The Jerky Boys - Drinking Problem

[CraigFoye80]

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[roberts59a]

my tempers always flaring like a pack of hemmeriods

[dmedicFF]

yeah I can hear that LOL!

[kricker1234]

busted his jaw for him..

[xxESPx]

I love the way he says "See ya later then"

[BeyondNeptune]

i see niggers stopped telling "yo mamma" jokes and moved on to telling "yo dadda" jokes.

At least you chimps are slowly evolving...you're still a few million years behind white people though..but nice to see you're progressing,, BOYYYYY

[barrebabyugk4life]

"you know that dont bother me that shit.....im always swinging at the fences!

[barrebabyugk4life]

personally i LIKE it i dont see much of a problem......lol

[randombk82894]

we should check into it

[sublime90]

i busted his jaw for him lol

[TheEricleeparker]

how old are the Jerky BOys? they have a official myspace page

[ClayDay52]

My tempers always flaring like a pack of hemorrhoids

[HandsomeB1derful]

"..personally, i like it.."

[jeffrey305able]

ive always been high wired like that, so that dont bother me lol

[otosurgeon]

Kickin' the dog upside down. And, he'll but your jaw for you.

[TheScads1]

that sucked alcoholics are no joke

[bigrigbob2010]

@TheScads1 I am a recovered alcoholic and played this for a bunch of AA people they all thought it was funny.

[TheScads1]

@bigrigbob2010

nice me too

people at my groups would think its funny too but its a pretty wek jb skit though, he just gives up at the end

[nate8lawson]

@TheScad go fuck yourself its frank rizzo!

[inyourfacedouchebag]

@TheScads1 dont cry cuz you got slapped around by your dad... in a dress and thong wearing high heels late at night when he drank

[headschlong]

Kicking the dog upside down in the apartment...classic.

[degr345]

i drink about a bottle and a half of jack daniels a day and i whack down a six pack at night you know to calm my nerves

[lancezimmerman]

im always swingin at the fences !!!

[differentandalike]

YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

[Tpayne440]

im level to "chrow" down at the drop of a hat, my tempers flaring like a pack of hemorrhoids

[TheRomanianGQ]

"Straighten out this funny little drinking problem I got"... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[warftrat87]

"Yeah, I’d like to straighten out this funny little drinking problem i got...."

[TheRomanianGQ]

@warftrat87 i LOVE that opening line!!!! CLASSIC!!!

[straightdropdopeflow]

you get in my way i'll run with over ya, im SICK !! lmao

[smuttierthanu]

down a six pak and a bottle and a half of jack...."just to calm my nerves down.." lmfao

[gstonne]

You get in my way, I'll run right over you.. I'm sic..

[chillinandshit]

yeah i'd like to straiten out this funny little drinking problem i got. hahahah

[BeyondNeptune]

haha, this lady is trying her hardest not to laugh

[Jonwood74]

Oooh these silly little fuckers with their stinky balloons all up and down their ass neck.  Makes me wanna fire my retard wife out the window. Once I'm done kickin' her upside down I'm gonna throw hot salami at you too fuckface...Ooooh thank you!

[LedWhisky69]

Well, my only and best suggestion to you is...

....YEAH, well, I always get complaints from the wife...

LOL! She wanted to give him good advice and he just cuts her right off.

[TheFliz11]

My tempas always flaring like a pack of hemroids...classic

[1skullduggery]

i drink, but only to excess...

[Deez777777]

personally i like myself, & your gettin on my nerves

[MrZZniperZz1]

"My tempers always flraing like a pack of hemroids!" hahahahah great stuff

[BeyondNeptune]

these Noo Yawk accents crack me up.

[da1capo]

@BeyondNeptune hey numbnuts, we don't have accents!! it's all of you country bamas that have accents dickhead!! We speak normal!!!

[BeyondNeptune]

@da1capo it's niggers who have accents. Every nigger in america talks the same way, no matter if their filthy asses live in Alabama, or California, or fucking Maine

[da1capo]

@BeyondNeptune And it's filthy, white, trailer trash, rednecks like yourself that speak with accents! So why don't you and your whore of a mother get back on your dirtbag ass couch & finish smoking Meth & eating corn dogs cracker!

[BeyondNeptune]

@da1capo blacks commit 10 times more crime than whites. End of fucking story.

[da1capo]

@BeyondNeptune LMAO!! I guess because your stupid ass makes up some bullshit ass numbers must mean its true!!! Your prostitute mom was right when she she wished you were stillborn!

[BeyondNeptune]

@da1capo look up the crime stats in both the FBI and Department of Justice websites.. blacks commit 7 to 10 times more crime than non-hispanic whites for the 4 categories of violent crime - murder, rape, armed robbery, aggrevated assault. Even obama's justice department cant hide nigger hate.

[da1capo]

@BeyondNeptune Yeah and people are to believe a white trash, 4th grade dropout is going to quote stats about crime statistics!! LMAO!! Why don't you finish giving the guy you think is your dad a blowjob fag.

[Afalaa]

@BeyondNeptune

I believe there is no Crime worse then a man killing his son, daughter , wife and in the end takes his live. The only race that do that is white people. That is realty check. I agree with you that black person can kill a person but a white person can kill a family which is worse.

