Inside the Microsoft Apps Lab

[rinkavideos64]

I always thought they said "it was a ripoff of PORN", not pong.

[AngelChildxxx]

now WP7 team reject apps...Ironic no?

[raddaluigi]

Need a sundial with your phone? Use the phone itself. DUH.

[matthewdriftking]

2.01 WTF lol

[filixp1963]

its funny because its the true

[happygamestvfun1]

thats a green screen behind them!

[bushputz]

You should have included a Songsmith app:

watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E

On the other hand, that was probably considered one of the 'good' apps that made it to production...

[REA00002]

im a Zune user, but i have to say, M$ isnt doing anything with thier apps. the Zune community is doing a better job without M$'s help (just released Doom for Zune HD).

[cris178Zune]

@REA00002 there focusing all their strength into the windows phone apps zune apps seem to only be made by microsoft

[thejhornerfactor]

so funny and so truth ! xD

[Micro3rb]

LAME .. WTF was that ?!!

fuuccccckkkk .. it's sooooo fucking lame !

[eetomit]

Microsoft Humor (not responding)

[enz3hsmty]

Microsoft will not be able to reach a quarter of Apple

Apple's innovative and proactive

[CobaltHex]

funny

[WAAB280]

you are here

LOL

[cnoq8]

Lame. Just Lame.

[saudi4fun]

fuck Microsoft

[motlq2006]

الله يجعل حيلهم بينهم

[lllSCOOPlll]

i own an iphone myself

and i got to say , its true

theres alot of ..

crappy

dum

stupid

apps in the app store

that worth shit ! i mean really ! who comes up with crap like that !

and whos dum enough to buy'em ?

the sad thing is that actully theres dumb ppl who do buy such crap .

[res1233]

@lllSCOOPlll Well, you're right, but the reason there's so much crap on the app store is because it's so easy to do. Programming on the iPhone (for a programmer) is a no-brainer, and if your app is decent and doesn't break any of Apple's rules, it gets on easily, so basically, it's cheap and easy to make apps for the iPhone, which is the reason there are so many apps available.

[awehmuth]

inveja...

[mercury6966]

Jealous much?

[nickbower]

this is making fun of the iphone and all of the stupid apps it has

[NNJ007]

is this a real microsoft video???

[yosoy2kool4u]

this apps sucks!

[MacPri]

this video proofs that the iphone still the better phone ^^

[IIIBlankIII]

you know this is a spoof and making fun of the iphone right?

[Tortills]

Wind-blows is just trying to be Like apple and if you think apple sucks you probely own a iPod

[dillweed001]

I'm so confused...

[diablecita]

wIn-bLOWS haha

[pam3740]

OMG the softies totally get it. who would of thought they are actually getting cooler then Apple.

[CmlDexter]

The thruth about apple's mac store. They claim over 900,000 apps, only 10% of them are useful, the rest are stupid like the ones shown

[bharathyp]

hey dumb ass ... phones got to b both productive and fun..... GET A LIFE

[EvangelineSky]

Lol, so cute. xD

[nicolasmarinus]

It is sad to see the copycats laugh at the innovators through "intelligent" geek humor.

[lifeformlifeform]

Microsoft is a bunch of clovns...! Why does your commercial always have to be so nerdy and dry ? Get some class and create more intelligent software.

[andrefantastisk]

I really laughed when they showed the GPS application!

No one can say it isn't accurate. :)

[Arashrahimian]

:)))))))))))

[djredskin007]

microsoft is so sad.... xD lol they keep trying to imitate apple excelence but they keep getting fail's... even the comercials are fail...

[jnrolf]

Looks like a apple lab 2 me!

[mikef1965aol]

Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results - Most Profitable Quarter Ever; Record Mac and iPhone Sales.

Enough said.

[YoKindASuCk]

i like that uys iphone- oh wait its just samsung trying to fit in

[maykmyahoo]

Without the developers, appstore is nothing. But Apple keeps rejecting some good apps without reason, they need to get their asses kicked. This Apple smells rotten to the core.

[dasomicron]

Wannabies!!!!!!

[cougar117]

I thought this was making fun of the Apple store, they are rejecting these apps, They are making fun of the Apple store and it has only stupid apps while they are rejecting all these pointlesss apps, I'm sorry you guys can't listen to the dialogue being used, if you did you would here "To bad this one was rejected too..." Fail on almost everyone's part

[EnElBarrioFino]

Microsoft has a LONG way to go. and this commercial should have focused on some of the better apps available, not just the funny ones. However, this was good for a few laughs.

[frannyc28]

What you are is totally jelous that even with stupid APPS Apple is making more money... SUCK ON IT MICROSHIT!

