first watched because I had never heard someone with your accent before.

Accents are fun. ;)

[atmore58]

Well said, I watch for many of the same reasons, myself. I do not post videos yet due to the antique computer I am using. I am upgrading soon, and perhaps I will invest in a cheap video set up, but for now, I am limited to posting comments. Thanks for your channels, Kiwi, I enjoy them both.

[speedyconkiwi]

It's never too late to start, and it's great fun, you really should try it!

[zebidee55]

Ich denke, daß was haben Sie gesagt, ist derselbe für die meisten Leute, die videos ähnlich Ihrem bilden. Gute Antwort.

Englische Antworten fdG! ;)

[EddyBergman]

Heheh, very good effort Michael ^_^

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha nice try ; )

And.. thanks :D

[brunotg]

thank god u discovered youtube, it is nice to always watch u :) you're so right about the tv thing ... i'm with you on that one, i also do not watch tv anymore! looking forward to watch more videos from u!

[speedyconkiwi]

Thanks! Yeah TV sucks, it's funny how I never noticed that before lol

[fallofautumndistro]

Glad you found the community and started making vids Kiwi, it's been a lot of fun getting to know you over the last few months.

[speedyconkiwi]

I'm glad too, Alan :D

And I'm glad we e-meet on here!

[Steve7508]

there's nothing on tv anymore because all the creative people are online.

and on a different subject, LisaNova says she's going to start making vlogs, but her recent one is so awkward, I don't think she's really a vlogging sort of person. sketch comedy: yes. vlogging: no.

[speedyconkiwi]

I really liked her vlog! The camera quality was crappy, the lighting sucked, she got interrupted by her dog, that's just how I like vlogs^^

[Ranblv]

You should watch the dl737 youtube challenge video, he did a great job explaining the same question.

but then again you probably won't cause you don't like channel recommendations LOL

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahaha well if I remember this sometime, I'll watch it : )

[Dinzla]

yay for English!!

although.. German would have been funny..

[tavin15]

do you understand german?

[speedyconkiwi]

Aaaand a lot of work and feeling uncomfortable and blaaaaaah