[Jikk]

@Afalaa

Not going to get into your guys petty little bickering, but for you to take one tragic event involving one fucked up person, and label an entire race because of it, well that makes you look just as bad as the guy you're arguing with. All races do equally messed up shit, past and present.

[ValleyViper81]

My temper's always flaring like a pack of hemroids!

[TheBadLT16]

Frankie Rizzo knows more about drinkin' than the 1000 assholes that I met in A.A.

over 24 years.

You can drink as long as you're not a "Quitter" and you don't go to the "Meetin's".

[Bratt302]

a bottle and a half of jack lmao

[Kostly]

I'll roll right ovah ya, I'm SICK!

[gcpc1]

"You'd like to what?" - classic

[ImFrankRizzo]

PERSONALLY I LIKE IT

[4404sjr]

i love how he ends the call: "tell ya the truth your kinda gettin on my nerves yourself"LOL

[BeyondNeptune]

haha, the lady can't help but laff at him @ 1:19

[7beers]

swinging at the fences

[OmarAlQaseer]

This is like the precursor to Carl from ATHF.

[morrisfly85]

LMAO the six pack at night is just to calm his nerves....

[4404sjr]

ahhh my tempers always flaring up like a pack a hemaroids......

[denenny11]

personally I like it

[munches13]

kicking the dog upside down. haahha i love the jerks

[MiGrandeCazzo]

"Im always swingin at the fences"

[Element1516]

"kickin the dog upside down" hahahhaa

[kevin1117spencer]

"I've always been hot wired like that" lmao

[pubirty22]

See ya' latah 'dere. Lol

[hbkdetroit]

hahahaha, i had this cassette.

[likewowmanhey]

@hbkdetroit Me too..it made me lmao all the effen time!!

[jjp009]

"Ahh, to tell you the truth, you're gettin' on my nerves a a little bit. I don't think I need help with anything".

[eric5906]

"I"m always swingin' for the fences.." Bwahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[bub0176]

Im very high wired



[wcjoey]

My temper's flarin' like a pack of hemmorrhoids!

[jaker9908]

0:40 I busted his jaw for him..... HAHAHAHA

[JeffOxBig]

"I'm always swingin' at the fences...you get in my way i'll row right over ya ; I'm sick !!!" lololol...EPIC !!!

[msmelody1960]

LOL......this sounds like my boyfriend guess im need a new one haha.

[tjomc82]

society has made me feel this plenty times!

[bloodpool]

Kickin the dog upside down lol

[caddop22]

@bloodpool

lololololol



[damiensongs]

funny fuckin shit!!

[LittleNegrillio]

IM always swinging at the fences! LOL

[rocknroll980]

I love the jewish guy.

[roberts59a]

"my tempers always flaring like a pack of hemorrhoids" ..."ya i hear that" lol

[frcepeda78]

swingin at the fences...BHAHAHA

[buck62sugar]

I'm a nutty...I'm a crazy kinda guy...I'm always swinging at the fences..."

Too funny. The guy (Frank Rizzo) this person created is a classic and needs expand beyond just prank calls. Maybe short animations or commercials. The fact that he can stay in character long enough for a call such as this takes talent. Excellent improv. I'm new to the Jerky Boys so excuse my ignorance.

I'M NUTTY THAT WAY.

[crowezar]

eh, personally I like myself...

[ghostwhiskey]

"funny little drinkin problem"oh my god

[LittleNegrillio]

@ghostwhiskey AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[ghostwhiskey]

@LittleNegrillio "if they say theres a problem we should look into it,im liable to trow down at the drop of a hat"

[LittleNegrillio]

@ghostwhiskey I drink a bottle of Jack Daniells during the day, I wack down a six pack at night to calm my nerves! LOL AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[BadApplesNJ]

"whack down a 6-pack at night just to calm my nerves..."

[GraftonBBoys2]

Hey i prank call to got good vids to

[nynicky1]

i busted his jaw for him like it was nice lol lol lol ha ha hey lisa funny ha babe?

[reanimate21]

"I'm libel to throw down at the drop of a hat" LMFAO!

[1skunkus]

One of the funniest is asking "do you sell spiked golf cleets"? yes we do. Well can I have one of the store clerks there put one of these on and just kick me around the store and step on me? She puts him on speaker phone and then he makes it serious not giving the satisfaction. "do you have these?"

[Jamie238]

@1skunkus Or how about " Do you guys repair those tennis machines that fire the balls? Ok we have a little emergency here,I rented one of these things...Peter and another friend of ours and we boiled up some potatoes last night and this fucking crazy but we were shooting em at each other through the tennis machine.. And Peters really hurt bad. Yeah his ass is blue." LOL

[1skunkus]

@Jamie238 Funny how we know them line from line: Also sporting goods: "do you have spiked golf cleets"? yes we do! Ok good, well if I come down there could you have one of the workers there put on a pair of these, and just kick me around the #^&*% store, and and step on me in front of all the customers?

[theartofnotbeingseen]

" i busted his jaw for 'im" fucking classic.

[assonine666]

@theartofnotbeingseen HAHAHAHAAA FUCK YES!! that line has always got me!! to this day it puts me in stitches. "I busted his jaw fer'm" LOL like he did the guy a favor XD killz me.

[MoRRisoNRisiN]

i thought it was pretty good..

[7beers]

Not one of their best.