[macsandpcs1234567890]

Wow what weird apps it has, But who cares? The iTuns app Store has some as well.

[Marquitox]

wtf? Are you really spending money on this ads? Now I know why Windows Mobile it's the worst OS for mobile phones :)

[jvalverde]

They use the iphone and appstore for mocking about the apps... but they did nothing. Try to make next time just a version of operating system and sell it for a reasonable price.

[CGDomain09]

wow, their is a clock in the background of the video.

[tomas693]

Lame! Marketplace is a copy of the AppStore, this people even don't have a sense of humor

[dannyextremex]

the AppStore is a joke. atleast Apple is getting the "time" app right. well almost. sundial app? lolz laughing my balls off..

[gordoinmundo]

Lame

[veli64]

jajajajaja muy bueno, es TAN CIERTO que mucho mac fans se pican

[karens079]

sweet!

[davidmor38]

lol!

[ichigonapps]

this is actually very funny!

[spidereddie]

wow this is crap. absolute garbage. sounds like bill gates himself contributed to this "hilarious" writing. Wow really gut wrenching. "3:15 oh wait ha ha ha it's 5:30"

[okee9]

The should have created an app that needed 2gb ram to run then took hours to copy your files from one part of your hard drive to the other ...... oh sorry they've already done that..

[dannyextremex]

or maybe they could copy the bluetooth stack from the iPhone to WinMo devices? so that users wont be able to transfer files and music and use the lame crippled itunes for all the shit? reminds me of toilet paper

[b3productions]

winblows... horrible commercial

[titanicjo]

This video was made on mac!

[jmartitorrent]

hahahahah... some boys of Microsoft are gealous!! Just copying what Apple invents (their way of working)

[kappr2]

lmao copying any fan boy of apple shouldn't be talking about copying!! apple getting sued but nokia because iphone used 10 patents!!

[Urk0ZzZ]

jajajja

[Llusancom]

ja ja ja

Tienen razón, en el App Store uno encuentra aplicaciones basura.

El porcentaje de esas aplicacion es MUY ALTA.

Los bigotes y las manos me mataron de risa.

Quien no tenga un iphone, menos entenderán la broma.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[asteamkiller]

penis

[Blufftube]

I wouldn't buy another Microsoft product even if bill gates wife sucks my d1ck what a joke of a company. I wanna see how many of their apps will have a virus lol

[sercrismic]

Es un asco no tienen ni sentido del humor, nada mas uqe una propaganda rebuscada,+ bien parece un reality show

[yutubecop]

0:52 is fail. the time was 4.20-ish as seen in the background clock.

[Blue67impala]

lol Microsoft fail

[1Ikaz1]

Those Microsoft Nerds, They don't understand that Apple OWNS.

[burgerman72]

JEALOUSY!

[danielsan854]

I like it, made me laugh, people need to learn not to take this stuff so seriously.

[MSRomain]

microsoft sucks

he copied windows market place form the appstore

[evans387]

good. the appstore is pretty cool, what's wrong with someone trying to do it better?

[tomsabin]

That was crap

[blackdeathrasher]

hahahahahaha LOL¡¡¡ LMFAO¡¡

[chengruber]

is the lipsink off for others? if does, then, thats soooo microsoft. messing things up.

[Leetbix1]

Hahaha made me laugh

[Morpheim]

So I'm guessing by their site this is an ad to inspire people to make apps for microsoft phone? Alright, but whoever made this commercial just ended up making them look bad..

[MrWillJoe]

So I'm guessing you've got an iPhone?

[Morpheim]

MrWillJoe:

Actually no, I'm guessing you're assuming I'm a mac fan boy and actually I don't like macs. Windows is better imo.

[danielsan854]

I think you missed the point, its not about encouraging people to program for windows, it's a dig at the mount of gimmicky apps on the Apple app store.

[Morpheim]

oh lol ok. :P

[StregaPiccina]

cercate: canale cinque spia giudice che condanna fininvest

[deanrr]

does ms get this ad agency free or something, pay off apples ad agency already and get them working for you

[Feircejaguar]

lol, love the GPS app =p

[rogueelite]

MS OS is ok, but this ad is pathetic

[Millahtime]

Why the hell doesn't MS fire this terrible ad agency already?

MS' real app labs would consist of a bunch of people using Macs studying Apples every move to guide what direction Microsoft should take next. MS wouldn't even have a marketplace if it weren't for the app store, they would still have just random .cab files spread out all over the internet.

Its funny MS would try to make fun of iPhone apps, yet they're the ones trying to bribe iPhone developers to port their apps to Windows Mobile.

