Laffy Taffy Jokes

[Buttertoastman89]

i saw 7 eleven



[THeBesTTHereIz951]

DUDE

Your car is living large if you take it to get serviced.

[77norcross]

What did the penis say to the condom?

Cover Me,I'm going in

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lmao

[Ratchet721]

Zack? What  happened to your car?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SlimShadyy10]

eww this guy isn't funny at all. Check out shane dawson videos. now THATS a funny guy

[hrnewberry2000]

@SlimShadyy10 I am not a fan of Shane. Your face is pretty funny though, you guys should check it out! This guy isnt trying to be funny at the moment. Hes reading stupid jokes from Laffy Taffies. My god.

[TinyTiff12]

What did the judge say the the racket? We will send you to court.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth.

Thumbs up if you've got this. :)

[StinkadoodlePie]

To be fair, I did see "to measure his dick" as the answer to that one on laffy taffy once, so he was partly right...

[anythinggoesbyme]

what kind of camera did you take this with and how much was it cause this has awesome sound quality

[xDrinkingxPerfumex]

i got the cactus and pig one right!

[titybanginfools12]

these fuckin jokes suck

[memorexz88]

to measure his dick wtf

[NerfCommander98]

you should of got a dubble gulp at 711!

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

lol at the end...

[whyfgr]

des moines is pronounced duh moyne...for freaks sake

[Piggie822]

That's the first thing that popped into my head for the last one too.

[ObsessedWithNASCAR]

LMAO, was not expecting that last one!

[UltimateMegaFan]

Wow, Zack. Wow. That last part of the video came out of nowhere. Don't get me wrong, I laughed pretty damn hard, but I just didn't expect that. o.o

[CrazyCanadienne]

I have never seen Laffy Taffy in those little packages before... going on the hunt!

[luvebug21]

Gets it serviced:Peheh

[OoBreno13]

There were two breads in the oven and one said, "Oh, I'm burning" and another said, "Oh, a bread that speaks!" I know... It's not funny :(

[2tired2thinkvideos]

I laughed at your punch line for the last one! Good job.

[KathyBentley]

Two atoms walk into a bar.

One says,"I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first says, "I'm Positive!"

Hahahahahahaha! :-)

[xSebbya]

LMFAO,

[Ifoundher]

That ending was unexpected!

[Ragnarok3000]

2:28 I thought Pork-u-Pine

3:09 lol Its impossible to not think of that answer with that kind of question

[xterrain15]

rofl! Measure his dick was the first thing I thought of too. lol. Pretty creepy joke.

[NikkoOfThePinkRose]

:D weeeeee

[residentevilfan143]

You actually like grape?

I never really liked grape flavor anything. It's always tasted bitter to me.

[daftypunka]

What did the 1337 gnome say to the n00b fairy on Call of Duty?

You "Fey-l" at this game!

ROFLMAONAISE

[pawsogwavo]

o man i was totaly hoping you would end it with that and i was so surprised you said it, coodos to you

[mikeyeskimo]

My Car Is A 96 Lumina That Just Hit 50,000. lol

[SonicDeeHedgehog]

To measure his dick LMAO!!!

[junkjanedoe]

@SonicDeeHedgehog  lol.

[Asakurafan]

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says why the long face?

[phainopepla95]

Spine flu! Much funnier than the official answer! (Kudos legend101zelda!)

Thanks for the yolks, Zack. What did the termite say to the bartender? "Is the bar tender here?

[memobookofsheets]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

[ChocolateMcMuffin09]

a man walks into a bar nd says ouch

[KathyBentley]

Was the last joke on "banana" flavored Laffy Taffy? Ha ha!

There were a lot more jokes left in that bag.  Is this a two part video? :-)

[Metalguitardewd]

why did billy bring a ruler to bed?

to see how long his penis!

lol that was my guess to

[kemey1494]

I had the right punchline for the first one, and I was totally thinking the same thing on the last one! LOLZYRAPTOR!!!

[PorterSpeaks]

This really makes me crave laffy taffy.

[eightlines14]

@PorterSpeaks im eating it right now sparkle cherry

[KzK194]

hahahah that last answer was very unexpected !!!! but funny

[Zoolander252]

nice

[legend101zelda]

pig + cactus = spine flu.

[mast3rlinkx64]

Des Moines is pronounced Deh Moine because its french.Well at least thats what my social studies teacher says.

[Kurfan26]

u like corny jokes lol

[djlucario99]

ha AWESOME XD

ROFLMAOHFHIEN

[GroggleTheBirdAlein]

your the last person i would expect to tell a dick joke

[TheRealSuperSonic125]

the only questions i saw coming was the porkupine and the slide one =P

[japanman989]

MY NAMES NOT BILLY lol =P

[NDS525]

Ending  was sooo funny!

[huahuili7]

lol measure his dick nice one~

[Myella229]

LMAO that was a great answer, I was thinking th same thing.

[Whopper1422]

A Pokey Pig?.......are you serious?

[bloodbrother1251]

he's Zack Scott, he doesnt need to be serious

[irishpimp1001]

2 blondes walk into a building....you'd figure one of 'em would have seen it

[Corkoth55]

"that' ok because i have laffy taffy and jokes" ... and youtube is paying for that car servicing :D

[SecondsToTwelve]

Zack, I saw a guy that looks EXACTLY like you, and a girl looking just like your wife while watching the Minnesota football game.

