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  • I got the seal!

  • Yeah, all of you cunts are outnumbered - seriously we need a fuckin atheist - chritianity war cuzz this is doin my head in how those cunts can think they can come onto this video - explain there beliefs one more fuckin time and then fuck off, they dont do naything to help themselves, or anyone else. If youre gonna fuckin moan say something fuckin constructive you bunch of wankers!

  • Douche Bag

  • o jesus its jesusfreak

  • @Powderwombat oh jeeeeeeeeeeezuzzz -_-

  • Wow. Subscribed.

  • I think so there for I am

  • OLook its the gay lumber jack jesus freak

  • Arent there people who go to limbo, too ? It s like for unbaptised babies & co. That ll be the religious third category.

    He cant even get the categories of his own religion straight.

  • You are like a power washer to the mind - I feel so refreshed and tingly all over.

  • paulsego = fucking amazing!

  • i wonder if there still stickam buddies...

  • owned

  • I spend way too much time arguing religion with other people, is just that much fun. I find it funny how otherwise intelligent people just vomit ridiculous shit from their mouths with that "I'm 100% sure that's true" face.

  • OMG! I am laughing so hard my stomach muscles hurt!

  • @elegantgypsy22 against him or for him?

  • @potymouf1 I'm laughing at his responses to jezuzfreek. Articulate, hilarious and all TRUE! "Internet high-five bro, wish I had a cookie!" lmao!

  • Jezuzfreek is wrong about salvation. According to the NT there is only two steps in God's plan for salvation. They are (1) repentance and (2) faith. Too bad for Jesus Freak. He might have a belief in God, but if it's a saving faith, I doubt it. There's no evidence that he's repented. Maybe he'll get it right in his next life. Oh yeah, all we have is this life. Oh well! Let him waste his only life on fairytales that he uses to justify his holier-than-thou attitude. He's a lost a**hole.

  • if your going to make fun Christianity make sure u have ur facts straight.

  • @paulwall1104 "implying he doesn't have his facts straight"

  • @paulwall1104 Oh making fun of Christianity is easy, no sport..like shooting fish in a barrel. Just the "fact" that you used the word "facts" when referring to your religion makes it funny to me.

  • I think JesusFUCK forgot about purgatory.

  • @timtimtimmaah

    protestants don't believe in Purgatory, that's mostly just Catholics

  • BRILLIANT! \(^o^)/

  • CONGRADULATIONS JESUS FREAK! YOUR A TOTAL CHOD!

  • I just realized that jesusfreak sounds like the leader of the men of god CoD:WaW server its sooo funny wow. easiest people to troll ever.

  • Bravo!, ... well said that man.

  • Very well said.

  • Question #1 "Are you a fucking douchebag"

    ROFLMAO

  • im an atheist but i dont understand why other atheists dedicate their life to the bible too. not proving it right but proving it wrong. your an atheist man, thats the point, live ya mufuckin life.

  • Paul, this has to be your best video. I love it. You should make more like these. Just that hint of sarcasm you have is hilarious.

    I love the "Fuck you" you gave him! Awesome reward! I LOL'ED!

  • nice name

  • well considering that jesusfreek told him hes going to hell at the beginning of the video, I'd say this video is more than justified.

  • Really? cause your the only one in this comment section that has a thumbs down, You know why? You my friend are a stupid cocksucker

  • Fuck you.

  • @6787874859 If you think this way you deserve a fate worse than death, eternal toerture. that is not what I am saying to you, that's what jfreek said at the begining of the video. How is that NOT offensive? And when did any American have the right not to get flipped off (except elementary schol teachers and fucking cops)

  • PWNED!!!!

    Keep it up Paul!

  • Shhooot! I got five from five wrong too!

    What does this mean to me?

    Nothing, absolutely nothing.

    Religious zealots can take their religion and insert it where the sun don't shine.

  • I can't stop laughing! lmao

  • 5 OUT OF 5 WRONG...... CLASSIC!!

  • lol your face was priceless as he was going through the 5 steps to salvation...