[TravvyG]

This everyone copys Apple shit is just annoying. Poeple get over it please and thank you. I only like Apple cause of their iPods that are unfortaunitly overpriced. Since the Australian dollar buys more I haven't seen Apple lower their prices in the 64GB iPod Touch which is still AU$549 butthats a different story

[niggawithbluetooth]

i came here with every intention to troll apple fan boys. after seeing this, i just can't. this is the worst.

[USAouGIGN]

It's easy to copy the ideas of Apple. Pff pathetic.

WINDOWS SUCKS !

[Feircejaguar]

that explains why your watching and commenting on their ads...

[thealexndr]

Microsoft as hit a new low O_O

[lipskamafia]

microsoft copied all stuff in the world

like 20 years ago

now their marked is copied from apple , no one has appstore before apple got his

and stfu your mobiles wouldnt never had applications like on iphone

OS X RULES ( and symbian too)

[pulsed13]

and my point still stands though. it was meant to be a pointless, ridiculous ad. it's lame because it's meant to be lame, since they're making fun of something and make it lame.

[tisthah]

C'est un peu facile de se moquer quand on arrive sur le marché très en retard.....

[linlinbebe]

Hahaha. MS FTW.

[eddy4059]

So bad....i cant believe they are trying this

[tomopope]

Amazing

[k7of9]

lol @ the video and rofl @ all the disgruntled Aople fanboys without a sense of humor. It certainly is more creative than Apple's get a mac commercials which are just recreations of the same thing over and over and over again.

And no, I am not a Windows Mobile user.

Just thought I'd mention.

[k7of9]

Aople->Apple

[velvetmike]

apple fans is time to cryyyy!! haha

[serendipityuk]

why???

[dagisto1987]

I like you man(no homo), Go ahead show them what the truth is

[samsonthepuppy]

Wow, that was just terrible.

[TheDigbickman]

Shit

[cedsoft54]

Did think it was a campaign AGAINST microsoft... lame !

[aumkar22]

Retards. This is a direct stab at the App Store. L2UNDERSTAND.

[bruintoo]

LAME.

[jonathan102]

microsoft really makes the worst ads

[isandervanbeek]

They are removing most of the reactions in here, so that's what they do all day..

[johnyorke33]

what a flippin' joke. they have made me think twice now about my iphone, what with they slick advertising and hilarious sound effects (i love the part where the woman gets electrified!!). I'm going windows mobile!

[pulsed13]

LOL funny ad. And the apple fanboys (trolls) didn't really get it.

[DudeHuge]

I get it and it's not funny at all you faggot.

[pulsed13]

The sundial wasn't funny? "It's 3:15..oh 5:30" then in the background you can see that it's 4:20.

the mustache app wasn't funny though. IT WAS RIDICULOUS. lol

and "DudeHuge" is funny as well. LOL

[DudeHuge]

Nothing is funny and My name sucks dick.

[cja1218]

One where in that tiny shit brain of yours, do you think I don't know what app stands for.

Two yes application have been in previous phone but since when have they been called "apps" and since when has there been "stores" on the phones selling them. Mmm lets think oh yeah apple's iPhone and now almost every other company is following then wanting a piece of that pie

Three no fuck you EllisPerkins93

(I bet you were born in 1993 making you 16 ! grow the Fuck up)

[mzmiz]

This is so painful to watch. Dumb Microsoft. Wish the company would just stop trying. Just Stop. So lame, dumb, weird, wtf, what a waste.

[MrNaPaLm32]

As the apple trolls don't get the humor...

[cja1218]

What a Knock Off !!!

Not just Microsoft either... How many of these new smart phone have "apps" now how many had them before apple made it for the iPhone ?

All Im saying is I wished I every company could be creative enough to create their own idea and not just steal/copy someones

[danielsan854]

Yes because Apple is the most innovative and best company every, right?

Saying you mentioned smart phones we'll start there we all know the iPhone was the first smart phone ever, and apple led the pack, not companies like Nokia years before Apple even considered a phone.

I could go on and on, about various ideas Apple incorporated into the iPhone, but that would be a waste. What you need to realize is that every company "copies" good ideas, it improves their own product, Apple is no exception.

[GroundFighter]

Dubious at best, just like MS software.

[shilpadesawale]

Good one by msft. Guys! get the humor, dont try to be very cynical about it...

[Devastationable]

LAME :(

[Fulaeetoy]

yeah. the one's important and useful app is rejected. just like GV.

[kouros3]

Could do better

[RenzLix]

Awesome vid!! I like the humor of this one...