[StreetDreams360]

Hahahaha!!!

[ronaldofanmikey]

LOLOL! so he can measure his dick

thats too funny

[billylovespokemon]

why would i measure my dick?

loll

nice answer zack

[andristic]

"to see how long he slept" yeah that's a good excuse, he was just measuring the unit. you're right zack.

[DivineScheme]

LOL that is so F'ed up

[ScottCanney]

A couple of favorite Laffy Taffy jokes I remember:

Q: Why did the little cookie cry?

A: Because it's mother was a wafer so long.

Q: Which nutrient is especially good for young people?

A: Pro-teen

[spotcube]

A man walks into a bar.. ouch. >.>

[cygnusmarkus]

i think everyone thought the same with the last one hahaha, awesome video :P

[JayTheSex]

lmfao

[metalorg]

"Pair of sights" was way better than "Paris sights".

[dorkykaya]

omg i was thinking the same rofl

[deemered2]

a sandwich walks into a bar. the bartender says...we don't serve food here!

[jarhed808]

GREAT ending!!!

[GuitarFreak565]

ok so is it normal to not laugh at knock knock jokes and those things? cuz i don't find them hilarious and i want some taffy...

[likeacanvas]

what ds games do you have?

[AndyMan2006P]

YESSS! got the pocupine one right.

these are terrible jokes lol.

[Cwall96]

i got it aswell lol

[givemeyourmoney909]

you know its a terrible joke if it's appropriate enough to tell you mother.

[givemeyourmoney909]

Whoops! I meant your, not you.

[KSRothwell]

HAHAHAHAhahahahaha!!

[Antoni1242]

lmfao!!! i was actually just staring off into nothing when you read that last one and then your guess brought me right back...i was like wtf did you just guess?! lmfao! XD that was great!!

[xjoltsamx]

lmfao the last guess was awesome

[H2TheChrizzle]

OMG U Sez dik!

[xevilknievelx]

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. I totally had that too.

"To see how long his dick is."

:)

[nate3po]

Ugh, you have your car serviced at the dealership? You unnecessarily pay so much more for that! j/k That was my impression of a douchebag missing the point.

[reddirtboy405]

crap the last part was so great....thats what i was thinking....thats the seven eleven i was robed at a few years back.

[bustaproduktion]

HaHaHa brilliant comical timing

[Slammypeachez]

lmfaoooo

[TommyAndGracie]

Love your random funny videos!!! !! Your answers were better!!!!! lol  You really know how to keep yourself entertained! : ) We're definitely getting some Laffy Taffy!

[marniespeaks]

when this video started I was inspired immediately to think of a joke. I had planed on leaving it here in the comments, but then I experienced a seizure from your impeccable timing and forgot the joke

[SUPERLOVERS100]

hahahahhahaha

[AirplaneFoods]

Take every "HA" in all these comments x100. That last one was hilarious.

I have a Honda accord too! except mine is from 1989 and is on its last breath =( It's name is Bambi.

[CutieKimi2009]

lmao...is your car a Honda? that last oke was speechless...you should make another annotation video too! maybe go to the store and check everything out...

[Zingriego]

LOL! That last joke was dirty! I thought the EXACT same thing. Bad us!

[somdoy]

:OOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The last one was so L-O-L xD XD XD XD XD

[pkmarita]

the ending classic!

[ZeroMan183]

lol the last one was the funniest

[Hailevaranex]

Why did you put the warning about the Flip? Is it a bad camera?

[angelboku1]

Oh my.... I had the same answer for the last joke as you did... I'm so ashamed!!! :-(

LOL

[memobookofsheets]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The last joke...!!!

[FightlikeABrave91]

haha. man I wish I could think of something witty to say

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

Not really approriate but here it goes...

Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.

With animals in his heart.

[ZeldaZador]

Ohhhh, so bad, but so accurate.

[BlueVihtic]

I guessed the first one yay.

[berserkberserker]

Definitely that should be the last one.

[luvtosing18]

LOL! Love the last one, I was thinking the same thing!

[yumajohnny]

great laffy taffy jokes!

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

I also guessed porky-pine. Silly Zach...

And lmao @ the end. I'm always surprised by that silly part of you. Wish you showed it off more!

[skier881]

hahaha i guessed the same thing for the last one

[JacobMillaKilla]

lol

[BabyGrl4u1]

LOL on the last one.. I was thinking the same thing.. very bad of me.. :)

[KimberlyAnne618]

i totally guessed porkypine! : )

[DeathFrikinChikin]

i was thinking the same answer for the last one, but than you said and i still laughed pretty hard

[AshleyKScott]

Shake that Laffy Taffy.

[mkz88]

i would have guessed the same for that last one

[GiantTarget]

Des Moines sounds like Da Moyne

[DerSchnurrbart]

I laughed at your punchline for that last joke.

[nckwrn]

HAHAHA. I was thinking the same thing on that last joke.

[kayleekookoo]

hahha

to measure his dick!

well said

[ilovepittybulls]

yay for honda! i heart honda. and i like how you guessed the chicken joke, ive read that one before lol. and i guessed the pig and cactus joke like right away haha. and OMG at the measurement comment lmao

[nckwrn]

lol. Those jokes are so stupid.

[thelonewolf21693]

:D haha awesome 300$ + like 2$

[NikkoOfThePinkRose]

lol FUNNY! :D sorry for you brakes though

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