Minecraft For Nobs: Episode Two "Lost In The Woods"

[chickenwinglady]

random collage of sentences

(Dragonball z)

[gl0ob3r]

*INHAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEEE­* "You're fucking grounded!"

[HitmenWwe1]

Hi



[xSkyPandax]

is it just me or does his torches look like nasty vibrationg toys called dildos? >.>

[dancewithsomewolfs]

why did that guy you attacked sound like a dieing pig ( when you hit it ) when you hit him 0_0

[AdvancedPwner]

Was he saying WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH or LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL?

[Connietestify]

my cat in minecraft just purred and then immortal sed wtf was that?

[11Newwolf]

why i think this this gonna be zelda

[torny6]

NO FUCKING DISLIKES U PEICES OF CRAP!!

[xXnewbhackerXx]

Imagine the gay tony nova would do off of that giant mountain!

[SilentExile729]

1:35 R.I.P. headphone users

[chanceofstrange]

@MediumRare103 IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!

[Duox9937]

@chanceofstrange How do you know he's not jokeing?

MESSED YO MIND!

[MoMoT52]

Toast is soo realistic in this game

[Hellfire2170rules]

get a better camera

[ImmortalHDFilms]

@Hellfire2170rules yea, i was using my phone to capture this video.

[MediumRare103]

@ImmortalHDFilms how do you use your phone?!

[michelleh2580]

@ImmortalHDFilms cani add you on steam

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[1405JK]

@ImmortalHDFilms

there's nothing wrong with the camera, this serie is great!!!!!

You are pretty much underrated in my opinion :(

You are great!!!!!!!

[juuuuuuuuzo]

@ImmortalHDFilms ♥

[7rfb]

couldve been worse. "herobrine" could have shown up

[Kikipet54]

@7rfb Heribrine was removed from the game patches ago, his files are still hidden in the minecraft folder but you can't spawn him.(well these files were removed in 1.0 but it doesn't affects it here)

[TheSandvich1]

@Kikipet54 I take that as Sarcasim.

[supershootup]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!

[totalawsomeplayer]

puppy do have to have jetpacks

[Omghacks115]

MOAR SNIPER GHOST WARRIOR

[Exile1Productions]

Does any one know what the seed is for me?

[supadwarfa]

6:24 thats what she said

[cosadever]

Why does it..like sometimes..Aleks sounds like..sly

[Jakethesnake481]

Aleks - Russian

Sly -spanish

[faat1ydut]

@houseofnightfan654 da fuck you on about? it's katana not katona...

[SuperMoggymog]

y do the soldiers sound like pigmen?

[supadwarfa]

@SuperMoggymog there not new mobs,There just retextured pigmen,Like how cobblestairs are just retextured wood stairs

[Duron119]

@supadwarfa And they actually shoot you.

[runar5959]

no its becues the mod maker is a nob at modding

[KiwiSuperNinja]

5:15 he wants to dig deeper hur hur hur

[KGNgaming]

@houseofnightfan654 its katana dude not katona 'fucks wrong witchu?

[Raveslave321]

i love this series been a nob for ages :) immortal your a lad.

[Lyricsdude11]

Lol tags

[ThatBigTurtle]

How many times do you think he said fuck in this video?

[thesomeone96]

Lol he saw the fox and said hommie

[zachsims520]

puppies should have jetpacks

[left2live]

Time to go outside and scream:

NOBS 4 LYF

[TheEyEzIcK]

Immortal do you use Fucking Coronocraft??????

[supaslothman]

10:00 immortal:get out!

(soldier walks out and sad music plays)

soldier:grumble

immortal: shut up! your a fucking asshole

(soldier walks to door and looks through window)

immortal: no! ur not aloud back in

(immortal beats soldier with a stick for leaving coming back and growling)

[TheDallasmonkey]

What is the seed?

[jtdollar97]

hahaha that noise at 4:02

[PureLeathal]

Immortal how HD are you?

[xLoGiKApple]

You sir said SlyFox its only one thing to do... HOMIE UNITE!!!

[HouseofNightfan654]

Ka-ton-a it is an o sound, not a, immortal. ive grown up with swords so im just about obcessed with them. :/

[robyJoeProductions]

Yay! 23 episodes in a few days!

[falcodomin8tor12]

@Rylie666 Loser

[EpicElf42]

in my world, squids spawn in my toilet... so it's kinda annoying

[EpicElf42]

10:10 he only wants some toast.. :,(

[mrkc217]

does he have a cold?

[endweII]

I love his descriptions. :D

[mko158]

STFU SPIDER!

[Darkslyfox1]

Y they sound like pigmen?

[Darkslyfox1]

8:23 r u high?