  • and i guess i'm a douche bag according to you

  • well, your third person thing is the same person that'll be going to hell..

    dude, you're so lost.

    do you really feel the need to bash Christians and what we believe?

    get a life man

  • wow that guy says that it you don't belive in jeuis you go to hell. BAD DAY TO BE A JEW< MUSULIM<BUDISSET AND ANY RELIGON NOT TO FORET non belivers

    PS i know my spelling sucks

  • What kind of stupid rule is that anyway? If you take even a second to think about it, just because you don't believe something you could get thrown into torture for all time? wtf is that all about? Seriously? How can anyone believe something all loving could be so cruel and stupid?

  • most of the known world unfortunately

  • Who is ignorant fuck face? People that live their lives based on logic or assholes like you that live their lives by a storybook and attempt to ram it down everyones throat? I try to imagine Superman is real too but common sense kicks in.

    If you dont like these vids go the fuck away cunt!

  • You know that your definition for "ignorance", "love" and, most importantly", "truth" are pretty hilarious?

  • What is God, Where is he, How did he created this, WHY did he created this. Can you answer this? I can say for certain that you cant answer these questions. You Dont Know. So you put a I Dont Know uppon a I dont Know. It is totally unlogical and Ego-centric.

  • doesn't a god who gives us free will to do as we please kind of put us in charge of the universe?

    Obviously we have our limits but if god didn't want us to learn then why not use his all powerful might to halt our knowledge? Why create us with the capacity to disobey him in the first place?

  • crowdcor225, the same could be said for you moron.

    Also, athiests don't think they are the masters of the universe, they think they rule there lives and that is about it. "You can't convince someone who dosen't want to look outside of their own narrow minded ways. " This is the most telling thing about you and ppl like you.

    You can debate and argue for god all you want, but the truth will still stand, you have no evidence for him, so fail crow. Epic fail.

  • yes are very narrow minded, i mean we only search for new answer and amend old ones, were as a open minded person like yourself will read and obey the same 2000 year old book never making alterations or questioning it...hmm seems wrong.

  • @crowdcor225 I've imagined god. he kinda looks like an iquana crossed with a nautilus crossed witha cockroach. wait god is fromless and unimaginable by the human mind. who's not even imagining god now

  • You forgot the most important punishment for your test: you waste your life on nonsense. That's a lot worse of a punishment than just a "fuck you".

  • JF sure does like congratulating himself on meeting all the criteria on his own list, doesn't he?

  • That's right its as simple as this, everyone on you tube can kiss my ass, except the good ones because as we all know its obvious that there might as well be, some good ones.

  • This is fucking brilliant.

  • Yeah that jesus freak is DEF a deusch!!!

  • "douche".

  • Thank you.

  • Religion is all about hatred. Religious people are the most judgemental, miserable, hate filled people i know. They love pointing fingers when they need to look in the mirror at themselves but of course they won't do that because they are usually full of the very things

  • Not all. That's why I left Catholicism for Paganism. I got sick of the hatred and fear and judging, I wanted real religion. And now, I'm happier than ever :D

  • Paganism is a HUGE category. You should probably be a little more specific :P

  • paganicsim is the what spawned religion, and both is juat as absurd.

  • paganism is just a term used for any religion other than the abrahamic monotheistic religions...

  • Well, specifically Wicca and Shamanism is what I follow.

    And you are correct. :P

  • That was meant as a reply to fistacorpse616

  • I have a new list:

    - There are people who believe they're going to Heaven.

    - There are people who live a Hell on Earth.

    - There are people who live their life to the fullest.

  • the bible was translated by HUMANS from another language that was written by humans and they take it as gods word,it was translated from a dead language

    PLUS if you look at roman mythology and the Egyptian mythology its almost identical to many of the stories in the bible.especially those concerning the birth of jesus AND when Rome made it their official religion they chose whatwould be put into the bible and what would be thrown out so basically most christains are really worshiping a roman god

  • HAHAHA! ANGER! I love it.

  • Fuck jezuzfreak77! lol

  • Fuck jezuzfreak77! lol!

  • I'd love to tell him what my private little things are simply to see the look of absolute horror on his smarmy little face.

  • bro. you make me laugh out loud here. thank you

  • Where did you get the hat you are wearing in the video?

  • PacSun probably.