Apple heads out there no offense I own an iphone but this one's true. there are tons of useless app on appstore and I DL them. LOL

[keygbay]

wtf, this is lame.

[cacahahacaca]

Pathetic video! It's like an ad from the 90's or something...

[venuecam]

or from back to the future II

[jinzoAgain]

Guess it really is impossible to do proper A/V work on Windows Machines.

[yoyojonathan]

lmao

[jessiethe3rd]

Seriously... if you think all the iPhone apps are great you have got to be joking me. 20% of the apps are actually useful at all.

Honestly... if you take Microsoft seriously you need your brain checked.

[ItsRyanStudios]

Lol this is so bad, i thought it was made by apple and syin how bad this marketplace is gunna be

[SunriseInTheMidwest]

FUCKED UP AUDIO!!!! Another MS fail

[stbukre]

Too many apple fanbois on here. This was funny and I enjoyed it and you mindless apple sheep can't keep me from enjoying it.

*Durrrrr all hail Steve Jobs, we are retarded and overpay for outdated hardware cuz we're trendstenders* Drooool.

[DarkMyst3ry]

stop being haters! geez... i actually really liked this video, i enjoy this type of humor, and every one should too... just don't think of it as a microsoft ad... its that simple

[CrazyPotatos]

Lol microsoft messed up the audio lol

[wolfe50]

look at the clock behind them. 2 different times lol

[ScottMcMillan]

This is pretty gay, but streets ahead of that Windows Party stuff. Why is everything these guys produce rubbish? They have so much money and so little taste.

[bobjackmon]

only apple fanboys are posting comments and rating this vid. this is simply stupid...

[Madblaster89]

Clock in back 5:20.

[swaGa1nRz]

everyone should have a good laugh about this, its not big deal

[LousyHeroes]

Haha...

Oh Apple fan's... you are hilarious...

[DetectiveDusk]

Making fun of the stupid smartphone has got people riled up.

[spyburnz]

Is this supposed to be funny???

[dsjr2006]

At least that "other" phone has an App Store with things people want. Lol. The Windows marketplace is a joke.

[DrummerZ64]

Not funny. Listen, Microsoft, you lost the app war. Hell, even RIM's apps will destroy your catalog. This isn't funny and it's not quirky. It's lame and you probably spent $4 million producing it. No wonder Windows is $400 bucks.

[isandervanbeek]

Does Apple pay them to put this online or?.. Are they really that stupid?

[Madblaster89]

The point is to get attention from people like you.

[laserheart]

Personally, I like the fun apps sometimes...

Hopefully. they don't strangle developers after they go ahead and spend weeks and months developing an app, only to have it rejected!

I think a sundial app that used the GPS to determined where the sun would be at any time of the day, and then presented a 3D version of a sundial where the dial's shadow rotated around as you turned your phone would be a great app! I'd buy it!

Oh, that's right... it'd probably be rejected.

[noamabta]

nice

[sulandus]

That is COOL!

[stsanford]

juvenile humor illustrated.

[Fiamadkx]

k lixo

[igoronline]

Microsoft should abandon the OS industry and go back to focusing on M$office.The future is FOSS!

[ed3m1r]

wtf microshoot yourself.

[robertneville71]

Wow! that's the funniest well, intentionally funny, thing I've ever seen from Microsoft! I mean there are lots of funny things from those guys just not intentionally funny. Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates for instance, or Word or Vista. In fact I cant wait to go to a Microsoft Store, that should really be funny too. Anyway, good job!

[alex9044]

Just wondering what "genius" are working in Microsoft PR department these days. It's hard to come up with more stupid idea for ad.

[tikal111]

i got a chuckle out of it. i can't believe so many apple fanboys are crying over this video. ZOMG they're making fun of my precious apple! they can't do that! how dare they do such a thing! stupid butthurt fags. you guys can never take a joke. i guess retarded mac vs pc commercials tickle your fancy.

i also love how gizmodo's macfag jesus diaz had to make a post to cry about this video and then delete peoples comments. pathetic.

[GENIUSGT]

lol

[jay33011211]

he was deleting comments? what a loser.

[ODNAbc]

Funny stuff!!

[rockeytheguru]

Microsoft sucks!!!

[BrawlJuice]

00:42 if you look on the upper right corner its not 3:15 or 5:30 D:<

[fswmacguy]

I may be a Mac user at heart, but there's no excuse for this lack of professionalism.

Sorry Microsoft, you fail.

[KrisRoberts591]

What?

Lack of whos professionalism.

I've been a Mac user for years and enjoyed this.

[riku98523]

Ya because the fact that Apple has been mudslinging for the past 8 years makes them professional.

[Muffo87]

Buahahah! :D