[Darkslyfox1]

I use ur texture pack :D

[XSweetxKikitigerX]

xD "AH HOMIE!" Someone's screaming for Sly!

[hhgregable]

What if I'm a homie?

[Dragonfire2652]

slyfox for a second

[mjiscrazi123]

loling so hard XD

[accesstoschool]

is it just me or do immortal and sly sounds familiar

[CanibalPandaLovesYou]

heheh... i guess you could say... Immortal had some..STICKy toast! :D sorry, had too x3

[GTLx16]

Holy shit sexy house.

[RustyNapp3s]

stuff more often aye?

[Driftkingjoker]

NOBS 4 LYF

[TheEwester]

NOBS FOR FUCKING LIFE

[Candykarkki]

Hey Hey Immortal I saw a squid in a little Pool of water ._.''

[aftershock742]

.....to make toast....you use sticks....YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND

[schizle32]

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU RAGE IT GIVES ME A FUCKING BONER!!!!!!

[MRiSellDrugs]

09:56

Immortal: Hey! Dick!

Soldier: Me gusta. ಠ_ಠ

[alexcr00]

some people are dumb and think that everything has generated normally, IT'S A MOD THAT GENERATES THE BIG MOUNTAINS!

[canor123]

I hate his texture pack...

[TheTheRoBBi]

1337 likes !!!!!!

[madespy]

Jesus turns water to wine.

ImmortalHD turns sticks to toast.

[SNEAKYBAC0N]

can you tell the seed?

[SNEAKYBAC0N]

SEED?

[thebestizboy]

what?



[thebestizboy]

Aleks: WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA!

Me: WHOA!

[ANIheroX]

Missioncraft coming back or so bro?

[BSrangemage]

You definitely have been hanging out with Slyfox too much <3 HOMIES ! <3

[bernt00100]

D: why u only have 17 vids now :<

[xXSTORM98CANOONXx]

@bernt00100 deaf or blind?

[bernt00100]

@xXSTORM98CANOONXx both D:

[xXSTORM98CANOONXx]

@bernt00100  D:

[thyboeNN]

@bernt00100 he got hackd

[JoshZeb]

@bernt00100 He got hacked. Some one hacked into Immortal's account and deleted all his videos.

[MultiGoPniK]

I guess does 5 dislikes are whales that are stuck in mine ^^

[lolipona]

that sound is for Dungeon :) So your close to one^^

[YUNOSUBSCRIBED]

@lolipona actually the sound is for a big dark area nearby

[lolipona]

@YUNOSUBSCRIBED Ohh ok:o didnt know that cheers for telling that:)

[ronald2ron1]

blabla bla

immortal rock..

[IceCCity]

when i first started watching you i tought that nob was a word for noob XD

[tommmiin]

best intro ever :D

[omgbubbz]

dont worry were all nobs

[TonyWillWin]

Anyone else Love this intro more then me? DOUBT IT!

[kenharsher94]

@TonyWillWin my mum does.

[TonyWillWin]

@kenharsher94

LIES!

[TheHelgan24]

Ewes dislike bar

[lopez27sergio27]

whats the intro song?

[Casfact]

katana looks like a stick xD

[TemperDXaon]

JetpAck puppies = win

[Biosh0ck3r]

immortal "How could i be so fucking stupid to say that :3" me "CAUSE YOUR FUKIN SPECEL :3 "

[1nespot]

what is the seed

[MrMistercole]

@ImmortalHDFilms You got a liiiiiittle bit more intelligence. :/

[1nespot]

ahhhhh imortal you shud get the timber mod so wr don't have to watch you be a lumberjack

[Infernus250]

At least your not like some creatures who wonder why theyre dying when theyve had 0 hunger bar for 5 minutes

[1nespot]

i love your intro :D

[mmckee333]

Imortal if u go to minecon i can see all ur fans that go scream NOBS 4 LIFE OVER AND OVER AND OVER XD

[Belatrux]

Sniper Ghost Warrior!

[theboringpeople1]

Lugai, he only got hacked once, he deleted the rest of his bids so he could start over

[Philiponthesenuts]

U sir deserve more likes

[B00KVV0RIVI]

Puppies SHOULD have jetpacks. U got a like

[meesinblack]

I love your intro man

[jofac22]

The beginning reminds me of Blair witch

[xXmultiviewXx]

WTF EVERY TIME I WATCH IM ALWAYS THE 103 viewer WTF ITS SCARING ME!

[xRaawwwrrrr]

Where I come from, 'Nob' is another word for penis ._.

[eee1214]

301 veiws over 1000 likes?

[Stellenbroshkenator]

@eee1214 yeah they dont put up the veiws every time someone watches it

[NaughtySly]

for some reason when you said "theres little piggys right there" i thought it sounded so fucking cute but then i realized that...your a boss! so that doesn't work so i slapped myself and then jumped out my window and shivved my downstairs neighboor for asking if i was ok? the nerve of some people...