  • Too damn funny! I agree with you on many points, PE!

  • On the contrary, your ideas are not difficult to grasp. You seem to be the one having trouble with that yourself. And I have already pointed out that I am not among the faithful. I didn't say you should follow anything. But I am fascinated by religions and attempt to understand them rather than mock them and call believers "judgmental" while I myself sit in judgment on them. So I am not saying that unbelievers cannot represent religion correctly; I am saying that this is not done here.

  • "But I am fascinated by religions and attempt to understand them rather than mock them and call believers "judgmental" while I myself sit in judgment on them."

    Don't you think it's at least a little ironic, judeglass, that you're sitting there telling people that you don't like the fact that they're judging people? In effect, you're judging people who judge people. Do you see the ironic paradox?

  • Your line could have been even better, actually: you could have said that I am judging people who judge people for judging people. But really, what can I say? I could say that my opinion only seems judgmental because it has been put into words, that in my heart I sincerely and absolutely distinguish between the sinner and the sin, for lack of less pointed terms, but that would smack of the apologetic and absurd. All I trust myself to say is that I do try, I really do, to distinguish.

  • (Cont.) And it's all I can do to try as hard as ever when I say that such an effort at equity is not something I see demonstrated in this video. I see only open bitterness and contempt. It's my belief that this attitude keeps many atheists on the same level as the intolerant and corrupt religious figures they most often point to as emblems of hypocrisy, as reasons to disregard religion itself. What would Dawkins say if I told him he reminds me of Calvin! So, to answer you: yes, of course I see.

  • LOL are you a douchebag?

  • lmfao, paused it right after the first point to write this, cuz i was hoping you would say the exact same thing you did ,"are you a fucking douchebag?" and you fucking did! hahahaha.

  • Damn, I wanted to see him get the thumbs up, but your right Fock him. laughed hard at this video, thanks

  • This is the third video of yours that I have watched, keep up the good work, I have always believed that people should keep their religion to themselves and you trash the pushy judgmental freaks so good for you.

  • lol you're pretty similar to the amazing athiest

  • ummm the idea of something being old is not right is wrong. What we use this as something is in a way that says something wrote 2000 years old cant always be right and should not say what we should do for everything. You guys follow it all the way though you use straw man and also use fear alot. So does this book have any truth after 2000 years? no.

  • Your logic is as flawless as your sentence construction. That is, your response is more or less unreadable, but I did pick up two things: firstly, you include me in the "you guys" (Christian) category. That is incorrect. Secondly, the Bible still has every bit of truth today it ever has had. What exactly you consider that truth to be is up to you, but to discount it due to its age is silly. If I had space I would discuss its history to make that point. Should I discount Aristotle's philosophies?

  • well my misspellings are a down fall of me, as in I am a bad typiest, also combo that with the spelling of badness and there you go. Also the same could be said for you abiout the bible. I dont mean as in since its old, thus its wrong. What I mean is saying it is true no matter what is just crazy. As in one part it talks about how to bet your slave and what not.  Something not looked down at the time but, today looked down on highly.

  • I am unable to make out what you could possibly be referring to by the sentence, "Also the same could be said for you about the bible." Anyway, you're changing your argument. You did imply that the age of the text is a major factor. Recall your multiple references to its being "2000 years old" and also the direct connection made between this number and the book's truth. But that is merely incidental. I don't care. The point is that religion is in these videos misrepresented and misunderstood.

  • Also I fail to see your point at all? Are you saying that, unless a person of faith brings up something, then it is misrepresented? Also, I do not even remeber how this got started but I can see you cant understand what I said. we should not use somethign written so long ago in a world that is much different then when the text was written. Also dont say it is true then say we should follow it. Just because its your truth, doe snot mean it will someone elses truth.

  • Excellent stuff! - you're very talented....keep'em coming

  • an atheist saint

  • you're a god to atheists everywhere!!!

  • lol, your awesome man. Keep making these awesome videos.

  • yay! i got a thumbs up.

    i think i might make a paulsego seal of approval graphic...

  • Do you ever make videos that suck? Nah..

    5/5

  • tres well constructed vid. Your inspiring me to make some talking head vids

  • this guy is fucking awesome

  • See you in hell.

