Castle Crashing "The Beard" - Perfect Kill in 70 seconds

[MultiEkisDe]

OMG! look at the part where you say what is your exp. in sec. 0:29 and tell me what number is ...

[flitzepeng]

Holy crap! He levels up at 666 xp!

[CrossKnights]

I...jus....I....but...err...*s­peechless*

[Bl00dnFl4mes]

DUDE THANKS IT WORKED :D!!

[MustardDie456]

BUM RUSHED

[TheDarkSnork]

I completed it but I wasnt signed in to newgrounds so I didnt get awards :(

[MapleLunii]

I want the pink knight to be DLC : [ There needs to be a female knight >:c

[24Jjssonicfan24]

how do you use magic in this game?

[ECiriachi]

@24Jjssonicfan24:

hold attack button.

[24Jjssonicfan24]

@ECiriachi omg now i see it at the bottom of the video... i fail

[noob1n8or]

NOMED!

[grenae07]

that was fabulous !!!!!!!!!!(fantastic)

[XboxMarche]

lol nice

[putternf]

not in 70 secs in 72 secs

[ECiriachi]

Well I guess I can count the time it took me from when I took control of my toon till I land the final blow? In that case it would be 70.

[Aris94]

@putternf way to be a dick, nobody cares

[putternf]

@Aris94 sorry just sayen

[WheelMan1337]

Level up!

Level up!

Level up!

FABULOUS!!

[TheWorldEndsWithUs]

fun game, although it was very hard to replicate your method and i wasn't able to hold a during the level up animation

[ECiriachi]

Indeed - it takes both luck and practice. Still in all its simplicity, I find this small game irresistibly funny.

[eRaGoN0dRaGoN]

You actually beat him at 91 seconds...

[ECiriachi]

The video is 1 minute and 14 seconds, that's 74 seconds in my book. I think that counting the time from the moment when I take control of the character to when I land the final blow is a reasonable approximation.

[eRaGoN0dRaGoN]

Oh crap. I screwed up my maths. It was actually suppose to be 71... D:

[GlebGuy]

I bet Tom was thinking "Quit it bitch!" from the start.

[Shatzlec]

WTF!?

[Borso47]

man u are awesome nice comboing and stuff.

[WiiKnightsClan]

are you playing this on the 360 or computer cas i never played this on castle crashers for 360.....please respond cas it looks like a fun game

[ECiriachi]

This is a simple flash game that was conceived as a joke for Castle Crashers' programmer Tom Fulp - it contains just this stage and nothing else.

You can play that on Kongregate and elsewhere on the net.

[sircrazyhead]

computer just google castle crashers the beard

[gbtygfvyg]

I just noticed that the lollipop in this game was put in castle crashers via dlc.

[anatoriyasu]

HOW CAN YOU GO TO NEXT LEVER SO FAST?

[ECiriachi]

By making XP very fast.

[GlebGuy]

Owned.

[EricBeckwith]

actualy this is on newgrounds and many other gaming sites

[Chiglit]

any1 spare points i want this game :(

[dartjoe]

Get them yourself lazy beaner or get off Xbox Live

[Powerofthunder]

is this for the xbox360 O_O?

[dinnnnm]

well its speeded up a little bit but i can copy what you did and nothing

i cant level as fast and thats little because my atacks slower

[ECiriachi]

The speed you see is the speed of the game when it's running on my local machine, without being embedded in a web page; I assume it is the speed that is intended to be.

As for the speed of attacks, you must mash on the buttons pretty hard; anyway, it is not 100% guaranteed that you will be able to level up to 3 before his 2nd eyebeam; this is actually the hardest part of the tactic, and sometimes it will just not happen. Keep trying!

[dinnnnm]

i did get to 3 before second beam by luck

[dinnnnm]

Lol i beated him all ready i thought i commented and said i did

but i beated him samme exact spot you killed him in wow xDDD

[ECiriachi]

Glad that my video served some purpose ;)

Yes, getting lvl3 before 2nd beam is sort of random. I still wonder if with a very fast autofire this can be obtained deterministically...

[dinnnnm]

WTFING

when i try your stragaty

i cant fucknig atack as fast as you

im way slower atack

wtf WTF WTF WTF

[GreyOrchid]

Ha, is the homophobic pink knight the secret character?

[KyuubiNarutor]

yup!

[pokemonpoeguygcn]

The pink is the final level

[Tungchu92]

how do u level up soo fast?...

[ECiriachi]

Read my answer to toiletscrubbr below.

[toiletscrubbr]

how the hell did u get so much exp with each hit?

[ECiriachi]

You get as much Exp as the level of combo. My combo was +38, so the last hit awarded me 38 Exp, the previous one 37, and so on.