[mecool421]

Immortal Are your racist??

[joelgsmst1]

@mecool421 According to the homies, he is a "racist manatee"

[TheDarkbytes]

11:35 HE MUST BE A SUPER SAIYAN!

[sonicben99]

Immortal, i would watch your vids more if you didn't swear every 5 seconds :/ please consider

[mikeyp479]

GO IMMORTAL OH YEAH. funny video as always

[simoustache]

why do i laugh when i hear you say ," It's like a whale stuck in a mine."

[canukforce]

@simoustache I laughed because I thought of free willy :P

[1026Bishop]

3:52 lmao

[Trixinity2012]

Couldn't Immortal just section off a portion of that area with the squid or would they not spawn there?

[Proudnoob8210]

Homies and Nobs, UNITE

[Trixinity2012]

976 LIKES REEALLY GUYS? PUPPIES SHOULD TOOOOOOOOTALLY HAVE JETPACKS!

[minecrafter1093]

ka-ta-na immortal -_-

[CrossFadeRemains]

WIFY CRAFT!!!!!!

[xRedFoo209x]

Immortal try to make your episode 15-20 mins longer.

[Luzaatic]

Omg I thought I was the only one with that door noise !

[xRedFoo209x]

every youtuber i subbed and plays minecraft lets play.Always one episode there sumthing there lost in the woods.

[QwimpySoft]

Anyone else think he sounded like Sly when he gets really excited when he saw the fox and randomly said Homie?

[Timeforutodie]

after ur done the playthrough u should give us the seed

[gore1402]

Immortal Y u no accept my friend request in steam?! D: Forever alone

[cosmic5981]

... what just happened?...

[thebigcheese384]

Puppies should have jet packs!

[NeverNether]

Dude. You're hilarious.

[madcharo3]

@2:25 HOMIE!!!

[exenight]

@ImmortalHD i thought you were nova

[supergamecubedude]

HEY I GUESSED YOU WERE A HOOKER AND GIVE ME MONEY

[AznEmoAntony]

Tags are WIN.

[Elochai24]

2:25 HOMIE4LYFE

[miochan12]

@CreepersAndCows

If you think the amount of videos has to do with anything, you're wrong. He also has a huge subscriber base. He's also not a noob, rather, a Nob. The King of Nobs actually.

[ChrisIzFish]

1:40 motorbike?

[CrEePeRkillionareDJ]

Instant toast no bread no toaster buy now! (may contain wood lol jk it is wood!)

[yakkattackk]

hahah toast

[KMplusIS]

Aleks, your probably going to be one of my favorite youtubers soon just because your a person who I have seen most replying to comments, and that lets me know you read them :)

Nobs4Lyf

---btw I'm a girl XD

[CrEePeRkillionareDJ]

At first im like o_O the sharks like "yea I went there" then I saw he was hungry

[MrChocolateElephant]

Hey... Immortal... Was your password your user name? +10 to hacker...Hurr Hurr Hurr.... (From Slyfox). Jk ily

[howlermonkeysweat]

Bread sticks?

[BlueMagic900]

Change Your Password So You Don't Get Hacked (you probably did) but maybe change it to a hard password

[varnisa]

immortal: "why are squids so hard to find?" sly: "because you're a racist"

[kriscarreiro123]

hur hur immortal likes beating wood 4:28

[TheDishwasher57]

New Subscriber :)

[SlyKatieIsSly]

You are EXACTLY how I was when I started Minecraft.

[noblenoobslayer]

iam 800 like yea

[Sinnett99]

Nobs for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kingdaro557]

@Sinnett99 *lyf

[XFri3dRic3]

Army is recruiting pigmen now? THE HELL AMERICA ?

[lordlandbeast]

(Zombie appears) oh oh oh ZOMBIE

(Fox appears) HOMIE!

(Creeper appears) Creeper fug off yur dumb

(Boy appears) Hey werewolf, why aren't you a werewolf

(Bill nye appears) Your fudging weird

(Spider appears) Godamn it not this again

(Rat appears) Oh fudge

(Skelly appears) No time for you right now

(shark appears) You mother fudger you wanted to eat me

Only Immortal can survive this fudge >:D

[darkstar407]

@lordlandbeast NOT even immortal could survive that fudge (without hax)

[TheCuteypanda]

@lordlandbeast You Hatin' on Bill Nye?!

[lordlandbeast]

@TheCuteypanda Bill nye is my god!

[ultraepicness13]

Yay minecraft for nobs 4 LYF!!

[awesomeguy4246]

Hey immortal SHAME.....