  • dont christians believe in a purgatory?

    eg where would a vigilante go?

  • Catholics believe in purgatory, not Christians.

  • k. what would qualify them to be in purgatory then?

  • Well, I am not catholic (just to clarify...) but it's if you die with sins still on your conscience... If you don't have final rights or a chance to pray before you die or whatever, you go to purgatory because you're still "sinful" and therefore not ready to go to heaven... then you must wait for the second coming of Christ to go to heaven... but I think all that is just silly.. which is why I am not catholic...

  • paul is god lets all blindly follow him

  • Hey, I'm going to hell too! woo hoo! I'll bring the hot dogs!

  • they'll be so easy to cook!

    I'll bring the beer.

  • Fuck Salvation!

  • sorry pauls ego he does not stand in the douche bag its much more worse than that

  • Used to be an atheist myself, so I know what you mean. Trying to 'explain' God to people is fucking impossible, especially with a warped mythology such as the christian -Where Jesus is God (even though he's only God's son) and Lord and whatnot, you are a SINNER and CONDEMNED to HELL from birth, so REPENT, on your knees and pray to that invisible dictator up in the sky.

  • So yeah. Fuck religion. And probably JesusFreak too. But as my man Immortal Technique worded it: "God is not religion, but a spiritual bond".

    Just cause the religions have been fucked over by divisive fearmongering fascists you shouldn't let that steer you away from keeping an open mind when it comes to "God".

    Anyway, good vid. Keep it up.

    Peace

  • For a guy who likes to boast he is free of religion etc. you seemed obsessed with religion. Freedom, uh.. I doubt it.

  • Yeah, but, someone has to fight back against the Evil-White-Homo-Rapists that have the world in the submission hold it's in.

  • Sounds like paranoia to me, they have meds for that.

  • your right, religion is paranoia.

    The "meds" are logic.

    Or, Atheism.

  • "Evil-White-Homo-Rapists that have the world in the submission hold it's in."

    This is not a logical statement!

    Tony Flew ex-atheist has come to the conclusion based on science that there is a God. His resoning was rational and logical.

  • Well, the concept of Faith, Guidance, and the Homophobia presented in these Religions we have, is in itself, Latently Homosexual.

    Accepting a Malevolent Savior is Homo-erotic.

    And, once you use logic, and step outside the circular logic of Faith, you can see that it is the source of Humanities Evils. That it is a Tool of those who are Power Mad and love followers like you.

  • You make no sense at all atheist and atheist goverments have killed over a 100 million people in the past century all the so-called religous wars don't even compare.

  • Tony Flew shows no logical, scientific conclusion of the such. He's maybe getting senile. Please refer to a non-scripture argument supporting these revelation.

  • Calling TF senile is a dishonest tactic used by fundy atheist to smear his character. You should read his latest book I know 14 atheist who have admitted it has changed their views.

  • Sorry that Logic doesn't make sense to you.

    Hope your not suppressing much, and don't plan on breeding.

  • You don't make sense!

    Typical atheist no facts but plenty of insults.

  • History, and the current state of the world presents hundreds upon hundreds of facts, disproving your position.

    That is what you find insulting.

    What I find insulting is Adult Closeted people forcing hate and Mental Illness on the rest of the world.

    I will offend, because I'll call it like it is.

  • You have yet to produce one fact!

    You are a silly wanker who doesn't know shiat.

    You offend because you have no intellect or knowledge of history.

  • -At the dawn of the Christian Time line there existed Prehistoric ruins of cities, inhabited by intelligent civilizations.

    - There exists historical accounts of these civilizations flourishing in Africa tens of Thousands of years before white people crawled out of the caves, bringing there superstitious and violent nature out in the open.

    - Of course this history doesn't jive with the narrow religious view of humanity. So, it must not have happened.

  • - If you reject the cop-out story of Babylon, apply a little science, and acknowledge the possibility of evolution, you can see how the different tribes (races) of humans changed characteristics by migrating through different terrain. Plus you get a perspective on how long we must have been around.

    - Of course, this requires you to accept some basic scientific principals, acknowledge some very valid non-white history, and reject the lame excuse for history provided by religion.