'Magic' attack is an exception, when you launch it usually multi-hits: every hit awards you as much Exp as the level of combo you had in the moment you launched the magic.

[Razasonic]

u fuckin pwn

[invertin]

The beard should've been a secret boss or something in the full Castle Crashers.

Or maybe someday they'll release a downloadable "Bearded Fulp" Character.

[matram2]

wow flawless and in 70 seconds thats awsome!

[LinkV3z]

FABOULOUS! LOL!

[paperclippizza]

is that pc version? i think the xbox arcade version owns this.

[ECiriachi]

No, this is actually a very simple and short flash game released by the developers on Kongregate and other flash sites.

[borislowje]

Ahahahaha... what an idiot...

[ECiriachi]

Well, millisecond more, millisecond less Einstein...

[giovanni5525]

well no it was 4 seconds more but i'm not complainin. that was hilarious lol

[ECiriachi]

It's about 70 seconds from when I start controlling the character to when I land the final blow.

[chuckytheman]

Stop being so Nit-picky It was still a very interesting feat.

I enjoyed seeing the bosses get the crap beaten out of them. Bravo!

[Undeadspiral]

dang....

[Timbatim]

impressive :)

[Zobrak80]

wow u are great ;O

[ECiriachi]

Thank you!

Actually, if you download the flash and play it on your local machine, that is the speed that you get.

[sonow3]

all you did was beat it without getting hurt and fast forward it a little but it was still impressive!!! :3

[2YinYang2]

nice

[n1vRuC]

LOL!

[dkbust3r]

holy shit

[SargentMugen]

lol! He transformed into the orange guy at 666 experience!

[ECiriachi]

Clearly the work of the devil :)

[HolyMageX]

id like to see you try to castle crash chuck norrises beard itd own you dude

[LordofBobz]

im just wondering did u speed this up at all?

cause if u did then im doing something wrong

if u didnt then my comp is 2 slow :(

[ECiriachi]

Hi, this is indeed the normal execution speed I get when I run the flash from my hard drive (which I need in order to record the movie). When I play on Kongnregate I often experience lag, for reasons not so clear to me.

Conversely, lag slows the game down for you allowing for better chance of pulling up stunts - but recording the movie is still as hard as it was intended to be!

[LordofBobz]

thanks...

i keep messing up wen i turn to the red guy i cant do it fast enuff but i did it once and i just didnt turn around and i lost the combo :( but thanks and good job :)

[hahool340]

nice,actually thnx for making this vic,it even actually HELPed me to complete the game

[keithffgtr]

there should be something past fab but you lvl up at 2000 xp

[Cortexcom34]

Wow! You ROCK!

[piemogers]

how does that lollipop hurt him

[ECiriachi]

It's a +5 Keen Lollypop of Slay Bearded Faces!

[tagdeo]

oh. cool.

[tagdeo]

oh. no hacking? is that your pic in the right hand corner just behind the level thingie?

[ECiriachi]

Yes, I watermarked it with Sothink SWF to Video Converter.

[RMFCJ]

omg vry nice!

[ShoTro]

Nice. Tried out what you did and it really works! Nice job figuring that out.

[ECiriachi]

How much time did you managed to reach?

[canezfan222]

cannon wait for the XBLA game which is now complete and being put though the final stages of publishing!

[MidoriSkyJT]

Wow. This was well done. I'm not sure how you pulled off the fast level up from gold => pink though. The exp just jumped from 666 to 955 in about two seconds.

[ECiriachi]

He he... that could be unclear as it happens off-screen. As soon as the global score come back on Kongregate, I will make this information public - but for now I'll keep it a secret.

I'll give you a hint though: the score goes up from 666 to 918 (the one which brings it to 955 is a physical hit) in steps of +36. Watch closer the last frames of the yellow guy, and you will understand what made me get those points...

[MidoriSkyJT]

I think I see what happened. Something to do with the Red's attack before the level up or something with the way he moves, right? If I'm right, you can delete this post.

[ECiriachi]

Oh, don't worry - scores are back on Kongregate, and of course the "All Times" score is full of fucking CHEATERS. What I did is charging the magic DURING the level-up sequence - then I released it after level up, and voila! 7 hits, at +36 each.

[mass2chaos]

Woah... never thought of that.... WHY AM I SO STUPID

[tagdeo]

probably hacked. fucking hacker!!!!!!!!!

[ECiriachi]

Lol man, I provided the friggin' VIDEO... you can see every moment of the kill from the first moment to the end... now how on Earth I could have hacked?

You bimbi-minkia are so hilarious...

[Stealthruler95]

nice. Fab stage kiks buttox. I cant do it that quick though, lol.