Freezing Cold, and Ants and I Chew Soul

[MeltedBaby]

Not supposed to be actual words, Its gibberish on purpose, why are you trying to interpret It?

[CKnightsofni]

It is the world's most perfect music video.

[klr181979]

Is that Beck's uncle??

[zilbiol]

this is just awful

[BustDays]

LOL wut

[CKnightsofni]

I didn't know The Doctor was in an Italian music video...

[shadowsofglory]

0:11 Best face ever.

[TehBurnout22]

first dislike.

[istaros]

press 1 for bj action

[KyonshiiTheWicked]

I seriously cant live with out this thing I just discovered 5 minutes ago.

[ImHappyWithYouxD]

how the hell did I end up on this page?? XD

[ResurrectedTemplar]

Damn, Celentano remains badass even in this nonsense.

[TheSideboom]

WHO EVER HAS PUT THE WORDS TO THIS SONG ON SCREEN ARE ALL WRONG,SORT YOURSELF OUT .

[TheSideboom]

I REMEMBER THIS RECORD FROM THE LATE 70'S

[HYAAALP]

My interperetation: Part 4

Bill is indifferent, just sitting calmly through the worker's suffering. He begins to grow irritated at her for losing efficiency, moving along as if she was stuck in a pile of dough. However, his future is set. He builds a pizza empire, some say he sits on a throne with eyes glassy as an insect's. However, he's willing to tell his sick, twisted story; Just give him a call. Now, what do you want on your pizza?

[HYAAALP]

My interperetation: Part 3

At home, he was an irresponsible man; An insomniac who only cared about his beer, and being an outright strange man to his neighbors, doing such mad acts as licking their faces. However, due to his exploited worker's psychic prowess, people begin rushing from four states to the pizzeria. He begins to speculate when he sees an opprotunity in the stock market, and he makes a fortune. The psychic begins to have a poor physical condition, her skin turning purple.

[HYAAALP]

My interperetation: Part 2

The would be victim was Stan, a spy from Cuba, his codename being "Braided Ghost". The restauraunt opened as a pizza place with questionable product quality, the workers having unsettling smiles and cooking the pizzas on burning diesel fuel. Bill took on the name of Cinnamon, a man with ever a cold heart. He abused the psychic ability of one of his workers to trick goat farmers into giving him all of their profits and cheeses, with many looking on in horror.

[HYAAALP]

My interpretation: Part 1

A pizzaria owner, Bill, is renowned for his... unusual ingredients. He used to be an executioner who brought justice by eating the offenders. He roasted them using missiles and chopped them up with gardening tools, singing this jam as he performed his horrible deeds, all while staying out of sight of the Courts. The "Karma-naut", he called himself. However, he was prone to convincing; One of his would-be victims told of a plan to start a restaurant.

[Mizuumi18]

This song is now ruined forever.

Ruined IN THE BEST WAY.

[nobodyfromnowhere]

Reminds me of one episode of MST3k. Crow, laughing: "Is this how they think we act?"

[IAMCANADIAN1998]

Oh, please... Adriano Celentano has lived in Italy his entire life so far as I know, it's doubtful he even speaks English.  The lyrics are gibberish.

[Darkbirdy]

Adriano Celentano, who wrote and performed this song, said himself that the lyrics were gibberish. They are meaningless words meant to sound vaguely like English, but are not actual words. It is the nature of our minds to find meaning, so we hear words that 'sound' about right in the gibberish, but there aren't any real words in there.

It was intended to make a statement about humanity's inability to communicate.

[nobodyfromnowhere]

Reminds me of that one Godzilla flick on MST3k, with a bunch of Japanese teenagers in a 1940s style diner, dancing ridiculously to rock and roll; "Is this how they think we act?"

[vitruvian8807]

Lol, the lyrics are just like those spam emails with sentences at the bottom, gibberish.

[stinky125]

LOL

I Love It

[sherizampelli]

What the $#*%?

[potatobanana]

"You're the colour of majesty" sounds more like "unicorn of majesty". And who wouldn't sing about unicorns!?

[quetzalcoatlustastic]

I personally would have went with "call two Brady girls" (as in Carol and Marsha perhaps?) instead of "call the braided ghost". Seriously though, this is pretty great.

[estheme]

GLORIOUS HARMONICA SOLO

hahahah, I love it!

[uselessness]

I'm the Karmanaut!

[XXXoebe]

Karmanaut!!!! Best. New. Word. Ever.

This is nine kinds of awesome. Thanks!

[kronnyqq]

lol love it.....i chew soul