  • If you apply math and logic, you will come to the conclusion evolution is math maticly impossible as famed Roger Penrose did.

    The birth rate alone proves man could not have existed 100,000 or a millions years ago.

  • I will investigate further, yet

    there are flaws it mathematical theory.

    It only takes 400-1000 years to destroy a civilizations intellect and history.

    Look at the North American Natives.

    They had an advanced understanding of Biology. Now, they are reduced to a superstitious people themselves. Look at the superior ancient architectural accomplishments, vs. the peoples that live near them today.

    Or was that God playing Lego's?

  • I lived in Africa for 20 years and if you think for one minute the white man brought them superstition you are naive or un-educated. As far as vilence goes African torture of their fellow man ranks as some of the worse in history.

  • Sounds like paranoia to me, they have meds for that.

  • you should check out the broken record response to this vid by gonjamon99.

    You might be inspired.

  • Woo! Internet Hi5 for the atheist!

    I'm a Christian, but fuck that pompy twat, Jezuzfreak! What an incessent weed dick!

    Cheers, Allan.

  • The end was a little cheesy but it works!

  • I find him quite pleasant to watch, each to his own i guess :)

  • Doesn't make your god any less fake.

  • Take a dick.

  • and that has what to do with religion?

  • Fuck you. As a straight guy, he is fucking hot. Fuck you. Beauty is an opinion, and your is subjective and cruel. He is hot because he speaks sense. Fuck you and your idea of beauty. God I hate people like you.

  • Every single one of your videos is pure logical bliss.

  • Finally! Somebody who knows that the act of being a douchebag is actually called "douchebaggery." Thank you.

  • The sky is still blue wether you believe it is or not, so what the heck?

  • Why do people need to accept a gift that has already been given to them, wether they accept it or not? I'm Christian, but how can you UNERAN such a gift? You can't say to God "Here take it back." Therefore your saved autimatically.

  • You're never going to be saved everyone's doomed to die there is no salvation. The only way you get your "salvation" is your own fear of death makes you believe in some false reality where you're going to some place in the sky nope you're going to die LOLOLOLOL.

  • I'm sorry, but... "IT'S JESUSFREAK WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN!" SMILE, BABY SMILE! OH BOY, LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THIS AGAIAN! not

  • I have to say though that a lot of people think Christians make decisions because they are afraid of hell, but they are the same as everyone else in most things. Now preachers that preach this stuff probably were afraid at one time but it's their job so they say it for the income. I'm Christian, but I disagree with the same people you do. There's too much either do this or go to hell crap.

  • LMFAO at your smiling facial ezpression as soon as he says "Hey everyone it's Jesusfreak again!", LOL!

  • Grreat video! You're one of the few entertaining people from the ones that base most of their videos on atheism :)

  • holy crap! that was great!

  • I masturbated two-hundred billion times.

    Am I going to hell?

    >:)

  • if this video is 4.5/5, then youtube is 90% atheist, bravo!

  • best vids on youtube right here. paul you are literally FTW

  • Ahahahaha

  • That made me so happy, Paul. Thank you. 5 stars.

  • you should get paid for this

  • wow we need more people like u in this country

    :D jesusfreak is the doosh of all doosh's

    peace sub.. scribed..

  • good movie

    i never get tired of seeing people own jezuzfreek

  • so when was the last time you ate Chipotle?

  • you are thankyou TAA for tellin me about this guy.

  • everybody can keep making up all the bullshit they want...as long as they don't try to move any on me! heh.

  • You could probably merge all of those 3 questions into "are you a douchebag?"

  • I like it

  • You are focking brilliant.

  • not spam....well it is, but everyone watch the video i have on my 'favorites' its by some user akg..some number just puts jezuz freak look like the idiot he is.... but then watch his other vids, making creationists look dumb. =D

    great video paul

  • Nice oratory accompanying the punishment. I give it my seal of approval.

  • Brilliant.

    And for the lulz.

  • The book is only about 1650 years old, and not even as is because it has been edited/ badly translated in almost every century since.

  • thank you dr. Your biblical translation and transcription knowledge is preeminent.

  • You Sir, Are made of WIN!!!!11

  • Awesome vid!